plumber

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peaceful_harbor: Move over, Bob Villa!
Harbor Guy (peaceful_harbor)
all by myself. (I did leave the installation of the new one to the professional plumber, but it was still a HUGE achievement in my book.) Yay me!......
wendelloni: State of my life
JR McWendell (wendelloni)
the electrical wire for my new pump is just lying in the driveway. The plumber used the bails of hay that had been holding back the silt and debris ...
pseudopicasso
Rae (pseudopicasso)
plumber came today and said that we need to replace the main sewer line (oh yummy)...
sgt_pepper13
sgt_pepper13 (sgt_pepper13)
but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy because you ...
flame_xslut: ....pudding?
elle (flame_xslut)
an eventful couple of days. Yeah so...yeah.... Gavin is awesome on a stick. JuStIn8842 (4:59:12 PM): yay the plumber is gone JuStIn8842 (4:59:19 PM): i can finally take a shit xSexNCandiex (4:59:26 PM): hahaha JuStIn8842 (4:59:30 ...
allmyheroesdie
allmyheroesdie (allmyheroesdie)
but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy because you ...
oriolegirl: It's Friday!
Ann (oriolegirl)
ush to the time it stops - and I've been really lazy about calling a plumber to come and check it out. (And, no, it's nothing a jiggle of ...
sabeelah: whew!
the never ending story (sabeelah)
said why? i didn't plant them! LOL. anyway, back to the bullit. seems he had a plumber in to do something and they found a leak somewhere in the line that caused...
tricia_huang
Patty Huang (tricia_huang)
plumber......
red_chaos1: Ross Dale Cox
Catalytic Fatality (red_chaos1)
he studied automotive technology and soon after married Roxie Pursley. He became a journeyman plumber and ran his father-in-law's business for several years and also was a reserve officer fo...
poult: no water!
tohio (poult)
plumber down the road to have a quick look he suggested taking off the plaster and...
nyssacrman
NyssaCrman (nyssacrman)
objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist,......
danoplayer320: Lalala
The Great Reverend (danoplayer320)
a few bucks from some friends... who knows, maybe i will just work for the plumber that day, i dont know... In other news, my car is going into the shop ...
stellar_dust
katycat (stellar_dust)
I'm no longer living in ND. This morning when I was home waiting for the plumber to call (who, of course, never did so) I was woken by a call from...
lumberjackmatt: w00t for oregon
Matty (lumberjackmatt)
tell me the toilet was overflowing and that she would need to call a plumber and so i needed to be up to deal with it all bc everyone else...
cyrulean: highlights of my day
Xyn (cyrulean)
down the side of the building and toilets are overflowing, so we're gonna have the plumber out, see if we can't fix the problem, but in the meantime try and......
__youcouldbegay: here, i'm gonna tell you whats excellent:
__youcouldbegay (__youcouldbegay)
taking up residence in PA for 3 days in a tent with an alcoholic, a plumber, a jew and a kid who throws his own shit, living off of peanut ...
celesalk: Lost Spoilers
The Tiffany (celesalk)
last season. On Desperate Housewives, the first episode will open by showing what happens when plumber Mike (James Denton) goes into the house where agitated teen Zach (Cody Kasch) is holding...
fuzzy_mushr00m: MY BOSS IS THE BIGGEST WANKER!
fuzzy_mushr00m (fuzzy_mushr00m)
plumber to call us all week...and of course he doesn't come around when I'm not going...
sj_me2u: Kindergym
SJ (sj_me2u)
plumber out again on Thursday, Kindergym didn't happen until yesterday. The upside - LJ loved it....
shitfuckshit
shitfuckshit (shitfuckshit)
on foot. the doctor wore his stethoscope as those it were a second watch, the plumber snaked coils of tubing around his body, and the seamstress became a veritable gershon, ...
aet: Välikäimlate arheoloogia
Aet (aet)
plumber, which had led to his principal hobby: privy digging. Using nineteenth-century insurance maps of Charleston,...
whoisroythe3rd: Fun with links-
whoisroythe3rd (whoisroythe3rd)
of Castlevania, and more, right? And, while you're at it, check out the world's most famous plumber.......
kenna_boo
mckenna (kenna_boo)
in the shower and got dressed... then we went to my grandpas house and the plumber came over to fix.. well.. the plumbing i guess lol! while we were there ...
chrismajik
Chris (chrismajik)
in the drain once a month, something about waiting till morning, and no Liquid Plumber. We didn't know if it was put the stuff in and wait till morning, or jus...
kassto: Ashes to Ashes
kassto (kassto)
bed before I jinx them. Why are tradesmen so lovely? I had a wonderful young plumber round yesterday, he was a real honey -- came to fix a leaking pipe under...
tygrbabe
tyg (tygrbabe)
insurance says the sink is still good 'cuz that means i have to get a plumber in there to unhook it. ah well, it was custom so it's cheaper to ...
rufusuk: House Update
rufusuk (rufusuk)
the TV have been fitted (and tested out, and it works well!). Hopefully on Wednesday the plumber/gas man will come to......
teddibear (in jseb_blog2005): Slogging through...
TB (teddibear)
n running for over 10 years. Yes I know, it's finally time to get a plumber out now that I live here and all. Well the last few weeks my ...
seto_kaiba_boi (in setosplayhouse)
Kaiba Seto (seto_kaiba_boi)
plumber will not be arriving until tomorrow. Do not question me on this again. There is...
dunkelza: Water Use Test.
Dunkie (dunkelza)
plumber named Luigi. NO, he didn't wear a green hat. He had a red...
j_nadia
j_nadia (j_nadia)
busy day for a day off school. *8am. Took cat to the vet *Potter around *Plumber/tile person rings and asks to come over *Search house for spare tiles *Went to ...
samlawther: Mario Superstar Baseball
sam lawther (samlawther)
preview of a Mario game. Why? Its a Mario game. The only semi-complicated Italian Plumber game I have ever played it Paper Mario. You know, the dumbed down RPG. Anywa...
aminosays: 'tis a sad day
amino (aminosays)
about my denim dilemma and the impending need to try on 2387423 pairs of circulation cutting/plumber butt inducing/generally funnily shaped/overpriced jeans in hip stores with sneering staff. on the bright side, ...
cochuin: flirting isnt fun when the other person doesnt flirt back
Andy (cochuin)
pipes wont stay on; so i get to fix it tomorrow. YAY, i can play plumber. i get to let my crack show. um, yea, thats not me. went to ...
yarn_and_yoga: Trying to get back to my "normal" rhythms ...
yarn_and_yoga (yarn_and_yoga)
I did get up (just barely) before 7, watered a couple patches of lawn (the plumber recommended watering for 15-20 minutes, then letting the well refresh for an equal amount ...
purpletribble: Bwahaha!
purpletribble (purpletribble)
objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist,......
toscaong: playing house
O! Tosca (toscaong)
avoid the weekend crowd. Now i take leave to stay home to wait for the plumber/electrician/gas man to arrive. oh, and i still dont shop on a weekend along Orchard ...
pleaseripmeopen: too long
sebastien (pleaseripmeopen)
'tea for two' Kohler bathtub. I think it may be a knucklebone. I've told the plumber the stains are rust. The fittings are sterling silver. I love the fact it's called ...
forceonature: In other Nigel news...
Jimmy James (forceonature)
me drained their bathtub mine would spit up dirty water all over the place. A plumber came and cleaned out the system. It......
heebie_geebie: my lifestyle
heebie_geebie (heebie_geebie)
plumber will come. And then I will shop with Kally. It's fun to shop when my...
obeer: Yes, I'm sappy
obeer (obeer)
roses on the way home. I might even use Tal's idea. Btw, I hired a plumber this morning to do the rough in plumbing for the bathroom. He surprised ...
suarez: Yes, you've deciphered my elaborate scheme.
Suarez (suarez)
that resources are being put forth to bring you your video game about a cartoon plumber participating in Americas' favourite pastime that doesn't involve shooting brown people. Only a ...
emtab
emtab (emtab)
of) but it wasn't too bad. Ass crack is going to far. You look like a plumber. Only plumbers have this privelege. Everyone else... no ass crack to be shown. To sum up, ...
carsonfire: Much faster now, thank you!
Carson Fire (carsonfire)
things that are finally going right. We've got cool air in the house and a plumber may even be......
m_toast: And now it's Miller time
m_toast (m_toast)
plumber come out to Casa Toast this week. I noticed that the faucet at the side...
pr00f_0f_d3f: just for the record, there's no such thing as a wise alcoholic. kthxbye
Joe "Cream of Tartar" (tm) Terranova (pr00f_0f_d3f)
plumber in your house and having a guy measuring windows in your room. That doesn't really fit...
conwaz: Media Alert!
conwaz (conwaz)
else is happening. Nothing of note. Eddie Izzard is on. "You're a plumber? What on Earth is that?" Better go watch! *Aren't you glad I'm here ...
feuerkugel
Lewis (feuerkugel)
is it me? I've decided it's them. I bet they treat their mechanic and their plumber the same way they treat me. It's a mentality instilled them by the Ivory ...
spartantriangle: I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
I sure like Eicher. (spartantriangle)
Plumber. Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!? Landshark: Flowers. Lady: What... for who? Landshark: Plumber Lady: ...you're...that crazy...
nathan_courtney: A very dull weekend
Nathan Courtney (nathan_courtney)
wall up to head height... I had to bow out gracefully and call in a plumber. Last winter the radiator in our living room didn't head up properly. Reading my trusty ...
anuan619: In other news!
anuan619 (anuan619)
the Sonic the Hedgehog games. Anyone from ANY of those games could kick marios fat plumber ass >Childhood dream?become a wrestlerYour charm point?i can make people laugh.Self rival you've taken ...
zpurdyinpinkz: Not so hot
{...* Kathryn *...} (zpurdyinpinkz)
be able to use most of the bathroom by today but no. The dumbshit nasty plumber (we got rid of him) who i found peaking in on me while i slept {ca...
angstzeit: Boy is this house stacked!
Can you feel it? I can't. (angstzeit)
cheese more binding. What should we do? In the end not much. Obviously calling a plumber to come and jackhammer......
cerulean_blue05: travails
cerulean_blue05 (cerulean_blue05)
Except the tub. The faucets and shower set seem cheesy, but maybe because our plumber managed to put the showerhead in upside down. Cracked pedestal sink, anyone? ...
wraithdragon
Wraith Dragon (wraithdragon)
a phone call. I wouldn't of gotten out of bed normally, but I'm expecting a plumber to call and......... ergh, my place is fucked. Anyways but this call wasn't from ...
marisbiss: te he he
marisbiss (marisbiss)
a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest ...
deerdancer22: SOMETHING FUN TO READ
Jillaurie (deerdancer22)
Plumber Treasury Secretary EWM - (September 27, 2005) The White House is red-faced after yet another appointment...
hs_p: Test Tube
hs_p (hs_p)
Plumber-Organic Feedback......
lupaloo
Queen Lupa (lupaloo)
thinking he wanted to have his coffee first before I show up on his doorstep. Poor plumber. I almost feel sorry for him.......
nick012000: Another test...
nick012000 (nick012000)
objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist,......
bzzztmonkey: The List
bzzztmonkey (bzzztmonkey)
enters the church The tool Hammers the nail The finger bursts the bubble The Plumber cleans the pipe The garbo puts it in the bin The dog-walker puts it in...
iamthygoddess
Carrie (iamthygoddess)
you?!!created with QuizFarm.com shes kinda hott.. and i have to pee.. but we can't run any water..the plumber is here trying to find the leak in our pipes under the house... grrrrrrrrrrrrr......
loveisforever18: Last Night
loveisforever18 (loveisforever18)
a blast but it was so cold there were so amazing outfits there was a plumber with the bittcrack and a plunger it was the best i've ever seen and ...
draconicdemonic
Your Lady Overkill (draconicdemonic)
back there (or to Schenectady) and stay there. Live in a trailer, marry some plumber, and have 3 kids, all of their names starting with K or some other lett...
beautypersoni: Plumb Loco
Christopher J. Carlson (beautypersoni)
plumber and his assistant/daughter were here to install the new taps for the bathtub. My father...
the_vsa: Draco Dormouse
The Very Secret Archives (the_vsa)
of Hogheaven School of Buggery and Magpies. That's because he wanted to be a plumber, not a Magpie. Draco was blessed with an unusually long snake, and it ...
moonpearl
moonpearl (moonpearl)
plumber, To mend the faucets in the sky, And the dew, beading on flowers, Seems to only weigh them...
shari_vari
shari_vari (shari_vari)
plumber to come. cool! didn't have to go to work.. problem is now i don't feel...
mr_neighbor
mr_neighbor (mr_neighbor)
a mildewy pipe for a few weeks. Yackkkkkk! We still need to call in the plumber to uninstall the upstairs toilet and sink. We're replacing the pipes and Mike's dad ...
melisabot: grrr.
o_O (melisabot)
plumber. My radiator has been leaking into the apartment downstairs for, hmmm... 2 years now. Leaking...
ziptie_bandit: The phone call the bible never talks about...
Zip-Tie Bandit (ziptie_bandit)
that nice boy Zachariah? His father's a Pharisee you know. You aren't still seeing that plumber or carpenter or whatever are you? You know how he gives your father indigestion. ...
babysalxo: damn tub
babysalxo (babysalxo)
be really fun to get an impossible clog in it today. A bottle of liquid plumber and 2 things of Foaming Pipe Snake later and the damn thing still feels the ...
craftybecky: Hot three-way remodeling action!
craftybecky (craftybecky)
plumber has finally shown up with his son to work on the bathroom so, today we...
mk_xiii: Florida, Day 17
mk_xiii (mk_xiii)
I was blue in the face but no luck. So we are having a plumber stop by tomorrow. In the meantime, I don't have anyplace to take a ...
madamebella
Marie (madamebella)
a new dish. Friday, the flooring company is coming to finish the bathroom. The plumber too. Monday, my parents will be here. Alex and I didn't have living room ...
apollo_eclipse: Things looking better....
Milissa (apollo_eclipse)
plumber came and took out the tub (Chance didn't have the right saw), he put in...
superfunkmobile: Boring pluming stories
Megan (with girl with the glasses) (superfunkmobile)
plumber over here from Centennial right now, fixing a ton of problems with two of our...
chibymaster: they shoot horses dont they?
Captain Montag (chibymaster)
plumber look-a-like contest this weekend (never did) im sad for the snake even though sports are yet only...
ducky_the_dutch
ducky_the_dutch (ducky_the_dutch)
plumber... i'm nervous. wish me luck......
maetang: It was the plumber in the bathroom with my stepladder.
Mae (maetang)
plumber round this afternoon to look at an overflow problem. I would have liked a bit...
elbiesee: Um, ow.
elbiesee (elbiesee)
CuteDoc said it would, fester into something nasty. So. I'll make a call to my plumber gyno......
ladysephiroth: Bathroom Foo ....
LadySephiroth (ladysephiroth)
ub Scrubbers, and it really works well. I also got some of that Liquid Plumber Foaming Pipe Snake ... I wanted to see how well it worked, as we ...
butchonwheels: cause when you cry just a little....
Bennett (butchonwheels)
rotting food and stale cigarettes. im putting in a work order for the plumber tomorrow so he can clean out my drain or something. as for the c...
rhybeka: $740 and a tax refund later...
rhybeka (rhybeka)
plumber was here to fix our sink ($240 bill), the chimney man called and said he...
giddiot: so scandalous!
giddiot (giddiot)
e. on another unrelated topic its really cold because our heater is not working but the plumber is here trying to fix it *crosses fingers* okay i officially have nothing to say ...
anzhalyu: House Woes
anzhalyu (anzhalyu)
had to make an emergency run to Meijer. Thank goodness for 24-hour stores! Anyway. The plumber thinks that the painters threw some mud down the sink or shower.......
nickhuhn
Nick Huhn (nickhuhn)
all these years. ya damn right i march to the beat of a different plumber, and that's probably why we all got along so well. shit, the most ...
celtic_man: Head for the hills! The Alphas are coming!
Dave (celtic_man)
at the weekend celebrating Imbolc with a Witches Coven." He does an impression of a plumber just before they tell you how much it's gonna cost to fix a dripping tap...
hard2offend
hard2offend (hard2offend)
n't believe that it took that long. Mostly, the delay was caused by the plumber (my neighbour). He is a very nice person, just a lousy plumber. ...
shadowycat
shadowycat (shadowycat)
plumber to call, but I have a feeling that it's a futile gesture on my part....
theprincessc
theprincessc (theprincessc)
this day has already begun a little better because of a hot shower. The plumber finally came to look at our showers and turns out there are/were "scald guards" ...
really_laconic
David King (really_laconic)
his late twenties to early thirties. Since then, David's turned his life around and become a plumber.......
ellenneithernor: obvious headline of the week
Ellen (ellenneithernor)
fiction! And that goes for all of you who really think Jesus was a 19th-century plumber, as is alleged in the book (not).......
goodnysgrace
goodnysgrace (goodnysgrace)
....
emily_stranger: HARK! Thou hast red tape setteth upon thee.........
emily_stranger (emily_stranger)
which was also not downtown but... So okay, fine. They are sending. 1.A building inspector 2. A plumber 3.An electrician 4. The Fire Marshall 5. A Building engineer TODAY.... a week to get them......
redbird57: I have beaten the sink!  Victory is mine!
Redbird (redbird57)
kitchen sink has refused to drain. I've poured countless bottles of draino and liquid plumber own the thing to no avail, I've even plunged it.  So today I desided I...
jak_the_parrot: Je reste en Denmark. Venez nombreux!
jak_the_parrot (jak_the_parrot)
on his cabinet. Now... my drawer, as of yesterday, features this local celebrity - the "Polish Plumber" Jedną z......
the5yeardecline: perfect sense
Brentron (the5yeardecline)
better. or maybe i just had a pretty good day or something. there is a plumber at my apartment and it sort of uneases me. being in the same place ...
greyfoxfire: Disaster
greyfoxfire (greyfoxfire)
very interesting. From Neko's house to mine, I've been shadowed by suspiciously retro "Friendly Plumber" vans. No less than 4. And one is circling the block...wonder what's up. Now then, I've...
winky_dink: work sucks
winky_dink (winky_dink)
mickey in a UT uniform, mickey in a Marines uniform, as a pilot, as a plumber, stamps, ect. ect. ect. You get the idea. It was creepy, and......
ij_tlc: OK, SO I BROKE IT ALREADY!
ij_tlc (ij_tlc)
came back up with force! I was shocked. Now I have the stupid plumber coming out tomorrow......
wisconsin_pucke: Ayellow Toilet Seat
wisconsin_pucke (wisconsin_pucke)
system charlestonWater filters for refridgeratorsPur water filterWater filters for wellsCounter top water filters manufacturersAmerican plumber water filter cartridgesPromo for pur water filterBrita water filters ukLaundry waste wat. More info on...
goldendelicius: Icicles are pretty
goldendelicius (goldendelicius)
and wrapped in two blankets, I was shivering. Yes. Then my dad came home, the plumber showed, and it turns out we will not have warmth until Tuesday, when the......
fireglideflht: Open List Update
Sam (fireglideflht)
-------- My house burned down in a flash of thunder. My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber. My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry. My dog got squashed by a pickup ...
stumpygoth: Nice Weekend
stumpygoth (stumpygoth)
found that my kitchen sink was blocked and i had to call out the plumber to fix it, as it turns out he couldnt and had to call out d...
bixintxo_1966: Master Plumber Licensure
bixintxo_1966 (bixintxo_1966)
Plumber who gave the licensure examination are Engr. Fortunato H. Amosco, Chairman; Engr. Imelda J. Perez...
bmagret: Shit happens - literally
bmagret (bmagret)
of raw sewage in there. Talk about YUCKKKYY. I have a call in to the plumber. This is not the first time this has......
pijshuen: long time, big change
pijshuen (pijshuen)
ideas about what to do and one of them turned to shit. I'm not a plumber. Im so much more capable of anything else cos im alot smarter than i ...
zer0infinite
zer0infinite (zer0infinite)
husbands and wives. Me and Jenny get no kids! We're poor anyways since I'm a plumber and she's a secretary. So we're pretty lucky to not get any kids. Psychology, ...
asickchick4prez: am i alone?
KP (asickchick4prez)
a waxer.. the end of the weekend ill get to wax my leggs awesome! thw plumber is on his way here to fix the poool and rain in the basemnet from...
roseinhalf: In a nutshell...
roseinhalf (roseinhalf)
a damn good film. I thoroughly enjoyed it...and recommend it. Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plumber and Denzel Washington are amazing...and I'm totally into the heist/thriller with no body count ...
violatucky: the viola
violatucky (violatucky)
plumber or an accountant, or most other professions, there is a limited amount of things to...
pjyielder: i don't give a damn
Hunter Dorne (pjyielder)
this back. what the fuck does that mean, anyway? who writes that shit? the plumber failed the buttcrack test. however, he did pass the smelly......
per_vert: Employment offers?
Per Vert (per_vert)
are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the......
eulistes: Alack, alas, and woe is me.
eulistes (eulistes)
with your (well, my, anyway) ears. In darker news, I'm going to have to call the plumber tomorrow morning on my water heater. It hasn't provided proper hot water since ...
kellyrae: poop! (ah, the joys of reporting to livejournal about trivial shit!)
kelly (kellyrae)
you rid-x! i am glad i didn't have to call the landlord or a plumber.. i feel so accomplished. also one of the kittens had diarrhea all over my portfolio ...
emmallaine: Glass slippers break if you walk in them.
The Quiet Domino (emmallaine)
plumber with twelve children who wins the Irish Sweepstakes. From toilets to riches. That story. Or the nursemaid, some luscious sweet...
feelsolight: strange but true
feelsolight (feelsolight)
plumber and he was making this repair on a little old lady's sink. The woman saw...
cafe_bon_bon: I'll get me wellies
cafe_bon_bon (cafe_bon_bon)
who knows what he’s doing. I waited in last night for my friend the builder / plumber / double glazing man. I don’t know about electrics and gas but probably yes ...
greedo077: You can't be king of the world if you're slave to the grind
Kyle "the Yellow Dart" Miller (greedo077)
So, I was thinking today how absurd the video game, Super Mario Bros. is. 1930's plumber in an alternate universe, connected by giant green pipes, there to save a princess, ...
gypsygem81
Gemma (gypsygem81)
she had a really strong Welsh valleys accent. So the similarity ended there really. My plumber was meant to come round today and didn't. He's a bloody nightmare. Plumbers are ...
kerbearlax: 4 DAYS!
Keri (kerbearlax)
plumber come over and set up plumbing for a duel sink in the master bedroom. ...
whitneyann312: toilet.
whitneyann312 (whitneyann312)
a week and a half and the roommate that owns the house hasn't called the plumber yet.  So basically everyone around me are really stupid and Meredith acts like she's ...
kusi
Tadpole Angel (kusi)
through). Really I think I should have been a postman or something practical, like a plumber.......
pdxwrtr: More on Writing
pdxwrtr (pdxwrtr)
here? LMAO! Can you say avoidance? I am actually working on the story about the packing plumber this evening. I posted a portion of it on mjzerotica if anyone is interested in...
btrain96: Went into the wrong line of work
Brian (btrain96)
One is some concrete cutting which will be next week.  Today I had a plumber out to cap off a gas line.  I kid you not, he was here less...
briccy: Bathroom
briccy (briccy)
for all the new decor Hours upon hours of work Briccy kicking the fuck out of the plumber because the bath leaks, fucking priceless.......
dual_avi (in rigo_argutiae): Fanfiction
dual_avi (dual_avi)
alternate universe, I own Kingdom Hearts. Of course, in some alternate universe, Xehanort's also a plumber and Goofy is Marluxia's bitch, so that doesn't really say much. This......