escalator

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avacon: that's gotta hurt...
Erik (avacon)
escalators were non-functional on the Holland Street side today. This doesn't matter much to...
jenarita: Only Aaron would send me this one...
Jen (jenarita)
I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. ...
kirrea
Kirrea (kirrea)
escalators and I was singing and there were two women in front of me, and when...
my_b
[] [] [] (my_b)
escalator rail. No, it brush's my hand. Everything is not well. My palms feel dirty now....
theymaysay: First Piece Posted
theymaysay (theymaysay)
train’s bloated and my lungs deflated The doors open my station awaited Hop off and up the escalator Where’s the sea breeze when I need it? The city’s one big barbecue The pavement glows And ...
themindofcas
wasted words on lower cases & capitals. (themindofcas)
of my tower record clerk position, my social life has been going up the escalator at a rapid pase. so fast, that you would except your cock to be ...
luthium: Metro Escalator Etiquette
No one of consequence (luthium)
locals know: walk on the left, stand on the right when you're on the escalator. Some time back, a few years I think, Metro put a few words ...
sum1atemylife
sum1atemylife (sum1atemylife)
was in the little AMNY paper some lady hands me as i go down the escalator to the 7. So I'm reading it ... and im reading it... and my ...
cassiopiam3: Grandma Quote
cassiopiam3 (cassiopiam3)
I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The ...
lebikiniblonde: Kids on escalators
Ironically not blonde (lebikiniblonde)
as i could because it had the bumper sticker "that kid is back on the escalator again!" on it. I laughed my ass off and secretly loved the person in ...
alan__smithee: Stockwell Station
Tom (alan__smithee)
When police told him to stop he jumped the ticket barrier and ran down the escalator. Armed officers warned him to stop or they would shoot, but the man continued. ...
queenvish: In the name of liberty and freedom
The Coy Mistress (queenvish)
have sounded like a scene from a Hollywood movie: a man chased down a subway escalator by armed police, cornered in a train and shot five times at close range. Terrorism ...
le_feu: Released.
le_feu (le_feu)
and that mixture of anxiety,fear,dread were all crashing onto me as i ascend the escalator in Funan. I reached the bank and stood a distance after letting her see m...
marycatheter: OH YEA!
marycatheter (marycatheter)
escalator in woodbridge mall. that or he was mocking how much of a clumsy goon i've...
monotonousfalls
Hannah and Kess (monotonousfalls)
changed the date on their calendar thingy to july 50th =) ^^ us tripping off an escalator because we were staring at emo booty.. and we forgot to get off. =) ^^moon ...
xravenskiesx: *hysteria!!!*
-psychotic angel pirate- (xravenskiesx)
of the Century. I saw Rebel and Stephanie too but they were going down the escalator and I was too lazy to go get em. New skirt, Social Distortion shirt, ...
caramelburns
CaRaMeL bUrNs (caramelburns)
to happen again.... :) Saturday Evening: 07/23/05: HuangPi Nan Lu Station (Exit 2) I emerged from the escalator and I was a wreck. Cris insisted that I wear a skirt (which I...
linkthehylian: So this one time...
linkthehylian (linkthehylian)
than dying. We scream for our parents when they expect us to get on the escalator by ourselves. It's not the thought of falling face first downward, it's being left ...
lpzbabygurl3781
lpzbabygurl3781 (lpzbabygurl3781)
lol but i luv her!! she made fun of me cuz i got elevator n escalator confused but o well evry1 else does 2 right?! uhh yeah well i didnt ...
ouij: Randomness
Ouij (ouij)
random thoughts: [rant] People, when you take the Metro, and get to the bottom of the escalator, keep moving. I don't care if you're the biggest Nats fan in the DC...
virgo91786: Russian Photo Series 2
Allison (Алиса) (virgo91786)
kiss a moose. Sunset on the canal by my apartment. So pretty. Fucking McDonalds bitch! Sbarro's The neverending metro escalator. Church on the Spilled Blood Gypsies! More to come.......
average_person: Mystery at the MTA
average_person (average_person)
Dave's a f***ing supervisor!" That's all I heard. Then at the bottom of the escalator, written in heavy black magic marker on a canvas flap set up to keep p...
duck_and_cover1: Movies
Danielle (duck_and_cover1)
Most funny thing to happen all day though was when we were coming down the escalator and Jason and David were throwing m&m's and jelly beans at each other and ...
mothshimmer: Here in San Antonio Safely!
Annie (mothshimmer)
stupid if that's not him.." So I kinda decided not to and headed up the escalator. Fortunately for me he caught up with me and it was good to meet......
acetal
Acetal (acetal)
rom police officiers (in fact, he stopped to get a paper before walking down the escalator), not only did he not vault the turnstile - instead using his Tube pass ...
rhcpwhiteweezer: another screw up by police
justin cole hollis (rhcpwhiteweezer)
have easily conceiled a bomb... he was not. they said he hurried down the escalator into the train... he did not. he walked calmly and even picked up ...
khy: of all things said and done
khy (khy)
escalator is going down... LIKE YOUR MOTHER!" quote of the day, strikes back: "your littering skill sucks....
brethlessmahony: Definately One Of Those Days
Gabi (brethlessmahony)
even greasier after 6 hours of dealing with airports and planes. As I step onto the escalator I eye my untied shoes warily. It's definately been one of those days, I say ...
dont_kid_urself
Cait Lynn (dont_kid_urself)
Hanging by feet sex. aka Bat sex. 9. Para sailing sex. 10. Water skiing sex. 11. Elevator sex. 12. Escalator sex. 13. public bathroom sex. 14. dressing room sex. 15. kitchen sink sex. 16. porter potty sex. 17. ...
superjesus1128: and I blame myself because I make things hard and you're just trying to help...
Christina (superjesus1128)
p in the ER tonight. At the mall I managed to slice my toe on the escalator. Don't ask. It's a long story and it's late. I'll post ...
gracefilledeyes: viva'lawhiterussian
Michael Anthony Guzman (gracefilledeyes)
realize a few things tonight. dogs, are always stuck in the push up position...poor dogs... and escalator cannever be broken,it can only become stairs. there will be a sign not saying out...
wesperado
wesperado (wesperado)
3 or 4 days ago I was at the Esplanade. I was goin up the escalator and a group of 3 girls that looked about 13 or 14 went past ...
prettyredhearts: Do you want a quarter?
prettyredhearts (prettyredhearts)
though, and i enjoyed our thrift shopping/ running away from my mom, people on the escalator, crazy people, and the homeless man who offered you money. ......
browneyedgrrl41: if you fall in love, hold nothing back
browneyedgrrl41 (browneyedgrrl41)
;) -Sara and I were bored at the mall so we tried going down the up escalator and almost killed ourselves -I can't be normal in spanish class and neither can Chels ...
good__grief: CU report #1
good__grief (good__grief)
loudly for a campus party. He invaded my personal space as I stepped of the escalator. just like at Dawson. I......
prettysaraheyes
Sarah (prettysaraheyes)
a mall than a Target. It was two stories, and it had a special cart escalator and everything. I didn't even realize it was two stories until I called my ...
childofvertigo: WOOHOOO!!
Sing_In_The_Shower (childofvertigo)
escalator and going to one of three taco bell's in asia...and the ONLY one that's been...
richtetlak: OMG I can't believe it!
Rich Tetlak (richtetlak)
escalator to the casino floor tonight I noticed something different about the bar. We finally got...
baronprospect: Slow start
baronprospect (baronprospect)
made it to work on time, by virtue of reaching 3/4 of the way down escalator, realizing a train was in station, sprinting down escalator and into train door face ...
chtorr
skin scented sentences (chtorr)
wait, hear me out... 7. first, you have this thing in your throat called a mucosal escalator. it brings mucus up from your stomach and keeps your esophagus moist. smoking slows ...
electra_prompt: User Damned. I'm so clumsy.
Lecca (electra_prompt)
minutes before hand. And in that time I manged to (1) Trip up an escalator I go on every day for Uni and shred my ankle and leg up q...
later_rachel
later_rachel (later_rachel)
it's kinda funny, so i decided to share. jess and i were going down the escalator after breakfast at warren and i saw this really hot guy going up. and ...
geeky_linz: FTW?
Professor X (geeky_linz)
being mutated and not wielding an axe. boys in elevators:They're better than boys in escalators. I saw an episode of "Rescue 911" where a boy gets STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR!...
myplasticlove
enemy (myplasticlove)
they are middle aged oldness doesn't give you an excuse to stare one guy on the escalator was ridiculously obvious/gape mouthed i considered flipping him off, but decided to be the better ...
create_pink: this weekend was nice. so nice.
create_pink (create_pink)
f at south station. it was like a movie, he was at the top of the escalator and i was at the bottom and we both wanted to get to each ...
kingofbreakfast: That damn cat...
Paul Dini (kingofbreakfast)
ESCALATOR again! Seriously - she stopped by at noon, and hasn't left. I bought...
ajs2704: Mourning the loss of a friend!
Amanda (ajs2704)
had an accident yesterday while over seas. He fell of a 4 story high escalator. Obviously he didn't make it. Pete told me that was not the ...
gypsyana: Just Be
:! EuroTrashGirl :! (gypsyana)
things that the choice disappears as time passes me by as though I'm on an escalator. ... ultimatly, I have made a choice in not making......
snakehip: i'm losing weight
elyse (snakehip)
foot fuckin hurts and it bled for awhile b/c he fuckin dropped me on an escalator. ghey. who knows what i'm ranting about? i'm so gooood! i can discipline myself ...
gimmethejeeblie: wow
ad a dglgmut (gimmethejeeblie)
the eyes like you always do in the train thanks for the long hug on the escalator thanks for remembering and showing the table we sat at at Out Of The ...
govna19: NC!!!!!!YC!!!!!!!
govna19 (govna19)
weather he is the messsaih.....furthur in quisition NCYC QUOTES 'i need bout tree fiddy' 'how bout twooooo fiddy' 'NOTICE: escalator temporarily staris, sorry for the convenience' 'yo gustavita......
commonheartbeat: { chapter two. }
Common Heartbeat. (commonheartbeat)
escalator for about fifteen minutes, utterly confused. Bodies pushed passed me in a flurry and kept...
ravensthorpe: Wierd Science
Beware the Judderman (ravensthorpe)
escalator, "People with pacemakers may use the lift at the rear of the store". Are escalator...
tricked4treats: a confession
emilie (tricked4treats)
escalator, and it is not working, i get really dizzy and almost fall. but i have...
dick_and_jane: we use math every day
dick & jane (dick_and_jane)
It was hot. Then, leaving the Porter station, I happened to ride the escalator in front of two people comparing their most embarrassing math stories. (Come on - ...
x13lucky13x: Sunday
x13lucky13x (x13lucky13x)
sporting goods!!!i got sliding shorts there!! also, there shane tried to walk up the escalator and tripped and cut his toe. the people at dick's helped clean his toe...
jettsmom1: Nowhere for me
jettsmom1 (jettsmom1)
million. It used to be exciting getting off that plane and coming down that escalator to see my mom and dad and little niece waiting for me at the bottom....
rae_03: random thoughts
svu-lover♥ (rae_03)
of mariska and her dad and im like ive seen him before..the guy from the escalator..in "Control" i know people have already established that but im a slow learner. and ...
cho_zen_one
blue sky white clouds (cho_zen_one)
escalator up a long tunnel and at the end of the tunnel you can see clouds...
jrbud8fan05: Quick Update
Emily (jrbud8fan05)
update for you ladies: NY was a lot of fun. Saw James Gandolfini going up an escalator in Grand Central Station and had a great time hanging out with my cousins. The ...
merlinater: escalator nightdream
merlinater (merlinater)
escalators. if they were normal one story escalator that would fine, however i find myslef on...
falling_anvil: face without a name
horny beyond control (falling_anvil)
it has been barely a month since christmas eve. smallD and i were standing near an escalator, waiting for his mother to arrive (we were meeting for dinner), when i saw ...
misslenore
Shan-Shan (misslenore)
when I have to go to my classes on the third floor *sighs* Install an escalator plz.......
travelcorx: Cubicle Musings
travelcorx (travelcorx)
particular part of our area. For that I am surpisingly grateful. Commuters rush up the escalator, long coats brushing my legs in their frantic passing. They must hear a train...
sleazeonwheels
Syphilis Boombox (sleazeonwheels)
escalator in the Union because I didn't feel like going all the way around to the...
brittpop: i call him the "24 hour nazi"
brittpop (brittpop)
with the paper numerous times... and here he is again... waiting at the bottom of the escalator... i'll get him.......
amrcxidiot5: fkjds;ahglkdf;kgh
amrcxidiot5 (amrcxidiot5)
fun, went to the mall with tina and shiat. me and kyle sat by the escalator for a good half an hour waiting for them to be empty, because he ...
tikiman89
Tom (tikiman89)
escalator?......
emi_twiggles
emi (emi_twiggles)
then I was wearing my black racer top. But meh. Anyways, I was going down the escalator, when the middle aged, saggy, overweight lady coming up, looked at my semi-exposed stomach, ...
chibisora: This entire post is only METAPHORICALLY here.
Ele (chibisora)
all. Just the funny parts. You get the picture. heggar2: Picture this: a slinky on an escalator ChibiSora14: uhhh. heggar2: XD Everlasting fun heggar2: Until someone turns the escalator off... ChibiSora14: probably so ChibiSora14: and so ...
okayrocketeer
«₰℘ℑ♥§☆» ❦ (okayrocketeer)
escalator and burned myself on the stove. i'm okay though just stupid. on the up side, radiohead!......
lastoleander: I Went to Safeway to Buy Oranges and a Thought of Sunshine for Seventy-Nine Cents a Pound
lastoleander (lastoleander)
this is taking commercialism to a 'not quite whole new but definitely halfway up the escalator' level. Indignation has made me incoherent and senseless -- or the fact that ...
samyania: Heaven's Silence
samyania (samyania)
escalator in ZCMI my dad and I got caught behind three or four girls in hooded...
blurorange: terror, rain, red buses and the route to lewisham
blue orange (blurorange)
not now.' An elderly woman pushed over a suited, briefcased man to get onto the escalator. The driver on the speaker shouted 'No, no, no!' The running seemed like underwater. Later ...
laitaumiel: beth orton - so much more
Lait au Miel (laitaumiel)
is so much more So much more Another cold London night And I'm always walking down the escalator the up way Please excuse me, I can't seem to get inside I only wanted to know...
candyxoxhearts: So, uhhh...
Tiffani (candyxoxhearts)
lmart/shopping center thing in Towson. Man craziness. So, we totally slid in between that outdoor escalator. Funnest thing EVER. It was like the biggest, funnerest, free-est slide ever. AWESOME. I ...
lenify: jairam
colin charles (lenify)
what not. we got to midvalley at about 10am. as i was going up the escalator from the car park lot, opposite me, a lady going down the escalator was ...
no_i_am_phredd: Old Dunderberg Spiral Railway Hike
no_i_am_phredd (no_i_am_phredd)
many hikes in 2006. Complete Photoset. Some pictures behind the cut Manhattan from Dunderberg: Marching up the "Escalator": Unfinished railway tunnel: ......
msdobler: public transportation day from hell.
msdobler (msdobler)
kicking myself for not having a lisence and therefore no car. I hopped off the escalator at the porter sq. T stop to find that there was a poeple pile up....
jibberayne: Woots!
jibberayne (jibberayne)
did some thinking. Technology has really made everything much simpler for us. Eg: An escalator to replace that 1 flight of like, 15 steps? (It's at Wisma by the way.)...
g33kgrrl: "Now who's the sociopath, huh?!"
the Base Master of Treachery (g33kgrrl)
up early and be tired and blah blah blah. Then, I was walking up the escalator to BART, and I tripped and fell. I don't know what happened, really. But ...
the_raconteur: you are under arrest!
angus truskett. (the_raconteur)
blind drunk. I woke up 7 hours later at Town Hall station next to a escalator. On Saturday I went to see them at the Gaelic Club for their 4th ...
arwengalen: I'm Breathin In I'm Breathin Out
arwengalen (arwengalen)
are EVERYWHERE, two at the elevators etc so I head to the end with the escalator, sunglasses on, white coat, dark pants...really me a terrorist? Thankfully they didn't stop me ...
shroomsailor: escalators
shroomsailor (shroomsailor)
is that the sky is not exclusive. sometimes i lay my brain on an escalator. . i've been doing that lately. and instead of hacking through my skull ...
coracow: Yippe!!!
Mooie McMoosalot (coracow)
didn't see it coming at all!!! (Especially the second time he came down the escalator!) Then drove to BW3's listening to fun 90's music where we got to h...
blackattire: And so it begins upwards from downwards
the fictitious element in your story (blackattire)
of the couple of pictures the cutie and I took of each other on the escalator from the undergound tubes in London.- R......
kajico: Mitch Hedberg Day
kajico (kajico)
escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily...
warteen: Dancin' queen
Adam (warteen)
it all wrong, listen to the damn thing. Apply plunger only after removing head. Attention: One-handed escalator riding recommended. Beware of Giant Toucan! Placing large babies in oven may cause spillage.......
otnemem15: you will burst lah
otnemem15 (otnemem15)
escalator after some once-in-a-blue-moon grocery shopping. standing in front of me was this lil girl...
surakofb5: WTF?
Rachel (surakofb5)
from their cigarette (two years after smoking was banned on the Tube) on the wooden escalator. It......
leilaintaiwan: ouchie...
leilaintaiwan (leilaintaiwan)
is deafening...then the doors open and a cheer erupts and ripples from downstairs up the escalator down the hallway and they scramble to their feet and start pushing foward...people fall....assault ...
sahara_dust
The Thin Man (sahara_dust)
последнее время прусь от этих дисков: Remember Shakti - Saturday Night In Bombay Carla Bley - Escalator Over The Hill Can - Soon Over Babaluma Kate Bush - Aerial Zga - The Flight Of Infection Skunk...
andimaxwell: *Shudder*
Andi Maxwell (andimaxwell)
as you wandered past me in EB Games after tripping while you got off the escalator - still tonsil-locked: GET A GODDAMN ROOM. No love, The Happily-Married Gamer Nerd who STILL DOES NOT ...
lilbitobsessive: I'm in Athens
lilbitobsessive (lilbitobsessive)
line I've seen.  I just missed (and by just I mean I was on the escalator when it pulled out) a train and they come every half hour, so that ...
arenosa: Public Transportation
arenosa (arenosa)
I shoved at everyone and even placed my arm on the railing to the escalator so that nobody could get in front of me. Then I ran all t...
edeevee: and they found me here and pulled me from the grass where i was laid
edeevee (edeevee)
think you'll find your answer. Recent dreams discussed around my table include a lot of escalators, elevators and stairs.To dream that an elevator is out of order or that it is...
the_something
the_something (the_something)
escalator at Baker Street, a little child walked down the other side singing: "Boom boom boom, let me hear you say way-oh"......
fridaysfinestxx
fridaysfinestxx (fridaysfinestxx)
she hates me.  She went on to prove it by making me run down the up-escalator just so she could runaway from me and call me a stupid, deaf, blind ...
pissugar: My insatiable one...
pissugar (pissugar)
escalator they took it out on himAs the ridiculous world went on... ohOh, he is goneHe's...
wooshck: Delicious Chinese Traditional Buns
The Saga of Lee Family Vacationing (wooshck)
and about 10 minutes to our stop, though. I got to almost fall off the escalator! We were on the side where, apparently, you’re supposed to walk up. I kept ...
tom_knott
Tom Disappointments (tom_knott)
escalator today, and then ate lunch with an elf. i have such a stupid job. ......
leftylacy: home!
beat your heart out (leftylacy)
when I arrived in Oakland my mom and dad were waiting for me at the escalator. It was nice. They thought it was going to take 4hours to get home ...