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gadjatt: Flop
gadjatt (gadjatt)
ever trust the floppy disk. Since I don't have internet connections in the office, I thought I was pretty smart to save whatever I wanted to blog into the...
originalmarie: Sweet coffee, oh how I love thee
originalmarie (originalmarie)
of coffee. And so far haven't gone the decaf route. Well, today the office made a run to Starbucks so I got my usual (iced nonfat cafe mocha, ...
muggie: how is it only tuesday?
Muggie (muggie)
office again. I feel stalked. yesterday was irritating in so many ways... I went to donate blood...
hi_im_shea: i hate walmart
shea (hi_im_shea)
I bought it was because Chris said it was good haha), and took Carson to Office Depot and Walmart for school stuff. Ok so Office Depot rips you off ...
wight1984: Meme type thing
Jamie Hankins (wight1984)
I see your name I can say, 'Ah, there's so and so - she likes office supplies and hentai.' I'd love......
playingrecords: ok, seriously.
playingrecords (playingrecords)
heads-up that he works in the math department, so i left a note in his inter-office mailbox. so we'll see. last summer, i left......
weeping_angel: the brought to you by the memory of a frustrated bookseller/ reader. (and the letter A for angry)
Weeping Angel (weeping_angel)
It's not that hard. I have had this particular conversation with the people in my office. I am not kidding. Although, I agree with I feel like I did at...
jamer_31: Update time
jamer_31 (jamer_31)
a clean bill of health. (at least on that) then i went to my parents office and my brother J askes me whats up with the girls planning on moving ...
sipporah: brownie sundae
Mollie (sipporah)
stinky and i got seven letters this morning. everyone hates me now and in the office im officially called the mail girl and knee girl. to long to explain it ...
katessogreat: HA!
katessogreat (katessogreat)
OFFICE: RACHEL AND I NOW HAVE AN A/C UNIT INSTALLED IN OUR ROOM! TAKE THAT, BITCHES!!......
furison
Leslie (furison)
office for well over ten hours, I finish up enough to leave the desk and sprint...
murgen: work sucks, so does lunch
Linda (murgen)
distracted to be here. It wouldn't be so bad if I was in my own office, with my own computer, where I could actually get some *work* done, but instead ...
wapdghost: No hentai at work? Damn.
wapdghost (wapdghost)
is the first day I had a chance to write about it) Today I entered my office, to find a note on my monitor. Reading it, it said, "Mike, please only ...
msck: at least that much...
msck (msck)
office mailbox not full, and left the management a message. I can imagine their frowns...
ffixfan: HOLY FREAKING SWEETNESS!
ffixfan (ffixfan)
first day of school we are getting our uniforms by being called down to the office. Courtney stayed the night last night and that was fun. we both really matured ...
childe_dirk: Stir Crazy
childe_dirk (childe_dirk)
didn't realize how much I enjoyed the road until I was stuck in the office. This is only day 2 but I'm already going nuts. The worst par...
fightingback7: who's to say...
fightingback7 (fightingback7)
his raise. Not so much. Actually, this morning he was called into his boss's office only to hear that Saturday will be his last day. But don't worry he...
worldaskew: Being underutilized. . . . . . . . . .
worldaskew (worldaskew)
start? Ahhh, I know. We just got a new branch manager into our office, Fran, and she is quite the ambitious one, so she's calling us into meetings ...
hopkonian: Family e-mail #6
Sanny G (hopkonian)
ing for an available car, with no success. Finally, I went to the Transtur office and the fellow there said that I should call him that night, and that ...
seanchaidh: *helpless snicker*
Seanchaidh (seanchaidh)
office is empty*......
swinehund
Ladybeef (swinehund)
office next door making dog noises. also why does he always listen to linkin park? he is at least 45.......
adrenalinejunki
Lindsey (adrenalinejunki)
office manager presumming i was a skank at a partyon sunday night. that was a lovely...
kelly_yoyo: Emotional stuff at work
Nanny's Delight (kelly_yoyo)
weep here, and I'm not even particularly hormonal right now. Thank goodness I have an office to myself. Weep #1 Yesterday my stepsister emailed to ask if Alyx and I were going ...
mancuniasdevil
mancuniasdevil (mancuniasdevil)
ard Rock Live. Tickets are on sale now through Ticketmaster, the Hard Rock Live Box Office and at 407-351-LIVE. This will be their first public performance in the US in ...
loyd
runs with scissors (loyd)
be sick, I didn't eat the Berry St. Wendy's. When I walked in to the office today there were to GIANT boxes sitting in our little front entrance area. My ...
orangepineapple
nat (orangepineapple)
like I'll be working at Shaw Tv at the end of August. No more shitty office pa shit at Reel Girls. ALthough I will miss doing paperwork. NOT. I'm going ...
alk_hearts_you: well
alk_hearts_you (alk_hearts_you)
despite my painful lack of even the most remote no? i am surrently at the office (internng at second stage theatre) and im bored because i finished by script reports ...
somecallme_drew: through wind and rain and hail and fog
somecallme_drew (somecallme_drew)
of different weather conditions. However, I have come to the conclusion the the post office is almost, but not entirely, incompetent. Exhibit A: SAT/ACT Scores - I waited weeks and ...
spottylogic: Note to self:
Spotty Logic (spottylogic)
office secretary becomes nervous when you order 102,000 blank mailing address orders. I can't think why.......
geedee
geedee (geedee)
clothes, pay bills, have relationship, have hobbies, contact family, maintain friends. Yeah right. Told my office manager yesterday. Initial feeling of euphoria at making momentous decision extinguished by shitness of ...
harrydafeta: Good Things Come From Bad.. Simple but true!
harrydafeta (harrydafeta)
out. So much so... she blew a huge loan and got called into the boss's office and yelled at. See Jimmy you do have a positive impact on people. ...
alocalband
jessie (alocalband)
office is just that boring right now... My life is rated NC-17.What is your life rated? Dude. I had no idea.......
enginoshouzoku: ....Mow
Yunie-chan (enginoshouzoku)
doing two missions! However, now it's time to sew and eat some yogurt. x.x The dentist's office called me and confirmed my appointment tomorrow to make sure I'm healing properly and ...
jennabiding: gw fic: the fault lies (5 + 11)
stories abiding (jennabiding)
see FictionRatings.com for details) Une doesn't ask him to have a seat when he enters her office, in recognition of his preference to stand. He clasps his hands comfortably behind his ...
ciaradistro
ciaradistro (ciaradistro)
is also officially closed as of right now. i'll re-open when i have a post office box in boston & an internet connection in my new apartment. i'm speculating a ...
animal_co: Aggh... Hot...
Ward M. Clark (animal_co)
office is in a loft at the top of the house, too - the hottest part...
ln_e_is_1: Disturbing email at work
ln_e_is_1 (ln_e_is_1)
office. Looks like our fearless leaders are trying to discredit some scientists whose findings are contrary to...
taym: BOO lower division
waker (taym)
office, which means that today lunch is extended by three hours. and i've been productive!...
funni3_bunni3
funni3_bunni3 (funni3_bunni3)
has been alright so far. Nuthing really special...yea.. I have been working at the Doctor's office and working out at the Y like twice a week... blah... I must get in...
mischief
Mischief (mischief)
me that from Amazon. He picked up the package yesterday from the post office and he also got me a Korean cooking book. :D As soon as...
angelus7
Angelus (angelus7)
Office......
supalulu: Im so french,I even impress myself
Laura (supalulu)
day in town Jade and I went to have some photos taken in the post office.We put our money in and was about to look into the camera and do ...
ninthandfirst: mrrhm.
Paige (on my better days) (ninthandfirst)
things will make sesne for a short period of time. my boss called me into her office today to tell me that prisoner's pay my salary. thats something to think about. i ...
veggiebeast
Veggie (veggiebeast)
office to tell her i just cant handle it and due to a major lack of sleep,...
chyaroh: Jet engines
Christian (chyaroh)
office, cunningly disguised as a rack mounted server and UPS. So far only the UPS...
dangermonki: Blah
Monki the Oblivious (dangermonki)
back, no place there will. *le sigh* Tomorrow I'm going to contact the apartment office here and see if there's anyway we can downgrade to a one bedroom here. We'll...
omfg_its_mandi: Mandi & the Chocolate Factory
Mandi Rae. (omfg_its_mandi)
time for my dr. appt. That was really interesting; I waited 30 mins in the office and then the nurse comes out and......
draelynkhar: Random Stuff
draelynkhar (draelynkhar)
seems like the afternoon that will never end, especially considering that LadyAttercop has already left her office for the day, leaving me with no one to talk to between short periods of actual...
i_heart_bree: *Sits back and relaxes*
i_heart_bree (i_heart_bree)
Thursday to give to Marcia. I finished and I got it away and the post office dude promised that it would get to her by Thursday....so it better!!!!! Or I ...
love_the_avenue: Lacking inspiration
Love The Avenue (love_the_avenue)
on I'll be waking up early every Monday through Friday to go to an office and do work for most of my life. If only Mr. Right (who is als...
sir_wiliam: workin like a dog
sir_wiliam (sir_wiliam)
contact information, just her name. Alejandra. It's pretty. So I called the office. "wtf mate where's my contact information?!" Haaa if I had actually said ...
thatnicolegirl: survey!
nicole (thatnicolegirl)
my leg open. of course, there was no parental supervision. we ran into the school office and told......
bellehiver: stoled from
Mel (bellehiver)
let me sleep in your bed? [] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to ...
l0vinhim5105
Marie (l0vinhim5105)
office but, I did some work. I had fun at the Vet though. I worked with...
angelfrmheaven: it was a tylenol day...
angelfrmheaven (angelfrmheaven)
really great until about 1:00 when the president of my company called me into his office to do my "one-on-one" aka quarterly review. it was the worst reviews i've ever ...
bio_nerd
Maygin (bio_nerd)
doing a different job than I was. OH the joys of sitting in an office. NOT!:) RETREAT IS ON SATURDAY!!! I can't wait to see my sisters!! I ...
firekeeper: Jasper
Meg (firekeeper)
has her own living space at the back of the house, and the combination of office/room/bathroom is probably bigger than my apartment in Sacramento, so it was decided that she......
tinman_landofoz: Connection happiness
Tinman (tinman_landofoz)
download; 247 kbps upload DSL speeds 5644 kbps download; 736 kbps upload.... And connecting to the office(Salt Lake City, UT) with the dsl is much better then it was with the cable......
talking2trees: complicated ice cream
olympe de gouge (talking2trees)
voodoo powers." - my boss i always thought of letter openers as the stupid office supply. in the time it takes you to find one you could have already...
arcana_s: One month to go
arcana_s (arcana_s)
office today, I had to screw around with the receptionist trying to find a day when...
boundlessdesire (in transmichigan): Endo
Jacob (boundlessdesire)
hour round trip to go get it! Anyway I made a call to my Dr.'s office and they wont help me out. So I am thinking I am going to b...
geniusoflove13
geniusoflove13 (geniusoflove13)
my woodland fairy paper doll. It's going on my door next year. Step Into My Office Baby is officially the worst Belle & Sebastian song ever, since it was featured ...
froodie: "I'm going to go to the airport and break all the planes so you can't leave"
froodie (froodie)
Australian Visa. All done, well I got them all done today anyway. *Today's list is Post Office stuff and calling Shipping companies. Soon it will be done. *Ciara TFY is great and ...
ciggie
© [i] g g [i] 3 ™ (ciggie)
office, I felt hot and stuffy - in fact, roasted. After the air conditioning unit cools up,...
oopsiedaisee
Momma (oopsiedaisee)
office i think i was being analyzed more so than interiviewed i got to sit on 'the...
ihatemyroomate9: I shouldn't be updating, but enjoy
ihatemyroomate9 (ihatemyroomate9)
of August 1st though I'm going to be good to go....and the Columbia Deloitte office is buying me dinner tomorrow...to kiss my ass? wine me, dine me, 69 me?...
cheshireninja: [flplayers] Tired of Typing conversations? Meet REAL WOMEN in your area!
That Unemployed Badass (cheshireninja)
a couple locations. After Taijutsu tonight (Wednesday) I'll arrange to check out Charles's office, to see if I can use that. I need to call the Morikami to...
fishyicecream14: Something has gone terribly wrong....
~*Tabitha Burns*~ (fishyicecream14)
go downtown and get my effin birth certificate. Spent 2 hours in a government office. Got home. Went to the mall and got that jacket I wanted from Jacob anddd...
aliste: TMBG in Indianapolis, 13 July 2005
the girl from the music shop (aliste)
glass building at the end of a strip mall. We went around toward the box office to check out the scene and found we could clearly hear the soundcheck from ...
3_14159: speaking of...
Susannah (3_14159)
gave me this ginormous zucchini, so I made zucchini bread and took it into the office today. Everybody loved it (and I could......
babypengy: i hate homophobes
Rys (babypengy)
nicest fucking guy where I work, and we actually hang out outside of the office. When I found out some other loser was going off on him for being...
asimuth: I need to breathe.
Asimuth (asimuth)
Michael's, as a department manager for the arts and crafts department. I came from Office Depot, when the old store manager from there left, he contacted me a few month...
jbcrag
jbcrag (jbcrag)
of sun + laying in pool = relaxation + tan :) havnt gone to the office in a week, i must say i do like sleeping in, laying by the p...
pistolleer: Quick and Dirty...
Mathieu Apprend (pistolleer)
Friday rather than on the Thursday as we planned... H.A. was trapped at the office and I got a 15 minute oil change in an hour and a half... After...
karaksindru: Active Directory still sucks
The Semi-Mad Network Admin (karaksindru)
w firm in Lakewood that needed help setting up an Active Directory domain in their office. I forget why, exactly, but a different guy was originally contacted by the ...
osugarandspiceo
jamie alyse (osugarandspiceo)
now people just assume it's mine. Muahahaha. By the way, I watched Office Space last week, and I think it's a good thing I was delayed so ...
gallimaufry: The last 19 days
Horray for Cupcakes (gallimaufry)
might plant some trees in the backyard/patio so it will become a cool little hangout. Office: Two weeks ago I began working at a community planning and design firm. The offic...
perksofbeingme: I guess I'm just another running away
chelsea. (perksofbeingme)
a weird dream.Realize sleep is futile. Decide to walk to Post Office.Began walk to Post Office. Had completely forgotten about......
christiangrrr: Oooo look, a rant!
La Bella Putana (christiangrrr)
office job, so I don't get to suffer these triple-digit temperatures as much as others.  But...
amberluvsu9109
amberluvsu9109 (amberluvsu9109)
now i know.. if we didn't have any classes together i'd go to the office and bed for some or at least one class with you and then the ...
cudownunder: Umm....
Dynamic Flying Pan Grease. (Thank you, Drey.) (cudownunder)
office around here, so I'll be sending stuff to everyone I promised to soon. I just...
normandesmond
Norman (normandesmond)
office even though it's cool and rainy outside -To my dismay I noticed that Goldfrapp's new single...
he_has_presto
he_has_presto (he_has_presto)
and lungs are squeezing, squeezing. And I still have SO much to do. At the office. Outside. Every ... damn ... minute. Creative directors - addendum: EXECUTIVE creative directors - of ...
mjuds: letting the story go
mjuds (mjuds)
alright. At the start of school when the bell went i went past Dr olivers office to see if she was there but she wasnt so then i started to go...
xiao_yang
Steve the Sheep (xiao_yang)
office (and especially of the girl in front of me), and now have my feet tapping...
misssunny: Computers were down
misssunny (misssunny)
regardless that they had an appointment or not. I got back home from that DMV office, and found that I couldn't connect to the Internet. I tried every thing...checked every ...
himynameis_sean: 40 oz. in my bedroom
sean (himynameis_sean)
there anyway. i get downstairs at 2:45am and my mom's sitting there doing work from her office. i back off into the......
neilbert: Ugh!
Neil (neilbert)
fast b/c I'm so incredibly burned out. Wide awake at 2:40am, I stumbled into my "office" to put some words to paper. I knocked out a good 500 words and...
herwickedness: Let's Get It Circulating
herwickedness (herwickedness)
office, knowing that it's going to be in the 90s and humid again today.  But not...
itsmika: Jobs Available at my company in Tampa, Florida!
Kiki (itsmika)
resume to me at: username: mikapisika at a yahoo address. It's a tight knit group, small office, good humans, all with excellent work ethic. K Web/eMarketing agency in Tampa with Fortune 100 clients ...
cahms: Sharing is never having to pay for M$
Captain Cahms - The Computer Crusader (cahms)
Hot: Boston is freaking HOT. My house is freaking HOT. And this morning my office is freaking HOT. Where in the Christ is the A/C? I don't......
arealhighlander: Damn you Customs!
Ray (arealhighlander)
got me back 5 hours earlier and I had stuff to drop off in the office. It was raining when I arrived, and nice and cool after so long in Egypt. Got ...
sam_valentine
sam_valentine (sam_valentine)
office and nicked my fucking phone. i'm really pissed off - i had like 200 numbers...
indefatigable42
Brenda (indefatigable42)
Office air conditioning permanently set to 'male' One thing I didn't say in my post about air...
laughingmonkey
laughingmonkey (laughingmonkey)
needs some minor revision. = I never actually got around to reading this. My office hours are by appointment only = I like to get out of here early. Ten...
1107red
Beth (1107red)
office...having trouble setting up some things on my computer...but so far so good!......
teenymeany
teenymeany (teenymeany)
office and the US Office in Pristina. This was my third time to the highly protected...
butterflybyz (in feminist_rage): its shit like this that really pisses me off
butterflybyz (butterflybyz)
i'm saving these articles and they WILL resurface if he ever hits any kind of office! maybe that's because you are essentially running around raping women! how to be a good fucking ...
nymsa: insurance
nymsa (nymsa)
on. which is $40/month. -if i want that ultrasound my gyn recommended i get in the office, the insurance won't cover......
roguemynock
Rogue Mynock (roguemynock)
night.  Visit my horse.  Maybe see a movie.  Girl talk.  Won't be back in the office until next......
tcirishgirl: An Addition to the Sale
Ella (tcirishgirl)
best British sitcoms out there make me an offer. Other additions to the sale include: The Office Season I - dvd Black Adder Season III - dvd Frailty - VHS And I'm sure I...
jarman_and_co: Office Supplies
jarman_and_co (jarman_and_co)
clips telephone I need file folders steno books white lined paper stapler post-it notes pencil sharpener envelopes business cards letterhead large envelopes cd labels paper cutter hole punch binders labels answering machine Basic office supplies should not be a big deal, around $50. Business cards & letterhead will...
teardrop_scar: ...idontebenknow...
teardrop_scar (teardrop_scar)
basically for the next week and a half I'll be sitting in my first boss' office to answer the phone that hardly ever rings because anybody who needs to call ...
s1ncer1ty: Pleh.
s1ncer1ty (s1ncer1ty)
always a good thing when I don't have to put in my earplugs at the office.)......
kira_gelfling
kira_gelfling (kira_gelfling)
ks. Shit! I just remembered that I didn't pick up a box at the post office so I can mail the first of the Drizzt books to a fellow goon. ...
tactical_reload: "Training"
Justin (tactical_reload)
office for 6 hours of public service "training." It's a good thing I like Blue Ash.........
neonata: tbs, beck, dj rap and head automatica
sarah~ (neonata)
office and have my own space and don't have to worrie about anyone else i have...
tiaralynn
Tiara Lynn (tiaralynn)
wrong that I should be here so early when my boss isn't even in the office. I feel like I should be doing something but I'm not exactly sure what ...
fetishfreak: Brain Power...Levels Dangerously Low
fetishfreak (fetishfreak)
report. The person who does this must fax the first 5 pages to the Corp Office each morning before he leaves. The Corp bookkeeper calls this AM and says she ...
calamity4jj: I leave in exactly 1 MONTH from today!!!!!!!!
*:: ♡ S a r a ♡ ::* (calamity4jj)
very anxious for something. I think Im really just getting sick of working at this office, and living in my parents house, under all their GAY rules. Last night my dad ...
bluexcray0ns: About a month left...
Raquela / Rater (bluexcray0ns)
ce? They really should remind us, because some of the info from the Financial Aid office says Wednesday, and its been Wednesday for I don't know how many years, but ...
roseyniswitrin: Speech by Spanish Prime Minister
Avalon (roseyniswitrin)
Socialist Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero-- who put the full prestige of his office and party behind passage of the gay human rights legislation -- made probably the mo...
ladivamusika
Ramblings of the Mind (ladivamusika)
little frustrated with my school right now. I've been calling the financial aid office for about two months now because I was told two months ago that I should...
iloveiraglass: a doctor's office again
iloveiraglass (iloveiraglass)
was entirely too long, i guess. good work. so i'm sitting at my dad's office pounding water so that i may empty my bladder into a tiny cup. gross. ...
holdenk: Last Night, Work, Bouncing Mail , etc.
holdenk (holdenk)
uborg. A bumch of stuff went wonky. Today at work I'm the only one in the office. Andrew has taken the day off to go be with his family (tradition of ...
chimerawinds: Grrrr...
chimerawinds (chimerawinds)
office does not cease to astonish me. Once again, they cut off my water while...
justbelieveit47
Katie (justbelieveit47)
it in stock there. Well, and we met a lady who works at the Lynchburg office that knows Lili. Hehehe. So I have started reading again, for lack of other ...
jennykat16: The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Abridged
jenny kat (jennykat16)
and receive $5 off the adult ticket price when you call the Theatre Tulsa Ticket Office (587-8402). Tickets can also be purchased through the PAC by calling 596-7111 or going ...
investig9742at: vanilla comparisons quietly
investig9742at (investig9742at)
18-Minute gap — the infamous “erasure” on one of the tapes recorded inside the Oval Office — which Nixon tried to blame on an “accident” involving his faithful secretary, Rose ...
humil5212iated: vanilla comparisons quietly
humil5212iated (humil5212iated)
18-Minute gap — the infamous “erasure” on one of the tapes recorded inside the Oval Office — which Nixon tried to blame on an “accident” involving his faithful secretary, Rose ...
schmedgar
Simlanna (schmedgar)
time living up to mine. I slept well last night though and when my office is all neat and tidy and ready to be packed I expect that I'll f...
mshorty
mshorty (mshorty)
I see your name I can say, "Ah, there's so and so - she likes office supplies and......
bettie_may
Brittani (bettie_may)
about it or anything, mainly because I didn't care. then I went to my dads office and my stepmom told me i looked like scum so I was contemplating hitting ...
amking: breaking news
amking (amking)
office building, near the pond. The ladies (except me) looked at him through binoculars and deemed...
peices_of_me4: 2 seconds later...
peices_of_me4 (peices_of_me4)
40.but yeah it was funny.im so bored.my mom is going to take me to her office......
frankiefan216
frankiefan216 (frankiefan216)
the day is: "P, P for picture - did i see your picture at the post office?" hahah community corrections cracks me up......
sunspotted: Hello
sunspotted (sunspotted)
town visiting and the fourth bunch is on the beach. I'm alone in my office. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even the phone has cooperatively not rung for almost an hour. I'm ...
milissent: Whistle Blowing
milissent (milissent)
office of a grocery store. I handle thousands of dollars on a regular basis. I am...
skidds: things to note:
Josh Salem (skidds)
office environment, people assume you have energy. so for those days where you come into the office half asleep, just start yelling......
claudiuslives: Second star from the right...
Zaphod Beeblebrox (claudiuslives)
After giving our boss a production schedule update yesterday afternoon, I turned to my office mate and said "Yeh dinna tell 'im how long it will actually take did yeh,...
mad_tea: good morning starshine~ deedadadoot.~
Erin "Erm" Mundell (a.k.a. Growly Pants) (mad_tea)
copies of the estimate on my car awhile back, so I mailed one to her office today. Then if that doesn't get a response I'll go in person. Rar. Anyway.... It's ...
justinscousin
.sami. (justinscousin)
so they said "har. har. harborstyle" dont tell me im lame unless youve worked in an office. ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREDERICK MY WIFE.......
raydiedtoday_x3
♥raychel♥ (raydiedtoday_x3)
et me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [_] re-post this for me to ...
lenafsu
lenafsu (lenafsu)
my boss went home for the day sick, and now I'm sitting here in her office making it look like I'm working hard, when in reality I'm doing nothing. I ...
live_laugh_love
One Witty Woman (live_laugh_love)
a business, they'd be out of business," David Walker, comptroller general of the Government Accountability Office, said at a breakfast with reporters yesterday. ''They have absolutely atrocious financial management." The GAO ...
monguin13
monguin13 (monguin13)
office. Perhaps the system truly is too complex for the average human being to comprehand; with...
pelle79: damn you bruce
Matt (pelle79)
re barred from the concourse. this really sucks cause someone stank the bathroom in the office and I really have to go......
captpackrat: NO TONER means there is NO FREAKING TONER!
Captain Packrat (captpackrat)
ng faxes cannot be printed. There is a second laser printer/copier in the office, so people can continue to do their work. But that machine was never ...
breinert: :)
BCR (breinert)
I'm glad I found her... Ok, now on to my day... I got through the dentist's office alright today and the new filling is in place. Mom is having her carpa...
quish
Laura (quish)
my duffel bag last night... I found it a few minutes ago. It was in the office, next to the scratching post, with Toti laying on it. How did my bra get ...
jtjtjt23: Today
john (jtjtjt23)
shitload of work to do today. Worked steady for about an hour, shut my office door and just went at it, i took a break and now i cant seem...
shyranger
Scott (shyranger)
office proved me wrong.......
pdxgroucho: job
damnhippies sometimes swing when the foot sways (pdxgroucho)
area and be willing to work 20-40 hours/week while working out of the Company's home office. The candidate must be comfortable participating in......
magnumopus10: Though I Know You Won't Believe Me/I Want To Tell You Everything
Jeep (magnumopus10)
me in. Finally I gave in and answered the phone and it was the doctors office. Then the next time it was my sister. I figured that if I answer ...
bob_unreal
Bob (bob_unreal)
other people, credit cards, and their mortgage. Also, I could see from the post office that there actually wasn't even any number 90 on that street, it was all od...
sdsuflutie
sdsuflutie (sdsuflutie)
a couple friends on Monday. Thirdly, we have an ambiguously-gendered zucchini named Zach in our office. He has eyes and a smile, and he wears a pink, yellow, and green...
transbluesency: it's true:
[ the.learned.hand ] (transbluesency)
& typed cover letters, took said resumes & stuff for my mom to the post office, got an address form, added to my epic synopses, bought a book shelf from ...
raven_twilight: Could be better
standing upon the edge of twilight (raven_twilight)
office had no power and no phone access. Then I heard that when I...
jadedrog: 84 F
jadedrog (jadedrog)
office today it is usually between 78 and 82 on any given day. We are right...
raya2 (in childsponsors): Letters
raya2 (raya2)
snailmail system for now. I also think that if you send packages directly to the office in a particular country, you will get better responses and feedback, from what I ...
bassicallyfunky: And I thought a high of 120 in Vegas last weekend was bad!
BassicallyFunky (bassicallyfunky)
the lot, Taco Bell, then back) and was literally dripping when I returned to the office. Looks like its 98.6 in Burbank right now. This is ridiculous, Its more uncomfortable ...
ktmoss
ktmoss (ktmoss)
Office Team called me and I have an interview and testing at 9am tomorrow. Kristen...
chrisloan: The Rest of the the Day, the BEST of the Day...
chrisloan (chrisloan)
at something all rolled into one. I left work at noon, and vistied the STPEC office. My bus didn't come until 1:50, but I didn't want to spend those extra...
syoungld: Trapped in a glass tower.
Steven Young (syoungld)
haven't really had the free time to be posting. I am working in an office in Irvine right now. Right now. I should probably be doing some ...
hima22: Work makes me sick.
hima22 (hima22)
office is killing me. I am suffering from horrible allergies at the moment and my...
last_movement: OFFICE WENCH...........GOT COUGHT @ IN MY CUBICLE :~O
last_movement (last_movement)
office wench!!! Oh, yes! That's right you little monkey-biatches... I am powerfull and totally rad! Okay... I just...
corranthrn
CorranThrn (corranthrn)
Office says, "It costs 20 dollars to move a desk." Ok, let's fucking analyze this. How...
the_weave: more info
Annie Weaver (the_weave)
some new numbers to add to your phones/address books. My apt number is: (308) 865-4295 My office number is: (308) 865-4830 I probably won't be in my office much till the middle of...
rynlen: Shut up, just shut up, shut up...
Morning Moon (rynlen)
kill me swiftly, please let me know. Shit in a basket. People in the office are freaking crazy sauce. At least I'm happy... just tired. :D......
schismaverick: No it's MY monday, your wednesday
Diana Dale (schismaverick)
NYC in this barely a.m. and had to plug in my four hours at the law office this afternoon. gotta work hard fo de money. my trip wasn't quite as exciting ...
crimsonghostgrl
transcend to heresy (crimsonghostgrl)
ness) to ask her about the location of some of my personal files in her office. she told me where they were, i got them, and we said goodbye. i, ...
buddhapunk: The tra la la
breeGOHN (buddhapunk)
fuse......
ravenaiyes: STUPID SCHOOL!
ravenaiyes (ravenaiyes)
selective service. I finally ended up getting a hold of somebody with the fin aid office there and not only do I need to make corrections to my FAFSA online, but...
trumpet_chic: what happened the year I was born?
Lyndsey (trumpet_chic)
over Lockerbie, Scotland from a terrorist bomb Controversial Arizona Governor Evan Mecham is removed from office for financial misdeed Jimmy Swaggart is defrocked when his sexual liaisons with women other than his...
cruel_vicious: bitch, moan and sweat
Christy (cruel_vicious)
our drive to the lake) I took it in to the Shell station near my office to have freon put in. They told me no go. The compressor ...
kelemchrist
The Mechanical Christ (kelemchrist)
and can't figure out political strategy for the life of you... Rehnquist purposely stayed in office for one reason... so O'Connor would resign for him... so then he could recommend to...
simchaorah: Wednesday
Simcha Orah (simchaorah)
results are. I am now anxiously awaiting my results letter from the doctor's office, which I was told would get to me in about a week. I watched...
phorcia
Phorcia (phorcia)
office now... Can Dumbledore still convey thought like the other portraits? I just wonder how much of the portrait is the REAL person.........
condescendtome: Ten!
condescendtome (condescendtome)
Natty, but the phone didn’t ring. Her fingers were cold as she dialed Tim Schrader’s office number for the third time in four days. “Tim,” she said, “it’s Alby again. I...
fullmetal_clex
fullmetal_clex (fullmetal_clex)
for him and......
_larksang_: auto crap
Skyler (_larksang_)
called AAA for me, they called just the regualar inspection people and not the claims office (which I gave them the number for, and my representative's name and number) SO... ...the ...
tangy_seamonkey
Nutter Butter (tangy_seamonkey)
office now!......
ethnichybrid: First day as a PR Intern
Mary Jen (ethnichybrid)
in relation to their relavence to School of Engineering. One of the ladies in the office looks just like Miranda from Sex and the City.......
meryl03: 21st birthday
meryl (meryl03)
up, sat around the house, arranged my flowers (thanks hunny), went to the post office with my mom, then went to get dinner at red lobster. When I got home...
captain_hobbes: Been bad...
captain_hobbes (captain_hobbes)
to be a blast. And, luckily, one of those jobs that stay at the office when you leave for the day. Yay!!! GNEW was cool (okay, it was hot ...
lovin_this: I Stay Grounded As The Amounts Roll In...
lovin_this (lovin_this)
bags werent on the little spinny thing so we had to go to the office......
cunninkr
cunninkr (cunninkr)
d and walked away. The next time I saw him he was leaving the office to go do an interview and he came up to me and said, now ...
musictherapy
erinmt1997 (musictherapy)
about 12:30 until 5:30. Cooked some noodles, washed some clothes, and cleaned the upstairs office - my friend is coming so i can help her start up Music Therapy private...
katnotcat: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
so just kiss me (katnotcat)
T OUT DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. Name: Katherine Birthday: feb. 12 Birthplace: Austin, TX Current Location: "the office" of my house Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: redish brownish Height: 5'2 3/4 Right Handed or Left Handed: ...
my__life101: My hacker's smarter then your hacker...
Danielle (my__life101)
to get done today. I walked down to get the mail from the post office. Arguably, the best gift anyone could ever receive got delivered today. I ...
jamayca: Ok, so I am a dork. You all have proof now. Not like you didn't know it before.
Jamay (jamayca)
its weekly meeting. I joined the six members of the department--all women--in the director's office, where we ate Bertucci's pizza and spent probably 20% of the 2 hour meeting on...
whiplash347: epi is not my friend......
whiplash347 (whiplash347)
I’ve become the whipping tech or something, and if anything goes wrong at the office it’s automatically my fault. It’s gotten to the point where I hear my ...
lilbluebird: week 3
LiZ (lilbluebird)
er awesome day at the va hospital. "your third day working and you already have an office with a window !" lol liz grillo doesnt mess :) but i am getting/am sick ...
tarterus: I am fucking annoyed right now.
Nathan Plastic (tarterus)
then picked up some groceries. On arriving home, I think, "Ahh, sweet release from the office and frustrating non-working computers that go down on the busiest day of the year!" ...
q6676: Back to the Drawing Board
Yang Yang (q6676)
office pranks involving scotch tape. There's taping notes to your back, taping up the bottom of...
further_ahem: Terrorist Hijinx
Further_Ahem (further_ahem)
in the last couple of days (one I believe was in Lakemba) and people in office are up in arms about there being a number of books that apparently exhort ...
prnceofthvs: Dentistry
Colin (prnceofthvs)
office, specifically during the questions that the dental hygenist asks about flossing. She knows I'm...
acidchylde: braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzz
acidchylde (acidchylde)
but there's less than a skeleton crew running the show right now. Leaving the office at two this morning did, however, allow me to briefly watch two fox kits ...
hugefatty: Consultant
hugefatty (hugefatty)
wife) came to me around 9:30 or 10:00 (after talking to someone in her office before that. She said that with all of the changes going on (big ...
london_calling1: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
london_calling1 (london_calling1)
ago. Anyway I was the TA for the class and I remember you coming to office hours to work on your term paper a number of times. I don't know ...
estet_hidaka (in estet_missions): [Legends - Hidaka Ken - Putting down roots - PG]
Hidaka Ken (estet_hidaka)
daka Ken Jim Fitzgerald Jim surveyed the empty suite. All that had been put into their new office complex was the new server and related hardware. He turned to his new partners. "We've ...
ketavet
ketavet (ketavet)
office, completely neglecting duties of responding to flood & fire emergencies, of which there have been...
clean_break
cherchez la femme. (clean_break)
office can s my d and die. this is me overreacting to a small, unimportant situation. like having...
stellar_dust
katycat (stellar_dust)
I was woken by a call from a recruiter on behalf of SAIC's Lexington Park office. They're looking for an aerospace engineer, emphasis on the aero, with a security ...
justfinethanku
justfinethanku (justfinethanku)
right. we still have some power of influence. write your senators, vote those into office who are less likely to make those stupid descisions. I'm sorry but most of these...
itspuntasic: by the slight of my mother's hand
julia (itspuntasic)
about careers, dreams, and motivation with me. I was sitting in my makeshift office in my parents' room. I had cleared off the bed, molded two pillows to...
sumblonde20: continueing my venting
sumblonde20 (sumblonde20)
of wrking to drive me to wpv. nd half the time i walk into his office nd he isnt wrking cuz he has already done evrything he needs to do. ...
vulpes_velox
vulpes_velox (vulpes_velox)
which got them elected in the first place. Representatives who spend too many years in office, living in the national capital far from their constituents and surrounded by lobbyists and ...
chelsdogg
that girl over there (chelsdogg)
deserve to update. FDJKLSFJLKSDFJSKDLFJASLFHKSJAFHDSA (insert sumir nagaja or whatever his name is from office space screaming and cursing at the copy machine for saying paper jam...."why do they...
jessicaeast
jessicaeast (jessicaeast)
do Costa Rica together.Have finally started reading Harry Potta.  Enjoying it muchly.Staples had a 0.49 office supplies sale on their website.My new printer/scanner/fax machine/copy machine (that I found......
krackhead: give me jesus without junk
Sinner saved by grace (krackhead)
hang out. so i picked up ryan and we needed to stop at the post office to do my passport. HA! now the 6th time. they wouldnt take it beacuse ...
queen_cordy_g
Cordelia Chase (queen_cordy_g)
sure everything is exactly the way she wants it to be. Satisfied, she heads to her office and settles in. A new beginning. That's what she needs.......
iamsheena: HUMMINAH...
I'M SHEENA (iamsheena)
HAHAH...he looks like an evil man up to something..AHHAA this is the guy im sharing an office with until christopher gets back...hehe..good times it was sonja's birthday..she had an awesome cake...that was ...
pinkribbonscars: why am i awake?
melissa (pinkribbonscars)
a gig of RAM and it's going to be so awesome. AND I HAVE AN OFFICE! WITH WALLS! WITH A DOOR! AND A WINDOW!......
mister_chompy: Men named Kornbredd
mister_chompy (mister_chompy)
for mailing the lease and letter to accept my TAship back to Kzoo. While in the office/school supply section I met a man who was in search......
dr_hypothetical: The good kind of busy
f (dr_hypothetical)
a long time. Today Benna and Emily came up to Seattle and stopped by my office for lunch. We ate outside and it was an absolutely beautiful day. I got ...
darlox: Long nights
Darlox (darlox)
office at 3:45 AM is recognizing that this is the second time you'd had to do...
wordsofweetzdom
Words of Weetzdom (wordsofweetzdom)
but feeling good. Finally get to sit, breathe and hear the quiet hum of my office's aircon after a whole morning of running around fighting fire. Decided that I am going ...
mex_i_cant: ahem **cough cough cough** clears throat Listen up!!
kelly (mex_i_cant)
is it 506 in the afternoon and I'm still at work with nobody in the office, **sigh** isn't it true that we are sopposed to be out of here at ...
mooingzelda: Tsk
The only Princess Zelda you need to know (mooingzelda)
the inconvenience that is caused by making me walk and therefore turning up at the office all hot and flustered? Bah.......
elephantshoe: The Dam Letters
this is the other half (elephantshoe)
OFFICE STATE OFFICE BUILDING 6TH FLOOR 350 OTTAWA NW GRAND RAPIDS MI 49503-2341 December 17, 1997 CERTIFIED ...
etherealfionna: The office romance
Fionna (etherealfionna)
while under the influence, he has been spending most of each working day in her office, chatting her up and flirting. The entire floor has noticed, since the Corner the Girl ...
cannalily: ciakSs!!
cannalily (cannalily)
a half day, he went back college and not even say bye when he left office. Apparently just now he had things to do and then when i said i ...
sporkfullofshit: I Hope I Get Chocolate Tomorrow =D
Yvette (sporkfullofshit)
office) called and asked how i was doing. Thats not all she asked... she asked if i was...
donnie3_4: Another Day Another Dollar!
donnie3_4 (donnie3_4)
this big dude from up in the ranks, in other words a dude from head office, Paul Crosby. Didn't really change much, but everything was kept clean and the managers ...
emma_emily: Lush stash
Emma_Emily (emma_emily)
here for ... Im quite looking forward to Extras tonight...i hope its a cringeworthy as The Office!!......
elbel1988: More adventures in idiocy.
A cheap and evil girl (elbel1988)
led it with books and dress shoes, and trekked the 10 minutes to the post office. Suffice to say, the box is now floating across the Atlantic or on ...
youthshow: Brats.
4zZz Youth Show (youthshow)
STEVENS = he woke me up again DEERHOOF = rainbow silhouette TRAVIS MORRISON = change (1) ARBUCKLE = office affairs CASS MCCOMBS = sacred heart THE GRATES = trampoline LOVE LIKE...ELECTRECUTION = tips for avoiding the ...
tenacity: i just wasted my whole morning writing a lj entry
hey sugar (tenacity)
getting progressively better. (All because of work.) They finally got me an office, now they just need to get all the junk they stored in there for years...
mortimer_caille: Prague en images
Mortimer (mortimer_caille)
présidentiel,... Au moment on a voulu penetrer dans la cathédrale St Guy il y avait un office dont......
hestia8: GAH frustration
Hestia (hestia8)
five minutes on every call checking why they’re calling. Most people in this funking office don’t even bother to check any details, they just put it straight through to get...
fliknightshade: Way to fuckin` go, assholes.
Mr. Bailey (fliknightshade)
they fucking pulled this stunt and drew unwanted attention from every fuckwit in political office looking for moral fodder to help give their failing careers an easy boost. Son of a...
a_mere_sun
a_mere_sun (a_mere_sun)
and still stay involved in the narration - he'll have a portrait in the headmaster's office, he won't have left the school until he has no supporters left, etc. ......
slashandburn
The Human Cannonball (slashandburn)
the call at 1:00 in the AM, and told them I'd be back in the office to sort things out in a couple of hours. I got a little sidetracked, ...
papusman
Charlie (papusman)
out- as friends- a lot recently. She says we can't date until she leaves the office in February, because she can't date someone from work. Screw that! After defending her ...
rageprufrock: Fic: Abrazo
prufrock (rageprufrock)
office and gets the idea. Happy reading!......
hitaka
Racine (hitaka)
= 13%. Sucky. And this is just algebra. I went to the Psych Dept. office at PHAn with my blockmates JB and Milch. The lady there (Ate Daisy) ...
jp7010
John (jp7010)
ould I need it? My apartment has a/c!". had. Yesterday about a half hour after the office closed, my a/c blew out. All the stores which sell fans were closed. And.... ...
lifewithrockets: buhahahahahahahaha
Ami Brander (lifewithrockets)
office and told me to take phone messages because he having a nap in his office....... hahaha...
mrgd: i'm burning my mother's music over the next few days.
Marcus Aurelius (mrgd)
office. in my boxers. socks on. green-stripe button down. americanized chinese food from the carry-out box. mushrooms and vegetables. listening to aretha...
staja
[A Staja Vision production] (staja)
gone off without main explosives but we have already had the phone call from Dads office already. Last time he spent nearly 6 hours driving in one day, received no ...
shitscrazed: my hands are clammy.
shitscrazed (shitscrazed)
rning, its prolly the highlight of my day. i now have three photos hanging in my office. one of my sister dressed and acting like me, one of stella sitting like a ...
incubusdreams2: 0ld Pe0ple R0ck.
incubusdreams2 (incubusdreams2)
But today-I'm working the lovely 11:30a.m.-9p.m. I'm actually at work now chillin' in the office on boss-lady's computer and drinking 7-eleven cappacuino. I also have my red bull on r...
bryony4: Musical Mustard Monkeys
bryony4 (bryony4)
be a great day! I received a wonderful surprise when I got to the office this morning. My supervisor had a bunch of beautiful daisies for me! ...
awakened_soul89
Piper (awakened_soul89)
let me sleep in your bed? [] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to ...
babmooshu: Heh
Lauren (babmooshu)
office at 4:30 because my dad had a deposition in Bala Cynwood at 5, where I...
queencruella: This makes no sense
queencruella (queencruella)
in London and hoping that nothing too serious occurs. I went to the bad post office today to close my account and told them I no longer have my bank book,...
strangelovegirl
panty raid (strangelovegirl)
office where they have one of those flat tv's on the wall, and I saw that...
foxdance
Rach (foxdance)
office at City Center (Singapore) preparing for a presentation tomorrow. The task was assigned one...
archers_elegant: Working For A Living
Elegant, slave to Master Archer (archers_elegant)
Master Archer. Tonight, after Master gets home for work (ie: comes down from his office at 5:00) we have to hit the yard with gusto....3 weeks of rain and never...
bamazara: Stolen Survery Thing
Zara (bamazara)
right now? iPod (Rick and Bubba to be exact) and the noise machine in my office 4) If you could have a drink of anything right this second, what would it ...
atommickbrane: Back home
i do like to be upon the b-side (atommickbrane)
office and then from subsequent pub, home now. SCRUBS TIME.......
halo_bender (in job_hunting): Unemployment office
Matt (halo_bender)
laid off, and I need to file for benefits. I know that the unemployment office can help you to find work. So, if I have to go for a face...
newredshoes: ...oops.
Real Elvish Rope. (newredshoes)
tried to install toner and it just keeps spitting black powder at everyone. I live in Office Space. And now I'm going to go chop up old stationary, using a big paper-cutter ...
analogous_sam: thirteen minutes to post before my world changes for good
charlton heston's iced iguana (analogous_sam)
and i reconnect with a gone self of vocal projections, back. thanks. drinking in the office what's that about? there's a new folk song made, that's what that's about. off ...
xshadow_walkerx: I got an apartment!! :)
Christina (xshadow_walkerx)
a view. The only thing I dont like about it is the two shiny office buildings I can see from my balcony :( If those weren't there I ...
jelly_bean28
kristine (jelly_bean28)
office again o yay but the other day when my mom was in the elevator mario's...
mgt04
mgt04 (mgt04)
day an a row) for my dad. He had a minor procedure done in the office on Wednesday that will hopefully delay the need for a full cornea transplant. The ...
devilsluvchild
Renée (devilsluvchild)
boston with me tonight. i am so frustrated. i give up. i can't stand this office anymore. and if david does follow through with tonight, then i won't beable ...
babimac: hi, my name is gwen and i'm here to waaaaaaaaaaarsh your vah-gin-nah
Neesha (babimac)
office. He was taking advantage of the fact that one part of this job was the...