fleas

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ground_pilot: FLEAS! A simple cheap solution (literally)
Ground-Pilot (ground_pilot)
to our non-existant winter. Thbbft! Now, something funny I found out last year. All the fleas are on MY side of the bed!!! Why?! Well, funny you should ask. I have...
citykitties: Nermal
citykitties (citykitties)
showed up at Lori's work at 5:30 yesterday afternoon, half-dead from the hundreds of fleas living off her tiny body. Someone found her alone in a basement and had...
nocentwhispers: Just gimme a kiss!
Becky (nocentwhispers)
afternoon will be spent on a search and destroy mission for all the nasty little fleas that my roommate's dog brought into the house, I have plans tonight for pizza ...
dorksquad55
kenny kaos (dorksquad55)
tonight or something but i was kinda pissed, i mainly showed up for them. fuckers. fleas and lice was pretty solid, it just bothers me they have no bass. whatever. and ...
bainidhe_dub: Heh.
bainidhe_dub (bainidhe_dub)
m. He's been running around the boss's farm since last Friday. Amazingly, he has no fleas, and no mites.. so he was probably dropped *growls* One day, I will start the ...
tressiejane
tressiejane (tressiejane)
fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.......
redeeming_angel (in parenting101)
Bobbie (redeeming_angel)
here have kids I need to ask for some advice. With the warm weather fleas have been brought in to the house. I need to find a way to get...
microtec68: urgh fuckin fleas....
piss off... (microtec68)
we have discovered that one of the rooms in the house is infested with fleas and it sucks. Whats even worse is that the cats that live in there...
adopted_escape: .:|To dream is to be awake|:.
~Hime (adopted_escape)
flea and WATCH IT DROWN..and then send the cats through the house to get more fleas. Repeat process until all the little bastards are gone! ~~~ Today is my cousins birthday. She is ...
philfree: Just a question.
Banana Man-ny (philfree)
A previous e-mail suggested the show could possibly be in Long Beach. YAY ANOTHER CONTRAVENE SHOW!(hopefully) P.S. Fleas and Lice with friends will be playing......
cleiko
Daniel Turk (cleiko)
land of home, we found our abode already occupied by numerous insects known as fleas. There were so many bugs in that house that we decided it would be best...
twodreamrides: What the hell?
TwoDreamRides (twodreamrides)
fleas or some other form of biting insect from work. I have 6 bites on...
sheeplove: WARNING - THESE PICTURES ARE GROOOOSSSSS
Phoenix in Flight (sheeplove)
fleas - all three of them --- and it sucks more than anything has ever sucked...
amylizzabeth: Today
Amy (amylizzabeth)
fleas. why do we need them. So, i've been laid (sp?) up in bed sick for two...
ceruleanlobster
Lola Strickland (ceruleanlobster)
fleas again. There is borox everywhere. I just vacuumed the couch, which is the hardest to...
misplacemyheart
Lauren (misplacemyheart)
tell you how perfect my Justin is? He not only helped me clean up the fleas, doing practically all......
_septemberends: weekendddd
Amy (_septemberends)
till midnight playing with her :) saturday~ i stayed home all day kitten sitting. i found fleas on her so mom made me give her a bath. mike came over (AMAZING!) and...
lemurbaby007: Cats
lemurbaby007 (lemurbaby007)
intestinal parasite and is peeing on Shelley's bed fairly frequently. They also both have fleas and are still vomiting. What a mess! Shelley's bringing them to the vet tomorrow (both...
piratelestat: busyiness
piratelestat (piratelestat)
saturday was crazy busy. first i washed the dog because she was infested with fleas,then my mom and I went to see Amber and her baby, and sherri and...
calgon: JEALOUS RAGE!
Calgon (calgon)
Rupert, I hope you are happy with all our your pre-teen potential ponographers.  May the fleas of a thousand Britney fans infest your armpits. http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=industryNews&storyID=2005-07-19T124138Z_01_N18257803_RTRIDST_0_INDUSTRY-NEWSCORP-DC.XML PS: The rational side of me thinks ...
oilastcaressoi (in socal_punk)
-JoNo- (oilastcaressoi)
Fleas And Lice next wednesday in Hollywood...or at the showcase. Also Monster Squad, The Abuse, and The...
lucidite
Insanity in Mtl (lucidite)
fleas coming out of the woodwork. The only thing that I do have to say however...
mistresskat
Kat (mistresskat)
Monday night. Seems to be working, although, I did find two, not dead, dying-but-still-alive-and-patheticly-trying-to-jump/flop-around-for-dear-life fleas... :/ Mmm.. I hope these little shits aren't trying to build a resistance to this...
pbnjillybean: The Itchy & Scratchy Show.
Jillian (pbnjillybean)
your boyfriend, and you bring your stupid cat, and your boyfriend's stupid dog has fleas, get your fucking stupid cat a flea collar BEFORE your house gets infested and ...
lilbluestar2: could you be loved ?
Inquiring minds want to know.... (lilbluestar2)
three hour labs for astronomy .work crazy hours .save money .lose weight .keep this place clean .battle fleas or else i cant go to california. what a shit load of a burden on my...
devil_duckie12: lisas bday today
devil_duckie12 (devil_duckie12)
fleas eating me alive. i mean honestly, they annoy the hell out of me. ...
save_winona
Janie (save_winona)
fleas in the house.......
chibikitty: hello daddy. hello mom. ch-ch-cherry bomb
k80 (chibikitty)
Clash 7. Black Eyed Peas 8. Braid 9. Mineral 10. Charlie Brown Gets a Valentine 11. The Get up Kids 12. Fleas and Lice 13. 311 14. The Faint 15. Smashing Pumpkins 16. Rudimentary Peni 17. Rx. Bandits 18. Less Than Jake 19. ...
phoenixk: uboyt
Pho (phoenixk)
(In other words, pee stomach.) And to top it all off, he has fleas. Which means that everyone probably has fleas. I'm gonna give them all ...
childprogress: MSI saved my life.
childprogress (childprogress)
eyes could see you. Well. Not quite. Midnight cereal and cigarettes all night. Walden has fleas. Its going to be bombed saturday night. That shit's nasty.......
endnarratives
through isometrics. (endnarratives)
keep having these repetitive bizarre dreams in which i'm running around being chased by fleas on my old high school campus. they're biting and gnashing at my legs and god damn...
shinigamu
Shinigami (shinigamu)
the dogs down and give them a flea bath cause they seem to have gotten fleas. But my mother is screaming how "their HER dogs and that he wants to ...
soulchyld: 39 degrees later and the half-blood bitch.
Ms. High Ponytail (soulchyld)
last time i had a drink, i ended up scratching myself like a dog with fleas would. :s i'm such a disabled freak. i can't even stand standing up. rawr. ...
florida_cherri
florida_cherri (florida_cherri)
moved here, from nc.. I let him out for the first time since before the fleas epidemic (about a month). He must've been out there for 2 good hours. Heh. he's ...
kafkawastherage: I am so over this struggling shit.
Jenny (kafkawastherage)
fleas are eating me alive. So I started working dispatch for an apartment security company...
kiliphur: Eef!
kiliphur (kiliphur)
guy to the vet. He's just covered in sores...and I don't know if it's fleas or nerves......
ladyaphrodite
Lorrie (ladyaphrodite)
I hate bugs. Really and truly hate them. That said. My cats have fleas. :( I discovered this last night when I pulled two fleas off my kitten. ...
rinn (in _chihuahua): FLEAS....gross
☆ Corinne ☆ (rinn)
I moved to a different apartment in January, and almost immediately my boys got fleas. Our apartment is right next to a large wooded area (like 15 feet from...
xmusiceveryline: <3
xmusiceveryline (xmusiceveryline)
fleas in the house and we had yo bomb it. It was really nice at the...
sandyclaws68: If you lie down with dogs. . .
P.J. (sandyclaws68)
fleas has been preying on my mind quite a bit lately. And I've found myself...
tropicalmeg
Meggy (tropicalmeg)
best friends. and maybe my dog. Because Cedar is a sweet dog. but she has fleas. so now i do, too. stay away! tomorrow im headed to Orlando with Steph and Will ...
mattituck11: Very Happy!
mattituck11 (mattituck11)
insulation. So now Im am itching my self life, like a dog with fleas. Dont worry I dont use my feet... I got to eat. Ill...
tepes: "My Skin Is White, But My Soul Is Black"
tepes (tepes)
is the one I labored 3hr over last night, shampooing and combing and picking fleas and maggots off with tweezers. Some other bug had laid eggs inside the s...
artair: Be careful what you wish for
Artair Bear & U/T Tiger (artair)
and "What the *itch* heck? *itch ow!* My feet and ankles were covered in fleas! I came home to a major flea infestation in my house which I am still...
cattypjfan: The Unpredictable.....
Sparkes (cattypjfan)
a trip to the vet in our future this week. Plus, Ninja has major fleas. I've got to go buy some flea stuff later to......
zerothelost (in blink_slash182)
The girl at the rock show (zerothelost)
requirements Things that should be included in the challenge: Someone mentioning that Tom has fleas. A plastic bag caught on someones foot. An eleven inch banana. And some random...
mrtubbs
mrtubbs (mrtubbs)
that the lady peoples had a change of heart about wanting to dip up for fleas. Seems she decided that she likes us without fleas better. And I am glad ...
strumpetsrus: For Flea problems:
The Strumpet (strumpetsrus)
FLEAS: Dawn- Pour 1Tbsp into a 16 oz spray bottle, fill with water, shake well spray all...
mouse101: Life of Pie & Misc News
Riki (mouse101)
India, where he tries on various faiths for size, attracting "religions the way a dog attracts fleas." Planning a move to Canada, his father packs up......
barbedwirrelove
barbedwirrelove (barbedwirrelove)
FLEAS AND LICE WERE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kudus picked me up all the way from were he was...
chisma: do i ever stop bitching?
chisma (chisma)
know its gonna be a great, lovely day at slaveway.. hubby is complaining about the fleas. all of a sudden it got really hot up here and the bastards all come...
vagueyear
vagueyear (vagueyear)
bloodthristy orangutangs, to the miraculous rescue of the missing joint from the magical sand fleas and their god. Julia's amazing. I really hope they see the Sand Flea god when...
star_requiem: And it'll seem more like a song and less like math when you pull on my hair and bite me like that.
star_requiem (star_requiem)
fleas, sotb, ricky puking off the wall into the ocean, fiona got poked, a six pack(...
dabombpoet22: the scoop--
spacefrogger (dabombpoet22)
fleas and I am highly fucking allergic and have hives in addition to the bites!! Which...
morena_donn: The weekend from hell
morena_donn (morena_donn)
to the vet. $72.00 and a dead kitten later, he said she'd been killed by fleas. Okay, first, I didn't know that was even possible, and......
ladynausea: fortune cookie new york!
lauren powell (ladynausea)
fleas and lice were amazinf, so was that guy i danced with. fell in love with......
znil: Good news or bad news first?
The Bionic Woman (znil)
Remember how I mentioned that I was petsitting? I think my neighbors cat has fleas. I have a bunch of bug bites that are too small to be mosquito bites...
moraz
Subliminal Criminal (moraz)
ck puppy made a bee-line straight for me. He was dirty. He had fleas. But he was a puppy. I don't know why he ignored everyone ...
tormenta: Little Victories...
Cara (tormenta)
Her "heat rash" (milinary dermatitis) is not getting better, and not proving to be fleas. The internet tells me it's likely mites or allergies. >_......
jaycross: AWFUL!
jaycross (jaycross)
his house, which lacked even basic necessities like running water and was overrun with fleas and cats. It truly makes me wonder what lifestyle one must lead......
sensitive_one: i'm begging for good wishes.
little leah (sensitive_one)
him to our vet and they kept him all day. he was full of fleas so he had a flea bath. there was talk of anemia from having ...
swift_kicks: three fingers will be what you see...
... (swift_kicks)
fleas. but i'm in a strangely good mood. i really wish i had the day off. but...
micahmicahmicah
Micah Cuevas (micahmicahmicah)
trance (5) 18. magick (4) 9. video games (5) 19. shiny rectal fleas (4) 10. psychology (5) 20. rpgs (4) Interests gestalt My most......
smallscreensong: De-Lovely
smallscreensong (smallscreensong)
fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love In Spain, the best upper sets do it Lithuanians...
maszah
MaszaH (maszah)
fleas.... ieeeeew... but on the other hand, it's o sweet dog. I'll go and make it better !......
friendlypoet: flea markets
friendlypoet (friendlypoet)
fleas. But that's probably because they're are mega tiny and like invisible to the naked...
coolismk: The Great Flea War....
coolismk (coolismk)
bomb. See, for about a week and half now i have been fighting the infestation of fleas in my apartment. Where did they come from you ask?? Well the prevailing theory ...
masskontroll_
Francisco (masskontroll_)
Fleas & Lice was cool, hmm... smoking chronic is da bomb, umm... this girl Katie is...
missfenix: Cat Fleeees....
missfenix (missfenix)
Frontline, which are little capsules of liquid systemic insecticide to get rid of cat fleas. I got back home and LouCat looked at me suspiciously - just how does...
dollydippit
dollydippit (dollydippit)
oh ok, i know - i need to clean my house. my carpet has fleas.......
levrawk
Aleksander (levrawk)
a xanga worthless little xanga... so worthless... ... ... ... ... ... (gaggle of giggles) at the cape i must write my essay so i weep (weeps) (flees) (fleas) (flees)......
withouttonight
withouttonight (withouttonight)
constantly sneezing and itching because of the cats and misquitos and spiders and probably fleas. if i dont take a shower and leave the house as soon as i get...
pyonchan: "Cut these eyes... and I will bleed, kiss the lying lips for me..."
sarah (pyonchan)
a lot better... and tomorrow I put Advantage on her to ward off them fleas. Eesh. Now I'm all worn out. Washed her... then had to scrub...
kisharha
Kisharha (kisharha)
on my arms to make me look like i got attacked by another colony of fleas. Had the sweetest guy I've met in a long time taking care of me all ...
jennabrat: Contented sigh...
Jenna Lovelady (jennabrat)
got a call from Frith tonight. The place he' having to leave is infested with fleas. He's apperanrtly getting super bitten. I don't feel a lick of sympathy for Luke and ...
thedarb: Birthday stuff.
thedarb (thedarb)
song, "Party Generation".  What a way to make it a happy event, you know? *Darbulous May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. --Johny Carson ......
chefrico101
Erik With a K (chefrico101)
requirement for the samples, that means no kitten killing tonight. finished spraying the downstairs for fleas. have a little juice left over. i think i'll use it on the ants ouside... j...
anaxandrew
anaxandrew (anaxandrew)
fleas are finally out!  (knocks on wood).  If they did their job right, Terminax has hopefully...
hidinginjersey
hidinginjersey (hidinginjersey)
in the Potomac, unbearably noisy foreign frogs in Hawaii, and the destructive spiny water fleas that have snuck into northern lakes.Now you can add alien moon jellyfish to the growin...
godslilgift: Good Day
Casey (godslilgift)
(and smelled) as if they hadn't bathed in weeks and i'm pretty sure they had fleas because they couldn't stop scratching. Either tomorrow or Monday I am going to another ...
kati_mcill
katiiii (kati_mcill)
fanta TanHalen21: it tastes like rectum. dingusthemariner: it tastes like RECTUM TanHalen21: smoking some greed dingusthemariner: smoking some fleas dingusthemariner: we're talking TanHalen21: greasing some trees jr17wach: i just went to get soup sorry caitlyn eileen: assorted black...
jolemonus: Wicked Ich from the East
Piedmon Freaky Sailor (jolemonus)
they're trying to drill into your brain. Me: O_o Umm...Come again? Duo: They have trained Chinese fleas that are borrowing their way into your brain so your boss can turn you into...
larosademuerte: blah...
LaRosaDeMuerte (larosademuerte)
on the couch downstairs b/c my dog sleeps in my room and he has fleas right now, so i have to clean my entire room. its nasty. i...
ursapater: Dammit
Larry (ursapater)
I vacuum. Surprisingly the scent is rather pleasant, sorta citrus-y. I’ve been having trouble controlling fleas with Buddy; I bathe him apply flea repellant, and he’s got a flea collar. None...
ashleymorgan7: Salvidor Dali and my week
ashleymorgan7 (ashleymorgan7)
Libby ran away for the night. What I DIDN'T journal about was how she got fleas from being outside and tapeworm from ingesting the fleas and I got stuck with ...
honorarylorelai: this sounded better in my head, in the shower
honorarylorelai (honorarylorelai)
"scared little mice" seedy skin on a frail rib cage Frenchy'd claim they're so small (amoebas on fleas on flying rats) the dog's won't bite. but as i was saying, early this morning, across the wi...
rapier_wit: I'm baaaaack
rapier_wit (rapier_wit)
doesn't mean vacation for SB. Too much running around, too little time to myself. Fleas on Baby Katie. Kelly going to college. The Stone Zoo is a sad little place...
_betsyboo_: updates
Betsy (_betsyboo_)
one of the kittens home and cleaned her up and got rid of all her fleas. so Saturday we picked up this kitty and did the same. I was going ...
mirandajenee: And you don't know how much I love you.......
mirmir (mirandajenee)
my backyard. They are so perfect and cute and graceful. "OH that one has mad fleas. Angry fleas.. they're pissed!" Manndee says the greatest things. I want to hang out ...
cyanna62: ...it's not even 9:00 yet.
Meinec (cyanna62)
fleas onto my head. my house sucks.......
kuhpuh: Today in Louisville
Kelli (kuhpuh)
managed somehow. Post office, grocery, vet (that was actually for my pussies--they have fleas that won't die), etc. Plus we went out for dinner. We returned home...
terry_krypt: ...
terry_krypt (terry_krypt)
do a whole lot with friends. But I've seen some great shows this summer like Fleas and Lice,Toxic Narcotic,Star Strangled Bastards,Youth Attack,Kill Your Idols,Paint It Black,Celebrity Murders,Comeback Kid,This Is Hell,fc5,Betrayed ...
martian687: Meme
Martian687 (martian687)
stupid9) Would you ever date ? Yes10) What is allergic to? Dunno. Not fleas, apparently11) Are and going out?......
laf_06
laf_06 (laf_06)
sooo long, and then i finally came home, only to neglect him, because he had fleas, and i didnt want to touch him....how self centered can i get....i feel so ...
majikenchants: I did it again!!
majikenchants (majikenchants)
he loves to chase the grasshoppers lol!) but by doing so, he has brought fleas into the house, and im forever being bitten and so is alex :( who hap...
aviian: The Bones
Aviian (aviian)
saying that the house is going to be fumigated (because my dumbass cat had fleas...) in two hours, so I need to get everything up off the floor in the...
pikaboo25
Pikaboo (pikaboo25)
fleas and whatever. So yesterday we bought advantage for the cats and today they were...
amberleewriter: OK, so now I'm getting annoyed.
Amberlee (amberleewriter)
nt well and he's doing splendid except for one tiny thing... HE CAME HOME WITH FLEAS! And these bastards don't seem to be the normal every day variety flea. I ...
deviousself: poor kitten
deviousself (deviousself)
fleas, i peeked through her hair and sure enough saw one crawling back in. bummer. We...
high_fiving
high_fiving (high_fiving)
happiness because I am in love with Amy's Organic pockets, the cat doesn't have fleas anymore and in less than one month I will have a brand new roommate who...
universal_mind3: Virginia
universal_mind3 (universal_mind3)
are staring at me Babies on the hips and children by their knees Ignoring barking dogs Flicking off fleas Their men are dark shadows against the childrens dreams drowned out by muffled screams......
_ladyshadow_: My First Entry
_ladyshadow_ (_ladyshadow_)
HATE SCHOOL! Whoever invented school should burn in hell for all of eternity. May the fleas of one thousand camels infest their crotch and may......
yourangel: Kittens and fleas:
Beth (yourangel)
tell you guys that we got a kitten? Well, we did. She has fleas, thanks to his sister's dogs. Her name's Sprite. She's a little turd ...
nullskills
Joe doesn't particularly care for Tom Delay (nullskills)
kill her yesterday. Good times in South Park. Anyway, hopefully we got most of the fleas knocked out. So yeah... I have a cat now. A three legged cat. What do......
blowoffduster
Cmoore (blowoffduster)
fleas! Emo funny looks like cheese and has fleas! Emo funny looks like cheese and has fleas!......
futuredamnation
The Grim Blogger and Candy (futuredamnation)
Fleas All sicknesses Humiliation String Bean Casserole Mom's Homemade soup Bad Smells 60 year Old Roofers who Moon You Unidentified substances. Beanee Weanee Brand...
opus88: blah blah blah
Katthejester (opus88)
riley it is as if i am holding my heart in my hands my dogs have fleas from my grandmas house, eww i suppose thats like an STD in the human ...
mrgeniuschild
Jason (mrgeniuschild)
is that I get a few free rentals...) and trying to comb out Hermes' fleas. Most of them are dead, but I did find three live ones. Poor...
damhsa_dorcha
Trish (damhsa_dorcha)
fleas and I feel horrible because I can't afford the good stuff to get rid of them. whats up ebay?......
geranium_dreams
Eiri Yuki (geranium_dreams)
PM on the next day of the Apocalypse or...your momma will be infested with the fleas of a thousand camel's asses... Or...not...just answer the damn questions. 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. ...
kombu: Lots of stuff
kombu (kombu)
and we had time to steam-treat the upholstered items that might have been harboring fleas and to clean up the old place and return our keys. And we even...
unluckystunt: worst. weekend. ever.
Life's not a bitch! Life is a beautiful woman. (unluckystunt)
so I just feel loopy. huuuuuuuuuuuuurf whoa what Yesterday the dog managed to bring fleas in the house, so we had to give him a bath while I washed my...
chucklehead5000: uh, things a monkey would wear, things that are pissing me off right now, ingreidients for a cake?!
chucklehead5000 (chucklehead5000)
the programs it came with in the first place. The cat has given me fleas or something so my ankles will not stop itching. Oh and I have ...
primordial_cat: WOO-HOOOOOAAAAWWD'OH!
primordial_cat (primordial_cat)
was gonna say. i itch, and i itch BADLY. i've not even been bitten by fleas today, but it's the waiting to be bitten that gets me. maybe its hives? maybe ...
natural_mama: New kitties!
natural_mama (natural_mama)
little things were living in really shitty situation. Neglected and infested with fleas, so I couldn’t say no. I had to rescue them both. We treated their fleas...
theregoesyamum (in too_old_toolame)
There Goes My Gun (theregoesyamum)
and Stan Shunpike has led to a cosmic rift that will play havoc with Remus' fleas and ticks? Has Nymphadora Tonks contracted lyme disease from said ticks? Or is JKR ...
bomb_soda
Nikki (bomb_soda)
on my way. At least i know why so many places don't want them: fleas. Oregon has a tremendous flea population for 10 months......
b_biscuit: long time
b_biscuit (b_biscuit)
I have to go back to touching the dog again even though she still has fleas she did some thing to hurt her leg and can't walk up the stairs. ...
pineapple_andy: ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?: Nope, my ego has me somewhere in another stratosphere.
pineapple_andy (pineapple_andy)
heads have been dropped, sickness has been no sold, and legs have been bitten by fleas! All good fun, but the purpose of this entry is to discuss THE U2......
pandagirl83: The Flea
pandagirl83 (pandagirl83)
fleas. The following is a poem that we studied in my Renasissance Lit class. It's...
naughtymadge: Fleas
naughtymadge (naughtymadge)
stench. There were small bugs flitting around the room. I'm pretty sure i've contracted fleas. Fuckit! And to top it off, there was bugger all I could do about his...
aaronkay: The dogs of Disney.
Aaron (aaronkay)
is Goofy. So, why does Pluto walk around on a leash, have a collar and fleas, and walks on all 4 legs and barks... while Goofy stands on 2 legs, ...
xmoofusx: For Friday the 28th
xmoofusx (xmoofusx)
goes a flame wright his name No escape For the rape Screwed up tape Flawless shape Involment Police Time to Release Truth Ceased Criminal Fleas Judjment bad Crying sad Shaking mad Involved Dad Lecture you Told the truth Releif phew Thought through Allowed Date Cell rate an hour late Contemplate False suit Lawsuit? No ...
kaerte
k (kaerte)
fleas. A few weeks ago one of my co-workers picked up a cat and got fleas,...
beckichan: No more drama please.
beckichan (beckichan)
large intestine damage and we're going to a different vet next weekend. They ALL have fleas*wigs out* I am the bee and wasp smasher at work. I can withstand cockroahces, spid...
ladydakell: Ok this is Saturday....already!!!
ladydakell (ladydakell)
work so the husband and I can bomb the house and get rid of the fleas that our cat attracted....grrrr! I swear these things are "like" cockroaches. They can survive ...
instructions: look at this hot potato.
Boson Au (instructions)
tater... therefore her name is potato. she farts a lot she also snores. aubrey says she has fleas... so I have to give her a flea bath. she's here for now... hopefully she'll stay!......
koalapuff: Celebrity sighting!
Koalapuff (koalapuff)
Nintendo DS because my Nintendog PonPon is bound to be hungry, thirsty and full of fleas. Damn you real time games!......
rookie
chinesefoouud (rookie)
fleas and there are no new bites to report (i think). i am still scratching a...
witephyre
Ryan (witephyre)
am unable to, regardless of how good I am at it. Also, I believe I have fleas, which is extremely irritating. I'm not certain how I conrtacted the little fuckers, but ...
maeve_maren: Landins Out!
Nerissa (maeve_maren)
pests who gorg themselves on all that is left they gorge themselves on the rot and decay fleas, roaches, worms All that is left in the wake of this destruction Rita......
sumofherparts
love can bite me (sumofherparts)
fleas, nice to know someone at the office is bringing them in.......
hellokitty15
Ju Ju JuliA (hellokitty15)
brother was/is close to being claimed by the bottle. my dad has cats and fleas. ITs snowy out I think i want to go away this summer, to a far away...
dbplatypus
Jackie (dbplatypus)
fleas ? :( I feel really bad, he's suddenly covered in scabs and I found a live...
kseenaa: World of Warcraft... My second obsession....
kseenaa (kseenaa)
just asking how my quests go. A great player. People like him and his friend Fleas is what makes World of Warcraft what it is. A combination between a......
dontgetplowed: Taking it to the next level
Laura (dontgetplowed)
was beginning to question my decision once lunch conversation lingered on the subject of fleas, lice and bed bugs, but decided it would make for a good story later (not...
tribegirl17: BOOGERS!
tribegirl17 (tribegirl17)
WELL gotta hit the hay. Early morning for me. Boys are rats. Fleas on rats. Ameobas on fleas on rats.......
dead_eye_dallas: I've done it. I've turned into Livejournal.
Blazin' Bad Zula (dead_eye_dallas)
on the floor and lash their tails, And their reticent fur is suddenly all in motion With fleas that one never......
bdonornot: Boo & Yay
Kiefer McNaughty (bdonornot)
fleas (again) Cats have worms (again) Car in the shop (again) Don't get to sleep enough this weekend Equipment issues...
grandparob: A real update...YAY!
Rob (grandparob)
tiny bugs in our apartment that keep biting me. I originally thought they were fleas, but I don't think thats......
andrew_poo
andrew_poo (andrew_poo)
The Earthling Between the cracks Of time and space infinite black A species, a disease The planet earth has fleas A tapeworm A parasite Microscopic organisms that crawl on your face at night Resident flora - human host ...
i_love_water
i_love_water (i_love_water)
to trees all through the forrest. Teddy bears picINICK, Neon coloured socks. Viscious fish. Frogs. Crude horoscopes. "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." The most amazing and diverse porn collection I'll ever...
fleack: Grand-rapids-ecology-works-dust-mite-and-flea-control
fleack (fleack)
this insecticide currently is pest control companies Used by weight prospot 3 fenthion Dogs-and-fleas Break this cycle what products should you use to To substances in the salivary secretions...
mrmultiple2
juan carlos gonzalez (mrmultiple2)
crying. I'ld let my canine companions lick away my tears. I'll pass out in the backyard and have fleas by noon.......
terrid_b: funniest sms received in a while goes to...
Becky (terrid_b)
Skirt: do you read me? Ova. Project 51 has commenced. Suddam has joined war on fleas and airraid has commenced. Do not re-enter war zone till 1230 hours" and also ...
fayded_mind: a momentary moment, like all moments
fayded_mind (fayded_mind)
fleas without a thought for my last pleas. "Random is" is all there is-- love your moments--that's "the biz." Today...
__blackdog: -plans-
sirius (__blackdog)
ticking! [/private] The next firstie that comes up to me asking whether or not I have fleas is going to get growled at. A lot. Before I just ignored them but I...
falcore_sky: Let's Do It!
falcore_sky (falcore_sky)
еще целуйте друг друга:) Это полезно и приятно. Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love In Spain, the best upper sets do it Lithuanians...
helikestheboys
★ (helikestheboys)
ng if there are spiders crawling all over my body. God, what if there was have fleas? He really needs to clean his room. I'm here again tonight and scared to ...
wildandpure: Homework isn't supposed to make me giggle
start making my heart sing (wildandpure)
little like showing a photo of a dog and calling it a picture of the fleas. HAH HAH HAH. Anthropology is awfully loveable sometimes.......
sophiejack
sophie jack (sophiejack)
to the vet for the first time, on account of worming and also a few fleas.  Goddamn bug bastards, eating my dog.  Kill them all!  Since my mom doesn't want a ...
daemonurgist433: No Fee Roth Ira, No Fee Roth Ira news, No Fee Roth
daemonurgist433 (daemonurgist433)
turned out to whoever had chopped her tail off and kept her riddled with ticks, fleas......
miss_musa: I....
miss_musa (miss_musa)
fleas, and not in my pants, on my stomach....and i dont even know for sure...it's just...
arckedaffron313: Accutane And Adult Acne - brought to you by Effici
arckedaffron313 (arckedaffron313)
Fleas......
ricknick: i'd smoke another smoke for you, i'd blow back in your mouth and you could blow back to
ricknick (ricknick)
death sweet bleed, to distinguish, to evolve such loss, chicken pox resolution just watching the world through microscopes or trees bees, fleas, birds, bees wasps I like proximity, just so nice,......
phantomschild: Warning, Pregnancy rant.....
Blackheart Stormblade (phantomschild)
that dosn't kill your appatite, I don't know what will. Oh, and the fracking FLEAS! I am so tired of picking fleas off my skin in the middle of the...
newjerseyjusti: Butterfly Gardening
newjerseyjusti (newjerseyjusti)
area 3) Provide information about my butterfly ... TimesRecordNews.com: GardeningButterfly gardening Composting basics Controlling fleas Dividing perennials Pecan weevils Planting date overview Weed control Scale insect control Pruning flowering shrubs...
0hmygiddyaunt
get your soul dry-cleaned (0hmygiddyaunt)
fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Arab curse May your left ear wither and fall into...
when_yourdead
when_yourdead (when_yourdead)
afternoon. usually it sucks cause im here all alone and the cats just got fleas but... i just sat around and watched tv and laughed too loud at every...
cheesemo: rnjkljkstuil
cheesemo (cheesemo)
as I was saying, the martians brought seven rabbits. And with these rabbits were super fleas. The super......
hufflepuffhaku: If you want something done, sometimes you gotta do it yourself.
hufflepuffhaku (hufflepuffhaku)
Shino, I hit upon an epiphany for escape! Shino helpfully summoned a swarm of fleas to me, which I then set loose upon the unicorns. After the unicorns were s...
renkat: End of an Era
renkat (renkat)
next Tuesday. Hopefully all of the killer storms will have moved on my then. Still fleas in the house after all of the spraying and bombing that I did, so I...
larylich: >_>
larylich (larylich)
fleas at work.......
tui25: No man is an island. He is an ecosystem.
tui25 (tui25)
of it. Mites make their home in your eyelash follicles, bacteria colonize your skin, and fleas and lice drop by for blood meals. The habitat was deeply inhospitable—a sheer bluff, ...
dawningmama
dawningmama (dawningmama)
also got some kind of mild rash on her belly. At first, I feared fleas but I haven't seen any and no one else has itchies and she's not ...
cosmic_egg: Fleas
Pickle (cosmic_egg)
leanred there are 3 types of flea circus. 1) The modern mechanical version with no fleas 2) A flea circus with dead fleas dressed up as celebs 3) REAL LIFE flea circus w...
mr_expendable: I am 40 today...
mr_expendable (mr_expendable)
ledge, I saw a chipmunk groom himself, working desperately to rid his fur of fleas. He was a wild one, not like the animals that taunt the tourists for food...
totally_gone: Lower than the fleas
totally_gone (totally_gone)
soooo guilty because he was hurt so bad. I feel like the crap on the fleas foot who leaches off the scum on the bottom of the mud-covered rock. ...
themaybaby: Pregnancy RAGE!
Oh sweet baby of mine (themaybaby)
ow... Last night I went to bed in a panic because the cats and Mattox have fleas and I did not want flea bites because I've convienced myself that if I ...
deckardcanine: Direct from the Cat Star...
deckardcanine (deckardcanine)
in zero-Gs. With laser claws, they’d have no need for guns. With psychic whiskers, they’d avoid all fleas. At any rate, I’m glad they came......
izarin: Um...
Isabel (izarin)
fleas. Or there are silent, invisible mosquitos around. I have two bites on each ankle, one on each...
megumiko: I've been adopted!
Megu-chan (megumiko)
new to me, we used to have many "neighborhood cats". She was covered in fleas, so I rubbed her with rosemary and they all started jumping off. Mom ...
miss_kiss_me: SCIENCE PROJECT.
Ashley Planey (miss_kiss_me)
on and feeds off of gets itchy. The relationship is important if the mammal gets fleas the owner has to buy it medicine to get them off the animal, also the...
katezenjammer: Stupid cats
katezenjammer (katezenjammer)
fleas again, and I am the only one with bites all over her legs. In lighter news,...
skankel_mms: Return of the Damn Little Suckers
Mike (skankel_mms)
fleas again. Last year when they had fleas for the first time, Nancy and I...
farrahwednesday
Farrah Wednesday (farrahwednesday)
funny..my mom is more concerned about the flea feces on her bed than the actual fleas themselves. I will continue to stake out the bedpost..should my cat try anything funny...I ...
morethanafriend
morethanafriend (morethanafriend)
now have like a dozen and theyre fucking itchy. so i thought winston had fleas and decided he was going to the vet to check. and that day i also...
fieryminge
fieryminge (fieryminge)
say. First off we've been busy with the task of getting rid of fleas. I don't know how we got them, but we did. Bad. Thankfull...
henry_potamus: GAAHHH....
Henry the Cat (henry_potamus)
fleas, sighs. The cat food isn't fresh enough. Rockie doesn't want to play. and I...
senilia: today
... (senilia)
fleas. ......
underdog_rikki: 20 minutes to kill
Underdog Rikki (underdog_rikki)
raises his hand for every question, corrects us people in the back, and scratches his fleas allover the place .......Commence throwing of eraser shavings.......
magnetizedlight: Monogamy and Evolution
Maggie (magnetizedlight)
te brothers don't commit exclusively, but they also throw turds at each other and pick fleas off of each other's backs. So...the gears in my head have been turning, and I've ...