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theman1343: another i miss ecw post
Adam Manassero (theman1343)
great to hear joey stiles go off on mike awesome and wcw. foley had some great jokes and of course the matt hardy/edge stuff was gold. all the matches were great. best ...
marganit
marganit (marganit)
of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse Charming fluff, with a good number of quotable jokes, but...that's it. I don't think I'm going to read any others in the series; I...
martinezfamily: Hello
martinezfamily (martinezfamily)
can click on the word "Reply" to post anything you want: Concerns about scheduling, Food, Lodging etc. Jokes or fun memories General Questions Just whatever To Post 1. Click "Reply" 2. Click on the button next to ...
eternal_artisan: Crap
eternal_artisan (eternal_artisan)
jokes again. I want to walk down that path a lone with your hand in mine....
ana_3
ana_3 (ana_3)
thought it wasnt working but in reality one of the cables was unplugged so jokes on me. lol. I stole some songs off of this girls CD(hahaha)and I heard ...
mainst_lullaby1: i dont want all this just the lil things like the hoodie pockets
mainst_lullaby1 (mainst_lullaby1)
wrestle with me and let me win. ...who i can talk to about anything ...who laughs at my jokes. ...who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. ...who lets me use his sweatshirt for a ...
el_christador: trivia: n degrees of separation
el_christador (el_christador)
some compound of his which was apparently doing well in development and there were jokes that he would be famous and they'd put his picture on the bottle. That...
iamthe_lorax
♪♪♪ (iamthe_lorax)
(yea i barely remember it too) </P><P>3: Christine Wolff: (<A href="homecoming/'>http://www.livejournal.com/users/penny___lane/29202.html#cutid1">homecoming</A>/ eet babies sign)(<A href="kyle's">http://www.livejournal.com/~penny___lane/31689.html">kyle's halloween jokes</A>)(<A href="Kyle'>http://www.livejournal.com/~penny___lane/32162.html">Kyle can i lick your fingers</A>)(<A href="1st'>http://www.livejournal.com/~iamthe_lorax/10692.html">1st day of no meat</A>)(fight [<A href="uno]http://www.livejournal.com/~iamthe_lorax/12689.html">uno</A>]</P><P>4: Greg ...
hey_listen: Thanks J.D
Mary O (hey_listen)
feel the rush of the air..i want to be dumb and have thousands of inside jokes when i get home..i want to feel away..i want to miss him..i want to ...
__ella: bear with me
the street official ella (__ella)
model, these dresses are just g o r g e o u s! all Donnatella jokes aside, I love this man. he is the reason I have to marry a...
beauxyeux425
BeauxYeux (beauxyeux425)
and I started crying so hard...Ashley didn't though, she stood there and told me jokes and told me things to make me smile because Alicia didn't want tears... I was...
middaystars: fantastic FOUR
middaystars (middaystars)
had to injure or kill a few people in the process. B-e-a-utiful. And the PENIS JOKES! hahahahahahahahahaha ... so everything in The Thing's body is made of stone. "EVERY ORGAN ...
folkgirl
folkgirl (folkgirl)
when a few people send pornographic (or somehow inappropriate, I never got the details) jokes to each other, but this memo seems to be worded to target "excessive" usage, whateve...
dudedude81: Living In Justin's Wake
dudedude81 (dudedude81)
the quad as a jet ski to all of matt's ridiculous redneck ideas and jokes to all of the trips to the diner where kevin got an amazing 66 c...
___ohhfxck
revolution (___ohhfxck)
jokes here, please. I'm the only one here left to carry on the memory. ...
foetus_rabique: dumb
karissa (foetus_rabique)
am talking on the phone and he keeps on telling me all these really dumb jokes and it is kinda of pissing me off but whatever. Today was pretty interesting ...
dustyred
im not your star (dustyred)
out with Josh, Jeff, Brad and Rachel last night. Watched movies. Cracked jokes. All in all had a good day off. Worked today. Good day. Have to lea...
isshinryu52: Ok. Not so bad entry (good stuff for this one)
::isshinryu:: (isshinryu52)
brad came over. Very cool kid lol. Insanely awesome kid. We played battlefront, cracked jokes, played darts ... just hung out. And thats cool. Hangin out, as simple as it...
queenofalabama: So True
queenofalabama (queenofalabama)
wrestle with me and let me win. ...who i can talk to about anything ...who laughs at my jokes. ...who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. ...who lets me use his sweatshirt for a ...
lucybrearley
lucybrearley (lucybrearley)
Emma Woods and Cacia................Cacias insane dude seriously and tells the absolute without a doubt worst jokes....but I love her shes great!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so needed that sleep lastnite oh yes fell asleep ...
__feels_like
Kian (__feels_like)
jokes.........
tonberrystabber: come into my parlor!
tonberrystabber (tonberrystabber)
for "the funniest joke in the world". to my surprise, 4 of the 5 jokes i looked at were identical! (the other one had something to do with ...
twenty_twostars
twenty_twostars (twenty_twostars)
a hard time to make me laugh..i never realize that..i just thought that their jokes aren't really that funny so i dont really need to laugh even if all my...
virgin_absinthe: Someday I'll just write my mind dry
Tom (virgin_absinthe)
crazy zombieness and deep political satire Or you know just swearing a lot and sexual innuendo jokes.......
just___breathe: i feel the E A R T H M O V E U N D E R M Y F E E T :)
little LL (just___breathe)
that's correct...they did do that!) but Juan did point to ME for all of his jokes through out the crowd. I felt sorta kinda famous after (..almost famous) b/c Dal ...
call_me_roy
Katie (call_me_roy)
jokes on? My brother NEEDs to see them. I should really stop with the two-sentence entries. I'm beginning to annoy myself.......
petrol_emotion
petrol_emotion (petrol_emotion)
gorgeous high-heels, and you can hang out with her, and she’s got some funny jokes, too. And once you get to know her, then you’re totally free. [Tori Amos ...
crazy_loon (in ljcomedy)
crazy_loon (crazy_loon)
ting is not allowed, then the maintainer can delete this post. If you like comedy, tell jokes, or write comedic stories, please join. Contribute some of your work to the community ...
pearldrumer: It could be interesting...if it weren't summer
pearldrumer (pearldrumer)
mexico with foltz and nick that was fun. two and a half hours of mexican jokes while eating burritos..(mexican food rocks, whether mexicans do or not) so that was exciting. ...
somethingbother
Something Bother (somethingbother)
t night dragging this lake for the corpses of all my past mistakes sell me out- the jokes on you we are salt- you are the wound empty another bottle and let me tear you ...
treebyleaf: HOLY BLEEPING BLEEP!
treebyleaf aquafilia (treebyleaf)
phone manner, E has a good one-- he minds his "sirs" and "ma'am's", makes no jokes, and doesn't raise his voice. The number one difference here is gender. In ...
sexynviolent
Dan (sexynviolent)
home from the mall heading to mohegan sun MIKE KELLAY!!!! sweet pic of kaitlyn eH? one of MANY inside jokes blah blah another inside joke, REEEEEAAAAAAWWKK!! haha look what your girlfriend makes me do!!!!!!!!! ahha nasty pizza @ ...
lorencius: Yes, I am officially a donkass.
lorencius (lorencius)
e girl, she's fiddling with her hair, smiling all the time, laughing at my stupid jokes about poker and we're enjoying each other's company. Towards the end of the ...
horndog08
horndog08 (horndog08)
I also got a call from Katie! Brief...but we got all our little inside jokes in there..there was even a grandma song in it too! GAH! I almost ...
yorkeh
yorkeh (yorkeh)
in a dive or something-about 20 minutes maybe. I could never QUITE organize the jokes/observations, but I tried to note some funny stuff that wasn't completely cliche. (Bush sucks, ...
shootme_sugar (in cutthroatcunts): NEW
shootme_sugar (shootme_sugar)
you asked... a guy walks into a bar."ouch" (everyones heard that one; im not the best at jokes sorry) How do you want to die; doing something amazingly hot. Suck up to the mods; lolcarcrash: love ...
chelseathecat: the basic info about me...im bored!
chelseathecat (chelseathecat)
sit ups, livejournal, see movies, rollerblade ( not hurting my foot this time!), IM, pictures! INSIDE JOKES SCHOOL: pineapples, bananas, bowling balls, "snack", saleb, tap dancing with scissors,......
cookiesnporn: losing hope is easy when your only friend is gone n when you look around it all just seems to change
cookiesnporn (cookiesnporn)
2 weeks a year i still loved him you know? .. im gonna miss our jokes the......
mmmphalinmmm: ah har har har
phalin (mmmphalinmmm)
jokes: haha i know eye G0T jokes: but you like it LiToLaOGrLx978: i do i do eye G0T...
avallach: Stolen from
avallach (avallach)
for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of...
scudown: awsomeness
joe (scudown)
time i hung out with mara all day we were at garbergs most of the day playin jokes on brian and jen till they left then connor came we had pizza played more jokes and just ...
jennatherebel: fyiiiiiiiiiii...
there she goes again. (jennatherebel)
the west). only 2 dollars. (what.a.steal) should be funny. included will be rhyming, really bad sex jokes, and a murder mystery or two. p.s. aunt, grandma, cousin (kim......
dragonmwl
Matthew Lindberg (dragonmwl)
Why do girls have to be so complex. One minute there laughing at your jokes and the next thing they are complaining that you seam distant from them or ...
geoff_death: Heres an inside joke for you motherfucker!
Geoff (geoff_death)
an inside joke because we now both know you're a liar. Dear anyone who uses inside jokes on......
___sailor: weeeeeeeee.
___sailor (___sailor)
are fucking tight. so STFU. thanks. anddddd i've never met a group of people with so many inside jokes. it's cute. and i met MIKE and JOHNNNY. [hella cool people] frealz ps. SONNY THANKS FOR THE ...
zerovirus: Jokes that should be used for the MegaMan Battle Network Humor program
ZeroVirus (zerovirus)
to lighten the tension from the past few days of this week, here are some jokes that should be part of the NaviCust program "Humor" from MMBN5. I cannot take ...
danzig111: riissse my tribe....
danzig111 (danzig111)
damn she's soooo fvcking foiinnne, and she's a sweety too, lol she gives me jokes. I was like "muddo sick", one girl asked what that meant and then she's ...
hamalkah: two things
Mary (hamalkah)
Jokes: http://www.livejournal.com/users/pwylltwiceborn/17904.html?nc=12 and the quote of the day (from a discussion about whether it's allowed/encouraged to make vows...
giddeo: More webcomic links
giddeo (giddeo)
jokes then I thought possible. I'm using them to replace useless memories of Annoying Frog Advertisements......
xopammybabyox: Advice for every guy (stole it from Lisa! :o) )
Pamela (xopammybabyox)
tell her she looks beautiful, look into her eyes when you talk, tell her stupid jokes, protect her, let her mess with your hair, look at her like she's the only girl ...
phil_amanuensis: Time to Clear things....
phil_amanuensis (phil_amanuensis)
i made a boo-boo on that one... I should have not entertained such antics and jokes... I knew......
gangstajew_
gangstajew_ (gangstajew_)
jokes no more sick immature laughing no more i have a penis jokes no more not even my dad...
amai_unmei: Remember, it's not illegal in Washington state!
Parched Petunia (amai_unmei)
ORKSAFE) This is why Zapatista is an indoor cat. (NON-WORKSAFE ARTICLE) [insert Mr. Ed jokes here]......
shinzakura: Viva La Raza Jokes!
Rob (shinzakura)
I keep hearing Ayne and her family tell endless "You might be a redneck" jokes to the point of boredom... Now I have a chance to bore them back! A...
gloryxends325
gloryxends325 (gloryxends325)
being fat kids and watching random movies! CARVEL! our totally random conversations and inside jokes! i love you soo much!!! I will always cherish all our crazii ass memories! bff!!!...
beso_sane
beso_sane (beso_sane)
know the thrill of gettin a call and talking for hours makin lil flirty jokes and kickin it with them all night and than in the mornin wakin up wi...
losingitall: My thoughts for the day.
LeeAnna (losingitall)
by seeing old friends in new light. Sharing pain with people I've only shared jokes with. And, as these things do, it's got me thinking. Thinking about how close ...
pookabella
Erin (pookabella)
came in with his sad attempt at a character and the flashbacks and cheap jokes just made a bad situation worse. I know a lot of you liked it, and...
classytart: Be a man, Andre - plug in your bus
liz (classytart)
until it's finished, for I fear the spoiler. [And anyone who makes teh funneh spoiler jokes here will gets kicked in the nads. By me. In my kicking boots.]......
dafanzero: I was just dawdling through mySpace...
DaFan (dafanzero)
know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what ...
broadway_grrl34: EXTRA FUN!!! (literally)
broadway_grrl34 (broadway_grrl34)
jokes from on the set, with a lil help from kt, who is not an extra. my...
xdanceprincessx: summer '05
how I really feel (xdanceprincessx)
going to the ghetto &hearts; bbqs &hearts; sleep-overs &hearts; tanning &hearts; jacuzzis &hearts; clubbing &hearts; dancing &hearts; skating &hearts; hanging out &hearts; inside jokes &hearts; watching movies &hearts; cuddling &hearts; hockey's back &hearts; my best friend &hearts; my family &hearts; my second family &hearts; my coworkers &hearts;...
ceddy: Dear Jamie
ceddy (ceddy)
think? Everything I've tried my best to think of something to contest With inside jokes and all the folks could have much more to say. this envelope will represent...
dollface0442: Funny Quotes
dollface0442 (dollface0442)
days in 8th grade at Hart... They are definitely worth reading.. if you don't get the jokes it's probably because you weren't in our 1st period NON-honors math class.. we had some ...
snoboardbunny4
_Natalie_ (snoboardbunny4)
gettting in trouble! i cant even count how many times! jk LOL. so many inside jokes i cant rember alll of them! gtg Peace out...love me!!!!......
_hottxwhore2_: todays been a day!
Will you be my nothing? <3 (_hottxwhore2_)
Kelly talked about some good time today with all me her and julias inside jokes and at julias party how fun it was!!I wish you could just go back and...
dana3485: And that's why it's funny...
Dana (dana3485)
Care before we can go have snack, we like to pass the time by telling jokes or singing what has become MY song - "On Top Of Spaghetti". David ...
brandylou525: Thy Name is Boredom...
brandylou525 (brandylou525)
jokes... Marital Status: single and living it up!! Location: Bowling Green, KY Birthplace: Bowling Green, KY Where did you grow...
oddlovesyou
AuDrEy LoVeS yOu (oddlovesyou)
consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Conservative......
dramaboys
dramaboys (dramaboys)
at...) which was good because we haven't had people watching us who haven't heard the jokes about 2 million times.. it was soo exciting:) the adhrenaline is still pumping... so ...
laylalauren5: too much time on my hands
laylalauren5 (laylalauren5)
day, to argue about what we should eat, to laugh with me at stupid Seinfeld jokes, and to fall asleep hogging my side of the bed......
darkenedwings
Li (darkenedwings)
Professor McGonagall... and a Hagrid was walking around with a Dementor (Anela and I made jokes about him......
usethemetro: a very special note
wheezy? (usethemetro)
jokes you see about the character who checks the internet every five minutes to see if...
kittywolf: Sneeze.
Kitty MeowWoof (kittywolf)
"Bina is pretty cute, for a live girl," I find...well...yes. I'm amused. Hooray, death jokes! BAAAH WATERY EYES AND MY EARTS HURT WAH WAH DIE. X_o I keep on missing phone calls...
dramaduck7733: Why? WHY???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?
Madigan (dramaduck7733)
exist? Movies that serve no other purpose than to make humorless and vulgar jokes and lower the standards of filmmaking. Not to say that I don't enjoy dir...
eternalbasquiat
nickbaysolas (eternalbasquiat)
malgamation of people. i am the funny one. i am the one that makes the jokes. people wait for me to be funny. and then i turn into that person ...
hi_im_mary: I was told I ought to update, so here goes...
~*Mary*~ (hi_im_mary)
the first night? Are you feeling it in a different time? Are you telling the same jokes you told me when we met the first time? Why can't it be like the first...
belladonnaberry: Harry Potter Murder Mystery Dinner Party
belladonnaberry (belladonnaberry)
before I read the clue announcing our family ties so the entire party people made jokes that we were having a semi-incestuous affair. Draco's clues were all about secret ...
threegee: vt ren fest
threegee (threegee)
jokes and bad accents.......
kingdillo2
M. Piedlourde (kingdillo2)
jokes just slow tokes and a deep pull blackout but still never back down from those numbskulls those too from the castle...
dearth: plot device: meat bun
Rodney (dearth)
microscopically short. It can also get confusing and amusing because of the off-tangents and the inside jokes, respectively, like the UP student explaining what facism is, or the politician named Salonpas,......
terminator (in mitchhedberg): Made up Mitch jokes
The Gabemeister (terminator)
jokes and imagine him telling them. I'm walking down the street, a homeless guy comes up to...
loubielou: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
loubielou (loubielou)
have a cranky mummy. Am I bothered about the deaths, destruction, zombies, constipation related practical jokes? No! In true ficcer style I'm actually really pleased that my beloved Remus/Hermione ship looks more li...
myownmindstate: Something to laugh about.
sophia (myownmindstate)
you who haven't, heres something that might make you laugh. If you don't comprehend these jokes, than.........:sighs: I knew a person that was so stupid that....... She called me to get ...
violet_derakh: 24 hours, 4 existential crises.
violet_derakh (violet_derakh)
a Harvard emeritus who's written definitive textbooks in geology. (I won't make any jokes about him being as old as the dirt covering up his specimens because I liked...
bijanorama: I'm really excited to be here!
Bijan Hash*** (bijanorama)
although it turns out that I'm quite annoying to more than one. I tell jokes and forget the punchline, I......
c4bl3fl4m3 (in _doctor_octopus): This is what happens when 2 fangirls live together...
C4bl3 Fl4m3 (c4bl3fl4m3)
jokes and spinoffs have been made between the 2 of us with this. I just thought...
radiosocket: thank God it's friday
radiosocket (radiosocket)
jokes at one's capabilities, why must we submit to the urges to teenage democracy, aren't we...
sunseteyes14: whifter
sunseteyes14 (sunseteyes14)
your dreams are finally coming true (cough HA HAAAAA cough) anyway, im looking for dirty/vulgar jokes haha bc i could use a laugh and those are always the funniest so post...
devourtheliving: Halloween in July
Mort Burymore (devourtheliving)
own with the help of a couple of good batteries. This is completely unacceptable. Lewis Black jokes about it, and we all snickeringly think it to ourselves around that time of year,...
quasimodo1987: Everything can be said in a sentence.
Caitie McK. (quasimodo1987)
s. *** I found out last night that I really am the butt of several cruel jokes after all - all the time i thought i was being paranoid about people ...
discardedbeauty: the promise of june (v2.0)
aubrey (discardedbeauty)
of the way your eyes brighten slightly whenever i laugh at one of your terrible jokes. paltry lights illuminate the familiar curves to your apartment as the moonless sky sparkles ...
cssnova
cssnova (cssnova)
I say uncomfortable? I thought it was hilarious, but there were so many sexual jokes and scenes that I was like, "oh man!" just cuz I was like sitting next...
christineko
christineko (christineko)
i do, but no, that's not just his personality. he likes me, and that's why he jokes with me. in my case however, i don't joke with him because i like him. i j...
topaz7: First impressions HBP - spoilers
Ms. Grumpy pants (topaz7)
hallmark of a riveting novel! I loved the JKR wit (I'm a sucker for poo jokes I guess), the plot twists and the fact that so many annoying questions, the ones ...
5000screams
5000screams (5000screams)
First half of the movie is like a soft core porn! many of the jokes are just perverted. Language. Pros- second half is cleaner... the movie did ...
amandalea: We're twins again!
amandalea (amandalea)
one-person stampede... A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers. Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and...
hazeleyes18: "Leave the poor man alone!"
hazeleyes18 (hazeleyes18)
becoming more and more like a roll of dice. Somedays you can laugh and make jokes all day long while others you just wish there were other means of making ...
bee4dee: Hi
bee4dee (bee4dee)
know why, when people just constantly joking about somthing, or what about when someone jokes about somthing and they don't know that that certain thing hurts the most, the one...
lcode_red30: chcholate!!!! :-)
lcode_red30 (lcode_red30)
to laugh really loud, but it was so hard not to. haha Will had some jokes about someone's mom (the blueberry) Anyway- you guys have to see this movie! It ...
starshine500: im bad news,baby im bad news
Emily Jean (starshine500)
tits and curly hair that sits around smoking in my shower, laughing at its own jokes.doesnt really sound so bad. i slept all day and went to work,where i was reminded ...
pittsfordbrat01: this is the last one... i promise
pittsfordbrat01 (pittsfordbrat01)
consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you......
swellrider: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!
swellrider (swellrider)
day was BLAH...I mean boring..HaHaHaHaHa..alright thats how boring it was I laugh at my own jokes now....Just Kidding. That was really Korny. Well Kelsey A.K.A Gloominess and I went to ...
ernestoflute
Ernesto (ernestoflute)
ent to Munchkin's B-Day party, HAPPY B-DAY!!! It was fun, we dances, ate, told sotires, jokes, ate crap, raced, played with water guns, lmao, it was fun.Tomorrow I have nothing ...
phoenixy: Arcadia
Alex Hoffer (phoenixy)
exactly how the characters feel about each other), the costumes and the accents right, the jokes came through, the actors actually appeared to understand what they were saying and why--it ...
dominionman
Mac Cansler (dominionman)
at least a year, decidedly too long. we laughed and told the old jokes that we told when we met 7 years ago. it was so great. i fealt...
tickleme_elvis: The Joke's on me. . .
tickleme_elvis (tickleme_elvis)
at her door like a complete dumbass. So that's score 1 for the god of cruel jokes, and score 0 for Annie. Stay tuned for the latest updates, sports fans. And ...
jariten: Party Party Super Happy Fun Time
jariten (jariten)
good time - there was chatting, Trivial Pursuit, and an ample number of strange/lewd/bizzare jokes. And tasty cookies with a variety of frostings on them! Yes, having frosting on cookies...
lukasyte: Ghost of a good thing
The Pumpkin King (lukasyte)
as a little girl smashed her hand in a car door. I have always cracked jokes on things that shouldn't be funny. I look at the bad things before the ...
thefunkybrother: A Wishful Puppeteer
thefunkybrother (thefunkybrother)
Rob, and Mike Kraft. It was a nice change of pace from the usual boredom. Jokes were told, stories laughed at. Overall, a good night. The next tat has been ...
bl00dyxt3ars: at ash's house!
bl00dyXt3ars (bl00dyxt3ars)
finished my MySpace today! anyways..today was lots of fun! we have soo many new inside jokes now! lmao! the HP lady!! eeww! "i feel like im 8......
timmeh05: Come Crawling Back
timmeh05 (timmeh05)
jokes im hear to stay... i'll only be posting on mager events of my life though......
kanakuchikan: MWAHAHAHAHAAA!
kanakuchikan (kanakuchikan)
all these guys here (kiri and her straaaange biologist-friends o.O;) quote it and make jokes about it all the time and I don't get any of them. ~.~;;; Yeah, well, otherwise,...
metaldark
Proud member of the reality-based community. (metaldark)
jokes about it, but I am really bummed at the impending loss of my hair. This year,...
richtowel
richtowel (richtowel)
after I stopped at Dave's again. Hung out with them, had some really funny jokes and ate lots of food, tehe. After I went back to Mike's for the...
hassanian
hassanian (hassanian)
massacre. Marines on rooftops shooting down at indiscriminate people running away, laughing and telling jokes. Buildings quivering and falling. House after house, the cameraman follows the troops in...
midnightcritter: Want.
Ashley (midnightcritter)
jokes. ...who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. ...who lets me use his sweatshirt /...
dragoondave: Sweet and Sour
Dragoon Dave (dragoondave)
jokes are the man!! (Told you I'd do it!) So yeah. Since Tuesday not very much has happened....
coldheart900: laughing till i C-R-Y
coldheart900 (coldheart900)
minute they got in the car, everything felt like it was back home, and the jokes started up again. These two people probably know me better than my own family ...
jello_queen: Wedding Crashers
jello_queen (jello_queen)
job of being taken semi-seriously for a change while still being funny. The jokes were refeshing, not cliched at ALL, and I left thinking that this is a mu...
fair_blood: Just to Clear Things Up
[rin] (fair_blood)
people about it. Then a group of us were at Edo and we made jokes and sketched pictures of Kisame and Itachi with that dialogue. And it is, ...
chanelly_belly
chanelly_belly (chanelly_belly)
at the end. but yeah neway. we had a ton of fun. so many inside jokes...so little time. whale shrimp medium rare, nuzzle nuzzle. wah bam!! *is silently sleeping* *flips ...
blueyedgrl605: tweedle dumb & tweedle dumber
blueyedgrl605 (blueyedgrl605)
have fun with her. We always have a crazy time and end up with some jokes. Yesturday I hung out with Nikki. It was soo funny. We were prank calling people. ...
chasethe7storms: sydney'sencyclopediaofuselessknowledge
chasethe7storms (chasethe7storms)
he’s old and he was our neighbor. he’s alright. he tells stories and makes jokes but it’s slightly akward seeing him cuz his wife died a few months ago. s...
dorvanthekat: past few days and patriot fans
Dorvan Kat (dorvanthekat)
and holding a cake. and then she gave it to me and her and Tony made jokes about how i was going to put it on my wall.......
noxaura
Extra (noxaura)
was pretty good, even though the power went out. Made slight eyes and some dirty jokes with him, but didn't even attempt to pursue anything. Stupid to do that with ...
bdubya: Best Week/Weekend of the Summer Thus Far
Brian (bdubya)
the enthusiasium of the kids (even the forced confirmation kids), and the variety of inside jokes that resulted made the week my favorite of the summer.......
darth_spaz
darth_spaz (darth_spaz)
feeling like dancing. Going out in pajamas and chillin on your couch. Remembering jokes and hugs. ~caroline......
ibabandgeek: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, The amazing chocolatier!
ibabandgeek (ibabandgeek)
of laughs were had. We were so hyper...lots of coffee! A lot of new inside jokes. woo hoo...I love those two. Yesterday we drove to Destin to see Charlie and the ...
caliopi04: memories
caliopi04 (caliopi04)
high school soooooooo much!!!!!!! everything about it, especially calc and physics. The random outbursts, boooo!!!!!!! the jokes, and songs.....i just luv it all. i cant wait to have more memories in college.........
heroicblogger: My Black Hero
heroicblogger (heroicblogger)
universe and everything Japanese on Outpost Nine has given me a whole new slew of jokes to relate.... GAIJIN SMASH! http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html That's the sort of observational/irreverant humor I dig the most.......
lcybug: Another Day Another Dollar
Lacey (lcybug)
older....lol!! YAY!! I missed the Shrevport trip along with all the cool new inside jokes ...gosh... I hate my life. Just Kidding. On another note, Im not speaking to one...
_gilmore_girls_
_gilmore_girls_ (_gilmore_girls_)
friends Have you ever lost a friend? Yeah...Jake grover Do many of your friends have inside jokes with you? Yes Do you and your friends argue a lot? No not really Have you done...
fresnogoth_mav: indescribable
the late Maverick Cadaverick (fresnogoth_mav)
in a movie, the violins play, and its very emotional. But you also hear dirty jokes and unpleasant talk. Many 'dirty' words are sexual or , like 'fuck' and 'dickhead' ...
suzie_b: M3M3 SH33P!
Suzie-B (suzie_b)
rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an......
penguin789: hannah-all lovley and tanned!(not that i need to)
penguin789 (penguin789)
see very many stars and so tonight i may cry myself to sleep. that was jokes at zoes. cheers me......
three_summons: Aidan wearing a dress
The Three Summons Realm (three_summons)
away from PEOPLE! Agua: It's kinda cute. Aidan: My ass! Agua: ...speaking of it... Aidan: Shad up. Mari: Aw, more butt jokes Agua?......
deadn1tewarrior
deadn1tewarrior (deadn1tewarrior)
was, how wrong it was, everything. I must buy the comic books now, no jokes, I MUST HAVE THEM. I think this is easily one of the best films ive ...
paki_bastard: Yes.
paki_bastard (paki_bastard)
cook for my friends so maybe I should, although this is hardly Persian cuisine. No jokes about my cooking cos hangover bacon and burnt toast does not count to whether ...
ashrock0422: Hamilton'05
ashrock0422 (ashrock0422)
so much fun just us 6 living in the basement! We had so many inside jokes its not even funny! We laugfed more than we did swim:-D Emily~Kid toucher,"I screwed up,Well..yeah....but",Staying ...
martini_laughs
martini_laughs (martini_laughs)
and I couldn't have had a better birthday in my entire life.    The inner jokes will go down in infamy, and my twenty-second birthday will be hard to top.  Emil...
end_to_begin: We can get along.
Yo, adrian (end_to_begin)
think we're two teen-age stoners with nothing but the abstract to laugh about. But our poop jokes are much funner than being stoned. Saturday I had to work in the 102 degree heat. I...
songbird6392: for your entertainment
Amanda Christine (songbird6392)
"Serianni" right on the Kismet t-shirts! ...but they somehow managed to spell "Amanda" wrong... *Playing jokes is fun! Sorry, guys. I couldn't help myself. *My brother smashed my candy necklace. :( *I love...
synth_sparrow: *yawn*
tweety (synth_sparrow)
times I'm happy about myself are when I make people laugh. The thing about jokes is that they can go horribly wrong, and then I blush and want to die,...
togetherxx31
togetherxx31 (togetherxx31)
old times, where me and lauren used to laugh at the dumbest things, and crack jokes and not pay attention, it was a blast, and we got like some......
itz_jt: what the fuck.
itz_jt (itz_jt)
over. i just invented that. that's the kinda shit that drives people insane. shitty jokes. there's nothing worse than a guy who cracks shitty jokes all day long. i'd rath...
sketchyfiend
luke, lucas, sweet lou, blondie (sketchyfiend)
things i think? every time i tried my best to think of something to contest with inside jokes and other folks who've got much more to say dear jamie, this envelope will represent ...
ctrw
Christopher (ctrw)
consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won......
jawy: OMG CAPSLOCK ENTRY
Rachel (jawy)
BUT THIS HARRY MADE ME SQUEE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE! I WAS LAUGHING AT THE OTHER JOKES IN THE STORY, ESPECIALLY WITH SOME OF THE 'HORMONAL' ISSUES. AHHHHHHHHH, I LOVED IT! ...
rosiemademedoit: why is george bush like bill clinton?
kerry (rosiemademedoit)
jokes!......
random_smurf: Self inflicted heartbreak comes rather easy to me
RaNdOm_SmUrF ® (random_smurf)
early!! then did my hair got home shaved w/ London on the phone cracking jokes then come to see she can’t go & neither can jenny & Alex isn’t br...
zoe_trope: dependency on the advice of strangers
Zoe Trope (zoe_trope)
my 19th birthday. I just wanna eat cheap sushi and go to water aerobics. He jokes about buying SmartWare. Tell me what book to read next, what album to buy, ...
livslys: vagueness vol. whatever
still searching (livslys)
k thereof) leaves me out of the loop, my intenet life is slowly slipping away. jokes about this rock-n-roll lifestyle are so true. there is so much to say and ...
kaleidoscope5: they call it snake repellent
Chipping Paint (kaleidoscope5)
make any attempt at intellectual humor...just flat out high school boy perversion kind of jokes.  i need a movie like that now and then.  one that serves absolutely no purp...
teresamarie2: The Date
Teresa (teresamarie2)
went and saw Batman Begins which was awesome. He was trying to make jokes during the movie which were kinda funny. I had fun on the date b...
radiant_e
radiant_e (radiant_e)
plan to flea the country together? Whomper88 (10:44:47 PM): like was that one of our inside jokes? PearlJamVS5 (10:44:54 PM): ....i don;t think so Whomper88 (10:44:56 PM): awww Whomper88 (10:45:08 PM): why didnt we... Whomper88 ...
macca_starr
macca_starr (macca_starr)
Paul. It was great! They were better than I remembered and were cracking so many jokes. Jason (the one who plays Paul) remembered me cos straight......
xoxgetupkidxox: amanda + bob
A - man - duuuuuhhh (xoxgetupkidxox)
rried him. He was just so funny, and smart. I loved all of our secret jokes, and fun times. I wish I still knew how to post pictures on this ...
billabongboy13: worth a try...
billabongboy13 (billabongboy13)
in there, and i have no idea why, but these girls working there start cracking jokes about me, and laughing, so naturally i was embarrased, and a little ashamed, and ...
aappss: starting off with a monday
aappss (aappss)
never going to that place ever agaaiin. waste of money.. well kindaa. but yeah. enough jokes with chris. haha. she's hilarious........
ltownchic4evr92: im tired...
ltownchic4evr92 (ltownchic4evr92)
& he might not know that. Then we were thinking of all of our "inside jokes" & wow, we have alot!!! amanda said I was "cute" b/c we were talking ...
onesarcastichik
Christy Clark~!~ (onesarcastichik)
pecial for him, or i guess his family he was the reason for half of our jokes and next year is gonna be really different......
rpsvolcano
Person (rpsvolcano)
my mom most of the time i have to tell her to stop saying dirty jokes to friends and crap when im with my dad i act more innocent, hes not ...
shouldberaining: Terror (and Canadians)
A suffusion of yellow (shouldberaining)
jokes about the danger in Israel. Under other circumstances, I would find his comments funny but...
wakeupandscream: Supremacy
Afraid In Your Dreams (wakeupandscream)
ox and a horse? A hox? Everything goes your way today. Everyone laughs at your jokes. Everyone listens when you speak.......
tanikye: All thanks to Kim, again
tanikye (tanikye)
Things That Make Me Smile: 1. Getting to live one more day 2. My friends 3. Inside Jokes 4. The happy parts of my life 5. Kookaburra (sp?) - the only black licorice i li...
mikeandike: INFECTED
james (mikeandike)
jokes. anyone else seen this and laughed at someone for infecting their aim? (don't go to that link)......
tuebular: betreff
tuebular (tuebular)
library last week. we agreed that it was a ''borgesian nightmare.'' finally, i can make jokes like that. even better, kelsi is here and her aaron neville voice is fantastic. last ...
dead_mans_party
dead_mans_party (dead_mans_party)
enough to do it, you're old enough to take responsibility. Exceptions are there. So are jokes, oddly enough. Abstinence until at least the age of 15. Has no......
klassicinsanity
Your Lord and Master Pope Kass (klassicinsanity)
spick all jump off a bridge. who wins? SOCIETY![/quote] That's one of my two favorite racist jokes. But you told it wrong. It's who lands first? And the answer is who cares....
acererak: Journalistic fury!
Murph (acererak)
Mayor Bloomberg re: the NYPD's new Real Time Crime Center (insert all Judge Dredd jokes/quotations here). --result: I should get me a new tape recorder. One that...
inuitmexico
modern girl (inuitmexico)
jokes. i really want the new harry potter.........
volleyballgurli: cute quote
volleyballgurli (volleyballgurli)
her. Take her to the library, ice skating, playgrounds, and coffee shops. Tell her stupid jokes... Whatever it takes to make her laugh. Write poems about her.......
spacegirl226: (insert quirky subject line here)
hayley backslider (spacegirl226)
ke a moron, but he seemed really high strung, wound up tight. i made jokes and he didn't laugh at my jokes, and i talked to him as honestly ...
lost_tomorrows: Haha... what a messed up dream
lost_tomorrows (lost_tomorrows)
due to the fact that I live here. ANYWAYS, back to my dream. I was making jokes and talking about my newfound music career (shuddup, don't make fun of me), and the ...
ls56
lala (ls56)
fear homosexual love? On the other hand, I, personally, love tentacle porn. I still make jokes about it. Anyone have insight?......
eveedream: And while I'm here
eveedream (eveedream)
these lyrics since I got the CD on Friday. Kelly Clarkson, Beautiful Disaster. (ok, NO jokes >< ) He drowns in his dreams An exquisite extreme I know He’s as damned as he seem...
yankeebabe0327: My assault on stupid romantic things.
..::Jen::.. (yankeebabe0327)
n. fuck that....who i can talk to about anything okay that works...who laughs at my jokes. not if they don't deserve a laugh, though...who puts my cold handsin his warm ...
ladybirdsleeps: It's too hot to go out and take pictures.
Snapdragon (ladybirdsleeps)
cucumbers don't seem to notice, though. They're taking over the garden like kudzu. People make jokes about how productive squash is, but these cucumbers are......
agathug19: EliTe 8... "Don't Hate, Don't Hate"
Ags (agathug19)
y- Ghetto Girl...throwing out random, hoooood rat comments. Amanda (not pictured :( )- The Comedian...cracking jokes every minute, then laughing hysterically at them. Lindsay- Party Girl Rookie...our New and Improved Linds. ...
hugme_dontletgo: Carowinds and Hooters
HugMe_DontLetGo (hugme_dontletgo)
line. Gosh Thunderroad backwards is the best ride ever! Kym, Jonathan, Chris, and I cracked jokes the whole time about how we liked......
we_allshineon
kait (we_allshineon)
am. that means i need to be up at like 6. 6 o'clock. am. no jokes. ouch. dennys can eat out my asshole.. sorry thats a bit crude.. they can..like ...
d_liriumtremens: A Treasure Trove of Dead Babies....
Delirium Tremens (d_liriumtremens)
jokes are highly offensive, but incredibly funny. So enjoy or get the fuck away from my...
matthewous
matthewous (matthewous)
I made myself a reputation for being violent, only because it fit in with some jokes but then it got old. i got tired of......
jesus_freak13: all i need is my wings
Jamy (jesus_freak13)
the company ofothers. You probably have many friends anddelight them with your stories and jokes. Youdo also have a rebellious side to you though,and you like to upset the authorities....
nippyfrog: Watch out! It's going in your face!
Rachel (nippyfrog)
om with Treesa. It was hot so we ate popsicles. We are reading the horrible jokes on our pop sticks and Jeffy exclaims "Lets eat all the popsicles so we ...
dubblebubblejo: MMM. JOHNNY DEPP.
Jo (dubblebubblejo)
and she got a haircut, which looks rather dashing, might I say. Many innuendous jokes were exchanged, such as "Snowflake" and "Why I don't want to be a Nun". Afte...
katranides: New EW Crew
katranides (katranides)
re a bit younger, sprier, and more willing to take on Harold and his dopey jokes. What a difference a couple of weeks make.......
_hardygrrl: Conversations Only I Have, yet again
Redheaded One (_hardygrrl)
eat are bananas. He: And mushrooms Me: I was getting there - stop stepping on my jokes! He: Well, in YOUR hell you have to watch Rob Van Dam blow *John Doe* while...
la_chatte: ...uh, yeah. Right.
Kitty (la_chatte)
me. So they're in the lobby/information place thing, eating our free candy and making not-very-funny jokes, when creepy man notices the kitty's engagement ring. Creep: I see you're married... no, engaged? Kitty:......
bowlofveggies
Pshhh Kayla. (bowlofveggies)
I'm going to get this over with now and let everyone get out their sexual jokes and comments all at once. Hi! I'm Kayla Johnson! I live on 2637 Crooked Stick ...
blondebabi222
..::°*°Caitie°*°::.. (blondebabi222)
people... making up songs lol and just being "us" hahah Megan mine and our inside jokes... which I shouldnt really say over Lj... but.. the Underwear picture LMAO and the ...
ccfprayerlog
ccfprayerlog (ccfprayerlog)
TAKE A JOKE? basically we all have diff sense of humor but then there are some jokes that you know God wouldnt consider funny like : * the "semi mean, halfhearted stab ...
wfidelity
wfidelity (wfidelity)
was suspicion since I didn't recall Rowling using words like "dude" and yo mama jokes. It was also only 250 pages. I went back searching for another version to ve...
whapish: Well, look what the cat dragged in...
whapish (whapish)
wasn't in Robert's group, but hey, that's life. Still had a great time. So many jokes. "We boarded one!" "Eyes like boiled eyes from...shit!" "DAMN YOU DON CARLOS!" *shakes fist* "Bryan, do your ...
noressa: I'm sure you'll see a lot of this today...
Noressa (noressa)
Star Trek series... Loved pretty much all of them, cheese and all. Scotty jokes will likely never die.... But still, hope his family and friends are well.......
tjcrowley: Beam me up, Scotty. Scotty? SCOTTY?
Thomas Jefferson Crowley (tjcrowley)
get drunk in honor of him tonight. There will probably be lots of "It's GREEN" jokes. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4701167.stm......
quizzedwatar: Suuuuurrrrveeeyysss
quizzedwatar (quizzedwatar)
SHOWER? No. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? He doesn't write his own jokes anymore... CAN YOU SWIM? Yes. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Mostly. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? With ...
awakenedxdreams
awakenedxdreams (awakenedxdreams)
was boogers. we love her. phil headclutched which is always amazing. me&amanda went for our traditional pee. justin made jokes...haha. we all made camera love. (x_lovealways for pictures) hahah it was honestly so......
unfabulous_xo: I'm back :-D
Screaming out loud (unfabulous_xo)
dding! Wow, they get REALLY annoying...even more annoying then me with my friends. Their korny jokes don't make it much better...but I still love em. Me and Steven (cousin) are professional ...
belladolce19: Thank God!!!!
belladolce19 (belladolce19)
to see your love haha (yes I'm corny...but that doesnt mean I'm soft lol jokes) (3) Being able to be there for people who need it and be a positive ...
likeahookerg: OMFG
Mig (likeahookerg)
t this one is the latest: chick: Well I'm all out of Paris Hilton jokes so I'm just gonna ask are you gonna call me sometime? - chicks ...
sugoll: Yet more films
sugoll (sugoll)
famous as a result of the first film - started falling flat with some limp jokes and some lazy writing: - the love interest from the first film phones in a ...
xzenia: Nothing really... Just my own personal frustrations.
Personal Hygiene (xzenia)
to a sense of humor & a little bit of fun? Like laughing at someones jokes not their misfortunes, sarcasm not bitterness, playing but not with emotions, a pie in ...
_andrew80_: Ah, man!
_andrew80_ (_andrew80_)
of a Star Trek fan back then. OH, I can hear all those "geek" jokes now. Whatever. Anywho, I liked the original shows and the next generation. ...
this_that: .quarante et un
Lauren (this_that)
games, Vice Squad, Gesyk and Kt's attempt to correctly sing Against Me! lyrics, LAVALIFE, pork jokes- and of course, laughing 'til my sides ached. ."guys, it's a sensitive subject" ."Gesyk, stop ...
unmade_carbon: Wandering Star
Kim (unmade_carbon)
jokes and alternate meanings to things are hysterical. To match one individuals reference of BACON, my equivalent...
jamayca: Ok, so I am a dork. You all have proof now. Not like you didn't know it before.
Jamay (jamayca)
obably 20% of the 2 hour meeting on business. The rest of it was storytelling, jokes, and a lot of giggling and laughing. One woman, Candace, had one of those ...
tak1ngm30v3r
tak1ngm30v3r (tak1ngm30v3r)
her she looks beautiful. Look into her eyes when you talk. Tell her stupid jokes. Protect her. Let her mess with your hair. Look at her like she's the ...
rosasdurmiendo: -*Friends*-
Baby Boomer #389907 (rosasdurmiendo)
Chad I mean, those dudes are okay. I like hanging out with them. They get my jokes and they make me laugh and their totally NOT normal. I'm totally going to ...
wolfbelly: High-larious
Wolfbelly (wolfbelly)
jokes. It's funny enough as it is.......
blctiger
Kasy (blctiger)
with street racing, skateboarding, music, travling, loafing around, crashing, grinding, skill, lack of skill, jokes, funny stuff, tickling, punching, pain, blood, tears, everything. A video for fun, and a...
desertsnowflake
Jessizzzle (desertsnowflake)
that you didn't understand the joke in the first place. It just completley ruins jokes. i am very tired and waiting for a certain someone to call me so i...
corrbaby
Corrie. Whatever. (corrbaby)
Liz and Chrystal tonight. We went to the Olive Garden, and we couldn't stop making jokes about our waiter not being cute enough. It was hilarious. We didn't say anything ...
xxdevlinxx
xxdevlinxx (xxdevlinxx)
may as well just move in. I have 8 screen names linked. Half of them jokes. It amuses me. LOOOOOOVEBROKERS. Im boreeeeed.......
santera: » my nipples are hard.
.·*señorita catalina (santera)
were sent home? *gazes at previous entry* womp. who eats at underwater restaurants? scuba diners. i love them jokes on my popsicle sticks :).......
dragon2384: War of the Crashers
dragon2384 (dragon2384)
nice seeing her and chatting. Kevin and I bolth enjoyed the film. It had some great jokes but not much better that what I have seen in Old School or Anchorman. I......
maryland20646: All Nighter FTW
maryland20646 (maryland20646)
played some World of Warcraft with my roomate Hunter. We had a blast making jokes and enjoying the new guild we joined. We did a instance run that i have...
kevinsmithfan: stuff
kevinsmithfan (kevinsmithfan)
my ass off with her all day yesterday. Another person even saw it and cracked jokes about it with us. Maybe it's because she just thinks I'm a natural flirt ...
merupunzel182: bored...
Blaine-a-saurus (merupunzel182)
CK!)--- S'Mores and Hot DogsBad apples... What two foods or beverages were part of inside jokes that aren't the greatest to think about now?--- Ci Ci's Pizza--- Birthday CakeName two ...
guesswholuvsu02: drivers education
guesswholuvsu02 (guesswholuvsu02)
exciting news. drivers ed is actually not that bad. the teacher, mr. s makes corny jokes and, sometimes we laugh, today our class had a funny conversation, it went as ...
chip6797
Chip (chip6797)
XM just to have any hope of surviving. 6. You actually get these jokes and pass them on. Get Your Own......
hot_piggy
hot_piggy (hot_piggy)
to fairview watched fantastic 4. was funny. dude where's your ears hagaga. lots of jokes. then attempted to eat chinease food but tooo spicy and it gave me a headache....
c1tyofangels
c1tyofangels (c1tyofangels)
going to miss summer school so damn much. danny's a funny boyyyy! soooo many jokes. no wonder we never got any work done. i wish there were more people like...
lovelylibra83: Happy 9 Month Anniversary Nate! MUAH
lovelylibra83 (lovelylibra83)
u can tell, it's officially been 9 months for me and nate......yay! And he jokes that it feels like 9 years.....very funny hun, very funny. I love you ...
theshapeofcool
Rabbit (theshapeofcool)
just make the most of everything that comes their way." (Stolen from Cait's msn profile) Jokes stolen from www.coolfunnyjokes.com A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out ...
xobabygirl3456x
xobabygirl3456x (xobabygirl3456x)
same. i mean everything is ackward fer a bit then were telling the same old jokes n filling eachother in on new......
_purple_sky_
sky (_purple_sky_)
taylor and chelsea R. aesha, ashley (woot lakeland) zack D. (i miss ur stupid jokes-lol-) and more ppl that i wasnt really good friends with but i talked to t...
emmyemmy: More on the flight stuff.
Mary Elizabeth, more commonly known as Emmy (emmyemmy)
jokes because I used the word heroine and didn't mean it as a drug reference), she...
redettebbv212: HaHa
redettebbv212 (redettebbv212)
ow someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what ...
joyofband: My day thus far....
joyofband (joyofband)
jokes Wet t-shirt Muddy Butt Painted legs War paint Dew chug Tummy Ache Taco Bell Taco Bell dog with weirded out eyes Work Money Money being thrown...
dont_report_me
dont_report_me (dont_report_me)
desire- i just wanna be liked i just wanna be funny. . . looks like the jokes on me so call me captain backfire." "would you want me......
caffeineguy: Voltroning In The Big Apple.
caffeineguy (caffeineguy)
five robot lions, so I guess Kirk () "forms the head" (Believe me, the homo jokes have been nonstop on......
ernfei_be_happy: Hang over!
ernfei_be_happy (ernfei_be_happy)
speaks quite gd English actually:) So was thankful for his "effort" to translate some of their jokes and to initiate some conversations:) Of cse, I wud often ve to explain......
rainault: I'm really tired
Daniel (rainault)
the least. He is very outgoing, very confident, and at times, very vulgar with his jokes. His influence on my personality is easily apparent. You could say that I took ...
darktouch: Humor Quiz
Sir William of Ranidae (darktouch)
for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of...
mrda: Harlequin, Amuse Thyself!
Einzige MRDA (mrda)
jokes myself. That's a lot like telling a writer they shouldn't take pleasure in the process...
moulinrouge_
moulinrouge_ (moulinrouge_)
wrestle with me and let me win. who i can talk to about anything. who laughs at my jokes. a boy who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. who lets me use his ...
chibi_slash
Toria BloodWolf (chibi_slash)
. Okay, so I really don't have much to say, but I have a couple of jokes for you! Got these from Simi, who apparently got them from a friend, who ...
ville_de_morte
miss stef (ville_de_morte)
jokes. i'm so sick of this fucking BULLSHIT. GROW THE FUCK UP. AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.......
raven_albion: the rest of the camp update
raven_albion (raven_albion)
of them, I think, but it worked out in the end. There were plenty of jokes about copies of Field & Stream, but not so many nights where we sat ...
avafada: Srelddif Tour: Part One!
Hottie McLa-na-le-ay (avafada)
had enough time, so we went to a coal mine exhibit and tour. Many bad jokes were told, and there was much exploring. It is very cool underground, though you ...
archaicmotion
Kyle (archaicmotion)
jokes/go/367......
patrickhajduch: Who's your favorite boy?
patrickhajduch (patrickhajduch)
"and keep me out of trouble. "I will also maintain my young, puppy-like demeanor." Like all jokes, this one was peppered with NUGGETS OF GOLDEN TRUTH. Not much else. I'm going to...
alias003: You might be a blue neck...
alias003 (alias003)
BLUE NECK! Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners s...
littlekiwi30: Happy! :)
Alyssa (littlekiwi30)
few pluses of band camp... that and returning to Mr. Sandavol and his corney little jokes, Perkins... ('nough said), and "Uncle George, Uncle George!" haha! Some of the freshman are ...
ender_wiggen: but I don't like Ham....oh well, at least I'm not a turkey
ender_wiggen (ender_wiggen)
for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of...
notblueatall: Have mercy!
notblueatall (notblueatall)
my best and I sucked! I was applauded for effort, and even made some great jokes......
insolenthalo
Patrick (insolenthalo)
been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They ...
lapislairis: Last Day of UB Summer
I M Psycho (lapislairis)
of fun at Upward Bound and I would love to give you the conversations and jokes that happened but frankly, I can't remember them clearly. They all kind of meld ...