typist

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luminamon
Sky (luminamon)
elieved a note that could have been forged from AIZEN, kthx) Gal: ...cos i am the typist. she is the char. i have the power. Gal: *snerk* Gal: oh yea! i'll just dig ...
evade_the_siren
Philippe de Chagny (evade_the_siren)
typist is braindead, will leave it up to Raoul's typist to decide what it is*......
jadekimbo: ok flying cow, here's your surveys
jadekimbo (jadekimbo)
Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for your are artistic careers, like comedian or ...
sweariwontdie: Saturday
Armand St. Just (sweariwontdie)
typist: This is still in prose style, and yes, I'm aware it's backdated. Armand didn't know which...
splendid_shoes
Nessarose Thropp (splendid_shoes)
typist raised both eyebrows high in surprise when she saw that this was my result. I believe...
waxwing69: saturday Morning...
waxwing69 (waxwing69)
think I need a tablet to enter into this journal. I'm such a lousy typist that I lose my thoughts before I can get them down. It would ...
yeromyhero
Fiyero (yeromyhero)
out of the blue...but when something as wonderful as this happens, I really can't help myself. Typist: asfjd;asdfja;sfSPAZ.......
m_mckinnon_: Dementor-induced Angst
Marlene McKinnon (m_mckinnon_)
Typist: In narrative form, as I was feeling introspective...heavy on the angst and emo-ness... Marlene hurried into...
citoyen_de_noir: State of mind.
Citoyen Paul Armand Chauvelin (citoyen_de_noir)
Typist: Chuchubelle was over visiting Armand, and got to soliloquizing.))......
wishfor_goblins: An excuse to write in my journal, I guess.
Sarah (wishfor_goblins)
typist has been neglecting me. She likes that fop man better. *glares* I'm a Hufflepuff!......
savage_prince: Dead to them...
Lestat de Lioncourt (savage_prince)
Typist: With a new typist. Yes with a new typist... Typist: Unless of course there's a problem. Yes, can...
crimson_serpent: Join me as I writhe and ululate with joy
Benjamin (crimson_serpent)
the screen, and BAM! One second I'm a hunt-and-pecker, and the next second I'm a touch-typist. Tonight I had......
spookylolly
Spooky (spookylolly)
Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for your are artistic careers, like comedian or ...
psalms3: first time
Laura (psalms3)
typist and I don't proof anything online so this is the official apology that most last,...
lenirvananimrod
Ethan (lenirvananimrod)
than her. Oh ballad of the computer crash. Why must you be so The times of a typist Have ended to blank show. So I restart and sign back on the messenger Only to ...
permanent_blur: *makes 'quest' into 'question' and 'order' into 'disorder'*
ros (permanent_blur)
typist isn't very good at being away, i don't think -- and even when we are...
unknown_ally
Vidanric Renselaeus (unknown_ally)
common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You? Interesting. (The typist forced me to!)......
chickliterary: *flounces in*
Lola (chickliterary)
Or maybe lingerie. No, definitely se-- ANYWAY. I just know I'm going to have fun here! *beams* <small>Typist: . . . Lola. From Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series. *facepalm*</small>......
death_rat_quoth
DEATH, DEATH OF RATS, and Quoth the Raven (death_rat_quoth)
Susan offered to bring me some, but she hasn't been back since then. My typist tells me that there is a place callled Wall Mart that sells a great ...
my_request
Ada Monroe (my_request)
typist just arrived back from Spain, with the whole 28 hour coach ride. I am so...
namomandos: GIP
NĂ¡mo Nurufantur, Lord of Mandos (namomandos)
typist wanders into a FFVII icon post she comes out with a new icon to slap...
black_jacquel
Mr. Jacquel (black_jacquel)
Typist: *grins* Talking to people. ... Typist: Hi, folks! Spam a drunk!Jacquel at your own leisure! ...wait...what?......
wiseredhead
Nerdanel (wiseredhead)
typist was quite insistant that I answer a few questions, so I decided to let her...
roadkill_god
Horus (roadkill_god)
typist] The mun made him do it. >_> DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:Very HighSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:HighAntisocial Personality...
my5thavenue: after a series of escalating dares...
catastrophe girlfriend (my5thavenue)
typist". i hope i am not too manic to forgo this weekend's journey westward, back into the mountains.......
truthisforever: Got Tagged?
truthisforever (truthisforever)
turn. 1. I can't go more than 2 weeks without injuring myself 2. I'm the fastest typist in my CAB class, which means that they are all really slow. 3. I love to...
marrun18
marrun18 (marrun18)
is Jamie making the first entry on Marissa's LJ. I am a crappy-ass typist and I rule. So does Marissa. And Laura when she IS drunk. ...
sleepsanddreams
Cecy Elliot (sleepsanddreams)
now, she sits in your mind, peering with delight and scrutiny at your inner-most thoughts. Typist: She/I are up for some fun! Think of it as free therapy for...
char_in_a_jar: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.... it always does!
char_in_a_jar (char_in_a_jar)
yourself. Ack. Well I got to go to a Cowboy's Football game today with my typist and well she had to work and I couldn't help thinking about you. but ...
golden_line: *blinks*
Narcissa Black Malfoy (golden_line)
with QuizFarm.com I... I'm not quite sure what to say to this, really... I hate my typist so much.......
_hellblazer_
John Constantine (_hellblazer_)
typist's friend is eager to see it, so I'll post the first bit. So, my typist...
rockabyeben
Ben (rockabyeben)
Typist TAKEOVER! A little songfic to Bonnie Raitt's 'I Can't Make You Love Me'- wow, Bonnie and...
maikar76: Quiz spazzing!!!!
maikar76 (maikar76)
Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for your are artistic......
tendervittles: i stayed up too late
mumble - ATTACKATTACK! - mumble (tendervittles)
had i texted the number and had this conversation: me: hi, my name is jeff hot sexy typist: hi jeff, what are you wearing. me: i'm wearing an elephant suit cellular goddess: thats sexy me: ...
capital_r: . . . .
Christophe Grantaire (capital_r)
a wench, shaved legs, fake boobs, makeup, and all, and Not Happy About It* ...*typist has decided to keeep him in it all month* I hate Halloween.......
kalissant: I knows English real good.
eine kleine Raupe nimmersatt (kalissant)
don't know if I've just suddenly simultaenously become a much slower and more inaccurate typist than ever before, or if there's an identifiable reason for all this. Now I've got t...
bald_grace: Pirate Weekend.
bald_grace (bald_grace)
typist and I will be enjoyin' the first of what I hope shall be annual Pirate...
lysystratae: OMFG what a day
misha (lysystratae)
today at 10 with the City of New Haven Public School System; a simple clerk typist position. I think it went ok for the interview from hell... First problem ...
hadeslament: Here begin the adventures of the mighty ickle Cytty.
Cocytus Hades (hadeslament)
Typist: ...it's my laptop. What's a laptop? Typist: It's a machine. Kind of like...a library at your...
sarcastic_kitty
Queen Amidala (sarcastic_kitty)
in woo, but it's.. uh.. purple flame, yes* * Famine has joined #desperatefans Nemesis: *NAPS* *'cause the typist is lazy* Hastur: *half-grins at napping!Nem, but sits down, humming diminished fifths, cuz that's what ...
stryder13: time to make another one of those post-dooeys
stryder13 (stryder13)
sorta got out of this livejournaling because im not much of a rapist... er typist sorry but decided to update anywho. Lets see.... my hair grew a lil l...
allsweetflowers: Come unto th' East
Ophelia (allsweetflowers)
th' sun is high and fair... Oh! to have seen it... Last night again the roses sang. Typist: This is what happens when Skish starts out cheerfully writing in iambic pentameter. ...She ...
xxfreerefillxx: Part 3
xxfreerefillxx (xxfreerefillxx)
knew the "proper" way to type. That is to say, I wasn't a one-finger typist like I used to be. Also, I had discovered Yahoo and AIM, so I ra...
the_white_sheep
Lethe Hades (the_white_sheep)
typist has been poking me for not posting here at all, so... Her name is Mnemosyne. *wry...
rrabbit412: what type of career is best for me???
rrabbit412 (rrabbit412)
Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for your are artistic careers, like comedian or ...
brianadler: Work
brianadler (brianadler)
a CEO Report Letter and although I caught several spelling mistakes (he's a hunt-and-peck typist which makes for a lot of errors) there was one I missed on the bottom...
derothling: More Anti-OTP, Theo/Zara
Theo (derothling)
Typist: Just posting last night's IM log. [23:07] DevilKestrel: *is apparently still sitting on his bed here...
ramblingrozie: Trick or treat
ramblingrozie (ramblingrozie)
my PC is broken and though I have access to a friend's I'm a slooooooooooooooooow typist at the best of times.......
ivegotbigdreams
ivegotbigdreams (ivegotbigdreams)
all over my hands. I can also type more considering I am a speed demon typist! Kabloooowwww! Anyways. Life. I couldn't be more satisfried right now. Over the past year ...
kusac
Kusac Antonial (kusac)
Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for your are artistic careers, like comedian or ...
strange_dawn (in dfgen2)
Aurore Lestrange (strange_dawn)
Typist note: Aurore's body has been left at the bottom of the steps outside the Gen2...
loonyradish
Luna Lovegood (loonyradish)
any rate. It certainly isn't a Quibbler-endorsed article. But there's substantial proof, now. :) Typist: ... I didn't write that either, if you're wondering. XDDDD Wow, coincidence. ...
scarf_rescuer: Birthday Dinner for Rosa.
Raoul de Chagny (scarf_rescuer)
and he hasn't quite gotten over it yet. He's sure it'll wear off soon enough. Typist: This can be played prose or otherwise, whichever you prefer. This was just ...
1handedwelshman
Sir Bedivere (1handedwelshman)
Typist: Cecy switched Bedivere and Candide's bodies for the night. Neither is terribly pleased.......
dignitykthx
Fitzwilliam Darcy (dignitykthx)
former state of residency, this community appears to be sorely lacking intelligent members ... and conversation. Typist: Which is his special way of saying "I miss Elizabeth Bennet ;__;", really.......
tatershell: long time, no type
tatershell (tatershell)
I am almost ready to have people over!! Yay! I used to be a very good typist. Since I broke my finger, I have had a terrible time getting back to ...
will_parry
Will Parry (will_parry)
be left. Just when I finally get a father and sister, she takes it all away. Typist: Yes, it's true. *is also very gloomy*......
origami_kitten
origami_kitten (origami_kitten)
command XD Do it: Four jobs I've had: - long-term procrastinator - mindless drone of an oil company - typist! - er, donkey-mask creatorer Four movies I can watch over and over: - Pirates of the Caribbean - Di...
not_battousai (in df_animanga)
Himura Kenshin (not_battousai)
slightly* He is a rurouni. This place seems very nice, what is it called? Typist: This would be Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin, otherwise known as Hitokiri Battousai. ...
fishforit
Horatio Hornblower, Third Lieutenant (fishforit)
having remembered previous experiences with chocolates* *Attached, is a note* "To Archie-- Happy Valentine's Day. The typist tells me it is something widely celebrated here. And well...you deserve this. Wish it...
laurafairlie
Laura Fairlie-Hartwright (laurafairlie)
could barely recognise my own son. Perhaps if I use watercolours rather than pen and ink... typist: Well, Walter bought them, but she doesn't have to know that...Unless someone happened to ...
rockhunter: Blame Nako. ;)
Self-involved to the extreme (rockhunter)
Clerk Mail Carrier - Post Office Clerk - Secretary Timekeeper - Title Examiner - Typist The worst career options for......
emobard: Typist Note
Daeron (emobard)
typist getting annoyed with always typoing his journal name, where it will stay. ^__^......
msminax: a bit strange...
msminax (msminax)
to make. Those who know me well, know that I am a self confesed lousy typist. I tap away very quickly because my mind wants to write faster than my ...
notyourheart
Tace (notyourheart)
Typist: *wonders how long he can manage to keep his sister and father from noticing these two*......
yasiprick
Lucivar Yaslana (yasiprick)
typist commissioned this for me... A couple of days ago, actually. ...
sandra__dee
Cassandra Mulciber (sandra__dee)
Typist: ....I would just like to note that she specified "baby blue", not just "blue". 3. Your...
red_waistcoat: I'm alive, I swear!
Achille Bahorel (red_waistcoat)
Typist has made me see That Play three times already. Typist needs to die. Your Les...
ffejle: Virus
ffejle (ffejle)
my keyboard input go backwards. This is especially bad because of how fast a typist I am, and the fact I'm usually not looking at the screen or my hands...
shiva_kun: --'
Shiva (shiva_kun)
typist. Woo, great...cept it's in Van Nuys. No problem, Mom'll take me. Mom won't take...
quinceypmorris
Quincey Morris (quinceypmorris)
Typist: . . . so, Google turns up rather horrifying results sometimes. o_____O The link's work...
darknessofbeing: The Worst Day of My Life
darknessofbeing (darknessofbeing)
How do you type when your hands are shaking to the point where an expert typist misses almost every key? How do you type when your eyes are glazed over with ...
baranduyn
baranduyn (baranduyn)
and sporking may ensue. As ever, the spelling, punctuation and grammar recorded here are as the typist inflicted it on an innocent web......
oluckystars: I HATE the internet in France!!!
Kim (oluckystars)
is very confusing and it's just a damn good thing that I am an excellent typist. So I saw the Da Vinci Code on opening day in France, which was, by ...
piglet_mad: I declare... War on you mwahahaha Actually I don't, I care too damn much
piglet_mad (piglet_mad)
ugh to LJ then, I'm rewriting what I wrote, cos I'm the owner and the typist of this lil old LJ and I say what gets written not the computer ...
pak_chooie
pak_chooie (pak_chooie)
typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something? Kainsvampire: shut up! SmarterChild: I'm...
ferby517
ferby517 (ferby517)
horrid job. now i understand why  he hated english so much. he's a horrid typist too. i think  a monkey could do better. he sits there and types all t...
mike76053: the beginning of the end of a good thing
mike76053 (mike76053)
me to move out, she......
fairladyangier: How Queer
Lydia Angier (fairladyangier)
Typist: *had actually expected "Hufflepuff" or "Ravenclaw"*......
hourglasspriest: Anti-OTP
Saetan Daemon SaDiablo (hourglasspriest)
typist: Looking for War to have dinner... Here is a restless Saetan prowling the Mansion, looking for...