jerry springer

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kaity911: try not to get worried try not to turn onto problems that effect us all...
Kaity (kaity911)
think it's because i'm caring less and less...so it all works out. OMG! did anyone see Jerry Springer today? lol...duh...lol. anyways....they had......
babs_: That is SO Frank.
Brittany (babs_)
relax and sleep all day if I wanted to. Which I did, after I watched Jerry Springer. Shelby came over and we swam and went to visit Bliss at Target. I've decided ...
violet182
Violet (violet182)
that... i dont know when though, i am a procrastinator. i am so pleased that jerry springer is on at 9 AND 12 every day. so i have to see adri today...
sunshinesweeti4: Skateing
sunshinesweeti4 (sunshinesweeti4)
so yea ... im really bored right now though ... so0o yea .. i was watching Jerry Springer...lol it was funnay! well i guess ill go talk to someone or something..... Love Always: Ashley** x0x0x0x00x......
barbiecheers008: LOL.. Ink Blot
barbiecheers008 (barbiecheers008)
tidy. Long-Term Prognosis: You can be cured, but only if you stop watching The Jerry Springer Show. Meditate deeply, become aware of who you are and your place in t...
bananaluvsapple: hey late night
Tania Marie Bertha Stanley Berman Gracin Baines (bananaluvsapple)
jerry springer.... and early we went to the store and now were about to beat the...
snow4angel19: Addendum
snow4angel19 (snow4angel19)
a new record for not doing anything but kitchen prep work. And, everyone was saying Jerry Springer was there on Saturday. Hey, if Cordillera's good enough for the likes ...
lydia_petze: Damn.
Typhoid Mary (lydia_petze)
some fabulous ideas for icons. I had a HP one, a Jackass one and a Jerry Springer one. Think I can remember any of them now? Owen Wilson related tidbit that ...
ceci_suce: entry from my xanga
rachael (ceci_suce)
jerry springer and im looking at these ppl's teeth and im like ew why would some1...
in_ur_dreamz89: Being Random..b/c i love it...
..::~♥Tara♥~::.. (in_ur_dreamz89)
guy...NOW..ahem..sorry) *I want a boyfriend to cuddle with, but I also don't want to be tied down *Jerry Springer was on Who's Line tonight *I bought......
content_relic: oh no not my idle!!!
content_relic (content_relic)
as a result of her funny commercials which ran mostly during daytime fare such as Jerry Springer......
its_dani_bitch: White Trash Kicks Ass
Dani (its_dani_bitch)
trash shows. Made more racist comments. Joked about the "my baby's daddy" stories. Joked about black people in general. Jerry Springer is true television. I applaud you, Jerry.......
moondagny: Complete fluff of an update...
moondagny (moondagny)
must have pressed "11" on the remote... all of a sudden the sounds of the Jerry Springer crowd were blaring out of the tube... lo and behold: "Gender Bending ...
chickenramen
Jenna (chickenramen)
it in English. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years I...
grecofabulous: Well Do Ya, PUNK ?
Stamatios Dimitrakopoulos (grecofabulous)
that I was drawn into day time tv which consisted of Judge Hatchett, Maury and Jerry Springer. From seeing these shows I've learned that everyone in the entire world is ...
gangstaninja16
Conquistadora (gangstaninja16)
middle of Barney and she was like this is a little surprising...your watching Barney then Jerry Springer.... I dont tell stories very good. but w/e. Anyways. 6 DAYS!!!......
brunettexbeaut
*Kayla Marie* (brunettexbeaut)
Such A Sweetie, I Miss Hangin Out With Him* It Was Interesting, Him And His Jerry Springer Lol* Then Had To Get Ready To Go To The Chiropractor* Then After......
cragged_atsuka: YO WELL.
cragged_atsuka (cragged_atsuka)
stuff. not having internet...phone....OR EVEN CABLE. im dyin here. dyiiiiiiiiin.nothin to do but watch jerry springer, cheaters, the news, and my brother. sucks sucks sucks. no plans for the summer...
greatergood
greatergood (greatergood)
form of self expression. Note: Has no eye-body coordination and it shows. 4. Jerry Springer and ice cream is a cure for everytype of malady including aids, flu, ...
hippie_bassist: Karma Blows!!!!
hippie_bassist (hippie_bassist)
the greatest so far and wont get better. First i woke up late so i missed Jerry Springer. That was bad. Then I talked too long on the internet to Kara ...
casemo: some people will be what they want you to see...
casemo (casemo)
Jerry Springer.He says he only watches it because nothing else is on.He watches it every day.And...
caylalikewoah: pretty lame day..
caylalikewoah (caylalikewoah)
jerry springer. haha i seriously don't think that that shows real at all, i mean don't...
egocentric_fart
Creepoid (egocentric_fart)
just like the term "fuckton" "I am your Dr. Phil. I am your Oprah.....I....I am your Jerry Springer." Well... I actually said this, but it was in Lauren's journal so HA! i ...
amboogiee40: wuz poppin' fo shizzle my nizzles and wizzles
Amber Michelle (amboogiee40)
from you..HAHAHAH..jk..anyhow..the funniest thing happened earlier...i saw a girl i went to the Planet with...on JERRY SPRINGER!..i was shocked like no other!..GO HEAD DREAMA!!!...lol..IT WAS FUNNY....gotta call you or something!..hahaha...i'm ...
pushpins: Triple t
pushpins (pushpins)
fes a tit parade" Steve said. "thats the stupidest thing I'v heard since I stoped watching Jerry springer" I replied. "I mean its a parade of pleasures with names attatched to things ...
jezebellinhell: she shit in my bathtub.
Solana (jezebellinhell)
up 11. I feel: happy 12. I hear: his voice 13. I smell: cream cheese 14. I crave: jerry springer 15. I search: for my book 16. I wonder: when i'm going to get some $ ...
sievetronix: bikers court
sievetronix (sievetronix)
at the NATPE convention last week. It was a worked cross between Judge Judy and Jerry Springer, with bikers as the jurors, a silicon implanted baliff and Duggan carrying his ...
jennysaddiction
jennysaddiction (jennysaddiction)
Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And...
rainbow_away: Simply Complicated
rainbow_away (rainbow_away)
about yourself That you hadn't ought to know When your grandma calls and books you on the Jerry Springer Show And you find out you and your wife of 10 years Just might be related Bro...
stace_s: Yaaaaay!
Stacey Scott (stace_s)
combined pathetic-ness of both parties is just so damn amusing! XD It's like watching Jerry Springer and actually knowing who the guests are. I can never feel too bad about...
irishdiva65: School Stuff
irishdiva65 (irishdiva65)
Jerry Springer guest wannabe-almost got her way. I really want to do what's best for my...
etbitmydog: TV
etbitmydog (etbitmydog)
the kind of crap they put on TV. This week they've had strip poker, Jerry Springer Something naked, and Blind Date Jamaca which was an all out nudity fest. ...
kndombeeee89: Never a Dull Moment
Kimmy Grrrr (kndombeeee89)
trying to make waffles and just talking and stuff. We watched some Maury and Jerry Springer it was a grand time. So then we decided to head over to the...
lizzieya_nsync
Elizabeth (lizzieya_nsync)
*drool* What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Well...first we'd have to call Jerry Springer. Then we'd have to figure out how the hell that was possible. ...
likeghostinsnow: i send my love to you
like ghosts in the snow (likeghostinsnow)
jerry springer and this show where they gave people hair or something. and then another...
steele_the_wolf: The fundamental reason why people oppose us.
steele_the_wolf (steele_the_wolf)
Jerry Springer" thread. I was going to reply to it there but it grew into...
locaitaliana
locaitaliana (locaitaliana)
re DIRTY. The food sucked and our waitress looked like the poster girl for Jerry Springer!!! On saturday, Ed and I went to the Oman area to go see WWE. ...
crankpot: Sunday update
crankpot (crankpot)
day. Plus it’s that time so I’m just blah. Which doesn’t mean that watching Jerry Springer was a good idea. I was knitting so I turned the tv on and...
stillwhitetrash: neat, neat, neat
Jessie (stillwhitetrash)
turned out to be in vain. I was able to squeeze a few minutes of Jerry Springer into my day. That's enough to make me look forward to tomorrow. Rehearsal ...
lifegirl7 (in i_remembers)
lifegirl7 (lifegirl7)
tmas eve i remember finding out at his funeral that he was santa claus i remember watching jerry springer when there was actually something to watch and things were new i remember the ...
yztub: me against the metros
yztub (yztub)
with some people in the smocket. It was shocking. It was like being in Jerry Springer: Me against the whole world of metro sexuality. Since when was it normal ...
urxomylobster: let's see.
UNLESS yOU don't want TOO? (urxomylobster)
bed though... ahhh. lol. then i called my sister & talked to her while watching jerry springer. it was funny,......
alicat00
alicat00 (alicat00)
w/ raspberry..it was rly good..yum..then we went to my house and hung out watch some jerry springer..it was too good yesterday! very emotional! haha..My mom was even gettin into for ...
trani_on_a_ten
trani_on_a_ten (trani_on_a_ten)
jerry springer with the janitors in the commons at my dorm, theyre hilarious.......
kristingish: the graveyard or the highway side
KRISTIN (kristingish)
picked us up and drove us home i was soaked my mom spent 30 minutes repeat dialing the jerry springer show and got us......
paranoid124: Moving on
paranoid124 (paranoid124)
having worryingly grown attached to black coffee (its SO nice in Tasmania!) and the Jerry Springer Show, I feel its probably time to move on! So I'm off to Hobart...
cunluzerne: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
cunluzerne (cunluzerne)
JERRY SpRINGER TICKETS!!! they called me yesterday... im going october 10th to be in the audience....
dumpur_lover
dumpur_lover (dumpur_lover)
feel at ease.and my parents thank god for them.HAha me and my dad were watching jerry springer.IT was INTENSE!they starting putting stuff to knock me out.and then i was out ...
jade_elf: So you wanna play the blog game?
Bestrafe mich (jade_elf)
month and supporting myself in high style . . . and she's going on the Jerry Springer show. Everyone goes their seperate ways. Oh, your just so classy. I wish ...
sabsmusings: Like......WTF?
sabsmusings (sabsmusings)
Jerry Springer Show. Kinda spooked out about what's going on. There's NEVER a dull moment at...
ktcmst
ktcmst (ktcmst)
e ? no. im afraid i cant . im sorry. talia: well thanks for tryng anyway. tay: *sigh* (Jerry Springer walkes in) jerry: its so sad how such horrible things happen to the ones ...
beccapankop: The Fab Five
beccapankop (beccapankop)
we had a good time. We could turn one night of nothing into a full-fledge Jerry Springer show staring......
agentdanger: I am the video word made flesh!
Skankenstein (agentdanger)
a lot of time drinking ginger ale and watching rednecks scream at each other on "Jerry Springer," which ruled while on morphine + percocet + a million other things they ...
joelle_aka_jojo: Oedipus The King
joelle_aka_jojo (joelle_aka_jojo)
far. When I read it, I feel like I'm watching a soap opera. No, maybe Jerry Springer. In fact, it is the perfect type of situation for Jerry Springer. Oedipus ...
quodscripsi: Ok So I lied
quodscripsi (quodscripsi)
writing here again but unfortunately it was really cathartic. Its kinda like going on Jerry Springer and sharing your dirty laundry with the world. I've been drinking way too much ...
finneadan: Scary late-night television
finneadan (finneadan)
Jerry Springer, Elimidate and COPS, now there's "Eye For An Eye." Perhaps this show has been...
yourbomber: Nectar
yourbomber (yourbomber)
and giggled our panties off. Oooooh fun. Holy shit my dad is watching Jerry Springer... Oh shit! Soul Calibur 3. Wow...this game......
anywonder: these girls are really sleazy, all they just say is "please me"
(anywonder)
Jerry Springer-esque background commentary for the cutscenes in StarCraft. Example: Duke: I'm placing you all...
inajzpantz: ::frustrated::
Ashley (inajzpantz)
have competition. This is no competition like any other. Its one of those..Oh hellllll no Jerry Springer drama competition. So, my cousin, yes my FUCKEN cousin is my competition. First ...
swedish_chef_
swedish_chef_ (swedish_chef_)
pps on the table. She pulled out a bottle of whiskey for her own use. Jerry Springer was playing on the TV but there was also a pile of good ...
hafgrimm: Deal Breakers
hafgrimm (hafgrimm)
Jerry springer or like show doesnt bathe regularly doesnt use deoderant regularly Is co-dependent Takes her pets wayyyyyy too seriously house is an absolute catastrophy (on a consistant basis)......
alyckzandria: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
alyckzandria (alyckzandria)
Where do they come up with this sh*t and is it too late to call Jerry springer? On a happier note, I saw Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night, and it ROCKED!......
ange_vole
Seraphim (ange_vole)
as something real, but what, specifically, you can't tell. a_priori dressed as the love child of Jerry Springer and Milla Jovovich. aaluha dressed as a frost. akuma13 didn't even show up and doesn't ...
humfreyaardvark: I'M PREGNANT BY A TRANSSEXUAL
Gartho (humfreyaardvark)
jerry springer, which is apparently a very popular show amongst the cleaning staff around here. struck...
catinmyhat
Lynne (catinmyhat)
in, absorbs in through my abyss, I spit to the air, because you......are.....not.....there. It's Jerry Springer of you to ivalidly love the lover of a brother.......
rayray3290: yeah
rayray3290 (rayray3290)
over kellys last nite and we stayed up till like probly 5 or 6 watchin jerry springer!!!...lol kellyand then like at 7 she was sleepin and i was jus watchin ...
jaidiss: Top Ten ways to Die
jaidiss (jaidiss)
know you are allergic to. 2. Beaten to death with chair by a hillbilly on "Jerry Springer." 1. being buried alive......
cutepinkbutton
Chello (cutepinkbutton)
get sick of it but whatever, im just trying to help him. well im watchin jerry springer and its pretty damn good!......
gavdiggity: Worlds are colliding! WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!
gavdiggity (gavdiggity)
set grabbed onto a term like "badonkadonk" is beyond me. I'm sure the popularity of Jerry Springer figures into it somehow. It's good to know that white AMerica is co-opting ...
spaniotita
spaniotita (spaniotita)
you really that surprised that someone who wanted to go see a taping of the jerry springer show would do such a thing? maybe jerry will invite her on the ...
raina: Mom Left Kids Alone to Attend Springer Show
Raina (raina)
home alone for several hours while she and her boyfriend attended a videotaping of "The Jerry Springer Show." Shannon Cook, 25, pleaded guilty earlier this week to misdemeanor child endangerment. She ...
swaz: Reason 48 not to get cable
The Future (swaz)
.....
girlfromsouth: [loud is the new good]
Lacy (girlfromsouth)
Jerry Springer Girl. Um. Seriously. WTF? W.T.F.? My eyes, people, my eyes. Kelly Pickler - sort of...
katiemccabe: Jerry Springer
katiemccabe (katiemccabe)
Jerry Springer. The program has been imported over here for the last 8-10 years. ...
sweetsaccharine
sweetsaccharine (sweetsaccharine)
can sleep, but my roommates won't let me. I ask them constantly to turn off Jerry Springer and yell quietly if they must chat with their boyfriends on the phone. ...
somberdream
somberdream (somberdream)
people pretend to not know what is going on when they go on Maury and Jerry Springer to have someone reveal a secret to them? I better never get asked ...
ambersinamood: Dr. Phil
Ambersinamood (ambersinamood)
to be on his show. It's pretty entertaining by talk show format. We're not quite Jerry Springer yet. Although the thought has occured to me to beat the living shit ...
dashikiqueen: You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people and get FUUUCCKED UP
hartley (dashikiqueen)
already polluted enough with terrible reality shows and pointless sitcoms such as Laguna Beach, Jerry Springer, and some joke called 'Stacked' starring Pamela Anderson as a coffee shop employee ...
aungsan: Day XX Of No Work
aungsan (aungsan)
was too lazy to even watch tv... not that day time tv is boring, with jerry springer, dr. phil, days of our life, and so on... anyhow, here i am ...
boombox_k: Abstract
boombox_k (boombox_k)
someone.I didn't go to school today. Slept until around 11 and then watched some Jerry Springer. When i was finished being a bum my mom and I went to the...
b125: weekend
marina (b125)
are next week. I am also exhasted from work and there is a lot of "Jerry Springer" type drama going on right now and being around that is also frustrating ...
doctor_sasuke
Dr. Sasuke (doctor_sasuke)
WOW, staying home and watching daytime television for a while killed my brain. especially jerry springer. ew, there are nasty people out there. DX the world needs some major cleaning...
jatsutika_marko: My Favorite things
jatsutika_marko (jatsutika_marko)
Beach Food: Pasta Fish fillet Chicken Italian Japanese Shows: American Idol,So you think you can dance,Rockstar,Dancing w/the stars,LOST,Desperate housewives,That's So Raven,Myth Busters,ANTop Model,ElimiDate,5th wheel,Jerry Springer,For love or money,The Apprentice,Survivor,ET,WWE, Sites: Livejourn Friendster Rickey.org Idolonfox Yahoo Google Steve's Digicams Apple Mobile-Raview GSMArena Neopets Radiata-Stories Hobby: Singing,Flirting,Internet,Digital lifestyle,TV Celebs: Brad Pitt,Johnny Depp,Robert DowneyJr.,MAtthew Fox,Uma Thurman,Nicole Kidman,Halle ...
masashake
safe fentrazim (masashake)
a spaniard going YOOOOOOOOOEEELLLLL!!!) flabber from BBBorgs the cowboys of moomasa bad things: e-harmony and the e-harmony guy dr. phill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jerry springer sexual exploitation red necks country music i didnt chose the game......
waywardgrace: OMG
Raechel (waywardgrace)
I swear to you the only channel working is WB22 which means what is on TV? JERRY SPRINGER *whimpers* I hate bad tv.......
cheesyfeetlick: dorm sweet dorm
cheesyfeetlick (cheesyfeetlick)
used to kinda make you feel good about yourself when you watched ricki lake or jerry springer? cuz those people are crazier, fatter, uglier than you could ever be? and ...
joshlt: TV Land
joshlt (joshlt)
except that i finished math homework and dad went out on his date tonight.. on Jerry Springer this guy's girlfriend was cheating on him with his midget dwarfish brother with ...
young666
Jill Young (young666)
ever have plastic surgery? If I was horribly difigured or fat enough to go on Jerry Springer. In other cases, no. 11) What do you wear to bed? Shorts and a ...
bbwmorgan: Dear Jerry
Morgan Ellis (bbwmorgan)
Jerry Springer show: Wow, it was really nice of you to have a PA call and tell...
endandbeginning: The dogs
endandbeginning (endandbeginning)
for lunch as always, let the dogs in the backyard...cooked some eggs, watched some Jerry Springer, did some dishes. About 45 minutes later I went to let the dogs back...
sammyshortcake: tv1 project
sammy (sammyshortcake)
wrote about today w/out mentioning my tv1 project, ill mention it now it was a jerry springer show n the script was funny, or atleast i thought so ( i mean...
obsoletechild
Jen (obsoletechild)
recidivism, budget deficit DUANE MARSTELLER Herald Staff Writer MANATEE - Its creation attracted national media attention, prompted Jerry Springer to tape an episode of his TV talk show there and garnered Manatee County...
sakurahime
Sakurahime (sakurahime)
my blood typing information cause the kids have a lot of questions..you know from watching jerry springer and the paternity tests...oh......
wickedenvy
wickedenvy (wickedenvy)
jerry springer show which means its crazy, unbelievable, with tons of ups n downs. But I signed on...
vampyressorgy
Guilty By Design.. (vampyressorgy)
Jerry Springer, & the headline is "Katrina, God, & a Rapper" And that made me laugh, a lot.......
demasintuition
demasintuition (demasintuition)
on this monday afternoon, pulled me right from the couch as i was watching this jerry Springer ep. where this fat-ass white trash dude was fighting with his white trash ...
wannabecitygurl
wannabecitygurl (wannabecitygurl)
what good does that do me, when i feel like i'm in an all day Jerry Springer Marathon. This can't be good for my sanity. I don't understand why ...
bandaged__iris: once we were heroes, everything has changed since then...
noisypinkbubble (bandaged__iris)
now I feel like shit Which is fucking rubbish, because I had the bestest night watching Jerry Springer the Opera, truly it was fantastic and I would......
honkytonk89: "cute is what we aim for, motherfucking aim for"
Sarah (honkytonk89)
the day to Canada...so....I snuck Dave over.Bad, I know. Whatev.We played video games. Watched Jerry Springer.And, uhm...had fun on my bed and stuff. Hahaha.We ordered food then around 7 went...
tookiepen: but writing a page full of 'SKANDAR IS SO HOT AND YUMMY I WANT HIM' is going to make me laugh at you
tookiepen (tookiepen)
all the shops are closed.I'll end up makeing her a card and shaving in a 20. Jerry springer just ended. I freaking love that show. More later must go to grandma's. Trust ...
lamath: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lamath (lamath)
't even have the popular appeal to win based on phone calls from the audience. 2. Jerry Springer - yeah, clumsy dancer in general - but he definitely got the loudest ...
wht_wld_u_say: Friend her...Now...Do it
wht_wld_u_say (wht_wld_u_say)
jerry springer life, you need to go friend . That's my sister and she is...
knauj
knauj (knauj)
teacher at school makes me laugh for some reason. Maybe because his TV was on Jerry Springer when we came in... Dunno. What.. The fudge...I just put one of those new ...
that_subwaysoul
A soul singer (that_subwaysoul)
Bridget Jones. So, I've had a well needed waste of a day, vegging out with Jerry Springer and his crazy incest-ual, bi-sexual, tran-sexual,  any word that ends in exual friends while letting ...
simianone: Disappointment
simianone (simianone)
Jerry Springer for a little bit today, and they had on a fat, redneck mother accusing...
justamemoryaway
justamemoryaway (justamemoryaway)
going back to the start. i always knew my family was disfunctional. but this is some jerry springer shit. its always somebody doing something that takes something or sombody for granted. ...
forumsoup: Welcome to Forum Soup!
forumsoup (forumsoup)
the show scanned all the Talk Shows that were popular back then — Rikki Lake, Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse Raphael, all the greats — and brought together the hightlights. The ...