Soccer Moms
30 postsquirkytizzy: Tired
quirkytizzy (quirkytizzy)
work. If my limbs don't fall off while I'm asleep, I'll be surprised. I hate soccer moms. Well, in this case, baseball moms, but the same type. Think because they ...
quirkytizzy (quirkytizzy)
work. If my limbs don't fall off while I'm asleep, I'll be surprised. I hate soccer moms. Well, in this case, baseball moms, but the same type. Think because they ...
artofgrowing_up: Honk if you love BSB!!
Cindy (artofgrowing_up)
I went manic teenybopper, knocked a middle schooler to the ground, pushed about 7 soccer moms out of my way to get to a guy giving away tickets and needed...
Cindy (artofgrowing_up)
I went manic teenybopper, knocked a middle schooler to the ground, pushed about 7 soccer moms out of my way to get to a guy giving away tickets and needed...
marc_stumpff: Just something I have to vent
Marc Stumpff (marc_stumpff)
job through affirmative action. Fuck them all; especially the senile greeters and stupid soccer moms in their Suburbans, blocking my parking spot. These bitches can’t even park! ...
Marc Stumpff (marc_stumpff)
job through affirmative action. Fuck them all; especially the senile greeters and stupid soccer moms in their Suburbans, blocking my parking spot. These bitches can’t even park! ...
hystrionic
full loveknife material (hystrionic)
donkey the return of hank crane lead singer of the shods performing a puppet show d-tension cartoon the floor lords d-tension soccer moms get down too ......
full loveknife material (hystrionic)
donkey the return of hank crane lead singer of the shods performing a puppet show d-tension cartoon the floor lords d-tension soccer moms get down too ......
sparklepanda: I love my aunt.
That Half Japanese girl (sparklepanda)
Why? I dont know. But it was hilarious. I really enjoyed all of the french soccer moms and their families and the french fans screaming "ALEEECE!" over and over again When ...
That Half Japanese girl (sparklepanda)
Why? I dont know. But it was hilarious. I really enjoyed all of the french soccer moms and their families and the french fans screaming "ALEEECE!" over and over again When ...
bells_drabbles
Bell (bells_drabbles)
Adults Only rating. If sales in GTA drop significantly, I can just imagine thousands of Soccer Moms cackling in victory. Of course, after GTA, they'll eventually move onto other games ...
Bell (bells_drabbles)
Adults Only rating. If sales in GTA drop significantly, I can just imagine thousands of Soccer Moms cackling in victory. Of course, after GTA, they'll eventually move onto other games ...
cerealgirl: like everyone else
cerealgirl (cerealgirl)
e same ilk is going to start saying that the hookers, gamblers, sex club owners, soccer moms, etc. of the big easy brought it upon themselves. because, like, you ...
cerealgirl (cerealgirl)
e same ilk is going to start saying that the hookers, gamblers, sex club owners, soccer moms, etc. of the big easy brought it upon themselves. because, like, you ...
ophiel_jones: Exhaustion.
ophiel_jones (ophiel_jones)
peeling apart plastic grocery bags, cleaning bathrooms, and rooting through the garbage of suburban soccer moms. I go to work tired, because I can't sleep at night, and I come...
ophiel_jones (ophiel_jones)
peeling apart plastic grocery bags, cleaning bathrooms, and rooting through the garbage of suburban soccer moms. I go to work tired, because I can't sleep at night, and I come...
tinka777
TiNkA (tinka777)
when you look at the tv, it is really an audience of chubby midwestern soccer moms (Bon Jovi's true demographic, hee hee).......
TiNkA (tinka777)
when you look at the tv, it is really an audience of chubby midwestern soccer moms (Bon Jovi's true demographic, hee hee).......
killsrockstars
creep (killsrockstars)
soccer moms tailgating parties dave matthews decals! r.i.p. cara you sold out. ......
creep (killsrockstars)
soccer moms tailgating parties dave matthews decals! r.i.p. cara you sold out. ......
vulturekisser: Fly away dummy
vulturekisser (vulturekisser)
a little pep talk with him. We stood together on a small bluff, surrounded by annoying soccer moms, boy scouts, and overzealous, fat, bald men who wished they were photographers. I looked ...
vulturekisser (vulturekisser)
a little pep talk with him. We stood together on a small bluff, surrounded by annoying soccer moms, boy scouts, and overzealous, fat, bald men who wished they were photographers. I looked ...
dragonhellion: Family
dragonhellion (dragonhellion)
the Ozbournes act more towards the Cleavers. I always wanted to be one of those soccer moms, taking my kids to practice and games. Being really involved in everything they ...
dragonhellion (dragonhellion)
the Ozbournes act more towards the Cleavers. I always wanted to be one of those soccer moms, taking my kids to practice and games. Being really involved in everything they ...
heavymetaldrama
YOU BETTER MOVE FAST. (heavymetaldrama)
lives. Elegant lives. More fulfilling and lacking constant heartbreak. Lives of doctor’s wives and soccer moms and the assorted occupations of a slow life that appeal to us. And why?...
YOU BETTER MOVE FAST. (heavymetaldrama)
lives. Elegant lives. More fulfilling and lacking constant heartbreak. Lives of doctor’s wives and soccer moms and the assorted occupations of a slow life that appeal to us. And why?...
soursex (in beautyandbitch): Fresh Meat
on silver stars i wish and wish and wish (soursex)
that. Pet Peeve(s): People who call themself "emo," bone-thin girls with bleached-blonde hair and fake tans, soccer moms Interesting and UNIQUE fact about yourself: I play 7 different instruments.......
on silver stars i wish and wish and wish (soursex)
that. Pet Peeve(s): People who call themself "emo," bone-thin girls with bleached-blonde hair and fake tans, soccer moms Interesting and UNIQUE fact about yourself: I play 7 different instruments.......
lepamplemousse: PICTURES!!
QC (lepamplemousse)
who went berserk b/c I was in my uniform. Also the amount of posh soccer moms who were like OH HONEY I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT , or ARE YOU A...
QC (lepamplemousse)
who went berserk b/c I was in my uniform. Also the amount of posh soccer moms who were like OH HONEY I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT , or ARE YOU A...
music_life: sleeeeep.
Emily (music_life)
minus a few little things for my friends sleep deprived? yes feet ache? yes bruises from crazy soccer moms? yes 5 cups of caffeine in me making me pee every 2 minutes? yup. worth it...
Emily (music_life)
minus a few little things for my friends sleep deprived? yes feet ache? yes bruises from crazy soccer moms? yes 5 cups of caffeine in me making me pee every 2 minutes? yup. worth it...
kpenak: Beneath the Pavement
kpenak (kpenak)
soccer moms and offer thongs for your kids as you walk along through the mall, and then their...
kpenak (kpenak)
soccer moms and offer thongs for your kids as you walk along through the mall, and then their...
snazzydyke: things that i am sick of while driving to work every morning...
chi-ever (snazzydyke)
with "W" stickers and a "support our troops" ribbon around their gas tank - westlake/lakeway soccer moms in their escalades, excursions, - soccer moms driving 20 miles under the speed lim...
chi-ever (snazzydyke)
with "W" stickers and a "support our troops" ribbon around their gas tank - westlake/lakeway soccer moms in their escalades, excursions, - soccer moms driving 20 miles under the speed lim...
invadergray: Frightening Propenseties.
Riley Gray (invadergray)
way. Beware young one, or you too could go insane like us. Enjoy: Hy-dab man: Holy soccer moms, Son of God Man! Satan stole alle......
Riley Gray (invadergray)
way. Beware young one, or you too could go insane like us. Enjoy: Hy-dab man: Holy soccer moms, Son of God Man! Satan stole alle......
blinks19: another weekend in the world of rachel
blinks19 (blinks19)
soccer moms. zaxby's chicken. getting lost. basketball games. old friends. partyin. good times. late curfews. spending...
blinks19 (blinks19)
soccer moms. zaxby's chicken. getting lost. basketball games. old friends. partyin. good times. late curfews. spending...
chrismajik
Chris (chrismajik)
soccer moms) driving while talking on the phone are the bane of my Philly commute. ...
Chris (chrismajik)
soccer moms) driving while talking on the phone are the bane of my Philly commute. ...
forsakenwarrior: Just a quick little video...
That guy....Kyle... (forsakenwarrior)
pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant. -Those with heart conditions or thinking of getting heart conditions. -Soccer Moms. -Small children. -Cute puppies. -Anyone under the age of 97. If you disregard this warning, you are wa...
That guy....Kyle... (forsakenwarrior)
pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant. -Those with heart conditions or thinking of getting heart conditions. -Soccer Moms. -Small children. -Cute puppies. -Anyone under the age of 97. If you disregard this warning, you are wa...
mize_iowa: Photo marketers hope to inspire seller innovation
mize_iowa (mize_iowa)
the traditional role of hardware-type vendors to becoming a lifestyle store that appeals to soccer moms. With camera sales declining, retailers can no longer just focus on men by selling...
mize_iowa (mize_iowa)
the traditional role of hardware-type vendors to becoming a lifestyle store that appeals to soccer moms. With camera sales declining, retailers can no longer just focus on men by selling...
coldnickhot
Nick (coldnickhot)
She been rooting for Crash since day one, her and her huge royal army of soccer moms, menopause women, and gay guys. They all obey......
Nick (coldnickhot)
She been rooting for Crash since day one, her and her huge royal army of soccer moms, menopause women, and gay guys. They all obey......
deathtosoynog
deathtosoynog (deathtosoynog)
while tossing back lique like a sponge takes to water. It was all too perfect, soccer moms, grandparents and sport aggresive fathers all were audience to this event. All and ...
deathtosoynog (deathtosoynog)
while tossing back lique like a sponge takes to water. It was all too perfect, soccer moms, grandparents and sport aggresive fathers all were audience to this event. All and ...
turtleface2021
turtleface2021 (turtleface2021)
be. Maybe they're really just the next wave of fat, noisy, overbearing middle-aged soccer moms and dad. Maybe they're the next round of idiots who can't be bothered...
turtleface2021 (turtleface2021)
be. Maybe they're really just the next wave of fat, noisy, overbearing middle-aged soccer moms and dad. Maybe they're the next round of idiots who can't be bothered...
piccadilly336: le count
sunken face (piccadilly336)
soccer moms! four more whishful thinkers! five more addresses with p.o. boxes! six sticks! seven holiday paper knockouts! eight optimal organs...
sunken face (piccadilly336)
soccer moms! four more whishful thinkers! five more addresses with p.o. boxes! six sticks! seven holiday paper knockouts! eight optimal organs...
doctrineparoxy: Boost me up you fucking tool.
doctrineparoxy (doctrineparoxy)
of itself, not unlike a cracked peanut butter m&m shell on the bottom of a soccer moms van. Honestly, I dont have the motivation to spew awe inspiring rants anymore ...
doctrineparoxy (doctrineparoxy)
of itself, not unlike a cracked peanut butter m&m shell on the bottom of a soccer moms van. Honestly, I dont have the motivation to spew awe inspiring rants anymore ...