grasshopper

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theendoftime
kendra !! (theendoftime)
at kaylas on friday,and my dad sucks,and i love my life. AAND my grandmothers dog ate a grasshopper. and the fairs coming soon which im happy about only a month or so away? ;)I ...
penguinjoeley
penguinjoeley (penguinjoeley)
grasshopper in my room. This puzzles me slightly, as my room is three storeys up. I knew they...
falling_human: blabbity-blah-blah, some random musings and rantings...
the ghost in you (falling_human)
grasshopper I have ever seen in my life. I swear, Phoenix is having a grasshopper plague...
mr_e_cpl: Family Outtings
Dale Edwards (mr_e_cpl)
what you upto in life?", "i remember when you were only knee high to a grasshopper" and "my gosh dont you look like your dad now your grown up" and ...
unbukld_pinkie
unbukld_pinkie (unbukld_pinkie)
understand what she was saying... way to go Jess - my aura from knee-high to a grasshopper and co-ed netball matches in sports bras..... i dug a hole... yep, and filled it ...
daff_o_dil
Daffodil (daff_o_dil)
3 of my favorite people...kristen, christa and tom. then we met karen at the grasshopper in morristown. i dont really like that place too much anymore. it ...
waylander: Just think about it....
Jamie (waylander)
grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched...
alpyneheidi: it's not romalea microptera ...
alpyneheidi (alpyneheidi)
I noticed something moving on my neighbor's sidewalk. It was, I think a really huge grasshopper or praying mantis that had decided to go rastafarian ... or almost. It had ...
xblakduksquakx
xblakduksquakx (xblakduksquakx)
hurts when i walk. so yup. logan and lucas told me about brandon eating a grasshopper while they were working. it would have been rad to see. yup. im really ...
patcheye (in ljmaine): Really, really random...
Nikkiah (patcheye)
used to take lessons at Nag-a-bon Acres in Stetson when I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and Lisa used to ride her friend's horses when she was in middle school. Any ...
sweetie348: I Have A Magic Computer....
sweetie348 (sweetie348)
getting ready for work and all was well..it's totally weird but so is a magic grasshopper so yeah. *Don't really know why I'm awake right now. We didn't get in ...
im_passing4sane: the howe family
im_passing4sane (im_passing4sane)
my life and Jim (3rd cousin, he's my age) and Mary and I shared a grasshopper. Our parents were freaking loopy. My dad wanted to take them to the ...
eloose: its hot
eloose (eloose)
not fun to paint tho :P ) then went to starbucks, picked up a grasshopper friend on the way, that had a seizure and now is in therapy..which is ...
deathxbyxpace: Good
that girl (deathxbyxpace)
a word exists. My hair feels like the way it sounds when you step on a grasshopper. I hate hairspray. Hyannis Sound is superb. So are aged brie and piccadilly squares. I am ...
auroleus: INTERLUDE THE FIRST
auroleus (auroleus)
a good idea if I went to bed now, huh?" RATIONAL INNER VOICE aka R.I.V.: "Yes, grasshopper." RO: "Shut up, you." 3:19 a.m. RO: "Probably woulda been smarter if I'd specified something about actually ...
annelson: Riot down by the river??
annelson (annelson)
river's 10th year anniversary) that involves: *311 (headlining - they're from omaha) *Papa Roach *Unwritten Law *Breaking Benjamin *Danko Jones *Grasshopper Takeover *Emphatic (Local band) Should be a real swell time!! I am excited!! Also....... This time next week.... I...
spinpost: Inspiration Along The Connecticut With Miss Dickinson
Spinpost (spinpost)
August afternoon. I remained on an embankment, watching water traffic, the offices of Bumble-Bee and Grasshopper, the rolling mountainsides of the "Seven Sisters" profiling an impediment to the eye's further ...
kitlitkit
Can You Feel The Butterflies? (kitlitkit)
grasshopper at 7:30 on wednesday night to celebrate hilary, osser, and my birthday. so be there or be square. also someone talk to osser and luci about it.........
smurfettte
reptar jones (smurfettte)
grasshopper jumped into my bed this morning, when i woke up it was on my arm. i nearly c...
lost78
lost78 (lost78)
grasshopper on my windshield i didn't want to turn my wipers on that would have been...
seether_bunnie: fill this fucker out /m/
Soulsucker (seether_bunnie)
last 2 digits of your phone number? 885. What was the last thing you ate? Grasshopper icecream cone6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? probably like ...
katgrrl
Sister Sin (katgrrl)
to sit on the patio with us and soak up some sun/shade. today she caught a grasshopper for the first time. i watched her play in some longer grass at the fenceline ...
unclebingo
Unclebingo (unclebingo)
been integrating the house payment and student loan payments too but we're getting there. This grasshopper just doesn't have have patience. Things are going well at work. I'm getting into our ...
normalnorm33: hmmm
normalnorm33 (normalnorm33)
at britts and she was on the phone with her dad and i see a grasshopper on the window and i was like britt get that for bio. and so ...
johanboeger
johanboeger (johanboeger)
grasshopper kept me up last night...woke me up around 2 and didn't go away untill 2:30...can...
markbark: Invasion of the Body Snatchers anyone?
markbark (markbark)
is just plain WEIRD The New Scientist has an article regarding the behavior modification done to grasshoppers by a parasitic worm. Quoth the article: Parasites brainwash grasshoppers into death dive A ...
mythandreality: Monday Evening -- rant follows
mythandreality (mythandreality)
am letting off steam in a big way here. Very disappointed steam. Why, you ask? Ahhhh, grasshopper (okay sorry, wrong insect)… Ahhhhh, butterfly, glad you asked. I found out tonight why SJ and ...
mygreatestjoy:
mygreatestjoy (mygreatestjoy)
Yuck! Matt says it is just a reaction and they are actually dead, but the grasshopper keeps looking like it is going to jump off the board. Tomorrow morning I have ...
r_ch_tt_ck
¬ rachness (r_ch_tt_ck)
Grasshopper... Well I just can't seem to stop getting pierced: Three piercings in a week, I tell...
zdevex: The Grasshoppers are invading
zdevex (zdevex)
grasshopper flew out of the vents in my dad's car. weird. I actually got...
jaleigh_johnson: Rules of Gardening
jaleigh_johnson (jaleigh_johnson)
an Illinois farm field--is incredible and practically murder-proof. I've had Japanese beetles, odd leaf-shaped grasshopper-thingies (insect expert, right here), gnat hordes,......
kitalita: 20 ways to Break the Ice
Chrissy (kitalita)
fears: "What if we don't have anything to talk about?" To help ease any awkward, grasshopper-chirping silences, try one of these conversation-starters, courtesy of an array of experts--including dating coaches, ...
buddynik: You're jammin' me
buddynik (buddynik)
stumbling over it and it's pissing me off. I guess it's a 'patience young grasshopper' kinda thing. I've been learning some Tom......
tikimother: Fall is in the sir and in the leaves turning now......
Tikimother (tikimother)
Grasshopper" at computer voiced answering machines for the phone company and not ONE living person to...
corruptsuperspy
Kathryn with a K (corruptsuperspy)
his pocket hung a pair of those hideous sunglasses that make one look like a grasshopper. In his hand was a rather large brown leather satchel/briefcase. His shoes were also ...
shizunde: kids play
shizunde (shizunde)
was full of hyperactive kids. *shudders* . . . yes, more fur... ^__^ . and more . the attraction is called "the grasshopper", and consecuently, they always have a CRICKET on top of it. . night fell among clouds of soap...
jointandseveral
jointandseveral (jointandseveral)
a whore in church" and he knew a judge since "he was yea high as a grasshopper" and when he wife testified "it was like she had a button on her butt ...
bodyguardist
bodyguardist (bodyguardist)
grasshopper things, real gross. i love raid. the end.......
tipmurphy
tipmurphy (tipmurphy)
Grasshopper Night, Thank you for being over. Sincerely, Murphy Temple ......
becomethesea: The Ant and the Grasshopper
Lauren (becomethesea)
heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come w...
xfunkyxchickenx
xfunkyxchickenx (xfunkyxchickenx)
it. I'm just a little help, u need to do the majority on your own. Yes young grasshopper, now let me finish my work, and u keep on truckin! Lol.....Thanks...I expecially love the ...
juiced_pig: DRUNK AS FUCK drunk as fuck...... drunk as fuck
juiced_pig (juiced_pig)
ything I want. I......
zenshosukida: feeling hot
zenshosukida (zenshosukida)
grasshopper and presented it to me at the computer. AAAAAAA! it wasn't dead, only injured, so i managed...
flutes14: Worst Day Ever!!!
Michelle (flutes14)
be in the play. We are down from like 5 to 3 butterflies, from 4 grasshoppers to 2. WTF!! I am the kid grasshopper and Matt is the dad, we ...
crazy_cloud
crazy_cloud (crazy_cloud)
grasshopper is not around because its winter......
iciclesmile: Alcohol, My Permanent Acessory
blackmage in your head (iciclesmile)
it's not. But I suppose having two enpty wine glasses and a bottle of grasshopper in front of you at the same time at a department Christmas party makes ...
kittylovesgirls (in highjournal): Hello Kitty teaches Tiny Grasshopper a valuable curriculum
Mellow Kitty (kittylovesgirls)
GrassHopper to the center of the lesson: 1. SkinRizla is laid and Prepared. 2. Resin is crumbled and...
rayflake: Monkey business and giant wetas
Rayflake (rayflake)
"Weta Digital" being the CGI house used for the film, named after New Zealand's grasshopper-like insect of the same name: http://www.wetafx.co.nz/digital/ Peter Jackson makes heavy use of his trademark......
onthnis: Happy New Year-Wet Chargers Games Style
onthnis (onthnis)
iends son came to the game with us..He'll be 21 in 20 days...and my little Grasshopper was busted on the way out of the game for minor in possession. ...
turtlebem: I'll have the answer on your desk by 9am
Lyndall (turtlebem)
gave me a "good" and a happy face for fully dissecting the parts of a grasshopper.......
microgrooveman: I Love LJ
microgrooveman (microgrooveman)
days. Dont say things in haste. I learned that when I was a grasshopper. Unfortunatly I got eaten by this big, ass bird. So tomorrow is a new ...
beloved_zara: 100s of BUGS
Zara (beloved_zara)
a shot of all these bugs. For the last few weeks we've been having a grasshopper plague but they are gone tonight and have been replaced by these 1cm long ...
goblinphil: Awesome...
Phil the Goblin (goblinphil)
male animals (even male insects) of all sorts. Research with animals and insects from the grasshopper to the cheetah, are showing that soy affects males by making them less confident, ...
malonsman: Ninja Cat Kills Cowboy Cat Which Kills Bear Cat Which Kills Ninja Cat
Bad Luck For 1 Year Long Relationships (malonsman)
journals is stupid. Buy, fucking duh You scored as Ninja Cat. Be at ease, grasshopper. Put away the horribly dubbed movies and katanas for a while. While physical fitness ...
tweedledeedumm: ang panday....tenteneneneeeennnnnn!!!!!
damned_curses (tweedledeedumm)
a bird? a plane? a... Johnson, it's the new "PANDAY" junk food! now available with a free plastic toy grasshopper inside! ======see posters and print ads for more details====== hahaha! my sister saw this lil fucker ...
zobabe
zobabe (zobabe)
it is broken, trust can never be truly restored. What the heck?? you ask. Ahh, grasshopper. Patience and rice paper. Patience and rice paper. Hope. Another fragile fellow, but not as prone ...
courtski530
courtski530 (courtski530)
snow she cant walk in it she hops. she looks like a bunny or a grasshopper it is hilarious!!!! we better not have school tomorrow since my neighborhood hasnt been ...
seafoodpie: A day in the life
seafoodpie (seafoodpie)
No, we don't carry The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism. No, we don't carry The Grasshopper Lies Heavy. No, we don't carry Poems and Rhymes Around the World. No, we don't carry ...
nachomanlance: I think I'm a clone now...
Lance, the "Geek-of-all-trades" (nachomanlance)
curate I've ever taken. If you wanna debate with yourself about... yourself... give it a try. Grasshopper Signing Out......
chaoswyrm: When it's 7am and I'm awake....
chaoswyrm (chaoswyrm)
grasshopper, and chop wood and carry water. When you think you have solved it, carry wood and chop water.......
ether2035: Do u hear the grasshopper?
flood (ether2035)
hear the birds. Master: Do u hear ur own heartbeat? Student: No. Master: Do u hear the grasshopper which is at ur feet? The student opens his eyes and looks at his feet and...
brownbrown
brownbrown (brownbrown)
grasshopper. hoai came out of the kitchen to say hello and then five minutes later we...
kristinb_22: Socks? Softball? What the heck?
kristinb_22 (kristinb_22)
grasshopper." She is actually pretty good. We've been working on catching in my room over the...
agaysexicon: When it Rains... & Pours... I Cock Punch Back
Victorfabius (agaysexicon)
The good? Hanging out with Jimi and Amii and having the single best grasshopper of my life. That was very much the highlight of the weekend. What about ...
gunshotxhearts: hii
gunshotxhearts (gunshotxhearts)
her tomorrow. school was pretty alright. i have to film my commtech project today with grasshopper. so i have to carry this HUGE tri-pod around with me which weighs 382873874 ...
14thdomino: Danny Messer/Don Flack - First Kiss
krylon_blue's fanfiction (14thdomino)
his head. "Would you just move already? We're playing hoops, not having a staring contest." "Patience, grasshopper." Smirking, Flack waited until the exact moment Danny's concentration broke and surged forward, dribbling ...
panic_atd_44
Tasha (panic_atd_44)
posts but I got commented from that stupid ant. Anywhoo i think it was a grasshopper actualy but who cares. I saw Nik today =D. It was the days biggest high ...
letstigol: pics
kristle (letstigol)
grasshopper we found in nicks room......
turnthetape: i want these in my ears
kay. (turnthetape)
grasshopper......
panda_gurl: john outing
panda_gurl (panda_gurl)
the park and we tried to hit a squirrel with rocks and we buried a grasshopper alive (God will smite us soon). THEN! (this is where all the fun begins) we were ...
da1sy: waitin' at work
*daisy (da1sy)
at a bar called the Arsenal. Very fun; much more fun after I had a grasshopper martini in me. Met some new cool people, felt very social, t'was good. Saturday ...
gingerwerewolf: So true it hurts
gingerwerewolf (gingerwerewolf)
er long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come ...
machello: Not too bad...
Ma'chello (machello)
bleed us dry. *Satisfied sigh* Yup, life is good right now.The company dinner was great. Grasshopper, to my disappointment, didn't show, but he was there. Turns out he's very active ...
pensacolatic: this one's for the confessional
v (pensacolatic)
tip of my nose... looks like the tip of a penis. last night there was a grasshopper in my room, damn near made me go crazy. i told the grasshopper i ...
sanityisoverrat: hey
Jackie (sanityisoverrat)
slot machines...eugene bought me my fist drink outside the family party..i want to get grasshopper but they didn't have it...so i got a cosmo insted...i was great..had lots of ...
jessofthebugs: a hopper and a mantid
jessofthebugs (jessofthebugs)
ttle guy that allowed me to get close enough to see that he's a spur-throated grasshopper. And the next picture is not as good because he was wiley. I do ...
puntoreverso: Day One, Amsterdam
puntoreverso (puntoreverso)
the street that leads to Westkerk. St. Chris is also just around the corner from the Grasshopper, a coffee bar that carded me when I was......
shitinabox: oh godammit
devika (shitinabox)
grasshopper in my room with raid. the last time i saw a grasshopper was when...
angelkbean: focus grasshopper
Kerri (angelkbean)
Grasshopper doesn't look green anymore ... and grasshopper forgets how to hop forward. Oh, she tries...
kissmynose
kissmynose (kissmynose)
really want it to succeed... maybe marry the guy? So, i had broken up with 'grasshopper' a week ago on sunday night. i had pretty much said that i wasn't ...