gnomes
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envi123O.R. (envi123)gnomes in love. I kid you not.......
jon_oh: An Involuntary Vacation Dayjon_oh (jon_oh) lives in a ginormous (Livejournal's Suggested Spellings: enormous, genomes, generous, venomous, genome's, norms, Gino's,
gnomes, norm's, Giacomo's, grooms, Norma's, Normy's, gnome's, gizmo's, groom's) house just beyond the north side of...
kangaroocat: i love campkangaroocat (kangaroocat)a week at massawepie scout camp having an awesome time, here are some quotes: "the lava
gnomes will steal the magical lephrauchaun blocks" "nothing happened in germany between 1939 and 1945"(said in ...
cavalorn: One thing that never fails to cheer me upCavalorn (cavalorn)to tell you a story About a little man If I can. A gnome named Grimble Grumble. And little
gnomes stay in their homes. Later Pink Floyd: Thought I ought to bare my naked feelings Thought I ...
meltingthepoles: recapKim (meltingthepoles) to spend sunday with one brother tom's friends suck... puked all over the house the underwear
gnomes stole my bathing suit top and tiffany's bra. either that, or they grew legs,...
gnomesneedhomesgnomesneedhomes (gnomesneedhomes)Spears - Me Against the Music on constant loop in head. Oh. just think of
gnomes just think of
gnomes just think of
gnomes just think of
gnomes just think ...
aphael: Guilty Gear PoisonMina-chan (aphael)Sonya and one of her friends. Mine and her chars were fecking awesome looking
gnomes. We had Dejiko's hairstyle (mine was blue, she was green) and headbands in ...
insolenthaloPatrick (insolenthalo) benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
i_am_a_pirate: garden gnomes=DEATHCherry Blossom Girl (i_am_a_pirate)awesome in it I am pissed because my dad bought one of those damn creepy garden
gnomes.I hate those things.I'm afraid that it's gonna come alive and kill me in my ...
gnometestinggnometesting (gnometesting)gnomes so much. Try it out again, we love
gnomes so much. Try it out again,...
movingbeauty: can anyone translate this for me??Ang (movingbeauty) benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
kiana_the_fool: ♥ Forever and beyondkiana_the_fool (kiana_the_fool)to be like different tiers of existing, angels have one above us. And stuff like
gnomes, unicorns, leprechauns.. they are one lower than us. Thus being......
ninjette1669: Damn you mr whoever you areninjette1669 (ninjette1669)e should be drugged, and beaten while being strip searched and cavity searched by lawn
gnomes on crack acid that enjoy biting anything and everything that gives off heat. Ha. ...
alstaria: Enough with the short jokes already!The Good Faery (alstaria) of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are ve...
human13downfall (in antijayleno)Sir Liam (human13downfall)love !!! it's got it all! the best music ever? got it! alpha-bits soup? it's there!
gnomes? all the time! acclaimed jingle writer paul anka? well, no, he left the community, ...
sisyphus_gurl8: Haven't Written Much Lately...sisyphus_gurl8 (sisyphus_gurl8) so hopefully this will last. For some reason lately I've been stuck on the Underpants
Gnomes. For those of you who don't want South Park, the Underpants
Gnomes are
Gnomes...
xxzerostar: Disney, don't disgrace yourself.Kate (xxzerostar)titled "Gnomeo and Juliette." It's a Romeo and Juliette story set in the lives of
GNOMES. Starring Kate Winslet and Ewen Mcgregor... which is cool... but gah. Why not just ...
fergiebaby: What D&D Character are you?fergiebaby (fergiebaby) forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
rockadeRockade (rockade)human /silly in WoW "I've got this great idea for a movie. It's about these two
gnomes that find this bracelet of power, and together they form the brotherhood and have ...
__pinkeye: madiAWESOMEadrienne (__pinkeye)picture... i dont get it. HA WELL TOO BAD FOR THEM. DENIED!!! wtf is triumph of
gnomes... ew a terrible locust wannabe the genuine expression isnt so bad so far... veronica corningstone and ...
darksoulswander: Insane?Charlie (darksoulswander)nature of insanity is brought this is all I have to say : "I like Lawn
Gnomes, many of my friends are Lawn
Gnomes. They are very polite beings, and host ...
tiicklem3piink: yeah..Em (tiicklem3piink)to run to Julias. =/ lol. We hung out, Walked around and took pictures with
gnomes and other random statues in peoples yards. Then Julia locked me out and thought ...
crispy125Chris (crispy125)my bus tub around, I sometimes like to make the /train noise that the male
gnomes make in WoW. A hostess thought I was weird, so I /rude her. In other ...
eagle_riley: Gnomeseagle_riley (eagle_riley)gnomes, my class has been working on their own. The theme is Rock and Roll, and I...
subliminaltea: GeekinessKen (subliminaltea) Zergrush! Skellingtons! This might not be a good plan... Oops. w00t! Rend is a Jackass Mailbox Hijinx! Just how many
gnomes CAN you hang off of a mailbox? Hunter's Mark Four words: THUNDER BLUFF POOL PARTY! Very cool roleplaying...
weedadactylweedadactyl (weedadactyl)hear shit gurgling inside your chest. it feels like you have a million tiny
gnomes cutting your lungs up with machetes. yeah thats about where i'm at right ...
oderakcoderakc (oderakc) lunch. Nodin Caldain: Hm... Mewd6: They started it! Nodin Caldain: but don't you think that the Salami
Gnomes would be mad about their comrades being wiped out? Mewd6: Yes, but we will placate them...
crashcheezballChunk's Quality Trucking (crashcheezball)d now it works perfectly. For no reason whatsoever. Damn you technology. Thank you little computer
gnomes. Good. I desperately need my doled amount of money for repairs for books. The shuttle broke ...
paintmeclearpaintmeclear (paintmeclear) a nonsex orgy party for whatever like getting fucked up and carving mushrooms and
gnomes in trees. sounds fun to me. and if anyone is a fairy bring some dust....
yukikyousuke: The Corn-roast.Yuki Kyousuke (yukikyousuke)don't know what that is, it's a magical once in a year-time occasion which gathers the
gnomes and all the little animals from the forest. I was going to write something super funny ...
alecaustin: Hah!Alec Austin (alecaustin) printer, and miscellaneous gaming junk are wending their way toward MIT via the transport
gnomes at UPS ground. I couldn't find space to cram in the tyrannosaur or landshark...
arisbrem: Creo que deberias manteneros alejados.....ArisBrem (arisbrem) do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
greendaygurlie: I'm Jumping On The Quiz Bandwagon.The one, the only..Jennu. (greendaygurlie)secret? probably<br>8) What mental disorder does remind you of? OCD? something to do with
gnomes..<br>9) One quality you find attractive in ? his awesomeness?<br>10) What is 's biggest flaw? ...
emostarfish_notemostarfish_not (emostarfish_not)GNOMES WILL KILL YOU! GO FUCK YOURSELF ELF! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! WAHOOOOO I AM THE SUPERBEAST! BITCHES......
titans_child: - Day 1 -titans_child (titans_child)the part of Iron Forge that the dwarves have put aside for the now homeless
gnomes. Their world was turned upside down when the Troggs, these horrible creatures invaded their ...
iceniIceni (iceni) HOW MUCH I DISLIKE FANTASY. I don't mean to sound intolerant, but I hate pixies,
gnomes, halflings, elves, goblins, epic quests that go on and on and on, orcs, IP, ...
throesoantagony: Evolutionthroesoantagony (throesoantagony) with no purpose, Just a deliberate past leaving its mark. There are children born deformed: Magical little
gnomes with skin that cannot heal, Allergies to water, sunlight, and their own blood. Little pink elves revealed...
shahadri: OOC: IronforgeShahadri and Tharanil (shahadri)went to the museum, and I adore the music in Tinker Town.. and.. and... XD
Gnomes are too short. I keep running into things. XD And then I quit......
kvanderp: A Hobby cont...kvanderp (kvanderp)gnomes are enslaved in gardens across America. For too long we have let our neighbors...
princess_kangprincess_kang (princess_kang) one under 21 though) Who is your favourite garden gnome? I don't know any garden
gnomes. Garden characters like that scare the crap out of me. I swear they run aroun...
psykosimian: Yeah DnD bitchesSimian (psykosimian) forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
noxturne: What D&D character are you?Paul Was (noxturne) forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
peters_privatespeters_privates (peters_privates) following, and lots of people saying they will be there Saturday night. The
gnomes went over pretty well, as did the roc. Wow. Marc Singer is looking...
rainemaida33: -Lisa (rainemaida33) being handed out, MINE is always the one to be lost/forgotten or some-other-retarded-excuse-for-me-not-recieving-them. FUCKING
GNOMES!!! I swear it's them. They hate me ever since I set up that trap. I got...
inkvineinkvine (inkvine) what. After going through this girls journal I found it was indeed her gnome. Garden
gnomes seem to be iconic when it comes to travel. In this case the road seems...
joshinphl: Outfest Eve.joshinphl (joshinphl) can get. I had six elephants. Otherwise, the plan might be coming together. I have my little
gnomes working their good deeds. In the days ahead, there will either be something good, or...
painspinnerKefka Palazzo (painspinner)GNOMES FOR MAKING SCHOOL SO MUCH BETTER TODAY.......
bad_coffeeThe Pleasure Is All Mine (bad_coffee) benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
ulmaguest: This one's oldThe Luna Invictus and Friends (ulmaguest) had to start cutting through yards. The yards all had those gaudy decorations, like
gnomes and windmills and Virgin Marys and everything, and we got to one that was so...
big_blondie: wednesday rainbig_blondie (big_blondie) whole host of other squiggles, all bushy tailed and scampering around looking for nuts!! The
gnomes have been reasonably quiet in the past month... Oscar has decided to take them away...
wolstenholmewowWolstenholme, Son of Lazzarra (wolstenholmewow)as we saw through the air between cities. Speaking of Cities, i hate this place,
gnomes make me uneasy and the darkness doesn't help much either. I prefer the outdoors, ...
sleepy_amoeba: WoW meme, nooo!sleepy_amoeba (sleepy_amoeba)Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often plotting...
hobbitkicker: So Daryth what does this mean?hobbitkicker (hobbitkicker)erage but I still came out with gnome for my love of fiddling with things. Gnome Warlock
Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often ...
penelopelepew: W.O.W.penelopelepew (penelopelepew)Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often plotting...
esperwindLa_Llama (esperwind) necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
cheese_taco: Jumping pictures gone wrong.POOPY PANTS HEAD BUTT FACE HEAD (cheese_taco)to find the bed fixed! Somehow my father harnessed the awesome powers of the bed
gnomes to fix it. We did get some really good pictures, though. Quite a good jump, actually. BAMF! WTF??? Kind ...
tikos_kangarootikos_kangaroo (tikos_kangaroo) quiz at QuizGalaxy.com tee-hee, they dont know the half of it, those were baby questions.. Gnome Warlock
Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often plotting...
dhague30: World Of WarcraftDave (dhague30)Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often plotting...
minimized: my mouse is uncordless. :(with a red shirt and a stupid smile (minimized)ast piece and a slow piece to play. and the fast piece reminds me of
gnomes. so i'm in the process of printing out a picture of a gnome to ...
raven_temptressRaVeN^TempTresS (raven_temptress) starting this essay.. i cooked.. i played on ebay.. i ended up buying 2
gnomes n some rexlace. :| I think they should ban ebay or make it crash wh...
joeibnslaveway: Huh?joeibnslaveway (joeibnslaveway)Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often plotting...
argyle1224: from argyle1224 (argyle1224) Not as sexy as the Night Elves; not as stumpy as the dwarves or
gnomes. As a human, you pretty much go with the flow of things.As a ...
coolforkatz: AD&Dcoolforkatz (coolforkatz) the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
freedryk: For CathyFreedryk (freedryk)Gnomes are strange little things. Fascinated with gadgets and shiny things,
gnomes are often plotting...
immegangChagiggle (immegang) Not as sexy as the Night Elves; not as stumpy as the dwarves or
gnomes. As a human, you pretty much go with the flow of things.As a ...
petitdejeuner: Good times, good times...Becky (petitdejeuner)by: Oh no it's a monster! Oh wait, it's Becky's hand. Me: There are these little
gnomes, and they're trying to steal my eye out of my head. Grammar Packet: In the ...
msconductMsconduct (msconduct) Full-sized Santas. Santa on a bike. Santa up a tree. Santa elbowing aside the
gnomes to fish in the well. Now this might have been OK (probably not, but Iâ€...
leeloomina: quick overdue updatePepper D. Vine (leeloomina)i suppose it's because all the people above supervisors don't really interact witht he desk
gnomes too much.) -my holiday season went well. -i am getting along with my family quite well. -brian ...
geekling: Yet there is moreSister Atom Bomb of Forgiveness (geekling)fight is plain to see to everyone. Not the least because even the blindest of
gnomes would spot that bloody sword laying around. Our resident nature guy -......
literarysubvert: 21 Things I Loveliterarysubvert (literarysubvert)will post a list of 21 things that I love. In random order... 1) Men in uniform 2)
Gnomes 3) Making my own jewelry 4) Polished fingernails 5) Short haircuts 6) Chocolate Cheesecake 7) Naming my houseplants 8) Singing ...
aves_corax: *grumbles*aves_corax (aves_corax) Not as sexy as the Night Elves; not as stumpy as the dwarves or
gnomes. As a human, you pretty much go with the flow of things.As a ...
literaryarchive: Chapter 2 – A Very Pensive VisitM.J.H's Literary Archives (literaryarchive) beat down relentlessly on the Weasley garden. A silver gleam cast off many garden
gnomes heads as they sped around waving their short arms about in the sun. It looked...
roryhand: over 80% and i'm going to canada.rory hand (roryhand) ANGELS! What about goblins, or ghouls, or how about the boogeyman, or
gnomes, what about
gnomes? Some segments of our society just seem to cling to ...
lnsdlsux19446: WOw....lnsdlsux19446 (lnsdlsux19446)after a short discussion, we went to WAL*MART, to buy a prototype Gnome. Apparently, lawn
gnomes are more expensive than you would think... anyone know any cheap lawn ornaments which ...
vampire_jesus: thing 2vampire_jesus (vampire_jesus) Wore Today:black sketchers work shoesYour Weakness:lately? procrastonation or food. or eating while procrastonating.Your Fears:lawn
gnomes. being stuck at Ellis Your Perfect Pizza:as much meat and cheese as humanly possible. but...
mclusky_monstermclusky_monster (mclusky_monster)gnomes to say Ooooo My......
evenings_breeze: Prep for next sessionHolden Caulfield (evenings_breeze)character who was doing the same thing. Kobolds tell of bugbears attacking their home. Kobolds tell of
gnomes attacking bugbears. Sachin attacks NPCs. Gets his ass beat. Explore caves and find hobgoblins and ...
viridis_vir: [scrawled ink]Dominik Sarau Ravnok (viridis_vir)gnomes. I had to inquire to the Nexus for a way to eradicate them from the...
lit_log: Thud, by Terry PratchettLit.Log (lit_log) series is based in, well, Discworld. Discworld is inhabited by trolls, vampires, werewolves,
gnomes, dwarves, wizards and humans, to name a few – a basic lineup for your standard...
aer0mancerAeromancer (aer0mancer)gnomes scoured my throat with steel wool while I was asleep. Not sure if it's due...
aspartaneBen (aspartane)Gnomes, Professors who assign weekend homework, Cannibals, Bill Gates, Yuppies, Creationists, Greens, The "too-cool-for-this-world" types, People...
tampon_mouse: i dont even knowLittle Prostitute (tampon_mouse)up at 6am to move out of my house. madnes ensued so basically in conclusion----- when
gnomes invade your nether regions its time to summon the blueberry muffin brigade, on the ...
blueismycolour: What I am apparently.......!!!Duncan (blueismycolour) necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
kamikaze01kamikaze01 (kamikaze01)gnomes would come and do all my work, all my errands, all my exercising for me.......
your_aliceyour_alice (your_alice)gnomes' 24.02.06 By Nicola Boyes A grandmother caught at Auckland Airport carrying 3.179kg of cocaine hidden...
yaenaYaena, Cheerleader of Erenland (yaena)Some progress made, though we don't have Zari's family, the Book of Sahi or any
gnomes yet. Yesterday the halfpint and Solus went off to investigate the ruined temple ...
blackxinnocence (in indier_thn_thou)You got that something... (blackxinnocence)They're like Sabbath & Lep Zep with their riffs but they sing about Unicorns &
gnomes etc. Worth......
xxshouxx: Inside the world of Shou ç§° (xxshouxx) life. Start of February, everything normal; was completely happy. Fucked up. Fucked up again. Went camping to liberate
gnomes with Noaran. Kind of fucked that up too. Came home, found out my bandmate had also...
mizcircemizcirce (mizcirce)not been able to crawl out which brings me to the belief the infamous "Sock
gnomes" have tried to kill her. Yes I guess she could have just gotten stuck, ...
kylepflug: Nerdismkyle (kylepflug) of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are ve...
inukiii: I'm a cuckoo :)inukiii (inukiii)fins. Then me and Kelly went to a bread store and had sammiches. And looked at garden
gnomes. I think I could marry her too. But my heart belongs to one and one alone. And ...
chaka1976Vanessa (chaka1976)let him roam Vanessa: where is my comb? Vanessa: it cleans up my dome Vanessa: I really like
gnomes Greg: uhh... Vanessa: aaah! Greg: i want some of your pills. Greg: and don't say you aren't on ...
meire: six kingdoms historyPalida (meire)Kel in Fennali. As to races: Eastern Bengora is human; Fennali is divided between
gnomes, halflings, half-gnome half-halflings, and fey (the fey are in the eastern section); Che is ...
jojoyo: jojobridgefordjojoyo (jojoyo)for its creation came in the year 3236 ad, when almost half of the worlds
gnomes and pixies where unnemployed and suffering from chronic drug addictions compounded and passed down ...
artemus_chang: D&D Character memeartemus_chang (artemus_chang) benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very...
milkysedimentHannah (milkysediment)grinding noise as if there are lots of cogs in there being turned by grumpy
gnomes. I changed the background colour (which took about 5 minutes) and I gave up ...
cherriesat7_11: Spring Break = Overcherriesat7_11 (cherriesat7_11) remember where I sit] Mr. P's class = full of sexy experiments Lunch = drawing zombie
gnomes for my binder Digital Imaging = walking around and talking to all my friends who ha...
bettiebangs: christmas colored housebettiebangs (bettiebangs)it is actually not as garish as it sounds. it will go with my yard
gnomes. i like them. piss off. stay tuned thought i have a feeling this could ...
jen_and_ralphjen_and_ralph (jen_and_ralph)hing tourists on the way to the ruins. This woman appears to be selling lawn
gnomes with candy corn heads.Well, not really, but the shuttle went by too fast for ...
wademcbob75: I'm feeling inspired!Mike Amy Dozer Jesus Blake JoeBob the Penguin (wademcbob75)that lets me run away faster. Still, a gnomish rouge? That's how it should be.
Gnomes don't get much love, though. Probably because they have really annoying voices. This is Kikumaru ...
metromancer: One Step Closer to DEATH...metromancer (metromancer) (for all that it IS Prison...); our financial situation is brightening significantly; the Almighty
Gnomes are at the top of our FF league after defeating Abby's Mace Street Strays; even...
akirlu: Quis CustodietUlrika (akirlu) always get a physical, re-countable, paper ballot, without mediation by dubious software or the
Gnomes of Diebold. The trip to the polling place, I kinda like. On the subject of...