St. Peter
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yeahyeahyeah: a fablefuck! i give up! (yeahyeahyeah)and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am
St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want ...
fundamagargle: Come on, Die....Old?Phlip (fundamagargle)I hope God is an ethnic minority, living in Britain. Or at least I hope
St. Peter is. Straight to hell with you, John. May your dirty soul be tormented ...
malvino: ego boosting mememalvino (malvino) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
metal_sheepClaire (metal_sheep)here in 3 minivans and a cargo van. In my van were: me, Bridget
St. Peter, Mike......
bannanna: HAH!Tiffany (bannanna)d on the same day. As they approached the pearly gates they both ran to
St. Peter and said "Tell us! We waited our whole lives to know, is Jesus ...
singerbear: I feel like Paul Mccartney somehow.SingerBear (singerbear) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
saint_podkayneDalia (saint_podkayne)been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth,
St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. ...
godeasgodeas (godeas) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
littleknowitallmy memory cannot recall. (littleknowitall) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
albertineAlbertine Bathory (albertine)was a stranger. and all the animals... and distinguished royal... sophisticated st. anne, slutty bourbon.... decatur... and
st. peter... and with all this... a sucky weekend... and court's......
deadbard: eni's joke of the daydeadbard (deadbard) know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"
St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to...
phoenix_phyrerobinmolly of the adventurers (phoenix_phyre) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
natureboy87natureboy87 (natureboy87) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
slasktratt: Buaha.slasktratt (slasktratt) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
ctrl_a: Mythological form meme.Elwen (ctrl_a) He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
artemis257: *raises eyebrow* imagine that.......Artemis (artemis257)new that with endless knowledge came endless responsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena (Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya (Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept of intelligence, the number 5, ...
suberman: Are Christians stuck on stupid?suberman (suberman)going to Hell. They said stuff like "But I was a devout Christian/Jew!" and
St. Peter (the dude at the gate, I believe) basically told them, "Oh,......
giddi_danni: Its a signgiddi_danni (giddi_danni) He knew that with endless knowledge came endless responsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena (Greek),
St. Peter (Christian), and Surya (Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept of intelligence, the number 5, and...
abeautifulnever: homework=poo.Larisa, mostly known as Ris (abeautifulnever) self-hate when I sit in Silver 301, pen poised to identify Caravaggio's "Marytrdom of
St. Peter" and my mind will only be able to think about how I got to...
bunbun61: .......bunbun61 (bunbun61)t, three men found themselves standing outside of the pearly gates of heaven, where
St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen", started the Devil, "due ...
mhuffman: Joke for the dayMegan (mhuffman) in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly ge...
orteil_mauvais: Deadboy + Knife = Hillarityorteil_mauvais (orteil_mauvais)1-year-old man stabbed his father in a domestic dispute at Rochester. The victim was taken to
St. Peter Hospital Thursday morning with wounds to his chest and abdomen. The son was arrested ...
somewhither: A typical conversation between Sherry and I.Christy-Lee (somewhither)lousy t-shirt" Christy says: piff fuck you I'm going to heaven... even if I have to give
St. Peter a blowjob. Sherry says: HHAHAA Sherry says: YOU"RE GOING TO HELL NOW Sherry says: maybe not before, but NOW ...
dolphingirly: This weekenddolphingirly (dolphingirly)we took an hour and a half road trip up to see my school in
St. Peter at 9:30 at night!! HAHAHA! We were bored out of our minds and ...