Shaq

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mintxcore: of course, of course
AJ! (mintxcore)
but since then ive forgotten. season two of curb your enthusiasm is pretty great. shaq in an episode? even better. days off are always good. im so tired and sore the...
________theplan: WOW!
Johnny (________theplan)
Spears Limp Bizkit Deep Purple Rush Backstreet Boys Wu Tang Clan (SWEET) Quiet Riot (THE JAM!) Mariah Carey D.J. Magic Mike (SWEET!) Molly Hatchet SHAQ!!!!!! And others... What a day. The drum tracks sound amazing! It was so awesome. The rest of...
agent139: I'm Not a Player I just Crush a Lot
Books for blowjobs (agent139)
Cigarettes... And I found this dream. Cracked me up. ---- Walking through a city rapping with Shaq surrounded by friends that I don’t know, that are all huge and black. My rhymes...
ajeezy_24: antoine walker....
ajeezy_24 (ajeezy_24)
to think hed help us out anyways, if he WERE to sign...it would be like this C- shaq PF- haslem SF- antoine SG- eddie PG- dwade(DJ off the bench?) well heres the article http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/basketball/heat/sfl-heat28jul28,0,1967577.story?coll=sfla-sports-heat......
state
Rhiannon (state)
have to be ham. 7. What is your birth date? 3-12-83 8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Shaq Diesel. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! 9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with...
xxhatebredxx: nigga with the bump.
Arthur (xxhatebredxx)
the qb sack. watch that shit on the playback. got the girlies screamen with my mach. ballen like shaq, always on the attack. my crossover will break yo knees. bitch please. i just drained the fade ...
elfgirlmchan: Kaitos Kitties
Raven (elfgirlmchan)
cats...they're 6 months old now, but were 5 months at the time of the pictures), Shaq and Jack, as they show that they like to watch screens...video games included. Here, ...
osiris18
Tiffany (osiris18)
ton of stuff today. lstely ive just been hanging out with the original crowd. shaq wants to have one last party before she leaves at our house or where ever,...
skeeter88: jenny diss.............
skeeter88 (skeeter88)
shit cuz u don’t know me And o yeah fuck kobe Cuz he cant win lonely We need shaq back With the lakers to attack And caron butler is a fag And o yeah they are ...
big_tito
Trev (big_tito)
f they have specially-sized cuffs for really big people? What if they had to arrest Shaq? I wonder if he'll let me have a cigarette?" The brilliance continued. My court ...
dayadhvam: The war rages...
Dayadhvam (dayadhvam)
for the gander!" "Have a taste of your own medicine!" and "Watch out for the Shaq Attack!" When a brilliant plan overcame us. We would bread our suitemate. ...
mind_dump: Psyllium Virginity
mind_dump (mind_dump)
last week. This stuff is fantastic, along with prunes it is like Dwayne Wade and Shaq killer combo. One stimulating peristaltic motion, the other bulking up inside! Of course, in ...
goldfinger_z
Martin (goldfinger_z)
new Soda Shop location. Found this story funny, read it if you have ever heard of Shaq.......
johndangerbaker: haven't done this in a while
johndangerbaker (johndangerbaker)
one thing that needs to be brought up is the absolute dearth of movies involving Shaq. Everybody always complained that Shaq couldn't act, but come on, you know they ...
txt_eva (in swuk): Raiders news!
Eva (txt_eva)
9” Carlton Aaron- the American Division One 15th best rebounder- already labelled as the Shaq of the BBL, Gaylon Moore, the highly rated power forward and Andrew Lasker, our new...
txt_eva (in plymouth_uk): Raiders news!
Eva (txt_eva)
9” Carlton Aaron- the American Division One 15th best rebounder- already labelled as the Shaq of the BBL, Gaylon Moore, the highly rated power forward and Andrew Lasker, our new...
amandasue54: ill spread my wings..
amandasue54 (amandasue54)
and bill. haha it was fun. we played 3 on 3. they called me baby shaq. haha oh man good times. my first game is tomorrow at 9. ally has ...
kltzyblnd04
kltzyblnd04 (kltzyblnd04)
better then expected.Very Very Very VERY(ya'll get the point) fun.Wow, sitting in the bleachers with Shaq,Gregg,Brookieee,Jameisha,Casey,Mike,Bridgette,Karl,Brandy and a whole nother shit load of people was great.Me and Shaq split an ...
verytough: It's late and I can't be bothered being hilarious
verytough (verytough)
Shaq on it? You're just gonna give him more people to blame for not giving him the...
soflysohot04: Relationship quiz(stole from jess too)
Kristel (soflysohot04)
actressSingle or Taken?singleSurfer or Skateboarder?both are really cool and hottTall or Short?tallBeach or Snow?snowkobe or shaq?kobe!biachBi/lesbien/gaybiARE YOU.........Naughty or Nice?both i guessSexy or Uglyumm idk sexy lolA bitch or A Cutieboth ...
auchan: HUGS AND BEST WISHES TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
auchan (auchan)
tomorrow!! I can't not wait until tomorrow...NBA action is at full force tomorrow. Spurs vs. Pistons SHAQ vs. KOBE....oh good times, good times!!!!!!!!!!! Until then. Be safe. And special warm wishes to ...
dat_fuckin_guy: to much to say and not enough time...
SmEeglE / AardvarK / Noraa \ StiX \ BoneDaddy (dat_fuckin_guy)
ter at pool, and i've been beating random ppl at sugar daddy's, too! i challenge you SHAQ!!!! so denise and i went to bowl el paso she's a weird but badass bowler... she ...
absolutflipside: oblivious to a flat tire going 90 mph
absolutflipside (absolutflipside)
the Lakers lost by 5 points after having a 2 point lead with 1:30 left. Shaq needs to stop taking jabs at Kobe...he's the one that's making their feud such ...
johntan05: CHRISTMAS!
johntan05 (johntan05)
s lost by 5 because of Gary Payton... and then they took out Wade and Shaq and Lakers STILL lost... how gay is that? Haha, and I got a Jenga ...
corplos
Corplos (corplos)
bat-grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out...
shorty_ii: And Now For Something Completely Different
shorty_ii (shorty_ii)
Bat Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn’t expect to get blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the...
arcpas: Wasting time...
Andy Coyne (arcpas)
: 1. Initials: ARC (Adrian Robert Coyne) 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Shaq 3. Favorite fruit: Clementine tangerines 4. For or against same sex marriage? For 5. Are you homophobic? ...
bexm30: Celtics
bexm30 (bexm30)
Shaq..." -Aaron Carter (in his pre teen years, Yo!) Last night we went to the...
siryossel2
siryossel2 (siryossel2)
a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the...
king0fbanditz: Quiz and Song
I am the Doug (king0fbanditz)
a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the...
pitahaya
pitahaya (pitahaya)
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq. Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu. When Aaron Carter came out...
rebeldragon5
Rory (rebeldragon5)
with a Bat Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he starte...
lelona: ewww somebody change my lj pic
T's the name (lelona)
SHAQ ATTACK! I decided to come back when i read Mykaela's terrible post about some sarcasm...
makinlaughs: Cavaliers!
The Big Ed Theory (makinlaughs)
We'll see today when they take on Miami at 4 PM. LeBron verse Shaq and Wade. Wade and Shaq verse the Cavaliers! It's Wade County, Florida, ...
darkestshaddow
The one and only (darkestshaddow)
a batgrenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didnt expect to get blocked by shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of shaq-fu When aaron carter came out of the blue and...
coconutcyclone: Beaver feaver...
kat (coconutcyclone)
and the day to day running of my halls. Some dumbass decided to play Shaq with a section of the ceiling on the fourth floor, to the sum of $...
tennisjake: The Ulitmate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Jake (tennisjake)
a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the...
oreobro: This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Oreobro (oreobro)
a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the...
mikebeleber: It's about lunch time and i'm aching for some back stretches.
tone loc (mikebeleber)
uary 6, 2006. Today I imagined myself as a tall blank man slam dunking over shaq, but i was on 5 wheel per blade rollerblades: speed skates if you will, ...
luminoustempest
I'm Awesome! (luminoustempest)
retrieved all the songs... I go to bed tonight happy and relieved. And Genna, that does mean Shaq is back!......
std4y2k
std4y2k (std4y2k)
shaq, dun be naiive lah.."......
barela_hayward: The Game Church For Thugs Lyrics: Get Your Free Ly
barela_hayward (barela_hayward)
window Of my Beverly Hills condo With two long ass heats I call ‘em Shaq and Alonzo You niggas want me outta L.A. Yeah I know [Hook ( The Game...
arcessitor_yuna
アリスちゃん (arcessitor_yuna)
still...SCARY MOVIE 4 YAY! Brenda is back, The president is back!, dr. phil and shaq, and also tom ryan *dun dun dun* as you know is a take off of...
smedgie
Smedgie the Dragon (smedgie)
Bat Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the...
chasemclaughl: Kobe vs. the Clippers
chasemclaughl (chasemclaughl)
a playoff contender. Right now it's the Kobe show. Good luck Kobe. You're nothing without Shaq. Of course you're probably happier scoring 60 points......
cantplaydis1: Matt [6:53 PM]: you're in quite the proverbial pickle...
Ali (cantplaydis1)
if we win we play the Heat...should be somewhat of an easy win seeing as how Shaq tires easily...   when all of the sudden my stomach starts throwing punches...I feel like I'm sea sick but sprinkled with some ...
reicalg: no!
Kat Melegz (reicalg)
stackhouse can do against dwayne wade..and it will really be interesting to see nowitzki against shaq. ......
imposibl2forget: "Born Free, As Free As The Wind Blows..."
Erica (imposibl2forget)
Dallas Mavericks for the first time in history. I want the Heat to win so Shaq can rub it in Kobe's face..the little manipulative, sneaky i'm-better-than-you-are bastard. If he didnt ...
thebambinoweeps: poop with a capital S.
Inna (thebambinoweeps)
this is all bull. bull, bull, bull. dammit miami doesn't deserve to win at all. shaq is such an a-ho that he doesn't get suspended for elbowing dirk ON PURPOSE. ...
peppershakes
Crissy (peppershakes)
Great time - lots of rum and trips to the fresh fruit daquiri stand (daq shaq)- I tried smoking a cuban cigar and was drunk......
nbaallstaroneal: NBA All Star Players Party at Mandalay Bay
nbaallstaroneal (nbaallstaroneal)
More party news and ticket information as the date gets closer.You can certainly expect Shaq, Allen Iverson, agents, and a host of other NBA players to throw parties (public and...
staplescenter8: This is just funny…and holy crap, Barry Bonds i...
staplescenter8 (staplescenter8)
list of the NBA players on Team USA's training camp roster, keeping in mind that Shaq has a standing offer to join at his leisure:PG’s:Chauncey Billups, DetroitChris Paul, NO/Okla. CityLuke ...
atomsfor_peace: 101 things I stole from Kari's MySpace bulletin
Lexi (atomsfor_peace)
Last word you said to dad: Stripper 3. Last song you sang: That's How I Beat Shaq 4. Last person you hugged: A stupid bitch 5. Last thing you laughed at: Sixteen Candles 6. ...
bottles98: This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
bottles98 (bottles98)
a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the...