mormon

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i_be_travi: Cliff notes
Travis (i_be_travi)
ago. So maybe there will be pictures, if there is an available scanner. Yes. Theres a Mormon at camp, now. Them......
shimmer17
::GeeTa NoYoNa LaTiKa:: (shimmer17)
a great day at that, too!  I went to the beach with Jason and the Mormon crew.  And yes, I was converted.  (Not really, but Jason and David tried their ...
sansentities: just the past couple days
schmimsen (sansentities)
nothin special. then we actually looked at a diesel. it's funny... everyone over there is mormon. and i......
safeinmyframe: jump through the screen
safeinmyframe (safeinmyframe)
nerds, can you tell?) -Joe in Angels in America (Patrick Wilson) (It's the whole self-loathing Mormon thing.. actually, no, he's just hot. But the character's a big mess.) -Nino in Amelie (Mat...
rhythmancer: Conversions? I think not.
Dan S. (rhythmancer)
ne to church in quite a good long while that we're living a good, clean mormon life. You know. Without sex or drinking or anything at all fun. ...
cowfatmonkey: EFY: Day 3
cowfatmonkey (cowfatmonkey)
session director morningside, and then classes, Brother King was teaching 'The Truth Of Divine Intamacy', now to any mormon kid, they can see past the pandering, and......
tnelson: It's still hot.
Lindsay Lohan's Potty Mouth (tnelson)
with the ad agency went well, and I didn't get that job... On another topic, the Mormon Church is having something they call The Day of Celebration to celebrate the 200th ...
soberlion: Sooo...yeah, I'm definitely back.
Covert Helix 7 (soberlion)
more than I love all of my friends, so...yeah. Definitely pray. Definitely. ~Bowman P.S. I love Mormon dances! (Note music.)......
artymus: Easilly amused?
Arthur (artymus)
mormon vampire killer. -Yep, that a guy killing a mormon vampire. Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good...
zztknightt
Doug Snyder (zztknightt)
osition as the god of planet Earth, and now has a physical, resurrected, glorified body. Mormonism teaches that through the atonement of Christ and by their good deeds and "holy" ...
missdostoevsky: There is nothing as lucky, as easy, or free.
missdostoevsky (missdostoevsky)
Mormon youth conference thingy I attended last week) it stormed almost every evening. One afternoon...
dwn500: An abrupt change of weather.
dwn500 (dwn500)
marry Zhang Zyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden dragon, Hero, 2046) so looks like I'm becoming a mormon! :oD Hell while I'm talking......
luvspudding: World Relgions and shit
((dAnI)) (luvspudding)
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening? HINDUISM This shit has happened before. MORMON This shit is going to happen again. ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will...
crown_of_flaws: my rather excellent weekend
pigeoone (crown_of_flaws)
Mormon)on Saturday so I didn't get to see her at all this weekend and won't be...
rallymama
rallymama (rallymama)
at SP, and I've been embroiled in those? (In one of those, a devout Mormon took the position that it's OK to not learn about things that contradict Scripture, ...
swim_fan28
swim_fan28 (swim_fan28)
mormon ones. yay for us circle. i got another email. ::BcG:: it made me incredibly happy....
pippi4: Religions of the World
Pippi (pippi4)
harder. Catholicism: If shit happens I deserve it. Jehovah's Witness: Knock-Knock "Shit happens." Unitarian: What is this shit? Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again... Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Rastafarianism:...
biancaneve77
biancaneve77 (biancaneve77)
the Berkshires. We worked with the legendary Maestro Craig Jessop, conductor of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. What an amazing opportunity. I'm still in awe. I also...
kenilyn: In Search Of.....
kenilyn (kenilyn)
Fans of Mel Brooks and Tim Burton get extra points. If not bi-sexual-pagan-mormon, do not be afraid to apply, I can make do. Chances are I won't...
nmrprncss
nmrprncss (nmrprncss)
vely Utah state holiday this weekend. I'm sure you all wanted a history lesson, right? Mormon pioneers settled the Salt Lake Valley in July 1847. The first settlers got there ...
toujin: Really big update
toujin (toujin)
wedding. There were two ceremonies, a traditional one for close family members at the Mormon Temple in Oakland, and and ring ceremony and reception at a church in San Jose....
cambridge_eyes: there's beauty in the breakdown
Action! (cambridge_eyes)
saw the killers last night. though brandon flowers is really cute in this strict mormon kind of way, and though he tells a story with hand jestures that match the...
xrottenbananax
JizzAYYY!<3 (xrottenbananax)
these when id post them as new. i've had lj for way too long;; 8thhh BRACEFACE. haaaa. [END BRACEFACE] (Mormon Clause, Austin) haha. Please tell me you saw some...progression &that i dont look like the first...
chowdurr
Mr. Caunter (chowdurr)
methadone. Sell for pot. 9:00 – Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon,......
purple__sunrise: haha...
purple__sunrise (purple__sunrise)
and you wanna know what he says to me? lol.... (4:34:04 AM): strait edge? (4:34:10 AM): like super mormon?? WTF? lol! this got me thinking... about the history of straight edge and what it EXACTLY ...
bornofmyashes
bornofmyashes (bornofmyashes)
Mormon...I want to make sweet, sweet love to him and bare his children!......
sakuraigirl: "Latter Days" by T. Fabris
Camille (sakuraigirl)
Days Author: T. Fabris (Based on the screenplay by C. Jay Cox) My Grade: B- Squeaky clean Mormon missionary Aaron catches the eye of wild (and hot) gay boy Christian, when Aaron and...
resistingdieu
resistingdieu (resistingdieu)
thing since fried bananas. A stadium blasting their music and Mr. Flowers struttin' his mormon hottness across the stage was pure joy. That was only saturday too. I loved it....
ogus_the_gnome
ogus_the_gnome (ogus_the_gnome)
mormon dance...it was fun...except for the crappy music but hey whatcha expect from mormons...showed a newcomer...
lsnicket: Mormon Thrift Stores are Love.
Alissa Marie (lsnicket)
go over to Old Navy, but we saw a new thrift store. It was a Mormon thrift store [and we all know how much Ali loves Mormons], and Ashley and ...
crimsontea: Seattle
Ash (crimsontea)
mate is another Ashley. She's shy, from the midwest, and trying to rebell against her mormon background. It's interesting to......
lylcookie: All sorts of good things!
lylcookie (lylcookie)
the cats, and driving the UK roads. Saturday two weeks ago, we met some Mormon girls in town for breakfast and a lengthy discussion of our beliefs. They ...
rinote
Rinote (rinote)
a mini terracotta warrior. And tommorrow, I've decided on going to the Newport temple. A Mormon temple. Just finished, I think. It'll be a great educational experience, I'm sure....
rshelly
shelly (rshelly)
mormon pepps where going to six flags but i didnt really fell like going so i...
grevin: a cool idea from SqueakyJay
Andrew (grevin)
they are then your Husband or Wife. You CAN have multiple Husbands & Wives (whether you're Mormon or not). (I also stole this from katie.)......
mowbli_cat: Into The Madness
mowbli_cat (mowbli_cat)
Nobles recycling in my head. Some of it sounds Christian, although maybe with a Mormon influence to it, but you never know I may just be paranoid. Anyway, (I...
bahoo: August! WTF!
boris (bahoo)
to. Went to Rochester for a week with my best friend Leeg and my best (Mormon) friend Staub. Didn't do much of anything but that was fun. Been playing a ...
grant_b
grant_b (grant_b)
whore, prancing around in little skanky clothes and then pretending to be a good mormon girl. HYPOCRITE! WHORE! SLUT! USELESS WASTE OF FLESH! FAKE! FRAUD!...
seckzee: So that myspace.com...
Jessica (seckzee)
profiles!! Okay, well let me explain. The people who ruled my school were the mormon sluts. They were stupid. And looked like models. Now they're alll over...
vitaminqueer: Malm.....that's right....
Jared Smith (vitaminqueer)
love that store. I bought the coolest lamp....it's hot. 3) Accidentally outed myself to my Mormon step-grampa...hehe 4) Got stranded in......
thesslea (in bisexual): Being bi in a polarized world
Aleatha (thesslea)
don't often come out as bi -- it's easier to claim my lesbian self with mormon ex-inlaws than to claim my bi self with the rest of the queers. My ...
jacrio: Stuff
jacrio (jacrio)
awesome movie last night. It's called 'Latter Days'. It's a gay romance about a mormon missionary and a party boy falling in love. It was very cool. They showed s...
nuclear_love___: enjoy.
ashlie <3 (nuclear_love___)
mormon camp. i missed everybody, but check out the crazyness: the food there was HORRIBLE it started...
treeprincess9
treeprincess9 (treeprincess9)
has posted anything. my sister is awesome, who's eight, cuz she's reading the Book of Mormon!!! and she started yesterday and now she's saying "ok, why don't I start chapter 7...
kaygreyhelm (in ldsyw): Yeah... um...?
Kay Roxanne Greyhelm (kaygreyhelm)
career? A real life? ::raises hand:: That's the one thing that really bothers me about Mormon culture... we're still so stuck in the damn Fifties. Anyone else on my side?......
don_attridge: Introduction
Don Attridge (don_attridge)
Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Spencer W. Kimball instructed me as a member of the Mormon Church to keep a journal, a diary. The record would be an account of my...
sheliekins: the you know what...
sheliekins (sheliekins)
mormon games and listened to really bad mormon singing. Crystal is leaving today and that pretty...
ccrazytom
Ben (ccrazytom)
mormon friends (including Kirsten who gets to be mentioned separately and excluding Philip who was unavailable.)...
fuck_the_ghbus
What the fuck is wrong with us? (fuck_the_ghbus)
mormon missionary shows up at his door, Jeph just sees him as another random #### who...
_bonethug
_bonethug (_bonethug)
mormon......
angelwings01: Oh, everything is better with MORMONS!!
*Sha (angelwings01)
the door in a bra and panties… And had a nice long 15-minute conversation with mormons! They gave me this nifty book called THE BOOK OF MORMON!! Oh, boy was I ex...
emptyonion (in noew): END O THE WORLD NEWS!!
Why So Green and Lonely? (emptyonion)
Mormon, no less. Maybe all those wives really do help out.... Stick out your left hands or...
juniepie512: apartment
Sam (juniepie512)
an apartment for college. i will most likely be living in the downstairs of a 60-year-old-spanish-mormon-divorced-woman's home with two random japanese students. sounds fabulous, don't it? but it'll do until ...
tulieve: Self-confessed TTIM or TTITOS
tulieve (tulieve)
married recently to some shopgirl. They got married in Hawaii. "Guess what? Brandon Flowers is a mormon. Which would explain all the suits" This is Allison with her famous Missha oil blotting paper...
legendelsb: System Overload.
legendelsb (legendelsb)
sick of feeling guilty because you can't accept that I don't want to be a mormon. I'm sad......
unicelikewool: the current state of Mann
Unice (unicelikewool)
looking forward to this one most of all. Tomorrow It's Saturday preformes at a Mormon Dance.......
kindofobscene: i can still lurk the boards after leaving:-p
glenn p jones (kindofobscene)
and smell the campus life (hopefully it's not a gym or a cafeteria). straight from the mormon board, yes he openly admits having fun, and it seems like encouraging recreation, i'm ...
stillstandard1: HEAVYYY METALLLL
Morgan (stillstandard1)
It was fun, the denslys are good guys, they get so much crap for being mormon. I'll rant about religion some other time. We listened to the mexican aradio stations...MEXICAN ...
raptor1313: Family holy war!
Rob (raptor1313)
bit because of a family wedding. My 22-year-old presbyterian cousin is getting married...to a 29-year-old Mormon who's quite possibly been married once before. So, already, we're (nominally) all Catholic. Well, my...
tom12cl: Yeah where'd this come from?
Tom (tom12cl)
Niagra Falls) Niagra Falls at night Niagra Falls again In Washington DC/Virginia my brother showed us the Mormon Temple. It's so huge, and it looks like something out of a Disney movie. It's...
archirat: happiness in a bag of skittles
archirat (archirat)
mormon sites and nauvoo and hanging out with family in utah. i am so tired. i've...
lily_lilac
lily_lilac (lily_lilac)
Mormon. What a cruel twist.......
erinxsays
Erin (erinxsays)
mormon guy on a bicycle that looks like nathan spinks! 2. i want to meet mari! NOW! 3....
movieness: #76 - Orgazmo
Kyle's Movie Journal (movieness)
Mormon who becomes a porn star in order to get money for his Mormon wedding. It...
tantricaquarian (in azpoly_rainbow): Azpoly_rainbow Intro!
Tantric Aquarian (tantricaquarian)
knows what 'polyamory' is... and if they do know of it, they think of the Mormon cult-groups up on the northern state border... not the bisexual type, that's for ...
shootyoudown: pointless and stupid
that one girl kim (shootyoudown)
and im excited for her. Im going to miss her because she is super duper mormon posi. hopefully ill be able to viset her sometime at utsa!! Mikes sisters wedding ...
smallstages
smallstages (smallstages)
Lance Kerwin crush post: And the time that and I had our picture taken together: The Mormon Jeseus that later changed into a Cheesehead: Memories of my Barbra Streisand crush post: I ...
matt60119
Matt (matt60119)
one less person to talk to at shows... 3.~What do you honestly think of theskaboss13? He's mormon 4.~Would or did 2102 and ewok_trainer go out? probably not. 5.~Have you ever liked dr_groovenstein? He's ...
brazilianguy84: my turn
Alex (brazilianguy84)
you most like to do with ?work together for san diego fireWhat is 's religion?devout mormon...or not.How many people has seduced?atleast one brazilian, that's for sureHow many licks would ...
descieux: je voudrai vivre chez Burj Dubai
kyle (descieux)
me and want to see her play an old rabbi, deceased immigrant, and fundamentalist Mormon mother all in one miniseries. Other than that, just read the play or see...
fakefrancais
nicole (fakefrancais)
sonic in middle america, artificial strawberry lime sugar ice mush oasis in the desert. mormon churches and high schools that ruin naive sheltered lives. i want to go to arizona,...
jsw58: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...he's hot!
Jeremy (jsw58)
videos I've seen...also pretty funny and witty. And I don't even care that he's a Mormon! Ronie Vannucci (the drummer) is pretty cute too. Still trying to find a decent ...
pagemaster: Gettin a little ticked
pagemaster (pagemaster)
The first couple of months of me dating Kari, I assumed I'd get tons of Mormon jokes, and I did. But for some reason, you guys think the poligamy (that's ...
tardmaster: Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?
Kendra (tardmaster)
a my turkey club sandwich and cheese fries. There's a movie about the book of mormon. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen, aside from the stupid girl ...
sarcasm__queen
»Kristen« (sarcasm__queen)
And then I am now Mr.Johnston's office aid. And yesterday I went to a mormon thing. and just to keep it short...someone is a sneeky snake and yeah... ...
sakmeht: Still here...
sakmeht (sakmeht)
Mormom. I'm approaching it as a work of fiction although I'm not telling my mormon neighbors that......
slimehead
Daniel Joseph Michael Aguilar Garcia (slimehead)
are their titles.Passion Fruit Always Leaves Its MarkAndy Warhol Was A Fucking ChumpNo More Mormon Birthdays For You!There was another one but I forget what it was. Life goes by...
mononoke72: VISITORS
Anusha (mononoke72)
Wisconsin (with whom I'd lost contact for a year or so because she is a Mormon, and on a church-sponsored religious mission) called, and I finally got to see her ...
tygrbrningbrt
Captain Trips (tygrbrningbrt)
cking sucked. exactly 12 hours ago, angela was still in oregon. now she's in the mormon capital of the world, waiting for a connecting flight. it's a sign, it's an ...
midori_densetsu: Yay for fun quiz thingies!!!
midori_densetsu (midori_densetsu)
vacation?Abu Dabi; via cardboard box.Why shouldn't and be a couple?Because I'm not mormon. ^_^Is a morning person or a night person?Why the fuck should I care...
snapeinthegrass: New Girl at Work
Matt (snapeinthegrass)
any MSU student, you know what that means. I've probably got a real live Mormon on my......
asuncame: I know this is mean, but...
devin (asuncame)
Mormon magazine. Poor guy.   <img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/imcrackinup/omfg095.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">......
rstiffa: Wedding Blues..
rstiffa (rstiffa)
was fun, SUPER long (4 hours!) but fun. I guess Im just used to short mormon receptions. Anyway, rehearsals and the dinner went well yesturday, and everything went smoothly today. ...
princess_paxil: greetings from the Bible belt Capital of the world
princess_paxil (princess_paxil)
thinking of going to church tomorrow. The Sunday School lesson is a talk about Mormonism. It's not a bash, either, but a very informative and somewhat objective lesson ...
odessaballerina: Plant
odessaballerina (odessaballerina)
chapter 1 and 19 in my biology book, read for my Ancient Studies (Book of Mormon) class, oh, and read all the syllabus'. I feel great. (yes I'm being ...
theliar: haha thanks melinna
shut your fat fucking mouth (theliar)
Mormon name is B'andra Celestial Glory!What's yours? and if i was a boy it would be My Mormon name is Zanderalex Darianlelo!What's yours?......
sehnsuchtengel: READ THIS. or just scan for your name
Emma (sehnsuchtengel)
tie 3) What would give for his/her birthday? the book of mormon 4) How long would dating last? wow. 5) Where would ...
daepps: About the Mormon wedding...
daepps (daepps)
Mormon or Moron? The wedding was outdoors at 6 p.m. in South Florida during the summer....
spastichick
Ami (spastichick)
T!!! So guy-I-like and I are flirting at Break the Fast at church this evening (mormon culture moment- we fast the first sunday of every month and being social as ...
beththebest
beththebest (beththebest)
my first boyfriend (FRO AKA JARED) is married with a kid on the way (mormon for ya....reason that little relation didnt work), ryan still lives with his parents (love ...
janemccuttie: I am more than you bargained for?
janemccuttie (janemccuttie)
Mormon I sat by Nate again and we basically talked the whole time. He gave me...
kiffanblojo
kiffanblojo (kiffanblojo)
of forgiveness to our little Rhi for cheating on me with a Canadian and a Mormon.......
gshrub: Sears is Satan Misspelled
gshrub (gshrub)
probably be far more interesting. As it is my friend and myself were driving to the Mormon church to play volleyball. My......
indie_blu
indie_blu (indie_blu)
party-it was pretty fun! then we went to drive around to try and find the mormon dance. today i went to church with sarah... it was so amazing. but it kinda sucked ...
touch_of_love: All About Hatred
touch_of_love (touch_of_love)
going to Utah University. Well, Its like this the State is 75% Republican and 75% Mormon It Shows How Ignorant people with no education are. How all the professors at ...
bigpoppaj
Jeffery!!! (bigpoppaj)
an orphanage. Maybe a church. If it's sunday, a church. Probobly a mormon church. If it's a weekday, an orphanage. But nobody would miss the......
danpi20231: Journal # 6
Daniela Santini (danpi20231)
Arizona, but it is from Brazil, and there is this shocking story about this Mormon American, who was in a Mission in Sao Paulo - The biggest state in Braz...
pearl_smile: the sun is shining, my troubles behind me. im alive and im free. who wouldnt want to be me?
pearl_smile (pearl_smile)
that jetski (okay...like 3 times) and everything was... ok. i read Mary Higgens Clark on our little "mormon island" camp we set up i listened to rascal flatts and sang slash totally yelled relient k...
temptingfate07
temptingfate07 (temptingfate07)
afterwards, then yesterday i was at rehearsal all day and then i went to a mormon dance... yeah i guess it was fun.. considering that i'm not mormon. i have ...
blinnbh: Confusion
blinnbh (blinnbh)
family they are assigned to with yard work or gardening. Any ways, I am a Mormon and not a very good one at that, but I believe that the Church of...
trizcuit
trizcuit (trizcuit)
damn, I don't want to date you because my parents want me to date a mormon adn i want to marry a mormon. FUCKING BS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!! i more read ...
wampum_prayer: My Reading Weirdness!
wampum_prayer (wampum_prayer)
read the Bible again, and then after that I plan to read the Book of Mormon. But the reason I am writing to ask anybody here that will even read this, ...
my__squishy__: i want you bad
Lisa (my__squishy__)
want you bad bad bad bad bad... =] im think im startin to get over this nice mormon boy thing.........
eleanorrigby423: God, do i hate it when it's awkward
Capt. Jack Sparrow (Gangsta Kirsten) (eleanorrigby423)
mormon women that come to my house. They always talk to me and my sister about...
jicawastaken: Mission
jicawastaken (jicawastaken)
Mormon missionary who lives next door to the actors house. He's Canadian and I like him...
angle121390: sept, 16-18,2005
angle121390 (angle121390)
about my weekend. So i went to lake chelan because I read the Book Of Mormon before labor day. It tooks us aobut 3 hours to get there. We stayed ...
prttynpinknblck: just a few things...
prttynpinknblck (prttynpinknblck)
money for Katrina/Rita victims. 5. I'm LDS, for those who dont know what that is....Im Mormon. :) and i love it so much... 6. I know far to much...
fushca
fushca (fushca)
Mr.T movie that was apparently made for children back in the 80's along with american mormon. and hang out with more ad club+other cool people. yay! i'm totally digging this whole hanging......
iincommendatus: lingerie
IIncommendatus (iincommendatus)
Mormon, aka a sex teacher for Baker) is no longer teaching her class and is getting...
_duvessa_: Alein? (Not Alien...Alein)
_duvessa_ (_duvessa_)
Mormon thing that I won't explain, but it means everyone close to SLC goes to SLC...
mrk_kp
mrk_kp (mrk_kp)
square with my family for conference. i'm so torn on the idea of being mormon, it's becoming frustrating. more or less i go because of my family. ...
italy17
italy17 (italy17)
Library Association organized in Philadelphia 1889 Thomas Edison shows his 1st motion picture 1890 Mormon Church outlaws polygamy 1927 "Jazz Singer," 1st movie with a sound track, premieres (NYC) GIF...
jillalicious: SNL
jillalicious (jillalicious)
but you definitely know his face -- and his voice. Jon Heder was just a Mormon dude from Utah (with a twin brother) who became one of the hottest actors ...
veryverbil: CEDARRRR CITYYYY.
veryverbil (veryverbil)
Mormonville. Actually, not really... that would be Salt Lake... I love my Mormons... And a Mormon boy. TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. love love...
m_butterfly: Seeking Ever More Inventive Linking Methods
Milkshake Butterfly (m_butterfly)
Smith was born, and started mentally composing a crossover between Stargate and the book of Mormon." In which , , and I confirm our seats in hell. Community......
tonic_and_gin: Funny Movie
tonic_and_gin (tonic_and_gin)
done watching "Sons of Provo" and it was hilarious. It's about a boyband of Mormon kids...done in Mockumentary style. For those of you who are familiar with Mormon ...
heptarch (in mormon_politics): Republic of Deseret
Heptarch (heptarch)
chosen as a destination for the Saints, it was part of the Republic of Mexico. Mormon Pioneers entered and settled the valley in July of 1947. Santa Anna was pretty ...
lacertosus: Firestarter #1 - just for fun.
lacertosus (lacertosus)
gears of the conservative. There are NO references in scripture (Torah, Bible, Kuran, Book of Mormon, you name it) to woman-woman relationships being evil or sinful. NONE. I'm confident...
hedgewitches: Don't you just love this guy?...
hedgewitches (hedgewitches)
committed to the First Amendment principles of religious freedom, tolerance, and diversity.  Whether Mormon, Methodist, Jewish, or Muslim, Americans should be able to participate in their constitutional fr...
jared_the_great
jared_the_great (jared_the_great)
fantastic. "dude, what would it be like if we didnt smoke and drink all the time?". mormon kids... haha. i was gonna write a mean entry abou natalie, but she's the master ...
scott3437: just when you think its safe to go back outside....
scott3437 (scott3437)
MORMON they tried to shake the delicute foundations of my beliefs yet when i asked them a simple...
iwa_chan: great movie
iwa_chan (iwa_chan)
mormon missionary and good looking guy. it was fucking awsome. cant believe that I actually hadnt...
timid_wild_one (in misfitmormon)
Brittany (timid_wild_one)
t I digress, I felt the need to celebrat because: I FINISHED READING THE BOOK OF MORMON!!   like, two minues ago, and it was great, I'm gonna see if I can do ...
feelthefiya: I forgot what this feels like
This Fire (feelthefiya)
weekend visiting Talia and Becky at UCSC and going to my 19-year-old second cousin's Mormon wedding reception. That was weird. I'm nearly 19 and I'm so far from marriage it...
aswilkins: 17. The Clan of One-Breasted Women, T. Tempest Williams
aswilkins (aswilkins)
no idea. That seems like the sort of thing that could inspire even a devout Mormon to object to many things and demand compensation. Also, calling for reinforcements again 10 singing ...
illegalimigrant: yeaaa
illegalimigrant (illegalimigrant)
to do it during summer. So yea im probably gonna go out with misty, who is mormon, have fun with that....danny. i hate doing school work it makes me made so i ...
kirbinite: quoteses
kirbinite (kirbinite)
outlawed, but I don't think that is going to happen any time soon." found when researching mormons http://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon197.htm good site. Made self think of old once friend.......
mick_saveslives
mick_saveslives (mick_saveslives)
I am 15 and I am a sophmore. I am originally from SLC, Utah (aka mormon central), then I was moved to Orange County, California, and now I am here. ...
mormo92: For your Amusement...
ASDavis (mormo92)
Mormon 004. Place of Birth: Logan, Utah 005. Zodiac Sign: Who knows? 006. Male or Female: Male 007. Your last...
mighty_king
mighty_king (mighty_king)
who?idk who this is eithermemyselfandmelrock_on16denerathsoberlionpunky27elanikanwhiterabbit27super_techiepinkcutie007coolerthandirtsinginggoldfishmighty_kingholocron_lxxivbrokencrumbsxanderstudroyaltechnesskrazykanuckiancandy4lessxmyhearthopediesohappyicouldum....idk who this is, sad!memyselfandmelrock_on16denerathsoberlionpunky27elanikanwhiterabbit27super_techiepinkcutie007coolerthandirtsinginggoldfishmighty_kingholocron_lxxivbrokencrumbsxanderstudroyaltechnesskrazykanuckiancandy4lessxmyhearthopediesohappyicouldmy buddy! pimpin it out in Mormon City, USAmemyselfandmelrock_on16denerathsoberlionpunky27elanikanwhiterabbit27super_techiepinkcutie007coolerthandirtsinginggoldfishmighty_kingholocron_lxxivbrokencrumbsxanderstudroyaltechnesskrazykanuckiancandy4lessxmyhearthopediesohappyicouldno1 knows who she is, and if they do, they get her mixed up...
fruitsofcrime: Halloween Fairy Tale
fruitsofcrime (fruitsofcrime)
banana was a feisty one. The banana and Freddy began to dance, and a mormon decided to join them. "Yo, dis is gettin' wack," said......
om_namah_shivay: Семинар в Индии
om_namah_shivay (om_namah_shivay)
Индии, в Бхивашанкаре! Семинар в горном заповеднике в Индии, 10 дней, с 4 по 14 января. Blue Mormon Resort находится в......
gingeradam: Its shmee again
Adam F (gingeradam)
here's what it said for mornin' Morning, Mourning, Morn in, Morn-in, Moaning, Mooning, Morin, Mining, Minion, Mormon, Moroni, Morion, Moron Minion all and Mormon all   Both have a certain......
yellow7terrible: im the mormon poodles
yellow7terrible (yellow7terrible)
Mormon PoodlesBand Name Generator......
fishandchip
fishandchip (fishandchip)
seminary We also have an open invite to go to services with V's aunts who are Mormon. Does anyone have any other suggestions?......
lithium_glitter
Sarah (lithium_glitter)
Mormon Genealogical Library in the Mormon headquarters. They're weird. More when I get home.......
anncoralyn: Oboe professor
anncoralyn (anncoralyn)
Mormon Extravaganza, and near the end there was a break while the choir was being given...
jadedviolet
talihina_sky (jadedviolet)
all my comments so you know who i am for a while! Mrs Lynn Banks-Flowers, the Mormon x......
velvet_walls
julie pwns!!! (velvet_walls)
i need a break from rexburg and the cold. sometimes a small town inside a mormon bubble isn't a good thing. my mother told me the other day that san diego ...
gregoryblack: Disappointed
Gregory Vasilisa Black (gregoryblack)
I called her after also being disappointed that my other friend Stefania thought that some Mormon activity on a Saturday night was more important than helping out......
kibbutznik: College Religion Courses amongst friends..
kibbutznik (kibbutznik)
Mormon friend, she is taking this world religions course in College and has to do an...
soulofsongs: Bewilderment of Emotion
soulofsongs (soulofsongs)
years.  Because he is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, i.e., a Mormon (which is what I used to be),  he was couriered away to Mexico two years......
missamante: Awakenings
missamante (missamante)
here as possible. Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?A Rum and Monkey joint. My Mormon name is Jannifer Ambrosine!What's yours? Which Extremity of the World Are You?From the towering colossi ...
emc2tampabay: eeeewwwww
emc2tampabay (emc2tampabay)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
missensign: O, contentment...
missensign (missensign)
don't know how to make them right) Is it because I already read the Book of Mormon this morning? Is it because my roommate......
divamomvicki: Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
divamomvicki (divamomvicki)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
iammastersgift: Shows how much they know............
iammastersgift (iammastersgift)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
whatlolawants_: Why you should never date a Marine
whatlolawants_ (whatlolawants_)
for months forgotten; ashes of long vigilance. I never thought that he would even look at her; A mormon girl with awkward teeth and something on......
cicatrix1024: whaaapaaak!
iRah (cicatrix1024)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
ericasuperfly: did you eat my cereal bar?
*erica* (ericasuperfly)
1 or 130, but ended up having to head out to pick up a drunk mormon. www.myspace.com/ericasuperfly......
lovelytoday
lovelytoday (lovelytoday)
Mormon for helping me with this. This is basically my facial expression for school. I like this one. ......
greywind9: I am so sore
greywind9 (greywind9)
So far my job has been interesting the store was bought out by a hardcore Mormon who changed the name from subway adventures to Subway for the glory of god. ...
shy_violet1: quizzy stuffs!
shy_violet1 (shy_violet1)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
soporificfrog: The Conf: Day 1.
Tim Pokorny (soporificfrog)
is hell, then I'm glad I was a bad boy Tim says: may the NZ national mormon society decide to hold their annual conference right next door to you then CPT says: Nope. ...
coz_mcfool: My life in emails - cont...
Cosmic Fool (coz_mcfool)
days' I guess that since I have 6 Christian wives they must think I'm a Mormon, and as we know ALL Mormons have extra bright teeth – just look at ...
mineke: Last day of the work week
The Naked Katie Show (mineke)
Mormon Land! Need to pack still, and print out my ticket-thingy, and the map of the tradeshow,...
dagnysnark: GOOD LUCK TO US!!!
dagnysnark (dagnysnark)
at that stoplight by Owens (the one towards arcadia not near bast buy or the mormon church). Luckily while......
joziejaydreams: Tunnels
Dream Journal... Joziejay (joziejaydreams)
Mormon-ish dream. That could be why it had Jackie it in, because he is my close...
danteismyvirgil: Finals....
danteismyvirgil (danteismyvirgil)
for finals and Bill stops to talk to us. He say "You two look like Mormon Bible salesmen." We dont really know what to say so we give him the ...
keithnola: Movie recommendations////The tragedy of the Canadian Election///when marriage is wrong
keithnola (keithnola)
-For a lost soldier(Dutch/Canadian gay themed), Drole de Felix-Adventures of Felix(French gay themed), Latter Days(Gay Mormon themed), A classic Reds(Story of Communist Patriot John(Jack)Reed), Another Country, Cambridge Spies series from ...
spiritualrape
Spiritual Rape (spiritualrape)
be cured of my OCD but leaving the church has actually helped it. The mormon church was......
in_but_not_up89
in_but_not_up89 (in_but_not_up89)
EVER! I WANNA MARRY HIM AND HELP HIM DO CROSSWORDS ALL DAY! IM GUNNA BECOME MORMON SO I CAN HAVE 3 HUSBANDS. THOMAS MAHONEY, JAY WILEY, AND GEORGE O'BRIEN, THEY ...
ficbyzee: ajflskjdf asl;kfjslfjk
in honor of the fact that we're not invaders (ficbyzee)
thread in another journal, and now I want an AU where Dean and Sam are mormon missionaries. I may write one. *snickers at the thought of Dean ...
unholiest
Cartwheel of Scratches (unholiest)
humans =(. I am now arranged to marry both Shane and Jason, I'm more of a mormon than Christina! Latter day pimpettes, REP YO HOOD !! I can see Dustin for more ...
mcnikelsnack: Girls
mcnikelsnack (mcnikelsnack)
Mormon culture are a JOKE ZOMG! Correct me if i'm wrong, maybe these apply to...
blytheoliver: My flight was great.
blytheoliver (blytheoliver)
Mormon parents.......
godot78: Silliness
Tim the Enchanter (godot78)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
smart_chic: hi im new
smart_chic (smart_chic)
nds with pink pedestrian but we are very different im innocent and don't do anything bad im mormon and we don't believe in doing that stuff pink pedestrian and I are very different but ...
thesquirrelette: Meme
thesquirrelette (thesquirrelette)
among the Jews, and also concerning the dwindling of Jews in unbelief." Book of Mormon, Nephi 10:11 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. Where are you...
kei_and_yuri: Crossworshipping
kei_and_yuri (kei_and_yuri)
of crossworshipping Landover Baptist!! Jack T. Chick The Skeptic's Annotated Bible The Skeptic's Annotated Quran The Skeptic's Annotated Book of Mormon......
raevensdemise: chaotic side notes
Burning Angel (raevensdemise)
Mormon. The Mormons refuse to admit this. Eris is a genus of jumping spider. I just...
kevinrm2b: Alright, everybody Weigh In!
kevinrm2b (kevinrm2b)
companion (who has been here for 4 transfers). I have two transfers left in my Mormon mission (come Monday). The average time span in an area is between 2-4 transfers. ...
everyclichebest: The Grammys are on tonight, I'm nervous FOR them
everyclichebest (everyclichebest)
that comes to mind when describing them is "oh that's so and so, she's a mormon" or "yeah they're nice christian boys." Is it my own closemindedness because I ...
reality_chick: skedaddle, eh?
reality_chick (reality_chick)
no! yodelingpoodle: haha ////// gerjana: f I didn't know any better, I'd say you had a chunk of Mormon in you somwhere This amused me. Because I'm not ingesting caffeine these days (does chocolate ...
eleanor_delores: Why niggas aint got no french hat?
eleanor_delores (eleanor_delores)
mormon love. p.s. Curious George more like how the new testament should've gone.......
superblonde87: nothin' like a night in the LDS church...
Afton (superblonde87)
but when we got there, we couldn't help but notice the tall steeple...it was the mormon church. We went in, hesitantly. It was all......
mansack: oh, and for my geeky friends...
mansack (mansack)
may actually care.  did you know that the co-inventor of wordperfect is a gay mormon from idaho who now lives in utah?  well he is and his name is bruce...
ticklethepear: Link-o-Rama
ticklethepear (ticklethepear)
Bern, Switzerland. What I Made for Dinner Adriana Velez, a SFFH in NYC. LDS Feminist Blogs Exponent II Feminist Mormon Housewives Zelophehad’s Daughters Websites I Love BBC Of course. Christian Science Monitor Best US source for ...
baboon_me
Thy (baboon_me)
pissed, well in class anyways. I'm really starting to like this guy and he's Mormon. I know that I shouldn't judge, but how could that work if I'm atheist. ...
misshelen: Helen's Book Club
misshelen (misshelen)
killing of a young mother and her baby at the hands of two extremist fundamentalist mormons, but it's really more of a narrative history  Kinda. Many people would simply call ...
katiebellaluna
Katie M (katiebellaluna)
like, constantly strung out on coffee because I have to make up for being a half-Mormon hybrid all those years. My creative progress is plodding along. I'm going......
c_andywarhol_a
martin (c_andywarhol_a)
in having a journal. I had a dream last night that I met a runaway mormon on the train tracks. She had a hard face and empty eyes, but it ...
alexiaiscariot
Mary Jones (alexiaiscariot)
a smuggler. He has a sidekick--and I don't mean a personal organizer.Fact (via David): Mormon women of a certain age don't get married because they're bitter and mean and they...
_spazzzz
mr. snuggles (_spazzzz)
is an art: true 5. And I'm an artist: lmao. false 6. I have AOL: true 7. I'm Mormon: false. polygamy is NOT cool 8. I'm a virgin: true 6. I've never been kissed: false 10. ...
temima
Tara (temima)
le?"......
readerwitch: I'm At Work
readerwitch (readerwitch)
of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart...
timbress: Dance... Dance... DANCE!
Vanessa Timbress Marie (timbress)
to go. But I got there and Eric Beckstead showed up. He's funny, and SOOOO Mormon. *grin* He reminded me to keep myself under control though. The dance wasn't truly ...
rstiffa: Stimmelos! (Speechless!)
rstiffa (rstiffa)
most of them already, and talk to them for a bit. We have a new mormon girl, which is soooooooooo......
whowouldknow: Mormons just offered to take out my trash
Cassandra (whowouldknow)
the door and saw their tags I told them that I wasn't planning on going Mormon today, but was there anything else they wanted. I think they took offense to ...
fadango: wompie!
TOTAL CUTENESS OVERLOAD (fadango)
Mormon guys just passed by my house to invite my grandmother to attend their church. ...
tal125: A Day in the life of Tal
Tal (tal125)
Mormon comes up to the desk "Have you found Jesus?" Tal: "Have you tried the Lost &...
annlea
annlea (annlea)
two. *Waves* Hi! Anywho...yep. I'm LDS (Latter-day Saint, some people call us "Mormon," but that's actually a slangy term). And this is my little churchy journal. ...
roseofmalice: A new church experience.
<3 Rose of Malice; RMS; DJ Pocky; Rose-chan; xD (roseofmalice)
cool church and not that different from my own. And when the elders themselves make mormon jokes about lizards and baby eating, you know it's funny. I'm glad I went......
jskl: I ain't no latter day saint
Justin Scuiletti (jskl)
tables, I walk up the steps near the Honors Lounge and was ambushed by Mormons! I made the mistake of acknowledging them, so they sprung on me and began asking ...
peri_dram_proj: Overview: Pride and Prejudice
peri_dram_proj (peri_dram_proj)
been relocated in modernising adaptations several times: to India in Bride and Prejudice, a Mormon community in Utah in Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-day Comedy, and to modern London in...
jvankirk
jvankirk (jvankirk)
set. When not part of that set, they tend to be part of the Mormon church. Not to generalize overmuch, but neither of those groups tend to like ...
lifeisluck: Yea I love Him
Melody (lifeisluck)
it would link If he were Peter I'd be his Tink And so I am For my man Oh My Mormon God I Fricken Love Him and he tastes like sweet Yam I LOVE DANIEL GERARD BLAIR So ...
extraneous: The Prophecy and Appearance of Decree in the Cosmic Destiny of Man
Extraneous Esveldt (extraneous)
a child? Eden's Child. A Child for Emma. A Baby for Susan. At any rate: Mormons. Always Mormons. Mormon romance novels. Namely, The Mormon Wives. They went West to free ...
miss_jeni_ia: Itchy
miss_jeni_ia (miss_jeni_ia)
but he managed it so he was allowed to come. This gf is a very vanilla Mormon lady so we got seperate rooms LOL Slave did come in handy for carying ...
telephonecrumbs
telephonecrumbs/tiff (telephonecrumbs)
severely phenomenal. that there on the screen is one of the founding fathers of the mormon church. the books collect videos and string em together for their shows. ......
cantelopeskiz
The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight (cantelopeskiz)
Mormon......
gorewhore_____
some witty emo lyric goes here to express my ANGST (gorewhore_____)
Mormon Church. On the one hand you can view him as a fraud -- a monomaniacal...
saturos8
Jeff (saturos8)
how I now have a special someone and we had the most amazing night at Mormon prom. For a surprise I brought my ipod so our last dance could be ...
steigole: ONTO CO!
Steig Ole (steigole)
for CO, so you get the short version: Da Vinci Code Hiking Kolob Canyon ('Zion' in Mormon is 'a place of safety and refuge' and in their theology, 'Kolob' is a 'heavenly...
choconerd
Colt Quadhammer (choconerd)
the oddest website i've ever seen. laura saw this guy sticking it to some mormon missionaries on the bus today. be sure to click on the foolquest.com logo ...
wwhyte: The Settlers of Zarahelma
wwhyte (wwhyte)
Mormon? Well, now you do.......
suction_cups: Behind the scenes
Megan (suction_cups)
for me to finish my shift. Then, we went to this park next to a Mormon church and took weird and happy Abercrombie and Fitch model ads. Notice that Kian ...
lesbains__douch (in exxtraa_beauty): new
cady elizabeth (lesbains__douch)
with my boyfriend and our two cats, Paddington and Blair. I was raised a Mormon, and have been amused by people wanting to interview me for essays on cults. ...
drama_king_15: Best Weekend EVER!!!
drama_king_15 (drama_king_15)
talked, made fun of people, threw fries at eachother, etc. We then noticed a scary Mormon/Southern Babtist family all had ice cream cones......
jestineee
jestineee (jestineee)
problem. i dont have a friend or anyone that will listen. i need to start makin more mormon friends. they arent all bad. hmmm wwwwwah......
thequietxxthing: i hate it when
technicolor girl (thequietxxthing)
mccleod at 6..and she sends me this im and is like oh parker has this mormon thing to do starting at 6 ill call you. so i waited around, and she ...
stimpy2319: Mormons
stimpy2319 (stimpy2319)
is people knocking on my door trying to convert me to theirs. So a couple of mormon missionaries knock on my door today, and I did what most people do. Look ...
ambiguouscase: bloggin'?
Ana (ambiguouscase)
and also part-time retail salesperson, claimed she was a blogger. Another temp, a sheltered Mormon boy, asked what this was, as he had been in Russia for two years. Lucky...