snoring

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iminthecultnow
Mandypants (iminthecultnow)
of seagulls chipping into skulls. they're fucking awesome. 3) What do you hear right now? jake snoring. 4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? nothing, but i could...
xxcrucifiedxx
xxcrucifiedxx (xxcrucifiedxx)
la la. LOL. I hear thunder! Its raining its pouring the old man is snoring. Today I woke up at 6 for some reason. I just opened my eyes ...
gdgcandapathy
gdgcandapathy (gdgcandapathy)
evil just thought i'd warn you anyways my dad is taking a nap and hes snoring lol its kind of annoying hmm......
_lexxiownsyou
Alex (_lexxiownsyou)
she had in the many sleepless nights of the past. Sully was beside her, lightly snoring with his arm draped over her torso. She couldn't help but smile to herself. It ...
yeah__thatsher
mary (yeah__thatsher)
person you kissed? hmmm.. Last shoes worn: flops Last item bought: jimmy john's sub. Last annoyance: hahahaha. um. snoring. lol. Last time wanting to die:......
leggingsonlamas
A$h (leggingsonlamas)
water in my grandparents kitchen and I noticed that I couldn't hear my grandma snoring. You see that is why we are up here my grandma has had brain...
pattyslapper: fess up to your feelings, tell me you need me. cause your ass is very pleasing.
Marcello patty slappin Gil (pattyslapper)
baa baaaaaaaaaaa' Ripped me off. Usually I'd be drunk at this time love. Either that or snoring, so you should understand why this entry makes no sense. Your 5 senseess are feel...
nonvisiblebob: Whoosh!
It's the pills, I swear. (nonvisiblebob)
snoring REALLY GODDAMN LOUD and it's creeping me out. My wrist is still being an asshole...
snoring101: information on snoring
snoring101 (snoring101)
snoring it can all seem very overwhelming. However don't worry, because we've sorted through all the...
readbtwnthelies
Ashley (readbtwnthelies)
the nice ceiling fans. yes. but i woke up every 2 seconds because of my grandma snoring or coughing and saying 'son foa b**ch' to herself lol mmph. but before i fell ...
kitafarantial: WARNING: This entry gets quite serious. Don't read if you can't handle that.
Andy (kitafarantial)
snoring right now, but I decided to come down and offload a few thoughts and feelings,...
junkmale: I Can't Swallow It, Or Anything
JunkMale (junkmale)
terrible about, though, is that she had to put up with the sound of my snoring while she was in a semi-drunken state herself. No idea why this is the ...
dottiedangerous: do you want to be to be the mayor of pussyville or the sheriff of ballstown?
nyree (dottiedangerous)
hair in over five years. *boys n the hood is a fantastic movie...even when petey is snoring through it. *having your brother tell you he misses and loves his best friend(me) is ...
aikonader: my d.c. trip. in pyramid form.
losing my way (aikonader)
explosives --all tucked away, hidden in a blanket, or a soft fleshy mound of skin-- mama is snoring; the girl with the aisle......
cyndi17
Cyndi Lou (cyndi17)
I love Bubby....yea I know his name is Buddy but I call him bubby. Hes snoring realllllllly loud right now and I can hear him even though Im at the ...
wickedmommy
wickedmommy (wickedmommy)
snoring. *gets shot gun* LOL......
ciarafribble
well iiii want my unicorn back! (ciarafribble)
do pink again one day! but blonde it is for now! anywho. i must return to the snoring boy in my bed! =DDDDD......
naiamarie: cma rally
naiamarie (naiamarie)
him and his family saturday night and I didn't sleep much between that and dad snoring-lol. The weekend went really well. It was alot of fun dad was......
jessicariekena: All alone, just me and my dog
jessicariekena (jessicariekena)
got there safe. I slept well, it was nice and quite. None of Dave's snoring to keep me up :) I go back to work today, that should be nice....
catsluvdmb: A sing song
Kureaa Le'Blanc (catsluvdmb)
snoring. He bumped his head and couldn't get out of bed and WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY BUSH NOMINATED FOR THE SUPREME COURT?!......
starlet431: days off should be more fun then this..
~*Cissy*~ (starlet431)
awesome thing..kinda.. last night was long.. tried to get some sleep.. got awoken approxiametly 5124587 times.. because of... rain.. rene.. snoring.. rene.. coughing.. rene.. my fingers were tingling with anger.. i'll probably be stuck indoors today.. not so fun.. maybe i'll...
ladybrid
that's *Lady* bitch, to you (ladybrid)
flop around loudly, wake up just enuf to YELL at cat then go back to snoring loudly. the garbage truck begins to make it's rounds.......
skitzo_loser
skitzo_loser (skitzo_loser)
never met me Hear the voices in my head I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring But if you're bored then you're boring I'm not sick but I'm not well......
gfjames: News You Can't Use and Other Worthless Info...
Guillermo Francisco James (gfjames)
amazing, especially given that the Big M is built for comfort not speed and prefers snoring the......
trinalin: 9 minute update
Trina L Short (trinalin)
this European keyboard will let me. Judi's back at the hotel resting her feet (aka snoring) and I decided to find the EasyInternet cafe and read e-mail (did that) and up...
hippos_r2kool4u: SEAWORLD.
michelle (hippos_r2kool4u)
have to sleep in my OWN bed 2nite... can u imagine? BY MYSELF. with nobody snoring or tossing and turning or screaming "RUBBERBAND!!!" in their sleep....HAHAHAHAHA that was hysterical (i ...
serpentsflame6: Snooooooooooore
Ellabell (serpentsflame6)
snoring on the couch. I have just realized that instead of staying up late doing...
chelseagirl47
chelseagirl (chelseagirl47)
shares a bed with an insomniac, shares some of the insomnia. At least he's snoring away now, since he's got to be in at 3. Random Sci-Fi Friday thoughts: SG1 is ...
queen_andrea: I'm BA-CK!
queen_andrea (queen_andrea)
did made that tolerable. Adjusting to walking 6 kilometres a day, sickening food and snoring roomates was oh-so much fun, really it was. By the end of the first week...
i___am
the dark lord voldemort (i___am)
Potter boy’s door to make sure that he wasn’t up to any mischief (he heard snoring)…padded down the stairs silently…went into the sitting room and petted the gigantic ginger furball ...
web_slinger704: Somewhat Nocturnal
web_slinger704 (web_slinger704)
i awake? #1-davids with the rest of us at allisons house and hes snoring, it ALWAYS keeps me up. #2-i really woke up to go to the ba...
itzaspatty: My dad cries about everything
itzaspatty (itzaspatty)
during the movie! And dad was making fun of her cus he said she was snoring at one point, haha... then my mom made fun of my dad and said ...
hitmen0720: Baseball Is Over
J. Sakstrup (hitmen0720)
of my life and it was so hard to sleep there because my dad was snoring in the hotel room loudly and i was trying to go to bed earlier. ...
ambly: You ALL NEED To Know This.
Amberly (ambly)
snoring is terrifying. VERY fucking terriffying. OMG. I'm sitting here, fixing to go to bed, lights...
chickenhat: Milestones
Sean Eustis, Muse of Fire (chickenhat)
the head gear. I'm still using it to keep the oxygen going, even though the snoring has quieted, and because the machine is still......
tehgoldy: ENTRY THE THIRD.
I'm Anthony Goldstein, asshole! (tehgoldy)
snoring like a loud thing that snores (which of course he is, but clever me has...
youexacerbateme
youexacerbateme (youexacerbateme)
snoring he jumped out of bed, bumped his head. And couldnt get up in the morning!......
abharib
Bahareh (abharib)
snoring so i can go to sleep so im here. class ends in 2 days and...
hockeyphuck13: I think it's past my bedtime.
hockeyphuck13 (hockeyphuck13)
snoring away in doggie-dream-land. What a stud. Except, I think he's getting fat. This upsets me......
sagesseabiona
Sagesse Abiona (sagesseabiona)
I was up before 5am) and now here I am at 12:30am awake as R's snoring was keeping me from drifting off... I guess I'm off to try and sleep ...
all_the_while: the "I's"
my name's "I Dare" (all_the_while)
ow submarine. i have a huge bottle of vodka in my freezer, saying "drink me." i hear snoring. i just got attacked by a giant bug and ran around in circles screaming. i am ...
grizzlydan: Boom! and stuff.
The anomaly who walks. (grizzlydan)
snoring medicine, so my honey is not blown out onto the couch any more. Need insurance...
lemon_: Events so far...
[underscore]_ (lemon_)
cause I've only got 2 hours of sleep! The two japanese ladies beside me were snoring away happily and there was nothing good on the "tv". I really hated the ...
princeszang: 8am
Princesz Ang (princeszang)
snoring. I dont really know what to write at the moment considering its 8 am...
smokes_cupcakes: knee deep it static, i hear you breaking up, you're breaking up, I guess we're breaking up.
Roxanimal (smokes_cupcakes)
quiet. The only comforting feeling in this room is the sound of Paulina and Zoya snoring. Thank god......
nuclearfruit: Wherein inadvertantly becomes an Irish communist
Globetrotter Extrodinaire (nuclearfruit)
snoring roommate, and "free breakfast" consisting of burnt toast and an orange that sold it for...
lotus_bheka: I'm only one person
lotus_bheka (lotus_bheka)
So, I stayed in bed beside Jeremy, listening to his breathing (read: light snoring), and wondering why this is bothering me so much. No answer, yet, and I...
hunnybun523: Waking up and finding no car and no boyfriend
Clarissa (hunnybun523)
so I decided to just go to sleep and deal with it. Then he started snoring. Well, we had bought these nose strips just for such a snoring occasion and ...
otakubilly: F-O Addendum
Billy the Otaku (otakubilly)
snoring more loudly than normal, which is making it harder for both of us to sleep......
andy3o87: Stuff I love right now...
andy3o87 (andy3o87)
MySpace, and I'm proud of that. I love baking God-awful cakes with my friends. I love snoring so loud that my friends left the room. I love air conditioning. I love having a ...
fox2_420
fox2_420 (fox2_420)
haningup well, lol u are currently still on the phone with me and ur snoring... u passed the fuck out, :) its ok, i still love u... and on t...
_foreveryours
(_foreveryours)
madness on monday at 4 in the morning. she is home today and she is snoring. i love this kitty. right now we are babysitting until tim and misty get ...
stigs84: Drinking With John...Again
stigs84 (stigs84)
cally we got drunk and john fell asleep in like two seconds flat and started snoring. He even used a stack of books on the floor as pillows. Kristina came ...
wendymichelle: The long awaited update
Wendy Michelle (wendymichelle)
took the wheel. I went to sleep for a while and woke myself up snoring several times. Finally around 11am we were getting close to Morgantown, WV and ...
carebear_luver: ur mom
carebear_luver (carebear_luver)
and i'm wide awake, can't sleep, don't know what to do.Keirsten is out cold and snoring occasionaly. That girl sleeps through anything and takes up the whole bed. I wish ...
dammitchloe
chloe (dammitchloe)
snoring ass in my bed.......
princess4jesus: Ms. Lai's Speech
Sylvia (princess4jesus)
r thought that one day I'll reflect about some principal's speech cuz I'll either be snoring away as they speak, or horsing around with my classmates. I mean, who listens ...
pseudoquas
pseudoquas (pseudoquas)
with the......
farothiel: A bit late with this....
farothiel (farothiel)
morning, and usually falls asleep in front of it at night. (Oh, and when he's snoring loudly and you dare to switch it off: 'Hey, I was watching that!') 3 Buying ...
roxyobsessed: the craziest of crazy's
roxyobsessed (roxyobsessed)
the cover from over her eyes. "Sick!" she mumbled, her eyes glairing over at the snoring lump laying next to her. Hoping her roomates were still sleeping, she climbed out ...
byob61: Fucking Stupid
byob61 (byob61)
of his. And of course, hardly anybody listens to him. I could hear a guy snoring behind me.......
xzombiexkittenx: Crossed Currents 16
Zombie kitten (xzombiexkittenx)
kidnapped and thrust unceremoniously into Jack’s bed, Will woke up before Jack. Jack was snoring softly, fingers curled into loose fists, and every so often they would twitch. One ha...
erbylikewhoa: 004: fantastik
erbylikewhoa (erbylikewhoa)
favourite song if I had to blindly choose, as I just have done. My cat is snoring and sleeping in an awkward position, but all these things make him cute. And ...
_clairdelune_
_clairdelune_ (_clairdelune_)
poor boy was in his usual position, curled up on the sagging green sofa, snoring softly. but she had spent hours upon hours admiring them, memorizing their shape; their ...
mynamesnotzach
It's Zacharias, thanks. (mynamesnotzach)
the sound it was making while it was doing it sounded an awful lot like snoring. I took my apparition exam in London the other......
kellybelle
kellybelle (kellybelle)
is what the radio said. TOnight and tomorrow night :) HOORAY! How ROMANTIC! I'll be snoring. Ok faxes are coming in. LATER......
asakittycatt
asakittycatt (asakittycatt)
snoring. There is going to be about 50 people at my house on the 20th. I...
juliekomo: San Francisco
Julie (juliekomo)
kinda just in a daze, mesmorized by Family Guy and the sound of my mom snoring over on the bed. I don't really feel like going to sleep tho, i ...
miss_a_liss: All Alone
miss_a_liss (miss_a_liss)
finding your soul mate dead. Knowing that you left that morning and he was snoring and fine and you come home to find that your world as you knew it...
blackhorse_8: Earlier than I said
charlotte (blackhorse_8)
Bedros leaned against his bedroll, his chin tucked in, and his eyes closed. He was snoring softly. Gadar stood at sentry like a dark-eyed suricate, his head quickly darting around the ...
dailydaydreamer: not being able to sleep sucks :(
Jen (dailydaydreamer)
snoring, and I can't sleep :( btw, I won last night lol I managed to bring everything...
izonmi89
Zoey (izonmi89)
snoring........
thecityhassex_x: Deaddeaddead
thecityhassex_x (thecityhassex_x)
shift and now my mom doesn't sllep in her bedroom cause she can't stand his snoring. Therefore, I get booted of the computer until whenever he's on night shifts again, ...
getnasty11: ufiefuieww 8ioreu riou rpuae
Sue. (getnasty11)
snoring sounds behind me. I'm bored I want to sleep but can't I think i'll take a...
magiclydlcious: Bitch! He Closed The Cold Stone!
magiclydlcious (magiclydlcious)
*Beep...yeah, I'm really mad at you!!* Or of course, whenever I hear a person snoring, wheezing and getting rid of an inner ear itch at the same time, it'll b...
janak2004_08: This is me...being me~!
janak2004_08 (janak2004_08)
an instant messenger:LOLThoughts First Waking Up:Am I really back at the dorm...and Why is Llama snoring?Your Best Physical Feature:My EyesYour Bedtime:When I need sleepYour Most Missed Memory:Hanging out with the......
yodanshadancer
I'm Sorry... let's just be friends... (yodanshadancer)
YOU A LEGO MANIAC? no but I had some WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? *snoring* DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Only if I'm in that oral stage of drunkenness. WERE ...
smeethebear19: wooo...?
Sarah (smeethebear19)
I have to pee. Clothes: eeyore shrit that angela got me, pants Music: my dog is snoring Location: kitchen Taste: gum Smell: mcdonolds Sound: me chewing gum, the keyboard, the dog snoring Emotion: tired Annoyance: wrist hurts FIRST ...
luciddreamin: muh babyyy
luciddreamin (luciddreamin)
this picture about 20 minutes ago.. she was snoozing on my bed all sprawled out [snoring too] with her front legs straight out, hehehee.. not much else going on right ...
faded_mortality: But she isn't here anymore....
A Beautiful Abomination... (faded_mortality)
the month, and swollen feet.... I'm a mess today. Dad's sleeping, I can hear his snoring through my bedroom door and his. That's talent. Despite the sounds of him sleeping, ...
bigfatty5
bigfatty5 (bigfatty5)
guy on drews iTunes music store. hes really funny. i can hear drews aunt snoring in the room next to us. im bored. im as bored as stevie wonder admi...
teeceeweewee: Green Beans
teeceeweewee (teeceeweewee)
unwound so badly. i worked all day, didn't get much sleep cuz nick was snoring and took up the whole bed. kristina called during the night which pissed ...
rocktronica
rocktronica (rocktronica)
snoring this is weird. i want to wake him up because im up. i dont know if...
sweetbabiigirlx
sweetbabiigirlx (sweetbabiigirlx)
snoring! He went to bed and bumped his head! And couldn't get up in the morning!   Wow, I would hate to be him!......
hateme
Bad Monkey (hateme)
out... i woke up in the middle of the night and i thought my mom snoring was the bear outside the tent sniffing at me. ive been working alot ...
rrosebunch
Roslynn (rrosebunch)
snoring is goign to be the death of me. I got home a bit early, but could...
vick_stripped: i' v e g o t t h e g r e a t e s t v i e w f r o m h e r e
vick_stripped (vick_stripped)
eyes on the sofa...5 mins later sian and myself burst out laughing to find lou snoring away...bless...me and sian then collapsed on the floor...got woke up about 7 by a ...
tristomepher: Uninteresting events
tristomepher (tristomepher)
I have my own room, with a big big bed and not many people shagging, snoring and farting all around me througout the night. This is a large novelty. Also ...
xeyeslikeyoursx: Pointless
Courtnay G (xeyeslikeyoursx)
good time at work tonight. My mom is sitting on my couch looking craaaaaaazzzzy and snoring a vast amount. I gotta go to bed.......
j3nnifur: Hoping to fix the broken, stood by the fireplace
j3nnifur (j3nnifur)
and laying right next to me there is this fat old man..totally passed out, snoring. i couldn't stop staring at him. what i think is that his wife told h...
beerwhiz: Dyslixia or is it Aixilsyd?
beerwhiz (beerwhiz)
early in the morning and unable to sleep. Allen is sleeping quietly other than his snoring (hehee).......
talera_reniah: The Perfect Day
talera_reniah (talera_reniah)
giving him a copious amount of instructions on how to care for "MY BABY". Snoring. Later in the night he gives Monkey to me. I snuggle him......
a_touch_overatd: "been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding..."
Where did all the passion go? (a_touch_overatd)
snoring but if you're bored than you're boring the agony and the irony they're killing me woooaah funktastic crazed...
softlipsokchic: 04:09 pm - Stolen from creepyfnord
softlipsokchic (softlipsokchic)
happy: Love, Life, Family, and Friends. 05. What have you been listening to lately: Maggie snoring and my gf telling me she loves me! 06. Do you enjoy reading my LJ: I...
boothie
♥ Boothie ♥ (boothie)
snoring =P and my new dvd player doesn't work =\......
xfuckxyoux2x: updating.
xfuckxyoux2x (xfuckxyoux2x)
he went to sleep. Then I tried to go to bed. But Brianna kept snoring. I fell asleep at like 6. I woke up at like 2. hung out ...
esca_utena24601
Charisma (esca_utena24601)
snoring. Auditions for Medea tomorrow! I want to be Medea! (i'm crazy, because it's a shit load...
funnyshoes
funnyshoes (funnyshoes)
have a big red mark in center of my back. off to a meeting...i hope my snoring won't bother anyone.........
thecatearedone: Mutant Evolution: chapter 2
IllicitAffair (thecatearedone)
camera beeped and the numbers 4,0,0 (4: 00) flashed across the monitor the overweight snoring guard was supposed to be watching. A shadow moved in the corner of one of...
baxaphobia: Dogs Dogs Dogs!
baxaphobia (baxaphobia)
was alive with the sounds of paws banging, snuffling, happy play growls, and Baxter snoring through it all! The stresses of the day melt away when I watch the...
pooplord: soothing sounds to sleep by
KateR (pooplord)
and sleep at the drop of a hat, really I can... but my mother is snoring. Guys, this is no ordinary snoring. She sounds like an injured old dog at ...
cherry_delight: same shit different bucket
Flesh Peddlar (cherry_delight)
any who im bored and jullian the cool boss is sleeping right now he snoring right now poor guy he wants to be here as much as me and i...
klgoff: This is my break from homework...
Kristin (klgoff)
other kids that didn't sleep. And we'd make fun of the girl that was snoring. Best friend: In kindergarten it was Jessica DiCentes. Throughout the rest of elementary school ...
trappingangels
this year's girl (trappingangels)
SNORING, and B) I've had this awful migraine off and on since last night. I miss...
paintedbare
paintedbare (paintedbare)
against the wall. And then it happens again. It's the RA next door snoring. Keep in mind, we have thickass walls. So I fully wake up, get up, ...
fionnuala: I NEEEEEED SLEEP!!!!
Marguerite (fionnuala)
snoring something fierce. i need sleep! grrrrr.... maybe i can sleep in the newly aquired spare room. sorry, i just had to share that.......
tonya_boodoo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...I can't breathe....time to whinge
tonya_boodoo (tonya_boodoo)
'consumption' and 'smoky' he's complaining that I kept him up last night with my donkey-like snoring....HA now it's his turn to feel like the bat in the closet!......
erinsue81: so here I am
erinsue81 (erinsue81)
career as a social worker. My surroundings: a dim office, no music but plenty of snoring, an empty bottle of strawberry Fanta (possibly the best flavor yet), and the smell ...
kevswitchau: decisions, decisions, decisions...
Gerard Butler is god. Oh yes he is. (kevswitchau)
thin wall at that, and I don't really want a complete stranger hearing me snoring away in my room! I have decided to stay and rent the place by......
mssynthdoll: Dried Fruit Frenzy
mssynthdoll (mssynthdoll)
snoring so loud and making all kinds of noises its really gross. i might throw something...
cafe_bella
chrissy. (cafe_bella)
much. You weren't here to wake me up this morning. I couldn't hear you snoring in the middle of the night. I had no one to watch tv with me...
toren_al: Oo;
toren_al (toren_al)
been so far. with my 4 hours of sleep the day before, i ended up snoring and keeping Anah up. *it's usually the other way around *. so she's sleeping ...
bambamboom0
bambamboom0 (bambamboom0)
but he says he didnt but I know he did cause I could hear him snoring but its ok i still......
sothisislife8
Michelle (sothisislife8)
me like less than a foot of the bed to sleep on, and she was snoring. LoL. Poor child. We're going to the barn today to ride. Actually, we went last ...
porea: I love it when people wet themselves.
Brea (porea)
ready. I ran into the kitchen to grab some breakfast & lunch when I heard snoring coming from the couch. Brett wasn't home last night when Andrew & I got ...
haloscorned
haloscorned (haloscorned)
the bed watching something on t.v. Anyhow, I end up waking up to my brother snoring. Ha. Goober. Damn, he's really loud. So, I punched him. Which reminds me. I ...
among_thieves: I missed you
amanda (among_thieves)
lots and lots of food hot tub theresa moschetta HAAADUUUUKIN (not in an angry way) finding nemo 4 different snoring bodies Carmenere mar mar swallowed a baby silly wigs hmmm. Im glad to be back to normal. I...
queen_of_suss
. K r i s t i e . (queen_of_suss)
G is hilariously funny, hence it's hilariousness. (Dad's asleep on the lounge and he's snoring - take note of the time - 11:30pm - everytime I type he stops snoring...)Note...
momentofglory: ...
You can call me Noble (momentofglory)
I do to restart my life What can I do to stop me from sleeping and snoring No longer can I float or stay in this game I'm throwing the towel in and folding on ...
regretfulsinner
Sakasa Jin'ei (regretfulsinner)
by Edgar Allen Poe) Fic by Aoe The Relena Once upon a mission boring, while I labored, nearly snoring, Over stupid field reports that had been due the day before, While I typed them, barely ...
mw89: I think I'm finally going for my G-1 tomorrow
mw89 (mw89)
die on sunday. It wasn't 32 after all. Its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring... I would so admit I was a witch...it bugs me so much...what choice do you ...
since030405: 0082: 204 days
since030405 (since030405)
it talking because you always fell asleep and it was just me talking and you snoring. before, i thought of you and didn't call you......
the_penumbra: It's raining, it's falling...
Penumbra (the_penumbra)
by the bucketloads and watch lightning flash. Glorious. <i>It's raining, it's falling, The old man is snoring. He went to bed, And bumped his head, And couldn't wake up in the morning!</i> We used to sing...
ladyvampure: 8 Months..come and gone...
ladyvampure (ladyvampure)
He went home, and I'm all alone...for right now. I mean...unless you count the snoring in the other room, that is coming from my Grandparents, who snore loud enough ...
xroadkill31x: im still alive!!!
girlfriend in a coma (xroadkill31x)
a temperature of 105.4...". my mom gets up and my dad rolls over and starts snoring again. i show her the thermometer to prove my temp because i know that ...
kerinky: stole this from jessica
Erin (kerinky)
underwear are you wearing now? pink 3. What are you listening to right now? theresa snoring. boo. 4. What are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 28 5. What was the...
princessmraz_4
Wingo (princessmraz_4)
snoring, i think its funny cause the sound waves are vibrating against the airconditioning well imi about...
theatremomma: Did I hafta?!
theatremomma (theatremomma)
And while on the subject, is there anything more annoying than someone next to you snoring soundly while you are wide awake?!?! Happy Friday Everyone!......
kitlynne: I woke up this morning..
Kitlynne Mac (kitlynne)
on his way to work... he's working 1:30 to snore.. in otherwords 1:30 until I'm snoring.. and who knows for tomorrow. I'm hoping for something that doesn't include working. ...
badali: um..
badali (badali)
How much cash do you have on you? $0. i never have cash...and Mac is snoring like an old man right now 3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?: west 4. ...
carltonkaz: ............
Carlton Kaz (carltonkaz)
coffie shop having to leave the apartment because Tony Galloway is on my couch snoring so loud that I can hear it upstars, I decide to check the email first....
nehez
:: Don :: (nehez)
hours. I just want to sleep, but some girl is passed out in my bed. Snoring. So sleeping on the floor isn't even an option. Maybe she will choke on ...
roolet
Roolet (roolet)
his case, later likely = tomorrow, didn't sleep well at all last night. The snoring! The feet! Oh, the humanity! Oh, and if you're ever going on a road ...
moodog: Congratulations are in order
Chris Bannister (moodog)
give it a go as a couple :) Good luck, and Vrekkar, watch out for his snoring... oh and the arm stealing.......
rosmerta_baby: A gift from the gods!
rosmerta_baby (rosmerta_baby)
Dutch girl outfit* *a slow feral grin spreads across her face* This is just too perfect. *bears a snoring Ernest away*......
triggerpoint
triggerpoint (triggerpoint)
wondering, waiting... should I wait until the fire is too close and then flee? The snoring resumes and I can breathe once more. The night offers my only refuge, away from ...
super_smophie: Hey...
super_smophie (super_smophie)
her... shes the one that said she wasnted to fuck him... HE was falling asleep and snoring... So i pushed him and he said... "I love you Vicky..." He said fuck a lot af...
heneededme: A Funny Story...Have at it, pee your pants!
heneededme (heneededme)
we went downstairs to his room and when I was leaving and we were walking back upstairs we heard Greg snoring in the livingroom. Jesse says, "Greg is sleeping, but......
tjguitar: hmm
tjguitar (tjguitar)
the past couple weeks and it was nice having a real bed and no insane snoring people. bunk beds suck. so does having to have more......
ickle_gengen: The Weekend...
ickle_gengen (ickle_gengen)
it was far too hard and cold. And one of their flat mate people kept snoring. Anywho, I raided Sasha closet for clothes for the next day, since I stupidly ...
flyingkay: Yippy-yippy-yay-yay!!!
K is for Kalen (flyingkay)
& happens to see Mike before he leaves for Bradley, remind him to pack his anti-snoring machine. Thanks soo much if you do!......
mamaofthree: How it goes
mamaofthree (mamaofthree)
double mocha at 11pm. I must be nuts. My hubby is sound asleep, and snoring. I can hear him all the way down the hall. Why is Nick at Night...
bigsim: "Romantic Night"
bigsim (bigsim)
Evan is passed out on my bed still in his clothes. He is snoring while I am sitting here at my desk. It is friday night, the ...
undeconstructed
undeconstructed (undeconstructed)
loving people for months at a time just so i can wake up to your snoring on the pillow next to me   i play secret songs for you on my accordion ...
timshel_
I wear my sunglasses at night (timshel_)
....
sarbear416
Sarah (sarbear416)
am not sleeping. I finish my book and step down my ladder, listening to Amanda snoring in the background. I sit down at the computer, though I should go back...
alsexappeal: part [2]
al[sex] appeal (alsexappeal)
my arm across his chest, i like just watching him sleep. he started lightly snoring and it made me laugh. and when i told him he was twitching, he said...
theclamsman
The Clamsman (theclamsman)
SNORING LIKE A HO. I'M COMPLETELY NAKED AND MY BUTT SMELLS. DO YOU WANT MICHELLE ...
richardpremvare
richardpremvare (richardpremvare)
stroll around, it's like you have a soundtrack to your own personal wide screen movie. Snoring is also sometimes pleasant. Lowpoint of the day: drinking fat-free french vanilla coffee from Wawa ...
__sodapopsmash: all go, no stop.
tales of post-modern romances (__sodapopsmash)
not a good idea. brian ended up slumped naked in one of the communal loos, snoring his......
what_is_bliss
what_is_bliss (what_is_bliss)
and a foot away from them, there he lays. Passed out. Had he not been snoring like a moose, I would have freaked the fuck out and thought he was ...
the_dali_trauma: Alpha Tamari - .01
the_dali_trauma (the_dali_trauma)
tiny lips and a ginger-snap cunt that had seemed to eat him alive. she was snoring softly and he got up and pulled on his robe. he slipped his feet into...
fickle_darling: I'm about to embark in an unforgettable trip to Isla de Pascua....
fickle_darling (fickle_darling)
s island. Julien spent the night over and at the moment both, him and Nina, are snoring. It's comforting to know that they'll be snoring together for the next 4 ...
vermiciousknid: Staying out late is good for the soul.
Vermicious Knid (vermiciousknid)
can fall asleep during a (quite nice) Bell Orchestre show. (Although it wasn't straight out snoring, I did see about half of the show in an eyes closed almost dream town way.)...
adamdavi3s: DDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
adamdavi3s (adamdavi3s)
will be up then and can deal with a bit of loud mild snoring then email me :D if not see yall for drinkies between lectures on Friday!!!......
yuki_fan101: Mika
yuki_fan101 (yuki_fan101)
is actually quite comfortable. And I've been able to sleep thanks to the lack of snoring... >.> But, yes. Everything is in order, so I am finally able to relax.......
angelicjewel
Air-In (angelicjewel)
should update huh. I'm really tired this morning. I couldn't sleep last night... instead of snoring.. jamie likes ot moan at night haha It was quite funny.. but after a...
iceprincess007: Insomnia.
Alex (iceprincess007)
snoring and I'm sitting here with my computer trying to get tired. As the hours go...
revenant_oozi (in lets_play_along)
Abi Oozi - laundry causer (revenant_oozi)
Tim always fell asleep in his lap before it was over, curled up and softly snoring. He'd never have the heart to wake him up just yet, instead he'd finish ...
spooneristic
spooneristic (spooneristic)
sound of the keyboard, the faint sound of Shannon breathing ( at least she isn't snoring) and the sound of car tires splashing melted snow, are all too familiar. I ...
siofastian: Early Risers
siofastian (siofastian)
she set water to boil on the campfire, Katara listened with amusement to his steady snoring. How quickly he'd endeared himself to her. Mere weeks ago, she never would have ...
cuagrl32986
cuagrl32986 (cuagrl32986)
celebrate such a great study session. And that Rob chuckled a little at Regan's soft snoring. And that Laszlo didn't necessairly laugh at my puns, but grinned approvingly and pumped ...
black_label_mf: 20 things i hate
black_label_mf (black_label_mf)
Snoring 6. Poop in pants 7. EMO KIDS 8. When Whitney beats me in jeopardy 9. Whitneys attitude about eddie...
tw1nkl3st4r: finals week
tw1nkl3st4r (tw1nkl3st4r)
more pages of my english paper....can we say...ewwwwwww gross? o well. jesse is fast asleep, snoring like a small freight train. IT MUST BE NICE. and p.s. he stole all the...
shy_ghost: Big Bad Wolf
shy_ghost (shy_ghost)
his eyes. the woodsman and the mother goat snuck inside shortly after they heard a heavy snoring echoing throughout the cave. with a slight downward slash of his axe, the woodsman ...
hornsister
hornsister (hornsister)
the one who updates every day. Even if its just to tell us Donnie was snoring and......
hangingbyfaith: Joys of being back home...
Jack (hangingbyfaith)
to the apartment and fell asleep. I awoke with my back acting funny and Chris snoring on the rack beneath me. Gathered my things and told Chris and Eli adios. ...
herculesmusic
ben sumner (herculesmusic)
post-war zone that is Kenner, LA. Still, staying in a FEMA trailer with a couple of hairy, snoring blokes is better than staying in my rotting house with no electricity or...anything, really.   Trailer ...
ekaterinn_words: SGA: The Sound of Settling
ekaterinn_words (ekaterinn_words)
years and a policy change have brought him this: Rodney curled up on his bed, snoring softly. Author's Notes: Futurefic. Written with the idea of coming home for the holidays. The ...
reverend_runt: AWARDS SEASON IS HERE !!!
fun-times urban cookie collective (reverend_runt)
SNORING by : This year's only double nominee, blows ( and snorts ) away the...
wiqidbritt
Lan Seung Tua (wiqidbritt)
I wanna go home and take a shower and go to sleep... David's fatass is snoring away on the couch, and I don't want to sleep on the floor... so ...
____corpsequeen: Grace, don't sleep!
____corpsequeen (____corpsequeen)
goth am I glad I don't work at McDonald's anymore . . . graghru. Hah. Karen's snoring. I'm so glad I made it all the......
contortedshadow
NoBlindEyesCanSee (contortedshadow)
snoring...i can't sleep fuck you and you......
tastywheat81: [PMK Fic] Sparring Partners
tastywheat81 (tastywheat81)
sound of Okita’s voice resonated in Tetsu’s mind as he lay in his bed, the snoring of the sleeping men nearby unable to drown......
just_a_girl69: sleepless nights
just_a_girl69 (just_a_girl69)
ll night long. Now... I haven't slept in days cause he's got a cold and he's snoring up a storm ALL NIGHT LONG. I remember when he's come to bed and we'd ...
strawbfields937: Good Morning...
strawbfields937 (strawbfields937)
Sorry God, I'll try next week. Let's see, of course dad is working, Amy is snoring away, and Jonathan is watching some random movie with Eric. School starts tomorrow. I'm ...
louiesoho: back at home at last
Lou (louiesoho)
stupid dog barking @ nothing and waking me up as well as not having dave's snoring/rolling on me/breathing loudly to wake me up either. The downside comes in the form ...
makovette: FC Con Report 0
Mako Vette (makovette)
be attending the con are officially declared a bunch of wanna be wimps. :-P Goodnight! Mako The Amazing Snoring Zzyzxian......
jmae: Wrong Side of the Bed
Mai-Mae (jmae)
mind as much, I can just kind of blurble my way through. But if I'm snoring, he can't get to sleep and as such, the whapping starts. And the kicking. ...
beatlegia: let it rain
Giamaica (beatlegia)
The Boys My fever finally broke last night. Didn't get much sleep, though, due to a snoring Erik and an upsetting boyfriend. But everything's going to be fine. I got out ...
paravati: No one lives inside my collection.
paravati (paravati)
but me.  There are four dogs, four people, and all of them but me are snoring.  There was a rhythm and a pattern to all the snorts and chortles and, ...
lurkitty: Happy Birthday Fiona!!!!
lurkitty (lurkitty)
awoke shivering. The crisp sheet he had taken the time to iron (something his snoring bedmate would never have thought to do) was barely covering half his lean torso. ...
heatherp8: Heather Takes a Sick Day
Heather A. Perry (heatherp8)
an Advil cold pill. Dozed off and on all afternoon, but didn't sleep. Daniel was snoring on......
mdlbear: A pretty dilemma
Mandelbear (mdlbear)
snoring (link from and others). I apparently snore so loudly that my sleeps...
dinah_le_chat: Helpless
Dinah (dinah_le_chat)
a pace down the long corridor, round the corner, down another. The corridors echo sobbing, snoring, screaming, rambling......
damnamericans
Kristin (damnamericans)
foods. .<3 Strawberries. .Sleepyed. Today-- Woke up next to a sleepy Catherine and a snoring Evie, went to tutoring, went to the mall and got my gorge snowball dress which i...
the_bex: Headachey.
Bex (the_bex)
day. It will be a long, long time before I can consume Krystals again. My cat is snoring. I have a headache. I'm talking with a very drunk Jessica. I dyed my hair a ridiculously ...
goddesskutani: h;lvflvj,jgugtkbvb
Bjorn Axe Hammer Balthazar Del Fuego (goddesskutani)
SNORING IS PENETRATING THROUGH MY NOISE-CANCELLING HEADPHONES. I thought he was supposed to go home yesterday. ...and now...
smagogo
nineteen eighty-four (smagogo)
snoring problem.......
melissa_mary
melissa_mary (melissa_mary)
snoring.. and i couldent even grab my ipod to listen to.. ohh yeahh.. that was stolen!...
crazycarolyn3: what the fucking fuck dkskfjasl;fds;jf;asdlfd
Caro (crazycarolyn3)
snoring right now, and it is like the most bothersome noise ever because it sounds like...
mookie1993: 1 week today
mookie1993 (mookie1993)
snoring his f'ing head off! So I guess I am 9.5 pounds down the first week...
drownlikeafish
I'm not a failure, I swear. (drownlikeafish)
it was great, except for the part where i kept twitching, probably drooling, and snoring. yeah, that was probably bad for the people sitting near me. i had...
midnightprncess: Awww
midnightprncess (midnightprncess)
with her head cushioned on my leg. it's so incredibly adorable, cause she's snoring. Today was a good day. This morning I got a chance to work...
mizukaze: Djarum for the Win
the President of Dovnika (mizukaze)
(even just a little bit, although I think by the fact that he stopped snoring after I yelled over for him to take the blanket off of over his ...
thiscrazyworldd
kate sarah (thiscrazyworldd)
contemplating a rooming situation for next year - frustrated with the fact that my roommate's snoring keeps me up all night - sick and not wanting to do anything with myself - sad...
waterfires: Conceptual Realization: The Theoretical Applications of Humanity in Ethical Decision Making
waterfires (waterfires)
snoring of the dogs, all is good with the world. My social calendar is starting to pick...
pet_the_llama: spoiled rotten
thE claUdeS! (pet_the_llama)
i just move and let him have it. Oh and i also put up with his snoring and nightmare kicks. my dog's got identitiy issues.......
baby_boomerang
i creep across the land (baby_boomerang)
snoring/i'm wearing out the flooring in a cheap hotel. . . or i will be tonight, anyway;...
dungeonowlpost
Owlpost (dungeonowlpost)
without you here. I miss you loads, Mione. I've gotten so use to your snoring breathing at night it's hard to sleep without you here. I need to talk with ...
nutschmeg: feline breathe-right strips?
nutschmeg (nutschmeg)
8 followed by the mountain of sugar i had on my cereal at 10. ppt's snoring doesn't help, even though it's sorta precious. ......
specky_ie: Snore-kle
Specky (specky_ie)
test drive on one of those sticky things for my nose to stop me from snoring last night. It actually seemed to work very well, all my passages seemed very ...
darqstar: Huh?
Darqstar (darqstar)
snoring. And I'm not talking about just a whispy little bit of labored breathing, she...
i_blong_2_hwkfx: I feel SO accomplished!
Karen (i_blong_2_hwkfx)
snoring and I ended up feeling bad for waking HIM to ask him to reposition I...
buddhachic: Much Better
buddhachic (buddhachic)
Texas hold-um (sp?) with J.jr so I slept without the sound effects of his snoring for awhile anyway. Said he came to bed aroung 2am. Won't do much...
angelofmusic203: Please just don't play with me, my paper heart will bleed
angelofmusic203 (angelofmusic203)
on the way home and made up for some of the time that mom was snoring and I couldn't sleep. I can only hope the competition went well though. ...
corwin_black: KCACTF
Dimitrio Valentine, P.I. (corwin_black)
exciting and entertaining. Inability to sleep on the first night due to insomnia and several snoring roommates. First day of festival, preliminary round of competition, my partner and myself eliminated. ...
stvlads
stvlads (stvlads)
That means you get pics, so at least one good thing is coming from Mike's snoring.... Not too sure what's being implied Girls get ready for a night out Tiffy looking spiffy! ...
la_astria: Rise and Shine!
Carla (la_astria)
sleep at all last night. My brother is coughing right now and my dad's snoring has gotten more louder. I wish that I could go back to sleep but ...
adux
A snob that cusses like a sailor. (adux)
all have nasty colds at Noctiluca. My son is sleeping and I can hear him snoring over the baby monitor. Poor thing. I'm not too peachy myself, but I can ...
adtdancer: ughaglksjdd;flksj falsdkfja sdclug
adtdancer (adtdancer)
day at the local Bethel University: 5:16 AM - Awaken to the sound of my roommate snoring/talking in her sleep. 5:41 AM - Get up and go to the bathroom. Promptly fall ...
krookered
+ Brandie + (krookered)
will cuz im just the bomb. ok not really. lol. but anyways. dan is snoring so dman loud i cant even close my eyes. hes lucky hes such a ...
lackofharmony: Goodmorning..
Lack Of Harmony (lackofharmony)
I call it my mums room now, because she kicked my dad out because he's snoring. Lol. So he always......
solamentemi
solamentemi (solamentemi)
last time we had sex. Anyways, when he came he basically passed out, and starting snoring on my shoulder and twitching a little bit. It was adorable. He should sleep ...
thekryptonian: because yesterday was mellow
Most Certainly Diana (thekryptonian)
though I DESPERATELY wanted to stay awake. Fell asleep AFTER class in the library, snoring it up in Moffitt, and when I got home I was REALLY in some pissy......
shirl002: my foot is asleep
shirl002 (shirl002)
so i sleep in our bed alone. NOW i can actually spread out and no snoring!! woot. wish i didnt have to work tomorrow nite.... :(......
koba_tv: Random Stuff on a Rainy Saturday
koba_tv (koba_tv)
snoring... It's amazing how many stories get ripped off around the various sci-fi shows. Last night's Stargate:...
befreckleogu193: More
befreckleogu193 (befreckleogu193)
gray i cant go outside and play it looks really boaring i hear someone snoring and thats all i have to say there once was a girl named lisa...
suzinsenegal
Suzanne (suzinsenegal)
severely hope the sister I'll be sharing a room with does't hate me for my snoring. My current roommates are pretty good (Sarah and Christine). Even though they ...
necanthrope: CPAP Journal
zombie george washington (necanthrope)
last night. I definitely snored less, too. I think that most of the snoring issues from last night came from being still stuffed-up from the cold I had. ...
hell_san: Leeeave me alone! For christs sake!!!!!
hell_san (hell_san)
up ¬¬ and dad keeping me up till 3:30 in the morning with this snoring. On top of having to be up in time to get to my placement a...
aadi11
briana (aadi11)
naturally wake up. frank couldn't fall asleep again after i woke him up from snoring, so he's still sleeping. i'm not sure what time he came to bed, but it...
be_my_hero: people are funny.
jessye (be_my_hero)
and Michael are gone. I'm glad to have the house to myself. It means no snoring at night, and playing loud music and singing in the shower- yes. It also ...
purplefidget: Restless...
purplefidget (purplefidget)
can't sleep. Steve and I spent most of today in bed, and while he is snoring blissfully right now (I can actually hear him from downstairs) I am awake and ...
cupcakesnkisses: warm kisses...
cupcakesnkisses (cupcakesnkisses)
i miss the most.. waking up in the middle of the night from his loud snoring seeing his face realizing he's still here.. and......
megstarchic: I can't believe this is happening... AGAIN
Megan (megstarchic)
Panera AKA my office. And I am, once again, sitting next to a man who is SNORING. Doesn't anyone take naps at home anymore? My life is AMAZING (which shows how ...
jess_themess: Internet Binge
Jessica Romo (jess_themess)
back till 8 in the morning. At least I get to sleep in peace without snoring! Though it will be quite boring and lonely :( I took a nap with ...
specialscout: An Ode to Dusek.
specialscout (specialscout)
Kate: » ps: remember that time i came home from work (last night) and found dusek, snoring, on the toilet. » also naked » and, asleep with her butt still on seat, and ...
arcticsilence
arcticsilence (arcticsilence)
bed, just getting into the good part, after the forgotten dreams, the deep deep snoring sleep. My dad woke me up, and told me I should get dressed incase...
captain_nancy
Tommy Clark (captain_nancy)
SNORING IM GOING TO KILL YOU! becca. i need a smoke. come knock on my door if...
itsjustjane: It's hard to believe you remember me.
.jaaane. (itsjustjane)
I can't pick just one! 1. DO YOU SNORE? Definitely not. I can't STAND the sound of snoring. 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Um....lover? Mixture of both? I have no idea. 3. ...
intradermica687: Specific snoring info about Snoring Solution -- No
intradermica687 (intradermica687)
snoring reviewer with initials TRM comments: This snoring site does not fool around with the snoring...
damnskippytoo: What's the most boring thing you've ever done?
Deb (damnskippytoo)
medical insurance benefits? I know there must be or all these brokers would be snoring away the day instead of answering my questions all chipper and please shoot me ...
blue_n_lou: Blue's Birthday.^^
istriazel (blue_n_lou)
I open it.^^ Puppy in the box pic.^^ Ooh...bubblewrap... 0.0 Without the bubblewrap.. Pillows! XD Iside the box... (someone's still snoring.. XD) The mummy!! XD (poor guy, his feet got twisted in packaging... >_......
ihavetwoguns: to pass the time
ihavetwoguns (ihavetwoguns)
your middle name? Kerri 2. What size is your bed? full 3.What are you listening to right now? el snoring 4. What are the last 2 digits in your house phone number? 52 5. What was the last...
harvandjo: Plane blues
Harv and Jo (harvandjo)
we have no leg room to stretch. Its the sound of 30 people heavily snoring right in front of us in first class thats keeping us from getting a......
peterschaefer
Schaef (peterschaefer)
and sex toys. *grins* He also babbled about Mickey Mouse ears and Ilya snoring. It was awesome. ;) I also got ridiculously spoiled tonight. You spent way ...
sombraoscura: Awake? Who, me?
Aubrey (sombraoscura)
that when my boyfriend stays over, but it wasn't because he kept me up with snoring or that I was restless. I'm actually awake. It's weird. I'm energized and everything. ...
themoon72
themoon72 (themoon72)
Where is everyone??????????????????? It is only 11:30ish here on the East coat. Also my dog is snoring. And my husband is mad. I need another drink..............................
contractusme980: No Welcome Home For Latics
contractusme980 (contractusme980)
in what was our first ever major cup final.. More on Best Cure For Snoring. Read the full story here......
interantagon777: Mouthpiece Snoring, Silent Night Snore Stopper, An
interantagon777 (interantagon777)
and do as many searches on the internet, especially my most recent fascination with mouthpiece snoring, but certainly not to overdo my body's capacity......
anabelle7321: blah day
anabelle7321 (anabelle7321)
I dreamt that I was in the original cast of Rent...as Maureen. Later today Willoughby was snoring and it was the funniest thing ever. I watched Closer....I still can't decide about that ...
jjemerino
Jack Jemerino (jjemerino)
snoring (he's feigning, it's storing, the dreams were imploring) He went to bed (Wherewithal dreads) And hit his head...
redshoemagoo: my science class
redshoemagoo (redshoemagoo)
cant stay awake because it is so boring, im still so suprised he cant hear my snoring, Hopefully this semester i will pass, after that happens ill be out of his class. The End......
squeeb
Squeeb Spiegel (squeeb)
talking to someone who's been your friend since high school, and put up with your snoring on an 18 hour car drive.......
chilotomyqui668: Spray To Stop Snoring focused info all about snori
chilotomyqui668 (chilotomyqui668)
It's like going and doing something mindless like go to a site for treatment of snoring. I mean, why would I......
spdrmnkylzrd: Demon Kitty
spdrmnkylzrd (spdrmnkylzrd)
position, and get Nick back for all the night's that he keeps me awake snoring. Of course that meant that the cat was extra anxious to get me u...
swee_t_pi: feeling blah
Kiersten (swee_t_pi)
two live there though...so i was tsill working til 1. waiting for the rentals to stop snoring......likely to be waiting awhile..... gonna watch a movie on the new toy!! YAY!!......
dimericzaram601: Service sector hits growth spurt
dimericzaram601 (dimericzaram601)
above 50 ... ... read more here and don't get tied up in other Nebraska Snoring type of topics.......
indicativech527: Independent Operators Say High Gas Prices Are No J
indicativech527 (indicativech527)
several workers ... ... read more here and don't get tied up in other Nebraska Snoring type of topics.......