r. kelly

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olivianimm: fairhaven, ma
Olivia Nimm (olivianimm)
kendra's mom. also: burgers, vodka, swimming pools, hot tubs, more burgers, more vodka, playgrounds, slides, zombies, r. kelly videos. it's the stuff dreams are made of.......
ashleyangel131
Ashley (ashleyangel131)
that for a while! Hmm anyway... I watched Wild Boyz a lot today. And baseball. And... the R. Kelly 'trapped in a cloest' videos def come on @ 12:30 tonight so I'm going...
analog_boy: Buenos Aires
Analog Boy (analog_boy)
atrick Wolf -......
captainvern
Vern (captainvern)
frickin' ridiculous. Oh man oh man. OK, so, I was looking for lyrics to this new R. Kelly song called "Sex In The Kitchen" so that I could show my friends just...
thom413: The nadir of musical expression has arrived...
thom413 (thom413)
R. Kelly. He's Trapped In The Closet. Don't let him out. Have any of you heard...
teaberryg: brief
Gabrielle Leah (teaberryg)
I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the other night and liked it. Sorry, no R. Kelly appearances. Darn. Depp Fest '05 has found its way to the ghetto. Thank you ...
southy: stuff
southy (southy)
touch 2 - Kanye West - Diamons are Forever 3 - Marques houston - Naked 4 - R. Kelly - Slow Wind 5 - R.Kelly - Burnin' Up 6 - Green day - when you...
udontknome85: lyfe...must be nice
udontknome85 (udontknome85)
mom again. The last tyme was so embarrassing. Well, Well, Well this doggone R. Kelly song "Trapped in th closet" Is driving me completly crazy! I've had i...
9emeraldeyes
9emeraldeyes (9emeraldeyes)
than J. Lo in her jeans? and could it be that me and he are tighter than R. Kelly in his teens?" -M.I.A. (URAQT) *sigh* Oh Maya, you rock my world.......
firewater66
Inappropriata (firewater66)
e spice girls, backstreet boys and britney spears. Or perhaps trapped in a closet with R. Kelly? Speaking of trapped in a closet, we and my confused housemates got locked in ...
notbetsy_damnit
Elizabeth (notbetsy_damnit)
do I want to stop. Bad. Has anyone seen that particularly crazy and retarded R. Kelly thing (on MTV I think it was?) about being in the closet? Work-Ben told...
chats_noirs: Day 6: Damn, this has been a long work week.
chats_noirs (chats_noirs)
had anniversary nookie. EEK told me he had a celebrity sighting at the courthouse yesterday: R. Kelly, who is of course spending much time in court defending himself on child pornography...
eurekapaprika
Eureka Paprika (eurekapaprika)
also plays videos. I know this because I sleep with the tv on. R. Kelly woke me up one night singing about being in the closet. It ...
babzen: My brother posted this message for all to see on friendster...
BabZen (babzen)
Well I probably have a couple others too. But I am pretty sure my FREE R. KELLY shirt is still acceptable.......
janejellyroll: And I'm like “God, please don’t let this man open his closet.”
jane (janejellyroll)
what--I saw the video for "Trapped in the Closet (Part 1 of 6)" by R. Kelly last night and I LOVED IT. The fact that the song is terrib...
texas_lizard: "Sippin on coke and rum"....cept I don't drink coke and have no rum
Texas_Lizard (texas_lizard)
of carbonated sugar with some potent alcohol and drink it. But toot toot, as R. Kelly says it. Hahaha. So I was online without a soul to talk to cept...
spampy: It's official: Mike Tyson is a dirty ho.
Mr. Jiggy Fly (spampy)
the only other person who would want this video to be made has to be R. Kelly, because then everyone would forget all about his ghetto tape with underage kids ...
pabadsantos
p p p p atricia! (pabadsantos)
being a racist. This is not to say, you know, you have license to bring R. Kelly home for dinner. He was ten-speeding a gazillion miles per hour through Central Park. ...
erica_schmerica
Erica (erica_schmerica)
writting about. So I dont know if any of you have watched the R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet things, but dear lord. I remember Daniel and Shawn ...
banzaigrrl: Wow, how thoroughly annoying
banzaigrrl (banzaigrrl)
Heart, Toni Braxton 5. Can't Nobody Hold Me Down, Puff Daddy 6. I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly 7. Don't Let Go (Love), En Vogue 8. Return Of The Mack, Mark Morrison 9. How ...
pepperkat: And the Year was 1997
Jess C. (pepperkat)
Heart, Toni Braxton 5. Can't Nobody Hold Me Down, Puff Daddy 6. I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly 7. Don't Let Go (Love), En Vogue 8. Return Of The Mack, Mark Morrison 9. How ...
xoverusedx: VMAS
A REAL winner. (xoverusedx)
time is 7:30 and we have dinner with Island people at 8. Gotta run. More pictures R. KELLY THE CREW ......
boogiemcwoogie: that was one WET award show
boogiemcwoogie (boogiemcwoogie)
iful woman alive i'm not bi or anything, but i wouldn't mind if shakira rode me LoL r. kelly must be practicing his one-man show for his jail cell. oooh jesse mccartney ...
rip_time: ten fingers ten toes, i'm done see ya next year
rip_time (rip_time)
7003) excuse me,” most of the time it’s in aisle 3   So smoothe…’ Gym teacher How smoothe?\/// ‘student R. Kelly smoothe’ Gym Teacher What? student Before TP-2’ Gym teacher Oh, well then all right. 'student   & you ...
chunkylover14 (in ilovemikemayer)
None of the people in my userpictures are me (chunkylover14)
R. Kelly is the highlight of my summer. How about you?......
shinobi108
Howie (shinobi108)
invention since the Polio vaccine.  Thank you Ganstagadgets.com!   Also check out the Ipod Spinner and the R. Kelly Golden Showerhead.    ......
ieatpiglegs
Chris to the Cole (ieatpiglegs)
R. Kelly from a few years back? You know, before he was screwing and pissing on...
jut0085: We could stay here, stay out all night...no one will know but us and the moonlight
JustinFerrone (jut0085)
rosario dawson and taye diggs...seen the show, been to two yankee games, parties, vma's, r. kelly, MT and much much more. Yet as much fun as I'm having I'm...
sarcasmchick: Please, please, don't ask me why.
Codename: Emily (sarcasmchick)
HOT My Chemical Romance = HOT Not letting MCR or Shakira play their whole song = LAME R. Kelly = Retarded Letting R. Kelly "perform" like all of his "in the closet" series =...
richyrichpimpin: A few more songs...JUNE 12
richyrichpimpin (richyrichpimpin)
Don't Know (Remix) Papoose - Chess Razah Feat. Juelz Santana - Not My Baby Fat Joe Feat. R. Kelly - So Hot Boyz N Da Hood- Dem Boyz......
dro3030: More Cowbell: Good bye Ramsey
dro3030 (dro3030)
a joke...i've been there live, they're not that good. Hulk Hogan's son is a tool how is r. kelly still around... you can add boybands, r. kelly,......
yossarian_1211: Not another one...
yossarian_1211 (yossarian_1211)
be Lenny Kravitz, Wyclef Jean, Lauryn Hill, Missy Elliott, Ciara, Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds, Yolanda Adams, R. Kelly, Mary J. Blige and the O'Jays." Thats a lot of rich artists. Instead......
thedeedisdone: you're my work of art
thedeedisdone (thedeedisdone)
at a time. No joke. I like my major. We get to listen to R. Kelly in class. The more I hear Trapped in a Closet, the more ...
magnetmind: Only sick music makes money today. - F. Nietzsche
Kel (magnetmind)
for years, "Do the bump and grind in your prime". Although I guess if R. Kelly ever covered it, he could sing it that way. Speaking of Bob Dylan and ...
chagrins
Chagrins (chagrins)
R. Kelly. He rules. Not just trapped in the closet (even though that's my favorite) but all of his songs. ^-^......
postcard_life: This is great
postcard_life (postcard_life)
at Augusta. Kelly needs a 12 year old to pee on. Taken from a reference to R. Kelly. Kelly needs a helping hand. Kelly needs to a part of a loving, committed marriage. ...
k_wheazy
Karwhea Yuan (k_wheazy)
months which is weird but good right? But anywyas what the hell is up with R. Kelly......
lele628: Meme 1
lele628 (lele628)
I Cry by K-Ci and Jojo (R&B Slow Jam) 3. Calling All Girls by ATL feat. R. Kelly (Medium paced R&B) 4. Money Ain't A Thing by Jay-Z & JD (Rap) 5. Girlfriend ...
foolishmortal: No seriously, it's all just R. Kelly quotes
No Pumpkin, No Game (foolishmortal)
so hilarious that my soul hurts. A bedtime story for all ages, courtesy of R. Kelly. "then I said baby we must slow down" "and I said cool ...
jamesaholic
jim (jamesaholic)
R. Kelly fart in my dinner... tonight......
sofiassister: "Artists" Who Piss Me Off
sofiassister (sofiassister)
you expecting Ward Cleaver? Ditch the dead weight, sweetie. You've got a kid to think about. R. Kelly: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do......
jennib82: LOL!
jennib82 (jennib82)
that ain't no ho, ho, ho...!" Your 2005 Song Is Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly "And now I'm in......
smokh: i broke wind
smokh (smokh)
peed on my self (accidently) sofia vadimovna baeva thought it was yummy, i personally thought going R. Kelly on myself wasnt that accelerating......
lovely_beauti: Just wondering...
Chelshi (lovely_beauti)
on me bed typing on here in my skivies and listening to Sex Me by R. Kelly. How appealing. lol......
superyessica: i'm for serious
pwup! (superyessica)
R. Kelly may be trapped within. "peekaboo! i'm boutsta pee on you!" oh goodness.......
human_taxidermy: todays famous birthdays....
human_taxidermy (human_taxidermy)
1935 Shirley Bassey 1937 Robby Krieger 1941 Graham Chapman 1941 Stephen Hawking 1942 David Bowie 1947 Paul King (Blue Oyster Cult) 1948 R. Kelly 1969 some small town kid still pickin & grinnin in the great NW... 1975......
xo5slide5xo: ..u said u were insane.. u said it all... BRAIN SCREWD MEGAN CONDONN!!!
xo5slide5xo (xo5slide5xo)
182 (wat..) Falling in love: brighter than sunshine - aqualung Love scene: bump n grind- r. kelly (hAHahah) Fight scene: devastator- The Blood Brothers Breaking up: time to break ...
chao_one: Cursedtastic
Chao-One (chao_one)
it is. The H is with the jailbait hittin' on me like I have R. Kelly sign on my back. Especially these fresh into HS dames. Seriously now, do ...
retarted_genius: This is just funny to me!!!
retarted_genius (retarted_genius)
long and I find it to be one of the funnest things I have ever seen!!! R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet (Chp. 1 ... Provided by VideoCodes4U.com ......
gentle_revenge
gentle_revenge (gentle_revenge)
R. Kelly — «Sex in the Kitchen» Кухня вообще не самое плохое место для любви. И...
glory_to_glory: Quizzes
glory_to_glory (glory_to_glory)
on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com Kathy is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:Yo mamma To:R. Kelly Why?Because you went fishing with them and they caught the biggest fish Take this quiz at...
greatgazza
Crouching Gary, Hidden Behind A Bush (greatgazza)
this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Greatgazza is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:Word to your mother To:R. Kelly Why?Because they were trying to kill you with a tazer Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com You are...
courtgabgi: Melanie
courtgabgi (courtgabgi)
R. Kelly, Ashanti, Green Day and Jewel also sing about such a horrible disrespect. Ok, ok...to...
jmuimui514
Jenessa (jmuimui514)
time: Shortest Song: Dog Fight(instrumental) - Move? Longest Song: Trapped In the Closed (1-5) - R. Kelly Sort by artist: First Artist: some chinese guy Last Artist: blank Sort by album: Firs...
sexican_goddess: Download List
Blanca (sexican_goddess)
Friend" - Mario "4 Minutes" - Avant "best Friend" 50 cent ft Olivia "Feeling On your Booty" - R. Kelly "Fortunate" - Maxwell "Beep" - PCD ft Will.i.am I totally love iTunes "radio" option...it sucks at ...
sandieshewrites
sandieshewrites (sandieshewrites)
a UT student organization called Feminists of Color United are planning to protest the R. Kelly concert. They're not registered with SALD, but I found this Daily Texan article ...
njwaveryder: What are you?
njwaveryder (njwaveryder)
R. Kelly "And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out Just how I'm gonna get...
terrellkillsyou: YOOO. life is all about sex, BK, cartoons & cap n' crunch!
terrellkillsyou (terrellkillsyou)
her. best friends fo' lyfe! i got the sigur ros cd. my parents went to the r. kelly concert friday. i was JEALOUS. i wanted him to piss on me. I WENT ...
withouttalent: It makes me feel better..
Billious Normanus (withouttalent)
like this existed!  I saw the South Park scientology episode, and was confused about R. Kelly and what he had to do with anything.  Now all is clear.I remember when...
kinkylovin
MS13 (kinkylovin)
of his car. Then Becca took me to the movies. Hannah just suggested we see R. Kelly on our way down south. If I love you,......