wife
1,002 posts_mart: Hurray!
Mart (_mart)
where it is for the moment. 0=) Alfie's suffering from sun-stroke, luckily Paul(my brother) and Lyndsay(his wife) are back from their holiday, so I don't have......
Mart (_mart)
where it is for the moment. 0=) Alfie's suffering from sun-stroke, luckily Paul(my brother) and Lyndsay(his wife) are back from their holiday, so I don't have......
levanah: furball update
Sister Atom Bomb of Desirable Mindfulness (levanah)
like our old vet. That might have had something to do with Gern's ex-wife having worked there for some time. I really liked the new vet. He...
Sister Atom Bomb of Desirable Mindfulness (levanah)
like our old vet. That might have had something to do with Gern's ex-wife having worked there for some time. I really liked the new vet. He...
bloom_08: Nakakaaliw.
bloom_08 (bloom_08)
!!!!! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: ...
bloom_08 (bloom_08)
!!!!! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: ...
zealprophet
Chris Dean (zealprophet)
wife during the day, but he couldn't at sleep at night for fear that she in...
Chris Dean (zealprophet)
wife during the day, but he couldn't at sleep at night for fear that she in...
phoenix2408: not knowing how to feel about this
phoenix2408 (phoenix2408)
as software Engineer at Bangalore .She is 5'5'' tall and her age is 24 years. My wife ---------- has done her Postgradustion in Nutrition and Dietitics. Our telephone number is -------- With regards ----------------- ......
phoenix2408 (phoenix2408)
as software Engineer at Bangalore .She is 5'5'' tall and her age is 24 years. My wife ---------- has done her Postgradustion in Nutrition and Dietitics. Our telephone number is -------- With regards ----------------- ......
bossreport: Smackdown spoilers from 1wrestling
bossreport (bossreport)
Chris Benoit defeated William Regal via submission. SMACKDOWN The did a segment where Eddie's wife pleaded with him not to hurt The Mysterio family by revealing the secret. Juventud &...
bossreport (bossreport)
Chris Benoit defeated William Regal via submission. SMACKDOWN The did a segment where Eddie's wife pleaded with him not to hurt The Mysterio family by revealing the secret. Juventud &...
craigheon: I feel so bad...
craigheon (craigheon)
wife... their neighbors, had a baby I think a little over a year ago. Well,...
craigheon (craigheon)
wife... their neighbors, had a baby I think a little over a year ago. Well,...
olivia_jade
olivia_jade (olivia_jade)
all think this is funny. You might be a redneck if your cousin is your wife You might be a redneck if you moe your grass and find a car You might ...
olivia_jade (olivia_jade)
all think this is funny. You might be a redneck if your cousin is your wife You might be a redneck if you moe your grass and find a car You might ...
bornonacusp: Brad Pitt Hospitalized with Jennifer Aniston Symptoms
syan'ka (bornonacusp)
to an undisclosed Los Angeles area hospital with symptoms identical to those troubling his estranged wife: nausea, double vision, gas, and headaches. As news of Pitt's arrival in hospital Monday evening ...
syan'ka (bornonacusp)
to an undisclosed Los Angeles area hospital with symptoms identical to those troubling his estranged wife: nausea, double vision, gas, and headaches. As news of Pitt's arrival in hospital Monday evening ...
pbandjames: Read in Dr. Suess state of mind.
pbandjames (pbandjames)
wife, now i've got someone to blame, whos lit up my life. No matter how hard i try, i could...
pbandjames (pbandjames)
wife, now i've got someone to blame, whos lit up my life. No matter how hard i try, i could...
yesmum: The return of the NW blind items game!
yesmum (yesmum)
Word is getting around in Tinseltown that the movie director in question is a secret wife beater and some stars are now refusing to work with the violent film-maker. 3. ...
yesmum (yesmum)
Word is getting around in Tinseltown that the movie director in question is a secret wife beater and some stars are now refusing to work with the violent film-maker. 3. ...
the_good_life_
o_0 (the_good_life_)
wife wants to see me. i don't know. kinda scared about all this. i have so...
o_0 (the_good_life_)
wife wants to see me. i don't know. kinda scared about all this. i have so...
setdragonfriend
Set Dragonkine (setdragonfriend)
FD was just arrested the other day for kidnapping and attempting to rape his wife. Ugh. Not a pretty picture. But even heroes aren't superheroes... It'...
Set Dragonkine (setdragonfriend)
FD was just arrested the other day for kidnapping and attempting to rape his wife. Ugh. Not a pretty picture. But even heroes aren't superheroes... It'...
weakerthanwhat: the strangers whose faces i know
The untied shoelaces of your life (weakerthanwhat)
friend and the coolest person on the face of the earth. and now she's my wife. i've always wanted to have a facebook marriage! my summer is starting to feel like ...
The untied shoelaces of your life (weakerthanwhat)
friend and the coolest person on the face of the earth. and now she's my wife. i've always wanted to have a facebook marriage! my summer is starting to feel like ...
kitt353: Whoo hOo.. powER ScorE!
Nimchucks? what the fuck ARe NimchuckS? (kitt353)
.. hits book, and lanDs... Natural 20.. whoo hOO.. KiTt makeS wil sAVe.. doesn't Slap wifE... MaN! Do i have a rant for Saturday (oR Friday night dependinG) Quote of the ...
Nimchucks? what the fuck ARe NimchuckS? (kitt353)
.. hits book, and lanDs... Natural 20.. whoo hOO.. KiTt makeS wil sAVe.. doesn't Slap wifE... MaN! Do i have a rant for Saturday (oR Friday night dependinG) Quote of the ...
panaphobe: pictures of pictures of pictures
Better Looking Than You, Inc. (panaphobe)
dad took the little kid's shirt off, and then took his shirt off... and his wife, or a friend, this gorgeous asian woman, is taking pictures of them both with ...
Better Looking Than You, Inc. (panaphobe)
dad took the little kid's shirt off, and then took his shirt off... and his wife, or a friend, this gorgeous asian woman, is taking pictures of them both with ...
coolbyrne: Tour de Lance
coolbyrne (coolbyrne)
is freakish in his following of cycling. We've joked that between him and his wife buying a new house, his alleged "Serbian picnics" (inside joke) and The Tour, if ...
coolbyrne (coolbyrne)
is freakish in his following of cycling. We've joked that between him and his wife buying a new house, his alleged "Serbian picnics" (inside joke) and The Tour, if ...
sherrib: I never do this, but...
sherrib (sherrib)
see you as astone-cold bitch and yes.woman to the captain,you can be both a loving wife and quiteemotional - though you never let it show. Which Firefly character are you? ...
sherrib (sherrib)
see you as astone-cold bitch and yes.woman to the captain,you can be both a loving wife and quiteemotional - though you never let it show. Which Firefly character are you? ...
gray
gray (gray)
up, especially not if she's a friend of mine (and another friend of mine's wife, i may add), but...i just shut up. and it was just me and her in...
gray (gray)
up, especially not if she's a friend of mine (and another friend of mine's wife, i may add), but...i just shut up. and it was just me and her in...
horrorshow78
The Holly Show (horrorshow78)
a computer. it better fucking be a MAC! so, hey vanessa (doosky from the Generators) wife is absolutely wonderful. we've had some cool and funny conversations. she's definitely not boring, ...
The Holly Show (horrorshow78)
a computer. it better fucking be a MAC! so, hey vanessa (doosky from the Generators) wife is absolutely wonderful. we've had some cool and funny conversations. she's definitely not boring, ...
cindel (in wwe): What about Adam?
cindel (cindel)
together for 6 years; umm Adam was a married man and he cheated on his wife.......
cindel (cindel)
together for 6 years; umm Adam was a married man and he cheated on his wife.......
prettybaby06: It is not self-seeking...
Dani (prettybaby06)
poor puppy like that? good times. I feel horrible for that mencia fellow's wife...and I don't care what anyone says, 64 bits rule! So yea, I'm......
Dani (prettybaby06)
poor puppy like that? good times. I feel horrible for that mencia fellow's wife...and I don't care what anyone says, 64 bits rule! So yea, I'm......
spooky1013
Don't Dash the Dreams of Kenya (spooky1013)
lied about Saddam seeking uranium in Africa; the story was Clown Wilson and his paper-pusher wife, Valerie Plame. By foisting their fantasies of themselves on the country, these two have ...
Don't Dash the Dreams of Kenya (spooky1013)
lied about Saddam seeking uranium in Africa; the story was Clown Wilson and his paper-pusher wife, Valerie Plame. By foisting their fantasies of themselves on the country, these two have ...
firefighter4481: life
firefighter4481 (firefighter4481)
it's not such a bad thing to realize how much you really do love your wife. The stress level has decreased significantly. And I am finally.. finally at ...
firefighter4481 (firefighter4481)
it's not such a bad thing to realize how much you really do love your wife. The stress level has decreased significantly. And I am finally.. finally at ...
sitonithanh: everyones doing it
sitonithanh (sitonithanh)
screename?xthreefiveeightx, wehttam358Would you name a child of yours after you?I would, but doubt the wife would let meIf you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your...
sitonithanh (sitonithanh)
screename?xthreefiveeightx, wehttam358Would you name a child of yours after you?I would, but doubt the wife would let meIf you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your...
gilm0re: Deicide shops @ Big Lots
gilm0re (gilm0re)
like two days ago. He came from the pizza shop next door with his wife n kids, than went back to pick up their pizza and whatever the fuck ...
gilm0re (gilm0re)
like two days ago. He came from the pizza shop next door with his wife n kids, than went back to pick up their pizza and whatever the fuck ...
myheadisred19
myheadisred19 (myheadisred19)
finished watching unfaithful...pretty good movie, i felt bad for the guy though cause his wife was cheating on him and he really loved her. And she was cheating on him...
myheadisred19 (myheadisred19)
finished watching unfaithful...pretty good movie, i felt bad for the guy though cause his wife was cheating on him and he really loved her. And she was cheating on him...
geeksiamese: dooder-dooder-doo!
geeksiamese (geeksiamese)
uch going on. Worked too hard today, and now I'm tired/bored. Helped my wife make a buisness card for her Art studio. (okay... it's not exactly a ...
geeksiamese (geeksiamese)
uch going on. Worked too hard today, and now I'm tired/bored. Helped my wife make a buisness card for her Art studio. (okay... it's not exactly a ...
chumbake: A Cat that says Bless you
chumbake (chumbake)
's bizarre to say the least but it's 100% true. When i married my wife in October, I adopted two cats. One is called a cat-dog by my ...
chumbake (chumbake)
's bizarre to say the least but it's 100% true. When i married my wife in October, I adopted two cats. One is called a cat-dog by my ...
andyfades: thanks for cheering me up, book
andyfades (andyfades)
in failing health and suffering from depression, Boltzmann committed suicide while vacationing with his wife and daughter in Italy. why do people who are brilliant and have families commit suicide? why do...
andyfades (andyfades)
in failing health and suffering from depression, Boltzmann committed suicide while vacationing with his wife and daughter in Italy. why do people who are brilliant and have families commit suicide? why do...
todayagain
JG (todayagain)
buffet banquet deal for dinner, where we ran into my old other boss and his wife, and we had a light dinner......
JG (todayagain)
buffet banquet deal for dinner, where we ran into my old other boss and his wife, and we had a light dinner......
chickdee_waffle: Unexpected twists and turns.
That Nutter (chickdee_waffle)
avent seen either of them in 3 years. It turned out he was meeting his wife in a local wine bar, so I went home, got changed (cant go drinking ...
That Nutter (chickdee_waffle)
avent seen either of them in 3 years. It turned out he was meeting his wife in a local wine bar, so I went home, got changed (cant go drinking ...
pacific_girl_85: **Married 2 The Military**
Erica (pacific_girl_85)
it was to cute not to post :) The average age of the military wife\girlfriend is 20 years old.She isn't old enough to buy a beer, but is old ...
Erica (pacific_girl_85)
it was to cute not to post :) The average age of the military wife\girlfriend is 20 years old.She isn't old enough to buy a beer, but is old ...
dumbgurl: stolen from Danyelle...who stole it from Nishita
your blessing in disguise (dumbgurl)
n a cute shirt, with some nice acessories 11. When you go to bed you're wearing: wife-beater n undies 12. You work out/exercise about......
your blessing in disguise (dumbgurl)
n a cute shirt, with some nice acessories 11. When you go to bed you're wearing: wife-beater n undies 12. You work out/exercise about......
psychonaut_raz: In lieu of a real entry...
Razman (psychonaut_raz)
my ten-year-too-late teen angst ramblings and instead subject you to some memes! (stolen from the lesbian wife , and also ) ********************************************** List 5 Things you enjoy, even when no one around you ...
Razman (psychonaut_raz)
my ten-year-too-late teen angst ramblings and instead subject you to some memes! (stolen from the lesbian wife , and also ) ********************************************** List 5 Things you enjoy, even when no one around you ...
bimonsradley: Another day another $
Simon Bradley (bimonsradley)
other women or get engaged sign papers for a house and then leave your wife to be in the pub and send her a text message saying she's been dumpe...
Simon Bradley (bimonsradley)
other women or get engaged sign papers for a house and then leave your wife to be in the pub and send her a text message saying she's been dumpe...
brokergirl: Past tense
brokergirl (brokergirl)
still married and had a baby 2 months ago. Coleman is still cheating on his wife, they now have 3 kids, and he got a vasectomy. Dearth is still unemployed, ...
brokergirl (brokergirl)
still married and had a baby 2 months ago. Coleman is still cheating on his wife, they now have 3 kids, and he got a vasectomy. Dearth is still unemployed, ...
molerat87: hmm
The Nowhere Man (molerat87)
He was in a nursing home before I was even born. I never knew his wife, she died before I was born. Sure I visited him the home, but I ...
The Nowhere Man (molerat87)
He was in a nursing home before I was even born. I never knew his wife, she died before I was born. Sure I visited him the home, but I ...
karl_delval: Trapped yet free
karl_delval (karl_delval)
I'll never fully be. It's almost 7pm and I seriously need to go. My wife is waiting for me at home trying to find out if I'll keep my comm...
karl_delval (karl_delval)
I'll never fully be. It's almost 7pm and I seriously need to go. My wife is waiting for me at home trying to find out if I'll keep my comm...
peipsu: Megapölvästi ja kadonneet puikot
peipsu (peipsu)
puseron teon. Hihittävät hiihtäjät hiihtävät tihih sama tietysti takaperin Hihittävät hiihtäjät hiihtävät tihih t. M Me and the wife met at university, we fell in love, got married and the kids just happened, and...
peipsu (peipsu)
puseron teon. Hihittävät hiihtäjät hiihtävät tihih sama tietysti takaperin Hihittävät hiihtäjät hiihtävät tihih t. M Me and the wife met at university, we fell in love, got married and the kids just happened, and...
anotherseajay: Heartbeat finally slowing down....
Indigna (anotherseajay)
we could keep an eye on him since the lady he's staying with (my uncle's wife) said that she wasn't going to "babysit" him. Everything went okay. This ...
Indigna (anotherseajay)
we could keep an eye on him since the lady he's staying with (my uncle's wife) said that she wasn't going to "babysit" him. Everything went okay. This ...
melted_rachel: The Shadow of the Wind
melted_rachel (melted_rachel)
wife and that's saying something......
melted_rachel (melted_rachel)
wife and that's saying something......
mayinwinter: From outpostnine
mayinwinter (mayinwinter)
And I'm really hungry. Clerk: How many? Man: Well, there are four people in my car...but my wife is kind of small......
mayinwinter (mayinwinter)
And I'm really hungry. Clerk: How many? Man: Well, there are four people in my car...but my wife is kind of small......
scottiefreeman: joy
scottiefreeman (scottiefreeman)
the person I developed Midget Farmers with tells me he just found out his wife is going to have a baby. Now I do not know if the baby...
scottiefreeman (scottiefreeman)
the person I developed Midget Farmers with tells me he just found out his wife is going to have a baby. Now I do not know if the baby...
memeatron: 6 Favorite songs right now
Jonathan (memeatron)
wife, spyderella... Being honest, I doubt that I have 6 favorite songs right now. What you're...
Jonathan (memeatron)
wife, spyderella... Being honest, I doubt that I have 6 favorite songs right now. What you're...
fizzwick (in pts_pinnacle): News and stuff
Fizzwick Nuffaa (fizzwick)
will either be late or not there at all. I have to pick up the wife from the airport tonight and I'm not sure events will transpire such that I ...
Fizzwick Nuffaa (fizzwick)
will either be late or not there at all. I have to pick up the wife from the airport tonight and I'm not sure events will transpire such that I ...
crado: jks
crado (crado)
wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty...
crado (crado)
wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty...
prymetymeglitch: The world hates me...
Pronounced 'Pr[i]me-T[i]me Glitch' (prymetymeglitch)
fired. From the barn. By my parents! They always say, 'don't work with your husband/wife.' Well you know what? Don't ever fucking work for your parents either! How do the...
Pronounced 'Pr[i]me-T[i]me Glitch' (prymetymeglitch)
fired. From the barn. By my parents! They always say, 'don't work with your husband/wife.' Well you know what? Don't ever fucking work for your parents either! How do the...
krokemdman: Happy Birthday To Me
Jim H (krokemdman)
wife is pregnant. Aaron has a full-time job with benefits. Elizabeth and Gordon both have a...
Jim H (krokemdman)
wife is pregnant. Aaron has a full-time job with benefits. Elizabeth and Gordon both have a...
the_jelqster: Just another day so far anyway
the_jelqster (the_jelqster)
that make my day and make me happy. Ohh and Layla has been a lousy wife I think I'm going to......
the_jelqster (the_jelqster)
that make my day and make me happy. Ohh and Layla has been a lousy wife I think I'm going to......
zerovirus34: Again with the bull****
zerovirus34 (zerovirus34)
though...I'm bored off my ass outside of work... Home life is going decent, wish my wife would get a job...I can't wait until i have enough money to get my own...
zerovirus34 (zerovirus34)
though...I'm bored off my ass outside of work... Home life is going decent, wish my wife would get a job...I can't wait until i have enough money to get my own...
ineffableme
blahdie blahdie blah blah blah (ineffableme)
too long to write them all out. my favorite though was when phoebe, the wife of my friend chad from college, assumed that i had invited all of chad's ...
blahdie blahdie blah blah blah (ineffableme)
too long to write them all out. my favorite though was when phoebe, the wife of my friend chad from college, assumed that i had invited all of chad's ...
leavesofdryope: oooh the scary feminist reads too much into the messages behind clothing!
leavesofdryope (leavesofdryope)
has an image of a gun with the words, "I got a gun for my wife.......
leavesofdryope (leavesofdryope)
has an image of a gun with the words, "I got a gun for my wife.......
viewfromahole: On your mark, get set....
viewfromahole (viewfromahole)
believe cosidering I feel that I am still a kid at heart. My beautiful wife/ best friend is now 11 weeks pregnant and we are both riding a roller ...
viewfromahole (viewfromahole)
believe cosidering I feel that I am still a kid at heart. My beautiful wife/ best friend is now 11 weeks pregnant and we are both riding a roller ...
adjidica: Why George Allen is an ass and shouldn't be president...Cause he's a liar, that's why.
adjidica (adjidica)
xamples of how this guy is a liar. I witnessed all of this personally. Background: My wife works for a for-profit cancer care organization in VA, USA. When the medicare reform ...
adjidica (adjidica)
xamples of how this guy is a liar. I witnessed all of this personally. Background: My wife works for a for-profit cancer care organization in VA, USA. When the medicare reform ...
cozyenglish: 深居簡出
Chan Chan (cozyenglish)
Keep house即be responsible for the domestic management of a household，意為「料理家務」，例如﹕ He said that he wanted his wife to keep house and not to work in an office. 他表示，他要太太料理家務，而不要去寫字樓上班。 其實，把女傭叫做domestic help，已體現了平等思想，但美國人登廣告招聘housekeeper，就更加好聽，或更加politically correct（政治正確）。另外，在美國入住酒店，maid敲門，客人問是誰，她會說﹕"Housekeeping﹗"（收拾房間） 若知道此類用法，就更易理解keep house的意思。 (2) ...
Chan Chan (cozyenglish)
Keep house即be responsible for the domestic management of a household，意為「料理家務」，例如﹕ He said that he wanted his wife to keep house and not to work in an office. 他表示，他要太太料理家務，而不要去寫字樓上班。 其實，把女傭叫做domestic help，已體現了平等思想，但美國人登廣告招聘housekeeper，就更加好聽，或更加politically correct（政治正確）。另外，在美國入住酒店，maid敲門，客人問是誰，她會說﹕"Housekeeping﹗"（收拾房間） 若知道此類用法，就更易理解keep house的意思。 (2) ...
xfrost: Bootleg War of the Worlds
Frosty (xfrost)
kids who hate him cause he is just a child in a mans body. X wife: Hates tom but is still attracted to him. Step dad: KIDS LOVE HIM.. TOM ...
Frosty (xfrost)
kids who hate him cause he is just a child in a mans body. X wife: Hates tom but is still attracted to him. Step dad: KIDS LOVE HIM.. TOM ...
soulsick_vampyr: Things are looking up
soulsick_vampyr (soulsick_vampyr)
been informed that Joseph did not attend Deadd Stock because he finally left his wife. He said he took the last of his shit, got the hell out. went to...
soulsick_vampyr (soulsick_vampyr)
been informed that Joseph did not attend Deadd Stock because he finally left his wife. He said he took the last of his shit, got the hell out. went to...
vampgabby: Canadian Women........muwahahahaha
Sam (vampgabby)
ies. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at ...
Sam (vampgabby)
ies. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at ...
zenburnbrite4jg
zenburnbrite4jg (zenburnbrite4jg)
Leo the Lion06. Male or Female: chick07. Grade: A+08. School: no09. Occupation: bitch and wannabe wife.10. Residence: florida11. ScreenName: xstarlitheartx___Your Appearance___12. Hair Color: brown13. Hair Length: short14. Eye color: green15: ...
zenburnbrite4jg (zenburnbrite4jg)
Leo the Lion06. Male or Female: chick07. Grade: A+08. School: no09. Occupation: bitch and wannabe wife.10. Residence: florida11. ScreenName: xstarlitheartx___Your Appearance___12. Hair Color: brown13. Hair Length: short14. Eye color: green15: ...
deadfieldearth
deadfieldearth (deadfieldearth)
There's no real reason to kidnap an adult. Man appeals for return of missing pregnant wife......
deadfieldearth (deadfieldearth)
There's no real reason to kidnap an adult. Man appeals for return of missing pregnant wife......
halfmummy: Ebay item 763498754785 - One Soul, Barely Used.
halfmummy (halfmummy)
Wife Swap USA and wishing there was such a thing as 'Child Swap'. Not that...
halfmummy (halfmummy)
Wife Swap USA and wishing there was such a thing as 'Child Swap'. Not that...
so_yun: mom
Sue (so_yun)
really think she has a right to do. she wants me to tell my dad's wife to not come to the wedding. but that's not what i want. i don't...
Sue (so_yun)
really think she has a right to do. she wants me to tell my dad's wife to not come to the wedding. but that's not what i want. i don't...
steveo251980: not understainding
steveo251980 (steveo251980)
out of a mangled pile of metal.About 1130pm im smoking a cig.,while talking to my wife on the phone,the sounds of tires sliding on pavement,draws my attention to the main ...
steveo251980 (steveo251980)
out of a mangled pile of metal.About 1130pm im smoking a cig.,while talking to my wife on the phone,the sounds of tires sliding on pavement,draws my attention to the main ...
lunarknightz: Dude!
More Issues Than Rolling Stone (lunarknightz)
critically acclaimed drama's second season premiere. Carpenter will play Kendall Casablancas, a sexy trophy wife and stepmother to brothers Dick (Ryan Hansen) and Cassidy "Beaver" (Kyle Gallner) Casablancas, two of...
More Issues Than Rolling Stone (lunarknightz)
critically acclaimed drama's second season premiere. Carpenter will play Kendall Casablancas, a sexy trophy wife and stepmother to brothers Dick (Ryan Hansen) and Cassidy "Beaver" (Kyle Gallner) Casablancas, two of...
trypd: A more valid rant
trypd (trypd)
Wife - There was a very brief clip on the CBS News. They reported that for...
trypd (trypd)
Wife - There was a very brief clip on the CBS News. They reported that for...
marymike: just something to say
marymike (marymike)
was in a staff meeting and then had to go to the doctor with his wife and wee babe. Now he is here though and depressed over how much ...
marymike (marymike)
was in a staff meeting and then had to go to the doctor with his wife and wee babe. Now he is here though and depressed over how much ...
analise_gregori: A Guilded Cage
Lisy (analise_gregori)
The others are property of the RP'rs in Veggies Basket. So there. Sohma Kyota and his wife were expecting their first child. A little girl. What they weren't expecting was for ...
Lisy (analise_gregori)
The others are property of the RP'rs in Veggies Basket. So there. Sohma Kyota and his wife were expecting their first child. A little girl. What they weren't expecting was for ...
emma_77: ugh omg it is so hot in herrrr
emma_77 (emma_77)
at volleyball open gym- AND SHE ISNT EVEN OUT COACH!- more like the Devil's wife... AHH and uhhmm so i spent 3 hours with her.. then uhh today ive been...
emma_77 (emma_77)
at volleyball open gym- AND SHE ISNT EVEN OUT COACH!- more like the Devil's wife... AHH and uhhmm so i spent 3 hours with her.. then uhh today ive been...
xallth3wayd0wnx: oh my effing gosh
&you're mine. (xallth3wayd0wnx)
i swear,its so boring. then matt stayed the night last night,so did christopher && my wife. Matt pulled me in my room && said having a girlfriend is hard so he thought...
&you're mine. (xallth3wayd0wnx)
i swear,its so boring. then matt stayed the night last night,so did christopher && my wife. Matt pulled me in my room && said having a girlfriend is hard so he thought...
turtle29
turtle29 (turtle29)
ex for since about January I guess. They came to me via his girlfriend/future wife (they just got engaged like a week ago). They were oh so fun to read,...
turtle29 (turtle29)
ex for since about January I guess. They came to me via his girlfriend/future wife (they just got engaged like a week ago). They were oh so fun to read,...
leia131
The Encore Mother aka Megan (leia131)
Wife in Manchester, and it was AMAZING. (And expensive, but that's beside the point. I'll only...
The Encore Mother aka Megan (leia131)
Wife in Manchester, and it was AMAZING. (And expensive, but that's beside the point. I'll only...
tonyrockyhorror: The brilliance!
TonyRockyHorror (tonyrockyhorror)
r at his house, so, we figured he was still recovering from the tooth. His wife calls this afternoon to ask when he's going to be off work. Doh! There ...
TonyRockyHorror (tonyrockyhorror)
r at his house, so, we figured he was still recovering from the tooth. His wife calls this afternoon to ask when he's going to be off work. Doh! There ...
clarinet_angel: I'm a sister!
Allison (clarinet_angel)
e times a year (blonde dude with really big nose in back). Angela is his wife; personally I don't understand how Dean was so lucky as to get her because ...
Allison (clarinet_angel)
e times a year (blonde dude with really big nose in back). Angela is his wife; personally I don't understand how Dean was so lucky as to get her because ...
czhang: just finished a manuscript about TFBSs
czhang (czhang)
wife in the next few weeks. really nice. I am considering what I can do about splici...
czhang (czhang)
wife in the next few weeks. really nice. I am considering what I can do about splici...
beatrixkiddokb
beatrixkiddokb (beatrixkiddokb)
neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then...
beatrixkiddokb (beatrixkiddokb)
neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then...
blue_flutterby: Things aren't right...
blue_flutterby (blue_flutterby)
got to say goodbye to your friend one last time. He was married, and his wife just had a baby a few months ago, he was 33. Andy hasn't been......
blue_flutterby (blue_flutterby)
got to say goodbye to your friend one last time. He was married, and his wife just had a baby a few months ago, he was 33. Andy hasn't been......
samanthajemmott: I'm bored
samanthajemmott (samanthajemmott)
But from what I hear, he would rather play video games then talk to his wife... so I guess that I am waiting for nothing... You would think he would ...
samanthajemmott (samanthajemmott)
But from what I hear, he would rather play video games then talk to his wife... so I guess that I am waiting for nothing... You would think he would ...
kizuna101: odd news
Josh Hallenbeck (kizuna101)
this right now but my brother just chopped off most of my hair because his wife insisted that it needed to be cut before the interview (she worls at the ...
Josh Hallenbeck (kizuna101)
this right now but my brother just chopped off most of my hair because his wife insisted that it needed to be cut before the interview (she worls at the ...
philoticjane: ugh and bluh
once how to tango (philoticjane)
love pbs. made a new friend at work, hoping to hang out with him and his wife... they grill and like anime, and we want another couple, older than......
once how to tango (philoticjane)
love pbs. made a new friend at work, hoping to hang out with him and his wife... they grill and like anime, and we want another couple, older than......
apple619
apple619 (apple619)
wife, right? Elin Petersen: obviously Elin Petersen: even if we dont make out or anything grandpapapotts: I should have just slapped you and told you to get in the trunk......
apple619 (apple619)
wife, right? Elin Petersen: obviously Elin Petersen: even if we dont make out or anything grandpapapotts: I should have just slapped you and told you to get in the trunk......
mandmdiver: a guide to being single: lesson 2
mandmdiver (mandmdiver)
has a ring, most likely wedding band....but unsure because he has never, ever mentioned wife or girlfriend or boyfriend or anthing of the sort. So boyfriend usually just talks...
mandmdiver (mandmdiver)
has a ring, most likely wedding band....but unsure because he has never, ever mentioned wife or girlfriend or boyfriend or anthing of the sort. So boyfriend usually just talks...
usafpilotgrl
uSaFpiLoTgRl (usafpilotgrl)
wife. I kinda got a little bit pissed off, cause she sat there and told me...
uSaFpiLoTgRl (usafpilotgrl)
wife. I kinda got a little bit pissed off, cause she sat there and told me...
mattyhsu: republicans vs. democrats
Matt (mattyhsu)
work, trying to eke out a good living as his real wages fall. His wife,......
Matt (mattyhsu)
work, trying to eke out a good living as his real wages fall. His wife,......
boxofchaos: Holy yummmm.
Pandora (boxofchaos)
and my finger nails (silver) today. I'm going to put my sexy panties and wife beater on, and slather myself in amber laced body cream. Goodnight.......
Pandora (boxofchaos)
and my finger nails (silver) today. I'm going to put my sexy panties and wife beater on, and slather myself in amber laced body cream. Goodnight.......
doggieandbone: Famous Celebrity Dies
doggieandbone (doggieandbone)
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the...
doggieandbone (doggieandbone)
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the...
sheepygurl_118: Someone Shoot me in the face!!!
~Brittany~ (sheepygurl_118)
it scared me to death! When I got home I talked to my amazingly hot wife on the phone......
~Brittany~ (sheepygurl_118)
it scared me to death! When I got home I talked to my amazingly hot wife on the phone......
snarkmistress: More FAQ
Lisa Cuddy (snarkmistress)
characters, but after joining TM and writing with her? Well, car accidents, near suicides, therapy, exwife fighting with pregnant wife, tossing pregnant wife into banister, near rape, cheating (even though ...
Lisa Cuddy (snarkmistress)
characters, but after joining TM and writing with her? Well, car accidents, near suicides, therapy, exwife fighting with pregnant wife, tossing pregnant wife into banister, near rape, cheating (even though ...
atomicspin: The Great Nights
Rick (atomicspin)
on and the window next to me open on the warm October night. My wife was over on the computer, I could see the glow off her face and ...
Rick (atomicspin)
on and the window next to me open on the warm October night. My wife was over on the computer, I could see the glow off her face and ...
ofthedark: Hurricane Emily?!
Michael (ofthedark)
me that there's a new hurricane brewing, and they have aptly named it after my ex-wife, Emily. Should we truly note the parallels between these two annoying forces of nature? ...
Michael (ofthedark)
me that there's a new hurricane brewing, and they have aptly named it after my ex-wife, Emily. Should we truly note the parallels between these two annoying forces of nature? ...
drdoug: Quentin Letts
Dr Doug (drdoug)
the Daily Mail, which has this teaser from Quentin Letts:I'm white, middle-class, love my wife, own my home and adore traditional TV sitcoms. So why does the BBC hate me?Assuming...
Dr Doug (drdoug)
the Daily Mail, which has this teaser from Quentin Letts:I'm white, middle-class, love my wife, own my home and adore traditional TV sitcoms. So why does the BBC hate me?Assuming...
bastun: Amesbury Gothic
Bastun (bastun)
to shirk his responsibilities to his people. (Hmm. He may also have had a wife there...) That was Bealtaine, May 1st. Previously I've done IC episode write-ups, from Dino's ...
Bastun (bastun)
to shirk his responsibilities to his people. (Hmm. He may also have had a wife there...) That was Bealtaine, May 1st. Previously I've done IC episode write-ups, from Dino's ...
uniflash: Warhammer!
Ampere/ Malakim/ Sir Njall Tjorkilsson/ Jeff (uniflash)
cool , fully painted empire army (2000+ points worth). In trying to get my wife interested we started off my wife with a High Elves army (of maybe 2000 ...
Ampere/ Malakim/ Sir Njall Tjorkilsson/ Jeff (uniflash)
cool , fully painted empire army (2000+ points worth). In trying to get my wife interested we started off my wife with a High Elves army (of maybe 2000 ...
alt_scott: btw
alt_scott (alt_scott)
wife, by the way. The reasons are complex and many but it boils down to a few...
alt_scott (alt_scott)
wife, by the way. The reasons are complex and many but it boils down to a few...
easton_waller: Observations From My Movie Day With the Kids
easton_waller (easton_waller)
Micahael Chiklis again made me pine for Theresa Saldana (the actress who played the Commish's wife). 3) Apparently, I find weasly faced women attractive. 4) The Fantastic Four movie was ...
easton_waller (easton_waller)
Micahael Chiklis again made me pine for Theresa Saldana (the actress who played the Commish's wife). 3) Apparently, I find weasly faced women attractive. 4) The Fantastic Four movie was ...
rommie2k6: Report Entry 046
rommie2k6 (rommie2k6)
wife to see the specialist at the hospital... and it was fucked up. First was the removal...
rommie2k6 (rommie2k6)
wife to see the specialist at the hospital... and it was fucked up. First was the removal...
niimki: One of these days Alice!
Niimki (niimki)
I am up. and for some reason I am in THAT mood. The one my wife termed years ago as the "Doberman Daze". I can see it there behind my ...
Niimki (niimki)
I am up. and for some reason I am in THAT mood. The one my wife termed years ago as the "Doberman Daze". I can see it there behind my ...
loveleigh06
leighann (loveleigh06)
ance of the Thirty Years War: "The King will knock on your door, take your wife, take your pigs, because of this contract" (it was the way that he was ...
leighann (loveleigh06)
ance of the Thirty Years War: "The King will knock on your door, take your wife, take your pigs, because of this contract" (it was the way that he was ...
japf: Fuck Me
japf (japf)
at the fucking mess." - hst - And again.. So this would be the thing. Update: My wife and I got a new dog. Her name is *****. She is pretty cool. Some...
japf (japf)
at the fucking mess." - hst - And again.. So this would be the thing. Update: My wife and I got a new dog. Her name is *****. She is pretty cool. Some...
yeahyeahyeah: a fable
fuck! i give up! (yeahyeahyeah)
wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an...
fuck! i give up! (yeahyeahyeah)
wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an...
finickynarcane: Calendar Queen
finickynarcane (finickynarcane)
wife currently holds the title of Calendar Queen. In the fall, they will be moving...
finickynarcane (finickynarcane)
wife currently holds the title of Calendar Queen. In the fall, they will be moving...
understand_now: back is the incredible
understand_now (understand_now)
fault right? today i gotta go to a wake and tomorrow a funeral my cousins wife died she had received a lung transplant and everybody was happy then......
understand_now (understand_now)
fault right? today i gotta go to a wake and tomorrow a funeral my cousins wife died she had received a lung transplant and everybody was happy then......
presto24: What a week!
presto24 (presto24)
for Garth from Bull Halsey, who in the third stage of cancer and has a wife and child to support. Garth is the bandmate and best friend of Stasie's boyfriend ...
presto24 (presto24)
for Garth from Bull Halsey, who in the third stage of cancer and has a wife and child to support. Garth is the bandmate and best friend of Stasie's boyfriend ...
johnhummel: Wahhhh....
John Hummel (johnhummel)
is a problem, since I was going to record tonight's Gallactica for My Lovely Wife before she got back, and now I can't. Hm - I need to check the Sci-Fi...
John Hummel (johnhummel)
is a problem, since I was going to record tonight's Gallactica for My Lovely Wife before she got back, and now I can't. Hm - I need to check the Sci-Fi...
silver_notebook: Just doing as bid
She's a wise old cunt, that one (silver_notebook)
coated in moist pink lipstick, to frame the perfect mouth. But not even his wife could suspect this as he sat in his pinstriped suit, knocking the top of his...
She's a wise old cunt, that one (silver_notebook)
coated in moist pink lipstick, to frame the perfect mouth. But not even his wife could suspect this as he sat in his pinstriped suit, knocking the top of his...
chavala: Thankful Thursday
chavala (chavala)
wife, and what she said to me on Wednesday 2. Those sweet, sleeping furballs that are our...
chavala (chavala)
wife, and what she said to me on Wednesday 2. Those sweet, sleeping furballs that are our...
wasded: Movie Reviews
Ben (wasded)
funny too. I wasn't sure how I felt about a middle-aged man cheating on his wife with a newlywed though, so I'm glad that the movie didn't show what actually ...
Ben (wasded)
funny too. I wasn't sure how I felt about a middle-aged man cheating on his wife with a newlywed though, so I'm glad that the movie didn't show what actually ...
corkscrewlucy
corkscrewlucy (corkscrewlucy)
saw Mike K., and am in love with that boy. I met his fantastic wife and son and talked about a lot of shit that only he has been ...
corkscrewlucy (corkscrewlucy)
saw Mike K., and am in love with that boy. I met his fantastic wife and son and talked about a lot of shit that only he has been ...
ash_grey_sky: Thank the Lord! Another blow to the vast Bad Apple Network who are out to sabotage the good name of this administration!
BILLSBY SLASHES FOUR, DIES IN COCAINE BRAWL (ash_grey_sky)
hed House of Leaves and am in the middle of The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat. HoL was good, but I found myself both satisfied and ...
BILLSBY SLASHES FOUR, DIES IN COCAINE BRAWL (ash_grey_sky)
hed House of Leaves and am in the middle of The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat. HoL was good, but I found myself both satisfied and ...
kcs650: Welcome, bienvenidos, etc.
kcs650 (kcs650)
wife, I've joined the community known as LiveJournal. What can be expected in this space? Beats...
kcs650 (kcs650)
wife, I've joined the community known as LiveJournal. What can be expected in this space? Beats...
maramaitai: James: back again
Mara Jade (maramaitai)
James woke me up. Then he abandoned his children to wolves and threatened his wife with a pair of rusty pliers, a vodka bottle in the other hand. "Get the he...
Mara Jade (maramaitai)
James woke me up. Then he abandoned his children to wolves and threatened his wife with a pair of rusty pliers, a vodka bottle in the other hand. "Get the he...
mark_west: Feeling a bit sore
mark_west (mark_west)
of pain with a wry smile and gritted teeth (unless you were to ask my wife, who would probably tell the truth, which is 'quite possibly' a hundred miles away ...
mark_west (mark_west)
of pain with a wry smile and gritted teeth (unless you were to ask my wife, who would probably tell the truth, which is 'quite possibly' a hundred miles away ...
milikihaha
MILIKIHAHA (milikihaha)
come to the event. I dont care if its your birthday, your girlfriends birthday, your wife/husband/heterosexual life partner wont let you, your dog has cancer of the testicel whatever, come ...
MILIKIHAHA (milikihaha)
come to the event. I dont care if its your birthday, your girlfriends birthday, your wife/husband/heterosexual life partner wont let you, your dog has cancer of the testicel whatever, come ...
toadmaster: friday afternoon...
toadmaster (toadmaster)
another friend who thinks I've broken his trust by not keeping his secrets from his wife (it was a misunderstanding, but he doesn't see it that way). Today, I'm praying......
toadmaster (toadmaster)
another friend who thinks I've broken his trust by not keeping his secrets from his wife (it was a misunderstanding, but he doesn't see it that way). Today, I'm praying......
ryanhill: Lyrics
Ryan Hill (ryanhill)
wife, I played two CDs practically non-stop: The Smashing Pumkins "Siamese Dream" and Sarah McLachlan's "Fumbling...
Ryan Hill (ryanhill)
wife, I played two CDs practically non-stop: The Smashing Pumkins "Siamese Dream" and Sarah McLachlan's "Fumbling...
archivince: Humility
archivince (archivince)
to Iloilo yesterday for a lunch meeting with a new client. The client and his wife were recommended by one of our big corporate clients so I figured they probably ...
archivince (archivince)
to Iloilo yesterday for a lunch meeting with a new client. The client and his wife were recommended by one of our big corporate clients so I figured they probably ...
the_read
the_read (the_read)
but before Newsweek revealed a Cooper email that said Rove had told Cooper that "wilson's wife...apparently works at the agency on......
the_read (the_read)
but before Newsweek revealed a Cooper email that said Rove had told Cooper that "wilson's wife...apparently works at the agency on......
basketcase51
basketcase51 (basketcase51)
wife are coming over today to see Max around 5:30 or 6. I'm supposed to...
basketcase51 (basketcase51)
wife are coming over today to see Max around 5:30 or 6. I'm supposed to...
thujone
thujone (thujone)
tonight cuz i'm sick. she told jillian she had to come home and be "Good Wife" tonight since i'm sick. that was awfully nice considering everything. i'm just glad......
thujone (thujone)
tonight cuz i'm sick. she told jillian she had to come home and be "Good Wife" tonight since i'm sick. that was awfully nice considering everything. i'm just glad......
lilly669: This just in........IT'S FUCKING HOT!
lilly669 (lilly669)
day at the shitty job. Patients were rude and impatient, and the Doctor's wife was a total bitch to me for no apparent reason. Whatever!! I was...
lilly669 (lilly669)
day at the shitty job. Patients were rude and impatient, and the Doctor's wife was a total bitch to me for no apparent reason. Whatever!! I was...
tonysalieri: Oh. Lint Rolls! And Hummus By The Metric Ton!
tonysalieri (tonysalieri)
wife was a bit skeptical at first. Her biggest fear was that we wouldn't be able...
tonysalieri (tonysalieri)
wife was a bit skeptical at first. Her biggest fear was that we wouldn't be able...
brosely
A Child of Iowa (brosely)
to say, he didn't care at all because it was me, and he and his wife both adore me. they also know that its only temporary so they extra ...
A Child of Iowa (brosely)
to say, he didn't care at all because it was me, and he and his wife both adore me. they also know that its only temporary so they extra ...
katphish13: shit
NewerThanEver13 (katphish13)
uncle is on his last hours. hes in florida in the hospital. his sister, his wife, his daughther, and his daughter's mother. and they say he quiet and peaceful and ...
NewerThanEver13 (katphish13)
uncle is on his last hours. hes in florida in the hospital. his sister, his wife, his daughther, and his daughter's mother. and they say he quiet and peaceful and ...
zellion: My dreams are booked solid.
Millie (zellion)
England, and me trying to convince him to marry me instead of his gold-digging first wife. Then we went to medieval France for a time-traveling crime caper, with Michael ...
Millie (zellion)
England, and me trying to convince him to marry me instead of his gold-digging first wife. Then we went to medieval France for a time-traveling crime caper, with Michael ...
zephirknight: Calling For A Heinz Boycott
zephirknight (zephirknight)
wife just showed me this. She thought it was amusing. I'm calling on the male gender to boycott all Heinz products. Bastards. Heinz Microwaveable Soup......
zephirknight (zephirknight)
wife just showed me this. She thought it was amusing. I'm calling on the male gender to boycott all Heinz products. Bastards. Heinz Microwaveable Soup......
rileysowner: Thoughts after a week
rileysowner (rileysowner)
exhaustion from a fussy baby who won't go to sleep, and lows of wishing my wife was recovered from everything and knowing it may still be weeks before she......
rileysowner (rileysowner)
exhaustion from a fussy baby who won't go to sleep, and lows of wishing my wife was recovered from everything and knowing it may still be weeks before she......
imatoolfreak
imatoolfreak (imatoolfreak)
for our road trip, Newton and I stayed with my ex-philosophy teacher and his wife, at their cottage on a mountaintop. At one point we went on a hike, and th...
imatoolfreak (imatoolfreak)
for our road trip, Newton and I stayed with my ex-philosophy teacher and his wife, at their cottage on a mountaintop. At one point we went on a hike, and th...
redvietrose: what is the problem with this picture??
redvietrose (redvietrose)
their 1st home together. but in this case it is not the husband and wife but the brother-in-law and the sister-in-laws goes together. am i over reacting? ...
redvietrose (redvietrose)
their 1st home together. but in this case it is not the husband and wife but the brother-in-law and the sister-in-laws goes together. am i over reacting? ...
nightowlprinces: IN Beach
Rhonda (nightowlprinces)
together as a group this time, and made sure we were there for his wife. There were a lot of people who hadn't heard the news yet, so i...
Rhonda (nightowlprinces)
together as a group this time, and made sure we were there for his wife. There were a lot of people who hadn't heard the news yet, so i...
shepenvirogirl: Visiting back home.
shepenvirogirl (shepenvirogirl)
excited for him! We are suposed to hang out with his friend and his friends wife to morrow night. It will be an interesting evening. The drive back was rather ...
shepenvirogirl (shepenvirogirl)
excited for him! We are suposed to hang out with his friend and his friends wife to morrow night. It will be an interesting evening. The drive back was rather ...
eeliezah: all in all a great day
eeliezah (eeliezah)
and we went to los charros and tina made me up into this beaten old wife and we took lots of pictures. and we goofed around a whole lot and ...
eeliezah (eeliezah)
and we went to los charros and tina made me up into this beaten old wife and we took lots of pictures. and we goofed around a whole lot and ...
kdhelton
kdhelton (kdhelton)
olive garden was catered in. it was a great time. pastor mike, his wife and daughter and brother mike came as well. then it was the parents ...
kdhelton (kdhelton)
olive garden was catered in. it was a great time. pastor mike, his wife and daughter and brother mike came as well. then it was the parents ...
munkyjen03
Jennifer's Journal (munkyjen03)
July 7,2005 aka Pee Pee Salas #2, yup Bonnie and Jeffrey (my cousin and his wife) just had their 2nd kid and if I knew how to put pictures up, he'd...
Jennifer's Journal (munkyjen03)
July 7,2005 aka Pee Pee Salas #2, yup Bonnie and Jeffrey (my cousin and his wife) just had their 2nd kid and if I knew how to put pictures up, he'd...
tonyfox: Tim McGraw is a dick. That is all.
Tony Greyfox (tonyfox)
many, many records and have toured all over the world and have a fairly hot wife and all that stuff, but after tonight, I fail to be impressed with you, ...
Tony Greyfox (tonyfox)
many, many records and have toured all over the world and have a fairly hot wife and all that stuff, but after tonight, I fail to be impressed with you, ...
cgnotcb: Peanuts
Clarence (cgnotcb)
reader on what is already written all over. I'm just wondering how can a housewife material become a Patron(by the way what is a patron!) and an Ex PM wife?...
Clarence (cgnotcb)
reader on what is already written all over. I'm just wondering how can a housewife material become a Patron(by the way what is a patron!) and an Ex PM wife?...
stuffonmyminds
stuffonmyminds (stuffonmyminds)
to jessicas mom, she now hates me... I look so gangster in a wife beater now... "she's gonna think you were in jail"....w me tim monica and katie went ...
stuffonmyminds (stuffonmyminds)
to jessicas mom, she now hates me... I look so gangster in a wife beater now... "she's gonna think you were in jail"....w me tim monica and katie went ...
teenybeanie1: Yep! An Update.. Nice Message..
Teeny Beanie (teenybeanie1)
more thought provoking. I really like the way this guy writes. His wife is a PT that treated me when I was hurt on the job. She is...
Teeny Beanie (teenybeanie1)
more thought provoking. I really like the way this guy writes. His wife is a PT that treated me when I was hurt on the job. She is...
sky_lennon
sky_lennon (sky_lennon)
e in 3 hours. i talked to mike. i miss him. his wife is so cool. i miss her too. i told him that i ...
sky_lennon (sky_lennon)
e in 3 hours. i talked to mike. i miss him. his wife is so cool. i miss her too. i told him that i ...
giddie: WAR OF THE WORLDS (Now In Theaters)
Giddie (giddie)
Ferrier (Cruise) is a hard working dock loader, and immediately after work meets his ex-wife who is dropping off the kids; Rachel (Fanning) and Robbie (Justin Chatwin). The two w...
Giddie (giddie)
Ferrier (Cruise) is a hard working dock loader, and immediately after work meets his ex-wife who is dropping off the kids; Rachel (Fanning) and Robbie (Justin Chatwin). The two w...
kradical: San Diego Day 2
Keith R.A. DeCandido (kradical)
also signed about 50 autographs over two hours; had dinner with and his lovely wife and daughter; and hung out with a bunch of Browncoats. To bed now...........
Keith R.A. DeCandido (kradical)
also signed about 50 autographs over two hours; had dinner with and his lovely wife and daughter; and hung out with a bunch of Browncoats. To bed now...........
gijoe258
gijoe258 (gijoe258)
wife so much...but i have her,here! i love this pic...look at that smile!! ahh...like butter...!soon...
gijoe258 (gijoe258)
wife so much...but i have her,here! i love this pic...look at that smile!! ahh...like butter...!soon...
lxie_bear: Oh - My - God...
Lxie (lxie_bear)
awesome. So Im here at my dads house right? Turns out that him and his wife are going to be coming up to auckland the weekend after I arrive.. And ...
Lxie (lxie_bear)
awesome. So Im here at my dads house right? Turns out that him and his wife are going to be coming up to auckland the weekend after I arrive.. And ...
fastfwd: Don't kill your wife with work
fastfwd (fastfwd)
wife with work Originally uploaded by David Glover. ::dies laughing::......
fastfwd (fastfwd)
wife with work Originally uploaded by David Glover. ::dies laughing::......
steve_vernon: Good morning Vietnam...
steve_vernon (steve_vernon)
eardrops aren't helping, the infection seems to be on the come back. My wife Belinda said to me when I came home from the doctor's office that I shou...
steve_vernon (steve_vernon)
eardrops aren't helping, the infection seems to be on the come back. My wife Belinda said to me when I came home from the doctor's office that I shou...
m4d_h4ck3r
m4d h4ck3r (m4d_h4ck3r)
wife...'" *snooty laugh* -Derek Wiley Ok. Austin and the Maurers and I went to Palisades and got on...
m4d h4ck3r (m4d_h4ck3r)
wife...'" *snooty laugh* -Derek Wiley Ok. Austin and the Maurers and I went to Palisades and got on...
sammybinlotin: FUN FUN FUN!!!
sammybinlotin (sammybinlotin)
my mom, meghan,my brother nick, and my nabor Andy, their newborn baby and his wife Kathy were all watching 102 dalmations and my sister walks in the door and ...
sammybinlotin (sammybinlotin)
my mom, meghan,my brother nick, and my nabor Andy, their newborn baby and his wife Kathy were all watching 102 dalmations and my sister walks in the door and ...
greezlightnin: Ashamedly so...
greezlightnin (greezlightnin)
hadn't eaten anything for more than 24 hours. Apparently one of my dad's old, old wife-beating friends turned......
greezlightnin (greezlightnin)
hadn't eaten anything for more than 24 hours. Apparently one of my dad's old, old wife-beating friends turned......
barbyg69 (in aussielj): Funny
barbyg69 (barbyg69)
don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside......
barbyg69 (barbyg69)
don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside......
ginablack: P & P
Gina Black (ginablack)
a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. And so begins one of the most beloved romances of all times. I've been listening ...
Gina Black (ginablack)
a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. And so begins one of the most beloved romances of all times. I've been listening ...
thelitterbox: sehr schoen!
Rêveur (thelitterbox)
wife Suzanne took me, Erin, Cheryl, and Elisabeth to a lake with her kids. The oldest...
Rêveur (thelitterbox)
wife Suzanne took me, Erin, Cheryl, and Elisabeth to a lake with her kids. The oldest...
doza
bri (doza)
ving duties and BS with. Arrived Denver early afternoon. Had to drop Brother and The Wife in newer developed part of town. Rush hour traffic was insane. Denver is getting ...
bri (doza)
ving duties and BS with. Arrived Denver early afternoon. Had to drop Brother and The Wife in newer developed part of town. Rush hour traffic was insane. Denver is getting ...
firithromenwen
Gillliane (firithromenwen)
funny and cute as the Human Torch. I felt kinda sad for Ben when his wife freaked out on him.......
Gillliane (firithromenwen)
funny and cute as the Human Torch. I felt kinda sad for Ben when his wife freaked out on him.......
a_rapunzel: ...reefers
a_rapunzel (a_rapunzel)
it's safe to say that no one is impressed with her fiance's style. Skanky wife-beating buttfinger gorilla. Oh, well. I'm attending the wedding not in support of it, ...
a_rapunzel (a_rapunzel)
it's safe to say that no one is impressed with her fiance's style. Skanky wife-beating buttfinger gorilla. Oh, well. I'm attending the wedding not in support of it, ...
count_on_nobody
E-me (count_on_nobody)
ntrolling she and her youngest daughter live in a house and her son and his wife live right next door to the left and the other daughter and her husband ...
E-me (count_on_nobody)
ntrolling she and her youngest daughter live in a house and her son and his wife live right next door to the left and the other daughter and her husband ...
crossbow1 (in captains_jack)
Crossbow (crossbow1)
sexual behaviour that can get you killed faster than being gay: Schtupping the Commandat's wife. Today's quote isn't from DZ, but from another Captain Jack... That's what a ship is, ...
Crossbow (crossbow1)
sexual behaviour that can get you killed faster than being gay: Schtupping the Commandat's wife. Today's quote isn't from DZ, but from another Captain Jack... That's what a ship is, ...
derhofnarr: TMBG
derhofnarr (derhofnarr)
Erica (tobe's birthday is today) whom I'd not seen for some time. Rich Drushell's wife was there - her daughter really really wanted to come, but you had to be...
derhofnarr (derhofnarr)
Erica (tobe's birthday is today) whom I'd not seen for some time. Rich Drushell's wife was there - her daughter really really wanted to come, but you had to be...
subtlecynic: Saturday rants or something
Marcus (subtlecynic)
wife when she read this snippet from review of a current summer blockbuster - "intense action...
Marcus (subtlecynic)
wife when she read this snippet from review of a current summer blockbuster - "intense action...
varianor: Beer Zero
varianor (varianor)
see, we were two rows down from the Sam Adams Hospitality Pavilion. My brother, his wife, and their two kids came, along with the four of us and a friend of...
varianor (varianor)
see, we were two rows down from the Sam Adams Hospitality Pavilion. My brother, his wife, and their two kids came, along with the four of us and a friend of...
am3ricanz3r0
am3ricanz3r0 (am3ricanz3r0)
Melbourne around noon! I'll be in titusville around 6pm Lock up your daughters, lock up your wife, lock up you back door and run for your life CAUSE I'M TNT! I'm dynomite!......
am3ricanz3r0 (am3ricanz3r0)
Melbourne around noon! I'll be in titusville around 6pm Lock up your daughters, lock up your wife, lock up you back door and run for your life CAUSE I'M TNT! I'm dynomite!......
thats_indecent: "bring him a copy in braille"
The Marsupial Fire (thats_indecent)
wife () will be nursing their Harry Potter obsessions, while I nurse my Doc Watson obsession.......
The Marsupial Fire (thats_indecent)
wife () will be nursing their Harry Potter obsessions, while I nurse my Doc Watson obsession.......
novacaine
my heart would like a sausage (novacaine)
Lyndon picked us up and we drove back to his house where we met his wife Barb and their three kids. Being thoroughly jet-lagged we went to bed. ...
my heart would like a sausage (novacaine)
Lyndon picked us up and we drove back to his house where we met his wife Barb and their three kids. Being thoroughly jet-lagged we went to bed. ...
suddendeath
SuddenDeath (suddendeath)
wife! She broke her foot a year ago while practicing running for the Popcorn Panic, now...
SuddenDeath (suddendeath)
wife! She broke her foot a year ago while practicing running for the Popcorn Panic, now...
killjohnnykill
gingerleibonez (killjohnnykill)
tomorrow..fuck.. i like absolutely hate work now. i want to hurry up and be a house wife god damn.......
gingerleibonez (killjohnnykill)
tomorrow..fuck.. i like absolutely hate work now. i want to hurry up and be a house wife god damn.......
stopdropandtan: Celebrate we will, cause life is short but sweet for certain...
stopdropandtan (stopdropandtan)
complexes and people looking for house mates and we even scored hot University House wife beater tanks ;) After the fair we went to Bentley's for lunch so Annie can say...
stopdropandtan (stopdropandtan)
complexes and people looking for house mates and we even scored hot University House wife beater tanks ;) After the fair we went to Bentley's for lunch so Annie can say...
dirty_laundry1
dirty_laundry1 (dirty_laundry1)
very nice ceremony though and my uncle looked very happy. he has a wonderful new wife......
dirty_laundry1 (dirty_laundry1)
very nice ceremony though and my uncle looked very happy. he has a wonderful new wife......
chevette_spb
Chevette (chevette_spb)
when it's a neccessity. Today i realized that i'm never gonna be a good wife...for lots of reasons. My mom is away now and we (my dad and i) are...
Chevette (chevette_spb)
when it's a neccessity. Today i realized that i'm never gonna be a good wife...for lots of reasons. My mom is away now and we (my dad and i) are...
stratus_ink: what you mean
stratus_ink (stratus_ink)
hate the way you speak to me and I hate that I wanted to be your wife. I hate the things you do with your friends and I hate the things you don’t ...
stratus_ink (stratus_ink)
hate the way you speak to me and I hate that I wanted to be your wife. I hate the things you do with your friends and I hate the things you don’t ...
xfairytale_love: I love you with all my fucking heart.Kay?
xfairytale_love (xfairytale_love)
don't know if you understand how much. You are my all, my everything, my life. My sky, my moon, my wife. You were there for me when no one else would. You were there to lend me a hand and...
xfairytale_love (xfairytale_love)
don't know if you understand how much. You are my all, my everything, my life. My sky, my moon, my wife. You were there for me when no one else would. You were there to lend me a hand and...
danixdez: Intro
danixdez (danixdez)
upposed to make a character journal about the book I'm to read ("The Time Traveler's Wife" by Audrey Niffengegger) and I really hate to have to write everything on papers ...
danixdez (danixdez)
upposed to make a character journal about the book I'm to read ("The Time Traveler's Wife" by Audrey Niffengegger) and I really hate to have to write everything on papers ...
type2matt: Meh
type2matt (type2matt)
wife Melinda was having a birthday party today which I was ognna go to but I...
type2matt (type2matt)
wife Melinda was having a birthday party today which I was ognna go to but I...
quotegal
quotegal (quotegal)
am still in shock and waiting to wake up. He is only 63. His wife just called me today using his cell phone and when his name and number ...
quotegal (quotegal)
am still in shock and waiting to wake up. He is only 63. His wife just called me today using his cell phone and when his name and number ...
simusid: For wont of a screw the day was lost
Simusid (simusid)
job was just to get the batteries in. Actually, that wasn't the job until $wife walked past me carrying a battery from the barn while I was comfortably sitting ...
Simusid (simusid)
job was just to get the batteries in. Actually, that wasn't the job until $wife walked past me carrying a battery from the barn while I was comfortably sitting ...
animaluva2: ...
Animaluva2 (animaluva2)
e ive seen one lol Slushy Flavor: The blue one lol Magazine: seventeen/Teen People TV Show: My wife and kids! Song: Lifestyles for the rich and the famous~Good Charlotte Language: Pig Latin ...
Animaluva2 (animaluva2)
e ive seen one lol Slushy Flavor: The blue one lol Magazine: seventeen/Teen People TV Show: My wife and kids! Song: Lifestyles for the rich and the famous~Good Charlotte Language: Pig Latin ...
worst_blog_ever: The Initial Public Offering
worst_blog_ever (worst_blog_ever)
to play games, so we played Memory, Hi-Ho Cherry-O and Duck Duck Goose. My wife Anna is out shopping with her mom for an upcoming wedding so......
worst_blog_ever (worst_blog_ever)
to play games, so we played Memory, Hi-Ho Cherry-O and Duck Duck Goose. My wife Anna is out shopping with her mom for an upcoming wedding so......
chefman45887: Damn ex wife grr!!
chefman45887 (chefman45887)
wife thinks she is martha stewart and anything I do raising my son is futile. I...
chefman45887 (chefman45887)
wife thinks she is martha stewart and anything I do raising my son is futile. I...
redchick623: a little joke I found in someone else's journal
Alaina (redchick623)
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could...
Alaina (redchick623)
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could...
randysgurl4ever: Big relief
randysgurl4ever (randysgurl4ever)
got back not long ago from eating with my family. Since my uncle and his wife and 2 grandkids came down from Arizona which it was the biggest mistake that ...
randysgurl4ever (randysgurl4ever)
got back not long ago from eating with my family. Since my uncle and his wife and 2 grandkids came down from Arizona which it was the biggest mistake that ...
millysparadise: I'm BACK!!!!!!! ^.^
MILLY (millysparadise)
Canada for a couple of days, I stayed a night with my brother and his wife and 2 kids, I walked 7 miles down the point (Dad may have exagerated) ...
MILLY (millysparadise)
Canada for a couple of days, I stayed a night with my brother and his wife and 2 kids, I walked 7 miles down the point (Dad may have exagerated) ...
billyandtweeder: tweeder look!!
billyandtweeder (billyandtweeder)
believe i am having withdraws, withdraws of many things. the madre, hiki, fred flinstone's wife,( not to be confused with wilma), the liquid courage, and ass. i assume you all...
billyandtweeder (billyandtweeder)
believe i am having withdraws, withdraws of many things. the madre, hiki, fred flinstone's wife,( not to be confused with wilma), the liquid courage, and ass. i assume you all...
flyntstone: i stole this from jenndunc
Ryan (flyntstone)
with my college friends 7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? not really a possession, but my wife is the most......
Ryan (flyntstone)
with my college friends 7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? not really a possession, but my wife is the most......
dishonesty
Meggle (dishonesty)
in 2003, Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Lara's cock taste like?" Sarwan: "Your wife would know." McGrath: "If you fucking mention my wife again, I will fucking rip your fucking...
Meggle (dishonesty)
in 2003, Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Lara's cock taste like?" Sarwan: "Your wife would know." McGrath: "If you fucking mention my wife again, I will fucking rip your fucking...
cholma: The Bewitched Four
cholma (cholma)
n Grimm. I think he captured the personality of his character just right. When Ben's wife rejects him after he becomes The Thing and returns the wedding ring without even ...
cholma (cholma)
n Grimm. I think he captured the personality of his character just right. When Ben's wife rejects him after he becomes The Thing and returns the wedding ring without even ...
up_the_creek
up_the_creek (up_the_creek)
has been staying here with me but was called back to Auckland. She is a mid-wife and babies don't read her holiday schedule. The weather had cleared so I walked......
up_the_creek (up_the_creek)
has been staying here with me but was called back to Auckland. She is a mid-wife and babies don't read her holiday schedule. The weather had cleared so I walked......
angelicandriod: ......AM I GONNA SAY IT?
AngelicAndriod (angelicandriod)
I would be happier to say, "Kim's my girlfriend... and most likely my future wife." I want get get laid... and not by anyone but her.... if i have to give...
AngelicAndriod (angelicandriod)
I would be happier to say, "Kim's my girlfriend... and most likely my future wife." I want get get laid... and not by anyone but her.... if i have to give...
loxorayxo: such a sucker for a sweet talker
Rachelle<3 (loxorayxo)
a super funny movie! earlier i was at the mall with my brother (aaron), his wife (lisa), and aaron's friend mark. we just shopped and ate i got panda express ...
Rachelle<3 (loxorayxo)
a super funny movie! earlier i was at the mall with my brother (aaron), his wife (lisa), and aaron's friend mark. we just shopped and ate i got panda express ...
b_whitford
Bradley Whitford (b_whitford)
from time to time. There's a woman who has to carry the title of my wife, three children that are mine but not, and I couldn't love the four of ...
Bradley Whitford (b_whitford)
from time to time. There's a woman who has to carry the title of my wife, three children that are mine but not, and I couldn't love the four of ...
jubilant
Lucinda (jubilant)
ended up knowing the sales rep we were working with (he works with this guys wife) so we got the family/friends discount, which was a big help! So it is very ...
Lucinda (jubilant)
ended up knowing the sales rep we were working with (he works with this guys wife) so we got the family/friends discount, which was a big help! So it is very ...
mrotakki: good to the last pop
Gam E. Ra (mrotakki)
to sign it and he even started to pick up the fucking SHARPIE but his wife/assistant was all......
Gam E. Ra (mrotakki)
to sign it and he even started to pick up the fucking SHARPIE but his wife/assistant was all......
nevermindthem: Load Up the Big Wagon
nevermindthem (nevermindthem)
best to sell them. Nobody seemed interested until our friendly oil delivery man and his wife recognized me and made an offer to barter for every last rock in my......
nevermindthem (nevermindthem)
best to sell them. Nobody seemed interested until our friendly oil delivery man and his wife recognized me and made an offer to barter for every last rock in my......
slurpee: First Morning
Slurpee (slurpee)
Tri is a very fun-natured guy who knows how to tell a good story. His wife, Cathy Viet-Thi, who I have actually known since childhood, also has an adorable personality. ...
Slurpee (slurpee)
Tri is a very fun-natured guy who knows how to tell a good story. His wife, Cathy Viet-Thi, who I have actually known since childhood, also has an adorable personality. ...
thebrakyeller: Memory Box
TheBrakYeller (thebrakyeller)
I Saved When I Was Young And Stupid." Removing the old loveletters from my ex-wife and other past girlfriends alone removed two-thirds of the bulk. I honestly don't ...
TheBrakYeller (thebrakyeller)
I Saved When I Was Young And Stupid." Removing the old loveletters from my ex-wife and other past girlfriends alone removed two-thirds of the bulk. I honestly don't ...
i_live_2_sleep
Bianca (i_live_2_sleep)
from him with Maggie (my moms other friend; me and her are tight) and Van's wife asks him for a toothpick. Now he is a very serious serious guy. He......
Bianca (i_live_2_sleep)
from him with Maggie (my moms other friend; me and her are tight) and Van's wife asks him for a toothpick. Now he is a very serious serious guy. He......
mikeb32: Prick
mikeb32 (mikeb32)
an amazing person, and only a guy like me deserves her, WRONG, I have a wife that sometimes, (more lately) treats me like shit, and I still find myself sleeping ...
mikeb32 (mikeb32)
an amazing person, and only a guy like me deserves her, WRONG, I have a wife that sometimes, (more lately) treats me like shit, and I still find myself sleeping ...
laurenbahrsucks
seven for the price of one (laurenbahrsucks)
wife were very drunk. They saw me and I went over to talk to them...
seven for the price of one (laurenbahrsucks)
wife were very drunk. They saw me and I went over to talk to them...
burtonspaz: slide me some skin soul brother
a frood who really knows where her towel is (burtonspaz)
here before (in italics) with today's comments May 22, 2003 "Rather interesting is the inclusion of husband/wife acting duo Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston who, along with Brad Grey, will be producing...
a frood who really knows where her towel is (burtonspaz)
here before (in italics) with today's comments May 22, 2003 "Rather interesting is the inclusion of husband/wife acting duo Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston who, along with Brad Grey, will be producing...
jimmyv24
jimmyv24 (jimmyv24)
buddy mikes house. hes some big head honcho in ford, both him and his wife. they just got back from living in london for three years so well ...
jimmyv24 (jimmyv24)
buddy mikes house. hes some big head honcho in ford, both him and his wife. they just got back from living in london for three years so well ...
gem_sama: *test alert*
gem_sama (gem_sama)
wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her. Whenever...
gem_sama (gem_sama)
wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her. Whenever...
stephenpthomas: Grumble
stephenpthomas (stephenpthomas)
wife claimed first dibs on HBP. OK, thought I, at least I've got the Survivor In...
stephenpthomas (stephenpthomas)
wife claimed first dibs on HBP. OK, thought I, at least I've got the Survivor In...
philly_mummer87: This weekend so far...
Laura Hopkins (philly_mummer87)
n Fishtown with Katie & my dad. Saw Dan from the band there with his wife. I got to drive home from under 95 again. Then I parked the car, ...
Laura Hopkins (philly_mummer87)
n Fishtown with Katie & my dad. Saw Dan from the band there with his wife. I got to drive home from under 95 again. Then I parked the car, ...
ivorydamsel: For
Appassionata (ivorydamsel)
ide my bedroom window and a warm greeting from my tiny son, lying beside my wife and me. My wife rose quickly, announcing her plan to jump in the shower ...
Appassionata (ivorydamsel)
ide my bedroom window and a warm greeting from my tiny son, lying beside my wife and me. My wife rose quickly, announcing her plan to jump in the shower ...
adreamgonewrong: take everything from the inside and throw it all away....
alexandria aka lexi (adreamgonewrong)
home and do laundry and cook and blah blah blah..i feel like a fucking house wife...jk im jus a clean person..and im trying to stay straight-edge...its hardish..but lyndon keeps me ...
alexandria aka lexi (adreamgonewrong)
home and do laundry and cook and blah blah blah..i feel like a fucking house wife...jk im jus a clean person..and im trying to stay straight-edge...its hardish..but lyndon keeps me ...
fredmertz (in add_me_over25): Brian Patrick Donnelly
the uncarved block (head) (fredmertz)
wife and 2 kids. I play guitar, practice Shotokan karate and listen to The Pogues,...
the uncarved block (head) (fredmertz)
wife and 2 kids. I play guitar, practice Shotokan karate and listen to The Pogues,...
xih82cutremblex: My weekend
xih82cutremblex (xih82cutremblex)
for my cousin Jamie who is coming for her and Heather's birthday with his wife Rachel and new baby who we havent seen yet and he is 3 months old!...
xih82cutremblex (xih82cutremblex)
for my cousin Jamie who is coming for her and Heather's birthday with his wife Rachel and new baby who we havent seen yet and he is 3 months old!...
eclowaiting4u: Fantastic 4
Edmond (eclowaiting4u)
it, and the pretty girl haha (jessica is really hot) Was asked about the "thing" 's wife... that even though she was married to Ben (one of the fantastic 4) she took off ...
Edmond (eclowaiting4u)
it, and the pretty girl haha (jessica is really hot) Was asked about the "thing" 's wife... that even though she was married to Ben (one of the fantastic 4) she took off ...
daktari
daktari (daktari)
having these flashbacks to the night we were in the church with Rick and his wife...It's the downstairs......
daktari (daktari)
having these flashbacks to the night we were in the church with Rick and his wife...It's the downstairs......
alphabetsammy: The Man in The Glass
Mike (alphabetsammy)
look at yourself AND see what that man Has to say For It isn't your Father or Mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life is the one staring back ...
Mike (alphabetsammy)
look at yourself AND see what that man Has to say For It isn't your Father or Mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life is the one staring back ...
free_ride: Pott head
Albert (free_ride)
wife had my favorite dish, sphagetti, plus the new book everyones been raving about, waiting right...
Albert (free_ride)
wife had my favorite dish, sphagetti, plus the new book everyones been raving about, waiting right...
gerbil_lady: What I do for _agape_
gerbil_lady (gerbil_lady)
humid. After we ate, I sat and chatted for quite a while with the wife of one tuner, and can I think of this lady's name, no! Anyway, ...
gerbil_lady (gerbil_lady)
humid. After we ate, I sat and chatted for quite a while with the wife of one tuner, and can I think of this lady's name, no! Anyway, ...
the_big_bear: Going to Ozzfest...anyone wanna' come?
The_Big_Bear (the_big_bear)
at the local station thats sponsoring). Originally, the plan was for he, his wife and I to all go together. Since then, she had her baby(two weeks early)and...
The_Big_Bear (the_big_bear)
at the local station thats sponsoring). Originally, the plan was for he, his wife and I to all go together. Since then, she had her baby(two weeks early)and...
oag
oag (oag)
info. Not having money for fun stuff sucks. Working only intermittantly is boring. Wife and I are happy and optimistic that good things still lie ahead. What doesn't...
oag (oag)
info. Not having money for fun stuff sucks. Working only intermittantly is boring. Wife and I are happy and optimistic that good things still lie ahead. What doesn't...
gotta_have_love: my grandfathers a asshole
gotta_have_love (gotta_have_love)
down to one set of grandparents because my grandfather is too busy with his new wife and her family to care about us. fucking rediculous......
gotta_have_love (gotta_have_love)
down to one set of grandparents because my grandfather is too busy with his new wife and her family to care about us. fucking rediculous......
djmpath: Another dream.
Mike Gillman (djmpath)
man in black, like your typical preacher. (Ran the church) A woman all in white, preachers wife, very stern but very nice and encouraging, a nun-like attitude,......
Mike Gillman (djmpath)
man in black, like your typical preacher. (Ran the church) A woman all in white, preachers wife, very stern but very nice and encouraging, a nun-like attitude,......
sweetums1930: Cat-Person Profile Quiz
Shelly (sweetums1930)
so well that you can fake out your cats? Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake? Do you think of your cats as the "furry...
Shelly (sweetums1930)
so well that you can fake out your cats? Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake? Do you think of your cats as the "furry...
cherrydisarray: in memory of my Pa Pa!!!
××~*::MöÑi*©ØåT::*~×× (cherrydisarray)
Ed was born in Thayer, MO., on March 25th, 1924. He is survived by his wife Betty of 59 years, 5 children, 8 grandchildren, and 7 great-grand-children. Visitation open to ...
××~*::MöÑi*©ØåT::*~×× (cherrydisarray)
Ed was born in Thayer, MO., on March 25th, 1924. He is survived by his wife Betty of 59 years, 5 children, 8 grandchildren, and 7 great-grand-children. Visitation open to ...
himfag666: WOMEN BACKWARDS SPELLS MISERY
himfag666 (himfag666)
to sleep and wake up in 15 years and someone says hey this is ur wife and these are ur kids. coz up until......
himfag666 (himfag666)
to sleep and wake up in 15 years and someone says hey this is ur wife and these are ur kids. coz up until......
bloodredzengoth
bloodredzengoth (bloodredzengoth)
when you're away." He asked her for her hand for life, And she became a salesman's wife. He was home each night by eight, But one stormy evening, he was late. Her frightened tears ...
bloodredzengoth (bloodredzengoth)
when you're away." He asked her for her hand for life, And she became a salesman's wife. He was home each night by eight, But one stormy evening, he was late. Her frightened tears ...
wolfnevets: Pre-Birthday Outing....
wolfnevets (wolfnevets)
it is to have blood family and to be a part of it. Thank you! Renee(wife),Maria(daugther)and last but not......
wolfnevets (wolfnevets)
it is to have blood family and to be a part of it. Thank you! Renee(wife),Maria(daugther)and last but not......
sleepyelizabeth
sleepyelizabeth (sleepyelizabeth)
gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of ...
sleepyelizabeth (sleepyelizabeth)
gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of ...
bblpop_electric
bblpop_electric (bblpop_electric)
passed this on to me and I wanted to send it to you, too. > >A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and >visiting ...
bblpop_electric (bblpop_electric)
passed this on to me and I wanted to send it to you, too. > >A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and >visiting ...
chasethe7storms: sydney'sencyclopediaofuselessknowledge
chasethe7storms (chasethe7storms)
he tells stories and makes jokes but it’s slightly akward seeing him cuz his wife died a few months ago. she was a really sweet old lady. there’s a hanging...
chasethe7storms (chasethe7storms)
he tells stories and makes jokes but it’s slightly akward seeing him cuz his wife died a few months ago. she was a really sweet old lady. there’s a hanging...
kcgurl7: Ill play for you :*(
kcgurl7 (kcgurl7)
of bad habbits to move to tennissee to be with his kids and now ex wife... he got a job and a car and an appartment... still had his guitar ...
kcgurl7 (kcgurl7)
of bad habbits to move to tennissee to be with his kids and now ex wife... he got a job and a car and an appartment... still had his guitar ...
mel_1
Mel (mel_1)
my boyfriend's family, well, just found out a few days ago that my bf's father's wife didnt move back to my bf's house yet....hahahaha....its nice to know. dont really know ...
Mel (mel_1)
my boyfriend's family, well, just found out a few days ago that my bf's father's wife didnt move back to my bf's house yet....hahahaha....its nice to know. dont really know ...
moon_dust_282
Mandi (moon_dust_282)
Been hurt emotionally: hasn't everyone Kept a secret from everyone: from everyone but my wife Had an imaginary friend: good ol' BoB Cried during a Movie: yeah Had a crush on...
Mandi (moon_dust_282)
Been hurt emotionally: hasn't everyone Kept a secret from everyone: from everyone but my wife Had an imaginary friend: good ol' BoB Cried during a Movie: yeah Had a crush on...
singinmo: "Now that's some classic Mo wit."
singinmo (singinmo)
the take your clothes off all you hot babes hot Me: its like old men in wife beaters in lawn chairs hot......
singinmo (singinmo)
the take your clothes off all you hot babes hot Me: its like old men in wife beaters in lawn chairs hot......
looney828: DAMN!
Rachey (looney828)
DUDE ON CNN, AKA "The Ragin' Cajun"...and he was in "Old School" Him, his wife and their 2 kids, and one of his daughters had a Build-a-bear monkey....I was ...
Rachey (looney828)
DUDE ON CNN, AKA "The Ragin' Cajun"...and he was in "Old School" Him, his wife and their 2 kids, and one of his daughters had a Build-a-bear monkey....I was ...
aspats: I don't care if nobody's commenting, I'm still a talkin'
Alex (aspats)
my taste. I had a lovely home-cooked meal at Mom's house and Dad and his wife Natalia came over, too. It was good times and I felt so much better a...
Alex (aspats)
my taste. I had a lovely home-cooked meal at Mom's house and Dad and his wife Natalia came over, too. It was good times and I felt so much better a...
beevonerd: Random ass facts (stolen from the \\// forum)
Lisa (beevonerd)
anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick. ~One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked. ~The sentence...
Lisa (beevonerd)
anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick. ~One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked. ~The sentence...
_egotrippin: Flame On!
Johnny Smith (_egotrippin)
cool shit. I saw it with one of my friends, because Jessie is his future wife. Good effects though, and it was fairly funny. Also saw Charlie and the Chocolate ...
Johnny Smith (_egotrippin)
cool shit. I saw it with one of my friends, because Jessie is his future wife. Good effects though, and it was fairly funny. Also saw Charlie and the Chocolate ...
jonyoon: Day 20
Jon (jonyoon)
wife blew up things out of proportion and now we've been in a stupid pissing match...
Jon (jonyoon)
wife blew up things out of proportion and now we've been in a stupid pissing match...
prettigurl: Night of July 18, 2005
Pretty Girl (prettigurl)
called Memento and it was really really good. It was about this guy who's wife had been raped and murdered and he wanted to solve the mystery of what ...
Pretty Girl (prettigurl)
called Memento and it was really really good. It was about this guy who's wife had been raped and murdered and he wanted to solve the mystery of what ...
lilmissgothique
lilmissgothique (lilmissgothique)
"Closer"...>:-O Stupid stupid. Not only did he cheat, but he involved his fiancee, his ex wife, and his kids in it too! Jude Law, who funnily enough starred in the remake...
lilmissgothique (lilmissgothique)
"Closer"...>:-O Stupid stupid. Not only did he cheat, but he involved his fiancee, his ex wife, and his kids in it too! Jude Law, who funnily enough starred in the remake...
haliahrael
haliahrael (haliahrael)
felt like stealing one, didn't look like he needed it any. Maybe he and his wife have a daughter that likes to play house a......
haliahrael (haliahrael)
felt like stealing one, didn't look like he needed it any. Maybe he and his wife have a daughter that likes to play house a......
deovolenti
Klif (deovolenti)
Wife and her Son and his Daughter and I just saw Willy Wonka. I'd be willing to...
Klif (deovolenti)
Wife and her Son and his Daughter and I just saw Willy Wonka. I'd be willing to...
reverend_spam: Porn and Carrots
Fester Snapooten (reverend_spam)
wife, at least for the time being, has decided that trying to keep up with my...
Fester Snapooten (reverend_spam)
wife, at least for the time being, has decided that trying to keep up with my...
curlxupandxdie
Doug the sXe kid (curlxupandxdie)
nice layouts. tomarrow me and brittany are getting siq ink. i secretly am doug funny and my wife is patty mayonnaise. i love her. and i am so awesome. and amazing. and i wish that brittany ...
Doug the sXe kid (curlxupandxdie)
nice layouts. tomarrow me and brittany are getting siq ink. i secretly am doug funny and my wife is patty mayonnaise. i love her. and i am so awesome. and amazing. and i wish that brittany ...
craiglebacon: Volleybollocks
craiglebacon (craiglebacon)
wife has really hurt her wrist playing volleyball yesterday. I have to take her to A&E...
craiglebacon (craiglebacon)
wife has really hurt her wrist playing volleyball yesterday. I have to take her to A&E...
yourturntoburn: See I don't want to play, didn't you hear me say I'm not gonna fall for you? So please just go away.
Ø LIBERTINE! (yourturntoburn)
... No, I'm kidding. It was Wayne Bennett, one of our local newscasters, and his wife. Our conversation was something along the......
Ø LIBERTINE! (yourturntoburn)
... No, I'm kidding. It was Wayne Bennett, one of our local newscasters, and his wife. Our conversation was something along the......
deborahmm
DeborahMM (deborahmm)
on her bottom, and very, very chatty with a language all her own. S's cousin's wife, her grandmother, was visiting from Leeds, and we had a long talk......
DeborahMM (deborahmm)
on her bottom, and very, very chatty with a language all her own. S's cousin's wife, her grandmother, was visiting from Leeds, and we had a long talk......
jo_gerkinh8er
jo_gerkinh8er (jo_gerkinh8er)
WIFE NOW DAVE!!!!! On a more serious note.... this shit is bananas B A N A N...
jo_gerkinh8er (jo_gerkinh8er)
WIFE NOW DAVE!!!!! On a more serious note.... this shit is bananas B A N A N...
hungry_hiiro: well the big idea
hungry_hiiro (hungry_hiiro)
and making all most 10$ an hour so im doing ok for me and my wife. Speeking of my wife she will be 19 on the 21 of this mounth. ...
hungry_hiiro (hungry_hiiro)
and making all most 10$ an hour so im doing ok for me and my wife. Speeking of my wife she will be 19 on the 21 of this mounth. ...
ccgig: Packing
Chris (ccgig)
wife and a girlfriend along several others from our church ar all going on a 3...
Chris (ccgig)
wife and a girlfriend along several others from our church ar all going on a 3...
c12416: Have I told you lately...
C12416 (c12416)
from Fame Academy trained the father to sing "Have I Told You Lately" for his wife at a fundraising event. It was extremely emotional and he did an excellent job ...
C12416 (c12416)
from Fame Academy trained the father to sing "Have I Told You Lately" for his wife at a fundraising event. It was extremely emotional and he did an excellent job ...
glenn5: An email I just sent to Morning Edition
Inaction Jackson (glenn5)
Juan Williams Mispronounces "Plame" This morning Juan Williams pronounced the last name of Joseph Wilson's wife as "Flame," like the synonym for "fire." At first I thought it was one of those...
Inaction Jackson (glenn5)
Juan Williams Mispronounces "Plame" This morning Juan Williams pronounced the last name of Joseph Wilson's wife as "Flame," like the synonym for "fire." At first I thought it was one of those...
rockchicken: gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Ellie/Joo Hye Kim (rockchicken)
from China/Japan/Korea/wherever and heaps of cool anime-ish/cartoony Japanese stuff. Awesome! I was gonna buy "My Wife is a Gangster" but I didn't have enough money. Buttocks. We......
Ellie/Joo Hye Kim (rockchicken)
from China/Japan/Korea/wherever and heaps of cool anime-ish/cartoony Japanese stuff. Awesome! I was gonna buy "My Wife is a Gangster" but I didn't have enough money. Buttocks. We......
nude_or_walks: at the pharmacy
nude_or_walks (nude_or_walks)
wife Suzzie the other day when I and my son Charles was at CVS pharmacy...
nude_or_walks (nude_or_walks)
wife Suzzie the other day when I and my son Charles was at CVS pharmacy...
hollywood_legs: 1946
Simply Cyd (hollywood_legs)
alking to Greg on the phone Thursday night I asked him if he and his wife and son wanted to join us. He said he'd talk it over with GReta, ...
Simply Cyd (hollywood_legs)
alking to Greg on the phone Thursday night I asked him if he and his wife and son wanted to join us. He said he'd talk it over with GReta, ...