al gore

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fatalambition
fatalambition (fatalambition)
Means: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than ...
tiltingswiftly: gotta get my fug
Jen (tiltingswiftly)
I have ever seen on the Internet and I have been on the Internet since Al Gore invented it.........
nueroticlove
nueroticlove (nueroticlove)
two snails, all of which have names...: Spaglo (eaten R.I.P.....used to be Heathers) King Kupa (marcels fish) Al Gore ( Hetahers new fish....oh and hes preagnant) Stilleto ( mother of Jack and Jill) Jack and...
rob_hoffmann: A loss nobody knows about
Rob Hoffmann (rob_hoffmann)
lost. It was an unbiased look back into our country from outside... something we needed. Al Gore and some partners bought the channel. They've renamed it CurrentTV......
algebrain: An Ode to the Ode-less
Jaimie (algebrain)
loathing. Your breath smells like shit and you wear silly clothing. Your life's as exciting as a speech by Al Gore. Your jokes......
reesarene: everybody's got their something
Teresa (reesarene)
Al Gore was on Jay Leno. OH MAN! I heart that Democrat. As he sat there...
socialintrovert: Crash and burn...
socialintrovert (socialintrovert)
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thomtoffner: Outbreak of Song
Thom Toffner (thomtoffner)
around age six. That kind of proliferation is pretty impressive in a world where Al Gore was at least 5 years away from inventing the internet. I have always...
ogrejelly
ogrejelly (ogrejelly)
s: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored the Same as Natalie Portman You Scored Lower ...
epip115
epip115 (epip115)
Means: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman You......
bryant: [Population: One] A salute
Bryant (bryant)
the suspicion that if the hanging chads in Florida had gone the other way and Al Gore had been elected, we would not now be about to commit British troops. The ...
teaandfruit: And i'm starting to lose control...
Tea & Fruit (teaandfruit)
ist mit der amerikanischen Wirtschaft. Wir haben ein solides Wachstum erreicht - ganz ohne Spezialeffekte." - Al Gore Genialer Cinema-Zynismus: Leserfrage: In dem apokalyptischem Drama "Wolfzeit" wird einem Pferd die Kehle durchgeschnitten. Das wirkt ...
milkmandan10
Danny (milkmandan10)
of your opposing party. I've figured out almost all of the pundits: On the "blue" team: *Bill Clinton *Hillary Clinton *Al Gore *John Edwards *Joe Lieberman *John Kerry *Howard Dean *Ted Kennedy *Alan Colmes *And some other guy that I can't figure ...
ssecnirpc
melissa (ssecnirpc)
eans: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than ...
vaeldriil: Hm.
vaeldriil (vaeldriil)
Means: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than ...
manbunjin: Everything I Need to Know About Life...
manbunjin (manbunjin)
despite what is thought of both men. They still have leadership from Bill Clinton and, yes, Al Gore. If they could just excise their more useless wafflers like Hillary Rodham-Clinton, Joel......
timandergirl: This is WHY I LOVE Al Gore!
GordoGirl24 (timandergirl)
wo private aircraft Saturday, September 10, 2005; Posted: 7:22 a.m. EDT (11:22 GMT) Former Vice President Al Gore, center, assists with a charter flight of Katrina survivors, Saturday September 3.  KNOXVILLE, ...
noski_303one: plan of the year
noski_303one (noski_303one)
use real paper for journals and telephones to communicate and actually buy music. this al gore invented, festering cesspool of poker, porn, and proverbs has been allowed to grow ...
raffiesays
raffiesays (raffiesays)
Al Gore on the threat to American Democracy: "The news divisions - which used to be...
irishgemdragon: so cool
irishgemdragon (irishgemdragon)
starting this plan today The World Is MINE! by DemonacName:You will conquer:the Entire Internet (except for Al Gore).Your title will be:OverlordYou will succeed by:Killing Osama Bin Laden.Your Enforcers will be:The Antarans ...
smartycarly: Silent Spring
smartycarly (smartycarly)
don't get to depressed or pissed off. The forward, I believe is written by Al Gore. Which reminds me of something Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "Wooden minds make wooden voices." ...
egghan11200
Meghan (egghan11200)
party: __hotlikefire dressed as the Marquis of South Meadow. alien_chick dressed as the love child of Al Gore and Sarah Michelle Gellar. alliethewildcat dressed as your grandfather. alternagirls dressed as a widow. annie_gwen dressed ...
captain0ahab
Jason (captain0ahab)
didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy. mistahlump dressed as the love child of Al Gore and Dolly......
fallopianwack
Esme (fallopianwack)
I wish the news would stop refusing to report the facts. Evidently a few weeks ago Al Gore presented a slide show somewhere in the Ann Arbor area about the environment. ...
owntoday: The Filmmaker Cannot See (but she has a ticket for Jan. 8!)
O w N T o d a Y (owntoday)
horrible 5) I will never forget: july 2 - july 10 in nyc. 6) I once met: Al Gore? 7) There's this person I know......
matthew66: internet buddies
matthew66 (matthew66)
be bothered by that. it a great community out there and i glad that al gore invented it. :-)......
fr0stedmartini: How the Grinch Stole the Election
mack-dizzle (fr0stedmartini)
exclaimed, Even Dan Rather who was clearly insane. But was he the winner, hey not so fast-- Al Gore called him up and said, "Grinch, kiss my ass!" The race was too tight to...
zhodd: NSA = Great Satan...apparently
zhodd (zhodd)
cookies is now considered illegal we had better shut down the Intraweb and go arrest Al Gore for inventing it. Why doesn't the mainstream media go report something useful and ...
citizenk: Fear is a Man's Best Friend
citizenk (citizenk)
Al Gore on the politics of fear. Fear drives out reason. Fear suppresses the politics of discourse...
9823alfonso: refreshing cloud earl
9823alfonso (9823alfonso)
holdem elliptically!burglarized?cobalt poker tournaments international live poker Democrat Al Gore, Bush's rival in the 2000 presidential election accused him Monday of acting illegally.......
jawnbc: because standardized testing carried when a lousy work ethic could not
JawnBC (jawnbc)
Means: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Lower Than Al Gore You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than ...
morons_r_us: Bush joke
morons_r_us (morons_r_us)
invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then ...
pure_agnostic: The Tragedy of MacBush
The Kensho Agnostic (pure_agnostic)
MacBush Dramatis Personae: King Duncan - President Bill Clinton Malcolm - Senator Hilary Clinton Donalbain - Vice President Al Gore Thane MacBush - President George W. Bush Lady MacBeth - Vice President Dick Cheney (in...
h542umanity: chateau encyclopedia locate
h542umanity (h542umanity)
Insiders passed on the word that former Vice President Al Gore would not go so far as actually to call for the impeachment of ...
purring_ferret: Don't sue me.
purring_ferret (purring_ferret)
hereby retract my previous claims. I invented neither Cheetos nor pigeons. The Frito-Lay corporation invented the Cheeto. And Al Gore invented the pigeon.......
phyrewall: Silliness
Phyrewall (phyrewall)
screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole ...
elmervsevildead: Presidential Election Loser, Sundance Winner?
Josh (elmervsevildead)
Al Gore, Laurie David, Lawrence Bender, and Davis Guggenheim have in common? The answer: all are involved...
themarlynator
Marlys (themarlynator)
Al Gore = bitchin' Quifer Sutherland = Letchy drunken ass. So Friday was celebrity day. First my Boss, Al...
tralala_band: horray for MS paint!
tralala_band (tralala_band)
Al Gore.]   no joke.    ......
jacks_colon22
jacks_colon22 (jacks_colon22)
the course was really hard, but I had to pass. Then I dreamt that me and Al Gore snuggled.......
xskatachick121x
xskatachick121x (xskatachick121x)
Means: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than ...
fishbliss: Wednesday Night - Al Gore
Gordon (fishbliss)
Al Gore presented a compelling illustration of the climate crisis we now face. It is real,...
orthopathica444: Gore contends with lawsuits, protests (Jennifer Ha
orthopathica444 (orthopathica444)
Al Gore seems to be leading a complicated life these days, replete with noisy but mixed...
handsome_rascal
paul (handsome_rascal)
Al Gore.......
kimmer56: Gore's performance on SNL Should erase any doubts that he's running
kimmer56 (kimmer56)
Al Gore made it all but official on Saturday: his 2008 presidential campaign is off and...
polemicmuse: Lunch Time Reading
polemicmuse (polemicmuse)
Al Gore and his upcoming movie. I have a lot of thoughts on this and am...
pandora_13: Jury duty rules!
Pandora (pandora_13)
was wonderful, and the movie was quite enlightening. Admittedly it made me like Al Gore a little more, and left me wondering what political endeavors he has up his...
no_more_crap: Radical right wing agenda
hope springs eternal (no_more_crap)
Burnett – a senior fellow at the Exxon-backed National Center for Policy Analysis – compared Al Gore to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels. In this weekend’s Washington Post magazine, meteorologist Bill Gray ...
leah99: Cray but not the fish
leah99 (leah99)
corvette like complex of a  cray super computer that was signed by george bush and al gore (don't ask me but they delight in having politicians sign their computers).  I ...
sevenleafclover
sevenleafclover (sevenleafclover)
see the movie 'an inconvenient truth.' It was an environmentalist documentary, and apparently Al Gore was going to be doing a live guest appearance at the California Plaza where...
emersondarcy: stencils.
darcy! (emersondarcy)
al gore), been to a lot of grad parties, ran and did comcast on demand workouts,...
razzamatazzhuh: oma is crazy
razzamatazzhuh (razzamatazzhuh)
the scientists of the world to let the chinese economy outperform ours. she also thinks al gore and pete seger deserve a "very big kick in the butt". on the bright side,...
alysonl: Greenhouse effect! Inconvenient Truth! We're all gonna die!*
Alyson (alysonl)
stuff is bunk. < soapbox > There's a lot of focus at the moment, thanks to Al Gore, on the fact that humans are a plague and this world would be better...
panda_chibi
panda_chibi (panda_chibi)
page)It doesn't matter what your political affiliation is or what your feelings are towards Al Gore. This film has really nothing to do with that. It is about the environmental...
lsumattnalls (in lsucrew)
lsumattnalls (lsumattnalls)
so post away.  I mean if you're into Nazism or communism or if you like Al Gore maybe you should keep that to yourself, but other than that we're cool.Ok ...
independen_cee: survey [:
independen_cee (independen_cee)
your favorite color: all ! [:09. your favorite song: too many<310. your role model: al gore ! & michael moore ! no joke.11. your favorite sport: it was tennis. but...
meanderingway: Republican "ethics", governmental lies, and fairness
Far Beyond Driven (meanderingway)
Al Gore, supposedly made by an amateur filmmaker, recently appeared on the popular Web site YouTube.com....
vocabulicious: Going Straight From Denial to Despair...
vocabulicious (vocabulicious)
his evening I went to see a little movie called "An Inconvenient Truth". It features Al Gore, who has been pursuing the topic of global warming by giving presentations on ...
princeofsnow: Thoughts on "An Inconvenient Truth"
J.J. Rohmaller (princeofsnow)
11 liberals here in Tehachapi, and many times I felt so toe-curlingly sorry for Al Gore that I had to fight not crying. We let this man's presidency be...
kefka
Kefka (kefka)
are "like" a complex system. ...No shit?! I kind of thought Arpanet - or, thanks to Al Gore, "The Internet" - was something simple...like a......
aquatic_vertigo: I'm too lazy to lj-cut today ^^;;
A-chan (aquatic_vertigo)
een party: _greysocks dressed as a camel. _ligaya_ dressed as a assistant computer programmer. aeternus_lumen dressed as Al Gore. angelbabylove dressed as Matt Hasselbeck. anne_nime dressed as Madonna. asphy_xiation dressed as the love child of ...
filleardente: Back to Basics: Random Mutterings
filleardente (filleardente)
car at Foothill College with a delightful trilogy of bumper stickers:"2008: the End of an Error""President Al Gore, sounds pretty good about now""Environmental Activism" When  endlessspin and I arrived back after our ride, the owner ...
zenen
zenen (zenen)
Al Gore In this documentary Al Gore stunningly presents the truth about what we as a species...