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MinisterPhobia (ministerphobia)
less you work for Verizon, Bell, or Qwest in the tech support departments, or for Microsoft. So, yeah, I was in training for 4 weeks, passed both of my final exams ...
MinisterPhobia (ministerphobia)
less you work for Verizon, Bell, or Qwest in the tech support departments, or for Microsoft. So, yeah, I was in training for 4 weeks, passed both of my final exams ...
stanis: Mozilla Firefox
Stanis Shramko (stanis)
Microsoft Outlook 2003 Green и плагин All-in-one Gestures. , ты была права: жесты мышкой действительно рулят.......
Stanis Shramko (stanis)
Microsoft Outlook 2003 Green и плагин All-in-one Gestures. , ты была права: жесты мышкой действительно рулят.......
brokendo11y: Before I go to ebay
broken (brokendo11y)
have a wireless mouse too, if anyone wants that w/it. Here are the specs: Compaq Presario R4000 - Microsoft(R) Windows(R) XP Professional with SP2 - AMD Athlon(TM) 64 3200+ (2.0GHz/512kb l2 Cache) - 15.4" WXGA ...
broken (brokendo11y)
have a wireless mouse too, if anyone wants that w/it. Here are the specs: Compaq Presario R4000 - Microsoft(R) Windows(R) XP Professional with SP2 - AMD Athlon(TM) 64 3200+ (2.0GHz/512kb l2 Cache) - 15.4" WXGA ...
dreamingkat: web tribulations
Dreaming Kat (dreamingkat)
Microsoft sucks. However, most people using the site that I'm remaking use IE 6 on...
Dreaming Kat (dreamingkat)
Microsoft sucks. However, most people using the site that I'm remaking use IE 6 on...
pod_zamkom: это я посвящаю себе
pod_zamkom (pod_zamkom)
Microsoft первой выпускать такие начала. Это потому, что у Microsoft все кривое? В пресс-службе Microsoft решительно опровергли...
pod_zamkom (pod_zamkom)
Microsoft первой выпускать такие начала. Это потому, что у Microsoft все кривое? В пресс-службе Microsoft решительно опровергли...
allan999: Гы...)))
allan999 (allan999)
Microsoft намерен создать версию Windows на татарском языке до конца года......
allan999 (allan999)
Microsoft намерен создать версию Windows на татарском языке до конца года......
wsuandyroo: Windows Update
Andy (wsuandyroo)
Microsoft recently released several updates to its Windowsdom, and like a good Windows user I have...
Andy (wsuandyroo)
Microsoft recently released several updates to its Windowsdom, and like a good Windows user I have...
ruarted
RUartED (ruarted)
Microsoft Word but the quality is like the difference between roasted peanuts and roasted peas. ...
RUartED (ruarted)
Microsoft Word but the quality is like the difference between roasted peanuts and roasted peas. ...
legion_exists
The Eponymous Multitude (legion_exists)
Microsoft Excel wizard and being all round great at everything I have successfully IT’d myself out...
The Eponymous Multitude (legion_exists)
Microsoft Excel wizard and being all round great at everything I have successfully IT’d myself out...
jiscilla
Jiscilla (jiscilla)
a good laugh. <div id=vpdiv><a href='http://www.freevideocodes.com'><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.buzzmoo.com/curiosities/mandc3.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300' height='300' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0' pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div>Music Video Codes</a> by......
Jiscilla (jiscilla)
a good laugh. <div id=vpdiv><a href='http://www.freevideocodes.com'><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.buzzmoo.com/curiosities/mandc3.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300' height='300' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0' pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div>Music Video Codes</a> by......
knappenp: Geez
Trent the Uncatchable (knappenp)
on reconciliation of two domains (an old one and a new one), and in typical Microsoft fashion it can't really be done in a clean manner. In fact, it's consumed ...
Trent the Uncatchable (knappenp)
on reconciliation of two domains (an old one and a new one), and in typical Microsoft fashion it can't really be done in a clean manner. In fact, it's consumed ...
devilishl9466y:
devilishl9466y (devilishl9466y)
per share which was the determined fair market value at the time. . Microsoft will also have an exclusive source of updated imagery that ORBIMAGE will continue to produce with ...
devilishl9466y (devilishl9466y)
per share which was the determined fair market value at the time. . Microsoft will also have an exclusive source of updated imagery that ORBIMAGE will continue to produce with ...
lokeydokey
lokeydokey (lokeydokey)
putting too much thought into it. As soon as I get it typed out into Microsoft Word....I'll probably ask a couple of you fuckers to read it. Back to the......
lokeydokey (lokeydokey)
putting too much thought into it. As soon as I get it typed out into Microsoft Word....I'll probably ask a couple of you fuckers to read it. Back to the......
miaruma: Hm.
A Maalivahti on Tour (miaruma)
or female (I'm not picky) voice reading one of my favourite Fantasy-Books to me. Microsoft Reader is a rapist. It rapes my poor innocent ears, and it also rapes the...
A Maalivahti on Tour (miaruma)
or female (I'm not picky) voice reading one of my favourite Fantasy-Books to me. Microsoft Reader is a rapist. It rapes my poor innocent ears, and it also rapes the...
johanirae: Worlds Etched in Old Magic - Chapter I
Searching for the zeitgeist since 1982 (johanirae)
belongs to Lady Rowling, Playstation belongs to Sony, Dreamcast belongs to Sega, X-Box belongs to Microsoft, Gamecube belongs to Nintendo, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Vagrant ...
Searching for the zeitgeist since 1982 (johanirae)
belongs to Lady Rowling, Playstation belongs to Sony, Dreamcast belongs to Sega, X-Box belongs to Microsoft, Gamecube belongs to Nintendo, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Vagrant ...
stealyourtea82 (in nicethings): first time
Ash-a-ley (stealyourtea82)
Microsoft Paint MS Paint as well Same here Loving this band: ......
Ash-a-ley (stealyourtea82)
Microsoft Paint MS Paint as well Same here Loving this band: ......
musicboy88
-*~The Boss~*- (musicboy88)
an image into my computer, it saves it as .art or .bmp, also, there isn't Microsoft Word or anything that can view images. Can someone tell me where to go, or ...
-*~The Boss~*- (musicboy88)
an image into my computer, it saves it as .art or .bmp, also, there isn't Microsoft Word or anything that can view images. Can someone tell me where to go, or ...
hyppopotam: Проверил Фотошоп и Эксель 2000 - РАБОТАЕТ!!!
Бегемот (hyppopotam)
программы. Windows 98 На рабочем столе надо создать ярлык, в командной строке которого вписать буквально следующее: "C:\Windows\Application Data\Microsoft\WELCOME\WELDATA.EXE" You_are_a_real_rascal Разумеется, вместо C:\Windows следует подставить именно тот каталог, в который вы установили Windows 98. В...
Бегемот (hyppopotam)
программы. Windows 98 На рабочем столе надо создать ярлык, в командной строке которого вписать буквально следующее: "C:\Windows\Application Data\Microsoft\WELCOME\WELDATA.EXE" You_are_a_real_rascal Разумеется, вместо C:\Windows следует подставить именно тот каталог, в который вы установили Windows 98. В...
redlillia
Sherry (redlillia)
microsoft office -worked on dreads -ate a couple of healthy meals -worked on Amber's project going to meet mom for...
Sherry (redlillia)
microsoft office -worked on dreads -ate a couple of healthy meals -worked on Amber's project going to meet mom for...
jefurry: Warning to Microsoft AntiSpyware users.
Jeffery Lay (jefurry)
Microsoft AntiSpyware on your Windows boxen, uninstall it right now and switch to one of the...
Jeffery Lay (jefurry)
Microsoft AntiSpyware on your Windows boxen, uninstall it right now and switch to one of the...
blind_man
BlindMan (blind_man)
Microsoft: http://www.3dnews.ru/news/?module_id=1008&action=view_message&id=14530 И стоить она будет 105 USD. От так от.......
BlindMan (blind_man)
Microsoft: http://www.3dnews.ru/news/?module_id=1008&action=view_message&id=14530 И стоить она будет 105 USD. От так от.......
harperex: Take that, Sony bitches~
harperex (harperex)
inked a deal for a massively multiplayer online game based in the DC Comics universe, Microsoft and Marvel have countered with an interesting exclusive agreement locking Marvel characters to appear ...
harperex (harperex)
inked a deal for a massively multiplayer online game based in the DC Comics universe, Microsoft and Marvel have countered with an interesting exclusive agreement locking Marvel characters to appear ...
kaxi
Aaron (kaxi)
sorting program, primarily in the C# programming language. The certification she received was as a Microsoft Certified Application Developer."......
Aaron (kaxi)
sorting program, primarily in the C# programming language. The certification she received was as a Microsoft Certified Application Developer."......
carolinebo (in x0___layoutttss)
carolinebo (carolinebo)
table tr.caption td.index{ visibility:hidden } .entrybox td{ text-align: justify; } .entrybox td.index, .entrybox td.comments{ text-align: right; } table, tr, td, .shadowed { filter: alpha(opacity=80);filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Alpha(opacity=80); -moz-opacity:0.8; } p .index { color:white; } <!-- a:hover { color: #FF99CC; text-decoration: strikeout; } --> <!-- /* change these numbers, must add up to 95% or...
carolinebo (carolinebo)
table tr.caption td.index{ visibility:hidden } .entrybox td{ text-align: justify; } .entrybox td.index, .entrybox td.comments{ text-align: right; } table, tr, td, .shadowed { filter: alpha(opacity=80);filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Alpha(opacity=80); -moz-opacity:0.8; } p .index { color:white; } <!-- a:hover { color: #FF99CC; text-decoration: strikeout; } --> <!-- /* change these numbers, must add up to 95% or...
bull_monkey: e-i-g-h-t-y
Bull-Monkey (bull_monkey)
the House for his role in the Abscam scandal Hewlett-Packard announces release of its first personal computer Microsoft announces their version of UNIX, Xenix Christina Ricci, Chelsea Clinton, Venus Williams, Jessica Simpson, Macaulay......
Bull-Monkey (bull_monkey)
the House for his role in the Abscam scandal Hewlett-Packard announces release of its first personal computer Microsoft announces their version of UNIX, Xenix Christina Ricci, Chelsea Clinton, Venus Williams, Jessica Simpson, Macaulay......
poindexter: IBM Kills OS/2
poindexter FORTRAN (poindexter)
of OS/2 Presentation Manager through its switch to Warp, the OS was always be-devilled by Microsoft, which seemed to have its own agenda.......
poindexter FORTRAN (poindexter)
of OS/2 Presentation Manager through its switch to Warp, the OS was always be-devilled by Microsoft, which seemed to have its own agenda.......
tsudonimh: Intel's future tech.
Tsu Do Nimh (tsudonimh)
They are falling behind. But Intel has not been idle. It has been working with Microsoft and the content industry to develop a standard architecture that takes your computer away ...
Tsu Do Nimh (tsudonimh)
They are falling behind. But Intel has not been idle. It has been working with Microsoft and the content industry to develop a standard architecture that takes your computer away ...
lordofswank: Deities in Corporate
Lord Of Swank (lordofswank)
of the idea goes as such: While most people will blame satan for corporations such as microsoft, amazon, ebay, etc. I think that satan has nothing to do with them. I believe ...
Lord Of Swank (lordofswank)
of the idea goes as such: While most people will blame satan for corporations such as microsoft, amazon, ebay, etc. I think that satan has nothing to do with them. I believe ...
zoxobear: Anyone know of a decent cheap cell phone?
ZoxoBear (zoxobear)
a decent moderately to cheap , or free cell phones that you can connect to microsoft exchange over a data plan? Basically I want a cheap phone that I can check work ...
ZoxoBear (zoxobear)
a decent moderately to cheap , or free cell phones that you can connect to microsoft exchange over a data plan? Basically I want a cheap phone that I can check work ...
jelashke: Weekend Business
jel'ashke (jelashke)
Microsoft night organised for ITS by the Brisbane Microsoft office was a lot of fun :)...
jel'ashke (jelashke)
Microsoft night organised for ITS by the Brisbane Microsoft office was a lot of fun :)...
flor_enojada: The spamming of Sam McGee
The angry flower (flor_enojada)
as his username, and the subject line of his message suggested that he was selling Microsoft Office upgrades. No different from any other spam, except that the name Sam ...
The angry flower (flor_enojada)
as his username, and the subject line of his message suggested that he was selling Microsoft Office upgrades. No different from any other spam, except that the name Sam ...
mr_buck: videos
mr_buck (mr_buck)
two different types and the ones you can watch are windows media files and not microsoft windows movie maker files. havn't done it myself so i dunno if you can ...
mr_buck (mr_buck)
two different types and the ones you can watch are windows media files and not microsoft windows movie maker files. havn't done it myself so i dunno if you can ...
hg253: This is getting annoying
Simon Fletcher (hg253)
the things I type and write come out in the wrong order. I know that Microsoft is spelt like that so why does it generally come out as Mircoosft... I ...
Simon Fletcher (hg253)
the things I type and write come out in the wrong order. I know that Microsoft is spelt like that so why does it generally come out as Mircoosft... I ...
fuckgsus: i want to cry
Pumpkin (fuckgsus)
to think i'm incompitent. maybe i am, but it would help if my parents had MICROSOFT WORD on their fucking computer, then i wouldnt have to continuously transfer things by ...
Pumpkin (fuckgsus)
to think i'm incompitent. maybe i am, but it would help if my parents had MICROSOFT WORD on their fucking computer, then i wouldnt have to continuously transfer things by ...
youngmeteor: Анонс тренинга по Microsoft PowerPoint для посетителей www.bankir.ru
Юрий Вильнид (youngmeteor)
Microsoft PowerPoint. Вам нужен этот тренинг, если Как правило, сотрудники компаний начинают осваивать программу, когда возникает необходимость...
Юрий Вильнид (youngmeteor)
Microsoft PowerPoint. Вам нужен этот тренинг, если Как правило, сотрудники компаний начинают осваивать программу, когда возникает необходимость...
natlegin: Microsoft Investigates New XP SP2 Flaw
ナイジェル (natlegin)
ker on 16 Jul 2005 - 15:38 I came across this news while surfing the NTCompatible website.Microsoft has acknowledged that it is working on a patch for a potentially serious security ...
ナイジェル (natlegin)
ker on 16 Jul 2005 - 15:38 I came across this news while surfing the NTCompatible website.Microsoft has acknowledged that it is working on a patch for a potentially serious security ...
silver_dew: БЛИН! Это правда!
Dew в собственном исполнении (silver_dew)
Microsoft Word и напечатайте: =rand(200,99) Потом нажмите на Enter и удерживайте клавишу 3 секунды... Говорят, что даже Microsoft не может это объяснить!,......
Dew в собственном исполнении (silver_dew)
Microsoft Word и напечатайте: =rand(200,99) Потом нажмите на Enter и удерживайте клавишу 3 секунды... Говорят, что даже Microsoft не может это объяснить!,......
__im_a_trick
__im_a_trick (__im_a_trick)
Microsoft picnic with Allison. + Dyeing my hair blonde again with Allison. + Reading Harry Potter. + Hopefully...
__im_a_trick (__im_a_trick)
Microsoft picnic with Allison. + Dyeing my hair blonde again with Allison. + Reading Harry Potter. + Hopefully...
spasticjoker: bout time
spasticjoker (spasticjoker)
microsoft anti spywayre scan with out the bastard smashing down. Why is my default diplay font...
spasticjoker (spasticjoker)
microsoft anti spywayre scan with out the bastard smashing down. Why is my default diplay font...
drakk: Its that time of month again
Drakk. - Go ahead punk, Float my boat (drakk)
"internal plumbing" for such events. On tuesday the monthly security patches were released by microsoft and after buggerising around to allow internet explorer first to download an update to ...
Drakk. - Go ahead punk, Float my boat (drakk)
"internal plumbing" for such events. On tuesday the monthly security patches were released by microsoft and after buggerising around to allow internet explorer first to download an update to ...
radford__: 10 pounds of faggotry in a 5 pound bag.
Dashing Young Rad (radford__)
MICROSOFT. so the Marvel MMORPG is going to be exclusive to Xbox 360. sure, its just a game....
Dashing Young Rad (radford__)
MICROSOFT. so the Marvel MMORPG is going to be exclusive to Xbox 360. sure, its just a game....
marketanewyork: Sometimes I really HATE computers
marketa (marketanewyork)
just refused to do anything. And forget about even trying to get any help form microsoft. ARRGGGG, I just want to scream. It's so fucked up how these things really ...
marketa (marketanewyork)
just refused to do anything. And forget about even trying to get any help form microsoft. ARRGGGG, I just want to scream. It's so fucked up how these things really ...
0reo_c00kie033: Hello
0reo_c00kie033 (0reo_c00kie033)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="Music'>http://www.musicvideocodes.com">Music Video Codes</a>......
0reo_c00kie033 (0reo_c00kie033)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="Music'>http://www.musicvideocodes.com">Music Video Codes</a>......
miss_inform
Weyland (miss_inform)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div><font style='font-size: 10pt;'>Music Video Codes By VideoCodeZone</font></a>......
Weyland (miss_inform)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div><font style='font-size: 10pt;'>Music Video Codes By VideoCodeZone</font></a>......
nzeemin: Индуктивный пользовательский интерфейс
Никита А. Зимин (nzeemin)
Microsoft Inductive User Interface Guidelines: http://rsdn.ru/article/ui/IUIGuidelines.xml Пользуясь случаем еще раз выражаю благодарность прекрасному переводчику и замечательному человеку — Маше Аршава…......
Никита А. Зимин (nzeemin)
Microsoft Inductive User Interface Guidelines: http://rsdn.ru/article/ui/IUIGuidelines.xml Пользуясь случаем еще раз выражаю благодарность прекрасному переводчику и замечательному человеку — Маше Аршава…......
epirogov (in programmer_link): [OpenSource.Repository] www.codeproject.com
epirogov (epirogov)
Microsoft - все выкладивают свои идеи.......
epirogov (epirogov)
Microsoft - все выкладивают свои идеи.......
chazwack: its 2am, and awllllllllllllls wayalllllllll
chazwack (chazwack)
Microsoft, oh yes. I'm running Centos 4.1, with nary a clip of MS code on my comp...
chazwack (chazwack)
Microsoft, oh yes. I'm running Centos 4.1, with nary a clip of MS code on my comp...
andacom: Great Opportunity - Penny Stocks
andacom (andacom)
market fortunes are made every day! At one giant companies like Wal-Mart, Nike, IBM and Microsoft were all penny stocks. These now expensive hot stocks will never double, triple or ...
andacom (andacom)
market fortunes are made every day! At one giant companies like Wal-Mart, Nike, IBM and Microsoft were all penny stocks. These now expensive hot stocks will never double, triple or ...
alterm4nn
Futureproof (alterm4nn)
что их количество в процентном соотношении неуклонно растёт, всплыл интересный факт: До 15% людей, работающих в Microsoft Corporation, страдают аутизмом. Потому что у таких людей зачастую идеальная усваимость и эффективность написания ...
Futureproof (alterm4nn)
что их количество в процентном соотношении неуклонно растёт, всплыл интересный факт: До 15% людей, работающих в Microsoft Corporation, страдают аутизмом. Потому что у таких людей зачастую идеальная усваимость и эффективность написания ...
bran2848ding: infusion Jewett participate
bran2848ding (bran2848ding)
Microsoft Founded in 1975, Microsoft is the worldwide leader in software, services and solutions...
bran2848ding (bran2848ding)
Microsoft Founded in 1975, Microsoft is the worldwide leader in software, services and solutions...
boundinchains
Potent Potables (boundinchains)
microsoft can not hide from me! Yes, I finally have Word and Excel and..Frontpage o_O; . ...
Potent Potables (boundinchains)
microsoft can not hide from me! Yes, I finally have Word and Excel and..Frontpage o_O; . ...
moon2fire: Doh!!!
Jaye (moon2fire)
Microsoft office off the compter I now realise that it would be nice to use something...
Jaye (moon2fire)
Microsoft office off the compter I now realise that it would be nice to use something...
_tekwh0re_: Randoms...
Commander General, The Razorblade Tit Tyrant! (_tekwh0re_)
way. Imagine that. I like reading my Cisco book and watching my Cisco videos. Microsoft stuff is a chore. Too bad I need both. Fucking MCSE. =/......
Commander General, The Razorblade Tit Tyrant! (_tekwh0re_)
way. Imagine that. I like reading my Cisco book and watching my Cisco videos. Microsoft stuff is a chore. Too bad I need both. Fucking MCSE. =/......
hyde09: Gates puzzled why more students don't choose computer science
M A R T I N (hyde09)
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates said Monday that he's baffled more students don't go into computer science. Gates...
M A R T I N (hyde09)
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates said Monday that he's baffled more students don't go into computer science. Gates...
cuntitup
Lily (cuntitup)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video provided by MusicVideoCodes.TK</a>......
Lily (cuntitup)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video provided by MusicVideoCodes.TK</a>......
lyssiae: Bombings and Islam and Whether We Were Asking For It.
A random English bint of a mathematician...almost (lyssiae)
dismiss terror link. A parallel drawn by one of the interviewees:"You take the example of Microsoft - or for that matter the BBC - which employs thousands of people," he says. "If...
A random English bint of a mathematician...almost (lyssiae)
dismiss terror link. A parallel drawn by one of the interviewees:"You take the example of Microsoft - or for that matter the BBC - which employs thousands of people," he says. "If...
demoncleanernh
Bob of the Hills... or something (demoncleanernh)
Microsoft") Marketing ploy, or really dumb kid? Discuss.......
Bob of the Hills... or something (demoncleanernh)
Microsoft") Marketing ploy, or really dumb kid? Discuss.......
crittle_meistah: I wanna be, wanna be, wanna be, wanna be pretty
Crittle (crittle_meistah)
Microsoft Word, for some fucking reason, won't allow me to type anything. It's amazing how quickly...
Crittle (crittle_meistah)
Microsoft Word, for some fucking reason, won't allow me to type anything. It's amazing how quickly...
suchire: Mac OS X Utilities
suchire (suchire)
connect to servers, and so on. It learns your shortcuts, so for me, "wrd" opens Microsoft Word,......
suchire (suchire)
connect to servers, and so on. It learns your shortcuts, so for me, "wrd" opens Microsoft Word,......
aestheticnoisex: read this one, if you dont read any other one
Shannon (aestheticnoisex)
almost anywhere and its fast) ati radeon mobility 9000 grafix card srs true sound xt xp home edition microsoft one note (the new word processing program that is super expensive) it has an s-video out...
Shannon (aestheticnoisex)
almost anywhere and its fast) ati radeon mobility 9000 grafix card srs true sound xt xp home edition microsoft one note (the new word processing program that is super expensive) it has an s-video out...
theremin: Entrenched
Invisible Bees (theremin)
my resumes in monster and dice. Today I got a call from a lady at Microsoft who asked if I would be willing to re-locate in California. I didn't give ...
Invisible Bees (theremin)
my resumes in monster and dice. Today I got a call from a lady at Microsoft who asked if I would be willing to re-locate in California. I didn't give ...
youdontsmellbad
Youdontsmellbad (youdontsmellbad)
be overruled." i don't need to tell you that's bad. As an attorney: • United States v. Microsoft (2001): Represented 18 states and the District of Columbia in the Microsoft antitrust case. ...
Youdontsmellbad (youdontsmellbad)
be overruled." i don't need to tell you that's bad. As an attorney: • United States v. Microsoft (2001): Represented 18 states and the District of Columbia in the Microsoft antitrust case. ...
chanandelerbong: here it is
Jaso (chanandelerbong)
breath. 3. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 4. The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards. 5. In every episode of ...
Jaso (chanandelerbong)
breath. 3. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 4. The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards. 5. In every episode of ...
aceler: Об Open Source
SEr Besson (aceler)
Microsoft - это ведь тоже Open Source. Исходные коды всех коммерческих web-разработок тоже Open Source -...
SEr Besson (aceler)
Microsoft - это ведь тоже Open Source. Исходные коды всех коммерческих web-разработок тоже Open Source -...
frogbot_: Сертификация
Serge Sapozhnikov (frogbot_)
Microsoft. Десятилетняя девочка по имени Арфа Карим Рандхава из Пакистана в прошлом году успешно сдала экзамены...
Serge Sapozhnikov (frogbot_)
Microsoft. Десятилетняя девочка по имени Арфа Карим Рандхава из Пакистана в прошлом году успешно сдала экзамены...
ilias: линки
ilias (ilias)
Microsoft" http://www.computerra.ru/news/208228/ как нам с индией бороться?......
ilias (ilias)
Microsoft" http://www.computerra.ru/news/208228/ как нам с индией бороться?......
valdary: Lady Mawed, the rival auction comp
valdary (valdary)
Art Card Auctions is certainly easier to use. Ebay want you to download a Microsoft dependant program to upload your photo's with and as I don't use Windoze that ...
valdary (valdary)
Art Card Auctions is certainly easier to use. Ebay want you to download a Microsoft dependant program to upload your photo's with and as I don't use Windoze that ...
kpierson: ugh
KJ Pierson (kpierson)
eries was new...if so I get this weekend...can't remember if I have it already or not. Microsoft sues Google A thought from /. "A university is what a college becomes when the ...
KJ Pierson (kpierson)
eries was new...if so I get this weekend...can't remember if I have it already or not. Microsoft sues Google A thought from /. "A university is what a college becomes when the ...
hippielibrarian: In the news
hippielibrarian (hippielibrarian)
similar decision by the lower house of parliament last month. King Kong vs Godzilla, I mean, Microsoft sues Google. And Republican Tom Tancredo of Colorado wants to bomb Mecca.......
hippielibrarian (hippielibrarian)
similar decision by the lower house of parliament last month. King Kong vs Godzilla, I mean, Microsoft sues Google. And Republican Tom Tancredo of Colorado wants to bomb Mecca.......
verithing: Проектировщики Microsoft Outlook - полные мудаки
Александр Пытьев (Alexander Pytiev) (verithing)
Microsoft Outlook. Ну, точнее, предполагается, что умеет. Я его снес. Цивилизованно, через Установку-удаление и панель управления....
Александр Пытьев (Alexander Pytiev) (verithing)
Microsoft Outlook. Ну, точнее, предполагается, что умеет. Я его снес. Цивилизованно, через Установку-удаление и панель управления....
dayblog: VB 6.0
Dayna (dayblog)
Microsoft VB Reference Library (I counted this as 1 book) VB Black Book Visual Basic for Dummies RebelRock...
Dayna (dayblog)
Microsoft VB Reference Library (I counted this as 1 book) VB Black Book Visual Basic for Dummies RebelRock...
shdragon: Yay for Microsoft..
Shadow Dragon (shdragon)
Microsoft compiler, on my Microsoft OS, using a Microsoft SDK to write software for a Microsoft...
Shadow Dragon (shdragon)
Microsoft compiler, on my Microsoft OS, using a Microsoft SDK to write software for a Microsoft...
stargazingchild: Last Day in VA
StargazingChild (stargazingchild)
($600 or under) in order to pick up some programming skills with some propriety microsoft products. I will never change my stance on which platform I prefer to w...
StargazingChild (stargazingchild)
($600 or under) in order to pick up some programming skills with some propriety microsoft products. I will never change my stance on which platform I prefer to w...
justanotheroboe
justanotheroboe (justanotheroboe)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="HotCodez.comhttp://www.hotcodez.com">HotCodez.com</a><BR>......
justanotheroboe (justanotheroboe)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="HotCodez.comhttp://www.hotcodez.com">HotCodez.com</a><BR>......
llelanian: Must...post...*twitch*
llelanian (llelanian)
Nothing but a notepad and a pen. No phone, internet (IM), nothing. At Microsoft. Go figure. *twitch* *drool* I think it's time for me to go camping. That ...
llelanian (llelanian)
Nothing but a notepad and a pen. No phone, internet (IM), nothing. At Microsoft. Go figure. *twitch* *drool* I think it's time for me to go camping. That ...
bearwithin: Madness
Southpaw Bear (bearwithin)
my employer has canned the project now anyway ("I think we've decided to just buy Microsoft Exchange Server"), although I didn't find that out till much later. Eventually I made ...
Southpaw Bear (bearwithin)
my employer has canned the project now anyway ("I think we've decided to just buy Microsoft Exchange Server"), although I didn't find that out till much later. Eventually I made ...
harisma: Longhorn будет на 50% быстрее XP?
странное жЫвотное (harisma)
компьютерном мире вновь просыпается интерес (за предыдущий год он значительно поугас в связи с отказом Microsoft наделить первый релиз рядом ключевых технологий) к Windows следующего поколения. Безусловно, именно для поддержания ...
странное жЫвотное (harisma)
компьютерном мире вновь просыпается интерес (за предыдущий год он значительно поугас в связи с отказом Microsoft наделить первый релиз рядом ключевых технологий) к Windows следующего поколения. Безусловно, именно для поддержания ...
__nezabudka__: О как бывает
__nezabudka__ (__nezabudka__)
Microsoft в 9 лет Несовершеннолетняя жительница Пакистана Арфа Карим (Arfa Karim) официально получила статус "сертифицированного специалиста...
__nezabudka__ (__nezabudka__)
Microsoft в 9 лет Несовершеннолетняя жительница Пакистана Арфа Карим (Arfa Karim) официально получила статус "сертифицированного специалиста...
grannys_boots
grannys boots (grannys_boots)
Iraq are presumably DYING for, I can't watch the news online because I use Firefox? Fuck microsoft.......
grannys boots (grannys_boots)
Iraq are presumably DYING for, I can't watch the news online because I use Firefox? Fuck microsoft.......
rahnewhitebriar: What a freakin' SCAM!
TeacherLady (rahnewhitebriar)
Microsoft Money as my budgeting/forecasting software for about 4 years. I was using MS Money...
TeacherLady (rahnewhitebriar)
Microsoft Money as my budgeting/forecasting software for about 4 years. I was using MS Money...
tzeentch4740: MS Playtest
Geoff (tzeentch4740)
is one of the items I am going to pick up, no idea on the other. MICROSOFT USABILITY GRATUITY LIST (as of 07/20/05):All software products are available on CD only, unless ...
Geoff (tzeentch4740)
is one of the items I am going to pick up, no idea on the other. MICROSOFT USABILITY GRATUITY LIST (as of 07/20/05):All software products are available on CD only, unless ...
eek_goblin
eek_goblin (eek_goblin)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed><p>Get More Music Videos @ MusicFeet.com</a>......
eek_goblin (eek_goblin)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed><p>Get More Music Videos @ MusicFeet.com</a>......
magicalknight
Kaea Sakurai (magicalknight)
STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER TURNS IT TO COUCH EVERYTIME I TYPE KOUICHI, THEN PRESS SPACEBAR...er...on Microsoft Word, anyway. I swear, I even added Kouichi to the fucking dictionary...SCREW YOU, YOU...
Kaea Sakurai (magicalknight)
STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER TURNS IT TO COUCH EVERYTIME I TYPE KOUICHI, THEN PRESS SPACEBAR...er...on Microsoft Word, anyway. I swear, I even added Kouichi to the fucking dictionary...SCREW YOU, YOU...
fallingnut: I love my Mac!
nuttygirl (fallingnut)
buy a new monitor or keyboard or mouse. It's also compatible with all of the Microsoft programs I use on my school computer, a Dell. *eyes roll* Today, I played around ...
nuttygirl (fallingnut)
buy a new monitor or keyboard or mouse. It's also compatible with all of the Microsoft programs I use on my school computer, a Dell. *eyes roll* Today, I played around ...
niftysquirrel: Whew! What a ride.
niftysquirrel (niftysquirrel)
I can't, too. The answer is NOTHING. Me? I don't work at Microsoft. What are you talking about?? Pffffft. No seriously, anyone I've spoken ...
niftysquirrel (niftysquirrel)
I can't, too. The answer is NOTHING. Me? I don't work at Microsoft. What are you talking about?? Pffffft. No seriously, anyone I've spoken ...
jschonbr: Live! from Redmond, Washington at the MOSP transport and logistics center...
jschonbr (jschonbr)
Microsoft Orbital Space Platform) in its geo-synchronous (for now) orbit above Redmond, Washington. Wel, I...
jschonbr (jschonbr)
Microsoft Orbital Space Platform) in its geo-synchronous (for now) orbit above Redmond, Washington. Wel, I...
gothrom: Поржал Аццки...
gothrom (gothrom)
Microsoft Buisness Solution разместили статью о нашемзоопарке холдинге, точнее о внедрении у нас Navision. Приятно стало....
gothrom (gothrom)
Microsoft Buisness Solution разместили статью о нашемзоопарке холдинге, точнее о внедрении у нас Navision. Приятно стало....
iguanaray: Donkey Kong and Nintendo related rants
iguanaray (iguanaray)
Microsoft bought Rare, I was particularily saddened by the thought that Rare bought Donkey Kong's copyright,...
iguanaray (iguanaray)
Microsoft bought Rare, I was particularily saddened by the thought that Rare bought Donkey Kong's copyright,...
angel_without_w: Небольшой опыт
angel_without_w (angel_without_w)
Windows есть такой стандартный шрифтик Wingdings. Проведём опыт. Откройте какой-нибудь редактор, позволяющий менять шрифты, Microsoft Word вполне подойдёт. Сделайте шрифт покрупнее, чтобы лучше было видно. Наберите Q33 NYC, и замените...
angel_without_w (angel_without_w)
Windows есть такой стандартный шрифтик Wingdings. Проведём опыт. Откройте какой-нибудь редактор, позволяющий менять шрифты, Microsoft Word вполне подойдёт. Сделайте шрифт покрупнее, чтобы лучше было видно. Наберите Q33 NYC, и замените...
anetra: Windows 95 USB Chat
Anetra Pendragon (anetra)
and USB get along just fine. Customer informs me that she does technical support for Microsoft. Customer advises me that she deserves a credit because our not supporting......
Anetra Pendragon (anetra)
and USB get along just fine. Customer informs me that she does technical support for Microsoft. Customer advises me that she deserves a credit because our not supporting......
wrest: Fucking leading zeroes
wrest (wrest)
Microsoft Office sometimes drives crazy and aggravated even just myself.I cannot copy fucking table with telephone...
wrest (wrest)
Microsoft Office sometimes drives crazy and aggravated even just myself.I cannot copy fucking table with telephone...
ivan_iv: Interbrand's Top 100 Brands list
Ivan (ivan_iv)
Microsoft Corp. 3. IBM 4. General Electric Co. 5. Intel 6. Nokia 7. Walt Disney Co. 8....
Ivan (ivan_iv)
Microsoft Corp. 3. IBM 4. General Electric Co. 5. Intel 6. Nokia 7. Walt Disney Co. 8....
wolvenone: Next-Gen Gamings News Bits
WolvenOne (wolvenone)
to adopt thier physics engine to the PS3, if so there'll be some very interesting implications. Microsoft seems to be expecting to continue taking a loss......
WolvenOne (wolvenone)
to adopt thier physics engine to the PS3, if so there'll be some very interesting implications. Microsoft seems to be expecting to continue taking a loss......
destro7000: gasp, I'm back!
Destro (destro7000)
is fixed, both sound, graphics, and we found out that my camera wasn't interfacing with Microsoft DV drivers, so my lovely almost-top-of-the-range camcorder is 'outdated'. Microsoft wont support it...DAMN! So I'm ...
Destro (destro7000)
is fixed, both sound, graphics, and we found out that my camera wasn't interfacing with Microsoft DV drivers, so my lovely almost-top-of-the-range camcorder is 'outdated'. Microsoft wont support it...DAMN! So I'm ...
blue_jordan: "It was twenty years ago today..."
Blue (blue_jordan)
Microsoft has just announced the name of the next windows? It's Windows Vista. Creative,...
Blue (blue_jordan)
Microsoft has just announced the name of the next windows? It's Windows Vista. Creative,...
ferfelabat: ::Tap Tap Tap:: May I have your attention please?
ferfelabat (ferfelabat)
Microsoft's next OS release in '06 has been changed from "Longhorn" (Super secret working name) to...
ferfelabat (ferfelabat)
Microsoft's next OS release in '06 has been changed from "Longhorn" (Super secret working name) to...
solacemoof: Request
Solace (solacemoof)
was thinking something like "Macho Man" in text or something. All I have is Microsoft Paint and every time I add text to anything and convert it to .jpg i...
Solace (solacemoof)
was thinking something like "Macho Man" in text or something. All I have is Microsoft Paint and every time I add text to anything and convert it to .jpg i...
imsarah: ........::::.....:::bored:::........::::.........
Sarah (imsarah)
update again. I am back to my old method of typing it all up on Microsoft Word before I enter it on livejournal. Hopefully I will once again find success. Last ...
Sarah (imsarah)
update again. I am back to my old method of typing it all up on Microsoft Word before I enter it on livejournal. Hopefully I will once again find success. Last ...
dvillefort: News from the front
dvillefort (dvillefort)
playing a key role in a huge data and systems integration project that even the Microsoft techs were impressed by when they visited. I've had an interesting insight since starting ...
dvillefort (dvillefort)
playing a key role in a huge data and systems integration project that even the Microsoft techs were impressed by when they visited. I've had an interesting insight since starting ...
caesarsghost: Naming Morons
caesarsghost (caesarsghost)
Microsoft has done it again: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/default.mspx How's that for a name?....... should've stuck with Longhorn..........
caesarsghost (caesarsghost)
Microsoft has done it again: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/default.mspx How's that for a name?....... should've stuck with Longhorn..........
mightymisha: Going craaaaazy
Misha (mightymisha)
(still haven't heard back, about to lose hope) Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (they're reviewing my app) Microsoft(yeah, right) Planned Parenthood, Western Washington (immediate response, they're reviewing my app) Pacific Science Center (pleasepleasepleaseplease) Bertschi School ...
Misha (mightymisha)
(still haven't heard back, about to lose hope) Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (they're reviewing my app) Microsoft(yeah, right) Planned Parenthood, Western Washington (immediate response, they're reviewing my app) Pacific Science Center (pleasepleasepleaseplease) Bertschi School ...
conholio32: things that are currently pissing me off
conholio32 (conholio32)
Microsoft, Bill Gates people who put entire songs in thier profiles, the metric system, people who...
conholio32 (conholio32)
Microsoft, Bill Gates people who put entire songs in thier profiles, the metric system, people who...
elkyy
elkyy (elkyy)
the files. eh, pick up a copy nd play on a private server with me >:D. Microsoft announced that the new OS is called "Windows Vista." I dunno. Longhorn sounds ...
elkyy (elkyy)
the files. eh, pick up a copy nd play on a private server with me >:D. Microsoft announced that the new OS is called "Windows Vista." I dunno. Longhorn sounds ...
spinoff_music: Its coming....
Logan (spinoff_music)
MICROSOFT VISTA. Coming soon to take over your computer even better than XP! Vista? What's that you...
Logan (spinoff_music)
MICROSOFT VISTA. Coming soon to take over your computer even better than XP! Vista? What's that you...
ekigyuu: Love and Hate of the new Windows
The Work Cow (ekigyuu)
eight months researching potential names for the upcoming version of Windows. Nevermind, I still love you Microsoft.......
The Work Cow (ekigyuu)
eight months researching potential names for the upcoming version of Windows. Nevermind, I still love you Microsoft.......
remapper
Dale (remapper)
day when every baby will experience the JOY of open source" (her mom works at microsoft) (01:19:04) Aiolos: hahahahahaaaaaa......
Dale (remapper)
day when every baby will experience the JOY of open source" (her mom works at microsoft) (01:19:04) Aiolos: hahahahahaaaaaa......
diesel_powered: Omigosh I hate windows.
DJ Diesel (diesel_powered)
a dodgy wireless connection... (is there any other kind?) or maybe it was just that Microsoft hates me. So SP2's install hangs, and all of a sudden my network connection tanks ...
DJ Diesel (diesel_powered)
a dodgy wireless connection... (is there any other kind?) or maybe it was just that Microsoft hates me. So SP2's install hangs, and all of a sudden my network connection tanks ...
lawgon: The Dark Side of The Foss
lawgon (lawgon)
the other day. Just out of college - active in FOSS circles - volubly anti microsoft and a and generally a young talented guy on the move. He had just ...
lawgon (lawgon)
the other day. Just out of college - active in FOSS circles - volubly anti microsoft and a and generally a young talented guy on the move. He had just ...
drakematrix: SON OF A BITCH!
drakematrix (drakematrix)
I'll try to put it back on tomorrow, but I'll be typing it in my Microsoft work program instead of this POS......
drakematrix (drakematrix)
I'll try to put it back on tomorrow, but I'll be typing it in my Microsoft work program instead of this POS......
psorakis: i xameni mou syggenia me to mitsotaki
psorakis (psorakis)
poly-diafimismeno WinFS, tha meinoume me to palio kalo file-system NTFS, isws kai kalytera. a, i microsoft diafimizei imidiafana parathyra sta WinVi. Epidi exei genika tin tasi na pairnei idees allwn ...
psorakis (psorakis)
poly-diafimismeno WinFS, tha meinoume me to palio kalo file-system NTFS, isws kai kalytera. a, i microsoft diafimizei imidiafana parathyra sta WinVi. Epidi exei genika tin tasi na pairnei idees allwn ...
tyfx: a string of random sentences..
tyfx (tyfx)
that sucks. i only got to see them once. my XBox broke. called Microsoft and they said it would cost me $80 to......
tyfx (tyfx)
that sucks. i only got to see them once. my XBox broke. called Microsoft and they said it would cost me $80 to......
thespoony: The Mozilla empire will grow!
Spoony (thespoony)
Windows users aren't currently using XP. Thus, a dramatic increase in Firefox users is expected. Good job Microsoft. When competition rises, you start setting even more limits.......
Spoony (thespoony)
Windows users aren't currently using XP. Thus, a dramatic increase in Firefox users is expected. Good job Microsoft. When competition rises, you start setting even more limits.......
cinderly317: Dear Red States
Could I have been anyone other than me? (cinderly317)
You get Ken Lay. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard.......
Could I have been anyone other than me? (cinderly317)
You get Ken Lay. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard.......
rlwagner420
rlwagner420 (rlwagner420)
Microsoft® ASP.NETSummary: One anticipated feature in the upcoming version of ASP.NET, code name ASP.NET "Whidbey" (after...
rlwagner420 (rlwagner420)
Microsoft® ASP.NETSummary: One anticipated feature in the upcoming version of ASP.NET, code name ASP.NET "Whidbey" (after...
elhutto: Дискеты
Pete (elhutto)
пять старых дискет, пылившихся в ящике стола. Бегло проглядывал названия: "Borland Pascal 7.0", "X-Wing", "Microsoft Windows 3.11"... На первом я программировал где-то в середине 90х. В "X-Wing" и "Tie Fighter"...
Pete (elhutto)
пять старых дискет, пылившихся в ящике стола. Бегло проглядывал названия: "Borland Pascal 7.0", "X-Wing", "Microsoft Windows 3.11"... На первом я программировал где-то в середине 90х. В "X-Wing" и "Tie Fighter"...
lt_drew: Celebrity Atheists
lt_drew (lt_drew)
and actor) Roger Ebert (film critic) Albert Einstein (Great Philosopher) Jodie Foster (actress) Bill Gates (Billionaire, owner of Microsoft, richest man in the world...you know him) Seth Green (actor and writer) Katherine Hepburn (actress) General Choi Hong-Hi...
lt_drew (lt_drew)
and actor) Roger Ebert (film critic) Albert Einstein (Great Philosopher) Jodie Foster (actress) Bill Gates (Billionaire, owner of Microsoft, richest man in the world...you know him) Seth Green (actor and writer) Katherine Hepburn (actress) General Choi Hong-Hi...
chesnutella
chesnutella (chesnutella)
ogwarts Presents.... Characters: That would be spoiling! Rating: G Media used: hehe. Lineart using fineliner pen, touched up in Microsoft Paint and The Gimp. Thrown together in Microsoft Word, of all things! Warnings: HBP SPOILER!!!!! Notes/comments: Because ...
chesnutella (chesnutella)
ogwarts Presents.... Characters: That would be spoiling! Rating: G Media used: hehe. Lineart using fineliner pen, touched up in Microsoft Paint and The Gimp. Thrown together in Microsoft Word, of all things! Warnings: HBP SPOILER!!!!! Notes/comments: Because ...
zlobniy_her (in ru_delphi)
Пасмурный Ослик (zlobniy_her)
WSCI! Yep - it's another standard this time at the description layer. Seems IBM and Microsoft have been ganging up on Sun, as far as the development of web services goes. ...
Пасмурный Ослик (zlobniy_her)
WSCI! Yep - it's another standard this time at the description layer. Seems IBM and Microsoft have been ganging up on Sun, as far as the development of web services goes. ...
espilonarge: ROTFLMAO!!!
Christopher Halyday aka Espilonarge the dingaroo (espilonarge)
Microsoft and of course the kid is getting a roadtest of the XBox 360. Funny thing is...
Christopher Halyday aka Espilonarge the dingaroo (espilonarge)
Microsoft and of course the kid is getting a roadtest of the XBox 360. Funny thing is...
carebearz_rule: @#$!%&*^
RiNi BeaR (carebearz_rule)
now...my stupid cousin used my computer yesterday and he DELETED or REMOVED all my microsoft office!! ALL of it!!! i mean how stupid do you have to be to do...
RiNi BeaR (carebearz_rule)
now...my stupid cousin used my computer yesterday and he DELETED or REMOVED all my microsoft office!! ALL of it!!! i mean how stupid do you have to be to do...
alfonze21: Windows Vista
alfonze21 (alfonze21)
user interface of the next generation Windows release as one of its major selling points. Now, Microsoft has chosen an official name for Longhorn with just that in mind. Enter: Windows Vista. Word ...
alfonze21 (alfonze21)
user interface of the next generation Windows release as one of its major selling points. Now, Microsoft has chosen an official name for Longhorn with just that in mind. Enter: Windows Vista. Word ...
dustandpowder: random update
shelly (dustandpowder)
update for some reason. *shrug* That is one thing I really like about Microsoft, they make such an effort to make doing things easy and efficient. (no ...
shelly (dustandpowder)
update for some reason. *shrug* That is one thing I really like about Microsoft, they make such an effort to make doing things easy and efficient. (no ...
help___56
help___56 (help___56)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="HotCodez.comhttp://www.hotcodez.com">HotCodez.com</a><BR> i love this songg......
help___56 (help___56)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="HotCodez.comhttp://www.hotcodez.com">HotCodez.com</a><BR> i love this songg......
doublejinxed
Noelle (doublejinxed)
Microsoft picture it express, paint, and photo shop tryin to get these stupid icon things to...
Noelle (doublejinxed)
Microsoft picture it express, paint, and photo shop tryin to get these stupid icon things to...
illusion_bomb: A Cynical Scene
illusion_bomb (illusion_bomb)
ere. The allignments are off because LJ doesn't have the allignments that are in Microsoft Word. Blah. Now this scene came from two places. One: I watched Bad ...
illusion_bomb (illusion_bomb)
ere. The allignments are off because LJ doesn't have the allignments that are in Microsoft Word. Blah. Now this scene came from two places. One: I watched Bad ...
More than Words
wanderer (iamcrest)
Microsoft Words have made life much easier for contemporary people like us. When we want to...
rheo3000: wha!?!?!?!:-(
!roar! (rheo3000)
Microsoft frowned at for smiley patent Ingrid Marson ZDNet UK July 22, 2005, 17:15 BST A software patent filed by...
!roar! (rheo3000)
Microsoft frowned at for smiley patent Ingrid Marson ZDNet UK July 22, 2005, 17:15 BST A software patent filed by...
princessa09: Notebook Selling!!
Arlianny (princessa09)
2400 Weight: 2.7kg Original Price: S$2 900 (School Rate and NOT Retail) Selling For: S $1200 Good Points: - Microsoft Windows XP - RAM: 256MB - Processor Speed: 1.7GHz - Wireless Card (LAN) inclusive - Microsoft Office 2003 ...
Arlianny (princessa09)
2400 Weight: 2.7kg Original Price: S$2 900 (School Rate and NOT Retail) Selling For: S $1200 Good Points: - Microsoft Windows XP - RAM: 256MB - Processor Speed: 1.7GHz - Wireless Card (LAN) inclusive - Microsoft Office 2003 ...
patia: Most valuable global brands
patia (patia)
Microsoft - $59.9bn (US) IBM - $53.4bn (US) General Electric - $50bn (US) Intel - $35.6bn (US) Nokia - $26.5bn...
patia (patia)
Microsoft - $59.9bn (US) IBM - $53.4bn (US) General Electric - $50bn (US) Intel - $35.6bn (US) Nokia - $26.5bn...
ross_winn: When Elephants Dance
Ross Winn (ross_winn)
Microsoft FYI: I think Cringely is wrong on a few key points. I think that the entry-level...
Ross Winn (ross_winn)
Microsoft FYI: I think Cringely is wrong on a few key points. I think that the entry-level...
anonms
Butterfly0Fdoom (anonms)
microsoft.com/image.aspx?t=1&s=10&Lon=-122.03117866&Lat=37.33182300&Alon=-122.03117866&Alat=37.33182300&w=1&opt=0&addr=1+Infinite+Loop%2c+Cupertino%2c+CA+95014&qs=1+Infinite+Loop+%7cCupertino%7cCA www.maps.google.com ......
Butterfly0Fdoom (anonms)
microsoft.com/image.aspx?t=1&s=10&Lon=-122.03117866&Lat=37.33182300&Alon=-122.03117866&Alat=37.33182300&w=1&opt=0&addr=1+Infinite+Loop%2c+Cupertino%2c+CA+95014&qs=1+Infinite+Loop+%7cCupertino%7cCA www.maps.google.com ......
fuckyeah
Scott (fuckyeah)
typing along, and you type a ":)" and it automatically changes to a smiley face? Well, Microsoft is trying to patent that "technology"! (among other things) If this is approved, no other ...
Scott (fuckyeah)
typing along, and you type a ":)" and it automatically changes to a smiley face? Well, Microsoft is trying to patent that "technology"! (among other things) If this is approved, no other ...
moonpixie21
moonpixie21 (moonpixie21)
Microsoft Word and would be willing to give it to me I would be FOREVER greatful...
moonpixie21 (moonpixie21)
Microsoft Word and would be willing to give it to me I would be FOREVER greatful...
dragonmaster_x: XBOX360 getting too much support
dragonmaster_x (dragonmaster_x)
Microsoft paying them? Why are Idea Factory(Spectral Souls 3? Generation of Chaos 6?), Namco Tales Studio(new...
dragonmaster_x (dragonmaster_x)
Microsoft paying them? Why are Idea Factory(Spectral Souls 3? Generation of Chaos 6?), Namco Tales Studio(new...
kane_magus: Virtual Earth vs Google Earth.
Kane Magus (kane_magus)
Earth To Take On Google Earth This has to be a joke. Either that, or Microsoft is making the horrible mistake of confusing Google Earth with Google Maps. Or, ...
Kane Magus (kane_magus)
Earth To Take On Google Earth This has to be a joke. Either that, or Microsoft is making the horrible mistake of confusing Google Earth with Google Maps. Or, ...
army_boi: blah
Christopher (army_boi)
I don’t have access to the internet right now, so im just writing in Microsoft word just so I can post it later. So much has happened in the p...
Christopher (army_boi)
I don’t have access to the internet right now, so im just writing in Microsoft word just so I can post it later. So much has happened in the p...
maidenofthemoon
Catfood (maidenofthemoon)
Microsoft and Wal-mart merged . . . then the world would end - - - - I have...
Catfood (maidenofthemoon)
Microsoft and Wal-mart merged . . . then the world would end - - - - I have...
elenai: http://nkozlov.ru/?full=1&s=41&d_id=2203
elenai (elenai)
microsoft-com:office:office" />......
elenai (elenai)
microsoft-com:office:office" />......
drefooty: Microsoft putting the hammer down
drefooty (drefooty)
the box for a nominal fee. Slackware: http://store.slackware.com/cgi-bin/store Linspire (easy to install): http://www.linspire.com/ Check them out. Cheap alternatives to Microsoft and quite frankly not much seperating them these days. Even for the desktop users. See...
drefooty (drefooty)
the box for a nominal fee. Slackware: http://store.slackware.com/cgi-bin/store Linspire (easy to install): http://www.linspire.com/ Check them out. Cheap alternatives to Microsoft and quite frankly not much seperating them these days. Even for the desktop users. See...
nerv_firstchild: Its Summer. Microsoft has deployed Genuine Windows to the US Market
nerv_firstchild (nerv_firstchild)
Microsoft, as they said they would late in 2004, has finally deployed Genuine Windows on the...
nerv_firstchild (nerv_firstchild)
Microsoft, as they said they would late in 2004, has finally deployed Genuine Windows on the...
roninpanda: Did you know?
roninpanda (roninpanda)
government in space than the corporations. (not entirely including private sector companies, I'm talking Microsoft and McDonalds.) Notice the first major advertising campaign for a trip to space comes from 7-Up? ...
roninpanda (roninpanda)
government in space than the corporations. (not entirely including private sector companies, I'm talking Microsoft and McDonalds.) Notice the first major advertising campaign for a trip to space comes from 7-Up? ...
hubris2: Bill's gonna get you!
Hubris2 (hubris2)
Advantage 1.0 goes life today •Validation via WGA will be required for all customers using Windows Update, Microsoft Update for Windows content, and the Download Center (DC). Security updates remain available to all Wind...
Hubris2 (hubris2)
Advantage 1.0 goes life today •Validation via WGA will be required for all customers using Windows Update, Microsoft Update for Windows content, and the Download Center (DC). Security updates remain available to all Wind...
rebirthofdesign: Tech's "Dearth of Innovation"
A Design ReBirth (rebirthofdesign)
reads one reader comment on Anderson's Web site. Scant praise? Not when it's coming from Microsoft (MSFT ) Chairman Bill Gates, an avid reader. Another fan is Dell......
A Design ReBirth (rebirthofdesign)
reads one reader comment on Anderson's Web site. Scant praise? Not when it's coming from Microsoft (MSFT ) Chairman Bill Gates, an avid reader. Another fan is Dell......
bendingbamboo
bendingbamboo (bendingbamboo)
microsoft office XP pro w/ front page disc paint samples audio mixer joystick camera floppy disks cd case that's what's on my desk cool huh?......
bendingbamboo (bendingbamboo)
microsoft office XP pro w/ front page disc paint samples audio mixer joystick camera floppy disks cd case that's what's on my desk cool huh?......
rudy_ska: just m y luck..
Laura Schmitt (rudy_ska)
degree in psychology, and is a video game tester, lol. has worked for nintendo, microsoft..and another good thing is he only lives a half mile away from me. i wen...
Laura Schmitt (rudy_ska)
degree in psychology, and is a video game tester, lol. has worked for nintendo, microsoft..and another good thing is he only lives a half mile away from me. i wen...
cyniq: Microsoft делает регистрацию своих ОС обязательной
Grandfa Pikhtau (cyniq)
Microsoft намерена перейти к активным "боевым" действиям против нелегального распространения ее операционных систем. Как известно, на...
Grandfa Pikhtau (cyniq)
Microsoft намерена перейти к активным "боевым" действиям против нелегального распространения ее операционных систем. Как известно, на...
spike_o
Spike-o (spike_o)
Microsoft has revealed a new list Xbox 360 titles, which will be released in Japan. ...
Spike-o (spike_o)
Microsoft has revealed a new list Xbox 360 titles, which will be released in Japan. ...
tygher
the tygher and her roar (tygher)
the rest of the news pages ... I came across some very intriguing articles. Microsoft releases Beta of new......
the tygher and her roar (tygher)
the rest of the news pages ... I came across some very intriguing articles. Microsoft releases Beta of new......
igpajo: Consider me Mezmerized!!
igpajo (igpajo)
Listened to it three times in a row today commuting to a grip gig at Microsoft Studios today. Amazing album.......
igpajo (igpajo)
Listened to it three times in a row today commuting to a grip gig at Microsoft Studios today. Amazing album.......
ramble_on111
ramble_on111 (ramble_on111)
break I’ve had all day since I started at 8.40. I’m now typing this in Microsoft word so it looks like I’m doing something because otherwise I’ll have to do ...
ramble_on111 (ramble_on111)
break I’ve had all day since I started at 8.40. I’m now typing this in Microsoft word so it looks like I’m doing something because otherwise I’ll have to do ...
romantisttaste (in gakkoueikouyo)
Romantist Taste (romantisttaste)
microsoft.com/msdownload/iebuild/ime5_win32/IT/119247.htm......
Romantist Taste (romantisttaste)
microsoft.com/msdownload/iebuild/ime5_win32/IT/119247.htm......
v_i_y: А работать программером всё легче и легче...
viy (v_i_y)
microsoft.com/wsdl/mime/textMatching/" xmlns:mime="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/mime/" xmlns:wsdl="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/" Нет, вы поймите меня правильно, я обожаю программировать, сидеть и писать код, используя хорошо известные мне...
viy (v_i_y)
microsoft.com/wsdl/mime/textMatching/" xmlns:mime="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/mime/" xmlns:wsdl="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/wsdl/" Нет, вы поймите меня правильно, я обожаю программировать, сидеть и писать код, используя хорошо известные мне...
_____16days (in uhlektrik): you wrapped my bones in circuitry!
kristina. (_____16days)
a picture (entirely optional! but it might sway members towards a yes): My brother deleted Microsoft Paint. 005. Did someone promote you?......
kristina. (_____16days)
a picture (entirely optional! but it might sway members towards a yes): My brother deleted Microsoft Paint. 005. Did someone promote you?......
kjedi (in anarchotech): Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h
kjedi (kjedi)
Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to...
kjedi (kjedi)
Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to...
smfinlay
Steve (smfinlay)
the leader of the free world, get yourself a bigger TV! From Engadget Earlier this week, Microsoft announced their plan to fish out pirated copies of their OS, XP. Article You are no...
Steve (smfinlay)
the leader of the free world, get yourself a bigger TV! From Engadget Earlier this week, Microsoft announced their plan to fish out pirated copies of their OS, XP. Article You are no...
preppy766: When WIll Microsoft Learn?
Bradley Chambers (preppy766)
Microsoft made their Genuine Advantage verification mandatory to receive critical updates for Windows. Already someone has found a way around Big Brother's spying eyes.read more | digg story......
Bradley Chambers (preppy766)
Microsoft made their Genuine Advantage verification mandatory to receive critical updates for Windows. Already someone has found a way around Big Brother's spying eyes.read more | digg story......
ddk: What The--??!?!?!?!?!!!
Dangerous Damien Kass: The Angry Black Man (ddk)
Microsoft Word document 2. Type in "Q33 NY" (that's the flight number of the first plane to...
Dangerous Damien Kass: The Angry Black Man (ddk)
Microsoft Word document 2. Type in "Q33 NY" (that's the flight number of the first plane to...
gurney_halleck: Волна народного волнения
gurney_halleck (gurney_halleck)
могут более скачивать ни обновления (Windows Update), ни прочие полезности вроде патчей и пр. с Microsoft Downloads. Не знаю, насколько это полезно или вредно для мелкомягких, но для многих юзеров, ...
gurney_halleck (gurney_halleck)
могут более скачивать ни обновления (Windows Update), ни прочие полезности вроде патчей и пр. с Microsoft Downloads. Не знаю, насколько это полезно или вредно для мелкомягких, но для многих юзеров, ...
fxckingtwiztid
FxckingTwiztiD (fxckingtwiztid)
Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h: window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all' AV sez, "This week, Microsoft started requiring users to...
FxckingTwiztiD (fxckingtwiztid)
Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h: window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all' AV sez, "This week, Microsoft started requiring users to...
irish_prime: Windows XP GA Cracked
Michael O'Neill (irish_prime)
Microsoft started this Genuine Advantage program that would detect whether you had a legit copy of...
Michael O'Neill (irish_prime)
Microsoft started this Genuine Advantage program that would detect whether you had a legit copy of...
chromega: mmm...snail venom tastes like lemons!
The First Sign of the Bringer: chromega (chromega)
he was all negative about cuz he "says" he has to take it over to Microsoft to install the Beta. I told him that he's a fucking idiot cuz you ...
The First Sign of the Bringer: chromega (chromega)
he was all negative about cuz he "says" he has to take it over to Microsoft to install the Beta. I told him that he's a fucking idiot cuz you ...
greenlikejazz: You are the music while the music lasts.
greenlikejazz (greenlikejazz)
MICROSOFT OFFICE2004 ACAD-USA T9188LL/A On or before 08/02/2005 $149.95 1 $149.95 INCASE DINOPOD STEGOSAURUS-USA TC713LL/A On or before 08/04/2005 $29.95 1 $29.95 IBOOK 14/1GB/60/CO/BT/AP/56K/LL Z0C308C9X On or before 08/04/2005 $1,244.00 1 $1,244.00 1GB DDR333 SDRAM 065-6014 60GB Ultra ATA...
greenlikejazz (greenlikejazz)
MICROSOFT OFFICE2004 ACAD-USA T9188LL/A On or before 08/02/2005 $149.95 1 $149.95 INCASE DINOPOD STEGOSAURUS-USA TC713LL/A On or before 08/04/2005 $29.95 1 $29.95 IBOOK 14/1GB/60/CO/BT/AP/56K/LL Z0C308C9X On or before 08/04/2005 $1,244.00 1 $1,244.00 1GB DDR333 SDRAM 065-6014 60GB Ultra ATA...
flyboys: Hmm.. Vista update...
Jimmy (flyboys)
the funny part... they didn't send drivers to support thier own hardware... specifically the Microsoft Wireless keyboard and moue. I find it kinda funny. A bad part about this program......
Jimmy (flyboys)
the funny part... they didn't send drivers to support thier own hardware... specifically the Microsoft Wireless keyboard and moue. I find it kinda funny. A bad part about this program......
powderdtoastman: New Operating system
Greenbean (powderdtoastman)
Microsoft Vista (aka windows longhorn) beta version is now out 1.0 I found a site with some...
Greenbean (powderdtoastman)
Microsoft Vista (aka windows longhorn) beta version is now out 1.0 I found a site with some...
zchbcklr: Crazy Frog
Zachary Paul Buckler (zchbcklr)
same time, earning 342 million dollars in 3 months. it's not going down soon. BTW microsoft is dead. Mac will soon be the biggest consumer o.s. and Linux will...
Zachary Paul Buckler (zchbcklr)
same time, earning 342 million dollars in 3 months. it's not going down soon. BTW microsoft is dead. Mac will soon be the biggest consumer o.s. and Linux will...
soo_ddynomite
soo_ddynomite (soo_ddynomite)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="Music'>http://www.musicvideocodes.com">Music Video Codes</a>......
soo_ddynomite (soo_ddynomite)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video code provided by <a href="Music'>http://www.musicvideocodes.com">Music Video Codes</a>......
superunknown16: And the sign said you have to have a membership card to come inside
Michele (superunknown16)
I'll have to get my schedule all changed around. They had me down for microsoft word, which I think is a typing class, which I don't want to waste ...
Michele (superunknown16)
I'll have to get my schedule all changed around. They had me down for microsoft word, which I think is a typing class, which I don't want to waste ...
youlovejazz
Katie (youlovejazz)
Microsoft Picture It! is probably my mortal enemy, but I got a few things done on...
Katie (youlovejazz)
Microsoft Picture It! is probably my mortal enemy, but I got a few things done on...
kremmen: It only takes a few morons to screw things up the world over
Kremmen (kremmen)
e the massive ramifications, are allowed to implement systems? We've had attachments and automatic execution in Microsoft mailers give us worldwide computer viruses. We've had unnecessary, unprotected services on Windows 2000 ...
Kremmen (kremmen)
e the massive ramifications, are allowed to implement systems? We've had attachments and automatic execution in Microsoft mailers give us worldwide computer viruses. We've had unnecessary, unprotected services on Windows 2000 ...
ambyoulance (in fontaholics)
KILL THESE SIRENS. (ambyoulance)
Microsoft Word or something & they arent there. does anybody know why?......
KILL THESE SIRENS. (ambyoulance)
Microsoft Word or something & they arent there. does anybody know why?......
mixen: FIBRA - вице-чемпионы!
MiXen (mixen)
МАИ со своим проектом FIBRA заняла 2е место (и приз в $10000) в финале международного студенческого конкурса Microsoft Imagine Cup 2005 в категории Office Designer в Йокогаме, Япония. Победителем соревнований стала бразильская команда ...
MiXen (mixen)
МАИ со своим проектом FIBRA заняла 2е место (и приз в $10000) в финале международного студенческого конкурса Microsoft Imagine Cup 2005 в категории Office Designer в Йокогаме, Япония. Победителем соревнований стала бразильская команда ...
demonslayer84: MeecroShaft is at it again!
DemonSlayer (demonslayer84)
Microsoft begins its reach out to all the XP pirates in the underground! ------------- Microsoft® Windows AntiSpyware (Beta) Genuine...
DemonSlayer (demonslayer84)
Microsoft begins its reach out to all the XP pirates in the underground! ------------- Microsoft® Windows AntiSpyware (Beta) Genuine...
mzcalypso: Bulwer-Lytton Rides Again!
Calypso (mzcalypso)
seven of the shop manual. Dan McKay Fargo, ND A 43-year-old quantitative analyst for Microsoft Great Plains is the winner of the 23rd running of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. ...
Calypso (mzcalypso)
seven of the shop manual. Dan McKay Fargo, ND A 43-year-old quantitative analyst for Microsoft Great Plains is the winner of the 23rd running of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. ...
v0rtex: Geek Stuff
Gareth (v0rtex)
Microsoft just changed their upgrade policy so anyone running a pirated version of Windows will be...
Gareth (v0rtex)
Microsoft just changed their upgrade policy so anyone running a pirated version of Windows will be...
jdbartlett: 24-bit PNG transparency
jdbartlett (jdbartlett)
would care, but for me, this is really cool to see: 24-bit PNG transparency in Microsoft Internet Explorer 7. Here's a screenshot of the beta version of MSIE 7 running on ...
jdbartlett (jdbartlett)
would care, but for me, this is really cool to see: 24-bit PNG transparency in Microsoft Internet Explorer 7. Here's a screenshot of the beta version of MSIE 7 running on ...
runitsmadison: Add Music*
runitsmadison (runitsmadison)
very small file, usually 1/12 of the original file size. WMA WMA aka Windows Media Audio is Microsoft's proprietary music file format. WMA files are smaller than MP3 files, but still retain ...
runitsmadison (runitsmadison)
very small file, usually 1/12 of the original file size. WMA WMA aka Windows Media Audio is Microsoft's proprietary music file format. WMA files are smaller than MP3 files, but still retain ...
avail7329er: invoke socialism Keegan
avail7329er (avail7329er)
Microsoft Partner Program recognizes companies that have demonstrated their commitment and ability to deliver one or more...
avail7329er (avail7329er)
Microsoft Partner Program recognizes companies that have demonstrated their commitment and ability to deliver one or more...
silenttex: Microsoft does it again!
Tex, The Silent Man (silenttex)
word Freedom for the Chinese, MS decides to remove Apple from the face of the Earth! Microsoft is going into competition with the Google Earth desktop application (Download from http://earth.google.com/) which ...
Tex, The Silent Man (silenttex)
word Freedom for the Chinese, MS decides to remove Apple from the face of the Earth! Microsoft is going into competition with the Google Earth desktop application (Download from http://earth.google.com/) which ...
pasterhatt
pasterhatt (pasterhatt)
that slurry is a buzzword on the mouths of our nations children, but come on microsoft, go with your gut on this one, ok?......
pasterhatt (pasterhatt)
that slurry is a buzzword on the mouths of our nations children, but come on microsoft, go with your gut on this one, ok?......
overbo: Individual Stock Picking is a Fool's Game
overbo (overbo)
rose 16.7% and the Dow Jones rose 5.5% during the same period. Return on a microsoft investment over the same period was 7.3% Equity Office Properties (EOP) Original PriceCurrent PricePrice AppreciationDividend PayoutDividend ...
overbo (overbo)
rose 16.7% and the Dow Jones rose 5.5% during the same period. Return on a microsoft investment over the same period was 7.3% Equity Office Properties (EOP) Original PriceCurrent PricePrice AppreciationDividend PayoutDividend ...
mingx: Work or Social Life
Ming Xia (mingx)
I'm going to be in a world of pain for work in the next two weeks. Microsoft decides to schedule me for Friday which is usually my day off. I also have ...
Ming Xia (mingx)
I'm going to be in a world of pain for work in the next two weeks. Microsoft decides to schedule me for Friday which is usually my day off. I also have ...
______ljlayout
Amanda Chinn (______ljlayout)
background-repeat: no-repeat !important; background-position: 5%; background-attachment: fixed; scrollbar-face-color: white;scrollbar-track-color: white;scrollbar-arrow-color: white;scrollbar-highlight-color: black;scrollbar-shadow-color: black;scrollbar-3dlight-color: black;scrollbar-darkshadow-color: black;}A{cursor:crosshair;height:1px;behavior:url(linkhilight.htc);filter:progid:dximagetransform.microsoft.pixelate(duration=.5, maxSquare=20, enabled=false);} A:link {FONT-WEIGHT: black; CURSOR: crosshair; COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: black}A:visited {FONT-WEIGHT: black; CURSOR: crosshair;...
Amanda Chinn (______ljlayout)
background-repeat: no-repeat !important; background-position: 5%; background-attachment: fixed; scrollbar-face-color: white;scrollbar-track-color: white;scrollbar-arrow-color: white;scrollbar-highlight-color: black;scrollbar-shadow-color: black;scrollbar-3dlight-color: black;scrollbar-darkshadow-color: black;}A{cursor:crosshair;height:1px;behavior:url(linkhilight.htc);filter:progid:dximagetransform.microsoft.pixelate(duration=.5, maxSquare=20, enabled=false);} A:link {FONT-WEIGHT: black; CURSOR: crosshair; COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: black}A:visited {FONT-WEIGHT: black; CURSOR: crosshair;...
boltr: The Mirror Opposite
BoltR (boltr)
Microsoft could be considered rushing release of the Xbox 360; which might cause consumers to spend...
BoltR (boltr)
Microsoft could be considered rushing release of the Xbox 360; which might cause consumers to spend...
azolka: вспонилось.
azolka (azolka)
не говорящих по-русски, за курсом доллара наши сотрудники следят пристальнее, чем ребята из Редмонда за курсом акций Microsoft. хорошая фраза..как про нас написана:)......
azolka (azolka)
не говорящих по-русски, за курсом доллара наши сотрудники следят пристальнее, чем ребята из Редмонда за курсом акций Microsoft. хорошая фраза..как про нас написана:)......
guyblade
GuyBlade (guyblade)
Microsoft SQL server and for whatever reason ran netstat. When I did, I noticed that my...
GuyBlade (guyblade)
Microsoft SQL server and for whatever reason ran netstat. When I did, I noticed that my...
wogamonster
wogamonster (wogamonster)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div><font style='font-size: 10pt;'>Music Video Codes By VideoCodeZone</font></a>......
wogamonster (wogamonster)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div><font style='font-size: 10pt;'>Music Video Codes By VideoCodeZone</font></a>......
patotski: astig
patotski (patotski)
ran UNIX. Variations of UNIX include SunOS (distributed by SUN Microsystems, Inc.), Xenix (distributed by Microsoft Corporation), and Linux (available for download free of charge and distributed commercially by companies ...
patotski (patotski)
ran UNIX. Variations of UNIX include SunOS (distributed by SUN Microsystems, Inc.), Xenix (distributed by Microsoft Corporation), and Linux (available for download free of charge and distributed commercially by companies ...
_lolli14
To the end of the earth (_lolli14)
but I'm proud of them... I made all of them with 'Paint Shop Pro' and 'Microsoft Photo Editor' You might be wondering why i posed some of the same pics more ...
To the end of the earth (_lolli14)
but I'm proud of them... I made all of them with 'Paint Shop Pro' and 'Microsoft Photo Editor' You might be wondering why i posed some of the same pics more ...
ursaloco2: fuckers.
ursaloco2 (ursaloco2)
users make three exact duplicates of a CD, and store files on a PC in Microsoft Corp.'s Windows Media format. But the copy-protection bars users from importing music onto iPods since ...
ursaloco2 (ursaloco2)
users make three exact duplicates of a CD, and store files on a PC in Microsoft Corp.'s Windows Media format. But the copy-protection bars users from importing music onto iPods since ...
twigmouse: Ordered X-Plane today!
Twig Mouse (twigmouse)
on my airplane design. I've already modeled and test-flown a version of it in Microsoft Flight Simulator, but it is not as detailed and accurate as I need it ...
Twig Mouse (twigmouse)
on my airplane design. I've already modeled and test-flown a version of it in Microsoft Flight Simulator, but it is not as detailed and accurate as I need it ...
ezzielou: Hello, Hello
ezzielou (ezzielou)
which entail answering the phone, typing and mucking about on the computer. i discovered microsoft project today, it was rather fun to......
ezzielou (ezzielou)
which entail answering the phone, typing and mucking about on the computer. i discovered microsoft project today, it was rather fun to......
antiope82: Für alle die mich vermisst haben...
antiope82 (antiope82)
wie man unschwer erkennen kann, bin ich mittlerweile im Besitz eines besseren Grafikprogramms als Microsoft Picture It!. 69 € und PhotoImpact10 ist nun mein ein und alles. Man kann sogar...
antiope82 (antiope82)
wie man unschwer erkennen kann, bin ich mittlerweile im Besitz eines besseren Grafikprogramms als Microsoft Picture It!. 69 € und PhotoImpact10 ist nun mein ein und alles. Man kann sogar...
sweetsteppinchi
Sarah Mitchell (sweetsteppinchi)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video provided by MusicGalore.net</a>......
Sarah Mitchell (sweetsteppinchi)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/"></embed></div>Video provided by MusicGalore.net</a>......
shiwasu: In which I am lighting the way~
砂漠の錬金術師 [the desert alchemist] (shiwasu)
other news, my mom is annoying the crap out of me with questions about Microsoft Word that I don't know how to answer. I just use it to type...
砂漠の錬金術師 [the desert alchemist] (shiwasu)
other news, my mom is annoying the crap out of me with questions about Microsoft Word that I don't know how to answer. I just use it to type...
yehudi13 (in enderslash)
Liz (yehudi13)
in his point of view, and he could of just forgot it *wink*…. They should make Microsoft word Ender compatible ((and Harry Potter, and Inuyasha, and FullMetal Alchemist, etc. rambles ^ ^)) appologies ...
Liz (yehudi13)
in his point of view, and he could of just forgot it *wink*…. They should make Microsoft word Ender compatible ((and Harry Potter, and Inuyasha, and FullMetal Alchemist, etc. rambles ^ ^)) appologies ...
steviant: Coke Music Site Excludes Linux, Mac and all iPod users.
Steve (steviant)
browse the site because I wasn't running IE in Windows. Apparently the site uses Microsoft's WMA DRM format to control the number of copies a user can make after they...
Steve (steviant)
browse the site because I wasn't running IE in Windows. Apparently the site uses Microsoft's WMA DRM format to control the number of copies a user can make after they...
malcanada: Update email to etal: neighbours, Microsoft
malcanada (malcanada)
Original Message ----- From: xxxx To: etal Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 3:49 PM Subject: Update; Neigbours, Microsoft I neglected to mention in my last email that the attempt to arrest me or kidnap...
malcanada (malcanada)
Original Message ----- From: xxxx To: etal Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 3:49 PM Subject: Update; Neigbours, Microsoft I neglected to mention in my last email that the attempt to arrest me or kidnap...
mercury_storm: So, like my new avatar
Mercury (mercury_storm)
t back to school could you, by any chance let me borrow your copy of Microsoft word so I can install it to my laptop? I have a copy of it, ...
Mercury (mercury_storm)
t back to school could you, by any chance let me borrow your copy of Microsoft word so I can install it to my laptop? I have a copy of it, ...
nikapresha: What I've been up to.
Out of Orbit (nikapresha)
d a programming project of mine called Mahtimal Migibib. You know the Office Assistant in Microsoft Office, the Lizzie McGuire desktop thing I would run five copies of in Yearbook, ...
Out of Orbit (nikapresha)
d a programming project of mine called Mahtimal Migibib. You know the Office Assistant in Microsoft Office, the Lizzie McGuire desktop thing I would run five copies of in Yearbook, ...
girlycomic: Computer Help!
GirlyComic (girlycomic)
therefore cannot access the web.... I'm posting this via Lochjournal)..... we keep getting the following message: Microsoft Visual C++ Runtime Library Runtime Error! Program: C:\Program File\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe The application has requested the runtime to ...
GirlyComic (girlycomic)
therefore cannot access the web.... I'm posting this via Lochjournal)..... we keep getting the following message: Microsoft Visual C++ Runtime Library Runtime Error! Program: C:\Program File\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe The application has requested the runtime to ...
trendyjendy
jenni . (trendyjendy)
to be reckless and unresponsible! woo! .. actually, no.. my first responsible purchases will be Microsoft Office and a flash drive.... that is just oozing with responsibility HBM+J evening with the ...
jenni . (trendyjendy)
to be reckless and unresponsible! woo! .. actually, no.. my first responsible purchases will be Microsoft Office and a flash drive.... that is just oozing with responsibility HBM+J evening with the ...
shellyinseattle: For Xbox and Home Movie fans
shellyinseattle (shellyinseattle)
de rigeur mention of lawsuits by the original holding company. In this case, Microsoft, isn't even charging licensing fees. As the article points out, they get viral ...
shellyinseattle (shellyinseattle)
de rigeur mention of lawsuits by the original holding company. In this case, Microsoft, isn't even charging licensing fees. As the article points out, they get viral ...
nerdinator
Mad Scientist or Evil Genius? (nerdinator)
is a prerequisite (basically just a computer literacy course... "can you use e-mail and Microsoft Word?"). In any case, there is no way on earth that I am dragging myself...
Mad Scientist or Evil Genius? (nerdinator)
is a prerequisite (basically just a computer literacy course... "can you use e-mail and Microsoft Word?"). In any case, there is no way on earth that I am dragging myself...
last_kaliostro: новый день, новые задачи
всмисле? (last_kaliostro)
Microsoft Axapta Installation & Configuration Сложность №1: экзамен на английском. Это означает запутанность формулировок и проф терминологии....
всмисле? (last_kaliostro)
Microsoft Axapta Installation & Configuration Сложность №1: экзамен на английском. Это означает запутанность формулировок и проф терминологии....
jediazl: SWOT analysis - ms(2)
jediazl (jediazl)
Microsoft Corporation By Arthur W. Hafner , Ph.D., M.B.A. and Erica L. Hibbert May 31, 2001 Strengths Applications...
jediazl (jediazl)
Microsoft Corporation By Arthur W. Hafner , Ph.D., M.B.A. and Erica L. Hibbert May 31, 2001 Strengths Applications...
casper11: PMSing to the EXTREME
casper11 (casper11)
of all that I have to deal with people who don’t know how to use Microsoft Word….. How the FUCK do people not know how to use Microsoft Word......
casper11 (casper11)
of all that I have to deal with people who don’t know how to use Microsoft Word….. How the FUCK do people not know how to use Microsoft Word......
mel_belle
mel_belle (mel_belle)
ng woman, or a guitar. -Melissa is located fifty miles north of downtown Dallas. -Melissa is a Microsoft Word97 Macro virus. -In the world of herbal remedies melissa is used to promote health ...
mel_belle (mel_belle)
ng woman, or a guitar. -Melissa is located fifty miles north of downtown Dallas. -Melissa is a Microsoft Word97 Macro virus. -In the world of herbal remedies melissa is used to promote health ...
sarahbears: For those of you who want to know....
Sarah Elizabeth (sarahbears)
Microsoft through Spherion as a REceptionist. I will be making $12/hour. After 60 days I will...
Sarah Elizabeth (sarahbears)
Microsoft through Spherion as a REceptionist. I will be making $12/hour. After 60 days I will...
caliban1227: Dealing with stuff.
Caliban (caliban1227)
irons in the fire right now. I think I may actually end up staying at Microsoft, just in a different division. But interestingly I started writing a story. It's one that ...
Caliban (caliban1227)
irons in the fire right now. I think I may actually end up staying at Microsoft, just in a different division. But interestingly I started writing a story. It's one that ...
ahnlak: Bugs and Goblins
Pete Favelle (ahnlak)
joy of Visual Studio 1.0 and the travesty that was MFC) I truly believe that Microsoft have almost got it right. But... Their crappy designer still screws things up with annoying ...
Pete Favelle (ahnlak)
joy of Visual Studio 1.0 and the travesty that was MFC) I truly believe that Microsoft have almost got it right. But... Their crappy designer still screws things up with annoying ...
orange_buddha: я в шоке
orange_buddha (orange_buddha)
City (NYC). в американской операционной системе Windows есть такой стандартный шрифтик Wingdings. Проведём опыт. Откройте Microsoft Word. Сделайте шрифт покрупнее, чтобы лучше было видно. Наберите Q33 NYC, и замените шрифт на...
orange_buddha (orange_buddha)
City (NYC). в американской операционной системе Windows есть такой стандартный шрифтик Wingdings. Проведём опыт. Откройте Microsoft Word. Сделайте шрифт покрупнее, чтобы лучше было видно. Наберите Q33 NYC, и замените шрифт на...
alf_b: Sick 'Puter
A.L.F. (alf_b)
nd comment on your journals soon... In the meantime, we are also oogling and experimenting with Microsoft's new OS, Microsoft Vista (was Codename: Longhorn, which will come out either this fall ...
A.L.F. (alf_b)
nd comment on your journals soon... In the meantime, we are also oogling and experimenting with Microsoft's new OS, Microsoft Vista (was Codename: Longhorn, which will come out either this fall ...
nuckingfuts
F|LL (nuckingfuts)
Microsoft Project MWF 8:30 - 9:55 (fuck this class btw) Micro Economics W 6 - 8:50pm BCP Design...
F|LL (nuckingfuts)
Microsoft Project MWF 8:30 - 9:55 (fuck this class btw) Micro Economics W 6 - 8:50pm BCP Design...
roxymarie: You Know You're From Seattle When...
aquamarine moonshine (roxymarie)
T "keep right except to pass." You know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing. You invite twice as many people as you really want to a party ...
aquamarine moonshine (roxymarie)
T "keep right except to pass." You know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing. You invite twice as many people as you really want to a party ...
chezeheadkid: in the car on the laptop no internet in the car obviously
chezeheadkid (chezeheadkid)
in the car playing solitaire and junk so I thought I would just write on Microsoft word and then copy this into my lj. Omgosh (spell check thought this word ...
chezeheadkid (chezeheadkid)
in the car playing solitaire and junk so I thought I would just write on Microsoft word and then copy this into my lj. Omgosh (spell check thought this word ...
b_rob: Tales of the sleep deprived.
B-Rob (b_rob)
coming along. The pool has begun, the roof is on, windows installed (actual windows not Microsoft, smarty) and power. So plumbing and......
B-Rob (b_rob)
coming along. The pool has begun, the roof is on, windows installed (actual windows not Microsoft, smarty) and power. So plumbing and......
amcmillan: Microsoft 1 - Consistency 0
Alistair McMillan (amcmillan)
Microsoft just released a new version of their Messenger software for Mac OS X. For this...
Alistair McMillan (amcmillan)
Microsoft just released a new version of their Messenger software for Mac OS X. For this...
nuclearjesus: In this entry I like to use "quotation marks" excessively, whether or not it is "necessary"
nuclearjesus (nuclearjesus)
cause I'm bad at singing. I recorded a couple different tries in my hi-tech "Microsoft Sound Recorder + headset microphone that Brianna gave me" studio, and I concluded that ...
nuclearjesus (nuclearjesus)
cause I'm bad at singing. I recorded a couple different tries in my hi-tech "Microsoft Sound Recorder + headset microphone that Brianna gave me" studio, and I concluded that ...
maeglin73: Huge laugh for the geeks among us
Maeglin (maeglin73)
illegally contained Linux code. No wonder they wanted to abolish the GPL... just like Microsoft, they want free reign to steal :-)......
Maeglin (maeglin73)
illegally contained Linux code. No wonder they wanted to abolish the GPL... just like Microsoft, they want free reign to steal :-)......
mariasha666
mariasha666 (mariasha666)
working anymore and Windows gave me the very helpful failure analysis... "Problem Description An analyst at Microsoft has investigated this problem and determined that an unknown error occurred in Yahoo! Messenger. This...
mariasha666 (mariasha666)
working anymore and Windows gave me the very helpful failure analysis... "Problem Description An analyst at Microsoft has investigated this problem and determined that an unknown error occurred in Yahoo! Messenger. This...
gelefsky00: Every CD I Own
gelefsky00 (gelefsky00)
ill use it for anything else, but we'll see.) I have been keeping track through Microsoft Word, and instead of paying loads of money to buy a program to catalog ...
gelefsky00 (gelefsky00)
ill use it for anything else, but we'll see.) I have been keeping track through Microsoft Word, and instead of paying loads of money to buy a program to catalog ...
freeky_boy_al
freeky_boy_al (freeky_boy_al)
microsoft ever managed to spawn, and that's saying something. and now i can't get it to...
freeky_boy_al (freeky_boy_al)
microsoft ever managed to spawn, and that's saying something. and now i can't get it to...
lordofthesynth: Jonathan! Destroyer of records!
lordofthesynth (lordofthesynth)
time I got dropped into the deep end of something. For Saturday through today (the Microsoft work week), I am at somewhere between 65 and 68, after having been dropped i...
lordofthesynth (lordofthesynth)
time I got dropped into the deep end of something. For Saturday through today (the Microsoft work week), I am at somewhere between 65 and 68, after having been dropped i...
kingofironfist: cut and paste job mwahaha
kingofironfist (kingofironfist)
god damn magnolia coulor!! i mean come on! and i real must download that cursed microsoft Word! this is not acceptable. Well....i hate the fecking co-op and want a job that ...
kingofironfist (kingofironfist)
god damn magnolia coulor!! i mean come on! and i real must download that cursed microsoft Word! this is not acceptable. Well....i hate the fecking co-op and want a job that ...
raedances: Quick Computer Musing
Casey (raedances)
Microsoft releases their shit with really hideous security and virus protection? Or lack thereof, really. Their...
Casey (raedances)
Microsoft releases their shit with really hideous security and virus protection? Or lack thereof, really. Their...
naughtylips101: yeah
naughtylips101 (naughtylips101)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div><p>Video Provided By FreeCodeSource.com</a>......
naughtylips101 (naughtylips101)
microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></div><p>Video Provided By FreeCodeSource.com</a>......
_haze: Вот б@#...
haze (_haze)
Microsoft, что этот скриптовый язык не будет включен в релиз Windows Vista, ожидаемый во второй половине...
haze (_haze)
Microsoft, что этот скриптовый язык не будет включен в релиз Windows Vista, ожидаемый во второй половине...
kidlobotomy
kidlobotomy strikes again (kidlobotomy)
men, but i've never drank beer when one while working on a project either. microsoft can suck my cock.......
kidlobotomy strikes again (kidlobotomy)
men, but i've never drank beer when one while working on a project either. microsoft can suck my cock.......
robertozoia: PC Perú
Roberto Zoia (robertozoia)
Pero a los pocos meses han lanzado la II etapa, en la que anuncian que Microsoft se ha sumado y las PC Perú saldrán con Windows. ......
Roberto Zoia (robertozoia)
Pero a los pocos meses han lanzado la II etapa, en la que anuncian que Microsoft se ha sumado y las PC Perú saldrán con Windows. ......
____violation (in rawr_kids): mod app
she looks like a magazine girl (____violation)
livejournal. avaliable computer software: Photoshop, PhotoImpression, Paint, Paint Shop Pro and all the other good Microsoft jazz. knowledge of modding: I'm a mod at another community: . do you own a camera/scanner/webcam: I...
she looks like a magazine girl (____violation)
livejournal. avaliable computer software: Photoshop, PhotoImpression, Paint, Paint Shop Pro and all the other good Microsoft jazz. knowledge of modding: I'm a mod at another community: . do you own a camera/scanner/webcam: I...
fallseir: 实现web页面的局部刷新(参考) 在客户端调用web service
fallseir (fallseir)
microsoft.com/workshop/author/webservice/webservice.htc 见一个WebService 文件名为Service1.asmx: [WebService(Namespace="http://localhost/BehaviorService/")] public class TestService : System.Web.Services.WebService { /// <summary> /// 返回服务器的时间 /// </summary>...
fallseir (fallseir)
microsoft.com/workshop/author/webservice/webservice.htc 见一个WebService 文件名为Service1.asmx: [WebService(Namespace="http://localhost/BehaviorService/")] public class TestService : System.Web.Services.WebService { /// <summary> /// 返回服务器的时间 /// </summary>...
elorfinthendt: It makes me laugh!
elorfinthendt (elorfinthendt)
I said yesterday to Mandy that I couldn't wait for Jack Thompson to try to take on Microsoft. *grins* Well, here you go! I'm loving this... maybe I won't have to become a ...
elorfinthendt (elorfinthendt)
I said yesterday to Mandy that I couldn't wait for Jack Thompson to try to take on Microsoft. *grins* Well, here you go! I'm loving this... maybe I won't have to become a ...
derogatory1
Roseu (derogatory1)
Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part)...
Roseu (derogatory1)
Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part)...
can8dnsix: OSX86
can8dnsix (can8dnsix)
do with it. OSX .. is freaking amazing but you even up having to get microsoft software just so you can do your......
can8dnsix (can8dnsix)
do with it. OSX .. is freaking amazing but you even up having to get microsoft software just so you can do your......
telisheep
Ugly Girl, Translucent Warrior Woman (telisheep)
Zakary spending the night. Mmm... ++ Grandpa taking me to McChord tomorrow to get Microsoft Office and a laptop carrying case (I have yet to determine which I want) - ...
Ugly Girl, Translucent Warrior Woman (telisheep)
Zakary spending the night. Mmm... ++ Grandpa taking me to McChord tomorrow to get Microsoft Office and a laptop carrying case (I have yet to determine which I want) - ...
lavapitmayhem
lavapitmayhem (lavapitmayhem)
I'm through fuckin' around with this crap. Declaring war on bullshit! I'm wrestling with Microsoft Word to update my resume - this thing is a royal pain in the ass!...
lavapitmayhem (lavapitmayhem)
I'm through fuckin' around with this crap. Declaring war on bullshit! I'm wrestling with Microsoft Word to update my resume - this thing is a royal pain in the ass!...
ambiguousness: i thought that this was interesting (and i know a lot of you have ipods too)
elaine (ambiguousness)
Microsoft on ownership of its own iPod technology, as Bill Gates’ henchmen slipped past Steve Jobs’...
elaine (ambiguousness)
Microsoft on ownership of its own iPod technology, as Bill Gates’ henchmen slipped past Steve Jobs’...
appliedserver: Active directory is a nightmare
appliedserver (appliedserver)
can be a handy utility. Its tricky to run but its powerful. Read about it at: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/174197 and http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=292509 Also BE VERY CAREFUL when granting access/rights to users. I ran into this issue (http://x220.win2ktest.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12929) ...
appliedserver (appliedserver)
can be a handy utility. Its tricky to run but its powerful. Read about it at: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/174197 and http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=292509 Also BE VERY CAREFUL when granting access/rights to users. I ran into this issue (http://x220.win2ktest.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12929) ...