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theman1343: another i miss ecw postAdam Manassero (theman1343)great to hear joey stiles go off on mike awesome and wcw. foley had some great
jokes and of course the matt hardy/edge stuff was gold. all the matches were great. best ...
marganitmarganit (marganit) of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse Charming fluff, with a good number of quotable
jokes, but...that's it. I don't think I'm going to read any others in the series; I...
martinezfamily: Hellomartinezfamily (martinezfamily)can click on the word "Reply" to post anything you want: Concerns about scheduling, Food, Lodging etc.
Jokes or fun memories General Questions Just whatever To Post 1. Click "Reply" 2. Click on the button next to ...
eternal_artisan: Crapeternal_artisan (eternal_artisan)jokes again. I want to walk down that path a lone with your hand in mine....
ana_3ana_3 (ana_3) thought it wasnt working but in reality one of the cables was unplugged so
jokes on me. lol. I stole some songs off of this girls CD(hahaha)and I heard ...
el_christador: trivia: n degrees of separationel_christador (el_christador) some compound of his which was apparently doing well in development and there were
jokes that he would be famous and they'd put his picture on the bottle. That...
iamthe_lorax♪♪♪ (iamthe_lorax)(yea i barely remember it too) </P><P>3: Christine Wolff: (<A href="homecoming/'>http://www.livejournal.com/users/penny___lane/29202.html#cutid1">homecoming</A>/ eet babies sign)(<A href="kyle's">http://www.livejournal.com/~penny___lane/31689.html">kyle's halloween
jokes</A>)(<A href="Kyle'>http://www.livejournal.com/~penny___lane/32162.html">Kyle can i lick your fingers</A>)(<A href="1st'>http://www.livejournal.com/~iamthe_lorax/10692.html">1st day of no meat</A>)(fight [<A href="uno]http://www.livejournal.com/~iamthe_lorax/12689.html">uno</A>]</P><P>4: Greg ...
hey_listen: Thanks J.DMary O (hey_listen)feel the rush of the air..i want to be dumb and have thousands of inside
jokes when i get home..i want to feel away..i want to miss him..i want to ...
__ella: bear with methe street official ella (__ella) model, these dresses are just g o r g e o u s! all Donnatella
jokes aside, I love this man. he is the reason I have to marry a...
beauxyeux425BeauxYeux (beauxyeux425) and I started crying so hard...Ashley didn't though, she stood there and told me
jokes and told me things to make me smile because Alicia didn't want tears... I was...
middaystars: fantastic FOURmiddaystars (middaystars)had to injure or kill a few people in the process. B-e-a-utiful. And the PENIS
JOKES! hahahahahahahahahaha ... so everything in The Thing's body is made of stone. "EVERY ORGAN ...
folkgirlfolkgirl (folkgirl) when a few people send pornographic (or somehow inappropriate, I never got the details)
jokes to each other, but this memo seems to be worded to target "excessive" usage, whateve...
dudedude81: Living In Justin's Wakedudedude81 (dudedude81) the quad as a jet ski to all of matt's ridiculous redneck ideas and
jokes to all of the trips to the diner where kevin got an amazing 66 c...
___ohhfxckrevolution (___ohhfxck)jokes here, please. I'm the only one here left to carry on the memory. ...
foetus_rabique: dumbkarissa (foetus_rabique)am talking on the phone and he keeps on telling me all these really dumb
jokes and it is kinda of pissing me off but whatever. Today was pretty interesting ...
dustyredim not your star (dustyred) out with Josh, Jeff, Brad and Rachel last night. Watched movies. Cracked
jokes. All in all had a good day off. Worked today. Good day. Have to lea...
queenofalabama: So Truequeenofalabama (queenofalabama)wrestle with me and let me win. ...who i can talk to about anything ...who laughs at my
jokes. ...who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. ...who lets me use his sweatshirt for a ...
lucybrearleylucybrearley (lucybrearley)Emma Woods and Cacia................Cacias insane dude seriously and tells the absolute without a doubt worst
jokes....but I love her shes great!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so needed that sleep lastnite oh yes fell asleep ...
tonberrystabber: come into my parlor!tonberrystabber (tonberrystabber)for "the funniest joke in the world". to my surprise, 4 of the 5
jokes i looked at were identical! (the other one had something to do with ...
twenty_twostarstwenty_twostars (twenty_twostars) a hard time to make me laugh..i never realize that..i just thought that their
jokes aren't really that funny so i dont really need to laugh even if all my...
call_me_royKatie (call_me_roy)jokes on? My brother NEEDs to see them. I should really stop with the two-sentence entries. I'm beginning to annoy myself.......
petrol_emotionpetrol_emotion (petrol_emotion) gorgeous high-heels, and you can hang out with her, and she’s got some funny
jokes, too. And once you get to know her, then you’re totally free. [Tori Amos ...
crazy_loon (in ljcomedy)crazy_loon (crazy_loon)ting is not allowed, then the maintainer can delete this post. If you like comedy, tell
jokes, or write comedic stories, please join. Contribute some of your work to the community ...
somethingbotherSomething Bother (somethingbother)t night dragging this lake for the corpses of all my past mistakes sell me out- the
jokes on you we are salt- you are the wound empty another bottle and let me tear you ...
treebyleaf: HOLY BLEEPING BLEEP!treebyleaf aquafilia (treebyleaf)phone manner, E has a good one-- he minds his "sirs" and "ma'am's", makes no
jokes, and doesn't raise his voice. The number one difference here is gender. In ...
sexynviolentDan (sexynviolent)home from the mall heading to mohegan sun MIKE KELLAY!!!! sweet pic of kaitlyn eH? one of MANY inside
jokes blah blah another inside joke, REEEEEAAAAAAWWKK!! haha look what your girlfriend makes me do!!!!!!!!! ahha nasty pizza @ ...
lorencius: Yes, I am officially a donkass.lorencius (lorencius)e girl, she's fiddling with her hair, smiling all the time, laughing at my stupid
jokes about poker and we're enjoying each other's company. Towards the end of the ...
horndog08horndog08 (horndog08)I also got a call from Katie! Brief...but we got all our little inside
jokes in there..there was even a grandma song in it too! GAH! I almost ...
yorkehyorkeh (yorkeh)in a dive or something-about 20 minutes maybe. I could never QUITE organize the
jokes/observations, but I tried to note some funny stuff that wasn't completely cliche. (Bush sucks, ...
shootme_sugar (in cutthroatcunts): NEWshootme_sugar (shootme_sugar)you asked... a guy walks into a bar."ouch" (everyones heard that one; im not the best at
jokes sorry) How do you want to die; doing something amazingly hot. Suck up to the mods; lolcarcrash: love ...
chelseathecat: the basic info about me...im bored!chelseathecat (chelseathecat)sit ups, livejournal, see movies, rollerblade ( not hurting my foot this time!), IM, pictures! INSIDE
JOKES SCHOOL: pineapples, bananas, bowling balls, "snack", saleb, tap dancing with scissors,......
avallach: Stolen from avallach (avallach) for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny
jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of...
scudown: awsomenessjoe (scudown)time i hung out with mara all day we were at garbergs most of the day playin
jokes on brian and jen till they left then connor came we had pizza played more
jokes and just ...
jennatherebel: fyiiiiiiiiiii...there she goes again. (jennatherebel)the west). only 2 dollars. (what.a.steal) should be funny. included will be rhyming, really bad sex
jokes, and a murder mystery or two. p.s. aunt, grandma, cousin (kim......
dragonmwlMatthew Lindberg (dragonmwl)Why do girls have to be so complex. One minute there laughing at your
jokes and the next thing they are complaining that you seam distant from them or ...
___sailor: weeeeeeeee.___sailor (___sailor)are fucking tight. so STFU. thanks. anddddd i've never met a group of people with so many inside
jokes. it's cute. and i met MIKE and JOHNNNY. [hella cool people] frealz ps. SONNY THANKS FOR THE ...
danzig111: riissse my tribe....danzig111 (danzig111) damn she's soooo fvcking foiinnne, and she's a sweety too, lol she gives me
jokes. I was like "muddo sick", one girl asked what that meant and then she's ...
hamalkah: two thingsMary (hamalkah)Jokes: http://www.livejournal.com/users/pwylltwiceborn/17904.html?nc=12 and the quote of the day (from a discussion about whether it's allowed/encouraged to make vows...
giddeo: More webcomic linksgiddeo (giddeo)jokes then I thought possible. I'm using them to replace useless memories of Annoying Frog Advertisements......
gangstajew_gangstajew_ (gangstajew_)jokes no more sick immature laughing no more i have a penis
jokes no more not even my dad...
shinzakura: Viva La Raza Jokes!Rob (shinzakura) I keep hearing Ayne and her family tell endless "You might be a redneck"
jokes to the point of boredom... Now I have a chance to bore them back! A...
gloryxends325gloryxends325 (gloryxends325) being fat kids and watching random movies! CARVEL! our totally random conversations and inside
jokes! i love you soo much!!! I will always cherish all our crazii ass memories! bff!!!...
beso_sanebeso_sane (beso_sane) know the thrill of gettin a call and talking for hours makin lil flirty
jokes and kickin it with them all night and than in the mornin wakin up wi...
losingitall: My thoughts for the day.LeeAnna (losingitall)by seeing old friends in new light. Sharing pain with people I've only shared
jokes with. And, as these things do, it's got me thinking. Thinking about how close ...
pookabellaErin (pookabella) came in with his sad attempt at a character and the flashbacks and cheap
jokes just made a bad situation worse. I know a lot of you liked it, and...
xdanceprincessx: summer '05how I really feel (xdanceprincessx) going to the ghetto ♥ bbqs ♥ sleep-overs ♥ tanning ♥ jacuzzis ♥ clubbing ♥ dancing ♥ skating ♥ hanging out ♥ inside
jokes ♥ watching movies ♥ cuddling ♥ hockey's back ♥ my best friend ♥ my family ♥ my second family ♥ my coworkers ♥...
ceddy: Dear Jamieceddy (ceddy) think? Everything I've tried my best to think of something to contest With inside
jokes and all the folks could have much more to say. this envelope will represent...
dollface0442: Funny Quotesdollface0442 (dollface0442)days in 8th grade at Hart... They are definitely worth reading.. if you don't get the
jokes it's probably because you weren't in our 1st period NON-honors math class.. we had some ...
snoboardbunny4_Natalie_ (snoboardbunny4)gettting in trouble! i cant even count how many times! jk LOL. so many inside
jokes i cant rember alll of them! gtg Peace out...love me!!!!......
_hottxwhore2_: todays been a day!Will you be my nothing? <3 (_hottxwhore2_) Kelly talked about some good time today with all me her and julias inside
jokes and at julias party how fun it was!!I wish you could just go back and...
dana3485: And that's why it's funny...Dana (dana3485)Care before we can go have snack, we like to pass the time by telling
jokes or singing what has become MY song - "On Top Of Spaghetti". David ...
brandylou525: Thy Name is Boredom...brandylou525 (brandylou525)jokes... Marital Status: single and living it up!! Location: Bowling Green, KY Birthplace: Bowling Green, KY Where did you grow...
oddlovesyouAuDrEy LoVeS yOu (oddlovesyou)consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his
jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Conservative......
dramaboysdramaboys (dramaboys)at...) which was good because we haven't had people watching us who haven't heard the
jokes about 2 million times.. it was soo exciting:) the adhrenaline is still pumping... so ...
laylalauren5: too much time on my handslaylalauren5 (laylalauren5)day, to argue about what we should eat, to laugh with me at stupid Seinfeld
jokes, and to fall asleep hogging my side of the bed......
darkenedwingsLi (darkenedwings)Professor McGonagall... and a Hagrid was walking around with a Dementor (Anela and I made
jokes about him......
kittywolf: Sneeze.Kitty MeowWoof (kittywolf) "Bina is pretty cute, for a live girl," I find...well...yes. I'm amused. Hooray, death
jokes! BAAAH WATERY EYES AND MY EARTS HURT WAH WAH DIE. X_o I keep on missing phone calls...
dramaduck7733: Why? WHY???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?Madigan (dramaduck7733) exist? Movies that serve no other purpose than to make humorless and vulgar
jokes and lower the standards of filmmaking. Not to say that I don't enjoy dir...
eternalbasquiatnickbaysolas (eternalbasquiat)malgamation of people. i am the funny one. i am the one that makes the
jokes. people wait for me to be funny. and then i turn into that person ...
kingdillo2M. Piedlourde (kingdillo2)jokes just slow tokes and a deep pull blackout but still never back down from those numbskulls those too from the castle...
dearth: plot device: meat bunRodney (dearth)microscopically short. It can also get confusing and amusing because of the off-tangents and the inside
jokes, respectively, like the UP student explaining what facism is, or the politician named Salonpas,......
loubielou: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Princeloubielou (loubielou) have a cranky mummy. Am I bothered about the deaths, destruction, zombies, constipation related practical
jokes? No! In true ficcer style I'm actually really pleased that my beloved Remus/Hermione ship looks more li...
myownmindstate: Something to laugh about.sophia (myownmindstate)you who haven't, heres something that might make you laugh. If you don't comprehend these
jokes, than.........:sighs: I knew a person that was so stupid that....... She called me to get ...
violet_derakh: 24 hours, 4 existential crises.violet_derakh (violet_derakh) a Harvard emeritus who's written definitive textbooks in geology. (I won't make any
jokes about him being as old as the dirt covering up his specimens because I liked...
sunseteyes14: whiftersunseteyes14 (sunseteyes14) your dreams are finally coming true (cough HA HAAAAA cough) anyway, im looking for dirty/vulgar
jokes haha bc i could use a laugh and those are always the funniest so post...
devourtheliving: Halloween in JulyMort Burymore (devourtheliving) own with the help of a couple of good batteries. This is completely unacceptable. Lewis Black
jokes about it, and we all snickeringly think it to ourselves around that time of year,...
discardedbeauty: the promise of june (v2.0)aubrey (discardedbeauty)of the way your eyes brighten slightly whenever i laugh at one of your terrible
jokes. paltry lights illuminate the familiar curves to your apartment as the moonless sky sparkles ...
cssnovacssnova (cssnova) I say uncomfortable? I thought it was hilarious, but there were so many sexual
jokes and scenes that I was like, "oh man!" just cuz I was like sitting next...
christinekochristineko (christineko) i do, but no, that's not just his personality. he likes me, and that's why he
jokes with me. in my case however, i don't joke with him because i like him. i j...
topaz7: First impressions HBP - spoilersMs. Grumpy pants (topaz7)hallmark of a riveting novel! I loved the JKR wit (I'm a sucker for poo
jokes I guess), the plot twists and the fact that so many annoying questions, the ones ...
5000screams5000screams (5000screams)First half of the movie is like a soft core porn! many of the
jokes are just perverted. Language. Pros- second half is cleaner... the movie did ...
amandalea: We're twins again!amandalea (amandalea) one-person stampede... A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart
jokes to employers. Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and...
hazeleyes18: "Leave the poor man alone!"hazeleyes18 (hazeleyes18)becoming more and more like a roll of dice. Somedays you can laugh and make
jokes all day long while others you just wish there were other means of making ...
bee4dee: Hibee4dee (bee4dee) know why, when people just constantly joking about somthing, or what about when someone
jokes about somthing and they don't know that that certain thing hurts the most, the one...
lcode_red30: chcholate!!!! :-)lcode_red30 (lcode_red30)to laugh really loud, but it was so hard not to. haha Will had some
jokes about someone's mom (the blueberry) Anyway- you guys have to see this movie! It ...
starshine500: im bad news,baby im bad newsEmily Jean (starshine500)tits and curly hair that sits around smoking in my shower, laughing at its own
jokes.doesnt really sound so bad. i slept all day and went to work,where i was reminded ...
swellrider: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!swellrider (swellrider)day was BLAH...I mean boring..HaHaHaHaHa..alright thats how boring it was I laugh at my own
jokes now....Just Kidding. That was really Korny. Well Kelsey A.K.A Gloominess and I went to ...
ernestofluteErnesto (ernestoflute)ent to Munchkin's B-Day party, HAPPY B-DAY!!! It was fun, we dances, ate, told sotires,
jokes, ate crap, raced, played with water guns, lmao, it was fun.Tomorrow I have nothing ...
phoenixy: ArcadiaAlex Hoffer (phoenixy)exactly how the characters feel about each other), the costumes and the accents right, the
jokes came through, the actors actually appeared to understand what they were saying and why--it ...
dominionmanMac Cansler (dominionman) at least a year, decidedly too long. we laughed and told the old
jokes that we told when we met 7 years ago. it was so great. i fealt...
tickleme_elvis: The Joke's on me. . .tickleme_elvis (tickleme_elvis)at her door like a complete dumbass. So that's score 1 for the god of cruel
jokes, and score 0 for Annie. Stay tuned for the latest updates, sports fans. And ...
jariten: Party Party Super Happy Fun Timejariten (jariten) good time - there was chatting, Trivial Pursuit, and an ample number of strange/lewd/bizzare
jokes. And tasty cookies with a variety of frostings on them! Yes, having frosting on cookies...
lukasyte: Ghost of a good thingThe Pumpkin King (lukasyte)as a little girl smashed her hand in a car door. I have always cracked
jokes on things that shouldn't be funny. I look at the bad things before the ...
thefunkybrother: A Wishful Puppeteerthefunkybrother (thefunkybrother)Rob, and Mike Kraft. It was a nice change of pace from the usual boredom.
Jokes were told, stories laughed at. Overall, a good night. The next tat has been ...
bl00dyxt3ars: at ash's house!bl00dyXt3ars (bl00dyxt3ars)finished my MySpace today! anyways..today was lots of fun! we have soo many new inside
jokes now! lmao! the HP lady!! eeww! "i feel like im 8......
kanakuchikan: MWAHAHAHAHAAA!kanakuchikan (kanakuchikan) all these guys here (kiri and her straaaange biologist-friends o.O;) quote it and make
jokes about it all the time and I don't get any of them. ~.~;;; Yeah, well, otherwise,...
metaldarkProud member of the reality-based community. (metaldark)jokes about it, but I am really bummed at the impending loss of my hair. This year,...
richtowelrichtowel (richtowel) after I stopped at Dave's again. Hung out with them, had some really funny
jokes and ate lots of food, tehe. After I went back to Mike's for the...
hassanianhassanian (hassanian) massacre. Marines on rooftops shooting down at indiscriminate people running away, laughing and telling
jokes. Buildings quivering and falling. House after house, the cameraman follows the troops in...
midnightcritter: Want.Ashley (midnightcritter)jokes. ...who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. ...who lets me use his sweatshirt /...
dragoondave: Sweet and SourDragoon Dave (dragoondave)jokes are the man!! (Told you I'd do it!) So yeah. Since Tuesday not very much has happened....
coldheart900: laughing till i C-R-Ycoldheart900 (coldheart900)minute they got in the car, everything felt like it was back home, and the
jokes started up again. These two people probably know me better than my own family ...
jello_queen: Wedding Crashersjello_queen (jello_queen) job of being taken semi-seriously for a change while still being funny. The
jokes were refeshing, not cliched at ALL, and I left thinking that this is a mu...
fair_blood: Just to Clear Things Up[rin] (fair_blood)people about it. Then a group of us were at Edo and we made
jokes and sketched pictures of Kisame and Itachi with that dialogue. And it is, ...
chanelly_bellychanelly_belly (chanelly_belly)at the end. but yeah neway. we had a ton of fun. so many inside
jokes...so little time. whale shrimp medium rare, nuzzle nuzzle. wah bam!! *is silently sleeping* *flips ...
blueyedgrl605: tweedle dumb & tweedle dumberblueyedgrl605 (blueyedgrl605)have fun with her. We always have a crazy time and end up with some
jokes. Yesturday I hung out with Nikki. It was soo funny. We were prank calling people. ...
noxauraExtra (noxaura)was pretty good, even though the power went out. Made slight eyes and some dirty
jokes with him, but didn't even attempt to pursue anything. Stupid to do that with ...
darth_spazdarth_spaz (darth_spaz)feeling like dancing. Going out in pajamas and chillin on your couch. Remembering
jokes and hugs. ~caroline......
caliopi04: memoriescaliopi04 (caliopi04) high school soooooooo much!!!!!!! everything about it, especially calc and physics. The random outbursts, boooo!!!!!!! the
jokes, and songs.....i just luv it all. i cant wait to have more memories in college.........
heroicblogger: My Black Heroheroicblogger (heroicblogger)universe and everything Japanese on Outpost Nine has given me a whole new slew of
jokes to relate.... GAIJIN SMASH! http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html That's the sort of observational/irreverant humor I dig the most.......
lcybug: Another Day Another DollarLacey (lcybug) older....lol!! YAY!! I missed the Shrevport trip along with all the cool new inside
jokes ...gosh... I hate my life. Just Kidding. On another note, Im not speaking to one...
_gilmore_girls__gilmore_girls_ (_gilmore_girls_) friends Have you ever lost a friend? Yeah...Jake grover Do many of your friends have inside
jokes with you? Yes Do you and your friends argue a lot? No not really Have you done...
fresnogoth_mav: indescribablethe late Maverick Cadaverick (fresnogoth_mav)in a movie, the violins play, and its very emotional. But you also hear dirty
jokes and unpleasant talk. Many 'dirty' words are sexual or , like 'fuck' and 'dickhead' ...
suzie_b: M3M3 SH33P!Suzie-B (suzie_b)rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart
jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an......
three_summons: Aidan wearing a dressThe Three Summons Realm (three_summons)away from PEOPLE! Agua: It's kinda cute. Aidan: My ass! Agua: ...speaking of it... Aidan: Shad up. Mari: Aw, more butt
jokes Agua?......
deadn1tewarriordeadn1tewarrior (deadn1tewarrior)was, how wrong it was, everything. I must buy the comic books now, no
jokes, I MUST HAVE THEM. I think this is easily one of the best films ive ...
paki_bastard: Yes.paki_bastard (paki_bastard)cook for my friends so maybe I should, although this is hardly Persian cuisine. No
jokes about my cooking cos hangover bacon and burnt toast does not count to whether ...
ashrock0422: Hamilton'05ashrock0422 (ashrock0422)so much fun just us 6 living in the basement! We had so many inside
jokes its not even funny! We laugfed more than we did swim:-D Emily~Kid toucher,"I screwed up,Well..yeah....but",Staying ...
martini_laughsmartini_laughs (martini_laughs) and I couldn't have had a better birthday in my entire life. The inner
jokes will go down in infamy, and my twenty-second birthday will be hard to top. Emil...
end_to_begin: We can get along.Yo, adrian (end_to_begin) think we're two teen-age stoners with nothing but the abstract to laugh about. But our poop
jokes are much funner than being stoned. Saturday I had to work in the 102 degree heat. I...
songbird6392: for your entertainmentAmanda Christine (songbird6392) "Serianni" right on the Kismet t-shirts! ...but they somehow managed to spell "Amanda" wrong... *Playing
jokes is fun! Sorry, guys. I couldn't help myself. *My brother smashed my candy necklace. :( *I love...
synth_sparrow: *yawn*tweety (synth_sparrow) times I'm happy about myself are when I make people laugh. The thing about
jokes is that they can go horribly wrong, and then I blush and want to die,...
togetherxx31togetherxx31 (togetherxx31)old times, where me and lauren used to laugh at the dumbest things, and crack
jokes and not pay attention, it was a blast, and we got like some......
itz_jt: what the fuck.itz_jt (itz_jt) over. i just invented that. that's the kinda shit that drives people insane. shitty
jokes. there's nothing worse than a guy who cracks shitty
jokes all day long. i'd rath...
sketchyfiendluke, lucas, sweet lou, blondie (sketchyfiend)things i think? every time i tried my best to think of something to contest with inside
jokes and other folks who've got much more to say dear jamie, this envelope will represent ...
ctrwChristopher (ctrw)consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her
jokes make you laugh, she has won......
jawy: OMG CAPSLOCK ENTRYRachel (jawy)BUT THIS HARRY MADE ME SQUEE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE! I WAS LAUGHING AT THE OTHER
JOKES IN THE STORY, ESPECIALLY WITH SOME OF THE 'HORMONAL' ISSUES. AHHHHHHHHH, I LOVED IT! ...
livslys: vagueness vol. whateverstill searching (livslys)k thereof) leaves me out of the loop, my intenet life is slowly slipping away.
jokes about this rock-n-roll lifestyle are so true. there is so much to say and ...
kaleidoscope5: they call it snake repellentChipping Paint (kaleidoscope5) make any attempt at intellectual humor...just flat out high school boy perversion kind of
jokes. i need a movie like that now and then. one that serves absolutely no purp...
teresamarie2: The DateTeresa (teresamarie2) went and saw Batman Begins which was awesome. He was trying to make
jokes during the movie which were kinda funny. I had fun on the date b...
radiant_eradiant_e (radiant_e)plan to flea the country together? Whomper88 (10:44:47 PM): like was that one of our inside
jokes? PearlJamVS5 (10:44:54 PM): ....i don;t think so Whomper88 (10:44:56 PM): awww Whomper88 (10:45:08 PM): why didnt we... Whomper88 ...
macca_starrmacca_starr (macca_starr)Paul. It was great! They were better than I remembered and were cracking so many
jokes. Jason (the one who plays Paul) remembered me cos straight......
xoxgetupkidxox: amanda + bobA - man - duuuuuhhh (xoxgetupkidxox)rried him. He was just so funny, and smart. I loved all of our secret
jokes, and fun times. I wish I still knew how to post pictures on this ...
billabongboy13: worth a try...billabongboy13 (billabongboy13)in there, and i have no idea why, but these girls working there start cracking
jokes about me, and laughing, so naturally i was embarrased, and a little ashamed, and ...
aappss: starting off with a mondayaappss (aappss)never going to that place ever agaaiin. waste of money.. well kindaa. but yeah. enough
jokes with chris. haha. she's hilarious........
ltownchic4evr92: im tired...ltownchic4evr92 (ltownchic4evr92)& he might not know that. Then we were thinking of all of our "inside
jokes" & wow, we have alot!!! amanda said I was "cute" b/c we were talking ...
onesarcastichikChristy Clark~!~ (onesarcastichik)pecial for him, or i guess his family he was the reason for half of our
jokes and next year is gonna be really different......
rpsvolcanoPerson (rpsvolcano)my mom most of the time i have to tell her to stop saying dirty
jokes to friends and crap when im with my dad i act more innocent, hes not ...
wakeupandscream: SupremacyAfraid In Your Dreams (wakeupandscream)ox and a horse? A hox? Everything goes your way today. Everyone laughs at your
jokes. Everyone listens when you speak.......
tanikye: All thanks to Kim, againtanikye (tanikye) Things That Make Me Smile: 1. Getting to live one more day 2. My friends 3. Inside
Jokes 4. The happy parts of my life 5. Kookaburra (sp?) - the only black licorice i li...
mikeandike: INFECTEDjames (mikeandike)jokes. anyone else seen this and laughed at someone for infecting their aim? (don't go to that link)......
tuebular: betrefftuebular (tuebular)library last week. we agreed that it was a ''borgesian nightmare.'' finally, i can make
jokes like that. even better, kelsi is here and her aaron neville voice is fantastic. last ...
dead_mans_partydead_mans_party (dead_mans_party)enough to do it, you're old enough to take responsibility. Exceptions are there. So are
jokes, oddly enough. Abstinence until at least the age of 15. Has no......
klassicinsanityYour Lord and Master Pope Kass (klassicinsanity) spick all jump off a bridge. who wins? SOCIETY![/quote] That's one of my two favorite racist
jokes. But you told it wrong. It's who lands first? And the answer is who cares....
acererak: Journalistic fury!Murph (acererak) Mayor Bloomberg re: the NYPD's new Real Time Crime Center (insert all Judge Dredd
jokes/quotations here). --result: I should get me a new tape recorder. One that...
inuitmexicomodern girl (inuitmexico)jokes. i really want the new harry potter.........
volleyballgurli: cute quotevolleyballgurli (volleyballgurli)her. Take her to the library, ice skating, playgrounds, and coffee shops. Tell her stupid
jokes... Whatever it takes to make her laugh. Write poems about her.......
lost_tomorrows: Haha... what a messed up dreamlost_tomorrows (lost_tomorrows)due to the fact that I live here. ANYWAYS, back to my dream. I was making
jokes and talking about my newfound music career (shuddup, don't make fun of me), and the ...
ls56lala (ls56)fear homosexual love? On the other hand, I, personally, love tentacle porn. I still make
jokes about it. Anyone have insight?......
eveedream: And while I'm hereeveedream (eveedream) these lyrics since I got the CD on Friday. Kelly Clarkson, Beautiful Disaster. (ok, NO
jokes >< ) He drowns in his dreams An exquisite extreme I know He’s as damned as he seem...
agathug19: EliTe 8... "Don't Hate, Don't Hate"Ags (agathug19)y- Ghetto Girl...throwing out random, hoooood rat comments. Amanda (not pictured :( )- The Comedian...cracking
jokes every minute, then laughing hysterically at them. Lindsay- Party Girl Rookie...our New and Improved Linds. ...
hugme_dontletgo: Carowinds and HootersHugMe_DontLetGo (hugme_dontletgo)line. Gosh Thunderroad backwards is the best ride ever! Kym, Jonathan, Chris, and I cracked
jokes the whole time about how we liked......
we_allshineonkait (we_allshineon)am. that means i need to be up at like 6. 6 o'clock. am. no
jokes. ouch. dennys can eat out my asshole.. sorry thats a bit crude.. they can..like ...
matthewousmatthewous (matthewous)I made myself a reputation for being violent, only because it fit in with some
jokes but then it got old. i got tired of......
jesus_freak13: all i need is my wingsJamy (jesus_freak13) the company ofothers. You probably have many friends anddelight them with your stories and
jokes. Youdo also have a rebellious side to you though,and you like to upset the authorities....
dubblebubblejo: MMM. JOHNNY DEPP.Jo (dubblebubblejo) and she got a haircut, which looks rather dashing, might I say. Many innuendous
jokes were exchanged, such as "Snowflake" and "Why I don't want to be a Nun". Afte...
katranides: New EW Crewkatranides (katranides)re a bit younger, sprier, and more willing to take on Harold and his dopey
jokes. What a difference a couple of weeks make.......
_hardygrrl: Conversations Only I Have, yet againRedheaded One (_hardygrrl) eat are bananas. He: And mushrooms Me: I was getting there - stop stepping on my
jokes! He: Well, in YOUR hell you have to watch Rob Van Dam blow *John Doe* while...
la_chatte: ...uh, yeah. Right.Kitty (la_chatte)me. So they're in the lobby/information place thing, eating our free candy and making not-very-funny
jokes, when creepy man notices the kitty's engagement ring. Creep: I see you're married... no, engaged? Kitty:......
bowlofveggiesPshhh Kayla. (bowlofveggies)I'm going to get this over with now and let everyone get out their sexual
jokes and comments all at once. Hi! I'm Kayla Johnson! I live on 2637 Crooked Stick ...
blondebabi222..::°*°Caitie°*°::.. (blondebabi222)people... making up songs lol and just being "us" hahah Megan mine and our inside
jokes... which I shouldnt really say over Lj... but.. the Underwear picture LMAO and the ...
ccfprayerlogccfprayerlog (ccfprayerlog)TAKE A JOKE? basically we all have diff sense of humor but then there are some
jokes that you know God wouldnt consider funny like : * the "semi mean, halfhearted stab ...
wfidelitywfidelity (wfidelity) was suspicion since I didn't recall Rowling using words like "dude" and yo mama
jokes. It was also only 250 pages. I went back searching for another version to ve...
whapish: Well, look what the cat dragged in...whapish (whapish)wasn't in Robert's group, but hey, that's life. Still had a great time. So many
jokes. "We boarded one!" "Eyes like boiled eyes from...shit!" "DAMN YOU DON CARLOS!" *shakes fist* "Bryan, do your ...
tjcrowley: Beam me up, Scotty. Scotty? SCOTTY?Thomas Jefferson Crowley (tjcrowley)get drunk in honor of him tonight. There will probably be lots of "It's GREEN"
jokes. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4701167.stm......
quizzedwatar: Suuuuurrrrveeeyysssquizzedwatar (quizzedwatar)SHOWER? No. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? He doesn't write his own
jokes anymore... CAN YOU SWIM? Yes. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Mostly. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? With ...
awakenedxdreamsawakenedxdreams (awakenedxdreams)was boogers. we love her. phil headclutched which is always amazing. me&amanda went for our traditional pee. justin made
jokes...haha. we all made camera love. (x_lovealways for pictures) hahah it was honestly so......
unfabulous_xo: I'm back :-DScreaming out loud (unfabulous_xo)dding! Wow, they get REALLY annoying...even more annoying then me with my friends. Their korny
jokes don't make it much better...but I still love em. Me and Steven (cousin) are professional ...
belladolce19: Thank God!!!!belladolce19 (belladolce19) to see your love haha (yes I'm corny...but that doesnt mean I'm soft lol
jokes) (3) Being able to be there for people who need it and be a positive ...
likeahookerg: OMFGMig (likeahookerg)t this one is the latest: chick: Well I'm all out of Paris Hilton
jokes so I'm just gonna ask are you gonna call me sometime? - chicks ...
sugoll: Yet more filmssugoll (sugoll)famous as a result of the first film - started falling flat with some limp
jokes and some lazy writing: - the love interest from the first film phones in a ...
_andrew80_: Ah, man!_andrew80_ (_andrew80_)of a Star Trek fan back then. OH, I can hear all those "geek"
jokes now. Whatever. Anywho, I liked the original shows and the next generation. ...
this_that: .quarante et unLauren (this_that)games, Vice Squad, Gesyk and Kt's attempt to correctly sing Against Me! lyrics, LAVALIFE, pork
jokes- and of course, laughing 'til my sides ached. ."guys, it's a sensitive subject" ."Gesyk, stop ...
unmade_carbon: Wandering StarKim (unmade_carbon)jokes and alternate meanings to things are hysterical. To match one individuals reference of BACON, my equivalent...
tak1ngm30v3rtak1ngm30v3r (tak1ngm30v3r) her she looks beautiful. Look into her eyes when you talk. Tell her stupid
jokes. Protect her. Let her mess with your hair. Look at her like she's the ...
rosasdurmiendo: -*Friends*-Baby Boomer #389907 (rosasdurmiendo) Chad I mean, those dudes are okay. I like hanging out with them. They get my
jokes and they make me laugh and their totally NOT normal. I'm totally going to ...
blctigerKasy (blctiger) with street racing, skateboarding, music, travling, loafing around, crashing, grinding, skill, lack of skill,
jokes, funny stuff, tickling, punching, pain, blood, tears, everything. A video for fun, and a...
desertsnowflakeJessizzzle (desertsnowflake) that you didn't understand the joke in the first place. It just completley ruins
jokes. i am very tired and waiting for a certain someone to call me so i...
corrbabyCorrie. Whatever. (corrbaby)Liz and Chrystal tonight. We went to the Olive Garden, and we couldn't stop making
jokes about our waiter not being cute enough. It was hilarious. We didn't say anything ...
xxdevlinxxxxdevlinxx (xxdevlinxx)may as well just move in. I have 8 screen names linked. Half of them
jokes. It amuses me. LOOOOOOVEBROKERS. Im boreeeeed.......
santera: » my nipples are hard..·*señorita catalina (santera)were sent home? *gazes at previous entry* womp. who eats at underwater restaurants? scuba diners. i love them
jokes on my popsicle sticks :).......
dragon2384: War of the Crashersdragon2384 (dragon2384)nice seeing her and chatting. Kevin and I bolth enjoyed the film. It had some great
jokes but not much better that what I have seen in Old School or Anchorman. I......
maryland20646: All Nighter FTWmaryland20646 (maryland20646) played some World of Warcraft with my roomate Hunter. We had a blast making
jokes and enjoying the new guild we joined. We did a instance run that i have...
kevinsmithfan: stuffkevinsmithfan (kevinsmithfan)my ass off with her all day yesterday. Another person even saw it and cracked
jokes about it with us. Maybe it's because she just thinks I'm a natural flirt ...
merupunzel182: bored...Blaine-a-saurus (merupunzel182)CK!)--- S'Mores and Hot DogsBad apples... What two foods or beverages were part of inside
jokes that aren't the greatest to think about now?--- Ci Ci's Pizza--- Birthday CakeName two ...
guesswholuvsu02: drivers educationguesswholuvsu02 (guesswholuvsu02)exciting news. drivers ed is actually not that bad. the teacher, mr. s makes corny
jokes and, sometimes we laugh, today our class had a funny conversation, it went as ...
chip6797Chip (chip6797)XM just to have any hope of surviving. 6. You actually get these
jokes and pass them on. Get Your Own......
hot_piggyhot_piggy (hot_piggy) to fairview watched fantastic 4. was funny. dude where's your ears hagaga. lots of
jokes. then attempted to eat chinease food but tooo spicy and it gave me a headache....
c1tyofangelsc1tyofangels (c1tyofangels) going to miss summer school so damn much. danny's a funny boyyyy! soooo many
jokes. no wonder we never got any work done. i wish there were more people like...
theshapeofcoolRabbit (theshapeofcool)just make the most of everything that comes their way." (Stolen from Cait's msn profile)
Jokes stolen from www.coolfunny
jokes.com A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out ...
xobabygirl3456xxobabygirl3456x (xobabygirl3456x)same. i mean everything is ackward fer a bit then were telling the same old
jokes n filling eachother in on new......
_purple_sky_sky (_purple_sky_) taylor and chelsea R. aesha, ashley (woot lakeland) zack D. (i miss ur stupid
jokes-lol-) and more ppl that i wasnt really good friends with but i talked to t...
redettebbv212: HaHaredettebbv212 (redettebbv212)ow someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid
jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what ...
joyofband: My day thus far....joyofband (joyofband)jokes Wet t-shirt Muddy Butt Painted legs War paint Dew chug Tummy Ache Taco Bell Taco Bell dog with weirded out eyes Work Money Money being thrown...
dont_report_medont_report_me (dont_report_me)desire- i just wanna be liked i just wanna be funny. . . looks like the
jokes on me so call me captain backfire." "would you want me......
ernfei_be_happy: Hang over!ernfei_be_happy (ernfei_be_happy)speaks quite gd English actually:) So was thankful for his "effort" to translate some of their
jokes and to initiate some conversations:) Of cse, I wud often ve to explain......
rainault: I'm really tiredDaniel (rainault)the least. He is very outgoing, very confident, and at times, very vulgar with his
jokes. His influence on my personality is easily apparent. You could say that I took ...
darktouch: Humor QuizSir William of Ranidae (darktouch) for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny
jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of...
moulinrouge_moulinrouge_ (moulinrouge_)wrestle with me and let me win. who i can talk to about anything. who laughs at my
jokes. a boy who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. who lets me use his ...
chibi_slashToria BloodWolf (chibi_slash). Okay, so I really don't have much to say, but I have a couple of
jokes for you! Got these from Simi, who apparently got them from a friend, who ...
ville_de_mortemiss stef (ville_de_morte)jokes. i'm so sick of this fucking BULLSHIT. GROW THE FUCK UP. AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.......
raven_albion: the rest of the camp updateraven_albion (raven_albion)of them, I think, but it worked out in the end. There were plenty of
jokes about copies of Field & Stream, but not so many nights where we sat ...
avafada: Srelddif Tour: Part One!Hottie McLa-na-le-ay (avafada)had enough time, so we went to a coal mine exhibit and tour. Many bad
jokes were told, and there was much exploring. It is very cool underground, though you ...
patrickhajduch: Who's your favorite boy?patrickhajduch (patrickhajduch) "and keep me out of trouble. "I will also maintain my young, puppy-like demeanor." Like all
jokes, this one was peppered with NUGGETS OF GOLDEN TRUTH. Not much else. I'm going to...
alias003: You might be a blue neck...alias003 (alias003) BLUE NECK! Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck
jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners s...
littlekiwi30: Happy! :)Alyssa (littlekiwi30)few pluses of band camp... that and returning to Mr. Sandavol and his corney little
jokes, Perkins... ('nough said), and "Uncle George, Uncle George!" haha! Some of the freshman are ...
notblueatall: Have mercy!notblueatall (notblueatall)my best and I sucked! I was applauded for effort, and even made some great
jokes......
insolenthaloPatrick (insolenthalo)been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of
jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They ...
lapislairis: Last Day of UB SummerI M Psycho (lapislairis)of fun at Upward Bound and I would love to give you the conversations and
jokes that happened but frankly, I can't remember them clearly. They all kind of meld ...