The Onion
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victorthecook: Salad Warsvictorthecook (victorthecook)for flavoring the juices salt feta cheese, chunked And there's a hot-weather dinner. Don't go overboard on
the onion.......
matrixfrogMatrix Frog (matrixfrog)The Onion. My favorite one is this: * Stabbings, while tanning or not, are very dangerous—avoid them.......
steve614: smilesteve614 (steve614)s her attention to you and it's now your turn to order the cheeseburger, hold
the onion, and medium well please, take a moment, look in her eyes, relax, and ...
interboigrrl: got up earlyinterboigrrl (interboigrrl) my elderly friend Bob and get us Big Macs and onion rings. Bob likes
the onion rings. maybe I should smoke a pack a day while I am at it. D...
raptor_au: The Hot Dog ManRaptor (raptor_au)man is packing up, He's putting all his sauces away. Gatesy: Yeah! Tripod: Scrapes
the onion grease into a cup, To use again another day. ......
chromatica: recipe: cream of mushroom soupchromatica (chromatica) butter in a heavy-based saucepan. Add the mushroom stalks and chopped caps, and
the onion. Fry for a minute or two, then cover and sweat over a gentle...
jujitsubethel: Queerjujitsubethel (jujitsubethel)to eat me and my trash now, so I need to appease them. God bless
the onion skins (if that's possible).......
chadwiseChad (chadwise)The Onion) WASHINGTON, DC—Beltway insiders report that Buster, the 7-month-old yellow Labrador Congress was allowed to keep...
catmorgan: HahahahahTorie (catmorgan)the Onion: Marine Corps Shortens Slogan To 'The Few' WASHINGTON, DC—In light of recruiting shortfalls, a near standstill...
freefallingawayfreefallingaway (freefallingaway)The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4129&type=opinion&o=2&id=549......
inyourarmsifall: Updating....Cortney (inyourarmsifall)made my dad sick to his stomach the cheese sticks werent cooked all the way
the onion rings were......
almostmiaErica Schwanke (almostmia)on 35W N- it makes me feel better about so many things. I sat in
the Onion and read some Steinbeck when Chris called and joined me. We sat ...
chocobo_keita: Entry #079:Keita (慶太) (chocobo_keita)of my outside friends there, actually, they're my sister's friends. We ate at Burgoo's, and
the Onion rings and Mozzarella sticks were heavenly! I also like the Macaroni, though... Ahahaha... ...
cmichdaveDave (cmichdave)The Onion" is a knee slapper for sure, if only for the headline: "War on string...
legallatino: Accurate"Raf" (legallatino)such as the "thumbs up" and the exchange of curt nods. (from my good friends at
the onion)......
ironmelf: Quick posts . . .IronMelf (ironmelf) now the shoe is on the other foot! Adidas Buys Reebok And, courtesy of
The Onion, comes a story of a Suicide Bomber Killed While En Route By A Car...
sokillerbeeHiL (sokillerbee)the onion. I had to get out of the kitchen, which is why I am...
ceejuhsalad: Duality begins.ceejuhsalad (ceejuhsalad)let me get the major season themes down here: Season One: The Individual vs. Society Season Two:
The Onion That Is Yourself Season Three: Essence vs. Existence Season Four: The Center That Cannot Hold Season ...
goodjewishgirl: Too Funny!!!Heather, the Baddest Heeb This Side of Tel Aviv (goodjewishgirl)The Onion"? This editorial is hilarious, as long as you can laugh at somewhat dark...
rychefnmrychefnm (rychefnm)haven't really done much. At least next weekend is a 3-day weekend. :) By the way.........from
the Onion...... ......
jakethejuggaloLord Igor the Barbarian (jakethejuggalo)the onion. GERMAN LUFTWAFFLE CHAIN OFFERS WAFFLES, OVERWHELMING AIR SUPERIORITY MUNICH—An elite force of three dozen 24-hour Luftwaffle...
reblgrrl: last nightKelly (reblgrrl) the violence kim: you mean disturbing the peace? me: oh yeah that too then we went to
the onion farm which was scary. but even scarier was the towny gas station we went...
tyfach: Satire Made (Big) Easy....Gareth (tyfach)The Onion White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters NEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to...
medoublel: quickiemelanie (medoublel) just a quick one. ill be back after i finish my......
jamiegaypornz (jamiegayporn)of trying to compete, ya'll should just read his... chicken_pat_pie 2. everyone really needs to read
the onion for this week. it's absolutely amazing! post-announcements: why make a towel that doesn't absorb ...
archaneah: Slow down there Mike.K. G. Hale (archaneah)following political newsletters: Moore's Updates, Democracy Now!, The Conservative Truth, Conservative.com, Capitol Hill Blue, and...
The Onion (I like my sources varied, what can I say?). In any......
frig_neutron: an amusing horoscopefrig_neutron (frig_neutron)tendency to ruin climactic moments by splashing the actresses with all the wrong bodily fluids. from
the Onion.......
byandby Masquerading as a normal person (byandby)the Onion: Everyone likes a comforting bowl of hot, tasty soup, but somehow you expected more from...
chrestomanci: Just....YES.My Very Own God (chrestomanci)the Onion. But Christ, it's beautiful... Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years I want seventeen and four ninths.......
cranberryvelvetCaffeine Factory (cranberryvelvet) to be the crappiest story I've ever written (exception given to the story about
the onion that ate people that I dictated to my mom at age five). Not only...
diraeTen-Fifteen (dirae)The Onion's latest AV Club post entitled The Day The Smurfs Cried - Excursions To The Outer...
lollys_adverbs: Things that make me happy!lollys_adverbs (lollys_adverbs)out some crazy lyrics and strike a pose, in public -sobe green tea -coffee and a cigarette -reading
the onion -sitting under my willow tree with good people staring into the sky -complimenting......
student_cook: Basic pasta tomato saucestudent_cook (student_cook) pasta) 1/2 onion 1/2 pepper Few mushrooms 1/2 carrot Jar of tomato sauce OR tin of tomatoes Method 1. Fry
the onion with the pepper and carrots, then throw in the mushrooms. The mushrooms will...
sydzg: lolAntonio (sydzg)the onion made me laugh out loud with this: "Say goodbye to the old world, wh...
outskirtsnatNatalie (outskirtsnat) varying amounts of spoilers. Positive reviews from: the Associated Press, Entertainment Weekly, Willamette Week,
the Onion A.V. Club, Sydney Morning Herald (apparently-reg. required), Seattle Weekly, The Village Voice, and New...
theronn: Recipe Sharetheronn (theronn)out here. Summer Minestrone Equipment needed are: Knife, Cutting board, measuring cup, Pot, Stove top. Ingredients: *Olive oil, for
the onion (about 3 table spoons) *1 large onion, minced *3 cups chopped and skinned......
dymaxion: Spiced ChardDymaxion (dymaxion) Cayenne Pepper Salt Stem the chard. Chop the stems and leaves separately. Mince
the onion. Heat a good amount of oil (the result should be wet with oil without...
pyretta: oooooooooookim (pyretta)is. for the first time my eyes actually started to sting/tear when i was choppin
the onion.. it was cool. thumbsucker was suuchhh a good movie. i highly recommend ...
mandy6488 (in moobysrecipes): Yummy Clam Chowdermonkey love (mandy6488)cups total. Cook the bacon in a large soup pot until a bit crispy. Add
the onion and cook until
the onion is translucent (7-8 minutes)(stir occasionally). Add flour and ...
mattack: Is Chicago next?Matt (mattack)The Onion reminds us of what we never should have forgotten: when Hagerstown decides it's on,...
drakenfly: The Onion vs White HouseNathan (drakenfly)leak investigation. But it found time to add another item to its agenda - stopping
The Onion, the satirical newspaper, from using the presidential seal. The newspaper regularly produces a parody ...
juliana27: Weekend Recappy GoodnessJuliana (juliana27)figured we didn't want to waste that. We had a very awesome Cactus Blossom (
the onion blossom), I had a steak & baked potato, and Rosendolf had some sort ...
vulturechick: Inspired by a cold rainy night...Lalita156 (vulturechick) spaghetti noodles, broken into 1-2 inch pieces 1 1/2 tsp* curry powder (to taste) Chop
the onion into small pieces and saute in butter, adding sherry and paprika after a few...
dinsdale_jsp: Back From Hiatusdinsdale_jsp (dinsdale_jsp) Joe! campaign? No? Well, Joe Garden is a friend of mine, a writer for
The Onion and a stand-up guy. Jay Leno is retiring in 2009, and Conan O'Brien ...
moonrockmamboName (moonrockmambo)a while it is difficult to tell if a news story came from CNN or
The Onion: Bin Laden's No. 2 releases poetry tape......
jakdacrowe: eggy creativityjakdacrowe (jakdacrowe)f onion skins on the cloth. Place leaves or bits of rice on top of
the onion skins. Be creative. :D Put the egg on top of the pile of ...
tocasiaDana (tocasia)The Onion Girl, by Charles de Lint, is the most depressing fantasy book Ever. But...
mybluwingsC (mybluwings)The Onion awhile back, "Study Reveals Pittsburg Unprepared for a Full-Scale Zombie Attack." The following...
blubberfatality: Onion Soupblubberfatality (blubberfatality)the Onion Soup: Here's the Recipe: 5 medium yellow onions sliced thin 1/2 stick O butter Saute
the onions in...
jdrabinski: Onionismjdrabinski (jdrabinski)The Onion is great. I'm especially enjoying this story: I Enjoy The Occasional Tranq Dart. As the kids today say, LOL!!!......
marketsquareAnother Penny (marketsquare) probably already seen this, but Stephen Colbert has an incredibly articulate interview up at
the Onion. The big theme here is the intense moral vision that I think forms...
gorynuch: too far?gorynuch (gorynuch)the Onion, this may be a bit much (admittedly, I did laugh): "Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement" JERUSALEM—After...
lacey34: Frankenstein Endinglacey34 (lacey34)to how that was going to tie in with the rest of the story.
The onion peel effect definately makes the ending worth it.......
changelingjane: HahahahaJamie (changelingjane)start making zombies, I've begun every day with a smile." -- Onion article God I love
the Onion.......
ohwell98: So it's a wash ...The Mathematician of Egypt (ohwell98)abstain from sex until his country's April elections. No, this is NOT an article in
The Onion. ... and SURPRISING.--Jessica Alba is the most desired girlfriend in America. For once, the ...
dg_gv_um: FajitasKristen Covington (dg_gv_um) smells vaguely like fajitas. Seriously, this shirt was folded in a drawer, and
the onion smell seeped in. Pathetic, but my day was spend asking around for smell...
sugottopua: bull crapcunted creature (sugottopua)the date as 1/30/031. i have brain damage. all of my books have been shipped. ps.
the onion cracks me up.......
little_turkey: nsaid, she saidlolo (little_turkey)see some of my discoveries? Yes? Well, here we have a comic that made me giggle
The Onion asks celebrities, "Is there a God?" here and here. Did you hear......
tesseracht: Stranger than fictiontesseracht (tesseracht)saw on display the new Gillette Fusion. The first thought in my mind was that
The Onion had done a joke article on this exact subject about a year ago. I ...
theaterguy11: OINKSean O'Broadway (theaterguy11)The entire blooming onion. (I had NO help) -1.5 complete 14 inch cheese stakes -half the fries -half
the onion rings -the entire box of dohnuts -full turkey......
harvardmouth: PrecognitiveThe Harvard Mouth (harvardmouth)The Onion predicted the new Gillette Fusion by almost two years. I may as well admit it...
ironicmoustacheIan (ironicmoustache) to aspiring writers: The fake news market is cutthroat. Not really, but
The Onion and the Daily show are the only two people who can pull it off...
magicalsushi: Stuffmagicalsushi (magicalsushi)of it to see what all the fuss was about. It's very similar to
The Onion. A few select headlines: Cell Phones, Cancer Not Connected - You Just Wish ...
varina8: Mushroom and Spinach Lasagnavarina8 (varina8)a saucepan, combine mushrooms, onion, garlic and a 1/4 cup of water. Simmer, covered, until
the onion is soft, about 5 minutes. Uncover and simmer......
elabeth: Hurry Up Spring!Elabeth (elabeth) messing with my head. Those bastards put out the seeds and the bulbs and
the onion sets and the strawberry roots. They put them out and made me buy ...
dawn_pillsbury: Choke, gasp, giggledawn_pillsbury (dawn_pillsbury)the Onion, of course. Is this just moving-induced punchiness or is this really fracking funny? Thursday, February...
thepotholethepothole (thepothole)before the last step of beating the egg and mixing it all together, I add
the onion power (cooking with real onion is a problem, because Jen can smell it ...
aeddie: Gratuitous Food Postaeddie (aeddie) onion garlic vermouth most of a 4lb jar of Prego traditional (we used some the other night) Cut
the onion into a medium dice. Take one package of the sausage and cut into...
prom_doughnut: Pumpkin and Sausage SoupSarah (prom_doughnut) Seasoning 1/2 pound spicy sausage -- * see note Brown sausage, drain, and then add
the onion, garlic and herbs. When the sausage is browned, stir in the pumpkin. Stir in...
noirloba (in kitchendivas): one skillet mealnoirloba (noirloba)want. a little EVOO ( Extra Virgin Olive Oil) in a large caste iron skillet I saute
the onion to the clear state (add minced garlic now too sometimes, and......
mcrunner03: Look to the starsBrett (aka The General) (mcrunner03)pranks, but you'll still agree to check on a supposedly broken wind tunnel next week. (from
The Onion)......
sproogle: *Jumps on bandwagon, again*sproogle (sproogle)1)-The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou Sort by time: Shortest Song: Freak Accident Paralyzes Man From Waist Up-
The Onion Radio News Longest Song: Bela Lugosi's Dead-Bauhaus Sort by artist: First Song: The Poison-Alkaline Trio Last Song: ...
pker_marshallpker_marshall (pker_marshall)get a very bland article. On the other hand if you were to go to
the onion, the opinion is extremely filtered towards the side that does not approve of ...
chunkylimey: Podcasts of the momentMartin (chunkylimey)casts at the moment so I thought I'd share my favorites at the moment: New Scientist Podcast
The Onion Radio News BBC File on 4 The Telegraph Podcast The last one suprised me because for ...
lukewarmshaunDr Love (lukewarmshaun) down a big pint full of white cider/beer/wine/kryptonite. was pretty fun then went to
the onion for a while to see chris wooton on his birthday. didnt have enough money...
chlorinehamsterThe Angel of Stuffishness (chlorinehamster)Smoke: not unless Alec put sodium in my shampoo (014) Do drugs: ¡cafeína! (015) Read the newspaper:
the onion...? (016) Read any magazines: Time, US News, Readers Digest, etc. (017) Talk to strangers?: in ...
kenzilla: Back in Wilson High, I had two best friends...Tachychius (kenzilla)the lyrics in the subject line of this entry. 1) Fusion: As Gizmodo pointed out today,
The Onion predicted that it would happen an year ago: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930. Despite my personal ridicule ...
bed_bug: Just to Prove Stace Wrong...bed_bug (bed_bug) fairly sure. But it't amazing. They make your sandwiches to order, and
the onion rings are to die for. Amy can back me up here. 2. Shopping....
akdar: Well darnakdar (akdar)the Onion but it looks like they do not take submissions at all. =/ Here is...
saraliz986saraliz986 (saraliz986)The Onion: Pisces February 19 - March 20 If there's one thing you'll take away from this week's...
yaspis: Questionably enjoyable foodyaspis (yaspis)oil the eggs about ten minutes to make sure they are really, really hard. Prep
the onion, garlic, cheese and lemon. When the eggs are done, leave them cool in ...
ginaphur: Feeding the Meterginaphur (ginaphur)www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/travolta-star.html See a photo of Travolta using the e-meter here. And a few Scientology links: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/Onion/travoltahospital.html(a parody piece from
The Onion) http://www.scientology-lies.com/whatswrong.htmlhttp://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/TheProfit/http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0277255/......
minie_mae: tonight's dinnerLacy (minie_mae) oven to 350ºF. Brown the beef in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add
the onion. Cook and stir until
the onion is soft. Stir in the tomato puree, gre...
geez_ladyjacky mc.jacked jack (geez_lady)the onion (not mine, dont sue!) I particularly like number 2, since it makes me feel li...
evaholtzevaholtz (evaholtz)The Onion beautifully captures the sentiment that ambition is appreciated far more in men than in women: Hillary Clinton Is Too Ambitious To Be The First Female President.......
laughingacademy: Iggy Pop?!?your mind plays tricks on you;you play tricks back (laughingacademy)The Onion AV Club's The Underrated List: Underrated badass: Elijah Wood Why? Elijah Wood has the soft, sweet...
trillinon: More OnionArchmage Trillinon Vilotus (trillinon)The Onion - America's Finest News Source......
royalgryphon: O_oroyalgryphon (royalgryphon)call him little one. XD He's so cute... I was reading this /parody/ news site called
The Onion and I stumbled upon this article... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45360 Now, it's pretty horrible, and all, but I ...
watteaux (in b_housewifeored): Veggie currywatteaux (watteaux)onions, depending on how much you like onion) and fry it til pale brown, then pour
the onion into the veggies Mix the veggies up in the tray Whisked the paste and coconut ...
amphetamine26: the onionace (amphetamine26)the onion. here is the article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50637 and here's the pic under a cut because it's a little...
dj_subversive: onion-y goodness.brother crowbar of harmonious reaction (dj_subversive) includes links to video clips of the First Thanksgiving, hosted by YouTube." and it's not
the onion, but this penny arcade had me laughing hysterically during the big dramatic ending ...
yellowyuli: On a lighter note...yellowyuli (yellowyuli)The Onion, courtesy of a friend. I was very entertained :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Executive Quits Fast Track To...
broken_terry: International sarniesbroken_terry (broken_terry)influenced by cuisine from around the world. So they're now selling that well known sandwich,
the onion bhaji in white bread.......
kingfox: [LJ2ME] MonkeyPiece Theater 2
☞Wasteland Warlock☜ (kingfox) have a banana too young for my tastes. And I'm at an event sponsored by
The Onion, at the place we saw the film the Turks made. Gotta go. ...
natastic: [TV/Entertainment] Get Down, Party People!natastic (natastic) color:rgb(0,51,102)!important;font:bold 16px/16px Arial,sans-serif!important;text-decoration:none!important;display:inline!important;float:none!important;text-transform:capitalize!important;}.onion_embed h3 a:hover{ text-decoration:underline!important;color:rgb(204,51,51)!important;}.onion_embed p{color:#000!important;font:normal 11px/11px arial,sans-serif!important;margin:2px 0 0 0!important;padding:0!important;}.onion_embed a{display:inline!important;float:none!important;} ...I heart
the Onion. [TV] So. Katie Couric began her anchorship on CBS. It's definitey a different feel. I tend...
szasz: CNN and the OnionCharley (szasz)the Onion apparently have an arrangement now. There's a link to an Onion story ("Flustered Bush...
denali_99755: Death(byexcessivespice)Journal, pt IB (denali_99755) of lawry's seasoned salt one teaspoon half-sharp paprika (may have had no effect) olive oil the process: sauté'd
the onion and peppers in olive oil until they were soft; meanwhile, got everything else boiling....
evilgenius1917: I'm In Loveevilgenius1917 (evilgenius1917)the Onion. Unfortunately, I cannot do that for ethical purposes. You see, once we're...