tabloids

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bp_christian
bp_christian (bp_christian)
ut of my mind. First Christian returns acting strange, then I read in the tabloids you changed you name. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what ...
writerlywife: That's Chicago
writerlywife (writerlywife)
had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandaleating disorderyour stalkerbrightenyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
frankthetank271: Stolen from Phil Chang
frankthetank271 (frankthetank271)
Concerto [ What color socks are you wearing? ] black [ What's under your bed? ] chemicals, tabloids [ What time did you wake up today? ] I went to......
soul_rebirth: Be Jealous...Be VERY Jealous!
soul_rebirth (soul_rebirth)
liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandalrigged game show or reality showyour stalkersheafreakthoyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
oh_snap
your girlfriends best friend (oh_snap)
ver to the bikeshop where I got to sit on the counter and read British Tabloids and drink British Soda and the man who I am in love with, with ...
spaceangel_dana: I'm back!
Dana Phillips (spaceangel_dana)
tabloids I am back. I called my group and they weren't happy with me at all....
sillycurls58: CFTC 7...
Stephanie (sillycurls58)
would've known about it the second it happened. (not just from my excitement but the tabloids and their "Justin leaves Cameron for mystery fat girl" headlines.) hee hee... Anyway, Thursday I'm ...
ashleythefox: tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
Ashley (ashleythefox)
day's worth of work. the other two days here are spent reading online newspapers and tabloids. today, i'm going to look for an apartment for myself. i'm picking it out this ...
dragonknight337
jessica (dragonknight337)
tabloids at the supermarket! =O Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I...
uvarchitect: In The News
UVArchitect (uvarchitect)
and Hanes underwear being sold at the check-out lines in the same fashion as candy or tabloids. Because cheap skivvy is without a doubt an impulse buy. I made off with four new ...
ciderandrum
Lynds (ciderandrum)
Botique, Friday evening with his partner Pierre Tozier... (continued on page 3) The tabloids often refereed to her as Junior, though she was not often in them. She was...
citrusladybug: do you ever mature...
Lola Stars (citrusladybug)
on the check-out counter and wait my turn. There are no oh so tempting tabloids so I just stand there and wait my turn. Well, I got tired of jus...
cairea
Megan (cairea)
Vincent: *watches as Zack zooms past again, now fleeing the moogle* .... * who needs tabloids?* gaki: Rufus: *just wants to see who the people are saying he's 'seeing' at the ...
procrastinate7: Ukiah Courthouse ghost No. 1 paranormal event
Clifton (procrastinate7)
Originally uploaded by ckoala84. The Mendocino County Courthouse in downtown Ukiah made supermarket tabloids as home of the top paranormal event of 2004, in the Aug. 1 edition of...
aljmilano
alyssa (aljmilano)
am really horrible at keeping a boyfriend, i've been dubbed the serial dater by the tabloids but really they are just jealous they aren't getting as much ass as myself. ...
plutosonium: Okay, I admit it
plutosonium (plutosonium)
tabloids. It's fun. I get to see pretty women and handsome men in nice...
manitouboy: First I sodomized the Pope, and then I stole from him
manitouboy (manitouboy)
had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandalsex addictionyour stalkernyceryanyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
mrssshhh
Parker (mrssshhh)
ends in Too Much Booze. 4.~Would or did kneeshooter and philoko go out? One for the tabloids. No. 5.~Have you......
psykil
dirtyepic (psykil)
had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandalgambling problemyour stalkerphilosophiendyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
mishue21: *insert witty/clever title*
Michelle (mishue21)
hollywood dirt. ---------WeDontBelongTogether---------- [For the record, I am a sucker of hollywood drama and reading tabloids. I don't usually believe them, but I do think it is interesting to know what...
expealidoscious
whos that girl? (expealidoscious)
that the relationship with the other is essential to the work itself). It's like tabloids for nerds.......
saraclaradara: Observations from the supermarket checkout line
saraclaradara (saraclaradara)
fair! 2) Someday I want to write a book using the headlines from the checkout line tabloids. For instance, one I saw today: "KITTEN FOUND GUILTY OF MURDER! Sign Petition inside - ...
uzisuzy: I don't recognize my bitter ex
Unterhosenlieber (uzisuzy)
implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandalinvolved in an affairyour stalkerdizzypistolyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
fadedsuspicions: Blue is the color of ..... my underwear?
fadedsuspicions (fadedsuspicions)
of the world is coming from my friend Emily, cause she read it in the tabloids. I told my boyfriend how he better screw me before it happens, cause ...
beendonealready
beendonealready (beendonealready)
most likely be forgotten and neglected in a manner akin to that woman in the tabloids recently who ran off with her Turkish lover instead of looking after her daughter. ...
lifesuniquerose: Dear Kyle...
Katie (lifesuniquerose)
on...which she did later on say was exaggerated a bit.  but that doesn't stop the tabloids does it??  Why don't you go and try to prove them wrong.  They won't ...
hwnlad: baby?
HwnLad (hwnlad)
The hospital had quite a few people/celebs there...one in particular shoud be in the tabloids at Ralph's etc. in a few days. . . That's all i can really say....I'm...
popcan_avenger: take a guess.
sel (popcan_avenger)
s 10) buying an extremely complicated cellphone with all the latest features 11) hating rainy days 12) reading tabloids 13) chewing mint flavoured gum 14) going to bed before 10pm 15) listening to country music 16) wearing ...
luka_saltlady: Игрушки
luka_saltlady (luka_saltlady)
you've had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandalshopliftingyour stalkernegromkoyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
robotlovescity
robotlovescity (robotlovescity)
the crossword puzzle in ricky's 'weekly world news'. god. that kid is cool. he buys tabloids with......
npcsstrikeback: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Mugenjou NPCs (npcsstrikeback)
news to hit the Go scene since Touya Meijin's sudden retirement nearly five years ago!! -The Tabloids ((Kaira, I hope this is okay... XDD;;))......
mixie0320
May (mixie0320)
tabloids before me and on tv b4 me ha well heres what i have to say to you...
olilewis: It's politics time!
olilewis (olilewis)
I suppose I ought to a livejournal entry on teh Conservative leadership election! Scanning the tabloids fronts incidentally while queuing to buy some Milk two were claiming of having pictures o...
laminy: Surprising (Veronica Mars fic)
laminy (laminy)
to watch men’s beach volleyball a little too much. When the tabloids reported that “Aaron Echoll’s son” had been caught in a public bathroom giving some ...
snowangel19: yeah this is great
Jonathen (snowangel19)
had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandaleating disorderyour stalkerfate17your best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
him_lover_yt (in him_daily): Ville's Ass
My World Of Promises (him_lover_yt)
old inside joke, and the guy put it on the internet site and some tabloids got hold of it in Finland, so they had a big spread of my a...
melyss: Your Diary
Melys (melyss)
thing because I was bored of things I said being taken by gossipy online showbiz tabloids, wrenched from their context into mangled headlines. Kapranos claims to have invented Rock and ...
dryer_bunnie: New Slang
Audrey (dryer_bunnie)
l 2- "Dorky guys" 3- Dancing to Gwen Stefani when no one is watching...I didn't say that. 4- Tabloids 5- Dating Games I've been computerless for a week and for some reason don't seem to ...
ingridmorrison: Quatre - Juicy SM GOSSIP!
Ingrid Morrison (ingridmorrison)
tabloids for y'all asses. So Minerva St. John's fiancee made his way into St. Sophronia's to visit...
lavigne
Babi Taubenfeld (lol) (lavigne)
she said to me, "Don't be like me." Really that's a direct quote, it's in tabloids so you know it's true. Honestly I have absolutely no idea what she meant. ...
poop_ie
shaun mejia (poop_ie)
and the Half-Blood Prince in June 2005 and attempted to sell them to two UK tabloids for $100,000 each, was sentenced to four and a half years in prison earlier ...
mopedronin: Japan Media Review
Made in DNA (mopedronin)
tabloids. Japan Media Review......
randomharvest: I have the Gun, But wheres my Bullet?
randomharvest (randomharvest)
this, Parents in the living room, watching the "News" [To us normal few, its called tabloids or "Entertainment Tonight"], and suddenly you hear, "Oh my, she got fat!". You ...
__hellcat__: nice.
__hellcat__ (__hellcat__)
had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandaleating disorderyour stalkerdanmurielyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlightyou're...
staveflyer: my ex tagged me (hehehehe)
Crystal (staveflyer)
you can add anything you want on top of the cheese ones. Only a dollar. Literary: Tabloids When I stang in line in the grocery store I read all the covers.Audiovisual: ...
winterengel
winterengel (winterengel)
seeing Bjorn. It's been... interesting. Pleasant. I like him. I really do. Of course, the tabloids have taken note of all this. We were out together yesterday, and stepped into a...
whatatease: i wish this was my secret lover.
whatatease (whatatease)
had donebotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandaldrinking problemyour stalkercandyisyummyyour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlighta...
williamscorpio: Live For Today Die For Tommorow
WilliamScorpio (williamscorpio)
live amongst mortal made gods of celebrities status who the innocent people just worship without disregard/ Tabloids....Newspaper...Television...Music...Reality TV....Movies...Radio...Magazines...There are just new age bibles being written/filmed/broadcasted as testaments to them and there ...
freakbaby: this is ridiculous
Ember (freakbaby)
since before Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce was finalized. I hate celebrities. I hate tabloids,......
marron4gateau: My letter to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/michaeltweissfanclub/
Metaldragon (marron4gateau)
ght be gay has you calling it "disrespectful", "sullying", "mudraking", and comparing it to "sleazy tabloids", "papparazi", and even "murder investigations", you are the ones with the problem, not the ...
vman_79: Survival Guide: Perspectives from the field - Wash
vman_79 (vman_79)
Guide: Perspectives from the fieldWashington Technology, DC - Mar 13, 2006... place to hide from the tabloids? cameras: Britney Spears ... and other technologies used for homeland security and other ... But...
garlic_bread
teh fancy queen (garlic_bread)
liftnew buttnose jobyour tabloid scandalrigged game show or reality showyour stalkeryour best friendyour nemesisthe tabloids think you're datingyou're really datingyour secret loveryour bitter exhow long you stay in the spotlightyou'r...
tangentworlds: take a chill [placebo] pill;
e world goes still, so still (tangentworlds)
tabloids were trustworthy; and today TABLOID flashed right in front of me. e journalist screwed his chance,...
stead1108fastl: vortex placid embarrassing
stead1108fastl (stead1108fastl)
tabloids and the paparazzi who shoot for them as sometimes going over the line. mere midsection...
nyanah: World Cup Fever
Diana (nyanah)
tabloids last week titled "World Cup Fever", where they reported an alarming rise in sickness -...
wheres_warhol: fuck dieties and celebrities
I'm adverse to your type anyways (wheres_warhol)
the mood for every scene, for every scenario. Unlike the photo-shopped faces emblazoned across tabloids, the sun does not shy away from paparazzi, but rather, welcomes the attention and poses...
dana_alison: Katie, Tom, and Suri = Important Shit
D (dana_alison)
anything involving Tom Cruise is pretty fucking damn funny in my opinion. Anyway - the tabloids are all saying that no one has seen their baby yet, and its been too...
flamingosex: Suri
flamingosex (flamingosex)
buying my apples and assorted vegetables the other day I noticed the headlines of most tabloids were buzzing about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Apparently the public thinks that Mr.Cruise ...
caro4223: General Nuttiness
caro4223 (caro4223)
and Friday I have a doctor's appointment scheduled. Oh yes, and according to the tabloids and a "prophet" in Abilene, Texas, Armageddon will begin on Sept. 11 or 12. ...
mimbari: Snitching On The HIV Positives!
mimbari (mimbari)
knowledge when it can be accessed on the Internet, the General News Media, The Tabloids, and other public venues. So do not tell me that one has the right...
whitetrashguy: i'm such a dumbass stupid dork
whitetrashguy (whitetrashguy)
stupid and hot off the press. Get it before you read about it in the tabloids.... So, I was in the bathroom at Wal-Mart. I had just finished pissing like a ...
hedjie: The Broad-Weighs In
hedjie (hedjie)
raphs. US magazine, we soon discover, Has got them coming out the ass. Who would buy These tattered old tabloids With all the same story What happened to novelty? Who will buy It's dated in moments They sit in ...