Woody Allen

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canofmoxy: !@£$%^&*())__+
canofmoxy (canofmoxy)
Woody Allen, I seriously do. And "Zelig" might be one of his funniest social commentaries in...
triton668
Triton (triton668)
mine (Mira Sorvino) won an oscar for her performance in it. It was my first Woody Allen movie, and he was so annoying. Helena Bonham Carter was also pretty annoying, ...
onidayan: My Favourite Directors and their Best Films
Noar Halutzi Lohem (onidayan)
Film About Killing) 2. Alfred Hitchcock (The Birds) 3. David Lynch (Mulholland Drive) 4. Woody Allen (Manhatten) 5. Martin Scorcese (Taxi Driver) 6. Steven Spielberg ...
ilovemeforme
ilovemeforme (ilovemeforme)
is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen (1935 - ) The purpose of life is to fight maturity. Dick Werthimer Drama is ...
gdharm: Sponsor came through...
gdharm (gdharm)
what is going on, walking through it and finished up with a quote from Woody Allen that Keith liked: 90 % of life is just showing up. I...
ankh_f_n_khonsu: Quickie #174 -
preacher (ankh_f_n_khonsu)
in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." - Woody Allen......
ki_etcetera: >_<
ki_etcetera (ki_etcetera)
Woody Allen....adopting a child, rasing in, then divorcing his wife so he can fuck and have...
a_ba_in_english: Scenes from an Italian Bookstore
D-Money (a_ba_in_english)
Woody Allen! (Which, come to think of it, isn't saying much) (LORETTA is ringing up a particularly...
shingo5: Post-Chicago
shingo5 (shingo5)
with hundreds of other people. It was so exciting to see people laugh at Woody Allen. I thought no one else liked him.The Hancock Observatory, Museum of Science ...
lt_drew: Celebrity Atheists
lt_drew (lt_drew)
Woody Allen (writer and director) Bjork Lewis Black (comedian) Marlon Brando (the godfather) George Carlin (comedian) Adam Carolla (comedian) John Carpenter (writer...
green_whorenet: Dear R
green_whorenet (green_whorenet)
Woody Allen movie. Heck, picture Woody Allen in all his awkward unattractiveness! That is R. He...
luciferthedoll: Dying
L's N. : Cossette (luciferthedoll)
Woody Allen......
yuling: Never trust a naked bus driver.
yuling (yuling)
Woody Allen movie called Anything Else that, while it was not especially well done, taught a...
shalanna: It works for Jon Stewart
Shalanna (shalanna)
on taking it all too seriously. Jon Stewart. Harlan Ellison. Robin Williams. Woody Allen (most of the time.) It works for them! Hmm. Must one...
waterbrother: the last golden days of this summer
Frater Homo Indomitus (waterbrother)
but you never can trust these things all the way. after watching the end of woody allen's "stardust memories" on IFC i found my self listening to some music (Everything ...
guesroc2002
guesroc2002 (guesroc2002)
Woody Allen films, Bike riding at dusk and watching a poor duck be gangbanged by the...
cinema_process: Dulce y melancólico (Sweet and lowdown - 1999)
Fiorella Giordano (cinema_process)
Woody Allen.Reparto: Sean Penn, Samantha Morthon, Uma Thurman.Año: 1999.Género: Comedia/Drama/Biografía/Musical.................................................... "Dulce y melancólico" es la biografía...
chaosinthecity: it's hot..I'm cranky...
chaosinthecity (chaosinthecity)
Allan says "We never have sex, maybe only three times a week!" Well I'm Woody Allen except I get a lot less action than that. To be fair...
featherframe: wishing for contentment? indeed
featherframe (featherframe)
and i will have to sheepishly admit that it's on top of my list of Woody Allen films...); * because i woulda fared better en coeur et en tete in an ...
tangerinesours: life or something not quite like it, but pretty damn close. at least, close enough for me
tangerinesours (tangerinesours)
reading A Man Without Qualities, but I'm not. I fell asleep watching a fairly mediocre Woody Allen movie last night and felt old and sad. Pink Floyd has certain......
stugotz388: Let's misbehave!!!!
C# (stugotz388)
on by one of them *COUGH* and went to Jack's house to watch some badass Woody Allen movies. The day before that I ran errands with Jackie Posada, then watched the ...
sesuncedu: 3 Variable Humour Test.
Simon Spero (sesuncedu)
Woody Allen. We scored the similar on this test too: Would you have been a...
bobcatbaby06: Consider this
Jo (bobcatbaby06)
Woody Allen-academy award-winning writer, produceer and director=flunked motion picture production at New York University and the CIty College of New York. He also failed english at New York University.......
c_never
charlottenever (c_never)
school bus right now. i never realized how PUNNY it is. and this kid is totally woody allen:<br> in other news, i need to go pick up a parcel package from the ...
surebert: I feel like having a little moment to 'freak out.'
surebert (surebert)
stress I've got going on here ... It is making me nauseous. I watched "Zelig" by Woody Allen yesterday afternoon and adored it. Then right when it was over and went ...
i_pod: to amuse oneself as exams come to their sorry conclusion
i_pod (i_pod)
as a policeman and then skipping. Pretending to be an artichoke but punching people as they pass. --Woody Allen, Without Feathers......
winewiskeywomen: catharsis?
winewiskeywomen (winewiskeywomen)
with BJ Thursday at the Valley Art. Hadn't been there since '79 for a Woody Allen triple-feature. BJ commented it wasn't Bergman's best, and she's in love with ...
r0bin: Coffee the health drink..
Robin (r0bin)
Society in Washington. What's next, cigarettes and red meat? Oh wait, the Aitkins diet. Maybe Woody Allen was being prophetic in "Sleeper"......
neilwatts: Cuestión de moralidad
Manuel M. Montero (neilwatts)
cción a la filosofía' de Christopher Falzon Al final de Delitos y faltas (Crimes and Misdemeanors, Woody Allen, 1989), el distinguido médico Judah Rosenthal (Martin Landau) conoce al director de cine ...
likevoltron: The life and times of a single nerd
drunk in the trunk (likevoltron)
Woody Allen Mockumentary Zelig right now - she's stunning. Now I'm watching 20 Million miles...
mwmiller: 'Toons and turnabout
MWMiller (mwmiller)
to the animal-people stars) and some nifty Winsor McCay political cartoons. Oh yeah, and a Woody Allen comic from the 1970s too! In other news: Flash game designer gets revenge on hotl...
nobodysmuse: mood indigo
nobodysmuse (nobodysmuse)
My expression pasted sillily on his face. Hot lemon tea to ease my flu and Woody Allen. Reading our books and sharing a pretty river scene.......
our_trip
our_trip (our_trip)
as we crossed some bridge and the city seriousley looks like a set off a woody allen movie!! every time we cross a road dad has to remind me to look ...
stark007: Um...
Ben Stark (stark007)
favorite directors. I also watched What's Up, Tiger Lily last night. Highly disappointing, especially from Woody Allen. It's pretty much just the ancestor of Kung Pow, and just about as funny....
ashlynne12: Seeing Red
ashlynne12 (ashlynne12)
Woody Allen (1935 - )   I check the bank account on a daily basis.  Yesterday morning when...
flanfan: heh
flanfan (flanfan)
Woody Allen Your film will be 71% romantic, 37% comedy, ...
raucuspc: Woody Allen in a "Daddy - Little Girl Relationship????
British Paul (raucuspc)
Woody Allen says his relationship with wife Soon-Yi Previn, which has a "more paternal feeling," is...
uncleoscar
uncleoscar (uncleoscar)
City 20. Syrianna Director 1. Spielberg – Munich 2. Steven Frears – Mrs Henderson Presents 3. Ang Lee – Brokeback Mountain 4. Woody Allen – Match Point 5. George Clooney – Good Night And Good Luck 6. Rob Marshall – Memoirs...
gothbabe: Happy anniversary Boofy!
This is Alexa (gothbabe)
then you don't know my sense of humour. I like black comedy and I like Woody Allen. All three of my plays end in death. Nuff Said.......
iloveblack: satchel
jdl (iloveblack)
mild interest in Ronan Seamus Farrow, the 18 year-old son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen. I saw him talking on Larry King Live not too long ago urging reli...
critica_roja: MATCH POINT ((atención, Spoilers!!!!)
Sroja (critica_roja)
Woody Allen Intérpretes: Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Emily Mortimer, Matthew Goode, Brian Cox, Penelope Wilton Rating: Sí,...
dandaemien: The Oscar race begins - Predictions 1
dandaemien (dandaemien)
Goodnight and Good Luck3. Munich4. Pride and Prejudice5. Walk the LineDarkhorse: Memoirs of a Geisha Best Director1. Woody Allen (Matchpoint)2. George Clooney......
minervagranger
minervagranger (minervagranger)
Woody Allen planeja rodar mais um filme em Londres - 30/11/2005 Após rodar "Match Point", exibido em...
eg_playground
EG-my-new-playground (eg_playground)
''There are only two things that you can control in life: art and masturbation.'' — Woody Allen (it´s his bithday, today) http://www.tvforen.de/phorum/read.php?f=4&i=133939&t=133939&v=t http://www.tvforen.de/phorum/read.php?f=4&i=133939&t=133939&v=f......
fashionista86
hazel (fashionista86)
Woody Allen, "I'm through with love!" I have finally decided after chasing the same guy for...
thelittleidiot: You Don't Even Know: Intent Vs Meaning.
thelittleidiot (thelittleidiot)
Woody Allen film Match Point. And when a director I love puts out a new film,...
artsyscreenname: BACKLOG 10/13/2005: You're very lucky to be miserable.
Jonny Jazz (artsyscreenname)
So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable." Woody Allen, "Annie Hall" You say you have problems, boy?Well, I say your eyes have sprung a...
starless_city: New Year's Green
The Starless City (starless_city)
hell, well, this is all about me. Let’s not pretend it isn’t, in some coy Woody Allen way. A hyper-real version, maybe. An ameliorated version. A less sensible, less happy, ...
nateperlewitz: what.happens.during.ejaculation?
nateperlewitz (nateperlewitz)
woody allen is hilarious. wow. it's been awhile since i've laughed that hard. ...
joolzmp7
Joolz (joolzmp7)
for the first film of the new year - going to see Matchpoint, the new Woody Allen movie. Didn't quite manage the hundred last year, only did 97 (that ...
valtom
valtom (valtom)
Woody Allen Вуди Аллен Match Point Интересно, можно ли и здесь говорить о случае как о типично еврейской теме....
jamespolk
James K. Polk (jamespolk)
Grant = Archibald Leach Jamie Foxx = Eric Bishop Dyan Cannon = Samile Frieson Diane Keaton = Diane Hall Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg Michael Caine = Maurice Micklewhite Queen Latifah = Dana Owens Tom Cruise = ...
cerylium: Match Point
cerylium (cerylium)
Woody Allen's Match Point last night at the Kendall with .  It was a really fantastic film. ...
greedyreader: Match Point
greedyreader (greedyreader)
at the cinema to watch Match Point, the new movie written and directed by Woody Allen. All I can say is ugh. I don't want to spoil this...
pequenaesquimal
pequenaesquimal (pequenaesquimal)
vaya mierda de película no me ha gustado nada es que no parecía ni de Woody Allen, no tengo mucho que decir tampoco, pero me hubiera ido del cine si ...
yonko
Malthesius (yonko)
Woody Allen movie before, so was quite surprised. The main point that I found interesting was when...
godawful
toecutter (godawful)
woody allen film this weekend, match point. and while i liked the movie alright, (whats his name...
kdwman05: Woody Allen, and the mothers of intervention.
Kyle, Master of the Universe, esq. (kdwman05)
interesting thing of note, was the main old trumpet dude, who looked suspiciously like Woody Allen, but played very nicely. I'm going to have to give a speech on myself pretty...
ribbond
Ribbon (ribbond)
Jajajajajaj, després he vist que nope, que era l'obra de teatre de la peli del Woody Allen. Catxis! :p......
sustain
no need for conversation (sustain)
There were times when it detracted from the movie. I ordered a few things from amazon. 1. Woody Allen - Manhantten 2. Woody Allen - Crimes and Misdemeanors 3. Metropolis by TheaVon Harbou 4. In ...
morgeil: Director meme
Tanina (morgeil)
Woody Allen Your film will be 58% romantic, 38% comedy, 32% complex plot, and a...
glassonionage
NYSSA (glassonionage)
woody allen romance and it makes sense.......
typesbad
сарабол (typesbad)
illness soon. but at least I gave myself a nice evening. some thai food, some Woody Allen, some slow wandering inside shops just to play with things until it was ...
jmperla: Match Point....the best part was the MINIs
jmperla (jmperla)
Woody Allen movie, Match Point. I'm really not a Woody Allen fan however this film looked...
ichopyoudice: squirt 1000 hurtz into my cornia.
Brittany Jayne Kusa (ichopyoudice)
were robots who didnt understand simple functions, kind of like all of you were woody allen in sleeper when he had to be a robot for a while. yikes. please don't ...
morgulveil: Dancing in the Rain
Chelsea (morgulveil)
ally peaceful moment today for the first since who knows when. ...And Matchpoint was amazing. See it. Really. Woody Allen is a genius, and Scarlett and Johnathan are beautiful. Enough said. moviesaremylife......
baaaadd_coconut: unsettling
baaaadd_coconut (baaaadd_coconut)
Woody Allen film "Match Point" is an amazing film. You should go see it.......
starcey
stacey (starcey)
that is now over because I cant concentrate on 2 things at once. it was about woody allen playing the clarinet. I never got woody allen's humour really. or seinfields. I ...
vonotny: Woody, you're the best!
Silence and I (vonotny)
Woody Allen movie "Match Point", which is really really awesomely great. It's not quite a typical...
thesweetlife: My Life In Film
La Dolce Vita (thesweetlife)
English Patient We Are Family In America, Jim Sheridan Million Dollar Baby, Eastwood The Royal Tenenbaums, Husbands and Wives, Woody Allen Shoot the Moon, Alan Parker Heat, Michael Mann Rain, Lawn Dogs, Duigan Give me the night Touch......
ameliedancer: movies and valentines
ameliedancer (ameliedancer)
HOT. I really liked it, and I don't even like what I've seen of Woody Allen before. A great popcorn movie. I finally watched Galaxy Quest on tv over ...
sthomsen: Sarah Thomsen : Media and Society Journal #1 - class discussion, Angel
sthomsen (sthomsen)
and "Saved by the Bell." My favorite films are "Matchpoint" which is a current woody Allen film, and I love Breakfsat club, st elmos fire, weird science, pretty in ...
valyazhnaya: uzhas
valyazhnaya (valyazhnaya)
parts of me I like that he doesn't appreciate. I like classical music, Woody Allen films and cats. It's the little things, and they mean a lot t...
uglyfunny: Fiction: Test And Failure: Or, Poor Mr. Roth.
M.M.A.M.S. (uglyfunny)
he understanding that it shows Mr. Thurber an entire talent of written humor, better than Woody Allen, Dave Barry, or, with the exception of Twain, Vonnegut, or Harris - Fantasy, ...
sisyphus
Dallas Lynn (sisyphus)
adorable, as a strung out murderess, or the lovable downstairs neighbour. Speaking of Woody Allen, I found this site that could threaten to suck up too much of my...
rowan9: for anyone who loves cheese as much as i do.
Rowan (rowan9)
ch. 19 His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody Allen (1935 -......
alexeyesopen: i've got a hobby called killing time; most of the time, i'm killing myself a little inside
why are you still alive?? (alexeyesopen)
woody allen flick "match point" started slow, but turned out to be a pretty impressive showing.....
celpony: Today
celpony (celpony)
VERY good. The ending surprises you, I have to say. And it was a Woody Allen movie without the things I hate about Woody Allen movies (namely Woody Allen ...
_bricoleur: W3001: The Event Scene
Bricolage (_bricoleur)
Woody Allen film. GIRL I want to watch the Alfred Hitchcock movie. BOY Is this is how it starts?...
llivejournal: 7.42
placenta ovaries (llivejournal)
Rekka (2002, Takashi Miike) - 8.5 Dr. Alien (1989, David DeCoteau) - 7.5 Match Point (2005, Woody Allen) - 7 I was expecting a thriller, because that's what it's labeled as, but it...
irmak: Game, set and match.
Irmak (irmak)
Woody Allen's Match Point today.It was amazing. I've always been in love with Allen, but I...
bunny_acid: a brief résumé
bunny_acid (bunny_acid)
watched a lot of Futurama, attended to a funeral, bought a miniature palm, discovered Woody Allen, listened to Yo La Tengo and Kraftwerk and traveled to the capital city. A...
pond_erin: Happy Birthday Woody Allen
pond_erin (pond_erin)
Woody Allen, if he wasnt so creepy he would be my dream man... or maybe he...
streetlight: Wow.
Lucky (streetlight)
Woody Allen that I don't like, watching "Annie Hall" was pretty good. I just finished...
tintinschmintin: Wish List
Christine San Luis (tintinschmintin)
movie VCDs or DVDs (sobrang winiwish kong may mahanap akong DVD ng Eternal Sunshine and Woody Allen movies) 5) a new wallet 6) shoes/sandals......
misswindupbird: my mon is being stupid right now
misswindupbird (misswindupbird)
eating a cheese danish and fruit punch for breakfast, while also watching a woody allen movie called everyone says i love you. I was helping my mom...
mspinkdiamonds: *The Rain*
*Veronica* (mspinkdiamonds)
little while...."I love the rain, it washes memories off the sidewalks of life." - Woody Allen line from Play it again, SamI start my new job tomorrow.  I hate new...
gebu: Weekend: Tennis and random Sunday
gebu (gebu)
Woody Allen double bill, but I made it as far as the Go bus station where...
tengosed: he visto los pechos de monica bellucci
tengosed (tengosed)
que no es verdad, me habría hecho sentir bien. y encima luego el cabrón del woody allen con match point. siempre acabo yendo sola a ver sus pelis. no sé cómo...
lookalaki: Annie Hall
Clara Buchholtz (lookalaki)
Woody Allen film Annie Hall last night.. Apart from being very funny i found it very...
dixiecowgrl86: hip hip for all the busted, we are entrusted, you better recognize
american girl (dixiecowgrl86)
Woody Allen) Damn car repairs. My mom had to give me $300 so I could pay my...
tobyisbored: SARAH AND I WENT ON A REAL LIVE DATE!
Giddyup, the Insecure Sea Monster (tobyisbored)
house. It was a date and she wore her cute hat she made. Being Woody Allen fans, we were excited to be able to see his new movie Match ...
colbyucb: Short
Mr. Pibb & Red Vines (colbyucb)
of coffee onto the floor of our rental car doing a pretty solid imitation of Woody Allen in Los Angeles in Annie Hall." Ahhh, this is why I love Flans. Anyway, I've ...
tptimes: more about karaoke.
The never can be... (tptimes)
cheesy as it is going to sound,I'm going to say this anyway.In the words of Woody Allen, that's essentially how i feel about life.We tend to play it safe in ...
thelittleidiot: WGA
thelittleidiot (thelittleidiot)
Writer's Guild of America just posted their 101 Best Screenplays. It's a great list; Woody Allen is on there four times, Charlie Kauffman three times, hell Tarantino in on ...
thrivetosurvive: Fate will tell the tale
thrivetosurvive (thrivetosurvive)
Woody Allen film I've ever seen. Since I liked it, I'll have to see Annie Hall...
justinsomniac: Does semen dream of orgasmic sheep?
justinsomniac (justinsomniac)
Woody Allen film at a young prepubescent age or the opening to the "look whos talking"...
indi9o: 50 film challenge for 2006 #38-55
Risto (indi9o)
Woody Allen film. Physical comedy that made me laugh several times hehehe ...
chookbobberki
le Charles Borchert (chookbobberki)
of sad I missed the competition, but I wouldn't have scored over 300 anyways. Running and Woody Allen and helping sister watch Deadwood = good afternoon. Planning very short film with Vu ...
youshouldwatch: Today's Behind the Curve Pick
youshouldwatch (youshouldwatch)
I've gotta say, I don't know what took me so long. It's a brilliant Woody Allen comedy that fuses the Greek tragedy "Oedipus Rex" and the hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold genre, and ...
opheliapride
Jen (opheliapride)
reminds me of Mike Myers and has the most evil laugh. Vincent Is like a Woody Allen and Ben Stiller cross. He CRACKS me up.......
barbaracarmina: I'm sure I lost my parking space, so we're gonna have to drive around
emmi (barbaracarmina)
isto: Gostei imenso do filme. Passa-se numa Manhattan de meados dos anos 80. Lembra filmes de Woody Allen, em que personagens cujas relações são uma amálgama de indecisões e impasses entremeiam as ...
leviathandragon
Michi (leviathandragon)
the suffering and misery were worth it. By the way, I saw Scoop tonight, the new Woody Allen movie. Very cute, I definitely recommend it, especally to fans of any of ...
watchgurl4
martha (watchgurl4)
woody allen scarlett hugh jackman - hott!!! love love love ......
nightly_path
Shanana (nightly_path)
Woody Allen fans out there, I want to say, for the record, that Scoop sucked ass....
cherrymx6: I was tagged so here goes...
Cherry (cherrymx6)
some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen (1935 - ) - More quotations on: [God] The girl with aT future ...
apycroft: yah
apycroft (apycroft)
can turn right on a red light, if the road is clear. theres a great woody allen quote......
go_inforthekiss: necesito mis earmuffs
go_inforthekiss (go_inforthekiss)
normally, that's not good. today's jarred fest was amazing despite the forced ingestion of woody allen movies. fortunately i was cured by some SWEET muscle/classic cars and some even s...
spulture: Hey, hey! What's this I see? I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE!
Spulture (spulture)
they are part of a series or they celebrate a director's body of work, like Woody Allen or Alfred Hitchcock. They can also celebrate the work of an actor like ...