St. Peter

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happydog: Gates of Heaven (work in progress)
Happy Dog Potatohead (happydog)
St. Peter standing at the silver gates He asked me if I was prepared to wait Turned to...
yeahyeahyeah: a fable
fuck! i give up! (yeahyeahyeah)
and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want ...
csi_tokyo3: Beam him up for the Final Time....
Nightbreak (csi_tokyo3)
is dead at 85. R.I.P "Scotty"! ... Now he'll be up there telling St. Peter that he just can't get any more power out of the A/C.......
fundamagargle: Come on, Die....Old?
Phlip (fundamagargle)
I hope God is an ethnic minority, living in Britain. Or at least I hope St. Peter is. Straight to hell with you, John. May your dirty soul be tormented ...
malvino: ego boosting meme
malvino (malvino)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
metal_sheep
Claire (metal_sheep)
here in 3 minivans and a cargo van. In my van were: me, Bridget St. Peter, Mike......
trishaaah: Back from the greatest place on Earth.
trishaaah (trishaaah)
(9th) it can only be compared to standing at the pearly gates and waiting for St. Peter to say, "lets go up to the bighouse". When we checked......
bannanna: HAH!
Tiffany (bannanna)
d on the same day. As they approached the pearly gates they both ran to St. Peter and said "Tell us! We waited our whole lives to know, is Jesus ...
singerbear: I feel like Paul Mccartney somehow.
SingerBear (singerbear)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
saint_podkayne
Dalia (saint_podkayne)
been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. ...
godeas
godeas (godeas)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
nachtegal: Random Question meme (you've been warned)
Nachtegal (nachtegal)
would go to heaven but go to hell?Um... err... Because brynndragon slept with St. Peter to ignore her sins while kitszoo......
littleknowitall
my memory cannot recall. (littleknowitall)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
albertine
Albertine Bathory (albertine)
was a stranger. and all the animals... and distinguished royal... sophisticated st. anne, slutty bourbon.... decatur... and st. peter... and with all this... a sucky weekend... and court's......
deadbard: eni's joke of the day
deadbard (deadbard)
know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!" St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to...
phoenix_phyre
robinmolly of the adventurers (phoenix_phyre)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
firebilly1989: nkabvi;fbillylknasdvlknasfdlvknrocksklvn
firebilly1989 (firebilly1989)
st. peter's roof, normal shit. Met with jackman and erin on newbury later on. went back...
natureboy87
natureboy87 (natureboy87)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
slasktratt: Buaha.
slasktratt (slasktratt)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
ctrl_a: Mythological form meme.
Elwen (ctrl_a)
He knew thatwith endless knowledge came endlessresponsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena(Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya(Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept ofintelligence, the number 5, and...
artemis257: *raises eyebrow* imagine that.......
Artemis (artemis257)
new that with endless knowledge came endless responsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena (Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya (Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept of intelligence, the number 5, ...
sillylizzie (in pixelhunt)
Lizzie (sillylizzie)
St. Peter which was used in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as the...
paganpriestess: I thought this was cute. so I decided to share.
paganpriestess (paganpriestess)
to treat him in time. So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, ...
suberman: Are Christians stuck on stupid?
suberman (suberman)
going to Hell. They said stuff like "But I was a devout Christian/Jew!" and St. Peter (the dude at the gate, I believe) basically told them, "Oh,......
giddi_danni: Its a sign
giddi_danni (giddi_danni)
He knew that with endless knowledge came endless responsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena (Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya (Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept of intelligence, the number 5, and...
abeautifulnever: homework=poo.
Larisa, mostly known as Ris (abeautifulnever)
self-hate when I sit in Silver 301, pen poised to identify Caravaggio's "Marytrdom of St. Peter" and my mind will only be able to think about how I got to...
bunbun61: .......
bunbun61 (bunbun61)
t, three men found themselves standing outside of the pearly gates of heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen", started the Devil, "due ...
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matthew_u_24 (matthew_u_24)
had a splendid day in spite of a sharp hailstorm middle day; and have seen St. Peter's, and a wee bit of the Vatican, and two other churches. My private ...
mhuffman: Joke for the day
Megan (mhuffman)
in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly ge...
milwaukeesfs: St. Peter and the Vatican, Milwaukee Public Museum
Gregory G. H. Rihn (milwaukeesfs)
St. Peter and the Vatican," which is stopping at the financially troubled Milwaukee Public Museum for...
orteil_mauvais: Deadboy + Knife = Hillarity
orteil_mauvais (orteil_mauvais)
1-year-old man stabbed his father in a domestic dispute at Rochester. The victim was taken to St. Peter Hospital Thursday morning with wounds to his chest and abdomen. The son was arrested ...
somewhither: A typical conversation between Sherry and I.
Christy-Lee (somewhither)
lousy t-shirt" Christy says: piff fuck you I'm going to heaven... even if I have to give St. Peter a blowjob. Sherry says: HHAHAA Sherry says: YOU"RE GOING TO HELL NOW Sherry says: maybe not before, but NOW ...
dolphingirly: This weekend
dolphingirly (dolphingirly)
we took an hour and a half road trip up to see my school in St. Peter at 9:30 at night!! HAHAHA! We were bored out of our minds and ...