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cutelildrow: Lineage 2 Character Profiles
Shadowdancer (cutelildrow)
Blade Dancer Lilta is, by her own description, the most 'un-Dark Elvish' of the Dark Elves that she knows of. Her outlook is bright and sunny, she is helpful and friendly,...
gungy: Poor Elrond
Gungadin (gungy)
ond has to endure. You know it? Okay, for those of you who don't know, elves and humans go to different places when they die. Elves hang out in ...
gallowglass
King of Shadows (gallowglass)
things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the ...
aunt_nae: idiots
aunt_nae (aunt_nae)
ay on a "crazy news" type site about this couple who thinks they are actually elves and are living in a fucking tree. Mother's ought to be more carefull not ...
ms_erupt
ms_erupt (ms_erupt)
a futilewar against Morgoth's armies and a greatmajority of them were slain. Which Race of Elves from The......
princess_be2099
princess_be2099 (princess_be2099)
do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly. Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
uniflash: Warhammer!
Ampere/ Malakim/ Sir Njall Tjorkilsson/ Jeff (uniflash)
In trying to get my wife interested we started off my wife with a High Elves army (of maybe 2000 points if we wrangle the numbers right) which is about ...
msree: what I'm up to
ReeToes (msree)
to delete and recreate the account without the damaging data.... too much geek info?)Snickering at elves for being elves *bweg*Investigating planetary science (like I said I would, Sesha, I'm working ...
n8an: Whee!
'Nathan (n8an)
things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the ...
moguy79: The views and opinions of this entry do not necessarily reflect those of Draino
moguy79 (moguy79)
want to save all the animals and dance around trees and bake cookies with elves and not bathe. Well, I just read some news that I found to be...
joshfink
joshfink (joshfink)
Elves [4:15 P.M.]: ?? yanuklis [4:15 P.M.]: ??? Dargonesti Elves [4:15 P.M.]: ???? ...
fuzzyfm42: OMG Harry Potter party!
Cristina (fuzzyfm42)
Jeff took over the book store of parents and little people dressed up as house elves, witches and wizards, and very scary looking goth teenagers. It was fucking awesome! Adam ...
aj (in ___ilovetosmoke): Wonderin'....
The Gentleman Scholar (aj)
elves make it?......
wm_boyd
Billy Boyd (wm_boyd)
that's a blessing. I even think I heard him mumble something about kings and elves, so it's quite possible this isn't the first time he's had filming delayed by ...
hp_lexicon_jr: Initial notes on HBP, chapter 16 "A Very Frosty Christmas"
Michele L. Worley (hp_lexicon_jr)
who thinks George's card tricks are something marvelous places Ottery St Catchpole - the Burrow, the paper shop creatures gnome house-elves Kreacher Strictly British bowler hat camp bed prat satsuma snogging sprout wireless items Exploding Snap Pensieve Wolfsbane Potion books Advanced Potion-Making Published nearly 50 years prior to......
enismirdal: Hmmm
Enismirdal (enismirdal)
Elves... I need to write up Oxfnord and Rivendell party at some point. :)......
ldymarjorie
ldymarjorie (ldymarjorie)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
judd_sonofbert: Dexcon Report
Judd, Juddski, Chaim, Judah & Paka (judd_sonofbert)
one of you. I come from an ancient time. I am known as The Kicker of Elves. I am also known as The Angel Crusher!" Explosivo by Tenacious D In Nomine: I hadn't played ...
archschnitz: Dentistry
ArchSchnitz (archschnitz)
and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals. Race:Elves......
sarmajere: Call It Obsession, Call It Fanatical
my red iz pastede on yay! (sarmajere)
centered thing. What gives? I think I need to do something about that, like NOW. So.. ELVES! SNAPE! RPS... ...Damn. Not working. Indeed I HAVE gone......
heathcoteheat: nootthing to doo
heathcoteheat (heathcoteheat)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
lothithil: DarkElf Poetry Returns
lothithil (lothithil)
Sun: A Strange New World Days of words and wonder Follow the submergence of Beleriand And the Elves spread out to explore and adapt to their new home Seeking the greener side of the...
pinkbunnyhop: Serious Responses!
Leslie (pinkbunnyhop)
Elves or the California Raisins? Stolen from one of the twins.. They both look the same and I can't tell who's who! ^_^;......
destina: Friday randomness
Destina (destina)
did it because I lost my charger (I have looked everywhere; I think the house elves hid it) and can't recharge the phone, and so I have......
orchest_nocturn
Teitiel (orchest_nocturn)
l, skip this paragraph. I got my issue of White Dwarf today! And the new Wood Elves rule! It's about time they released a range that I don't want to convert ...
angelfoxsakura
Sakura Tenshi (angelfoxsakura)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
ihlathi (in the_giants_wife)
starspun (ihlathi)
Elves (1) Brothers Grimm There was once a poor servant-girl who was industrious and cleanly and swept the house...
cobaltstarfire: World of Warcraft stole my soul
Jessica (cobaltstarfire)
Elves are hot (for cartoons)...even if they have creepy glowy eyes and blue skin. (Okay so...
superpowergrl05: CEDAR POINT TO THE MAX!!!
superpowergrl05 (superpowergrl05)
you around like popcorn and man does that hurt. katie was so funny yesterday, ELVES ON THE MINE......
shadow_shifter (in rpg_ads): End-World: After the Apocalypse
The Shadow Spinner (shadow_shifter)
still exist, but what once were legends have become reality. Vampires, Werewolves, Orcs, Dwarves, Elves, Ghosts and any beast imaginable have not come into being and roam the planet with......
biffsmith: The Face of Temptation
biffsmith (biffsmith)
Elf Army Boxed Set this will be out in time for my Birthday. Wood Elves are the second most tempting army for me to start collecting for Warhammer. ...
winterking07: Warhammer Geekery. You have been warned.
Matt, High King of... something or other. (winterking07)
elves are going to win a battle. Although, as a halfway step, I'd settle for...
starrysummer: Pimptastically Het
I AM THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE (starrysummer)
be put up for writing or drawing by one of the lovely little erotic elves. And elves. They rule. Except Dobby. He is a pain in...
missmerrythe3rd: Fug.
missmerrythe3rd (missmerrythe3rd)
have and b) I'm not into the more common and almost 'stereotypical' fantasy characters like Elves and their general roles/personalities, that wouldn't fit in with my dollieverse at all. But as ...
bunnikins: Books, not by that Rowling person.
Megan (bunnikins)
covers I've seen for it, and a little voice in my head would say "Noooo! Elves on motorcycles, run away quickly!". And I did. But then, last week I ...
nekohimenaoko: Another doll
Stormy Waters (nekohimenaoko)
despite the lack of clothes to worry about. Characters are Peace and Icebane, two elves from the same holt as Snapdragon (Peace is her big sister). ......
monadhrionnag: MEME time!
monadhrionnag (monadhrionnag)
dragons!At your side is:your royal mirror-carrier and makeup crewYour enforcers, troops, and guards are all:sexy elves with swordsYour most popular law is:"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish"......
king_richard
king_richard (king_richard)
elves! perhaps they've run out of shit ideas for shit new races. also that fucker dusmcar...
sidhegraphics: Attack of the Midnight Muses
sidhegraphics (sidhegraphics)
cease to inspire the beautiful and entertaining stories that abound in this Fandom......... Heres to Elves and Men , and the creative minds that spin thier tales...... Love Leanan ......
valarukar: Chapter two
valarukar (valarukar)
Elves work, play, and worship. They also protect the location to the Well of Eternity, a...
azewewish: PSA
If you never try, then you'll never know... (azewewish)
ABOUT ANAL SEX WITH NO LUBE!!! Asses do not magically lubricate (no matter what the Elves think). Sex without lubrication is a BAD THING. No lubrication means there's te...
chickwriter: Who are you in the Harry Dresden verse?
MtL (chickwriter)
things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the ...
nariel: watch over me in thought
Yiwen (nariel)
lunch in Sausalito...then Muir woods, which was lovely, and I agree with Harshil that elves could live there, and if there weren't so many tourists, one could get high and...
allaboutm_e: playing in the Dresden verse
allaboutm_e (allaboutm_e)
where things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and ...
boratus: Which Dresden Files Character are You?
boratus (boratus)
things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the ...
wmute (in dnd3e): Religion
wintermute (wmute)
schismed into two churches that can be considered analogous to the Catholic and Orthodox Christian churches. Elves follow a shamanistic system based on totem animals. Humans worship their ancestor-heroes, in the system ...
parnsangel
Glarawen (parnsangel)
ELVES ARE NOT PROPORTIONED THE SAME AS REAL-LIFE HUMANS!!! Thaaaaats why I was havin some trouble XD Me:...
sapphistscot: I LOVE YOU GAMES WORKSHOP!!!
Jen Kollic (sapphistscot)
ELVES! I HAVE THEM NOW! AND THEY'RE MINE! AND THEY'RE NO-LONGER MERELY REPRESENTED BY AN EXPENSIVE...
anguish_pain: General Background
anguish_pain (anguish_pain)
of Mirkwood, son of King Thranduil, and descended from the royal line of Sindarin elves. He is considered to be quite young by elvish standards, but is still just...
sigmavirus: mu ha!
sigmavirus (sigmavirus)
order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
wyvernwell: "I Always Thought" lyrics, from Fellowship! The Musical.
Wyvern (wyvernwell)
sense of smell They're fancy and prancy, always talking to the trees - so full of themselves! if you need a job done, whatever you do, please don't go to the Elves But this one...
jodiodi: FIC: Gifts of the Valar (17/?) PG13-R (this ch.) Tolkien (action/adventure/romance)
jodiodi (jodiodi)
Way Comes) WARNINGS: het sex, angst, graphic violence CAST: The usual suspects; the same Elves and OCs who live in the “Valar” universe: Legolas/Alexandra, Rumil/Charika, Orophin/Too-Many-To-Name, Glorfindel/Siensia/Erestor, Erestor/Durisia, ...
lebowlerifico: Who wants another one?
lebowlerifico (lebowlerifico)
don't you cry 8) All the small things… *doh* 9) Down in the workshop, all the elves were making toys 10) Y'all gon' make me lose my mind 11) Let the bodies hit ...
golden_archer
golden_archer (golden_archer)
elves.Lorien88%The Shire88%Rohan75%Gondor63%Rhun50%Iron Hills50%Rivendell25%Mordor0%Which LOTR country is right for you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Sirius Black....
r_pundurs: Day 5693: Circle Of Stooges
R. Pundurs (r_pundurs)
Devourer of Elfkind. He's a gnome whose goal in life is to eat all elves. Here's a picture: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Scuttlest/Gnome01.jpg. Anyway, onto the show... (Just scroll to ...
irishbassist27
Oddness in a box (irishbassist27)
do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly. Race: Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
v_siggy_us_haha: Memes and stuff
李 詹 妮 花 Jennifer (v_siggy_us_haha)
SEED, Yzak/Dearka/Athrun/Kira crack) Others: At the Beginning(Harry Potter, Sirius-centric) Lost Excerpt of the Red Book(Lord of the Rings, elves-centric) The Long and Winding Road(Gravitation, unrequited HiiroxShuuichi) Healing Little by Little (Naruto, chibi!Naruto + chibi!Sasuke) Sixth Sense(Naruto, ...
hermionegreen: My New Butterfly hat
HermioneGreen (hermionegreen)
elves......
shade_assassin: A little peeping couldn't hurt.
shade_assassin (shade_assassin)
my mark, this self-styled Disciple of the Red Dragon. Oh, and I asked it more about elves -- specific subraces and relative populations. Apparently there are other shadow elves, a ...
silentshadows6
silentshadows6 (silentshadows6)
order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race: Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than hum...
meldewen04 (in lotrdailyquotes): Flies and Spiders, The Hobbit
Lomeinie (meldewen04)
elves, of course. These are not wicked folk. If they have a fault it is distrust...
martal0712: interesting meme from celandineb
martal0712 (martal0712)
4. fanfiction (7) 14. fanfic (5) 5. silmarillion (7) 15. elves (4) 6. lord of the rings (7) 16. books (4) 7. lotr...
imasuprnerd: Aaron was back
Jedi Master Chris (imasuprnerd)
so far. There are a few things that are similar to LotR like orcs and elves, but orcs and elves were around......
divadevotchka
Seifasaurus Rex (divadevotchka)
elves,DC0028,FF0000,100,100,20,Eyes:Standard,glow,000000,FF0000,100,100,19,Nose:Standard,slash,EFD3C6,EFD3C6,100,100,27,Mouth:Standard,thicksmile,FFFFFF,FF0000,100,100,18,Beard:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,26,Ears:Standard,multirings,000000,000000,100,100,24,Skin:Standard,fraBlank,EFD3C6,EFD3C6,100,100,6,Mask:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,21,Headgear:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,29,Undershirt:Standard,veetank,000000,848484,100,100,7,Overshirt:Standard,fraBlank,00FFFF,00FFFF,100,100,8,Coat:Standard,fraBlank,000000,848484,100,100,25,RightGlove:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,17,LeftGlove:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,16,Insignia:Standard,spider,FF0000,000000,100,100,9,Neckwear:Standard,band,000000,848484,100,100,23,Belt:Standard,chain,B2B2B2,BDBDBD,100,100,15,Leggings:Standard,long,848484,000000,100,100,10,Overleggings:Standard,fraBlank,00FFFF,0000FF,100,100,11,Pants:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,14,RightFoot:Standard,buckles,000000,848484,100,100,13,LeftFoot:Standard,buckles,000000,848484,100,100,12,Back:Standard,batwings,000000,FF0000,100,100,3,Wings:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,4,Tail:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,5,Aura:Standard,fraBlank,DD002A,FFF700,100,100,2,Companion:Standard,spider,CFCFCF,BDBDBD,100,100,31,Background:Standard,slash1,4B4B4B,727272,100,100,1,RightHand:Standard,colt45,434343,B2B2B2,100,100,30,LeftHand:Standard,colt45,434343,BDBDBD,100,100,28,#......
silverlunarfox: found from someone else
silverlunarfox (silverlunarfox)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
androsmiyamoto: ATTN: D&D players
The Lord, Thy God (androsmiyamoto)
elves, but all Half-Elves are assumed to be half Human. My question: What traits...
rinoamint: Attack of the G-Nomes
Princess Mint (rinoamint)
benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
angel_childstar
angel_childstar (angel_childstar)
mind.    I suppose I should start at the beginning.      My people are known to most as elves. They are an ancient race, dating back to a time before your kind existed. The...
bolivian_fetus2: Matt's Burning Question I
bolivian_fetus2 (bolivian_fetus2)
go... Q: IF 'THIEF' PLURAL IS 'THIEVES' AND 'KNIFE' PLURAL IS 'KNIVES' AND 'ELF' PLURAL IS 'ELVES', SHOULDN'T 'SMURF' PLURAL BE 'SMURVES'????......
fiftystories
fiftystories (fiftystories)
mountains, cafes, food. Tokyo-night crowd, Ginza? GWofC-good place, landscape Cats--how do they purr? Laryngeal muscles contract Inconsistences-AHHHH! •Why do elves have english last names? •why is ElfHaven in english? Solution: Elven: Lariyene •to capitalize(elf,elfhaven,iron,) or not to...
pawsaldo
pawsaldo (pawsaldo)
Kirk Saturday is the Wood elf Preview day at GW, time to bash some punie elves Sunday I'm off to LAC, where I will see people I met at Toko, also Ch...
goblin_mih: Disciples II
Рашевский Михаил (goblin_mih)
Elves. Хнык. Прощайте, други. Это песец! На работу диск уже не ношу. Ибо УЖЕ нафик. Один день...
topofthepops_
shyness is nice (topofthepops_)
my favourite gayer Marq went to Glasgae today and took HUNNERS of photos. I'M SURPRISED THESE ELVES DIDN'T GET SMASHED. STRATHAVEN BUS STOP. The most run-down and crap train station ever, East Kilbride. We ...
synithos: owled to Dean
Susan B. (synithos)
better. I haven't slept at all since I've arrived, and I talked the house elves into bringing me some coffee, so I drank the coffee, and then I stayed ...
emilyrose3292: Funny Answering Machines
emilyrose3292 (emilyrose3292)
you for calling Santa's workshop. Santa can't come to the phone right now, and the elves are out back barbecuing Blitzen. After the tone, please leave your Christmas list, and ...
tabznjef: Sexy, Wha?
Tabz ~Everybodys Free~ (tabznjef)
dirty things with his guitar when he isn't onstage. Teehee. 02. Legolas Greenleaf - Do Elves make magic in bed or only with trees? If he was talking dirty, would you...
fallenfan
Sparrow (fallenfan)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race: Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
morerea: Bah.
Maliar Helesigil'Rann (morerea)
have just returned from a visit to the joined court of the Seelie and Unseelie elves. It seems some foolish mortal promised to do 'anything' in exhange for his family ...
lozenger8 (in hpfanficjukebox): #1 - Cause for Alarm - songfic challenge for weppers by lozenger8
Loz (lozenger8)
own Kreacher or Winky. I do, however, own many socks. Long live socks. No house-elves were actually harmed in the making of this fanfic, in fact they all got paid...
gloromeien: Requiescence, Part 4, Section 1
gloromeien (gloromeien)
Requiescence – Part Four Author: Gloromeien Email: swishbucklers@hotmail.com Pairing: Legolas/Elrohir Summary: No matter how our two lusty elves may play,......
triskelegames: Where Am I?
triskelegames (triskelegames)
on into the big forest. Fight off the usual monsters, including those weird purple elves. They took down three of the other guys before we finished them off... well, ok...
tears_of_isha: my fingers
tears_of_isha (tears_of_isha)
I really hope there is a decent turn out. Just the thought of my wood elves peppering some poor brain eating zombie with arrows makes me giggle. And so it was ...
talics: Back! Happy!
Talics (talics)
Happy! Hopefully a bit saner, but still very much pornographically attached to men or elves fucking other men or elves. A mix is also much appreciated. I have spent the...
_samwise_gamgee: Elves
Sexy Phat Hobbit (_samwise_gamgee)
a trace after being here for a while. Aragorn had better watch out! Speaking of elves, I will have some business to attend to later this week. I am going to...
trixie_belden: Nick is a sexy pot of flowers
Former FVZA zombie specialist (trixie_belden)
of milk. (The one with the pun "Old Bowlers never die... they just can't lift their balls") Elves go for a lactose swim. Therapeutic role play. I am Dairy Queen. I offered you french fries ...
stormlorde: Working away
stormlorde (stormlorde)
bedroom 10. New cieling fan in the master bedroom 11. New airconditioner in the master bedroom (When the elves......
mikey_ex_nihilo: Internal conflict
Nothingness is overrated (mikey_ex_nihilo)
of wierd goblin kick of late. You know, the way that some people obsess about elves. I've just been having all of these wierd impulses to imagine goblins. I see ...
lust_for_pale (in elves): i thought this was exelent *lemme know what u think*
spanky (lust_for_pale)
Elves, Fauns and Faeries, Goblins, Ogres, Trolls and Bogies, Nymphs, Sprites, and Dryads, Past and Present. by...
midimastah
Madison (midimastah)
so busy, of stress he had loads about to deliver to humble abodes The presents his elves made, he was set to fly but a bit too preoccupied to take to the sky Now...
chaosdwarf: I'm the stupid one....
chaosdwarf (chaosdwarf)
elves *grins* You are Frodo. Sensible and mature he will refuseto to give up on his task...
beamer84: on a lighter note...
beamer84 (beamer84)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
d_chernikovo: Gaked from a Ranger Fighter
d_chernikovo (d_chernikovo)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
damianobf: List of Role play products I am getting rid of.
Tom Jewell (damianobf)
Dungeons of the Slave Lords B1-9 In Search of Adeventure C4 To Find a King G1-2-3 Against the Giants Gaz 5 The Elves of Alfheim Dungeons and Dragons GAZ10 The Orcs of Thar Dungeons and Dragons GAZ11 The Republic of Darokin Dungeons and Dragons GAZ3 The ...
tengukun (in dalamarthedark): Official Goofup
Crow (tengukun)
up. Far as I know, Dalamar Argent has black hair and pale skin. Most Silvanesti elves do. How'd that slip......
lady_angelina: A fursona for me?
Angelina (lady_angelina)
the only one who has never had a fursona. I'm more used to playing elves and other humanoid fantastical races from my MUDding and RPGing days of yore. ...
icaria: Taeran
Icaria Moonfeather (icaria)
elves, I believe they are called wild elves now. His kind is almost as rare as...
taekwonangel: ...I need someone to help me sleep...
Sabriel (taekwonangel)
one's yours. Hope you like it! DRABBLE NINE: (for ) HP/Hermione&Neville/sweet-fluff noticed She thought at first that the house-elves had been leaving her the hot chocolate; not too hot or strong, with three marshmallows...
water_blossom: Look what I did! I feel so intelligent! XDDD
water_blossom (water_blossom)
your shoes? everything XD5) If commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? elves!6) How would kill ? XDDD I'll leave that to maya7) 's eye...
iceni
Iceni (iceni)
I DISLIKE FANTASY. I don't mean to sound intolerant, but I hate pixies, gnomes, halflings, elves, goblins, epic quests that go on and on and on, orcs, IP, HP, naff costumes,...
undomiel: *spazzes*
Lenneth (undomiel)
Elves (Folklore) fanlisting in the Mythology/Religion category at The Fanlistings Network has been approved! We advise...
silvan_luthiel: Meh....
silvan_luthiel (silvan_luthiel)
drainage takes a lot out of one. ;-) I gakked this quiz from several fellow Elves: VIOLET You surround yourself with art and music and are constantly driven ...
pure_blooddraco
Draco Malfoy (pure_blooddraco)
at his clock and notices it's noon and he has class in fifteen minutes House elves! Get me breakfast! Waits Oh, dammit. I should have brought one of my own. I must ...
brdoutofmymnd: Go Hero Go
brdoutofmymnd (brdoutofmymnd)
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throesoantagony: Evolution
throesoantagony (throesoantagony)
little gnomes with skin that cannot heal, Allergies to water, sunlight, and their own blood. Little pink elves revealed too soon, Their eyes withering in the open......
byronbrunell
byronbrunell (byronbrunell)
elves, some butterbeer that someone's mother sent as a Christmas present. The flowers stopped clearly signifying...
wildcardpuff
Wayne Hopkins (wildcardpuff)
roast beef tonight? Brilliant! Could eat it every day if I had to. Those house elves sure work wonders, don't they? One thing I'd appreciate though is if students would stop ...
trumpcar: Killing time
trumpcar (trumpcar)
good as I remmember. I am also watching an anime currently "those who hunt elves" seasons 1 and 2. Have seen the OVAs of Love Hina recently and Love Hin...
plastickat: Lords and Ladies
PlasticKat (plastickat)
Elves are wonderful. The provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves...
taynar: Good, Wise, and magical.
taynar (taynar)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
cajun_dragonfly: Which Mary-Sue are you? *snickers*
Lewen (cajun_dragonfly)
pseudofeminista,the Grrl Sue. Your aggressively bitchy"feminist" stance only causes men /boys / male elves to posture the more, and youfall for it. And them. Surprise, surprise. What Species...
hasoroth: The Dreadwing has sighted land
Hasoroth (hasoroth)
and decided to do a "Tale of Four Gamers" thing. I'm doing the Druchii (Dark Elves). A small raiding crew that has been employed to "hold" the guilds assets. I have ...
chibi_yomi: Atrox, the Demon of Life
Chibi Yomi (chibi_yomi)
I would like that." "Too bad," she snapped then coughed, "I have a deal with the elves. I cannot take them to the......
bansuki: on elves...
bansuki (bansuki)
elves are strange creatures. immensely flexible in mind and body due to their perpetual dynamic equilibrium...
myotophobic
myotophobic (myotophobic)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
darellian: on all fronts
Lian Sevour (darellian)
elves have infiltrated the home base and spotted our lookout. The situation seems grave. But no!...
silentplea
Fluttering Faerie of Frisbee (silentplea)
boyfriend, Alex, is so short that people call him elf. I am amused. I like ELVES.......
preisia: random quiz, again
Umi (preisia)
benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
_graymouser_: so i'm a neard!
warren (_graymouser_)
This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than human...
boywholives
Harry Potter (boywholives)
Emmy again tomorrow night. You promised, remember? It'll be fun. I guarantee it. The elves are almost done packing our things. The portkey is all set and ready to...
sp_kf
Updates: (sp_kf)
etting in the way. In the meanwhile, have a pinup. Yes, yes usually I wouldn't draw elves, but this was a character design for a friend, and she is more fantasy-oriented ...
chaos1988: GHOSTS OF WAR
chaos1988 (chaos1988)
in Starcraft Campaign Editor. I started with the Mines of Moria. Terrans=Men, Protoss=Elves, Zerg=Sauron's forces. It's gonna be awesome. My weekend was insanely dull. I sat ...
teera
Alison (teera)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.<br><br><u>Race:</u><br><b>Elves</b> are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
roma_ann (in cinephilia): Everything Is Illuminated
roma_ann (roma_ann)
Frodo Baggins is on another road trip involving a ring, his fellowship this time not elves, dwarfs and wizards but a foul-mouthed old Ukrainian, his America-obsessed grandson and a deranged ...
hrrypttrfrk (in slythindor100): Not a challenge (i'll do one soon... )
Beth (hrrypttrfrk)
I don’t know where the tomatoes came from. . . like the twist, they wrote themselves in. . . Kitchen Trickery ----------------------------------- “Bloody Hell, I’m hungry,” Harry muttered as he looked up from ...
elf_envy (in lotr_dungeon)
Orli (elf_envy)
nk." Orli says as he points at Craig accusingly from across the table. "I thought elves didn't get drunk." He adds before bursting into a fit of laughter at nothing ...
lawngreen: For you Jesse, but shortened for my interest.
paracelsus' sylph (lawngreen)
guest house. 2 places i would run away to: lórien, the wooded homeland of the silvan elves the greek isles 2 things I would never......
necrokat: omgsfadrnlunpa...
I ate your babies and got sick. Pay me. (necrokat)
elves, damn it. What in the unholy name of mystical creatures are you thinking? Get it...
sanalith: Fun Stuff!
Sanalith (sanalith)
me into a world filled with nothing but sensation. He is simply without parallel. fantasy:Faeries. Elves. Unicorns. Dragons. Wizards and castles and knights and princesses and all that fun, fun......
cutenshy69
Jules (cutenshy69)
to announce the lottery numbers... Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins......
thongedavenger: hey look
thongedavenger (thongedavenger)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
uktechgirl: marginal people
uktechgirl (uktechgirl)
Games Workshop to buy a birthday present for someone who actually knows what a Wood Elves Codex is. Happy nerds were frolicking in their playground, painting Warhammer and mumbling about ...
wasteland13
wasteland13 (wasteland13)
considered themost dangerous of elven kind. You are asnature-loving as all other kinds of elves butyou favor the dark side of it instead of thelight. You also love to destroy...
nazzus: The Zombie Game
Suzanne (nazzus)
The game seems never to end Plastic fuses to our souls By luck alone we defend Plasticized we're zombie-elves -----//----- The game satisfied our curiousity but wasn't stellar in terms of gameplay. We still had ...
couteauetrange (in tragicbydefault)
Rabastan Lestrange (couteauetrange)
spared a word for him. This early the place was filled with the house elves he usually forbade from being seen, and he snarled......
thsewhohuntelvs: Hurrah!
thsewhohuntelvs (thsewhohuntelvs)
Elves here, I started this to keep track of my stories and updates, and crap. Spiritual Demystification:...
boom45
boom45 (boom45)
Elves ofValinor. You never crossed the sea to MiddleEarth, but chosed to stay in the Undying...
nautical_term: What I learned in Sound Class...
nautical_term (nautical_term)
.....
dreamflower02 (in very_merry): A fic recommendation
dreamflower02 (dreamflower02)
lovely new one over at Stories of Arda, by Lamiel, who usually writes Dwarves and Elves, but proves to have a very deft hand with hobbits as well. http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterlistview.asp?SID=4079......
icapoo: Jumping the gun.
non merci (icapoo)
displays set up at the grocery store. You know, the fake snow, the dancing elves and the moving reindeer. It was one hundred and one degrees out today.......
coffeeandquill: [TLEC2: CE - Vi & Shale] Untitled
Mer (coffeeandquill)
lk to, and it's not likely she'll be very warmly received by any other Live Elves these days. So she stays holed up in her mansion with her three allies ...
duchessmel: Adventures in Renovation
duchessmel (duchessmel)
has been a typically O'Leary change of plans. It seems that when the House Elves started to lift the old carpet, what they found was Black Mold. Mmmmm ...
sewituc: Hee Hee, I knew it!
sewituc (sewituc)
benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven...
kav2406: Not another link to elves...
kav2406 (kav2406)
Pagan God or Goddess are you most like?created with QuizFarm.com why the elf thing? i hate elves...still other than the elf connection it is a cool god........
hobbestyguy: Had To Do It
hobbestyguy (hobbestyguy)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven...
cabbitwocky: What D&D Character are you?
cabbitwocky (cabbitwocky)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
wafi: Plot Outline
wafi (wafi)
against time ,to prevent a sinister villain from succeeding in his mission of making the elves mortal. The Five Kingdoms of Paraphernalia are: • Threa • Ysk • Trawe • Erif • Dwin The only way of making the elves ...
theretsuookami
theretsuookami (theretsuookami)
far more self-contained than the other one. But then again, he hadn’t counted on the Elves betraying him, either. He thought Drael might, but that was why he had made...
saxman77: I'm a chaotic good elf bard thief
Justin (saxman77)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
lisalees
Lisa Lees (lisalees)
elves are very cute! First frost last night! Yea! I'm trying to kick working on my autobiography into...
lotr_firefly
lotr_firefly (lotr_firefly)
used the summoning of the Valar, and arehence known as The Unwilling. Also called DarkElves, they lived in the wilds of Middle Earth.Some are believed to have been corrupted ...
green_sweater13
green_sweater13 (green_sweater13)
she can hear it whispering to no one when they lay down their blankets to rest. Elves upon me! Elves with blood upon their hands! She wants to cry when she hears ...
kaeje_write: So Long Sweet Summer [8/10] *Draco/Hermione* (T)
Kaeje (kaeje_write)
to collect his thoughts. He got a bag packed with food by one of the house-elves - not Tutici - and made his way towards the......
hortensis
Pansy Parksinon (hortensis)
etime, Public Have torn apart the house looking for this silly diary thing - the House Elves hid it, silly creatures. At least, they put it somewhere horribly odd. Or possibly ...
mindprosthetic
I got SHOT in the face (mindprosthetic)
courtyard is magnificent. pure magnificent, not the kind you read about in books with elves and weapons. Whatever happened to natural beauty, by the way? My fear of a robot-v...
damnation_666: Fresh Start
damnation_666 (damnation_666)
untimely demise, but we are back again. Little has been done on my Wood Elves since that time, so I don't have a huge step ahead of my fellow cont...
moonymonster (in rockman_tanjou)
Marisa Mockery (moonymonster)
Elves remind you of Pet-Pets? (Only people who play at Neopets will understand this comment, but hey...)......
theverdoxadvent
... (theverdoxadvent)
elves, and is planned to never be known. She is beyond a miraculous explanation. Yet, she...
becky_writing
Becky's Writing. (becky_writing)
Legolas asked, but without the venom his voice had earlier. “Not often. I was raised by elves. I learned about stubbornness from the masters of the trait.” Legolas grunted noncommittally, and rolled ...
kaitkait: FOOD THAT RUINED MY LIFE
Kaitlyn (kaitkait)
Frosting ( just out of the can spread over something like cookies) 5.Cookies (home made-packaged-Tollhouse-keebler elves m&m cookies, and my friend and I ate cookie dough) 6.Chocolates (milk choc./with carmel or pecans,...
cypher_neo: Looking for new characters
cypher_neo (cypher_neo)
about writing a fantasy-style story set in a dragon-infested land (typical fantasy-stuff, orcs, goblins, elves, humans, wizards, magic, etc.) I'm not going to reveal the plot for the story since it...
qrrbrbirlbel: WoW eggs #3,4,5
qrrbrbirlbel (qrrbrbirlbel)
Elves dance the Michael Jackson dance Michael Jackson 3. Humans dance the John Travolta Dance Saturday Night Fever (1977) --...
rabelasian: Middle Earth Musicality
Rabelasian (rabelasian)
promises to be a theatrical extravaganza of unparalleled ambition. A three-hour epic, peopled with hobbits, elves and Black Riders, it will feature a 65-strong cast......
celebrianbb: Response to another's attempted suicide
CelebrianBB (celebrianbb)
the cup for thee?" What dwarves will come and sup with me? Where the valar, the huntsman, The elves and perian? How shall a Fellowship begin again? Let the ancient stone of meeting stand, Stand in ...
unski12: 1st post
unski12 (unski12)
and no one will really care to read it. So, here ya go. ~Long live the elves! ...oh wait, they're immortal~ ~Unski~......
daev: Moonwise, for slipjig
David Librik (daev)
come to an ideal world in which gypsies and scarecrows, old marbles and long skirts, elves, quilts, candles, hot chocolate with cinnamon, feathered caps, rainy days, and snug houses with ...
ninjmonk
ninjmonk (ninjmonk)
and everything in between. MaleSlash. 4. The dysfunctional domesticity of vampires, stone out elves, trolls, and one sort of human girl name Mildred trying to live together and pay...
kaiser49: The Burning Crusade
Keith (kaiser49)
. As with this expansion comes a new playable race for the Horde, The "Blood Elves", so when it's released and or beta tested me and Angie will be playing ...
spaczek_27: Nosense Poetry
spaczek_27 (spaczek_27)
of the Rings” it is the creation of Middle Earth as well as the hobbits, elves etc. that completely erase......
luridmuse (in uncharted_elves)
Lurid Muse (luridmuse)
muse @ lurid-eidolon.org What I want: oh boy.. this is tough. *looks at Santa and the elves* Fic: Aeryn/John post peacekeeper wars or perhaps Fic: post peacekeeper wars in general. or. Fic: anything ...
zauberzunge
zauberzunge (zauberzunge)
between childhood and adulthood, learning the laws and serving the Master.  The dwarves and elves have their own walled cities, too, but now that we all have to live out...
sohateful (in nano_fantasy05): Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies
Jaydee (sohateful)
folklore mode. I tried not to roll my eyes. No one can do disdain like an elf. Elves were supposed to be quiet and thoughtful, and if they ever really felt like ...
sertrinous
sertrinous (sertrinous)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
magic730dreams (in cartoon_quotes): Family Guy!
Brittany the Keyblade Master! (magic730dreams)
elves, man. They just came outta the trees, man! They just came outta the trees! Pop:...
constance_a: do not open before christmas
constance_a (constance_a)
for my meal, instead I think and it appears. Someone mentioned something about house elves doing the cooking. My Aunt has a house elf, but hers was lazy and refused...
rabthestrange: Jouranl Entry - November 14, 6:30 PM
Rabastan Lestrange (rabthestrange)
castle is full of pests. You'd think it'd be cleaner with all the house elves running around. Old Serchley managed to keep the house spotless, and there was ...
eternalfayt: Taking the test o.o
eternalfayt (eternalfayt)
benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
happy_buddha_ (in gothic_ru): Кому надо тот поймет / Coil Tribute
happy_buddha_ (happy_buddha_)
"Teenage Lighting"  [8.5mb,6m11s] 2.  Dunaewsky 69 - "Rosa Decidua"  [11.2mb,8m11s]3.  08 - "Ether"  [8.8mb,6m29s]4.  I L I - "Green Water"  [6.5mb,4m46s]5.  K-shov - "Elves"  [6.0mb,4m23s]6.  S.K.I. - "March of Time"  [9.2mb,6m45s]7.  Nole Plastique - "Heaven Song for Jhonn"  [6.7mb,4m53s]8.  Nikita Golyshev (CD-R) - "Vacuum"  [16.9mb,12m22s]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------#1 ...
noblerot: Revenge of the Pimpstick
don't touch it! it's evil! (noblerot)
pacing is as precise as a metronome. I, for one, didn’t miss the damn house elves,......
demeter844
Demeter844 (demeter844)
we decided against it due to timing issues. Throughout the show, two other mischievous elves mess with stuff......
protoporphyria: Moo vs. Zug-Zug, who wins?
protoporphyria (protoporphyria)
Deathmatch 2: Horde vs. Alliance Alright, the Alliance has humans, which can detect stealth, and Night Elves, which can shadowmeld. They have Paladins, whose class trait essentially reads: "this class refuses ...
gwaelinn
gwaelinn (gwaelinn)
ELVES TODAY!!! CHEERS!! (RAISES TEA CUP) Hugs!!! ~G......
hdlover69: OMG
hdlover69 (hdlover69)
havent seen it or at least dont blame me *coughalisacough*) 1. WHERE WERE THE HOUSE ELVES???? They are like one of the main points of......
lichia
lichia (lichia)
Elves are the sexiest of the bunch. They're the hot flower children of Warcraft: at...
bottomsupfrodo
bottomsupfrodo (bottomsupfrodo)
atant disregard for canon (as if you hadn't already guessed :p) Author LJ: *** Frodo met the Elves' arrival in Minas Tirith with resignation. He'd been carefully avoiding Aragorn in the weeks ...
aiylithe: D&D
aiylithe (aiylithe)
order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'. Race:Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven...
preciouspanda8: FAERIE
preciouspanda8 (preciouspanda8)
elves.They are usually very merry and cheerful. Theyare masters at healing and magic. Theysymbolize peace, happiness,...
illenen
Illenen Vaerol (illenen)
we gathered our things and ascended another staircase. These stairs were sized for elves, leading me to believe we were entering what once were the slave quarters. The...
lupay_d_bast: Stuff
lupay_d_bast (lupay_d_bast)
Elves are the sexiest of the bunch. They're the hot flower children of Warcraft: at...
subrose_amour
subrose_amour (subrose_amour)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
gryfae
gryfae (gryfae)
elves.They are usually very merry and cheerful. Theyare masters at healing and magic. Theysymbolize peace, happiness,...
dream_stone
ches (dream_stone)
elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to...
wolf_stargazer: Arrival
Skywise (wolf_stargazer)
burning waste to a place inhabited by others. But at least there were other elves at Sorrow's End... and I had Cutter and the others with me... Perhaps I ...
almendras
almendras (almendras)
Elves having eyes of two colors? (ie. the Black of the Iris, a ring of...
elliott_d
Drew Elliott (elliott_d)
These North Poles were made for pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fuck the cookies, bring ...
dchaosdemon: D&D character
dchaosdemon (dchaosdemon)
do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly. Race: Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
mundus_rasa: Language
mundus_rasa (mundus_rasa)
elves' language/s. I think that, being immortal, the elves might have really started "playing" with their language....
2againstnature
2againstnature (2againstnature)
Elves are the sexiest of the bunch. They're the hot flower children of Warcraft: at...
vanyaninque: need a hand with a paper
vanyaninque (vanyaninque)
go tossing hwan my way but..... I've got this theory that they are actually elves that went from the Grey Havens to Atlantis (yep a stretch, but where else ...
hurley12: What Mystical Creature Are You?
Tie Me Up And Make Me Call To You (hurley12)
Elves areusually tall, with pointed ears, and resemblehumans very closely, but elves are usually muchmore beautiful....
rabbitclock: Quizilla Tests Night
No I won’t surrender at any cost (rabbitclock)
yo pense q mi niño interior tenia 6 años no menos!!!....:O ------------------ Damn you look good! Elves are very pretty sooviously you are an elf! In Middle Earth there are Elves and...
_lady_amalthea_: You know you play to much WoW when....
Danielle (_lady_amalthea_)
Elves are the sexiest of the bunch. They're the hot flower children of Warcraft: at...
xsecretxheartx: Which mythical creature resides in your soul?
xsecretxheartx (xsecretxheartx)
elves.They are usually very merry and cheerful. Theyare masters at healing and magic. Theysymbolize peace, happiness,...
crazygal22790
crazygal22790 (crazygal22790)
soo funny! T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a ...
pr_pansy: Devotion and Benevolence
Pansy Parkinson (pr_pansy)
1 There several ways to acquire a house-elf. The most common way is to inherit one. Elves just live longer than wizards. You could purchase a house that contains one from ...
clean_james
clean_james (clean_james)
elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to...
argyle1224: from
argyle1224 (argyle1224)
tend to be the ones in the middle. Not as sexy as the Night Elves; not as stumpy as the dwarves or gnomes. As a human, you pretty ...
soconnaugh: October sixth, Stormwind.
Shael O'Connaugh (soconnaugh)
the fire at Auberdine--I say "the" fire because there really only is one, crazy elves--and we talked. Just...talked. And I told her about Leanne. I honest ...
honey_wheeler: this he knew how to do.
honey_wheeler (honey_wheeler)
of hair. Nice to speak to her of his home and of Durmstrang, of her house-elves, of her friends. To sit quietly and watch her brows knit and furrow ...
immegang
Chagiggle (immegang)
tend to be the ones in the middle. Not as sexy as the Night Elves; not as stumpy as the dwarves or gnomes. As a human, you pretty ...
seanbradshaw: Oh. My. God.
Sean Bradshaw (seanbradshaw)
amateur film about a Bad Santa that rapes children and jizzes on the faces of elves to a packed lecture theatre, and quite unbelievably they laughed... a lot.If you've seen ...
ohsnapitserin: tis the season
erinnnnn; (ohsnapitserin)
elves pretty bows presents, duh. santaaaa hanukkah candles snowball fights lots of snowboarding ---GP/CAMP REUNION?! A FORMAL AFFAIR?! yeah thats right. lets get planning, the holidays are gonna be shu-weet! bday in 2......
wn_blaise
Blaise Zabini (wn_blaise)
true I have been gone from here for quite some time, I had hoped the house-elves would maintain their loyalty enough to keep the family manor in a decent state. ...
dragonwriter: Something I've done before, but here it is anyway
F'lar (dragonwriter)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven...
serpen_sortia: Wizard Rock Revolution
serpen_sortia (serpen_sortia)
Wands -The Aurors -The Dark Markers -The Moaning Myrtles -The Hermione Crookshanks Experience -Ron And The Weasleys -Dobby And The House Elves -Siriusly Black -The Remus Lupins -Huffle My Puffle -Luna Lovegood and the Blibbering Humdingers -Ginny And The Weasleys -The Whore ...
jazzydramaqueen: What else is my subconscious trying to tell me?
jazzydramaqueen (jazzydramaqueen)
i was somehow in Middle Earth, in the midst of an epic battle between elves and orcs. But thats not all, in the dream i had a very steamy and...
djpanic (in purgatorio_dc): Bound Tonight
Panic (djpanic)
the Holiday Cheer! We'll have pasties for the ladies at the door! Dress as X-mas Elves, Santa, Mrs. Claus, etc, and let's have some fun with this! Ladies! Wear your most ...
crazyalleygator
Lex (crazyalleygator)
elves, kitties with santa hats etc. Well, when I was at Fred Meyers the yesterday I...
urholdinmyx3: Yessss.
& hopefully, this will last forever. (urholdinmyx3)
called him and told him I LOVE YOU, and now im talkin to him about farting elves. WTF. hahahahaha ps.+ I love ben to peices.......
oliver1234
oliver1234 (oliver1234)
with whipped cream! 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? The elves wrap the presents. Santa puts them under the tree and in the stockings 3. Colored ...
fooledhart: history of the first-born
test123 (fooledhart)
Elves are mysterious, mystical beings, wrought from light during the birth of time. They are...
russ_andrews: Santa's Pissed
russ_andrews (russ_andrews)
 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.  He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.  Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. ...
claraslvr: Talking to Santa
claraslvr (claraslvr)
year at this time, dad volunteers to play Santa and Kara and I are his elves who take pictures of him with the kids for a nice donation of three ...
awfulhorrid: World of Warcraft - Music Videos ... sort of.
Fred 'Barbarian' McDonald (awfulhorrid)
friends sing about the miracle of the internet. World of Warcraft for Adults - Naked Night Elves and ... well, maybe this one really is that bad!......
herravenwings: Hollowed Visions Part 1
herravenwings (herravenwings)
been for a long time returned to its peace after the long battle between the elves and the dark elves. Their Disagreement had finally been settled and all was well. ...
cookiesavvy: FicRec
cookiesavvy (cookiesavvy)
timeline. Its a LOTR fic, set after the War of the Ring and after the elves have left Middle Earth. However ME faces destruction, and the only path of survival ...
psychicblonde: The Elves
psychicblonde (psychicblonde)
elves this Christmas. I kind of saw one but it wasn't really in shape just being...
santalovesvix: Final Gift - layouts
santalovesvix (santalovesvix)
never made a layout for someone before so I hope I did ok. The elves tried to talk me out of it but I wanted your last present to ...
sidwarrious: Merry Fuckin' Christmas
sidwarrious (sidwarrious)
cop sold me some Crystal Meth, It's a merry fuckin' Christmas! Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves, Midgets dressed up to look like elves, Spread good cheer or burn in hell, It's a merry f...
egyptiancamel: Me being me.
egyptiancamel (egyptiancamel)
e cold though. I don't believe in Santa Claus(e). I don't believe in elves. Nobody fucking lives at the North Pole! I don't have very many ...
keepemcoming: Christmas!
alan (keepemcoming)
pre-order of Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess came with a note that said, "The Elves got behind this year! They will have your copy ready to ship in early April....
firstwar: New Year's Resolution (Or, My Life in a Bottle)
firstwar (firstwar)
sweet, and flowed down their throats like silk. Yet with each swallow the pair of elves flinched as if the liquid was scalding. "How long have you had this?" Maglor ...
evulkoneko: Good morning!
evulkoneko (evulkoneko)
day And their economy would fail So they'd all turn into gremlins And bugger up e-mail As for the elves... They were all stoned anyway. I wrote it on the plane home from Holland. ;)......
hiviv_xliv_xlvi: Evil is the counterfeiting of Virtue
hiviv_xliv_xlvi (hiviv_xliv_xlvi)
one evil son of a bitch. No, not bin laden. Or stalin. Or the Keebler Elves. Lets talk about Pat Robertson. Wow. This dude has influence over a huge section of ...
breatheonsister: her kind
postures of uneasy sex acts (breatheonsister)
elves, closets, silks, innumerable goods; fixed the suppers for the worms and the elves: whining, rearranging the disaligned. anne sexton, "her kind"......
ladyaridane: ok i guess
GreenLadyKat (ladyaridane)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
toxic_lilly: Ok, I'll bite.....
toxic_lilly (toxic_lilly)
things or propose a conga line dance. 3. They have sex...think about having sex...have sex with themselves...frequently. 4. Grima actually gets some. 5. Incredible leaps out of canon occur with astounding regularity. 6. They ...
rockyroxmysox
i'm mighty mouse!!!!!! (rockyroxmysox)
Clown, and no, she isn't scary at all or anything. Anyways, she was in The Elves and the Shoemaker, the last childrens' play I participated in with Chris Carnicelli, and ...
chaeri: well, duh...
rhie (chaeri)
forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race:Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans....
access_nikita: Kids have the best imaginations...
access_nikita (access_nikita)
nking Santa lived at JCPenney. When I was very little my mum told me that santa's elves were EVERYWHERE. I took this very seriously and whenever I went into the toilet ...
meleth: Curiouser and Curiouser
I'm crazy Gary Oldman! (meleth)
elves. Good-natured 3rd-floor Kohler elves. At one point last week, I filled my oatmeal...
juniorpony: BROADCASTING LIVE FROM DENVER, COLORADO.
Junior Pony (juniorpony)
s on an AIRPLANE, which I am still convinced run on magic and luck.  There are elves in the hatches.  We are en route to Denver now, and there quite a few ...
entert2287ainm: dazzler Crispin contribution
entert2287ainm (entert2287ainm)
a brain hemorrhage five years ago, was 79. Hellman rows exhales funnily:intimating sublayer relented elves online texas hold em strip poker texas hold em online Andrea sakes,Hessians poker...
yami_suzaku: Doll Meetup at Deptford Mall
yami_suzaku (yami_suzaku)
their names... ^^;; but I think the boy is nakitama's Flint? maybe? ...and these are sylvrdragon's elves? I didn't catch their names either... but the little boy is PANIC PANIC's Yen?? maybe? ...?. ...
steptotheleft
It's Just a Jump...to the Left! (steptotheleft)
evil, but Tolkien felt it was hard to believe and replaced Chuck Norris with the Elves, Hobbits, Humans, and Dwarves. Upon hearing he was to be omitted, Chuck Norris flew ...
hanasays: Bah.
Hana (hanasays)
people might yell at me for drinking too much even though they drink a lot themselves... ;-) Random 4 am thoughts: 1. We need road elves. Road elves pave the roads ...
elena_francis: .:День Первый:.
Elena Francis (elena_francis)
The End Which is Also a Beginning. I have many names and even more faces. Elves called me the Elia, for Tigrans and Nomads I was the Great one, Terrenians ...
robynsong
Robyn Silversong (robynsong)
distracted..lol) Five Dragons, one for each element and one for Spirit...(Guardian Dragons) White- Spirit Blue- Water Green- Earth Red- Fire Yellow- Air Elves Fairies Humans Etc. The only dragons that exist are the Guardian Dragons and the hatchlings from the Guardian Dragons.......
aves_corax: *grumbles*
aves_corax (aves_corax)
tend to be the ones in the middle. Not as sexy as the Night Elves; not as stumpy as the dwarves or gnomes. As a human, you pretty ...
katmorning
Kat Morning (katmorning)
a thought. He'll be lucky if it doesn't turn into a treatise on badgers, elves, and imaginary ice otters.......
esmeelf: Just a real quickie..
esme (esmeelf)
on with some stuff. Hahaha, not work of course this is much more important, naked elves take priority over work EVERY time *grin* The weekend was a quiet one. I didn't ...