The Onion

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victorthecook: Salad Wars
victorthecook (victorthecook)
for flavoring the juices salt feta cheese, chunked And there's a hot-weather dinner. Don't go overboard on the onion.......
matrixfrog
Matrix Frog (matrixfrog)
The Onion. My favorite one is this: * Stabbings, while tanning or not, are very dangerous—avoid them.......
steve614: smile
steve614 (steve614)
s her attention to you and it's now your turn to order the cheeseburger, hold the onion, and medium well please, take a moment, look in her eyes, relax, and ...
interboigrrl: got up early
interboigrrl (interboigrrl)
my elderly friend Bob and get us Big Macs and onion rings. Bob likes the onion rings. maybe I should smoke a pack a day while I am at it. D...
raptor_au: The Hot Dog Man
Raptor (raptor_au)
man is packing up,     He's putting all his sauces away.  Gatesy:  Yeah!  Tripod:  Scrapes the onion grease into a cup,     To use again another day. ......
chromatica: recipe: cream of mushroom soup
chromatica (chromatica)
butter in a heavy-based saucepan. Add the mushroom stalks and chopped caps, and the onion. Fry for a minute or two, then cover and sweat over a gentle...
jujitsubethel: Queer
jujitsubethel (jujitsubethel)
to eat me and my trash now, so I need to appease them. God bless the onion skins (if that's possible).......
murraywithapike: PRESENTING THE COOLEST NEW SPORT EVER
Kellen (murraywithapike)
how Ben got a beef burrito with onion and tomato and asked them to hold the onion and tomato. Effectively, he recieved a tortilla filled entirely with beef. So it ...
mattdocmartin: Why be creative and funny when I can let others do it for me?
Matt Martin (mattdocmartin)
says it doesn't change much I still don't think much of your girlfriend Stolen blatantly from The Onion Hey, I don't want to brag, but when you got it, you got it.......
chadwise
Chad (chadwise)
The Onion) WASHINGTON, DC—Beltway insiders report that Buster, the 7-month-old yellow Labrador Congress was allowed to keep...
catmorgan: Hahahahah
Torie (catmorgan)
the Onion: Marine Corps Shortens Slogan To 'The Few' WASHINGTON, DC—In light of recruiting shortfalls, a near standstill...
freefallingaway
freefallingaway (freefallingaway)
The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4129&type=opinion&o=2&id=549......
inyourarmsifall: Updating....
Cortney (inyourarmsifall)
made my dad sick to his stomach the cheese sticks werent cooked all the way the onion rings were......
almostmia
Erica Schwanke (almostmia)
on 35W N- it makes me feel better about so many things. I sat in the Onion and read some Steinbeck when Chris called and joined me. We sat ...
chocobo_keita: Entry #079:
Keita (慶太) (chocobo_keita)
of my outside friends there, actually, they're my sister's friends. We ate at Burgoo's, and the Onion rings and Mozzarella sticks were heavenly! I also like the Macaroni, though... Ahahaha... ...
dark_blade: Blogathon post #8: Dinner! And On Cooking.
Rin (dark_blade)
the onion family are still burning your eyes. o_O Good thing I can touch...
ditto1114: Thought/Funny of the Day
Laurel (ditto1114)
Court Scrolls. The scrolls, written in......
cmichdave
Dave (cmichdave)
The Onion" is a knee slapper for sure, if only for the headline: "War on string...
legallatino: Accurate
"Raf" (legallatino)
such as the "thumbs up" and the exchange of curt nods. (from my good friends at the onion)......
ironiccadence: "just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world...she took the midnight train goin' anywhere..."
Mikey (ironiccadence)
held in the No-Spin Zone, a region of absolute neutrality governed by commentator Bill O'Reilly. -- The Onion......
ironmelf: Quick posts . . .
IronMelf (ironmelf)
now the shoe is on the other foot! Adidas Buys Reebok And, courtesy of The Onion, comes a story of a Suicide Bomber Killed While En Route By A Car...
superbad: "In exchange, defendant handed to said un-apprehended individual an icy."
Stab Master. (superbad)
the onion. except, oh wait, it's in the new york times.......
sokillerbee
HiL (sokillerbee)
the onion. I had to get out of the kitchen, which is why I am...
ceejuhsalad: Duality begins.
ceejuhsalad (ceejuhsalad)
let me get the major season themes down here: Season One: The Individual vs. Society Season Two: The Onion That Is Yourself Season Three: Essence vs. Existence Season Four: The Center That Cannot Hold Season ...
orgdotnews: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New "Intelligent Falling" Theory
Author Dented (orgdotnews)
The Onion weighs in on the science v. theology debate. http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2......
digitaldraco: The Onion Dissents: Intelligent Falling!
Draco (digitaldraco)
Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory. This isn't really news (because it's from The Onion, of course) but I figured we could use a little humor here in between...
goodjewishgirl: Too Funny!!!
Heather, the Baddest Heeb This Side of Tel Aviv (goodjewishgirl)
The Onion"? This editorial is hilarious, as long as you can laugh at somewhat dark...
dude45: the meaning of life
dude45 (dude45)
the onion commands that we put at least 5$ in the collectin plate so we may...
the_schauff: I appear to be on a journal binge
the_schauff (the_schauff)
you are already aware I have a severe fondness for the horoscopes found in The Onion. And for no apparent reason I've decided to post mine this week ca...
_pruss: Cheese And Crackers, Cookies, and Cocaine
Turtle (_pruss)
feel damn good... I think I'd feel better if I got a blowjob, though. I <3 The Onion. :) But anyway, I have a new song that I made that I think you...
rychefnm
rychefnm (rychefnm)
haven't really done much. At least next weekend is a 3-day weekend. :) By the way.........from the Onion...... ......
jakethejuggalo
Lord Igor the Barbarian (jakethejuggalo)
the onion. GERMAN LUFTWAFFLE CHAIN OFFERS WAFFLES, OVERWHELMING AIR SUPERIORITY MUNICH—An elite force of three dozen 24-hour Luftwaffle...
reblgrrl: last night
Kelly (reblgrrl)
the violence kim: you mean disturbing the peace? me: oh yeah that too then we went to the onion farm which was scary. but even scarier was the towny gas station we went...
dholliday: Speaking of Scalia
Kramer (dholliday)
the Onion.......
sa_uuuul: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
sa_uuuul (sa_uuuul)
The Onion: KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a...
tyfach: Satire Made (Big) Easy....
Gareth (tyfach)
The Onion White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters NEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to...
medoublel: quickie
melanie (medoublel)
just a quick one. ill be back after i finish my......
elko9: The Onion Does it again
elko9 (elko9)
the Onion. Yeah it's supposed to be funny... but it's not that far off....
jamiegayporn
z (jamiegayporn)
of trying to compete, ya'll should just read his... chicken_pat_pie 2. everyone really needs to read the onion for this week. it's absolutely amazing! post-announcements: why make a towel that doesn't absorb ...
archaneah: Slow down there Mike.
K. G. Hale (archaneah)
following political newsletters: Moore's Updates, Democracy Now!, The Conservative Truth, Conservative.com, Capitol Hill Blue, and... The Onion (I like my sources varied, what can I say?). In any......
frig_neutron: an amusing horoscope
frig_neutron (frig_neutron)
tendency to ruin climactic moments by splashing the actresses with all the wrong bodily fluids. from the Onion.......
byandby
Masquerading as a normal person (byandby)
the Onion: Everyone likes a comforting bowl of hot, tasty soup, but somehow you expected more from...
chrestomanci: Just....YES.
My Very Own God (chrestomanci)
the Onion. But Christ, it's beautiful... Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years I want seventeen and four ninths.......
arcane_world: The final countdown ...
Arcane-World (arcane_world)
the onion would have loved to headed off to bed, it couldn't. In an effort to...
cranberryvelvet
Caffeine Factory (cranberryvelvet)
to be the crappiest story I've ever written (exception given to the story about the onion that ate people that I dictated to my mom at age five). Not only...
dirae
Ten-Fifteen (dirae)
The Onion's latest AV Club post entitled The Day The Smurfs Cried - Excursions To The Outer...
lollys_adverbs: Things that make me happy!
lollys_adverbs (lollys_adverbs)
out some crazy lyrics and strike a pose, in public -sobe green tea -coffee and a cigarette -reading the onion -sitting under my willow tree with good people staring into the sky -complimenting......
rodneyp: 09272005 Swiping Bush and Liberal Piety in a Single Swoop
rodneyp (rodneyp)
The Onion via Arts & Letters Daily) The Onion writers were firing on all cylinders with this...
student_cook: Basic pasta tomato sauce
student_cook (student_cook)
pasta) 1/2 onion 1/2 pepper Few mushrooms 1/2 carrot Jar of tomato sauce OR tin of tomatoes Method 1. Fry the onion with the pepper and carrots, then throw in the mushrooms. The mushrooms will...
sydzg: lol
Antonio (sydzg)
the onion made me laugh out loud with this: "Say goodbye to the old world, wh...
outskirtsnat
Natalie (outskirtsnat)
varying amounts of spoilers.  Positive reviews from: the Associated Press, Entertainment Weekly, Willamette Week, the Onion A.V. Club, Sydney Morning Herald (apparently-reg. required), Seattle Weekly, The Village Voice, and New...
notme123: Revenge of the Funyuns
NotMeee (notme123)
the onion flavored corn chip rings) earlier today and now my throat is all scratchy. It...
quo_fata_ferunt: Women Have To Stop Starving Themselves Past The Point Of Hotness
quo_fata_ferunt (quo_fata_ferunt)
The Onion: Avoiding eating in order to improve your appearance is part of being a woman, and...
theronn: Recipe Share
theronn (theronn)
out here. Summer Minestrone Equipment needed are: Knife, Cutting board, measuring cup, Pot, Stove top. Ingredients: *Olive oil, for the onion (about 3 table spoons) *1 large onion, minced *3 cups chopped and skinned......
dymaxion: Spiced Chard
Dymaxion (dymaxion)
Cayenne Pepper Salt Stem the chard.  Chop the stems and leaves separately.  Mince the onion.  Heat a good amount of oil (the result should be wet with oil without...
pyretta: ooooooooooo
kim (pyretta)
is. for the first time my eyes actually started to sting/tear when i was choppin the onion.. it was cool. thumbsucker was suuchhh a good movie. i highly recommend ...
m36: This is so funny.....
m36 (m36)
The Onion. The headlines are just so funny/ironic that it makes me want to work for...
mandy6488 (in moobysrecipes): Yummy Clam Chowder
monkey love (mandy6488)
cups total. Cook the bacon in a large soup pot until a bit crispy. Add the onion and cook until the onion is translucent (7-8 minutes)(stir occasionally). Add flour and ...
mattack: Is Chicago next?
Matt (mattack)
The Onion reminds us of what we never should have forgotten: when Hagerstown decides it's on,...
panama777: Tonight!!! The Happiest Happy Hour
The Almighty Umar (panama777)
The ONION present: The Happiest Hour: Pints of Moosehead for a Penny! Thursday, Oct. 20, 8 p.m. You have...
drakenfly: The Onion vs White House
Nathan (drakenfly)
leak investigation. But it found time to add another item to its agenda - stopping The Onion, the satirical newspaper, from using the presidential seal. The newspaper regularly produces a parody ...
yatpundit (in democrats): so wrong, yet so funny...
YatPundit (yatpundit)
The Onion has launched a new website, www.weeklyradioaddress.com, that is a parody of the President's weekly...
juliana27: Weekend Recappy Goodness
Juliana (juliana27)
figured we didn't want to waste that. We had a very awesome Cactus Blossom (the onion blossom), I had a steak & baked potato, and Rosendolf had some sort ...
sofie_so_fair: If I'm so happy I've got everything to lose
Phil (sofie_so_fair)
the Onion last, very good indeed. Felt weird going to a gig in Reading after a...
vulturechick: Inspired by a cold rainy night...
Lalita156 (vulturechick)
spaghetti noodles, broken into 1-2 inch pieces 1 1/2 tsp* curry powder (to taste) Chop the onion into small pieces and saute in butter, adding sherry and paprika after a few...
localetc: Coal Now Too Expensive To Put In Christmas Stockings
localetc (localetc)
the onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43706......
deathbetothe3rd: Dekember Gift-list, to be added as shit happens.
deathbetothe3rd (deathbetothe3rd)
Nicholas - #23 Kenny Wallace PPI/Stacker2 Chevrolet 1/64th scale die-cast and some candy. Gravellese - The Onion 2006 Calendar Sodavy - An olde Irish guy hat Amanda - Pie Anthony - $10...
dinsdale_jsp: Back From Hiatus
dinsdale_jsp (dinsdale_jsp)
Joe! campaign?  No?  Well, Joe Garden is a friend of mine, a writer for The Onion and a stand-up guy.  Jay Leno is retiring in 2009, and Conan O'Brien ...
yokes: The Onion Radio News Podcast
Yokes (yokes)
the Onion Radio News is now available in podcast form.......
weezerchick7: friday five? what?
come along with me (weezerchick7)
The Onion? Hahahaha. But really, if we're talking about "actual" news, MSNBC> 2. What is...
moonrockmambo
Name (moonrockmambo)
a while it is difficult to tell if a news story came from CNN or The Onion: Bin Laden's No. 2 releases poetry tape......
jakdacrowe: eggy creativity
jakdacrowe (jakdacrowe)
f onion skins on the cloth. Place leaves or bits of rice on top of the onion skins. Be creative. :D Put the egg on top of the pile of ...
tocasia
Dana (tocasia)
The Onion Girl, by Charles de Lint, is the most depressing fantasy book Ever. But...
mrs_leroy_brown (in rubbishvegans): The Best Soup I have ever made!
gytha ogg wannabe (mrs_leroy_brown)
squash, courgette, onions, & peppers, mix around in a splash of olive oil, and add the onion seeds and rosemary. Roast for 45 min ish. HINT: Marna taught me it’s......
mybluwings
C (mybluwings)
The Onion awhile back, "Study Reveals Pittsburg Unprepared for a Full-Scale Zombie Attack." The following...
blubberfatality: Onion Soup
blubberfatality (blubberfatality)
the Onion Soup: Here's the Recipe: 5 medium yellow onions sliced thin 1/2 stick O butter Saute the onions in...
jdrabinski: Onionism
jdrabinski (jdrabinski)
The Onion is great. I'm especially enjoying this story: I Enjoy The Occasional Tranq Dart. As the kids today say, LOL!!!......
marketsquare
Another Penny (marketsquare)
probably already seen this, but Stephen Colbert has an incredibly articulate interview up at the Onion. The big theme here is the intense moral vision that I think forms...
gorynuch: too far?
gorynuch (gorynuch)
the Onion, this may be a bit much (admittedly, I did laugh): "Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement" JERUSALEM—After...
lacey34: Frankenstein Ending
lacey34 (lacey34)
to how that was going to tie in with the rest of the story. The onion peel effect definately makes the ending worth it.......
changelingjane: Hahahaha
Jamie (changelingjane)
start making zombies, I've begun every day with a smile." -- Onion article God I love the Onion.......
alabasterbeach: live very day...
alabasterbeach (alabasterbeach)
The Onion Live Every Day As If You're Dying Of A Contagious Disease That Turns People You...
ohwell98: So it's a wash ...
The Mathematician of Egypt (ohwell98)
abstain from sex until his country's April elections. No, this is NOT an article in The Onion. ... and SURPRISING.--Jessica Alba is the most desired girlfriend in America. For once, the ...
sarcasticmsem: Book Review 1: The Onion Girl
sarcasticmsem (sarcasticmsem)
The Onion Girl By: Charles de Lint Finished on: 1/30/06 508 pages, Modern Fantasy, a little...
blownspeaker: don't mess with me!
yo, adrienne! (blownspeaker)
the Onion address on Wednesday, when there's no good TV on (except for regular L&O at...
dg_gv_um: Fajitas
Kristen Covington (dg_gv_um)
smells vaguely like fajitas. Seriously, this shirt was folded in a drawer, and the onion smell seeped in. Pathetic, but my day was spend asking around for smell...
sugottopua: bull crap
cunted creature (sugottopua)
the date as 1/30/031. i have brain damage. all of my books have been shipped. ps. the onion cracks me up.......
little_turkey: nsaid, she said
lolo (little_turkey)
see some of my discoveries? Yes? Well, here we have a comic that made me giggle The Onion asks celebrities, "Is there a God?" here and here. Did you hear......
giornalistella: This week in journalism - "Christ, what an asshole."
the m in emo (giornalistella)
every New Yorker caption contest. Forget that it not real, but it's pretty much my life. The Onion moves to......
braid_my_mer: 12 days until vday, do you know where your children are?
Simone Pone (braid_my_mer)
ckles. Just weird. Stop it. I don't eat it anyway (well ok you won with the onion ring, I'll give you that, but I didn't need it). It's just not ...
tesseracht: Stranger than fiction
tesseracht (tesseracht)
saw on display the new Gillette Fusion.  The first thought in my mind was that The Onion had done a joke article on this exact subject about a year ago.  I ...
theaterguy11: OINK
Sean O'Broadway (theaterguy11)
The entire blooming onion. (I had NO help) -1.5 complete 14 inch cheese stakes -half the fries -half the onion rings -the entire box of dohnuts -full turkey......
harvardmouth: Precognitive
The Harvard Mouth (harvardmouth)
The Onion predicted the new Gillette Fusion by almost two years. I may as well admit it...
ironicmoustache
Ian (ironicmoustache)
to aspiring writers: The fake news market is cutthroat. Not really, but The Onion and the Daily show are the only two people who can pull it off...
magicalsushi: Stuff
magicalsushi (magicalsushi)
of it to see what all the fuss was about. It's very similar to The Onion. A few select headlines: Cell Phones, Cancer Not Connected - You Just Wish ...
varina8: Mushroom and Spinach Lasagna
varina8 (varina8)
a saucepan, combine mushrooms, onion, garlic and a 1/4 cup of water. Simmer, covered, until the onion is soft, about 5 minutes. Uncover and simmer......
thegreatmezuzah: Dick Cheney's Paranoia and an Itchy Trigger Finger
The Dude (thegreatmezuzah)
the Onion, but it's the real news. Check out this story, it made me laugh pretty...
elabeth: Hurry Up Spring!
Elabeth (elabeth)
messing with my head. Those bastards put out the seeds and the bulbs and the onion sets and the strawberry roots. They put them out and made me buy ...
dawn_pillsbury: Choke, gasp, giggle
dawn_pillsbury (dawn_pillsbury)
the Onion, of course. Is this just moving-induced punchiness or is this really fracking funny? Thursday, February...
thepothole
thepothole (thepothole)
before the last step of beating the egg and mixing it all together, I add the onion power (cooking with real onion is a problem, because Jen can smell it ...
aeddie: Gratuitous Food Post
aeddie (aeddie)
onion garlic vermouth most of a 4lb jar of Prego traditional (we used some the other night) Cut the onion into a medium dice. Take one package of the sausage and cut into...
prom_doughnut: Pumpkin and Sausage Soup
Sarah (prom_doughnut)
Seasoning      1/2  pound         spicy sausage -- * see note Brown sausage, drain, and then add the onion, garlic and herbs. When the sausage is browned, stir in the pumpkin. Stir in...
noirloba (in kitchendivas): one skillet meal
noirloba (noirloba)
want. a little EVOO ( Extra Virgin Olive Oil) in a large caste iron skillet I saute the onion to the clear state (add minced garlic now too sometimes, and......
mcrunner03: Look to the stars
Brett (aka The General) (mcrunner03)
pranks, but you'll still agree to check on a supposedly broken wind tunnel next week. (from The Onion)......
sproogle: *Jumps on bandwagon, again*
sproogle (sproogle)
1)-The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou Sort by time: Shortest Song: Freak Accident Paralyzes Man From Waist Up-The Onion Radio News Longest Song: Bela Lugosi's Dead-Bauhaus Sort by artist: First Song: The Poison-Alkaline Trio Last Song: ...
pker_marshall
pker_marshall (pker_marshall)
get a very bland article. On the other hand if you were to go to the onion, the opinion is extremely filtered towards the side that does not approve of ...
sassymacsassy: I lack creativity, so here's this thingy...
Adrienne (sassymacsassy)
Diet Pepsi * Anything onion * Anything garlic Four websites I visit daily: * Mulberry Email * Facebook * Astrocenter * The Onion Four places I would rather be right......
chunkylimey: Podcasts of the moment
Martin (chunkylimey)
casts at the moment so I thought I'd share my favorites at the moment: New Scientist Podcast The Onion Radio News BBC File on 4 The Telegraph Podcast The last one suprised me because for ...
lukewarmshaun
Dr Love (lukewarmshaun)
down a big pint full of white cider/beer/wine/kryptonite. was pretty fun then went to the onion for a while to see chris wooton on his birthday. didnt have enough money...
amazinwndrdyke: my cats have not been baptized- surely they are going to hell...
Kelli (amazinwndrdyke)
The Onion- http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45814......
chlorinehamster
The Angel of Stuffishness (chlorinehamster)
Smoke: not unless Alec put sodium in my shampoo (014) Do drugs: ¡cafeína! (015) Read the newspaper: the onion...? (016) Read any magazines: Time, US News, Readers Digest, etc. (017) Talk to strangers?: in ...
tucson_guss: Fannie Mae finds more errors
tucson_guss (tucson_guss)
the onion-like layers of its $11 billion faulty accounting, mortgage company Fannie Mae disclosed Monday that...
queenjinnel: New Poll Finds 86 Percent of Americans Don't Want to Have a Country Anymore
queenjinnel (queenjinnel)
the Onion. Does anyone know where I can find the print version? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WASHINGTON, DC—A Gallup/Harris Interactive...
kenzilla: Back in Wilson High, I had two best friends...
Tachychius (kenzilla)
the lyrics in the subject line of this entry. 1) Fusion: As Gizmodo pointed out today, The Onion predicted that it would happen an year ago: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930. Despite my personal ridicule ...
llennhoff: Purim Torah we will return to you
llennhoff (llennhoff)
just cut an onion in half with a milk knife but I want to cook the onion with meat. What do I do, Shusan boy?" "Cut off a klipah from ...
bed_bug: Just to Prove Stace Wrong...
bed_bug (bed_bug)
fairly sure. But it't amazing. They make your sandwiches to order, and the onion rings are to die for. Amy can back me up here. 2. Shopping....
akdar: Well darn
akdar (akdar)
the Onion but it looks like they do not take submissions at all. =/ Here is...
saraliz986
saraliz986 (saraliz986)
The Onion: Pisces February 19 - March 20 If there's one thing you'll take away from this week's...
yaspis: Questionably enjoyable food
yaspis (yaspis)
oil the eggs about ten minutes to make sure they are really, really hard. Prep the onion, garlic, cheese and lemon. When the eggs are done, leave them cool in ...
ginaphur: Feeding the Meter
ginaphur (ginaphur)
www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/travolta-star.html See a photo of Travolta using the e-meter here.   And a few Scientology links: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/Onion/travoltahospital.html(a parody piece from The Onion) http://www.scientology-lies.com/whatswrong.htmlhttp://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/TheProfit/http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0277255/......
eddie_ohare: "i just wanna bring you down so badly/in the worst way."
eddie o'hare (eddie_ohare)
the onion: "two hipsters angrily call each other 'hipster'" seacrest out.......
chakraschords: A New Day, The Same Outlook
Chakra (chakraschords)
the Onion. I didn't want to know that Hagrid died. I love Hagrid. ...
minie_mae: tonight's dinner
Lacy (minie_mae)
oven to 350ºF. Brown the beef in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the onion. Cook and stir until the onion is soft. Stir in the tomato puree, gre...
geez_lady
jacky mc.jacked jack (geez_lady)
the onion (not mine, dont sue!) I particularly like number 2, since it makes me feel li...
forest_wizard: For those of you who know about Magic the Gathering
forest_wizard (forest_wizard)
the Onion except it is called the Pickle, and it is no where near as good...
evaholtz
evaholtz (evaholtz)
The Onion beautifully captures the sentiment that ambition is appreciated far more in men than in women: Hillary Clinton Is Too Ambitious To Be The First Female President.......
bizkidd: Living in a story
bizkidd (bizkidd)
the Onion with Rob just for a round of pool and then on to Nando's with...
laughingacademy: Iggy Pop?!?
your mind plays tricks on you;you play tricks back (laughingacademy)
The Onion AV Club's The Underrated List: Underrated badass: Elijah Wood Why? Elijah Wood has the soft, sweet...
trillinon: More Onion
Archmage Trillinon Vilotus (trillinon)
The Onion - America's Finest News Source......
royalgryphon: O_o
royalgryphon (royalgryphon)
call him little one. XD He's so cute... I was reading this /parody/ news site called The Onion and I stumbled upon this article... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360 Now, it's pretty horrible, and all, but I ...
selahwehtevahs
selahwehtevahs (selahwehtevahs)
The Onion......
watteaux (in b_housewifeored): Veggie curry
watteaux (watteaux)
onions, depending on how much you like onion) and fry it til pale brown, then pour the onion into the veggies Mix the veggies up in the tray Whisked the paste and coconut ...
amphetamine26: the onion
ace (amphetamine26)
the onion. here is the article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50637 and here's the pic under a cut because it's a little...
dj_subversive: onion-y goodness.
brother crowbar of harmonious reaction (dj_subversive)
includes links to video clips of the First Thanksgiving, hosted by YouTube." and it's not the onion, but this penny arcade had me laughing hysterically during the big dramatic ending ...
yellowyuli: On a lighter note...
yellowyuli (yellowyuli)
The Onion, courtesy of a friend. I was very entertained :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Executive Quits Fast Track To...
broken_terry: International sarnies
broken_terry (broken_terry)
influenced by cuisine from around the world. So they're now selling that well known sandwich, the onion bhaji in white bread.......
kingfox: [LJ2ME] MonkeyPiece Theater 2
☞Wasteland Warlock☜ (kingfox)
have a banana too young for my tastes. And I'm at an event sponsored by The Onion, at the place we saw the film the Turks made. Gotta go. ...
natastic: [TV/Entertainment] Get Down, Party People!
natastic (natastic)
color:rgb(0,51,102)!important;font:bold 16px/16px Arial,sans-serif!important;text-decoration:none!important;display:inline!important;float:none!important;text-transform:capitalize!important;}.onion_embed h3 a:hover{ text-decoration:underline!important;color:rgb(204,51,51)!important;}.onion_embed p{color:#000!important;font:normal 11px/11px arial,sans-serif!important;margin:2px 0 0 0!important;padding:0!important;}.onion_embed a{display:inline!important;float:none!important;} ...I heart the Onion. [TV] So. Katie Couric began her anchorship on CBS. It's definitey a different feel. I tend...
accidental_russ: 'The Scream' Returns From Two-Year Vacation Relaxed
accidental_russ (accidental_russ)
The Onion" article......
szasz: CNN and the Onion
Charley (szasz)
the Onion apparently have an arrangement now. There's a link to an Onion story ("Flustered Bush...
denali_99755: Death(byexcessivespice)Journal, pt I
B (denali_99755)
of lawry's seasoned salt one teaspoon half-sharp paprika (may have had no effect) olive oil the process: sauté'd the onion and peppers in olive oil until they were soft; meanwhile, got everything else boiling....
evilgenius1917: I'm In Love
evilgenius1917 (evilgenius1917)
the Onion. Unfortunately, I cannot do that for ethical purposes. You see, once we're...
keighty80: more updates for my sake not yours
keighty80 (keighty80)
the Onion Cellar for me jordana, jessa, erick, and steve. Then i spent 45 god...