Smurfette

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gutter_monkey: I'm too sexy for this meme
gutter_monkey (gutter_monkey)
Smurfette (The Smurfs) She may be the biggest skank in cartoon history but she's still cute. 2. Kira...
hungeristorture
... oh sod it (hungeristorture)
ndssss. so how is everyone? i hope you are well. going to cinema tomorrow with smurfette because it's his birthday (and he's still older than me. i must be one ...
brighn: Lovely readers...
Paul Kershaw (brighn)
the greatest of love and charity in my heart. The bit I posted earlier about Smurfette was meant as a bit of silliness, and not meant to be a serious reflect...
monkeywaffles: I'll swab HIS deck...
monkeywaffles (monkeywaffles)
Smurfette wants to take it out back with RemusLupin What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?Shiver...
chibi_froggie: Sleepytime she comes
chibi_froggie (chibi_froggie)
Smurfette; got a surprise for ya'll on the 13th when i see yacourse if u see...
steph_the_smurf
steph_the_smurf (steph_the_smurf)
Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute...
kirstie666: Donnie Darko!
Kirstie (kirstie666)
funny! Donnie Darko quotes: Sean: Bear and pussy. Thats all I need.Ron: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.Sean: Smurfette?Ron: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute lottle blonde that ...
minge_rat: Which Smurf Are You?
minge_rat (minge_rat)
grumbles and mumbles and always thinksnegatively. But underneath it all, hes a softyand loves Smurfette and Baby. But he'd hate it ifpeople knew. What Smurf are you? (With Pictures!) brough...
dnaspydir: UNICEF bombs the smurfs
dnaSpyDir (dnaspydir)
smurfette is left for dead. (click pic for link to story) ......
keno1967: Vocabulary Word for the Day
keno1967 (keno1967)
vibrations caused by certain visual stimuli. Example: My doctor told me to stop watching Smurfette Cartoon Marathons or else my CTS symptoms will continue to get worse. Example 2:...
alybally3: Halloween costume is complete
alybally3 (alybally3)
smurfette costume for halloween. its gonna be pretty freakin' sweet. i got the blue...
fungusinthemilk: cellardoor
fungusinthemilk (fungusinthemilk)
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde ...
so_goingtohell: Holy Smurfing Smurf! What the Smurf?
so_goingtohell (so_goingtohell)
are all the Smurfs related? Doesn't that make all the boy Smurfs guilty of lusting after Smurfette? Wouldn't that be Smincest? Why is Smurfette the only girl in the village the Smurfs chase? Doesn't ...
ginnyatheart: Fic: Smurfette's Role (non-HP)
Elle (ginnyatheart)
Smurfette's Role Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Smurf Orgy Words: 675 Warnings: Misuse of children's characters, squick, orgy Summary:...
inertiastar: house of love halloween o5
i wanna be a beat poet (inertiastar)
one really bad shot of my costume... and a bunch of shots with a punkrock smurfette with her hands all over the last guy i dated over the summer....sweet! i remember ...
bloodquartz
BloodQuartz (bloodquartz)
reading "Goosebumps" ( )You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" (x)You have pondered why Smurfette was......
sunshiny: Smurfs and Job
Sun Shiny (sunshiny)
Smurfette was supposed to marry Papa Smurf but she didn't seem very interested in him. ...
tijuana_mama: this was fun
Preston (tijuana_mama)
remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was......
dozer0485: Stole this from Rebecca from one of those stupid myspace things. Gosh I hate myspace.
dozer0485 (dozer0485)
remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only......
truthfromaliar: 90s kid...the true us that we want back
TruthFromALiar (truthfromaliar)
remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic......
duriretlan: You're a 90's kid if!
melody. (duriretlan)
remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only......
perfect_reader: hung over
perfect_reader (perfect_reader)
smurfette cigarettes with Kelly. Vodka, Pink lemonade, fruit salad. Mark Lambert asked me to play fiddle...
donnies_dreams: First of all,
Where is Donnie? (donnies_dreams)
Smurfette, Gargamel did.  She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying...