chickens

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tehlime
Lime (tehlime)
no faith in my amazing speed-reading skillz. Woe. Also also, my icon has Wufei. And chickens.......
jaymic: The return of the puckheads!
Jaymi (jaymic)
chickens before they hatch, but can I just say "HOT DAMN!" My favorite sport is...
patchouliqueen: Waking Up
patchouliqueen (patchouliqueen)
yes, 10am is late to me. I'm used to being up at 6:30am with the chickens. But I suppose that going to bed at 1am or so didn't help either. ...
pinkcandychoker
pinkcandychoker (pinkcandychoker)
kicks his piggy ass yup though his horse kicks ass EPONA! AWAAAY! I don't like chickens. >:E o.o the chickens were fun You just take one good-natured rock sling at ...
chrissie_m: Hey, you all got cellphones?
chrissie_m (chrissie_m)
ing grades if their (OK, my) lecture is disrupted by that circus tune or squawking chickens or whatever. But I'm thinking I really need one now. It's not so much the ...
ssburke: Journey to Mikinduri
ssburke (ssburke)
wildlife, but there is an abundance of cows, donkeys, dogs, cats, sheep, goats, and chickens. For the drive from Nairobi to Mikinduri the MP for the...
wvuafboi: Mike and his socks...lol
wvuafboi (wvuafboi)
you should have known! THE SIGNS WERE THERE!!!straightedge24picks nose and eats itnhsfallenangeldances at Gay clubboywonder375trains chickens to jump through hoops of fireodessa9000cleans port-a-pottysnhsfallenangelTheif.starpiperhas a feddish for unclean socksmidnightsky255takes naked pictures ...
tfigg: Frying Pan Park
tfigg (tfigg)
pigs (even new baby pigs). Up very close. She absolutely was enthralled by the chickens. She was able to get right up to them. The mesh wire between her and...
frozenmist: Wooork
Benny Cooch (frozenmist)
things to do for the day. That means it's time to kill time like it's chickens on a Perdue "farm." It's 2 months today. Twoooo. And it's an amazing 2 at ...
taughtbytragedy: cleopatra
cait (taughtbytragedy)
doesn't make sense.  it is pasted in random order.  speaking of chicken, sara said that chickens are a sign of prostitution in china and that the hotel where they are staying...
boi_sin21
boi_sin21 (boi_sin21)
chickens before they hatch but i have moved on.... last night was a waste of time...
kywriting: Friday!
kywriting (kywriting)
he strees into (temporary, at least) submission. And gotten a lot more done on the chickens story. I may make that deadline after all. Now, I just need to figure out ...
wordalchemy: Expanded Synopsis (public)
A Novel Experiment (wordalchemy)
and bawk like hens, their skin turns feathery, and they eventually become giant talking chickens. A king can't go without any alchemists, so he sends the town crier, weeping as...
jellybeanjo
jellybeanjo (jellybeanjo)
until 7ish and only stayed a bit to let the dogs out and put the chickens away. But before that I had shabbat dinner at my dads, mmm store cooked ...
dbarrymoresbeau
dbarrymoresbeau (dbarrymoresbeau)
got brought up, but somehow or other it did, and all of a sudden, dead chickens, dissecting animals, and other horros and violence were part of......
pretzlonslimfat
everything fades eventually (pretzlonslimfat)
chickens the dog we always played with on the way to town in Mexico. there were always...
thepiemaster
thepiemaster (thepiemaster)
quater towns here in the province. It was small and surrounded by shacks and many chickens were running about. Again, it was sad to see the standard of living here. ...
ethora
Ethora (ethora)
chickens, yo. My neighbor keeps them, but she's in Seattle right now so I've been helping out....
rubyhawx
rubyhawx (rubyhawx)
but it definitely got interesting when this woman started passing out "KFC cruelty to chickens" flyers. Hehe. My manager offered $20 to me if I snuck outside and stole the...
dazedbydreams: AHH
Lainie (dazedbydreams)
CHICKENS ......
aallecks: Hey guys
Aallecks (aallecks)
chickens that I promised id go to Zombie ghost train on saturday! I had to spend the...
newgirlclaire
Claire (newgirlclaire)
quite an active weekend: on friday my grandparents and auntie invaded so I cooked 2 chickens and did all the dinner all by myself cos my mum was somewhere, i forget...
snarkist: i'm feeling all quizzy...
anna (snarkist)
Kermit's Fear of Abandonment. You love banjoes, lily pads, as well as fun lovin'bears and chickens and things. You loved SesameStreet as a child, and watched it two, maybethree times ...
iamom: concert review: Lina Allemano Quartet
e.j.union | i am OM (iamom)
sax (photo) -- Andrew Downing, acoustic bass (bio / audio) -- Nick Fraser, drums opening reflections Mmm, these chickens were hot. Their repertoire came mainly from the traditional hard bop period (e.g. Perdido and...
theriverwolf: Feeding the obsession
theriverwolf (theriverwolf)
wasted, but that's rare. Curse you iguanas, and your ability to lay infertile eggs like chickens!......
pointzero190: "Good morning starshine... the earth says hello!"
Matt (pointzero190)
this summer. I hear all these stories of people waking at 5 am to feed chickens and run a marathon and then work 50 hours a week and save hungry ...
lutrus: You Muppet!
lutrus (lutrus)
acannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you arecompletely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens. ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird SPECIES: Whatever HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while ...
chellylady: blah blah blah blah
chellylady (chellylady)
then to yack on this silly piece of white on a screen full of baby chickens. and to laugh about it to myself cuz there's no one here to laugh ...
gb_lee_lee: <33 iM iN LoVe wiTh tHe BoY!!
//*~bEaUtY (gb_lee_lee)
chickens peck the ground There ain't a whole lot going on tonight In this one horse...
koala_maze: Peh
Nikki (koala_maze)
I don't care. We have to get rid of my dog, Malachy, because he keeps mauling chickens, I don't care. Someone starts ranting about Jesus, and what? I still don't fucking care, ...
jedi_llama
jedi_llama (jedi_llama)
chickens, Not much to report, but have decided to update out of intense boredom. Got a job...
carebear1243
Stacie (carebear1243)
chickens since my sister is gone.and well i was going outside to put them up and...
silent_dance_
Sean Millsap (silent_dance_)
lives in cages, bombs on children, toxic air, the pigs with their guns, or baby chickens suffocated in plastic bags. The choice of whether or not to become vegetarian is coming ...
tlouey: My Brain and Body are Tired
Carnival of Terror (tlouey)
yay, can't wait. For now, I work in a big cooler draining blood out of chickens before bending their rigor mortis joints into the 'correct display' positions - amoung doing ...
sigyn_lokiswife
sigyn_lokiswife (sigyn_lokiswife)
named Chalkiope--and as I was worried about wolves, Hermes suggested a dog. Some chickens might be nice, and a cat to keep mice away. But it may be...
chimmychanga: 'cause i'm mr brightside
jessica (chimmychanga)
see king tut last week but it didnt happen. this week wont happen either. blegh my chickens are cannonballs. they pecked a bird open. louie/orange one has tiny tim legs. they ...
celarion: Don't count your chickens before they've hatched
GIR (celarion)
walking along a row of plump eggs pointing at them and tallying up my spring chickens... and a cross-section view of all the little chicks spontaneously dying each time I ...
strawberry_vine: looky looky at the linky linky
StrawBerry (strawberry_vine)
Chickens rule! :P ......
prelud3d: Southern Culture
prelud3d (prelud3d)
the photo of that guy from the tractor show. We couldn't get the cage of chickens (and the chickens wandering around) in the same shot unfortunately.......
plasticpepper
Skittles (plasticpepper)
I could find in the zine. And really, no zine contains things like 5 chickens doing the hokey pokey next to mashed potatoes, or "the cat is strangling me." ...
_katie_leigh_: Stolen....
_katie_leigh_ (_katie_leigh_)
the seat chinese fire drill wal-mart lingerie tickled to death sneaking into old mansions scared to death piling into the closet chickens on the basement stairs duck pond head on the dashboard and piling like 6 people in my...
ultimatenerd: Space Filler
ultimatenerd (ultimatenerd)
chickens, fish, couches, computers, calculators, rooms, air, plugs, electrical outlets big enough for my finger to...
iwant_togothere: Entry 001. -- Roaming around at night.
I want to go there!! (iwant_togothere)
the money today and bought a lot of food with it. I haven't found any chickens to ... eat. I......
radical_rooster
radical_rooster (radical_rooster)
day, but it wont be that much different from the rest. Love one of the chickens......
xanadu84
xanadu84 (xanadu84)
but seriously, you shouldn't care. The only good things about it are a joke about screwing chickens, the shootout in the end to free bird, and the fact that the......
siskavard: chicken update
Corey (siskavard)
will observe the word "wattles" on this diagram you will notice that none of the chickens I drew......
syntheticreve
UmaGad (syntheticreve)
"are ya'll goin'to fuck em chickens?" "what? are...
shantibahar
shantibahar (shantibahar)
n) 3. MANGOS and Guava and Lychees 4. Cockroaches 5. Cows in the road (never on your burger) 6. Chickens the size of Godzilla 7. Cables sticking out of the middle of the road. 8. lightswitches ...
pillow_journal: The answer to one of life's toughest question..
Le Journal d'Oreiller (pillow_journal)
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken ...
singalongkels: Home, but not for long
singalongkels (singalongkels)
farm, went on motorbike rides, a bought goats, swimming in the hotsprings, fed cows, de-talon'd chickens,......
funny_bunny_sla: Good Morning
funny_bunny_sla (funny_bunny_sla)
makes all the candy and everyone becomes evily obsessed with it. Do the chickens have large talons?? Do they have what?? Large talons. I don't ...
z3r0k1ll: Whats happening?
z3r0k1ll (z3r0k1ll)
covered the song have been, The Melvins, Helmet, Evil Incarnate, Doom, Daemon, & BBQ Chickens. They all add their own special style to it too. Perhaps the first Thrash Meta...
phatmatt: Chickens are back home
Hey Look, My Initials Spell a Ligament-- MCL (phatmatt)
chickens back to the place where they had gotten them from. (We were basically renting the...
publius_ovidius: PETA needs to be put down
Ovid (publius_ovidius)
vicious bastards they are. You might remember when they tried to equate killing chickens with the Holocaust. Hey jew! PETA thinks you're not worth more than a...
rachmb831: Cheers to a new week. . .
rachmb831 (rachmb831)
us that are left, it has been balls to the walls, running around like chickens with our heads cut off sort of week. I worked M-F 8-4 and then...
marissgsssb
marissgsssb (marissgsssb)
Show's mind (at least everyone surrounding booth 2201) is, how do roosters fertilize a chickens egg? Is there a penis involved? And if so, how come we have never...
lilystar8302: Need to stop
lilystar8302 (lilystar8302)
since I like him, of course I'm gonna see we do. But we're counting those chickens long before they hatch. Shannon thinks (and I do too)......
lightlyfalling: Hmm.
Eilís (lightlyfalling)
today. We were cleaning the barn/garage out - which is only sensible, because the chickens are all dead - and I was drawn to clean the windows. Take my word...
mitchyb: do you know how i feel about you, do you?
mitchyb (mitchyb)
beaters brown skirts new earrings beautiful hippies proving myself as a photographer people liking the photos i took familia realizations rapid air humping chickens lambs sheep and goats three big dogs bugs strawberry shampoo mountains beautiful self realizations finishing harry potter tears, lots of them enjoying solitude missing the important ...
lauren_wenger
lauren_wenger (lauren_wenger)
Je Jung asked me to come over to her house to eat one of 4 chickens that G.Mother had made. Well I waited for bus 55, by the Gate ...
screeamqueen: Devils Rejects
ScaryMissMary (screeamqueen)
chickens head and sticken my dick in ..watchin it go waaaaahhhhh.. Then going for soem Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttti...
lackaw: Overdue Chicken Report
lackaw (lackaw)
chickens in total, all broilers. The first was still pretty wee when it died and...
janeylou: Good Grief!
Jane-Louise (janeylou)
in our garden. Nothing unusual about this but it sent my rooster and two chickens into a squarkey frenzy. I NEVER knew three birds could make so much ...
pisok: :(!!
salvation is a lie (pisok)
the verge of dragging everything down again. FUCK, I was already counting my chickens, and this is very very aggravating. What if I'm really not worth of an...
radiogirl48: July 25, 1949 - Cairo, Egypt
radiogirl48 (radiogirl48)
People shouting, strange music, the sound of the calling to prayer several times a day, chickens squawking, dogs barking, donkeys braying.... I wanted to put my hands over my ears. ...
lilangeljess
Angel (lilangeljess)
god. Money just got really tight because of the no-job thing. We're getting more chickens any day now. They come with their own house. Sweetassss. I can't...
feebomon: The last few days...
feebomon (feebomon)
Chickens thing on Friday night, which was alternately worrying and hilarious, and which has made me...
hinj: here I go again on my own....
Wicked_Wim (hinj)
chickens, then showered, made lunch, played with the chickens some more... ...did you know chickens don't like...
mrstevie: Classy.
lost in conversation and useless at scrabble (mrstevie)
an he'd met on the internet. In a skip. Meanwhile in chez Croydon, one of the chickens has become quite poorly. Miss babs has developed a problem walking. ...
soloman_wize: OOC: Log of First Aid Class
soloman_wize (soloman_wize)
chickens or the screech of a hippogriff. In the yard, all manner of creatures are kept penned...
rinnie3604: Pondering My Nothingness...
rinnie3604 (rinnie3604)
a while and giggled some more about other favorite conversation pieces like the differences between chickens and hens... I then......
anelectricheart: commando rolls
kraplan (anelectricheart)
will post pictures. Anyways, this place has three dogs, two goats, and thirteen chickens (and a trampoline, which is not quite an animal but most surely a beast). ...
protoman185: OMFG funny ass shit...
Shiginami (protoman185)
Chickens Chocobo sex Not again... "No Snake, think harder..." Fairy in a bottle Dear god no!! ...
lebensborn_84
lebensborn_84 (lebensborn_84)
chickens......
guardbabe04: survey yay!!!
guardbabe04 (guardbabe04)
Siblings: 1 sister Number of Pets: 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 guinea pig, 1 rabbit, 20 chickens and fish Number of Music Files on Your Computer: too many Phone Number: u know it!! ...
melovespikey24
melovespikey24 (melovespikey24)
Chickens will rule the world.  ......
tyra_amria: A bad thing, and work.
Tyger (tyra_amria)
use the Black Marker of DOOM and the Coveted Magical Discount Stickers, and markdown the chickens. ......
williamoforanj
williamoforanj (williamoforanj)
chickens ......
grteachonizuka
Robert Byrod (grteachonizuka)
chickens live in coups......? YEa, im going to be gone for the weekend..... yay..... Um, i...
miamazing
miamazing (miamazing)
bit rude to do that so I won't. I got really pissed of with my chickens this morning. I had my window open and they woke me up 2 hours ...
sugaroblivion
sugaroblivion (sugaroblivion)
also helped my dad at the pantry, which involved loading and unloading a bunch of chickens...and no they weren't alive...they were frozen like what you buy at the store(well technically ...
callie_hoo: cafta
callie (callie_hoo)
it feels a lot more like setting a pack of hyenas on a flock of chickens.......
pillaro
pillaro (pillaro)
dead animals always seem to represent my fears, the ugliness in my life, things I hate. Chickens are a somewhat "domestic" animal. They are not to be feared,......
chispitablanca
Lux (chispitablanca)
chickens before they're hatched"? Well, it's TRUE. Once again, I am homeless. No...
guccilittlehoo: he likes killing you after your dead
guccilittlehoo (guccilittlehoo)
chickens get a taste of your meat when he sucks you deep sometimes you're nothing but meat In...
v_ganwithchease
v_ganwithchease (v_ganwithchease)
rather that ice tray and frozen vegetables, the freezer is instead filled with dead, plucked, chickens in bags. I open the fridge: nothing but chickens! I go back to bed.......
qwerty01: It made me laugh
Steve (qwerty01)
chickens before they hatch is a waste of your X-ray vision and math abilities.......
cornered_buddah: Sweating out of everything
cornered_buddah (cornered_buddah)
that is, crowing at the sun, bound in a cage with some other roosters and chickens all clucking...sort of a sad mix of captivity and animal instinct. In the market ...
circusfaerie: buger on your face when you get out of the shower
Tiffaerie (circusfaerie)
rain on my parade well mine being dont shit on my sandcastle dont bleed in my petri dish dont sodomize chickens on this side of town? ok i stop there who reads me anyhoot?......
special_chicken
special_chicken (special_chicken)
chickens...hm...really bored here people...comment...please...i need messages...i'm really bored...click /|\ ME /|\......
hcp7386
heather (hcp7386)
chickens :}......
bellanouva: Hmm family forte
bellanouva (bellanouva)
feelings...No fireworks tho the situation, thankfully handled somewhat well (tho Im not counting any chickens lol) seems to leave weds and sat open to go see them. I dont know...
ainara: マーチングマーチ。
ブリタニー (ainara)
PM): Guess what. RADIANCE MOON (1:47:37 PM): o_o; Chicken. yotarou SAMA (1:47:40 PM): I got two more chickens. o_o; they are really cute. yotarou SAMA (1:47:48 PM): FIND MY PINS!11. RADIANCE MOON (1:47:49 PM): ...
wurtmann: Doesn't seem like Sunday
Miss Morgan (wurtmann)
in the fridge. Strange. I did go and help the Andertons rescue some chickens from a Jack Russell terrier. It was chasing them around in the cottage yard ...
cshiley: Interesting Lessons of the Past Week or So
cshiley (cshiley)
passengers. 5. No really, do not put pyrex pans on the stove. 6. Free-range fresh-killed chickens taste like chicken. But they taste so much like chicken, you realize that none of...
chkndad
chkndad (chkndad)
chickens.......
sninny04: money
Sydney (sninny04)
hate money, i also hate the fafsa...i wish i could trade the university of memphis chickens for a college education. i don't know where i would get these chickens but ...
e_m_k
Evan (e_m_k)
28% more in a store in which music is playing. Cows produce more milk and chickens produce more eggs when listening to Mozart. Listening to music can increase the amount ...
mattoldcrap: It was Mc love at first sight
Matty (mattoldcrap)
chickens because i was starving to death she gave me a drink and fries for free it was...
janespencer: The elliott smith lovin ipod.
jennylong (janespencer)
a small town. Yes mission #1 on my lifes list complete. small town. I also saw chickens cross the street and the punchline holds true. They were really looking to get ...
glissade13
Sheryl (glissade13)
was planning to rent a movie and cook dinner. (note that i purchased 4 large chickens that i haven't decided what to do with for the occasion, possibly BBQ. ...
luciamar
luciamar (luciamar)
some of the hens. At one point, he turned to me and said, "I just love chickens!" But it made me a little sad too, since I couldn't get organized in time ...
mori_no_miko
Kristen (mori_no_miko)
about birds? Nightingales, ravens, sparrows, robins, seagulls, albatross, chickadees: all that's left now is chickens, and there may be some of that out there too. Well? What's so special about...
hotkat2477: Wendy Complex Strikes Again!!!
Tigress (hotkat2477)
go to my cousin's house at 5:30. My dad had just put two small chickens into his rotissary oven and was watching it. I told my dad the ...
essentialjoy: Might as well update
Essential Joy (essentialjoy)
two women in Dorset. One of the womens' names is Sweetpea. The kids played with chickens and horses. They froliced on the grass. They got stung by nettles and repeatedly ...
ddmckenna: Ninja
ddmckenna (ddmckenna)
they weer gone. My cousing Michelle volunteered to help us take care of the chickens. On Sunday evening she went over to Jacki's with her daughter Phalen and ...
zettielover69
zettielover69 (zettielover69)
Back then there were 10 houseguests, all strangers to one another, they had to feed chickens......
erindelicious
Erin (erindelicious)
things. it's the least i can do.... perhaps i'll make breakfast. i've got fresh eggs! (chickens......
orangepassion: crack and cinnamon
Rachel (orangepassion)
to calder's dairy farm. i'd never been there before. it was kool. we saw chickens, sheep, cows and we ate ice cream. the only bad part was all the c...
jakia
jakia (jakia)
of whatever we ordered (orange slice chicken for me!  Though it was surprisingly spicy...Orange chickens not suppose to be spicy! :( )  As well as a huge bowl of either...
blaque_raven
blaque_raven (blaque_raven)
chickens are coming! save me! save me!......
mthrtongue
i'll let you sass me... (mthrtongue)
chickens. She read the books precocious children read, scrawling comments in the margins as if to...
autumnreign: Cats, chickens, and Mother's in law.
Autumn (autumnreign)
still has not apolagized to me. She probably never will. On a lighter note, Our chickens are now laying eggs. We currently......
neolamarie: She showed me colors I'd never seen
Wandering Desolation (neolamarie)
something for myself? i seem to have made progress in that department. i won't count my chickens, though. i am enjoying life, however. joey & belinda have moved on to watching freaks ...
_binbag: Croooooooyde!
_binbag (_binbag)
chickens into their run, then back into their shed. Wasn't easy, though I was just sat...
xxkaileysmomxx: *LOL*
xxkaileysmomxx (xxkaileysmomxx)
*LOL* I am just like totally kidding. Anyways Jessica has to save the chickens for me because I am totally way to far ... until like 15 more da...
kihitsu
kihitsu (kihitsu)
ringworm, a two horses in need of adoption, a sweet cat in need of adoption, chickens neglected to the point of deformity, and a million and one other things. Sometimes ...
bluesky_
Kathryn (bluesky_)
cutest four-year-old in Kentucky state. Chloe with Susan, the kitten that I wanted to bring home. CHICKENS!!!! The piggies, who happen to be named Pat and Mick. For those who don't know, those...
xodancechickxo: Wednesday
xodancechickxo (xodancechickxo)
screen.  People were probably like whoa what kind of name is chicken talons.  ("do the chickens have large......
egyptiansaaski: today...
Lacey (egyptiansaaski)
wuz a little weird, but it is true!! i'm sorry ya'll but i love my chickens... i know, i know, i'm sad... but they are so coo-il when......
evilsgift666
evilsgift666 (evilsgift666)
I was kicked Again... I was pushed Hearing every bone that has been hit Like breaking of a chickens neck I fall into the......
lisha88keys: First entry!
lisha88keys (lisha88keys)
my journal. Aren't you excited?! Sort of a busy day here...... going to butcher chickens, have to pick up my check, and not sure but I think that I'm going...
brandyce_lea: BWAACK!
brandyce_lea (brandyce_lea)
chickens. I didn't know quite how much until we went to the 4-H chicken exhibit at...
nbell07
the best girl in the whole wide world (nbell07)
chickens. poor chickens.......
fuckbagsunited
nessa ghassemi (fuckbagsunited)
chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.......
alucard321: ICP! (i memorized this song... i was bored!!!)
Br4in D3ad (alucard321)
or fuck off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and Queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody......
who_rangthebell: knotts
who_rangthebell (who_rangthebell)
scream twice.... we went on boomerang as well. raieka got their and she, of course chickens out of silver bullet two times.... and would only go xcellerator once, come to ...
wowbagger: motion in the ocean
Flicker (wowbagger)
D HOT in parts, but I got to smash things with a sledgehammer (cue dancing chickens), and yay. Good deal. Tonight, I am going to make a (hopefully ...
thedogofsputnik: answers less demanded
Sale (thedogofsputnik)
when things pan out a little more, that way I don't have to worry about chickens before they hatch. I will say that I've been comfortable enough with the test ...
travelerintime: Chickens
travelerintime (travelerintime)
bars but by saturday it'll be ready to inhabit. I'm hoping this will keep the chickens closer to the barn. I'm getting really tired of chasing them back to my ...
my_dirty_secret
my_dirty_secret (my_dirty_secret)
night we had major bug problems but after that it wasnt bad... the island had chickens and roosters everywhere which was kinda funny and there were stray cats all over ...
geminiwitch78
geminiwitch78 (geminiwitch78)
I know what to expect here in hell I fear the unknown and unpredictable I smiled today Because chickens dont try But I do, oh yes....I do He truly loves me Even with all my scars......
loveandmayhem: Tag--You're it! :-P
Everything and Nothing (loveandmayhem)
Becka, Joan of Arc Five things I can't live without: My compassion, Chris, nature, toilet paper, rubber chickens Five foods/beverages that I love: Ravioli, pizza, soy milk, SMART WATER!!!, fondue mmmmm Five things that I ...
hotafjock482: Thoughts....
hotafjock482 (hotafjock482)
comes out!" > >Who was the first person to look at an egg come out of a chickens ass and >say, "That looks like some good eatin!"? > >Why do toasters always have a setting ...
neat_nuts: friends not food
Cammie (neat_nuts)
chickens per year. If you stacked them beak to toe they would reach the moon and...
ja_cobb: bowling, but not the same.
nisha (ja_cobb)
It was fun but I couldn't get the image of Jacob and Gillig shimmying like chickens across the alley floor. No one appreciated my special form either. So I learned ...
sweetlioness: Wow... Did you know....
Sweet Lioness (sweetlioness)
shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6- There are more chickens than people in the world. 7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language ...
europe_slouch: bier garden madness
europe_slouch (europe_slouch)
me of a gigantic cafeteria, you grab a tray and pick some good food: broiled chickens..sausages..ribs..potatoes..whatever and pick up a nice liter mug......
seraphim19: mmmm...fried twinkies...
Angel Kitty (seraphim19)
babies, and more babies...cows, goats, sheep, and a donkey...but my favorite, chicks! There were chickens, ducks, quail, and turkeys. I wanted a quail chick...it was so tiny and adorable that...
deatherpoet
~* Lily*~ (deatherpoet)
stupid chicken. Yeah we had a chicken living here for 2-3 weeks. Damn chickens And that I talked to my roommate. kind of weird and she probably still didn't ...
netcrow: Mara will never know...
Eric Draven (netcrow)
It’s made like a small wooden fence, with two cords for handles and some wooden chickens and butterflies on the sides. It will make a wonderful toolbox for the balcony. ...
feedbackthehype: Current score: Jeffrey-10, World-0
Jeffersniffles (feedbackthehype)
chickens are cute... (hehe)Big chickens simply are not... (ewie!)Its the rules of LIIIIIIIIIIIFEAnd livejournal wont let...
vickie_cushing: whatever
vickie_cushing (vickie_cushing)
goin into details 7.) i have brown hair... sexy sexy me!! 8.) adam likes it... haha peace out chickens......
itspurepink: oooooh......
Francheska (itspurepink)
vegetarian persuasion. Yet tonight, oh tonight! It was so hard I kept smelling these chickens and beefs oooh..My god I don't think I have been face to face with this...
ahmedsez: they make me laugh
The Homosexual Nazi (ahmedsez)
up there nose...pois0n__ivyYour friend who runs around humping trees..my_name_is_eriYour friend who is obsessed with rubber chickens.._killingmoonYour friend who thinks rusty spoons are orgasmic..pois0n__ivyYour friend who has an oral fixation..life_told_by_meYour friend ...
shootingxxstars: i'm sorrie darling.. but i just don't love you anymore.
virgin whore. (shootingxxstars)
dunkin doughnuts and got strawberry bold breezes. [they're fantasmic] - we went to go see my chickens. then we came home. and now i'm talking to robbie.. and its making me sadd.. b/c.. i like ...
peppypepper: i think i will tell you some stuff journal.
mchale (peppypepper)
my name is mchale and i am your writer-inner. well umm i like horses and chickens and monkeys and i have a dog (along with dirty little secrets) umm i ...
laurasstuff
laurasstuff (laurasstuff)
chickens are charging more what's it all coming to"......
stonger_now: it's like a double headed coin
~::*Megan*::~ (stonger_now)
(that y'all) You like this and you know it Caution, it's so explosive Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion Baby, come and get it Let me give you what...
dgire: Dedication
dgire (dgire)
1900's, Those old leathery hands built two houses from the ground up, Those hands slaughtered pigs and chickens in the backyard, Those hands put 2......
tinayoufatlard: One fell swoop.
B (tinayoufatlard)
chickens with our heads cut off. My hair flipped out, apparently a good thing... A very, very good...
psi_lock: WTF have I done!?
psi_lock (psi_lock)
furniture built, books on shelves, me at my desk.....and looking out onto fields, with chickens and ducks wandering past and the new kitten (cutest evah!) playing in my room. ...
christine225: Our trip to Narnia
christine225 (christine225)
the way there we saw some amazing things such as a giant swimming pool and chickens that make love and lay many eggs that you could buy. I was basically ...
paper_bridge: coeds, like chickens
Curtis Franks (paper_bridge)
chickens trained by European scientists to choose between photos of human faces by pecking: 6 Chances that...
frogmmojo: New Journal Name and LJ Icon
frogmmojo (frogmmojo)
cative of how I'm going to spend this year or I'm going to start murdering chickens to perform curses... >_> Alas, no chickens in sight, why am I not ...
son_of_orwell: Random update.
David (son_of_orwell)
of the year (until i move) at Block. i just dont want to "count my chickens before they hatch," so at this point im not expecting much, im just happy ...
indiamoon: RANDOM
IndiaMoon (indiamoon)
shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. 7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in ...
jezmellz
jezmellz (jezmellz)
She's going to Townsville, so I have to look after her menagerie. (Horse, Goat, Chickens, Dogs, Guinea Pigs) It'll be nice, I love her place, and I have plans...
adia205: Reliability and the irony of good friendship
adia205 (adia205)
be relied upon. I've never had so many people disappoint me before. It seems everyone chickens out at the thought of helping someone move. What's worse, I'm all on my own...
thea_nini: bacock.
thea_nini (thea_nini)
chickens are strange creatures. what's the use of having wings if you can't fly?......
not_kidding: come on happy chickens come on
not_kidding (not_kidding)
chickens and throw them over fences for money it'll make sense when i get home from housesitting, i promise.......
fuzzyexplosives
fuzzyexplosives (fuzzyexplosives)
  Article I.       Section I.   On basic rules and regulations.                        A. No chickens shall be permitted within 17 yards of playing field. If a chicken is found inside...
xashxcorex
Ashleyyy. (xashxcorex)
chickens. Mhmm. ......
lissie930: CTTS
lissie (lissie930)
it, Walter wants pancakes." Today, I was singing the dinosaur song from Philadelphia Chickens, and later I heard Gus singing it too. He seems pretty musical to...
hamyish_13
hamyish_13 (hamyish_13)
be the best little house wife to be,lol. so tomorrow we have to take our chickens and turkeys to market apart from my dotty, mrs black and another one which ...
james_ursine: Show Day
James Ursine (james_ursine)
Show had quite a few odd things in it, like the overbred fucking HUGE black chickens (it was the size of a small sheep) cogitating the degree of nepotism that ...
johnsafucker
take off you hoser!! (johnsafucker)
school starts monday, not lookin forward to it, i also decided to park at chickens house and walk instead of buying a parking pass so ill save like 400 ...
evaki
Evaki (evaki)
ntil he does his chores. Well, he's a little mad, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a ...
autrsc
David (autrsc)
need to update. Brent and I have broken up because I'm in love with chickens now who fulfill all my sexual desires. That is all.......
silencesucks: she's in parties :-D
silencesucks (silencesucks)
by Float-Rite for awhile then waaaay out in the country...we're gonna have horses and chickens and such...well..today we went to look at the condo, which was sort of torn apa...
achyvi: Uhh.... what?
Banana (achyvi)
After all, I don't really need it to read subtitles. The first one involved killing chickens, and then the chicken farmer has this guy try to sell broadband to him, and...
fallenandalone: "Casey and the Chicken"
Kitty Najima (fallenandalone)
of my existance!" cried the chicken, "and that's why I have no friends..." "But... all chickens have lice." said I looking stupid-eyed at the foul. "NO WE--oh... wait.... You're right! ...
horror_romance
alicia lynn carrier (horror_romance)
people surrounding the windows of the gallery by the front entrance. WTF MATE DECORATED CHICKENS. sorry. all i had was a school-issue digital camera and i don't have photoshop t...
jolly4jesus: Hot and Humid
jolly4jesus (jolly4jesus)
wont make you cry... Birds have the right of way on all utah highways... There are more chickens in the world that people... The first bar code was on Wrigley's gum TODAYS FUNNYBONE USELESS ...
lietty
lietty (lietty)
by way to fast. It seems like just yesterday I was stealing mangoes and strangling chickens in Cuba, and now Im a senior. So there was a hurricane....big fucking deal, get ...
adam_bat: What is fair is foul and what is fowl is fair
adam_bat (adam_bat)
Maybe I'll buy some bird seed for it tomorrow just to be nice. That's what chickens eat right? They are birds after all. Anyhoo, I am feelin much better. Lot ...
hopeful_chiraz: Not so peachy!!!
hopeful_chiraz (hopeful_chiraz)
deloittes have BURNED a brigde between Curtin students and their firms, a lot of smart chickens now aren't going to apply to their firm. oUCH...tough break for them, but they ...
juicyredhead: today
Sugar Coated Psycho (juicyredhead)
chickens for you then......
chhsapush: Chapter 1
chhsapush (chhsapush)
Animals: §         American: Iguanas, flying squirrels, catfish, rattlesnakes, bison… §         European: Horses, cattle, pigs, sheep, goats, chickens -      Exchange of plant life (“a revolution of the diets of both hemispheres): §         American: maize, potatoes,...
confucious_: here comes little naked me. .
confucious_ (confucious_)
chickens. SO. my girl told me, the day after the [im moving to sydney] thing. that she...
southofsane: Mmmm.... extra crispy
southofsane (southofsane)
y hackles were up over something else of theirs. Help me with this. We EAT chickens. We raise them, force them into existence on a conveyor belt and we ...
bludflux: I might get lots of shit for this but oh well...
bludflux (bludflux)
it was time to get this one out. The people who shot the footage of the chickens at the wegmans farms want to play them at a punk show, all good ...
cheezahpoovs
cheezahpoovs (cheezahpoovs)
chickens and teh nwarmed over twice..... And I still had to go to work..... Damn it.... :(......
reasonablycrazy: Questions, questions...
reasonablycrazy (reasonablycrazy)
I dunno... British shoe sizes are Teh Funkeh6) What do you disagree with about? Chickens and their inability to fly7) Have you ever dated ? no.8) What color should ...
litldevil11088: Our last days together...
Amanda (litldevil11088)
was me, smiley, and myles and we went to some park in danvers that had chickens and stuff. But when we got there, there was a wedding going on so ...
dragon_fly2099: wasting time
dragon_fly2099 (dragon_fly2099)
Chickens, and everything else I could shout at, it seems like I've been here 7 hours!!!...
lilyofshalott
Lily of Shalott (lilyofshalott)
give them names, and then you will love them forever...the same as if you have chickens and give them names, you would not be ble to eat them.... Me: hehe And ...
muzai_naru: Counting chickens...
Miranda Raines (muzai_naru)
chickens before they hatched. From the way they sounded they were going to hire me....
fiery_roses: Fun Quiz!
fiery_roses (fiery_roses)
live here!4) Does have a big secret? Yes.5) Does have a dog? No. Chickens, tho.6) Where did you first meet ? When she was dancing at Justin's place ...
theycallmelo: Fun Facts!!
theycallmelo (theycallmelo)
text messages John has been sending me FUN FACTS!!! Tuesday's Fun Fact: There are as many chickens on this planet as humans! Wednesday's Fun Fact: In the Caribbean there are oysters that ...
jlfromnyc: Ok, because it pisses me off...
jlfromnyc (jlfromnyc)
entry. Why? Because it's my LJ, and if I want to talk about flaming chickens crossing the road with Chinese parasols I will. So sue me. Or post ...
idget68
idget68 (idget68)
even worse. Barbarian night was pretty tight though. Hank ate like, fucking 4 chickens. Crazy Asian -.- I like Shannon a lot. She's nice to me. Playing SAS ...
oshun_nike: Chicken Soup for the Lukumi Soul
Darling Nike (oshun_nike)
here again - but the truth is, I have something they do not have. Stones and Chickens So they can knock themselves out!......
mai_chan90: I'm the strange man your parents warned you about
mai_chan90 (mai_chan90)
to sitting on babies (babysitting before you get any ideas...) The one legged space chickens are plotting our demise etc etc. I now have a hate club that consists of...
osff: Party Pictures. They're really big. Sorry.
Hot bitches. (osff)
chickens. Licking hands is the new kissing. Connor. Kissing face? Really kissing. Bee Eff Eff! Eating pizza. It's so good. The infamous threesome....
secondhandme: hummus is not a condiment
secondhandme (secondhandme)
an article about "chick sexers," people trained for many years to separate one day old chickens into male and female by examining their genitalia. And the connection between charts and ...
monkeypunky
Earth To You... CAN YOU DIE? (monkeypunky)
chickens mate... and if they do... HOW DO THEY DO IT. Why are there EGGS that...
squintywitch
squintywitch (squintywitch)
and one rather bemused guy who didn't seem to speak much english. Sans chickens the damn thing turned over, so we took it for a drive and a wash,...
kizzy1011: Musings of a maniacal mind...
kizzy1011 (kizzy1011)
are pretty useless and yet I wonder about the answers. FOr example, why don't chickens have severe calcium deficiencies? One of the best calcium sources known is egg ...
cazzure: another thursday...
cazzure (cazzure)
ooooooooh. *** i'm at my bestfriend's house, taking advantage of free DSL, it's pouring cows and chickens outside, so before i'll wait here and just surf till the torrent is over....
ruthipa: Hey!
ruthipa (ruthipa)
large grape) speaks for itself! LOVE YOU ALL! Got to go to bed now! See ya later Chickens, Ruthi xxxxx......
rocket_box
Victoria (rocket_box)
chickens and that I had an imaginary sixth toe. I cannot believe I am applying to college. (I...
talorn
Rev. Justin, Culinary Engineer (talorn)
our farm, not counting the many uninvited wild guests and ourselves. They are dogs, chickens and horses. For those of you who chose to stay in the city and did...
arienh
Arienh Devyn (arienh)
muscles! ohh man. like. dead.   And then there was the hour of running like chickens with our heads cut off for jen's youth group 'the amazing race' scavenger hunt ...
hopelessadmiror: A.P. Environmental Science Project
hopelessadmiror (hopelessadmiror)
killed more than 2.7 million animals considered public nuisances last year, including wild turkeys and chickens, black bears, coyotes and wolves. Its primary targets, however, were starlings, troublemaking birds that ...
rhetttheman: Tid bits
Rhett Baxley (rhetttheman)
and they have looked better in each game so far. They whooped on the "chickens" of South Carolina...I know some South Carolineans who were not happy with the game. ...
ceph
Squid (ceph)
Click on the tomato to go to the gallery page directly. There's urban decay, there's chickens, there's family, there's Chicago, there's Chicagoans--it's a rollicking good time.......
doc_neuro: brief update
Mr. Cold (doc_neuro)
chickens. In other news, I am currently applying for a Katrina victims scholarship to Hebrew U in...
gothikfaerie: i think that this song is really dumb dumb sound of it just makes my brain go numb numb
ambianya Sindar-wolfkitten (gothikfaerie)
do the gallery hop thing. Maybe i should have, but i didn't. Instead i made chickens, to......
3beans: Stolen from calicomummy : D
3beans (3beans)
is about these things that interests you so much. ben kweller: He's a fantastic musician chickens (food or fun): Not sure why I put this. My friend has pet chickens...
sweete_ladye: Yup, I'm a joiner...
sweete_ladye (sweete_ladye)
write things down. So, here I sit... Wondering what to write. Damn. Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens! I have something to write! OK - I work for a company that...
speedkarimi
speedkarimi (speedkarimi)
chickens to reza's house so john could take them to his farm. they were getting big...
darklilith69
darklilith69 (darklilith69)
them today when I go back. But I have photos of the beginning of my Boneless Chickens. *hee hee hee* Earlier this week I accompanied Tanamin when he went to do a ...
natrum
entonnoir tranché (natrum)
chickens eating their seeds, pushing and pissing each other off, is my idea of a non-wasted...
solstitia
Catnip? (solstitia)
be both?" Davius says, "I just live here, you know." You say, "I forgot something, the chickens!! " You flap your arms around, but fail to get off the ground. You say, "I'll be...
midnightnoon
Katy (midnightnoon)
Chickens aren't the only ones!......
tarecat: Checkens, no really.
Lazy Black Cat (tarecat)
chickens. Hahahah! I'm also tring to convice Aaron that a pigmy goat or Ram or pig would...
blackgoat47: Adam News Ver. 3.0
Just Adam Will Do (blackgoat47)
seeing how I know there's a lot of sap fans out there. ^^ Job News: Chickens suck. Ive developed an extreme prejudice to them in just one day from ...
ofelia101: i'll keep you my dirty little secret dude.
OFeLiA (ofelia101)
ya kid.* took a kick ass nap this afternoon actually. being as i got up before chickens and that's not usual for me at all...which i'm sure everyone knows. anyways...woke up ...
shellville: a thin veil
B. Turnip (shellville)
at Fort Awesome - a collective in Berkeley with lots of tents outside, bikes, construction, chickens, communal kitchen, dirt, messy, art, workshops. Hot tub. Scones with dumpstered chocolate ...
youwantaduck2: stop
youwantaduck2 (youwantaduck2)
of one another, someone need to fix this, people are just chicken. Stop being chickens and wake up, and see the world, and what it is coming too, it is...
xoashlieox: holy shit
xoashlieox (xoashlieox)
till 5. My daddy woke me up and had chicken and it made me sick. :( damn chickens. and it's hot so i feel all gross and bitchy, but i actually haven't been ...
squirel_chikan: I'd give you everything if you'd just let me stand beside you..........
Christina (squirel_chikan)
okay for the moment too, and we're getting an xbox friday, so I can punt chickens on Fable!! yay!! Today is my evil Grandmother's bday, and she and i are ...
winton_project: A feild trip!
winton_project (winton_project)
performing in the space (and no, the glass cases are NOT where they keep the chickens). With the use of space in mind the groups each filmed small parts of ...
ladybluewings01: the Ghetto I live in......
Helena (ladybluewings01)
them. I hate this place...I want to go back to Elverta, land of horses and chickens running wild in the streets.......
pingkan_san: levanto
pingkan_san (pingkan_san)
ad tons of cats, a horse, three donkey, two bunnies, a dozen birds, a dozen chickens and three dogs, at least. they also ran a green house full of chili ...
dawnyell: Mini Update
Long Lost Munster (dawnyell)
on the chicken costumes last night. Amy and I are going to be the best chickens in the universe. So excited. Going camping with James, Willow, and Sharyn this weekend. It'll ...
injurious773: writing plasters processing
injurious773 (injurious773)
feed as well as chicken manure, which scientists believe could contain mad-cow disease if the chickens had ingested tainted protein.......
pinkbunny21: butterfly kisses for evry1!
pinkbunny21 (pinkbunny21)
Chickens rock my socks, because they are such pretty cocks! So ne ways... that was my b-e-a-u-tiful song!...
luzd3laluna: lol amusing amusing boy
luzd3laluna (luzd3laluna)
begin Me: lol Me: how did u fortell this event Mando: i drew the blood of a thousand chickens and painted a bitchin fresco Me: lol......
bobbyanderson10: :D 7th Oct
Eva (bobbyanderson10)
cardholder from ballentynes. sweetness on the way back to trays, lolz we saw chickens on someone's garden :) tray... baked me a CAKE! oh wow!! that is so kind...
eller84
Roxie (eller84)
a fun show -why aren't i doing homework right now? -and right back to counting those chickens - thank goodness -hee -oh man, i am so just utterly pooped - i feel like i've...
kodik
kodik (kodik)
said "Cut Class, Not Frogs don't dissect" and Kirs and Rachaels were "KFC does chickens wrong". We got Michelle to put one of the KFC stickers on the......
becky_monster (in dw_santa): Okay - I'll give it a go!;)
Beckymonster (becky_monster)
I'm a sucker for OT3, any rating would be fine but I'd sacrifice rubber chickens for anything rated above R/15! #10 and Rose meeting up with Jack again - I ...
stardustangel75: Update!
Busty O'Lipp (stardustangel75)
tep up and be travel coordinator for the league. Herding derby girls is like herding chickens. I'm turning 30 in less than a month. Not happy. By the way, our next bout ...
formerdiva
formerdiva (formerdiva)
the bubbly, pink-haired busybody of the town. Whether tending the flowers or tending the chickens, you're a sweet, lovable sort with a bit of a short temper and whiny attitude....
melakenzu: I Need to Rant
melakenzu (melakenzu)
ruined my life ...FREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN AGAIN SO HAVE I AMN EATING THEM TO EXTENTION SO...damn chickens!!!!!!!!!!!! ummmm,**puts dragoonstarr's rant to the side** Chickens are meaty. They are killed and eaten so ...
natty_j: loVe oF my LiFE!!!
natcat (natty_j)
Idaho to get Max (see furr in background of picture) a rawhide thing and amongst the chickens, bunnies, dogs, cats, gerbils, monkey and tiger (yes, there's a poor tiger caged inside ...
_aboutblank: mY cOnFiDeNcE iS lEaViNg Me AlOnE...
_aboutblank (_aboutblank)
out even though he tells me he wants to when he has a chance he chickens out..wtf!?!?..anyhow things have sux major bananas lately...my grades suck..being home sux...and just about every ...
aristobolus: Not a bit surprised....
aristobolus (aristobolus)
acannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you arecompletely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens. ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird SPECIES: Whatever HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while ...
monkeychickens: It's the Same in Nursing Homes
monkeychickens (monkeychickens)
Chickens: "When they're not eating,they have nothing to do except sit around developing bad habits like cannibalism...
zorbic: Could this be anymore acurate?
Kyle R (zorbic)
acannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you arecompletely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens. ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird SPECIES: Whatever HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while ...
0x29a: You knew what was coming next. . .
bren (0x29a)
acannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you arecompletely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens. ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird SPECIES: Whatever HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while ...
battygurl
battygurl (battygurl)
Christmas presents last night (about time, too). I am making cute little stuffed toy chickens for my Mom, who loves chickens and misses our years living on a farm. I...
organizized: finger lickin' good y'all
Gooch (organizized)
chickens from a grocery store really aren't that bad. i mean, they're $5, they're already...
divisionofamg: BOYCOtT J.CREW!
Alex (divisionofamg)
ng J.Crew and KFC. I was aware of KFC controversey with how KFC slaughter their chickens (they rip their legs off while the chicken is still alive. I don't know ...
metaldlp
Dave (metaldlp)
know? Eddie Izzard says that cannibals say that human flesh tastes like chicken, so ... chickens must taste like humans hmm? ... ok im glad you're comming w/ me on that...
yrraine: Dreams
yrraine (yrraine)
antimalarial) with benadryl (which my body chemistry doesn't like) and dreamed that the African chickens were attempting to take over the world. Their plot was to hide in the drop...
truffula_trees: Traditions
truffula_trees (truffula_trees)
anymore, though, and Lydia's at Ashland, so Gram and I went. Horses! Chickens! A really really big turkey! A goose! Sheep! Bunnies! Cows!...