children

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passercul: Swiped from
Serdiven (passercul)
wore today?: Caterpillars! Your weakness: There must be various. Turtles I suppose? Your fears: Masses of children and their parents. Cockroaches. I'm starting to feel apprehensive about scorpians and centipedes too, ...
294729472749274: So I have this idea. Public because you guys need to hear this.
Jessica (294729472749274)
excuse.There are over 2 million people in America waiting to adopt.There are absolutely no unwanted children. 2 million......
adrunkencadence: 602(J) represent
MoldavankaBandit (adrunkencadence)
or something more like the precious seconds of immortal sainthood involved in being a D.O.T.S. O! Children, thieves, rebels, I harken thee! Let desent happen in skirmishes! Never get caught! TELL ...
theatremad
theatremad (theatremad)
to the bus stop. Chose a First Prayers book that has lovely words, many written by children, including The Lords Prayer re-written in children's language. Illustrations in it are lovely so ...
sidestep_life: Paris, France
sidestep_life (sidestep_life)
de la Villette. It was funny and I was trying to explain to the french children around who were watching what we were doing. Yesterday, a statue in the Louvre ...
joylee06: Hands On
joylee06 (joylee06)
8 hours. I think there are like 20 faces. There it is. I stenciled the Save The Children......
motosega
Mr Nibbles (motosega)
Jesus and people looking at what I'm reading and writing at work) - adopt a children for the very convenient price of 25£ a month: I think I can afford th...
starlightaeris: Long rest of the story
Shandi (starlightaeris)
quite a few Anime stores while Ive been here too. Final Fantasy Advent Children comes out on September 14...here. Dang! I cant wait for it to c...
meghadutam
meghadutam (meghadutam)
children will definitely learn, especially if I am still here after six years and have a...
don_carlo: more proof of the ZOG conspiracy
don_carlo (don_carlo)
was sent these videos. http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/12111492.htm Diversity committee flunks Barney video A video that aims to teach tolerance to schoolchildren has been canceled for Broward County schools after critics said it could confuse or even...
baron_jin
Jin (baron_jin)
children. There is no cradle. Wake up from your dreams, fated children. The dream is not going. Arise. Discover the...
nealbailey
Neal Bailey (nealbailey)
children and adults." Sexual health for children. WHERE'S ASHCROFT WHEN YOU NEED HIM?......
jerseycajun: Yanked from wtf_inc.
jerseycajun (jerseycajun)
to comply with such an absurd request. More likely it was an attempt to 'escape' noisy children.......
xotruluvwaitzox: omg, freaky
xotruluvwaitzox (xotruluvwaitzox)
was elected President in 1960. >> >>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. >> >>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. >> >>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. >> >>Both Presidents were shot...
glazedlife
At your Discretion (glazedlife)
nothing that I've ever seen before today. Melanie and I just walked over to the Children's Hospital. We go there bi-daily to either get food or to get coffee....
yellowfrog7: Ughh!!
yellowfrog7 (yellowfrog7)
the screen, typingThree things I want to do before I die:1Be married to my lover2Have children with my lover3Bring someone to ChristThree things I can do:1Spilts2Be poetic3ShopThree ways to describe ...
gothic_poison (in gothic_beauties): Am I a Gothic Beauty?
Spider (gothic_poison)
Arctica, Icon & the Black Roses, Toto, and i also listen to Billy Idol, Metallica, Children of Bodom, Lullacry... And i adore the work of Sibelius, Beethoven, Mozart, Saint-Saens, Brahms, ...
hppyndlgrl: PIN YOUR WINGS DOOOOOOWN
Dont Sugar Coat this...its not that sweet. (hppyndlgrl)
CHILDREN they live in her roof We're a 10 but shes not really... ...neither am I... ;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥It's almost time ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥......
tigerlace: What I did at work today
Elizabeth (tigerlace)
to waste it. Maybe it’s wrapped up in neat little packages and sent off to the starving children in Africa. The lucky ones receive boxes from thin white volunteers braving the AIDS and insects seeking to ...
chibirisuchan: Chapter 7
chibirisuchan (chibirisuchan)
children learned as many baby-related kanji as Iruka could explain to them -- blanket, cradle, bottle, toy; they...
rivendellrose
Jen Northwood (rivendellrose)
about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." "I know this is painful for the ladies ...
dienaar: 36 hours of freedom
dienaar (dienaar)
touch! Sit on your bottom please." I really do love my job. I love these children and I'm really excited about learning more, getting to know more......
yayoikh: Getting to know you...
yayoikh (yayoikh)
about my trip to Costa Rica, I was not exactly in the mood for loud children and crowded mini-vans. Nevertheless, some interesting things happened neither in Baltimore nor DC, ...
gringovintage: The Ghost of Walter Cronkite
Sean Williams (gringovintage)
nursed the ones whose blood trickled with poison As they cursed the new world and damn all theyre children He drew in the dust from all bricks that were crumbling and put out the flames with rainfall and lightning......
stivers
Stivers (stivers)
ut......
overandoveragin: You Don't Have to Put Your Hand in the Dog's Mouth to Know It Will Bite
Sacred Blue (overandoveragin)
of taking from the till irks me just a tad. Now, I work with young children and helping my aunt recover from her hip surgery. I'm doing well, and I'm ...
fortheluvoflife
fortheluvoflife (fortheluvoflife)
'em three Children playing on the beach ...
elfmagic15
Ellen (elfmagic15)
from number one." "The Vatican had previously appeared to approve of the books, saying they helped children to understand the difference between good and evil."......
lyralily: First Day of Work
marrisa (lyralily)
well. I'll learn to cope, I'm sure (I hope?). Also: who the hell would give adorable children names like "Olin," "Declan," "Channing," and "Beau"? (Those are just a few of the ...
lizziethered: This day officially sucks
lizziethered (lizziethered)
fighting black-outs from lowblood suger and the rioting migrain caused by 11 small screaming children. So i salvaged my sanity by telling myself that i would get off, go home,...
darthjarjar: Permissive Parenting
Ryan (darthjarjar)
did parenting become such a passive activity? Why are people so goddamn persmissive of their children? People bring their horrible, screaming, violent little exposed-nerve-ending of a child into the store, ...
krazypunkstar
a child lost (krazypunkstar)
Children Speak Do children speak? Why yes, yes they do. But it is rare; our ears...
theparisian
Annabelle (theparisian)
his life can't be complete without Dallas every afternoon at two, and All My Children at seven. According to my mother, it throws his bowels off. If he...
laurelwood: Critters must look different in Sweden
LaurelWood (laurelwood)
I was expecting to eat. (The one bonus is that they also featured what the children called "foreign-tasting" fruit flavors, so more for me.) Take a look at the lurid ...
thoth_of_nd: While I'm still not completely convinced of the existence of Deity . . .
Tom (thoth_of_nd)
failing was having a sweet tooth around American soldiers. The fucking monsters killed 24 Iraqi children. Deliberately. Fluellen from "Henry V" comes to mind:"Kill the boys and the luggage! 't...
blurredyearning: Spankin’ New Undies
Tonya (blurredyearning)
didn’t go to Grandma’s today. I spent the day with Mom. I watched All My Children with her today. That stuff is addictive! OMG!! It’s like they know how to ...
suicidalecho: I refuse.
suicidalecho (suicidalecho)
today I learned That from the time midnight hits till the time Noon sneaks up, 30,000 children have died from extreme poverty. Thirty-thousand children that are MY, RESPONSIBILITY. Because today I learned That from ...
pinksenshi
pinksenshi (pinksenshi)
Children, because what I have seen so far has got me. Tiffa and Barret have a...
blue_serenity: Quotes
blue_serenity (blue_serenity)
worth living for man. - Socrates -People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children - Bill Watterson -The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the...
pocky_imp
Kelly, master of the pigmoose (pocky_imp)
the third episode of Unlimited, Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman and Green Lantern get turned into children. It was freakish and adorable at the same time. But the best thing...
busilak
busilak (busilak)
Vietnam War draft evaders are pardoned by President Carter Singer Anita Bryant starts her "Save Our Children" crusade against gay rights Elvis Presley dies in his Graceland bathroom Congress creates a Department of ...
make_the_time: Can You Do A Pig?
Another Radiohead (make_the_time)
label on soda cans and bottles because sodas are mildly addictive and not suitable for children. I wish I was making this up, I......
soldiergrrrl: A comment on another journal....
Jen (soldiergrrrl)
most of my friends'.) Um. Aren't parents supposed to have more power over their children, espcially when they're young and well...inexperienced? Last time I checked, my parents, when ...
seik: Politics!
Zing (seik)
a child's crushed bicycle. Mothers wailed and beat themselves after a suicide bomber killed 18 children and teenagers getting candy and toys from American soldiers. One of the soldiers was among ...
alfredprufrockj
Alfie (alfredprufrockj)
their Throats and trampled under Vainy marble anecdotes Locked and guarded by chains And wrought-iron gates like Coy children who cannot be trusted Not to wander into the street And such is done in vain -...
iceetoile
the only way (iceetoile)
night for the most adorable little girls, I may not be a huge fan of children, but they were sweethearts. Also, money! Now I am rich, huzzah! I love babysitting, ...
zeitkristall
the girl who wanted to be god (zeitkristall)
Children of Bodom, Art Brut, Crazy Titch, Shok Muzik, Munk Djs, Dj Oliver Koletzki, Dj Dennis...
invisigoth51: Ramblings.
Invisigoth (invisigoth51)
way to work THIS morning.... what would top the last time? Running over small children maybe? Also, it is TOO HOT. Everywhere. Sleeping involves lying stretched out on top ...
threeboy: Sorry
Threeboy (threeboy)
children but he "didn't inhale."LameJournal™ only in neverland.......
i_be_travi: Cliff notes
Travis (i_be_travi)
children wouldn't calm down so we had to stop the dance stuff I wanted to snap the...
lightamatch
ceci n'est pas eugene (lightamatch)
ge is so funny.......
bluecatbashful: Creative Writing
I'm Not Here (bluecatbashful)
of festivals, and with Consecration so close by, there was little to do for the children of San Rafael except to spend their afternoons playing in the fields. The ...
frecklesinureye
frecklesinureye (frecklesinureye)
now the only words that would come out of my mouth are not suitable for children......
modusmoongodess
Modus Moon Godess (modusmoongodess)
washed up boozing, strep throat and perscription meds. Oh, I am a text book case of "Children, Don't try this at home." It's all Erica's fault. Hey, it's gotta be someones, and usually ...
schroedersoul
Christobal (schroedersoul)
me for as long as I've realized it's there. You figure out what that is, children. Nothing I do is right. Nothing I do is wrong. ...the chicken was pretty good, though.......
jimmyen: But still you will return my stare from a crush of blushing brides to be...
Jimmyen DaGrit (jimmyen)
was walking to the store I was thinking about things I'd like to tell my children.  If, like, I had kids, and there was some bit of fatherly advice I ...
istilexst
istilexst (istilexst)
better experience than I could have imagined. The kids in the group were wonderful children and worked so well together and were so good to each other, us leaders inclu...
pinklili: *wow, entry i never showed.*
le mojon (pinklili)
everywhere. love is the world. Looking out the window and seeing life. Trees, nature, birds, children, wind, the sun, a blue sky, clouds, leaves. He's made it all so beautiful, no? Love...
bas_nylon: Ewwwww.
La fille aux bas nylon (bas_nylon)
to the gym. Obviously the man has to live somewhere, but near where large groups of children congregate? Captain Obvious? By Rachel Kleinman July 14, 2005 - 6:09PM Convicted child rapist and pedophile ...
gallowglass
King of Shadows (gallowglass)
stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and where the faeries mind their ...
tregwilym: House Slytherin wants you
Gwilym ap Daffyd (tregwilym)
means I will have to dress in wizardly black garb and I will be encouraging children to have an unhealthy interest in the occult and Black Magic. So out of ...
kikayfetz: homework. para madali hanapinpag nasa bahay nako
fetz (kikayfetz)
woman's bloodstream to infect her unborn child. As this is a generally mild disease in children, the primary medical danger of rubella is the infection of pregnant women, which may ...
snowbirdflyaway
it's like you're always stuck in second gear (snowbirdflyaway)
every summer for the past thirteen years. camp freedom. a week long camp for children with hemophilia. i attended as a camper until i was too old and have r...
kazzy_cee: Things I am pondering
kazzy-cee or Onlyme (kazzy_cee)
children ask for stuff for school 10 minutes before they leave, especially when it's stuff that...
deadflowerss: Nothing to do
deadflowerss (deadflowerss)
children are sending me to crazy town... I have tried making a new vid but nothing works...
revv_drake_grom: Actual Update
Imo (revv_drake_grom)
plat Putt Putt....hehe it was great fun! We were the oldest ones there without children :P I won!!! hehe We also went for a walk down to the Breakwater (which i...
missangelic: The Return of the Miss
missangelic (missangelic)
now on holiday! Yay!! Doing a whole lot of communting between Glasgow and Dundee. Looking after children in the hope that they won't kill each other. Looking forward to heading off to sunny...
glory_to_glory: Is it Thursday already?
glory_to_glory (glory_to_glory)
voice of the LORD from the burning bush, said to him,"When I go to the children of Israel and say to them,‘The God of your fathers has sent me to ...
cbloveskc: Life so far...
cbloveskc (cbloveskc)
responsibility issues than Wanda primarily due to the fact of my education, skills, no children, and other hindering factors. I’ve been working OT for the past 2 days, plus t...
dragonnaelf: miscellany
dragon n'a'elf (dragonnaelf)
Children ~ Madeleine had a "blowout" while sitting on my lap last night. I had been wearing...
spiderpig: and when it comes down to that...
A. Tan (spiderpig)
children, yours truly had her Literature paper and General Paper returned today. As you all know,...
lavita_bella: The return of "him"
lavita_bella (lavita_bella)
ok when it comes to this man....I wanted to marry this man and have his children and when that didn't happen he was a major cause for the depression I ...
quingawaga: Let your people go? No way, man
quingawaga (quingawaga)
You are Pharaoh, the “divine” ruler of Egypt. You are infamous for forcing the Children of Israel into brutal captivity in the land of Egypt. Because of your pride, y...
xxaiedailxx
Sindhu (xxaiedailxx)
about. She's a keeper. You know, I really don't know how to take care of sick children.........
narcotic_dusk (in potates): For love of Potates
Cat (narcotic_dusk)
children. ......
lightwalker
Tessa (lightwalker)
to go about the ordinary business of living without a car. This at once disables children under the legal driving age, some elderly people, and those who cannot afford the ...
_lipstick_stain: Love is an excuse to get hurt, and to hurt....
<3 Jessi <3 (_lipstick_stain)
went on the swings and the jungle gym lol ((Gosh. It's a good thing te children around here are deaf...)) I leave for Ocean City on Saturday, and I'll be......
tor_beckham: If it's printed, it must be true!
Victoria (tor_beckham)
Children grow up, that's what they do. My Brooklyn certainly did. He's not exactly leaving for...
elina
Elina Hopper (elina)
Weekend of Incredible Fannish Squee that is about to unfold. I mean, 1. Challenge for the Children *waves to NSYNC fandom*, 2. Comic Con in San Diego, 3. Season premieres of SG1, SGA, ...
rcm9554
rcm9554 (rcm9554)
upon awakening from your decade-long coma, you'll discover that the asylum doctors have begotten seven children......
nowaistatall
nowaistatall (nowaistatall)
suicide car bomb exploded next to U.S. troops handing out candy and toys, killing 18 children and teenagers Wednesday. Parents heard the shattering explosion and raced out to the discover ...
tommie_girl42
tommie_girl42 (tommie_girl42)
couple of times and decided that really, Harry's anger is justified. So many adults treat children like they can't handle the truth or any repsonability, when studies have shown that ...
cargoweasel: Moronic Cynicism
Cargo Q. Weasel (cargoweasel)
it's basically the "bastard culture" you described months ago. CYD and all the angry children, all the way up to Ann Coulter, yes. Moronic cynics. Some excerpts: Moronic ...
thawordmonkee: So far gone
annoyinglittlebug (thawordmonkee)
would have predicted, actually. But he has already made comments about marriage and children. It scares me a little bit. I was at his grandma's house, lookin...
moonshadowone: thanks kerri & obie
moonshadowone (moonshadowone)
I was 1 year into my 2nd marriage, had an infant son and 2 small children,was living in Providence,and had yet to meet my now closest friends.Graduated with my AA ...
honus: Gah! War in Iraq! All bad news!!!
Eric (honus)
A suicide car bomb exploded next to U.S. troops handing out candy and toys, killing 18 children and teenagers Wednesday. Parents heard the shattering explosion and raced out to the discover the worst ...
vestalvixen
Miss LaDiva (vestalvixen)
kept running after seeing people land on their heads. Heh. Lemmings. I don't particularly like children/people who......
eggshelldress: half-blood prince
Megan (eggshelldress)
DAYS BITCHES!!!!!!!   But I am sedate, serene, and sophisticated. And those books are for children. ... Okay. I am incredibly fucking excited to get my book delivered to me on Saturday. I...
jonny_lawrey
jonny_lawrey (jonny_lawrey)
nning with strong intent, they slaughtered all that stood in there way. Men, women and children all fell to there feet. Well that’s not entirely true. They were cut down… ...
lilgriff78: my numbers
lilgriff78 (lilgriff78)
have tried (I'm currently on a combination of Fung Shui and Mormonism) 5 ….the number of children who must call me aunt 9….the number of children who actually call me aunt. 570…the am ...
hurricainfran
Parker Martini (hurricainfran)
a drunken coma, it's just that I'm as good with technology as I am with children. Or homeless people. Other than that, um, life is pretty dull. I've watched ...
thechaim42: Stolen from
Chaim (thechaim42)
- Always sit at least 100 yards from sun. - When applying sunscreen, get children on the beach to help with those hard-to-reach spots. - UV rays can ...
tay_angel: New Fandom Magnificent 7
tay_angel (tay_angel)
piece of work. Another fic I'm reading is Little Bitches which as JD and Vin as children it's really great so far. So far I've only read the Old West Version so ...
agentorrange
Shawn "Agent" Orrange (agentorrange)
children, you’d think they were discussing the latest desirable fashion accessory. “I can’t wait to have...
anguauberwald
anguauberwald (anguauberwald)
all full of stories and fables, adventures and the like. And is indoctrinated into most children practically at birth. Hmmm. I should probablly say something more meaningfull but LJ's aren't ...
qaraya: in slow motion, the blast is beautiful
qaraya (qaraya)
children/animals, and that's because they're always out of stock." - Me There's gonna be an inspirational...
aerodrummer: David's birthday
aerodrummer (aerodrummer)
birthday. Too bad the French celebrate his birthday. On the eve of my birthday, children leave their shoes outside and expect them to be filled with gifts in the mo...
icygoodbye
icygoodbye (icygoodbye)
me out i wont mind but i will kill her if she burns the innocent children after me.......
invig
invig (invig)
have consequence" to the universe in general. the repetition of your own DNA through children may be seen as virtual eternal life. this is very attractive to those that hav...
hellison: A Productive Day!
eatin (hellison)
children) I actually managed to wake up at c.9.30 today in preparation to put the final...
wisetara: Food for Thought
wisetara (wisetara)
or sit for hours. There's a two story Barnes and Noble here. I imagine the children will be mostly on the lower level buying the damn book. T......
razzamatazza: Tristan Burretness
razzamatazza (razzamatazza)
How was I to know if my parents valued other people, people who weren't their children, more than me? It wouldn't have surprised me one bit. They always acted like ...
j_me_peace: reflecting
j-me-peace (j_me_peace)
children screaming for fun echo over the tops of the walls, into the office im attached to a...
thenewaves: sometimes i listen to feminist rock and roll
the ugly casanova (thenewaves)
if we all got guns To off the fucking pigs and all the other motherfuckers Raping the children they paint like dolls Jon Benet didn't scream cuz she never fucking was Come on now ...
mousie962 (in law_n_order_svu)
Jessalynn (mousie962)
children, I am back. Okay, so the past 2 stories I have posted have been...
jmpaolilli: words to remember
Jena Marie Paolilli (jmpaolilli)
other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us....
breakfastjack: sfagdsad
breakfastjack (breakfastjack)
r more, but work prohibits me from doing so. I had some crazy dreams involving small children turning into dwarves after they rode on this weird tram thing that moved over ...
onda_bianca: Subjecting the subject to what exactly?
Jenny (onda_bianca)
that is supposedly filled with love. I am bothered that a religion will teach children songs like "Jesus Loves Me" while the same members are out carrying posters stating ...
abnormalchick
abnormalchick (abnormalchick)
children everywhere but for the most part its good....i mean its 15dollars an hour...how could i...
__touchthesun (in realhtownmetal): children of bodom
l'etoile noire (__touchthesun)
CHILDREN OF BODOM, WITHOUT QUESTION. if you like them or want to know more about them, you...
darkseid109: I just don't get it.
darkseid109 (darkseid109)
hell? What could that man/group even begin to think they accomplished by killing 17 CHILDREN!!!??? How can a human being be so fucking cold hearted, to his own people, wh...
vervassal: Lord, confound this surly sister...
Sophia (vervassal)
lumps. Got a tetanus shot... I'm exhausted. I don't think I'm cut out to have children. Mar sin leibh!......
whatsitsface: Adventures in Suburbia-Encore
whatsitsface (whatsitsface)
have a girl there with her. So now the total is up to 6 children under the age of 8. After rounding them all up for lunch and ...
squirrelgirlem: It's Just a Little Bit of History Repeating...
squirrelgirlem (squirrelgirlem)
in the whole school and I was the only Emily in the class and...being small children...we thought it was totally awesome that it was "my" hurricane. We watched the news ...
trypd: A more valid rant
trypd (trypd)
500 percent of the expected rate. Wife - http://www.aapsonline.org/nod/newsofday188.htm Wife - Note: the EXPECTED!!!! rate Wife - Six children who died unexpectedly one to two days after immunization with this product were autopsied......
binkus
binkus (binkus)
children Rather reserved Highly attentive Likes to criticize Needs close friends Ambitious and serious Smart, neat and organized Hardworking and...
andrewunger: Cabiria!
anatomyofcriticism (andrewunger)
bbc report called Secret Swami about this sai baba guy in india who molested children but is revered as a god. it was pretty interesting. it gave me an idea...
klinkpink: Picnic - check
Jonas (klinkpink)
top it off: a good ride in the upside-down-kind-of-Twister-machine set up to scare as well children as faint-hearted Google-employees (yours truly not included). This oncce again goes to prove that ...
after_glo
after_glo (after_glo)
Aparently. *whistles* On another note, I had a conversation with Hannah this evening about abused children. Aparently they are manipulative and lots of other mean words. The importance of this is...
epiphaniesrus: Benedict XVI - doing good works!
JP (epiphaniesrus)
Read all about it! New Catholic Pope still obsessed with the seduction of children! Says he's "Against" this time... read all about it! What's the concern exactly... that ...
ncsudisneygirl: About time for another update....
ncsudisneygirl (ncsudisneygirl)
time for an update. I started a two week class on Monday about counseling children and adolescents. All of the school psych students are in there and we're ...
nyx_of_darkness: "Ankh mes seret, seret mes ma'at." Life brings wisdom, wisdom brings truth.
nyx_of_darkness (nyx_of_darkness)
years till it is full. when i am older the book will go to my children if they chose to be wiccan or to whom ever i chose to teach. ...
meggie2020003: grrr!
meaghan (meggie2020003)
had 2 dp's. I'm thirsty, but hunger is farther from my mind than having children. I just had to mention that didn't I....The truth is that that has ...
elfkind1: I got those step-father blues
elfkind1 (elfkind1)
was used, but I'm sure it is very personal. My mother has taken the children to "the tin can" and to Strasburg to see Z's best friend Thomas. ...
zephyr_42: Shameless self-promotion.
That Fedora Guy (zephyr_42)
children, here's all the important information you should know... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HIS DARK MATERIALS, PART 2 Saturday, July 16, 7:00 Sunday,...
cutiepie65: ...so tell me that we belong together...
cutiepie65 (cutiepie65)
camper show at work = me and some great people praying to God that the children wont fall on their faces and cry in the middle of it all.  they ...
lido_key: Tough love vs. spanking
lido_key (lido_key)
children, soI have tried other methods to control our kids when they have one of"those moments"....
sankalp: I am God...
sankalp (sankalp)
call that power Allah. He has given me everything in abundance. Spirituality resides in children, in their innocence. To me, acting is also spiritual. When I act, however good or...
poohbea300: Hello!!!
poohbea300 (poohbea300)
public school like Kindergarten. Even though diapers suck and you never understand what some children say. I still love the age. They are so freaking cute! They are only ages...
thellamamayor: OW
♥ (thellamamayor)
Children. Little Children=OMG RUNNING. ow. I move my arm and it hurts. o__o......
skyler_daemon
Distorted Reflection (skyler_daemon)
children who do not meet a certain standard that they must be terminated and their parents...
cid_bahamut: whatever
Patrick, Other Jeremy (cid_bahamut)
episode of Bleach is really fucking with my head. the identity crisis and small smiling children surrounded by blood. go figure.......
typhoid_fever
typhoid_fever (typhoid_fever)
informing the aforementioned of a few dangers in delivering Half-Blood Prince: Delivery personnel should anticipate children may attempt to expedite delivery of this book on Saturday, July 16, 2005. In these...
wildislandcurve: haha SHELLS STUCK IN TRAFFIC
Casey J (wildislandcurve)
my awesome dog cute and tiny..will live in the house with us and our 3 children...Zeke the oldest and the twins....Alex(girl) and Kneo(boy) yep....mmhhmmm thats one awesome family...ahhh i'm bored ...
dragonlily03: Speaking of Harry Potter...
DragonFire (dragonlily03)
they are doing, they are heading into dangerous waters." Yes, I mean, before you know it, children will be running around shouting "Serpensortia!" and we'll be overrun with snakes. Uh...huh.......
eyelid: thoughtfulness
eyelid (eyelid)
the fore of the Supreme Court nomination Thang with the names of millions of so-conservative-they-molest-children candidates. Instead they seem to be flirting with the idea of moderate candidates. Why do...
cedechan
Celeste (cedechan)
to "Oh Ms.Tardee...Would you happen to posses any 6's?" *tears hair out* How can little children stand such annoying games?! anyway My other cousin Ben(hes 17) he took, Oliver,Kurtis, Katie and ...
anushka28
anushka28 (anushka28)
children get their hands on harry potter and the half blood prince.... the terrorists win! because.... when you teach a child to read, everyone wins! :) j'adore john stewart.........
presidentscroob: Welcome your new, mousy overlord.
Senat'ka (presidentscroob)
to do nothing short of stomp around in the mouse costume itself and entertain children. Be prepared to be amazed at my awesome skillz at doing The Robot as a...
theantipansy: as anne would say, i am very bless-ed
Kristen (theantipansy)
for a group called ASPIRE. ASPIRE is an organization that helps low-income families with children forced to deal with various disabilities, ranging from birth defects that affect their mobility ...
ynisprydain: Under Creation is Construction where by you get Florida
ynisprydain (ynisprydain)
eyes stairing onto what we see and lay gasping to sights we like or hate in truth the children in our minds turn to air announcing they have grown fool bloom our perseptions our dreams ...
x_m_i_a_x
Groundscrew Sue (x_m_i_a_x)
ad hurts a bit though from smacking myself with the maracas. haha. oh, how these children are geniuses.... :) bed for me. i got home around 1145. all i wanted to ...
jewable
Chewable Jewable (jewable)
we have a bunny rabbit, I have a job where I get to work with children (with Nate, Jen and Ben as co-workers), I'm dating someone I adore, my grandmother ...
eireannach
Marie (eireannach)
easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.......
getawaydriver7: rapid hope gain : )
shawny (getawaydriver7)
in the day?  So yeah, we took over that place and after helping about a bazillion children put on their skates it got way fun.  (the free lunch didn’t hurt either).  ...
canonicusmalfoy
Draco Malfoy (canonicusmalfoy)
night I'm dressing up like a Death Eater and I'll be off to traumatize small children as we all wait for the release of Half Blood Prince. Yeah, I know. ...
7th_deviant: Taking stock of 28 years.
7th_deviant (7th_deviant)
had grown up. It was also unsettling. Hearing about people I had played with as children (many of whom are younger than me)......
redeeming_angel (in parenting101)
Bobbie (redeeming_angel)
me say bomb the house, some say don't bomb the house. I have two small children, both under 3 and they have many toys. If I do bomb the house, ...
nodmslindistrss: The Library Files: Patrons can't read... how bizarre
Ali (nodmslindistrss)
I want to thank the mother with the three small boys who came into the children's room today and selected some books for summer reading. Not only did you ...
artificialbunny
artificialbunny (artificialbunny)
ys all week, as i've been slinging coffee at the seascape tennis tourney. ::sigh:: some children just don't try hard enough to win their darwin awards. ...and don't even get me ...
upchuck53: Random thoughts
Charles (upchuck53)
ree or at a party, he was always doing Mathematics.  He was a bit eccentric.  He called children Epsilons(which is a symbol used to denote small quantities), and he walked like a gorilla ...
minxfic: GIGS!!!!
minx (minxfic)
Children have gone to granny's...the joyful sound of silence. Leaving about midday. In queue by 2ish. Much...
andrewjohn62: More Theatre
andrewjohn62 (andrewjohn62)
musicals in no praticular. Jesus Christ Superstar Hello Dolly Into The Woods Songs For A New  World Phantom of The Opera Children of Eden Oklahoma ......
rhionnach: Evil Hary Potter - again!
Rhionnach (rhionnach)
children into areas of evil"." Oh no not again! Why can't these stupid people try reading the...
sandyfishnets: ma and pa's
sandyfishnets (sandyfishnets)
sweat and skin not close enough to devour and hour passes after hour Chalk drawn line between two silly children two souls suddenly caught in never turning back Panic deep your blade at the tip of a fingernail small ...
doggieandbone: Famous Celebrity Dies
doggieandbone (doggieandbone)
in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also...
chaotic_avatar: Pope condemns Harry Potter books
Matt (chaotic_avatar)
op calling him that?) has been quoted as saying that the Harry Potter books lead children away from the teachings of the church before they have a chance to learn ...
bakemonolisa
Far Cry (bakemonolisa)
>:O" Erika: XDDDD Erika: roll th Rs!! Me: Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrry. Erika: XDDD I'm totally doing that tomorrow and frightening small children. No, actually, I'll probably be asleep all night. e.e; I rescued this little kitten from Erika's...
nemo71: Bears don't wear wigs. Humans do. Who's smarter?
nemo71 (nemo71)
bring's the increasing need for something that lasts beyond one's self. A monument. A book. Children. My uncle and sister's b-days have me scratching my head w/......
been_there
been_there (been_there)
children arrives. Come on people, it's too freaking late for this!! I just wanted...
dangerous_619: Justice
dangerous_619 (dangerous_619)
giver," the man who believes we can change the world, who lets sick dieing children come have a free day of fun before they die at his home where there...
prhottienena: Diabetes
prhottienena (prhottienena)
need to survive.there are type types type 1,type 1.5,and type 2 type 1 is usually on children and young adults.. researches say that they anti-body in the blood of some people ...
chiaconan: Vacation Questions
Conan-Monica (chiaconan)
in your household (ALL included), would I be able to visit your house? (Parents, spouses, children...et cetera) 03. Would I stay in your house, or in a close hotel/motel/inn? (About how ...
whoopdeedooo: get the guns out get the guns out your love is a deserter
whoopdeedooo (whoopdeedooo)
Highly attentive.Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous.......
n8an: Whee!
'Nathan (n8an)
stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and where the faeries mind their ...
delicia_li: hats of happiness
Licia (delicia_li)
children to make hats and seeing all the kids wif colourfully made hats reading the book-Where's...
parchmentheart: dream
parchmentheart (parchmentheart)
whatever they could find to barter for food with other people. The house looked like children had decorated it from scavenging. 'nuff said. One night......
prmntwanderlust: Harry or Charlie?
Valerie (prmntwanderlust)
the Chocolate Factory. Which one will win? Normally (my faith not so great in American children)I'd agree, hands down the movie would win. My bet goes to Harry Potter. Have yo...
kh11: Memo From GazeBO
kh11 (kh11)
I opened my consecrated area to you. I wanted you to bare my children so that I could watch over all of you- shading you from the cruel ...
bostondave: more news
Dave, part-time Ruler of the Universe (bostondave)
gain blamed on drop in exercise no sh-- Sherlock Washing hands with soap cuts diseases in children No "Dukes" for Cooter Senators fight hidden sex in 'Grand Theft Auto' Hillary needs to find ...
czircon: Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Hot Scammack (czircon)
to allow you to play a minigame where you have sex. Think of the children! The children who, according to the ESRB ratings, shouldn't be playing the game ...
paperballet
paperballet (paperballet)
fast. and the teacher had already pretty much decided paisley was 'one of the worst' children she'd ever been around so whatever. paisley is a stubborn bitch. i'll give you all......
jabbagk79: i work with this person!
Gadrieal (jabbagk79)
School employee and church group leader is charged with multiple counts of sex crimes against children. Kevin Teed, 23, is accused of sexually assaulting two teenage boys. Some sex acts reportedly happened ...
lee_a_b (in kzoo_kids): Donate your time
lee_a_b (lee_a_b)
woman in the Gazette last April. She was already the mother of four small children, and in April she gave birth to quadruplets. They are home from the ...
manicjustice: Do they have the wrong guys?
Kevin Hughes-Jones (manicjustice)
like the nicest guys? I'm having trouble believing that anyone who works with disabled children would kill innocent people. They weren't really religious either. What's with that? If ...
moingfinne: steps and headaches
moingfinne (moingfinne)
children. Do not marry them, it only causes more head and heart ache than necessary....
audzilla: A Childfree "Prayer" for us Geeks
Audz (audzilla)
in our CF arsenal. ;) Oh fates who control such things, please protect us from the children we will encounter tonight. May they be well behaved and drool free. May all the parents ...
fuzzyila
Ila (fuzzyila)
children of same-sex marriage Ok, that's just wrong. The kids didn't ask to be born. ...
2ofdiamonds: ADVENT CHILDREN
CyanideCoffee Graphics (2ofdiamonds)
Children FIFTEEN FFVII: Advent Children ONE FFVII: Before Crisis I know a lot of them are the same,...
lady_fox: the joys...
Flutterby (lady_fox)
Noble. I find this amusing, and am, myself NOT going, because a combination of annoying children and crazy Potter fans might just drive me homicidal. And that wouldn't be good. ...
ez: most brutal hour in radio
Eric (ez)
to be exact...plus I have the big names such as Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, and Children of Bodom...the show will also have a local band, which I will play a few...
woodfjo: Another swing and a miss for Darwin
woodfjo (woodfjo)
Children, explosives and stupidity, straight from The Gump.......
luckysprite: Week three of UB almost done.
luckysprite (luckysprite)
and remember the week to write it.  Guest night was Wed., that means more children on campus, how much fun that was? There was other stuff, but oh well. Mo...
anon_coward3386: me no liek yuo
Anonymous Coward #3386^752 (anon_coward3386)
I never got to see Kraft's roadkill. The candy can give the wrong ideas to children? Yeah right. As if a 5 yr-old kid is going to steal mummy's car and ...
crzyholla22: this pillow is a better friend than you and i have ever been...
hollie (crzyholla22)
children..poor abigail is sick.. last night me and juls and jes watched saved by the bell all...
davenfonet
Todd Whitney (davenfonet)
need your cooperation. We have policies to address specifics such as weapons and lost children. We also have a general policy that we do not tolerate disruptive behavior of a...
ladyjaida
Curb Your Homoerotic Enthusiasm! (ladyjaida)
Weird, I was on Good Day NY with and and five really tiny children. We were all dressed up as Harry Potter characters. Did anyone see the spot? ...
hsuehf: Captain's Log, 2005-07-15
Frank Hsueh (hsuehf)
children of the 1950s study [JECH]. Conclusion: Father’s social class around the time of birth...
clearwateriris: Here I Go Again
Flower Girl (clearwateriris)
It was terrible waste of braincells but one thing's for sure... the cretin unicorn children haven't been going out much as of late. Haaaay I miss just hanging out and...
5amanthrax: Romance in sequence, harmful to the blind
Samanthrax (5amanthrax)
active ADD cases that we are. We will eat cereal and talk about disembowling little children, as usual. Lastnight after much lazyness, i decided i would finally make the pants ...
h8disease: stolen from
Mange (h8disease)
and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing as advocating sex with children. You are cruel and ignorant. You have been robbing me of the joys of motherhood...
maryjane23
maryjane23 (maryjane23)
Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift. ......
missundstood03: can you repeat the question?
missundstood03 (missundstood03)
I'm not sure about alex, oh well. It's only stupid "drama" from little Idiotic kids.. children. Anyway. I'm SO excitied......
easilyamusedzil
liz (easilyamusedzil)
children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies. " amazing! yes, Charlie and the...
liroa15: I love...
lirpa (liroa15)
length of time, since you still haven't written the Omerta challenge fic.) Work today. Many children are guaranteed. Wish me luck. Will be hell. But maybe Stu will actually know my...
hcrewzor
Catherine Pruszynski (hcrewzor)
It was a great idea to remake the movie now, when the majority of the children who read......
phiremangston: Snitched from
Bringer of DOOM (phiremangston)
stuck on a desert island with: Sayid (Lost) . . . marry, grow old and have children with: Radek Zelenka (Stargate Atlantis) . . . wander the wilderness with: Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatyanaryanamurthy ...
graht: Moffit
Graht (graht)
with: Cara from Wizard's First Rule series . . . marry, grow old and have children with: Danielle De Barbarac from......
foolhandy
I (foolhandy)
had hidden four bottles of beer around as a present, and when I gave the children a sweet each for my birthday (it's the done thing) they set about producing ...
sybilicious: Hello Angel Bird
Sybilicious (sybilicious)
well. You loved going to Miss Judy's house. She only keeps a few children of which you are the oldest. Miss Judy is a......
maramaitai: James: back again
Mara Jade (maramaitai)
drifting off into sweet oblivion when James woke me up. Then he abandoned his children to wolves and threatened his wife with a pair of rusty pliers, a vodka ...
one_more_tirade
one_more_tirade (one_more_tirade)
hadn't gathered that already) and it was really fun and there were millions of small children -wednesday i can't remeber whati did, which means it probly wasn't that great -thrusday i ran ...
adfreakdk: Australians suddenly notice nudity on TV
DK (adfreakdk)
“What we basically have is pornography and full-frontal nudity on television at a time when children are watching. These people have an aspiration to be porn stars,” says Trish Draper, ...
trt12: Harry Potter and flinging myself off a bridge
Ruey (trt12)
hat Harry Potter is not a good book for kids or Christians because it seduces children and blurs the line between good and evil. As John Stewart said on the ...
jhoc
jhoc (jhoc)
to a kids movie in the middle of the day expect there to be no children present?! if you want to see a kids movie, without the 'annoyance' of there ...
dreams_unspoken: FOR EVERYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
dreams_unspoken (dreams_unspoken)
You'll need flash and speakers up for this. *Language warning for those of you with small children running around!* "I am the Prince of Darkness....I will fuck your mother!"......
pernia: i'll meet you on the 5:17 bus
pernia (pernia)
meena. i played peek-a-boo with her and it's like "found money" when she smiled/laughed. wow, children are so amazing. so my lease is signed, and i'm......
naomishope: A Glass Half Full…of Lemonade!
naomishope (naomishope)
Children…they can get the best of us at times, but often they are the best of...
bankholdup4213: An Official Notice on This Amazing Collaboration
Banky (bankholdup4213)
consistently "dope" as the one MF Doom ("Definition: super villain, a killer who loves children"). And hot-shit producer Danger Mouse has been on a roll since that whole Grey A...
j2tb2004: What the FUCK?
j2tb2004 (j2tb2004)
the store and I wander over to look at some of the pics of missing children, you know, my civic duty and all. Then this Wal-mart employee comes up to ...
cenobitetwin: Bobby Brown
Matty (cenobitetwin)
that at one point, she was in The Bodyguard as the "beautiful diva". those poor children.......
autumn__kiss (in meet_other_moms)
Krissy (autumn__kiss)
Children: 1, his name is Joshua... he's going to be 4 on the 19th of July Sahm/wohm/wahm:...
beetnik
twism (beetnik)
children are AWOL. hmmm.........
xbrokenhalox: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka...
Holly (xbrokenhalox)
needs to go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, out in theaters NOW! Run, my children, don't walk to your nearest theater. Tell them Holly sent you. Trust me, you ...
dmitrivichangel: Holy Shit
dmitrivichangel (dmitrivichangel)
children spawned2Quiz created with MemeGen!......
ambersknave: TMI
Knave (ambersknave)
unless you're interested in knowing entirely So. In an effort to ensure that my four children remain my ONLY four children, I'm looking into a vasectomy. Tara's already been cut ...
angelbabyxo96
Samantha (angelbabyxo96)
shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it...
croire_aimer: So much to say... so little desire to say it
Anne (croire_aimer)
quadoo sometime before I go to California. In other news, I love the little children, besides......
lostwriter06: you'll be popular..la la la laaaaaaaa
lostwriter06 (lostwriter06)
etc....thank you, parentals, for setting me straight at a young age. I hate bratty children...they're annoying. GAA my brother is annoying...I wish I had......
kelshine
kelshine (kelshine)
marry an alcoholic. I’m afraid my husband will decide he’s gay after we have two children. I’m afraid ill stop eating healthy and doing yoga- afraid I might become obese. ...
vampiress144: new orleans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥ 'ello poppet! ♥ (vampiress144)
Time - 2 PM Number of Rooms : 1 Number of Nights: 3 Number of Adults: 2 Number of Children: 0 Room Type : STANDARD RM/1BA MX 2 ......
icy_x: Cried
icy_x (icy_x)
about the things that we don't dare to think of every day. I think about the children crying in the night, Listening to their parents screaming, for their marriage they will fight. I ...
azalemeth: SM64DS, have my children.
Jack (azalemeth)
150 so far. They were easy. The challenge now begins.... I've done everything from rescue lost children for their (beaked-and-flippered) parents; raced down ice-slides, caught rabbits for fun-and-minigames, gone fishing, gone ...
o0kathyann0o: Friday
Kath-izzle (o0kathyann0o)
ARD. These past 5 days just helped me realize how much more I don't want children. Go ahead and dump yours on me sometime but none of my own thank ...
rpflynn: 1910-1930 censuses - martinellis and delvecchios
rpflynn (rpflynn)
age 32 (she died 11 years later, when granddad was about 17 years old), with children as follows: Edward L. (granddad), age 6; Joseph G., age 4 years, 8 months; ...
shadowchocobo: Oh yeah, and...
shadowchocobo (shadowchocobo)
Children trailers from the English site to my dad. I thought that he'd like it, if...
tinner
Evil GM (tinner)
be stuck on a desert island with: Jeannie . . . marry, grow old and have children with: I agonized over this question fo......
m_chronicles: Books I read when I was young
m_chronicles (m_chronicles)
spin-off, Little Sister (I was definitely Mary-Anne) - Bad News Ballet - The Bobbsey Twins - Boxcar Children - Cam Jansen - The Fabulous Five and the "Tiffany Sinclair" books - Fear Street and other R.L...
drummerboy2631: quizzes
drummerboy2631 (drummerboy2631)
BUNCH of quizzes... http://www.quizmeme.com/ if i wur frum winnie the pooh... id b kanga- good w/ children if i wur a color... id b yellow- smart and humorous if i wur a dog... id...
touchtheflame: you're still the same old girl you used to be
St. Hubbins (touchtheflame)
Chocolate Factory: ***** Kickass. "Everything in this room is eatable! I'm eatable. But that, my children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies." Harry Potter party at ...
marisastars93: Babysitting
marisastars93 (marisastars93)
children 3-7 years please contact me at (760) 715-4347 and I'll tell you the details. ...
dramayomamma: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
dramayomamma (dramayomamma)
gum I hate the most!" "I like Grapes" "Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies." "Grandma......
bane_6
Bane (bane_6)
part of my family came over for a BBQ dinner. My aunt and uncle, their children, their childrens' spouses, and all the grandchildren came over. We ate a lot, ran ...
tjsvixen: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Celeste (tjsvixen)
children. C......
araquel: Say "braaaiiinnnzzz"
Graeme (araquel)
children and sticky-tape.......
prozac_girl2: Journal Entry Part Three: "You're Pathetic"
Katie (prozac_girl2)
the rest of my life. Except maybe the part where I get married. And have children. But what's the point of that when I'm not going to do anything properly ...
ro_my_boat: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka!
ro_my_boat (ro_my_boat)
children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies. Hehehehe. I loved this...
faeriewingz: Her dreams give her wings
Faerie (faeriewingz)
sad too. I don't understand how people could ever abuse or even kill their children. It makes me sick. I have had such a busy week. 13 hour work days....
dragonetti21: riding the carts at walmart!
dragonetti (dragonetti21)
so i was driving this very slow thing around trying not to run any small children over and also the adults which pay no mind to injuried people what so ...
gryphoner: Harry Potter and the Storming of Chapters
gryphoner (gryphoner)
Little witches and wizards, followed by adults in twos and threes - without children, mind you - in full costume. By ten pm it felt like hallowe'en and...
kazutakasensei
g33kz0r (kazutakasensei)
musicallyinclined and befriender of midgets. You'rehappy, calm, make a good friend, and enjoyluring misfit children to their untimelydemise. Keep up the good work, you fashionguru! Which Willy Wonka character are...
anhamkarma: Hell is for Children
Kat (anhamkarma)
children, have been killed by a suicide car bombing in south-eastern Baghdad. A US soldier is...
kage_mason: My day....
kage_mason (kage_mason)
bus stop got to Angle Lake and no one was there to my dismay. Children in their typical garb......
yeppiagree: nerds on parade
Rita (yeppiagree)
or purpose....or is there?? Aside from the huge crowds of 20-30 somethings and smatterings of small children, there was stuff to......
pentomino
the "R" pentomino (pentomino)
children. Also, it turns out all you need to be good with children, is to bring a...
slow_ride_: FUCCKKK
kendra (slow_ride_)
read one out of like seven books..fuck me...k kendra gotta censor yourself for the little children who may be reading this...haha..but f*ck...anyone else in the same situation as i am?!? ...
abstractanthony: OMG BEST ENTRY EVER
abstractanthony (abstractanthony)
the glasses, but to get a magic wand you had to brave throngs of screaming children to take your picture in a really awkward bookstand. Now, after much humility and ...
hear_dr_jen: Harry Potter Goodness
Jen Leddy (hear_dr_jen)
of several. =-) I was unwilling to be in a costume contest against children,......
enchylatta: and so
N. Chee Latta (enchylatta)
festive i must say, with all of the staff in costume and gobs of little children all dressed up and bouncing around - well until the one little boy pitched ...
cthulhulovesme: New York, New York.
GIANT SQUID (cthulhulovesme)
after surviving a three hour bus ride across the Canadian border ringed by screaming children. Only to get held up at the border because someone brought a ham sandwich in...