toothpaste

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noodle_bumpkins: packing list
noodle_bumpkins (noodle_bumpkins)
ow morning. I need to remember to take : - clothes (i'll buy more in japan) - toothbrush, toothpaste, and non-weapon razor - music for the plane - elle - sedatives (in case elle get ...
lroy12: New mathclub shirt
lroy12 (lroy12)
toothpaste for din din... i am stealign your images for my lj! but this is soooo funny......
filmbrat: Two more days...
Filmbrat (filmbrat)
it's redundancy and simplicity. Over time, you could get sucked into the "Union of the Toothpaste Cap Screw-ons and Nothing Else" mentality. The repetitive and passive nature of the ...
hotsaucedo: Pet Peeves and Things I Luurve
hotsaucedo (hotsaucedo)
besides, Uber sounds way too much like goober which also sounds like booger. Quit it! Toothpaste thats been sqeezed from the middle of the tube. Especially......
the_gav
the_gav (the_gav)
see her friend who looks like little mo off eastenders, i left ma looking at toothpaste in wilkos and headed over to shout at her about all those disgraceful antics ...
moralityplay
sarah (moralityplay)
to my tongue. eskimo kisses. illegible postcards. pulling out single blades of grass with my toes. dislikes: stepping in toothpaste. clothes that won't unwrinkle after I wash them the first time. realizing a grape is bad after...
jhonsy_kay
jhonsy_kay (jhonsy_kay)
are wierd furr puffs all over my jeans and polo. And I don't think there's any toothpaste in my house. Ewwww.......
frozendish: Get lost, hebrew sauce
Saawce (frozendish)
polite and old people love us. 2.We will not eat your food or use your toothpaste. 3.We don't mind having to crash in separate houses. 4.We'd enjoy staying with different people ...
grantham_mom: If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
grantham_mom (grantham_mom)
that no matter what color of bubble bath you use thebubbles are always white?Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopesthat something ...
cookie_chef (in patriotpenpals): July Care Package Theme Ideas
cookie_chef (cookie_chef)
heat/melt-proof candy The Bare Necessities--Soap and soap case or body wash, toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, razors, tubed shaving gel (do not send aerosal cans), solid deodarant (do ...
qerina: Finally! A new post!
qerina (qerina)
paycheck (yay money!) and grab some stuff I am in rather desperate need of (toothpaste, face stuff) and then go to Tai Chi at the gym and then clean (grrr...
xiamhardkorex: Last minute things.
JeffREY (xiamhardkorex)
YOU FROM HAWAII! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU. :) -shampoo [ish] -conditioner -deodorant -cologne -comb/brush -flat iron -toothbrush -toothpaste -hair gel -hair straighteny stuff -razor -shaving cream......
lets_preetend: Progress report
lets_preetend (lets_preetend)
green. The only way I can describe the light green's color is...it's like a toothpaste color or a cool mint. lol. It looks really cool. I have one whole w...
pretensioux: Hey.
It's not denial.. It's Not (pretensioux)
read somewhere that if you mash up an aspirin and mix it with white frothy toothpaste, it gets rid of acne. prolly in some chickity chickcchikckcicickEN magazine. like aspirin = get rid ...
ohmymommy: french fries franchize
Jennie (ohmymommy)
the worst to eat after brushing my teeth when it comes to getting those awful toothpaste-pasties. Man, i hate those. am i alone on those too? nobody seems to know ...
pourhomme: elsewhere
John (pourhomme)
else across the room. we're merely shooting the breeze - something about toothpaste or towels. i have a pack of cigarettes not too far away. i...
sremla: sarah you sarah you!
sremla (sremla)
bet Sarah dreams of boys buying her rojak all the time. My mom bought me Indian toothpaste, and it smells like cloves! On the subject of dental artistry (dentistry, artistry, geddit?!), my ...
esmeralde83: Yikes
esmeralde83 (esmeralde83)
toothpaste or something, when i found their stash of lube and viagra. It was disturbing. And...
on_eagleswings
on_eagleswings (on_eagleswings)
book that the classic Willy Wonka didn't have, ie. Charlies dad screws the lids on toothpaste for a living and the Indian Prince and his chocolate palace. Of course there ...
spliced_orbit
spliced_orbit (spliced_orbit)
trio first stopped at the local Market to pick up a few necessities, such as toothpaste, penguin eggs and colourful Sharpie markers with which they......
mister_punchy: Hot as a Crotch
I'm movin' my feet to the Pop-Tarts beat (mister_punchy)
toothpaste, sweat trickling into the eyeballs, moderately refreshing electric fan that mysteriously stops working on the...
redshira
six red feathers (redshira)
. I miss them a lot, and I'll think of Steph and sometimes squish my toothpaste down into the bristles of my toothbrush, because she does that. I'll think of ...
jessie_in_cage: Sa-weet!
jessie_in_cage (jessie_in_cage)
toothpaste. How awesome is that? I asked the hygienist what kind it was before...
rockerbabe270: a quizzeeee
rockerbabe270 (rockerbabe270)
THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1. being alone 2. being hated.not loved 3. death THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1. toothpaste & toothbrush 2. shampoo & conditioner 3. makeup ^^okay so i named 5, whatever!! THREE THINGS YOU ARE ...
themusemiki
A Reflection of a Muse (themusemiki)
yeah- test tomorrow.... WAAAAAH! My mom is coming home in another week. Breathe. Fighting about toothpaste was stupid. As I was walking to class someone started screaming "Hey! Hey you!" I turned...
payperairplane: me no care
Ricky (payperairplane)
Quicky Mart, and sell everyday stuff people need to survive, like beer, bread, eggs, and toothpaste. I come to USA to sleep with American Women. Also. I have flat hair.......
jonnyspetcrackr: Nothing to do, so ill take a fun test i got from my sisters LJ!YAY!
jonnyspetcrackr (jonnyspetcrackr)
Juxtapose 4. Simpson's Character: uhh i guess Maggie 5. Pro Sports team: dont care 6. Toothpaste: the minty kind? heh 7.......
witchatwork: disjointed thoughts
Witchatwork (witchatwork)
merrily, lots of spiders dream." If you wash your face with Extreme Mint Herbal Toothpaste... your face will peel. If you use EMHT on your naughty bits.. well.. ...
nimroddess: Things I adore about the British:
Rachel (nimroddess)
humor 6. the spelling - colour, grey, favourite, neighbour 7. did I mention the accent? 8. my toothpaste is made in England! 9. they drive on the other side of the road 10. they say...
devoidofthought
rosa (devoidofthought)
toothpaste in the sink and wrote a little note and taped it to the mirror: If you...
if_ckup: In response to tonights showing of Idol...
if_ckup (if_ckup)
I am starting a dental drive for the people of Brisbane, I will accept mouthwash toothpaste, floss, brushes and bits of hooves. I will also be be referring to Marcia Hines ...
w_e_quimby: On the merits of life.
much somber gall (w_e_quimby)
toothpaste from the Merc from a brand that seems to have won a gourmet taste award...
7ul13
life is shitty in a beautiful way (7ul13)
tea frapp). I know I’m such a green tea addict. Shampoo, tea, cakes, ice cream, toothpaste, basically anything made from green tea attracts me. Fortunately, there are no side affects ...
spiciestefie: Pimples and toothpaste what a fucking combo!!!!!!!!!!!
spiciestefie (spiciestefie)
morning I decided to apply this wonderful pimple cream to my pimps... Its called TOOTHPASTE (bitches dont take my new invention k).. As I sit here and write my face...
blondebmbr22
All the things you've never wanted... (blondebmbr22)
able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001 47. "We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony ...
fatmangela
Roxclatmangeleri (fatmangela)
toothpaste. Jul is going back to Michigan tomorrow.  I admire her courage.  Lemme tell ya, it takes...
marysia: Psychopath approved!
マリシャ (marysia)
TOOTHPASTE XD......
coffeegrrl23: Pigeons or Mourning Dove?
lazy shoes (coffeegrrl23)
hand. I have a confession to make: I'd rather hide in plain sight. toothpaste tastes like fear. Birds are far-off hopes that will never come back. ......
lady_charmalade: Dentist prescribed me Vicadin
Chaaaaaaaaar Giss (lady_charmalade)
tooth pulled out. Didn't hurt like I thought it would. They gave me a tooth brush, toothpaste, and a little floss. They stuck it in a little baggy. I felt like a little...
oscardagrouch22
Sarah (oscardagrouch22)
toothpaste... all i have to say is wow......
_annuh: Survey: 100 Random Facts
_annuh (_annuh)
i got the type of bed where there are drawers underneath 12. Current taste: mint from toothpaste 13. Current hair style: layered and medium with side fringes? 14. Current clothes: pink pjs 15. Current ...
strangerbydday: mga sarbey ng walang magawa sa buhay
strange (strangerbydday)
young vip/jansport/nike/adidas 3. T-shirts :: iba-iba. 4. Pants: :: iba-iba. 5. Lotion: :: Jergens 6. Shoes: :: nike 7. Socks: :: walang tatak 8. Toothpaste: :: colgate 9. Make-up: :: kung anong maganda 10. Wallet: :: cute purple purse c/o chrisfel coyoca.:) 11. School Bags: :: young...
misionamar: Too little time!
misionamar (misionamar)
did laundry and chores at the house. Tuesday I went shopping and bought deodorant and toothpaste. I cut some of the photos for the album. Wednesday I met with Nathan online....
williambunny: Googled!
williambunny (williambunny)
varied fields. I'm the founder of many fortune 500 companies dealing in everything from homes to toothpaste. I'm a retired astronaut who commanded......
till_we_die: Lookie!
And we said (till_we_die)
have to buy socks in the grocery store regulary, just like food and drink and toothpaste. That's be weird wouldn't it ^^......
girl_2b_trained: Walking 2 miles
girl_2b_trained (girl_2b_trained)
incline for 2 miles. she was told to lube her plug with a dab of toothpaste, but because her enema bag is broken, and therefore would be unable to wash ...
swotson
swotson (swotson)
bed surrounded by half eaten bits of bread and cold pasta, discovering there was no toothpaste, and realising that i had......
kittana
Kathryn (kittana)
the rental car. Things parents brought from the states for us 1.Cheetos 6 bags 2.Cinnamon toothpaste 4 tubes 3.Big red chewing gum 6 packs 4.Starlight mints cinnamon flavor 2 1lb bags ...
olivedb
olive (olivedb)
ont have screens...so you cant see them... Yes. This is my radio conspirasy... One of many, anyway. O. P.S. Erika....TOOTHPASTE?......
jfoxy64
jfoxy64 (jfoxy64)
food fell on the floor, would you still eat it? most likley 6) What kind of toothpaste do you use? colgate mint gel stuff 7) Do you keep up with current events? ...
virgineyes: The funniest thing in lab today...
Chinyere (virgineyes)
was that, and then there was Shen in lab thinking that the KY jelly was toothpaste. ... Who can guess correctly why we have KY jelly in the lab? If you ...
xerowulf: Parkour Jam Write Up, Part 2
XeroCalibur (xerowulf)
some more food-- not to mention I had forgotten bathroom supplies, so I desperately needed toothpaste, a brush, and soap. We pull into this plaza which has a......
xxangelfuckxx
xxangelfuckxx (xxangelfuckxx)
girl,inturepted&&&10.things.i.hate.about.you Animal: cat Month & Why: August because it's my b-day Season: Winter Flower: ? Quote: *the.hardest.thing.to.to.is.watch.the.person.you.love.love.someone.else* Finger: middle finger Candy:milkyway.midnight Gum: orbits Toothpaste: Crest Perfume: ? Colonge: ? Shampoo:panteen.prov Time of Day: early.morning Insect: ? ~Least Favorite~ Color: brown Food: broclie Drink: prun.juice Type of Music: Jazz Animal:...
boxcarbecca
now with more cowbell (boxcarbecca)
kicking, screaming, pinching, and yelling NO NO NO all because i wouldn't let him have toothpaste. and speak of the devil, here he comes with the damn toothbrush. he actually ...
eddiewalker101
eddiewalker101 (eddiewalker101)
just happened to give someone this advice:   “did you know that brushing your teeth without toothpaste cleans them better? i read that once, so......
nemecyst: Todays Lesson
ŦĦЭ ŦЭИŦÆÇŁЭ§ ov ÇĦAا (nemecyst)
TOOTHPASTE ≠ SPACKLE, now class will someone please explain to her why?......
lifencolor4me: Camp Tekoa....Best Place On Earth
lifencolor4me (lifencolor4me)
her that dairy products do not hurt the cows so she is now vegetarian. Her toothpaste is fluoride-free because someone told her that fluoride hurts the environment but she did ...
lylyan: :::knocking on wood::: Just put an offer in on this home tonight!!!
Brenda (lylyan)
toothpaste green and what-are-you-thinking yellow, these are pictures of the condo in Rogers Park I put...
baket_ba: W O M F ...
GirL frOm MarS (baket_ba)
galing mangatwiran, kaka-loka! Walang kapaguran kaka-ikot-ikot. Hindi na raw barag ngipin nya ngayon kc pinapapak toothpaste nyang picachu, ahahaha!!. Minsan good boi......
kajah: musing
.art school girlfriend. (kajah)
toothpaste tube says "Squeeze from the bottom for best results." As if squeezing from the b...
vanhutman: Things I've Lost
vanhutman (vanhutman)
toothpaste with toothbrush Underwater LED flashlight Montbell wide brimmed Hat Blanket from the Air New Zealand Things I've Found: Montbell wide brimmed Hat......
norock
King Peanut (norock)
Toothpaste For Dinner reminds me of Nate aka . I'll post it here so that if...
hammock20: in my pouch and some other things
Troy (hammock20)
fall under "kikay" but I have my fair share of necessities including: * toothbrush (somehow, walang toothpaste sa pouch ko now) * hairgel * comb * Bench apricot cleansing cloth * umbrella (yey, an umbrella ...
crispy_27
Crispy (crispy_27)
Toothpaste aside, I'm sure many of my long time readers, (all three of you) will remember...
hepcrat: Uh... if you wear that stuff, it smells terrific on you, promise.
la sirène (hepcrat)
toothpaste, because that's the only kind my throat can tolerate and not turn into that wine...
cmsumit: Saturday evening and Sunday.
cmsumit (cmsumit)
saturday night. Sunday morning was noon. Spent the day being lazy and buying books and a toothpaste. Evening went in andheri buying some mundane stuff at shopper's stop. Started reading Siddhartha(Hess) and finished ...
petedarkfox: grrrr...
Pete_DarkFox (petedarkfox)
toothpaste in the house. god damn it!.. lucky i had a small tube i kept from...
everystarfalls
ladylove (everystarfalls)
toothpaste really does work at night on minimizing pimples. ps. where have all the cowboys gone?......
m_lauginiger
melody (m_lauginiger)
a few times up in Laconia. 2- Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap shampoo. 3- Tom's of Maine toothpaste. It's been way too long without it. (The brand, not toothpaste.) 4- 10g hors...
keabrun: BW3'S, CONVERSATIONS
Kaala (keabrun)
hah. Jackie: Ancient Romans at one time used human urine as an ingredient in their toothpaste. ....GEEWWW Me: OH SICK Me: I'd just... not brush Jackie: me too! Me: (picture of Mr.T) Mr.T says ...
midnightfury: Spam of Boredom
Midnight Fury (midnightfury)
building except home and shops: None Posters in your room: None Bought stuff: Hygiene supplies - toothpaste, deodorant, ect. Seen movie in cinema: Team America - World Police (yes, it's been a whi...
anendlessneed
Jonathan J. (anendlessneed)
Toothpaste Enthusiast piss in the street while Mr.RAPchuck masturbated to it.......
_jonjuan_
blasted little cell phone (_jonjuan_)
I noticed my first white hair. It was on my beard. I thought I'd spilled toothpaste, but I plucked it out and it was white. Looked like a coconut shaving ...
metalclarinet: A funny dream
metalclarinet (metalclarinet)
was reading an article. It said that in the United States, 70 percent of toothpaste is mint flavored -- peppermint, spearmint or wintergreen. In Europe, over half of ...
softie
softie (softie)
toothpaste for too long, and right now I have a couple of screaming toothaches! I've taken...
crazzyllama
brittany (crazzyllama)
up and waste a day chase away a day at a time and waste away clean-faced today clean taste of yay toothpaste makes my orange juice sour waste an hour or so my shower is slow the flowers that grow outside of my window are ...
vegas_drive
this song is ___________ (vegas_drive)
advice. I get my tooth and jaw broken on Tuesday... even more fun.\ Omaha was cool, toothpaste is burning my pores. I have minor physical aliments that will soon become more. Goodnight ...
elzplz___: cat power, nada surf, smoosh, telepopmusik
every month the same routine. (elzplz___)
toothpaste Format: .mp3 Download......
brandys_dreams: Pearly whites
Brandy (brandys_dreams)
toothpaste. I used it, and it made my teeth really white.......
st3ph_is_cute: JOKE TIME
|[ Stephanie ]| (st3ph_is_cute)
supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 sing...
socialtool19: and so it continues...
socialtool19 (socialtool19)
toothpaste, a bottle of Pepsi, a bag of tortilla chips, and a frozen pizza. The cute...
analise_emue
analise_emue (analise_emue)
toothpaste, and banana split flavored flouride treatments. That is enough to make anyone cool in my...
kathyy_leen_ox: A.T.M
kathyy_leen_ox (kathyy_leen_ox)
Personals; Time: 10:00pm Date: August 17, 2005. Clothing: DC shirt, FIXX pants and my Billabong sweater. Mood: ....Don't know Taste: Toothpaste Hair: Down Annoyance: Everything's boring. Craving: Root beer float<3 Talking to: Myself and Blake.. Thinking: about Blake<3333** Wishing: Nothing Smell: Nothing Should ...
gwingangel
bb (gwingangel)
bras and panties ---Gaara nightshirt, spongebob boxers, tanktop, long pants, night socks ---lotion, body spray ---suspenders, belts ---comb ---deodorant ---toothbrush, toothpaste ---hair ties ---sweatshirt ---green and black converse, flipflops ---pillow ---cellphone charger --ipod charger -Carryon ---Wallet ---keys ---cellphone -ipod ---sunglasses ---nintendo DS ---camera, batteries ---sketchbook, jack skellington tin case = ...
eviltera: The boy Marge, bring me the boy.
Evil Princess Tera (eviltera)
Mom came over andI gave her the pack of smokes. She gave me uber whitening toothpaste and some lollipops. oooh, that's the door, the boy is here to get his stuff.......
spooky_page: Stuff.
Spooky the Bando (spooky_page)
long-sleeved t-shirts because I'm a fucking dork. I also need toilet paper, shaving cream and toothpaste. And maybe underwear because one can NEVER have enough underwear. But that's what tomorrow's ...
marklevoyageur: Just a thought
Mark (marklevoyageur)
toothpaste dispenser by now. The squeeze tube, a failure and the new plastic turn upside down...
xo_redbaby_ox
xo_redbaby_ox (xo_redbaby_ox)
they alyssa and i boxed.. i won..!! lol. they wanted to get me and "toothpaste" together so he was there too. well that didn't work and i really ...
captainjanedoe
captainjanedoe (captainjanedoe)
toothpaste? I'm using hotel toothpaste, and it's making my teeth suck.......
theviolagirl: Chocloate Flavoured....
theviolagirl (theviolagirl)
Toothpaste... is so damn good. *brushes teeth* Last friday I finally bought what i've always wanted......
sirifalk: Cauterwauling and Screeching.
sirifalk (sirifalk)
I had nothing to weawr, came up with something, and didn't realize it had toothpaste all over it til I was in the car and on my way. :-) I...
apachetears: longest survey ever
x apachetears x (apachetears)
much do you think about the opposite sex? not a whole lot. 10. What's your favourite toothpaste? that vanilla......
nightkat: good remedy ideas
NightKat (nightkat)
without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhale...
texastiva: Blah
texastiva (texastiva)
see each other to much, just the little reminders someone else has been there...no more milk...toothpaste in the sink. My chocolate mysteriously vanishing. I took a b-day trip to Austin that ...
tiffania127: 'bout time
tiffania127 (tiffania127)
and kyle were up front running things and i was working on dental floss and toothpaste and other wonderful mouth thingys...lol i got my new name tag....yay and i already ...
kitsuri_shukun: I know I'm not your favorite record.
kitsuri_shukun (kitsuri_shukun)
none (need I tell you people of who brushes their teeth and who hasn't had toothpaste in his mouth for months?) Failing my Driving test again on Thursday. Not getting ...
xojoellaxo: Dream: Betty and Garry's
Joella (xojoellaxo)
lil bag with my pen thats a radio, a cd player, cd case, toothbrush and toothpaste. We were only gonna visit for awhile, idk why I was taking all that. ...
bandgeek426: Colours
MyH3artIsTheWorstKindOfWeapon (bandgeek426)
Tan" -your blanket? Pink -your razor? Blue -your carpet/floor? Pink/Rose -your pubic hair? I refuse to answer this. -your toothpaste? White -your high school mascot? Hmm... What colours are Indians? -your bf/gf/crush's eyes? I have no bf/crush...
bluestocking: Relief Efforts
I always thought sophistication would pay more. (bluestocking)
off after work tomorrow. Items needed include: * shampoo & conditioner * soap * toothbrushes & toothpaste * towels * (probably: a shower basket to carry it all in, and maybe shower shoes, a......
gandryyne: Sending Help
Gandryyne's Waves (gandryyne)
bottled water or gallon jugs Canned food Baby food Diapers Personal Hygiene Products (soap, shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste/tooth brush, sanitary wipes) Clothing of any kind for any age While money is great, a $20. bill...
danceangel52188: Please Help..
danceangel52188 (danceangel52188)
up beds) for people to sleep on, but we also need any clothes, bathroom items (toothpaste, toothbrushes, soap..etc..) Dipers, water, baby clothes, socks, shoes, shirts..the list goes on.. If ya'll ...
happyfunholli: Ya' don't have to live like a refugee....
happyfunholli (happyfunholli)
toothpaste, shoes, hairbobs, whatever let me know. I work with some people who have this stuff...
ananasstuecke: i just saw the best commercial of my life
ananasstuecke (ananasstuecke)
raisin-shaped malevolent germs with large claws hacking at teeth). that's why SIGNAL 2 is the ONLY toothpaste recommended by the Saudi Dental Society!......
melvin_liu: Happy Sunday
melvin_liu (melvin_liu)
Art Friend @ TAKA. I had Vodka Cranberry packaged in a tube (like a giant toothpaste tube). Then I got sleepy.. (so lousy rite!) Anyways we took turns to wake ...
ximaginaryboyx
jackie (ximaginaryboyx)
made a huge mistake, even when you took a freaking crap and what kind of toothpaste you use. People who follow the lives of celebs and the gossip have......
jennifairy11
Jenn (jennifairy11)
toothpaste (cinnamon, not mint) - shampoo - conditioner (to take to college) - soap (to take to college) - tomato...
halomouse: these things are true
Liene From the Internet (halomouse)
flew by; I got home just after ten. And I just popped down $30 on super-secret Toothpaste for Dinner merch. I am incredibly excited. (Hey, I got paid two hours ago ...
cold_dark_death: Weee Quizzies
Stalker (cold_dark_death)
THE CHOCOLATE! Favorite Time of Day: sunset 9 Currents... Current Mood: slightly aggrivated but okay otherwise Current Taste: toothpaste Current Clothes: underwewar (of course) camo pants, dragon shirt and a towel around my hair (i...
trailee: "We are ranking the great shipwrecks"
trailee (trailee)
toothpaste and vitamin C. On your feet sir And out the door. Time travel,underwater, that is, my boxes on our...
ohethereal
½ (ohethereal)
I leave you fifty minutes late. I leave my towels by your tub. I take your bathroom modern art, your toothpaste, soap and scent, I carefully drown to some extent. I leave my footprints by your stairs. I take ...
unicornflower: bit of all right
unicorn flower (unicornflower)
bonners soap, contact lens solution, contacts, glasses, some nice oatmeal hippie soap, tom's of maine toothpaste, toothbrush, head+shoulders shampoop+conditioner, shaving gel, mach3 razors, comb, cute pics of ali for the ...
i_introduce_me: The last three days...
Mimsy (i_introduce_me)
got dressed (and I matched, surprisingly), went and brushed my teeth and spit out the toothpaste in the toilet bowl. Don't......
shelleychan: uhm
shelleychan (shelleychan)
over? it has to be over. under bugs me... 2. Which way do you squeeze the toothpaste? bottom cause...well see, theres this whole....then you have to finish at the bottom...so you ...
rob0t
(rob0t)
hallways at work because only grandmas & ppl with OCD carry a toothbrush & toothpaste with them all the time. But when I got to the bathroom, there was ...
food_on_a_stick: oh the wonders
Oca (food_on_a_stick)
for our bathrooms the girls wrote: Dont leave hair in the shower If you spill make up/ toothpaste on the counter wipe it up turn off the shower faucets all the way The boys wrot...
silver_sesshy: LIVE JOURNAL REVIVED!!!
silver_sesshy (silver_sesshy)
me was so freaking rough on me!! It HURTED when she tried to put the toothpaste on!!! and I swear...she kept on taking the pointy thingy and sticking it in ...
bonnerroo
Bonnie (bonnerroo)
toothpaste back in the tube! =/......
kindadontcare: hmmm....i dont know why im here....
kindadontcare (kindadontcare)
and other stuff that is bascally going down faster than shane hoover. let it begin my toothpaste cap broke today and im pretty freakin pissed..........
rockstarbaby624: Dammit, now I'm "it"
Kai... Ms. Rogers if you're nasty. (rockstarbaby624)
stix, sno cone syrup, whatever) 5. Well written lyrics 6. Making people laugh 7. Crest Multi-care whitening toothpaste 8. Road trips (8 hours or less ONLY!) 9. Really good or awesomely bad movies 10. The Sims I...
erin_hotshit
Erin (erin_hotshit)
had plans that night. And someone in the suite keeps squenching up my tube of toothpaste.......
sabacultcha: i didn't touch your ice cube
j'eaudie (sabacultcha)
crawled under the street to escape the harsh light i found trash from the 50's - toothpaste dispensers, roller skates, and barrettes lately this refuse has been used as shelters and playgrounds ...
schizophoenix: book of the day
joel (schizophoenix)
DEFUNCT: Product Failure Wherein the innate pathos of failed products, from toaster eggs to chewable toothpaste to Angel Baby dolls, is dissected, as is the oxymoron "corporate thinking." 2 WERE THE MOUN...
elvishthistle: found and filled
elvishthistle (elvishthistle)
friday Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: strawberry shortcake Favorite Time of Day: 7pm 9 Currents... Current Mood: tired Current Taste: toothpaste Current Clothes: pajamas-lemon pants and a scratch and sniff anime shirt...mmm grapey Current Desktop: Dominic Monaghan c...
ladymoonlignt: work.. work.. work...
At a Loss for Words (ladymoonlignt)
hours? On the other hand I get rather annoyed when guests come up asking for toothpaste, a tooth brush, or even, antacids. We're a hotel not a drug store people. Haven't ...
lovingcup22: Things are looking up :)
lovingcup22 (lovingcup22)
and I went to the Student Union with some of the lads from downstairs. James "Toothpaste" (don't ask), James Dexter, Steve, Rob,and Tom. Disclaimer: the student union here has 6 ...
tandymcdilla: ...i dont get it.
tandymcdilla (tandymcdilla)
was fun!......
toiveajattelu: And there are so many silences to be broken.
däk (toiveajattelu)
and I just drove to CVS so he could pick up his favorite kind of toothpaste, at 11 p.m. I wanted to get excited about things like Freud and Gnosticism, ...
backtoyou
cigarettes and chocolate milk (backtoyou)
and trips to the library for cds and to strawberry fields for humus and organic toothpaste.) so yes. i am......
carlatizalitos: i stole this from gina bean...i always steal them from her: )
carla elizabeth (carlatizalitos)
..full. I just ate a whole lot - Current Music: as cities burn - Current Taste: toothpaste - Current Make-up: none - Current Hair: soaking wet in a bun (I just ...
u_rawk: the countless ways you thought to die
x restless little one x (u_rawk)
toothpaste has been around since 1853, right? and just recently they've decided to jump off the...
jcfunk: before the sunrise
jcfunk (jcfunk)
this semester will be a new opportunity and challenge for me.  bought some all-natural toothpaste last night, that was fun.  and 'no' dan, it wasn't that aweful PENU stuff or...
djclae
djclae (djclae)
Toothpaste flavored chocolate ice cream.......
tarush: hello Murphy please leave me alone
TARUSH (tarush)
to go to work. And I didn't know what to put on it, so I thought....toothpaste :p Then......
baby_imbadnewss
baby_imbadnewss (baby_imbadnewss)
made me feel right at home. we watched grease with her sister. and then we saw toothpaste that was supposed to be bear shit. if anyone wants me to explain the meaning...
queenhygiene87: HE ISSSS, SET TOOOO, SELF DESTRUCT
Neely Ohara (queenhygiene87)
all work and no hookers :( the most exciting thing i did this week was buy toothpaste yesterday, except i totally got the best toothpaste deal ever. i could have bought ...
mark_o_mark
mark_o_mark (mark_o_mark)
What's under your bed: nothing 11* What time did you wake up today: 8:00 12* Current taste: toothpaste 13* Current hair:dry 15* Current annoyance: my computer at my......
tokiyu: Life is tough =(
tokiyu (tokiyu)
o much! KRIS IF YOU'RE READING,I LOVE YOU YA HEAR?! Or..SEE?! You promised me a toothpaste souvenir,I better get it! Damn right.It HAS to be blue too =D For the ...
dolce1024: Broadcasting Live From The Living Room
Dolce (dolce1024)
till Monday. I guess that'll be my mini-celebration. Or sumthin'. PS: If you haven't seen today's Toothpaste for Dinner comic, you must see it NOW. Linky......
mainform: Go entertain yourselves elsewhere!
mainform (mainform)
of them if you're going to read my journal and then take offense at it! Something Awful Toothpaste for Dinner Purple Pussy FARK.com Slashdot White Ninja Comics www.ishkur.com Samurai.fm Jaded Raver That's more than enough to keep you satisfied! Either ...
booflay03
Lauren (booflay03)
them for the first time in a few days... but i dont brush only because my toothpaste gives me canker sores...not cause im lazy... hhhmmm... so the new edition to my house, MIA, ...
blessedvision
blessedvision (blessedvision)
me anymore after marriage, being raped (equal amount) Two Everyday Essentials: 1. Lotion 2. Tooth brush and toothpaste Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. Khaki pants 2. Suede jacket Two Favorite Bands or Musical ...
ozzy_ferry
George (ozzy_ferry)
it struck me- somewhere, if you're curious, between deciding that opening a new tube of toothpaste really shouldn't be the high-point of your day, and observing that 'The Park & ...
vasplash23: how I use technology
vasplash23 (vasplash23)
at least 95 percent a day. The same technology I use everyday is the shower,sink,lights,tootbrush,toothpaste etc. Without technology I live would be very boring and hard to do. Living without...
potatopancakes: Please come stand under my Mistletoe!!!
potatopancakes (potatopancakes)
good housewife that I am, I only bought the necessities, roast, butter, bread, crackers, toothpaste, etc. But then, we went to Home Sense, and I bought a beautiful tree...
nfgstar7: I can relate to this...
nfgstar7 (nfgstar7)
Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has ...
fleacircus: weekend update
Felicia (fleacircus)
are many more like it to come... quotes of the moment: *christine: should i put soap or toothpaste on it? me: toothpaste! *ryan: where is the soda? me: behind the orange juice! ryan: but where is ...
onebadash: Crest Lemon Ice
onebadash (onebadash)
toothpaste I've ever tasted. I'm brushing after EVERY meal now just to enjoy it! Try it... it's like brushing your teeth with lemonade! ^^......
dirknocturne: Why am I awake at 3:30am?
dirknocturne (dirknocturne)
my breath still there even after I brushed my teeth with my special lemon ice toothpaste (; ;)? I just don't know. The internet was down when I woke up, of ...
_peterpanda
Pete (_peterpanda)
with Bert and Danny at Wal-mart =] Danny is very squishy Oh, and me and bert ate toothpaste the other day. It turned my mouth blue. 0_o......
xericsnipe
Trent (xericsnipe)
its electric, neer had one before. Im pretty excited about that. I also got new toothpaste, some whitening shit that you put on your teeth......
katt191: Unusual uses for common products
Katherine (katt191)
the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns? Before you head to the drugstore for a high-price...
duckieboy
duckieboy (duckieboy)
toothpaste and O.J. don not mix....I repeat, don not mix. (ick) off to work!......
dmascellani: Mrs. Smith's Shopping List
David M (dmascellani)
oil, peaches, pears, pepper spray, platter, quinces, revenge (cold), radicchio sugar, spice, sleeping pills, sour cream, stain remover, tomatoes, toothpaste, tinsel paper. u- bet they’ll suffer. vanishing cream, vanishing spell, vodka,......
next_glitterati
next_glitterati (next_glitterati)
stuff.. my flat screen tv down to the hangers my clothes were on. And my toothpaste. Im not sad. And Im beyond angry. If she thinks Ill be crying over ...
vauny: Stolen Meme
vauny (vauny)
kinda tanned -your blanket? Pink -your razor? no idea... its green and blue. -your carpet/floor? Ugly carpet -your toothpaste? colgate -your bf/gf/crush's eyes? Silver blue. -your journal's background? white + pink -the sky? pretty -your mother's hair? ...
paxchewy: winter term
paxchewy (paxchewy)
will be the easiest, least-scientific science class out there. Anyway, who's not addicted to Toothpaste for Dinner yet? Answer: lame hipsters. http://toothpastefordinner.com/113005/dinosaurs.gif I know this cartoon is what I would ...
xdanveganx: today was a positive day
xdanveganx (xdanveganx)
make one. we went shopping and got heaps of mean food, I got some herbal fresh toothpaste and some vegan soap. I spent too much time on the computer today. I was ...
karrington: on a new semester
KK (karrington)
a newly saved game on my super nintendo that i don't remember playing and toothpaste in my contact case. Wow, the things you do while drunk when you ...
bball_chick23: Questions for project......
bball_chick23 (bball_chick23)
before school? Before school Rennie had to clean the sink so Robbie put a bunch of toothpaste in the sink. Chapter 2 - What did Rennie's father give to Julies father ...
nats_
Nat (nats_)
g at construction sites 2. the closet, the bathroom 3. the dark Three of Your Everyday Essentials: 1. toothbrush 2. toothpaste 3. sweet potato Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. jacke 2. penguin pants 3. tank (top) Three of ...
honeybunk
honeybunk (honeybunk)
went to work and then brushed the dog and brushed her teeth with a beef-flavoured toothpaste. I want beef-flavoured toothpaste.......
topaztook: iPregnancy Update: It’s on the Tip of My Tongue...
topaztook (topaztook)
decreased but still, with the presence of one, are causing enough tongue tenderness that toothpaste, and the mouthwashes I am supposed to be using for gingivitis, and the oranges I...
bend_break: Five weird habits of mine
Lollo (bend_break)
list their names.Five Weird Habits of Mine:1. When I brush my teeth I always get toothpaste everywhere. Usually I realise that I’m all white on my hands,......
skankin_mia: Got taaag'd
Mia-Maria (skankin_mia)
often, becuase I have this rediculous fear of nasty teeth/breath...I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse 2. when driving through a stale green! I open and close my...
i_heart_glitter: Toothpaste for Desert *giggles*
i_heart_glitter (i_heart_glitter)
peppermint ice cream.. and well.. it didn't turn out so well. BLEH! It tasted like toothpaste... It called for peppermint extract, and I had peppermint oil. Well I didn't think ...
thecookietheory
thecookietheory (thecookietheory)
toothpaste) in your mouth.......
23roses: fun stuff
Laurenza (23roses)
till 7 (nevermind the work call 3-6...)!! Coffee (except it doesn't go that well with toothpaste...)!! "New" peach Grandmom sweater!! Yay!! K I'm done... off to the Theory test.......
jmcphers: dilbert dilbert
Jonathan (jmcphers)
toothpaste for dinner.......
satanshairlip
sticky fingaz (satanshairlip)
is smells like other people and truckloads of clothes ill never wear. ive got three tubes of toothpaste and ugly teeth, crest strips unopened. ive got a boyfriend with half his heart padlocked, and a ...
denimblues: Half asleep
DB (denimblues)
of the things I have done was; Used my soap dispenser on my toothbrush, instead of toothpaste. Poured orange juice over my cereal. Used my liquid bath soap as shampoo. Put the contacts in ...
mikedub22: relevant.
Mikey (mikedub22)
norcal slang, equivalent to "cool" or "socially acceptable") new camera. and thank god for toothpaste for dinner. i don't know what i'd do without it. this is today's. a little...
timspleen: Don't ask me how...
Tim (timspleen)
toothpaste in my eye last night.......
alwaysandtoday: hot chocolate time!
DANA (alwaysandtoday)
a visit to Chinatown. My Nanny called me this evening and asked me if I needed toothpaste. Haha she's a cutie.......
americasreject: go on and fool me.
that's what I said.♥ (americasreject)
II. But that's because Davis is the Anti-Christ and Shook would strangle me if I spent five dollars on toothpaste. [which I do. It's orange.] Creative Writing is alright, although that Ben O'Hara kid thinks I'm a retard. Yeah, ...
bml815
bml815 (bml815)
toothpaste -  i bought the parasise fresh or whatever...it's FANTASTIC.  you all know how anal i...
purplemoonshoes: Ack! It's late
purplemoonshoes (purplemoonshoes)
election     - I am addicted to lip balm     - I use Tom's of Maine toothpaste 3. I tag ,  , , , and .  Now you have...
sentencesborne: the extreme lazy
sentencesborne (sentencesborne)
toothpaste. there are the textbooks on the desk that need opening. there are the...
allforknot: Hooray comics
allforknot (allforknot)
toothpaste for dinner ( www.toothpastefordinner.com )......
tracerin704
tracerin704 (tracerin704)
do with your children & husband when you go home & calculate the percentage of toothpaste left in relation to the number of times you brush your......
idiomagic: Living La Vida Loca
idiomagic (idiomagic)
my paypal account, so here they are. Paypal=gwyndynalexander@yahoo.com My address is Gwyndyn Alexander 2431 Dauphine St. NOLA 70117 Things I need: towels soap shampoo toothpaste (whitening, by preference) toothbrush deoderant thermometer socks undies (size med) comfy shoes (size 6) umbrella candles (tri-weekly power outages) pillow cases kitchen towels potholders bathmat cleaning products dish ...
inunitywefall
Xak (inunitywefall)
just don't feel good about myself. Self esteem is for the dudes who get picked for toothpaste adds.......
sheaj34: Alphabet
sheaj34 (sheaj34)
on a Monday morning! D - Dad's name: Leslie Alfred Smith E - Essential everyday item: Toothpaste & Coffee F - Flavour ice cream: Apple pie flavour G - Gold or silver: Gold an...
sekiria_chan101: Alot of updating...
sekiria_chan101 (sekiria_chan101)
Strawberrries n Creme Creme Savers ( hard candy ), some Altoids gum, uhhh... a toothbrush, toothpaste, and some floss ( my mom's IDEA! ), FF7: Advent Children burned, FFXI soundtracks, ...
unwrongfulfl756: Boise Center For Cosmetic Dentistry, New York Prof
unwrongfulfl756 (unwrongfulfl756)
r Cosmetic Dentistry......
ietapifactorial: damn nose
ietapifactorial (ietapifactorial)
air. *bleeds on you* Anyway, another day another adventure. Today I forgot my toothpaste at Jessica's and, like it say, my nose has been bleeding on and off since...
crimsonvalo: sooo yayayay
Sarah (crimsonvalo)
s'd out and i have anything you could ever need [from toilet paper to tampons to toothpaste to mouthwash to a first aid kit to towels & all makeup] so thats pretty ...
jadedgreen: Fun Facts
Sarah (jadedgreen)
getting a kitten in two weeks. 6. I came home today and my room smelled like toothpaste.......
lunap: I Only Have Two Hands and the Other One is Holding a Cigarette
Near Beard (lunap)
toothpaste on your toothbrush the night before so your morning routine goes quicker does NOT in...
tullia2: My own private Idaho
tullia2 (tullia2)
Toothpaste used to brush my teeth - $0.01. Replacing my kittens scratching post (duvet cover) - $50.00. Book...
poyzunivy: ¡¡¡ The Cleveland Adventure !!!
Poyzun Ivy (poyzunivy)
I managed the directions (after we got into the car) and silly things, like bringing toothpaste and extra tights. Amy was her wonderfully charismatic self, and Dave was the......
babybantam
emma (babybantam)
toothpaste I didn't yelp, or scream, or shout "I like that" to a women walking below my...
bowlochitlins: This light that burns will keep on fading
sarah g (bowlochitlins)
uy gave me $2.50 for bieng nice, and another couple gave me $5 for taking toothpaste to them .01 seconds after they asked. She said I was I was very ...
arsenicjade: night fifteen
Arsenic Jade (arsenicjade)
and not having to think about what they look like, or where they squeeze the toothpaste tube, or whatever. I love that crushes online have the......
sugar_n_spite: Random tidbits
RosyCheekedRook (sugar_n_spite)
coffee with? Paul Rudd Q10) What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? Brad Pitt Q11) What kind of toothpaste do you......
jeanine_o
Jeanine (jeanine_o)
toothpaste shit and the florene they put in your mouth always makes me wanna upchuck. I...
roperfrenzy: practice makes perfect?
roperfrenzy (roperfrenzy)
ractice = craziness frustration - sense patience wearing thin.... and AJ needs some tathepoost (toothpaste) Ginny wants to crawl into a hole and cry. Thanx for listening... Hope worship band is ...
sxylilqt: Booored!
..But you have NO idea. (sxylilqt)
French Canadian 2. German Two Things That Scare You 1. Boys 2. Heights Two of Your Everyday Essentials 1. Toothbrush 2. Toothpaste Two things that you are wearing right now 1. T-shirt 2. Comfy pants Two of Your Favorite Bands or...
jordanb: ten things i've been doing lately
Jordan B. (jordanb)
to make up for six months of half-hearted dental care by attacking my teeth with floss, toothpaste, and mouthwash. 2. trying to use up a jar of mayonnaise Have you ever done this? ...
nonequilibre (in asile_de_fous): ;failure.
s o d a (nonequilibre)
necklace, necklace, box, mirror; perfume, lipstick, lipstick, lipstick, lipstick, powder, makeup, tweezers, toothbrush, toothbrush, toothpaste, cup, mouthwash, brush, seashell; three days later he dropped his glass. scatterscatterscatter. she told him to pick it...
shinaraz: Bug bites are gross
The Duchess of Salty Waters (shinaraz)
Toothpaste For Dinner comics lately. Enjoy the commentary I put with them (or don't enjoy...
lolarennt: *slirp*
Hez (lolarennt)
toothpaste = NASTY BEER after toothpaste = FUCKING AWESOME** **might only be true for miller lite......
smilexlines
steph (smilexlines)
nasdaq. we've all got sunburns :| the sunburns pretty cool, lol, except when YOU GET TOOTHPASTE SPLATTED ALL OVER IT. fucking brittney, lmao she better watch her back. my face ...
backlikeawave
the girl (backlikeawave)
that smelled like peanut butter and came out of a tube that looked like a toothpaste bottle. Nevertheless, he died this morning. There are pictures behind the cut. RIP Leumas, 2/14/01-2/20/06 ......
toxicwishes: can I talk to you? for a second?
.it already is. (toxicwishes)
and we ate like monsters.Everything was so funny. I miss her.and she probably misses her toothpaste..because I accidently stole it.Wednesday when I got back to Ravena I picked up my ...
artaficionado: Dirty Hippie Party
artaficionado (artaficionado)
who vandalized our bathroom by writing "wear deoderant you fucking bums" on the mirror in toothpaste. I agree with the deoderant reminders for the roomies. Also they danced to Alanis ...
kylegoestoghana: 10 Days Until Ghana!!
kylegoestoghana (kylegoestoghana)
supplies to bring to the schools there and we are still getting more toys and toothpaste and toothbrushes. We are getting ready for this trip and have lots of ...
catemar: Another cousin...
catemar (catemar)
privacy." I ignored her and went in to find Kristin standing on the toilet squirting toothpaste everywhere and picked her up & cleaned her off. The only words I have for ...
xque_pasax
samsamsamsamsam? (xque_pasax)
toothpaste i'm so productive! !_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!!_!_ ..mm' yesterday sucked i dont like chris dutra at all......
ohnonotjilli: just to hold onto
Jillian Rosana (ohnonotjilli)
person for me is the kind of person who can have a serious conversation about toothpaste.. with me. jinjrocks04 (10:18:29 PM): haha. i looove toothpaste jinjrocks04 (10:18:45 PM): do you like tubes ...
howlsthunder: It's the little things
Howlsthunder (howlsthunder)
that my sister and I can completely understand eachother when we speak with mouthfuls of toothpaste/food/whatever that otherwise makes us unintelligible......
interrupting64: Toothpaste, Dermatologist Who Remove Blackheads, N
interrupting64 (interrupting64)
Toothpaste......
princezzj: the life and times of the monodextrous gypsy-PJ
Jasmine (princezzj)
watc me try to do all those fun two handed activities like getting dressed, squeezing toothpaste, opening anything, putting contacts in, with my left hand only. And I thought ...
wonderoutloud
The Best Despot In Town (wonderoutloud)
I think I will start doing more of them, since they remind me kinda of Toothpaste for Dinner. This was the first one I did: Then came the apple one!! Then came ...
stephamanie: I give!
stephamanie (stephamanie)
toothpaste in the sink 2. when people don't flush the toilet 3. i'm trying to sleep and...
evillilkitten: On Small Bathrooms, Bowl Scrubbers
Kitten (evillilkitten)
That said, our supplies for the bathroom are stored elsewhere in the apartment. The toothpaste, for example, rests on the kitchen counter. The toilet paper on the floor ...
machinoclast93: Reston Tooth Whitening focused info - get more fro
machinoclast93 (machinoclast93)
Kit Developed by dentists for fast whitening action and . More info on Teeth Whitening Toothpaste......
chrome_levan: Poor Fallen Angels. Maybe I should play you a tune.
chrome_levan (chrome_levan)
for any problem" list: 1 roll of Extra Strength Duct Tape, metallic gray color. 1 tube of toothpaste. 1 tool kit, complete with boxcutter, screwdriver set, and a hammer. 1 Extra pair of underpants, ...
bigvalleytim: Time to duroped.
bigvalleytim (bigvalleytim)
toothpaste. Used by monkeys. Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey stewardesses lollipop.......
overdosagesh306: Keloids
overdosagesh306 (overdosagesh306)
On The Spot Acne Treatments WARTS How Roactiv Was Generated Nose Review Skin Care Products Toothpaste Httpfindacnetreatmentscomacneis_it_possible_to_get_acne_in_the_vaginal_areahtml Pro Active Acne Treatments Boils Acne Now Cured Home    Top News Headlines    Acne Now Cured Resources    Partner With&n. More info on Keloids......
deathtohamzis: Random Thing
Christine (deathtohamzis)
F MUSIC: Anything...especially Jazz, Rock, and Soundtracks, but really everything. DREAM CAR: My feet....who needs cars? TOOTHPASTE: Crest...the blueish white kind FAVORITE FOOD: Chinese DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Pretty well FAVORITE ...
myairguitar
myairguitar (myairguitar)
was going to be lame because Ryan Renolds is lame but it was hilarious. The toothpaste scene was the funniest thing ever. Plus, Chris Marquette is in it. &He's really ...
0mandiegirl0: Eureka!
0mandiegirl0 (0mandiegirl0)
somewhat stale Safeway donut this morning after brushing my teeth. Figure the immediate effects of toothpaste......
chuvaness: bad big brother!!
chuvaness (chuvaness)
the things he has done to them this season were: 1) deprive them of bed, toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant 2) clean cow shit with bare hands 3) made one housemate stand on a ...
carmillavoiez: Teeth woes
Carmilla (carmillavoiez)
we've only just found out. Now we need to swap her onto an adult strength toothpaste of 1000ppm flouride but we can't find one mild in flavour enough so that ...
mabking
King Mab (mabking)
Maine. It's really not much of an event, given that they already have plenty of toothpaste that isn't exceptional. But it jumps from the newspaper front at 6:30 AM and ...
xaznr4g3x
james (xaznr4g3x)
toothpaste is awesome aquafresh exreme clean my whole mouth is energized with an icy cool, sparkling feeling, just like the back of the tube said it would be!......
peegey8: Femmes avec les yeux qui miroitent...
peegey8 (peegey8)
love that place. Everything in there is organic. From the fruits and spices, to the toothpaste and make-up. I bought this block of Parmesean cheese. I don't know why. I'm ...
alexinhelsinki
alexinhelsinki (alexinhelsinki)
toothpaste. hair clips. makeup. and i still have DYKE??? hair. ......
splendy: quiz
Chantelle (splendy)
Chan 3 Things That Scare You: 1. spiders 2. heights 3. death 3 of Your Everyday Essentials: 1. concealer 2. shampoo-conditioner 3. toothbrush/toothpaste 3 Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. Conestoga track pants 2. white tank top 3. knee-high black socks 3...
moonchild23: Break Update
moonchild23 (moonchild23)
had Taco Del Mar and it was very delicious. If my mouth weren't awash with toothpaste right now I could probably still taste the burrito. I feel like this break ...
djfox
BIZARRO (djfox)
TOOTHPASTE ALONG MY DICK AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH......
sixteen_letters: Inward journey? That sounds kind of gay.
Vestibulocochlear (sixteen_letters)
like vomit? Yeah. I just found out today. It's kind of like the whole Orange Juice+Toothpaste thing, but so much worse. I'd rather have that one, in comparison. Took a ...
xenia
Xenia (xenia)
on their heads up there - so it's a good trade off. I bought some toothpaste the other day. I've been playing the Sims a lot and I think it ...
rebeccalaneee
rebeccalaneee (rebeccalaneee)
business, S-S, hand kisses, cheek kisses, factories, winchester, red, lord of the rings, oakley hall, toothpaste, waffles, cargo shorts, awkward piggyback rides, pop culture, bloc party///////......
lavaca: How I'm going to spend my summer "vacation"
Sean (lavaca)
is doing such a good job ruining the ones I already have Stock up on deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, etc, so I don't inadvertantly turn into a hippie Drink "The Czar" See some movies ...
apartmentc: Not Faultless
apartmentc (apartmentc)
me completely faultless - that the worst thing I've ever done was squeeze the toothpaste from the center rather than the bottom of the tube - but I'm pretty...
notunlikebirds
not unlike birds (notunlikebirds)
Toothpaste taste. Bed, soon. Fruitless search.......
dungeonmaster99: ... Why do I still have this?
dungeonmaster99 (dungeonmaster99)
was bored. I am working on java stuff. It really sucks. I've realized that my toothpaste is useless. I miss my old stuff. I know it sounds like I am complaining ...
ataraxia_seny
Chris Jones (ataraxia_seny)
only curosry reference to actual reality, past present or in potencia. Currently with a mouthful of toothpaste slush (good luck to Yorkshire water separating it all out) and half-dressed from yesterday. ...
shesbornwithit: i stole this from aliza
The Devine (shesbornwithit)
toothpaste Current hair: up in messy bun Current clothes: sweats and sports bra Current annoyance: shady people Current smell: fahrenheit...
bjf1010: a meme
bjf1010 (bjf1010)
toothpaste I WISH: for contentment in and with my life I HATE: being poor I MISS: all the people...
343guiltyspark: I AM AWESOME
343guiltyspark (343guiltyspark)
ready for work and he just says, "Lois Lane", but he says it with the toothpaste in his mouth and so it just comes out all jumbled and stupid. FUCKIN' ...
hgrdawg: survey
hgrdawg (hgrdawg)
have any hatred for anything bottled up? probably 3. What is your favorite brand of toothpaste? Crest 4. Do you have a help site on xanga? i don't even have a xanga. 5....
arlington_schro: Consumer Reports Tests Find Whitening Claims for T
arlington_schro (arlington_schro)
toothpaste to see if they really could whiten teeth-as many of the makers claim-and found no...
autumnsilent
¶ (autumnsilent)
toothpaste......
cursedby4: I survived!
cursedby4 (cursedby4)
toothpaste wasn't all that great and I didn't care for waiting and waiting. That was...
khowtin: I hate the dentist
khowtin (khowtin)
toothpaste. I've had this life-long dream of squeezing out an entire tube of toothpaste... but my...
littlemk: Omigosh
littlemk (littlemk)
toothpaste has calories. Omigosh I just thought of that! :(......
molly_mormon7: yeah for college! :)
Krystal a.k.a Molly Mormon (molly_mormon7)
6. hair straightner ( I own) 7. pads (he he) 8. mousse and hair spray 9. sewing kit 10. new hair brush 11. new toothpaste 12. new toothbrush 13. extra deodorant 14. first aid kit 15. toilet paper 16. soap 17. body wash 18. shampoo/conditioner 19. razors 20. hair ties 21. mouth wash 22. floss 23. bathroom rug 24. hand sanitizer 25. Clorox wipes 26. personal trash can 27. hand held ...
theogburns: 25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors
theogburns (theogburns)
as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade...