Refrigerator
348 postslakini_malich: Oh my god why would I cook scrotums?
Mangel Schlüssel Knie (lakini_malich)
that I have ever cooked. It was something I found in the back of the refrigerator that looked like an empty scrotum, but which I was relatively certain was some ...
Mangel Schlüssel Knie (lakini_malich)
that I have ever cooked. It was something I found in the back of the refrigerator that looked like an empty scrotum, but which I was relatively certain was some ...
cs2sgrl831: So much has gone on, Not all of it good.
cs2sgrl831 (cs2sgrl831)
and I know it now. Anything that is pasteurized needs to be put in the refrigerator. See I didn't know this prior to Monday, I was not really feeling so ...
cs2sgrl831 (cs2sgrl831)
and I know it now. Anything that is pasteurized needs to be put in the refrigerator. See I didn't know this prior to Monday, I was not really feeling so ...
bonham_lives44: The first thing Jack did upon his return from South Africa:
Dave (bonham_lives44)
refrigerator, checked the expiration date, sniffed it, grimaced, and put it back exactly as he found...
Dave (bonham_lives44)
refrigerator, checked the expiration date, sniffed it, grimaced, and put it back exactly as he found...
comrade_artzen: Some days it isn't worth it to get out of bed...
SMA (comrade_artzen)
and blah blah blah and then a few minutes ago busted my nose on the refrigerator. It was pretty bad. I felt my nose bleed and thought it ...
SMA (comrade_artzen)
and blah blah blah and then a few minutes ago busted my nose on the refrigerator. It was pretty bad. I felt my nose bleed and thought it ...
xallheartx
Brandon (xallheartx)
my phone and sidekick at work.. I have no money till I get paid and my refrigerator holds not food cause its off.... Im such a hippie right now and I hate ...
Brandon (xallheartx)
my phone and sidekick at work.. I have no money till I get paid and my refrigerator holds not food cause its off.... Im such a hippie right now and I hate ...
queenofhearts05
Bridgette Wynn (queenofhearts05)
starving and I'm not allowed in the kicthen. Because my step dad is cleaning the refrigerator with his worker monkey tommy. Everytime I go in there I feel insulted. 35 Days ...
Bridgette Wynn (queenofhearts05)
starving and I'm not allowed in the kicthen. Because my step dad is cleaning the refrigerator with his worker monkey tommy. Everytime I go in there I feel insulted. 35 Days ...
surferdude9k
surferdude9k (surferdude9k)
the only thing you have to update your livejournal with is news about your new refrigerator. Yep. So anyways, we had to get a new refrigerator. Our old one died about ...
surferdude9k (surferdude9k)
the only thing you have to update your livejournal with is news about your new refrigerator. Yep. So anyways, we had to get a new refrigerator. Our old one died about ...
waterproofsqurl
ashley (waterproofsqurl)
I'm jobless. I bought groceries for the appartment last night. Theres food in the refrigerator now, its fucking amazing. Anyway... i was just reading through all of my posts...... ...
ashley (waterproofsqurl)
I'm jobless. I bought groceries for the appartment last night. Theres food in the refrigerator now, its fucking amazing. Anyway... i was just reading through all of my posts...... ...
hannah_on_toast
[[hannah]] (hannah_on_toast)
up to anymore. I'm a bit frustrated. I went looking for a tourch in the refrigerator. I'm back home now. When we left the Dartford tunnel a man in a sports ...
[[hannah]] (hannah_on_toast)
up to anymore. I'm a bit frustrated. I went looking for a tourch in the refrigerator. I'm back home now. When we left the Dartford tunnel a man in a sports ...
livstrong: Handcycle
livstrong (livstrong)
just got home, and have been gone all day. Ann and I picked out the refrigerator, and washer, and dryer. I am shooting for Sunday to go to the air ...
livstrong (livstrong)
just got home, and have been gone all day. Ann and I picked out the refrigerator, and washer, and dryer. I am shooting for Sunday to go to the air ...
alleluia03: whatup
Eliza (alleluia03)
went, so I stayed home. I haven't seen anyone all day. I cleaned out my refrigerator (way scary. sick. nothing grosses me out more than mold) and watched a couple ...
Eliza (alleluia03)
went, so I stayed home. I haven't seen anyone all day. I cleaned out my refrigerator (way scary. sick. nothing grosses me out more than mold) and watched a couple ...
grantham_mom: If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
grantham_mom (grantham_mom)
ebubbles are always white?Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopesthat something new to eat will have materialized?On electric toasters why do ...
grantham_mom (grantham_mom)
ebubbles are always white?Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopesthat something new to eat will have materialized?On electric toasters why do ...
jencb: Wheels in motion
JenCB (jencb)
been doing a bit of online comparison shopping for appliances since I'm without a refrigerator and washer & dryer. I suppose I should start figuring out what paint c...
JenCB (jencb)
been doing a bit of online comparison shopping for appliances since I'm without a refrigerator and washer & dryer. I suppose I should start figuring out what paint c...
shor_tay44: Without You
shor_tay44 (shor_tay44)
refrigerator stops, and suddenly it's quiet. I never noticed the ceilings were so low, I never saw all...
shor_tay44 (shor_tay44)
refrigerator stops, and suddenly it's quiet. I never noticed the ceilings were so low, I never saw all...
ghostfemme: today's lessons
ghostfemme (ghostfemme)
just ya know...over.Where I go to the grocery store and come home to fill my refrigerator. One of the MOST satisfying things to me at the townhouse was having my ...
ghostfemme (ghostfemme)
just ya know...over.Where I go to the grocery store and come home to fill my refrigerator. One of the MOST satisfying things to me at the townhouse was having my ...
hyounpark: I wasn't able to sleep...
Enslaved by Peer Pressure! (hyounpark)
at the almonds in the cabinet. Then I saw some leftover prosciutto in the refrigerator. (Actually, it was left over from my third-floor neighbor, who handed me some ...
Enslaved by Peer Pressure! (hyounpark)
at the almonds in the cabinet. Then I saw some leftover prosciutto in the refrigerator. (Actually, it was left over from my third-floor neighbor, who handed me some ...
cribabi: i coughed blood all over my last diary
you are bust (cribabi)
refrigerator for warmth drinking hot tea and listening to old crusty music. i guess you could say...
you are bust (cribabi)
refrigerator for warmth drinking hot tea and listening to old crusty music. i guess you could say...
snarfmonkey
Aaron (snarfmonkey)
there with the proverbial fridge door open. And there's a goddamn reason nobody ever uses REFRIGERATOR anymore, but i ask you this: how come fridge has a d in it when...
Aaron (snarfmonkey)
there with the proverbial fridge door open. And there's a goddamn reason nobody ever uses REFRIGERATOR anymore, but i ask you this: how come fridge has a d in it when...
suttsteve: Breakfast
Steve Sutton (suttsteve)
them all, so I stuck them in a plastic bag and put them in the refrigerator. Usually, I don't eat breakfast, but I was hungry. I was going to eat ...
Steve Sutton (suttsteve)
them all, so I stuck them in a plastic bag and put them in the refrigerator. Usually, I don't eat breakfast, but I was hungry. I was going to eat ...
nightfly: Sunday Randoms...
Jack In The Box (nightfly)
refrigerator. My water bottles keep freezing, and last night a bottle of Perrier burst so I...
Jack In The Box (nightfly)
refrigerator. My water bottles keep freezing, and last night a bottle of Perrier burst so I...
sathariel
an-da-ru (sathariel)
inspection done, and giving me $700 to upgrade the plumbing. They left their appliances, including a refrigerator,......
an-da-ru (sathariel)
inspection done, and giving me $700 to upgrade the plumbing. They left their appliances, including a refrigerator,......
belle1964: 4th of July
belle1964 (belle1964)
must have been in the cooking mood as she had made a huge taco salad, refrigerator desert and bars, besides having hamburgers and hot dogs. Besides Jay and family, ...
belle1964 (belle1964)
must have been in the cooking mood as she had made a huge taco salad, refrigerator desert and bars, besides having hamburgers and hot dogs. Besides Jay and family, ...
fuzzyamy: We All Boil Together
FuzzyAmy (fuzzyamy)
appears to be menacing foreshadowing, Ederlyn snapped a picture of some magnetic poetry on our refrigerator, stating (correct me if I'm quoting this incorrectly, Ed) we all boil together. Not ...
FuzzyAmy (fuzzyamy)
appears to be menacing foreshadowing, Ederlyn snapped a picture of some magnetic poetry on our refrigerator, stating (correct me if I'm quoting this incorrectly, Ed) we all boil together. Not ...
guncrazy: K enjoys doing favors for his friends
guncrazy (guncrazy)
e long for K to find the appliance warehouse where Maeko had purchased her cursed refrigerator. It was fairly deserted and there was only one truck backed up to the ...
guncrazy (guncrazy)
e long for K to find the appliance warehouse where Maeko had purchased her cursed refrigerator. It was fairly deserted and there was only one truck backed up to the ...
kariecarri: Location: Melbourne
kariecarri (kariecarri)
@ 0412 915 925 to enquire. *** Queen-size King Koil Spine Care Wool Edition (Including Black Metal Bed-frame): $615 $400 Whirlpool Refrigerator: $300 $250 2-door, 243 Litre, Frost Free, 157H/56W/55D, 3-Star Energy Rating! NEC Full-Auto Washing Machine: $245 $220 Top load, 4.5kg, 3 ...
kariecarri (kariecarri)
@ 0412 915 925 to enquire. *** Queen-size King Koil Spine Care Wool Edition (Including Black Metal Bed-frame): $615 $400 Whirlpool Refrigerator: $300 $250 2-door, 243 Litre, Frost Free, 157H/56W/55D, 3-Star Energy Rating! NEC Full-Auto Washing Machine: $245 $220 Top load, 4.5kg, 3 ...
__morphine
i was laars. (__morphine)
refrigerator. know what this means? PARTY TIME IN MY MOUTH. that will be all. this message will self-destruct. 5. 4. 3....
i was laars. (__morphine)
refrigerator. know what this means? PARTY TIME IN MY MOUTH. that will be all. this message will self-destruct. 5. 4. 3....
kraziekaity
Kaitlin (kraziekaity)
into the car, I was howling in laughter as Alesia was hooking up the mini refrigerator thing in......
Kaitlin (kraziekaity)
into the car, I was howling in laughter as Alesia was hooking up the mini refrigerator thing in......
silussa: Potato Storage
Silussa (silussa)
of the place is hot and humid...not so good for the potatoes, which quickly sprout. Refrigerator is advised against as too cold. Ideas, anyone?......
Silussa (silussa)
of the place is hot and humid...not so good for the potatoes, which quickly sprout. Refrigerator is advised against as too cold. Ideas, anyone?......
_rayofsunlight: another monday morning
_rayofsunlight (_rayofsunlight)
out much better than last. i went into to work and walked to the refrigerator to put my apple in it. my friend was there and he looked ...
_rayofsunlight (_rayofsunlight)
out much better than last. i went into to work and walked to the refrigerator to put my apple in it. my friend was there and he looked ...
mirik
Myroslav M. Rozum (mirik)
refrigerator we got to move rhis color TV.... Сегодня ушёл страйковать. Может лучше-бы я плотником пошел работать?......
Myroslav M. Rozum (mirik)
refrigerator we got to move rhis color TV.... Сегодня ушёл страйковать. Может лучше-бы я плотником пошел работать?......
bad_elf: Refrigerator poll
badelf (bad_elf)
refrigerator? - a stainless steel hip flask filled with Absinthe, all the way from Romania The...
badelf (bad_elf)
refrigerator? - a stainless steel hip flask filled with Absinthe, all the way from Romania The...
jjtaylor: counter mission
J.J. (jjtaylor)
mind, this is from the person who tried to put the cereal away in the refrigerator. Twice. This is the kind of morning where I find myself asking, "So, what's my ...
J.J. (jjtaylor)
mind, this is from the person who tried to put the cereal away in the refrigerator. Twice. This is the kind of morning where I find myself asking, "So, what's my ...
_loralei
So long, sweet (_loralei)
came over at like 4. We swam for awhile and played a nasty game of "Refrigerator" with my little neighbors, I showered, and we went up to Cinemark to see ...
So long, sweet (_loralei)
came over at like 4. We swam for awhile and played a nasty game of "Refrigerator" with my little neighbors, I showered, and we went up to Cinemark to see ...
wyraistlin: the simple life
Wyraistlin (wyraistlin)
lock on my door, just a mat to sleep on, Salvation Army clothes, a small refrigerator, an altar, a laundry bag, a trash can. An IPod or something rather than ...
Wyraistlin (wyraistlin)
lock on my door, just a mat to sleep on, Salvation Army clothes, a small refrigerator, an altar, a laundry bag, a trash can. An IPod or something rather than ...
nikkyb: Champagne Lovers take note!
nikkyb (nikkyb)
Dom Perignon has moved from my wine rack to its long awaited position in my refrigerator. The reason? After a seemingly ENDLESS delay, I finally got the news ...
nikkyb (nikkyb)
Dom Perignon has moved from my wine rack to its long awaited position in my refrigerator. The reason? After a seemingly ENDLESS delay, I finally got the news ...
ponderduck: the living dead
Elizabeth (ponderduck)
sleep. I'm paying $500/month plus bills to sleep under my own roof. My refrigerator at work has more food in it than my refrigerator at home. In ...
Elizabeth (ponderduck)
sleep. I'm paying $500/month plus bills to sleep under my own roof. My refrigerator at work has more food in it than my refrigerator at home. In ...
sarayokomarygol
sarayoko (sarayokomarygol)
refrigerator is lactose intolerant. I’m taking a break from the world for a while. I don’t want...
sarayoko (sarayokomarygol)
refrigerator is lactose intolerant. I’m taking a break from the world for a while. I don’t want...
yellowkangaroos: Why did I actually post this? I have no idea. Its so circular.
Kurt Bell (yellowkangaroos)
the comparatively sterile landscape of 60 watt light bulbs, and the triple hum of the Refrigerator, Computer and Air Conditioner... You may think that I was returning for a relatively early ...
Kurt Bell (yellowkangaroos)
the comparatively sterile landscape of 60 watt light bulbs, and the triple hum of the Refrigerator, Computer and Air Conditioner... You may think that I was returning for a relatively early ...
just_a_chick_03
JAC (just_a_chick_03)
figures, and cleaned off all clutter from our dressers today. Oh yeah and cleaned out the refrigerator too. Next week clean out our bedroom closets (we have 2), and steam cleaning carpets. We ...
JAC (just_a_chick_03)
figures, and cleaned off all clutter from our dressers today. Oh yeah and cleaned out the refrigerator too. Next week clean out our bedroom closets (we have 2), and steam cleaning carpets. We ...
buketomoe: Principals
Tomoe Gozen (buketomoe)
and Your pronoun. She says: It would take that sparkling water on the bottom shelf of your refrigerator. It would take the delicate truffles on your nightstand. As luck would have it, it would ...
Tomoe Gozen (buketomoe)
and Your pronoun. She says: It would take that sparkling water on the bottom shelf of your refrigerator. It would take the delicate truffles on your nightstand. As luck would have it, it would ...
plasticcouch: party night, watch out for me
Vanessa (plasticcouch)
energy. anyway. my back is feeling better from bending over to get some lettuce from the refrigerator. yes, lettuce. it was worth it, though. that lettuce was tasty. a good book: mozart's ...
Vanessa (plasticcouch)
energy. anyway. my back is feeling better from bending over to get some lettuce from the refrigerator. yes, lettuce. it was worth it, though. that lettuce was tasty. a good book: mozart's ...
platypus_herder: Noises of a Beautiful Morning
platypus_herder (platypus_herder)
passer-by out for their power-walk. The rustle of the leaves. Shared jokes about refrigerator-door engineering (moments and wearing surfaces and such). The clink of spoon against bowl. ...
platypus_herder (platypus_herder)
passer-by out for their power-walk. The rustle of the leaves. Shared jokes about refrigerator-door engineering (moments and wearing surfaces and such). The clink of spoon against bowl. ...
p0rnstardynamo: cardboard boxes
p0rnstardynamo (p0rnstardynamo)
could find a box to fit in that i could walk around in. like a refrigerator box or something. tha'd rock. i'd carve out an eye slit so i could ...
p0rnstardynamo (p0rnstardynamo)
could find a box to fit in that i could walk around in. like a refrigerator box or something. tha'd rock. i'd carve out an eye slit so i could ...
timothias2003: Super Especially Fun Day!
Tim Myers (timothias2003)
wasn't so concerned about time. I put on my robe, shuffled through the cabinets and refrigerator to ascertain that there wasn't any food worth fixing, and went on to the ...
Tim Myers (timothias2003)
wasn't so concerned about time. I put on my robe, shuffled through the cabinets and refrigerator to ascertain that there wasn't any food worth fixing, and went on to the ...
naturalplastics: Yay RACHEL!
naturalplastics (naturalplastics)
every time i called him 'fat man'... and rose to action when I called the refrigerator the 'fat cave'... No, the real reason I say that is because my parents old ...
naturalplastics (naturalplastics)
every time i called him 'fat man'... and rose to action when I called the refrigerator the 'fat cave'... No, the real reason I say that is because my parents old ...
dreamaway821
Superhero Girl (dreamaway821)
really just kind of disappointing to pour yourself a bowl of cereal then open the refrigerator and find out that there's no milk. It's just sort of a sad little experience.......
Superhero Girl (dreamaway821)
really just kind of disappointing to pour yourself a bowl of cereal then open the refrigerator and find out that there's no milk. It's just sort of a sad little experience.......
jentizzle
A is for Abstract (jentizzle)
also! oldboy is a seriously fucked up movie. I'm hungry but there's nothing in the refrigerator and I'm waaay too lazy to go driving around trying to find a place in...
A is for Abstract (jentizzle)
also! oldboy is a seriously fucked up movie. I'm hungry but there's nothing in the refrigerator and I'm waaay too lazy to go driving around trying to find a place in...
frappygoddess
Deadly Seven (frappygoddess)
air-conditioning is broken. Fuck. Excuse me, I'm going to go position myself in front of an open refrigerator. Or quite possibly die trying. *whimpers*......
Deadly Seven (frappygoddess)
air-conditioning is broken. Fuck. Excuse me, I'm going to go position myself in front of an open refrigerator. Or quite possibly die trying. *whimpers*......
inkbard: Sick
Jenn (inkbard)
about five minutes while she carried on a discussion about rancid cole-slaw in the staff refrigerator with the receptionist right outside the room I was sitting in.......
Jenn (inkbard)
about five minutes while she carried on a discussion about rancid cole-slaw in the staff refrigerator with the receptionist right outside the room I was sitting in.......
maeshin
Maeshin (maeshin)
large storm moving in. I hope that it doesn't kill the power and thus the refrigerator again. That would kinda suck. I get to go to work later today, so joy ...
Maeshin (maeshin)
large storm moving in. I hope that it doesn't kill the power and thus the refrigerator again. That would kinda suck. I get to go to work later today, so joy ...
diva_status
Ms. Niecy (diva_status)
my mom got home from work me & my sis helped her clean out the refrigerator, becuz we gettin' a new one tomorrow..after that we took a lil break becuz ...
Ms. Niecy (diva_status)
my mom got home from work me & my sis helped her clean out the refrigerator, becuz we gettin' a new one tomorrow..after that we took a lil break becuz ...
mistr3ssquickly: American Electric Power SUCKS.
mistr3ssquickly (mistr3ssquickly)
So we now have no groceries, because they all died, as the inside of our refrigerator is hotter than the outdoor temperature. We......
mistr3ssquickly (mistr3ssquickly)
So we now have no groceries, because they all died, as the inside of our refrigerator is hotter than the outdoor temperature. We......
roguepaladin: It's hard enough for a man and woman to live together in the same house, never mind the same body.
Roguepaladin (roguepaladin)
Yesterday, I realized that I'll now be able to keep my food in the refrigerator, and do my laundry in full loads. This morning in the shower, it ...
Roguepaladin (roguepaladin)
Yesterday, I realized that I'll now be able to keep my food in the refrigerator, and do my laundry in full loads. This morning in the shower, it ...
saitohajime05
saitohajime05 (saitohajime05)
when I do, I get all the free, unopened food that I like. So, my refrigerator happens to be heavily stocked with potatoes, mac and cheese, and I believe some ...
saitohajime05 (saitohajime05)
when I do, I get all the free, unopened food that I like. So, my refrigerator happens to be heavily stocked with potatoes, mac and cheese, and I believe some ...
teenytinytina
Teeny Tiny Tina (teenytinytina)
going to two home depots, sears, and bestbuy, i now have the cutest little mini refrigerator for college! whee! and i got paintbrushes, but didn't have time to ...
Teeny Tiny Tina (teenytinytina)
going to two home depots, sears, and bestbuy, i now have the cutest little mini refrigerator for college! whee! and i got paintbrushes, but didn't have time to ...
alyxandriah
Mo (alyxandriah)
putting you up for adoption 13. Grampa gets a casket 14. The magic world inside an abandoned refrigerator 15. Garfield gets feline leukemia 16. The pop-up book of......
Mo (alyxandriah)
putting you up for adoption 13. Grampa gets a casket 14. The magic world inside an abandoned refrigerator 15. Garfield gets feline leukemia 16. The pop-up book of......
little_kt: Schoolies
little_kt (little_kt)
3 bedrooms and sleeps up to 6 people. It has a: DVD player Stereo/CD player Refrigerator Barbeque Cooking Facilities Microwave Dishwasher Television Reception Playground Washing Machine Clothes dryer Iron and Ironing board The ...
little_kt (little_kt)
3 bedrooms and sleeps up to 6 people. It has a: DVD player Stereo/CD player Refrigerator Barbeque Cooking Facilities Microwave Dishwasher Television Reception Playground Washing Machine Clothes dryer Iron and Ironing board The ...
frozen_guardian: Studying. . .
Neshinou Jun (frozen_guardian)
hospital tonight. Thus, he would be eating another dinner alone. He opens the refrigerator to find his mother had put together left overs for him to warm up an...
Neshinou Jun (frozen_guardian)
hospital tonight. Thus, he would be eating another dinner alone. He opens the refrigerator to find his mother had put together left overs for him to warm up an...
lost_again_4
lost_again_4 (lost_again_4)
w address! the lease says, and i quote: (consisting of) studio plus full bath with a white refrigerator and a white stove. i was DYING to know what color the kitchen appliances were. ...
lost_again_4 (lost_again_4)
w address! the lease says, and i quote: (consisting of) studio plus full bath with a white refrigerator and a white stove. i was DYING to know what color the kitchen appliances were. ...
reality_sleeps: hello monday
anjel (reality_sleeps)
refrigerator. This may not sound like the most exciting news, but oh''' gholly does it ever...
anjel (reality_sleeps)
refrigerator. This may not sound like the most exciting news, but oh''' gholly does it ever...
caillile
Caillile (caillile)
whomever else I've forgotten in my sleep-deprivation haze. So far, we're mostly enjoying it. Our refrigerator is in the basement because they couldn't get it up the stairwell and are......
Caillile (caillile)
whomever else I've forgotten in my sleep-deprivation haze. So far, we're mostly enjoying it. Our refrigerator is in the basement because they couldn't get it up the stairwell and are......
sensaria_girl: Still Counting Down The Days
sensaria_girl (sensaria_girl)
better, we did our last big grocery shopping trip to stock up our pantry and refrigerator for Jeff when he gets home. Got all of his favorite goodies...oreo cookies, ...
sensaria_girl (sensaria_girl)
better, we did our last big grocery shopping trip to stock up our pantry and refrigerator for Jeff when he gets home. Got all of his favorite goodies...oreo cookies, ...
detrevni: The reason for my hunger.
Mr. Joseph (detrevni)
refrigerator that expired on the 8th. ...the 8th of May. Woogy woogy said the swallow.......
Mr. Joseph (detrevni)
refrigerator that expired on the 8th. ...the 8th of May. Woogy woogy said the swallow.......
sethrates
Sethrates (sethrates)
leftover pizza from last Tuesday's meeting--if there's pizza to eat, ride there in the refrigerator, why not make a dinner out of it? And it's not like I was...
Sethrates (sethrates)
leftover pizza from last Tuesday's meeting--if there's pizza to eat, ride there in the refrigerator, why not make a dinner out of it? And it's not like I was...
chalkdustmonkey
epitaph nipplemann (chalkdustmonkey)
refrigerator can enter a vein like icewater.......
epitaph nipplemann (chalkdustmonkey)
refrigerator can enter a vein like icewater.......
no_please_no: Best First Friday art, ever
no_please_no (no_please_no)
my creations with you all, aw. Yes, they are made in the style of kids' refrigerator drawings. Refrigerator drawings gone horrible wrong, enjoy! It was funny, really Uh-oh Sunny Fat Day Git offa my ...
no_please_no (no_please_no)
my creations with you all, aw. Yes, they are made in the style of kids' refrigerator drawings. Refrigerator drawings gone horrible wrong, enjoy! It was funny, really Uh-oh Sunny Fat Day Git offa my ...
emmagrace
Jenna (emmagrace)
smile today: Aubrey steam cleaning my carpets Davis drawing me pictures that are now covering my refrigerator Realizing that I wasn't sure how to spell "refrigerator" and having to look it up My r...
Jenna (emmagrace)
smile today: Aubrey steam cleaning my carpets Davis drawing me pictures that are now covering my refrigerator Realizing that I wasn't sure how to spell "refrigerator" and having to look it up My r...
red_golightly: a series of strange events
red_golightly (red_golightly)
voices say 'ants are very clever, and should never be left unsupervised near a refrigerator' Should I stump up £5 for metal hand cuffs or just hope that my...
red_golightly (red_golightly)
voices say 'ants are very clever, and should never be left unsupervised near a refrigerator' Should I stump up £5 for metal hand cuffs or just hope that my...
scarletbeg0nia
Hannah Banana Chips...海文 (scarletbeg0nia)
hot water. Add remaining ingredients and mix; pour into an 8-inch square dish. Congeal in refrigerator. Cut into squares and serve on lettuce leaf. I can't imagine a more disgusting food. I'm dressed ...
Hannah Banana Chips...海文 (scarletbeg0nia)
hot water. Add remaining ingredients and mix; pour into an 8-inch square dish. Congeal in refrigerator. Cut into squares and serve on lettuce leaf. I can't imagine a more disgusting food. I'm dressed ...
lithyoria: oh, just pee.
lithyoria (lithyoria)
or work on the layout for my new scratch-and-sniff website about the food in my refrigerator ...no,that last one doesn't even make any sense. So yea...drank with my......
lithyoria (lithyoria)
or work on the layout for my new scratch-and-sniff website about the food in my refrigerator ...no,that last one doesn't even make any sense. So yea...drank with my......
trackrunnerw
trackrunnerw (trackrunnerw)
gas station attendent because I was sooo mad that the penguins came and stole my refrigerator! UGH. the NERVE of them! STORY TIME!!!!! Once upon a time, there was this boy named ...
trackrunnerw (trackrunnerw)
gas station attendent because I was sooo mad that the penguins came and stole my refrigerator! UGH. the NERVE of them! STORY TIME!!!!! Once upon a time, there was this boy named ...
kushhasaliltush
kushhasaliltush (kushhasaliltush)
have answered each question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the ...
kushhasaliltush (kushhasaliltush)
have answered each question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the ...
porquai: a survey para ti
Johanna Lynn (porquai)
refrigerator clothing: my light blue d.p. shirt magazine: Frankie from sydney australia body part: hair color: grey, white, black smell: joel song:...
Johanna Lynn (porquai)
refrigerator clothing: my light blue d.p. shirt magazine: Frankie from sydney australia body part: hair color: grey, white, black smell: joel song:...
sexywitch: Penguin dreams and stranger things
Fluffy McHotbox (sexywitch)
refrigerator was a small package wrapped in paper with Opus the Penguin on it. I...
Fluffy McHotbox (sexywitch)
refrigerator was a small package wrapped in paper with Opus the Penguin on it. I...
zephyrsephyr: Uh-oh. He's being THAT Holsen
Eddie Zephyr (zephyrsephyr)
I'm almost entirely moved out of my room. There's just my chair, computer, and refrigerator, and then odds and ends. I'm not really "excited" about going back to ...
Eddie Zephyr (zephyrsephyr)
I'm almost entirely moved out of my room. There's just my chair, computer, and refrigerator, and then odds and ends. I'm not really "excited" about going back to ...
cydddd_vicious
cyd (cydddd_vicious)
eyes. which are the most gawjuhs eyes i have ever seeeeeeeeen. "if i lived in a refrigerator, i would be the Coke" -anna "damn right you're on coke" -janey......
cyd (cydddd_vicious)
eyes. which are the most gawjuhs eyes i have ever seeeeeeeeen. "if i lived in a refrigerator, i would be the Coke" -anna "damn right you're on coke" -janey......
xtaleen_methane: Random Fiction (Unedited)
xtaleen_methane (xtaleen_methane)
to have taken a different flavor in the two days it stayed, untouched, inside the refrigerator. Jin didn’t seem to mind because he’s still eating it while sitting in front ...
xtaleen_methane (xtaleen_methane)
to have taken a different flavor in the two days it stayed, untouched, inside the refrigerator. Jin didn’t seem to mind because he’s still eating it while sitting in front ...
mist_moonstar
Janna (mist_moonstar)
to the circle write "before sunrise" and "Meteors!" Attach all of the above to your refrigerator in plain view so you won't miss the 2005 Perseid meteor shower. The Perseids come ...
Janna (mist_moonstar)
to the circle write "before sunrise" and "Meteors!" Attach all of the above to your refrigerator in plain view so you won't miss the 2005 Perseid meteor shower. The Perseids come ...
______headlight
pain truth luck (______headlight)
as dinner. when i have my own apartment, all the food will be kept in the refrigerator.......
pain truth luck (______headlight)
as dinner. when i have my own apartment, all the food will be kept in the refrigerator.......
jeremiahvedder: A Shapiro Session (Matt Cochrane & Jeremiah Allan)
jeremiahvedder (jeremiahvedder)
been a star for all David was concerned, one elbow leaning up against the open refrigerator, his other arm outstretched and keeping the door from swinging shut like most doors ...
jeremiahvedder (jeremiahvedder)
been a star for all David was concerned, one elbow leaning up against the open refrigerator, his other arm outstretched and keeping the door from swinging shut like most doors ...
connect_dots: "such a waste everytime"
Athena (connect_dots)
know why I always want to re-try them. Now there's a big sign on my refrigerator that says: NO MORE EGGS FOR ATHENA!! SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM! DON'T MAKE THEM EVEN ...
Athena (connect_dots)
know why I always want to re-try them. Now there's a big sign on my refrigerator that says: NO MORE EGGS FOR ATHENA!! SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM! DON'T MAKE THEM EVEN ...
m0rbidballerina
m0rbidballerina (m0rbidballerina)
missing both of mine, but found one in the closet and the other by the refrigerator. i ran the same roads i usually do because i know it's exactly one ...
m0rbidballerina (m0rbidballerina)
missing both of mine, but found one in the closet and the other by the refrigerator. i ran the same roads i usually do because i know it's exactly one ...
wartimetraining: There's a calm before the storm --
Justin (wartimetraining)
like maybe 2 or 3 times at the most. The walls, cabinets, ceiling, and refrigerator all used to be white. Now the only hint of white is around ...
Justin (wartimetraining)
like maybe 2 or 3 times at the most. The walls, cabinets, ceiling, and refrigerator all used to be white. Now the only hint of white is around ...
cho_cha
Vagina (cho_cha)
three pastas have all been ziti, too. So suddenly there is enough food in the refrigerator to feed several families. I don't get why my parents are having people bring ...
Vagina (cho_cha)
three pastas have all been ziti, too. So suddenly there is enough food in the refrigerator to feed several families. I don't get why my parents are having people bring ...
bonniebarrow (in _thankyou_): Thankful for:
the Prodigal Daughter (bonniebarrow)
I thought confrontation would be abundant. -- being able to laugh at a shitty situation. (My refrigerator died!)......
the Prodigal Daughter (bonniebarrow)
I thought confrontation would be abundant. -- being able to laugh at a shitty situation. (My refrigerator died!)......
toriru4ever: SNACKS & DRINKS...
Simply NANA (toriru4ever)
snacks and drinks do you guys like? i don't have a cooler...hope the hotel has a refrigerator in room? (gotta love last minute planning :x)......
Simply NANA (toriru4ever)
snacks and drinks do you guys like? i don't have a cooler...hope the hotel has a refrigerator in room? (gotta love last minute planning :x)......
burning_oasis: kyle seems to get the best quizes...thats why i stole it.
burning_oasis (burning_oasis)
shoes and do somthing like eat or go to my room. 004. What is in your refrigerator? oh, cameras, batteries, shoes, silverwhere, the normal. 005. When was......
burning_oasis (burning_oasis)
shoes and do somthing like eat or go to my room. 004. What is in your refrigerator? oh, cameras, batteries, shoes, silverwhere, the normal. 005. When was......
praveenk: Cleaning!!!
Praveen (praveenk)
be used as a checklist for cleaning detail. The charge for items not cleaned are in parenthesis. Kitchen: Refrigerator interior and exterior ($50) Oven and Stovetop ($25) Cabinet shelves and doors ($40) Countertop and sink ($10) Windowsills ...
Praveen (praveenk)
be used as a checklist for cleaning detail. The charge for items not cleaned are in parenthesis. Kitchen: Refrigerator interior and exterior ($50) Oven and Stovetop ($25) Cabinet shelves and doors ($40) Countertop and sink ($10) Windowsills ...
utopia_inferno: School fucking sucks as usual...
utopia_inferno (utopia_inferno)
refrigerator, most of them collected from junk mail, terrorism hotline numbers and number pushing deals kept...
utopia_inferno (utopia_inferno)
refrigerator, most of them collected from junk mail, terrorism hotline numbers and number pushing deals kept...
emilyanne83
emilyanne83 (emilyanne83)
the television and i am writing in here. its not even light outside yet. my refrigerator is broken. the maintanence people from my apartment complex are probably coming over ...
emilyanne83 (emilyanne83)
the television and i am writing in here. its not even light outside yet. my refrigerator is broken. the maintanence people from my apartment complex are probably coming over ...
sweetvoicegirl: On the Topic of Bread...
sweetvoicegirl (sweetvoicegirl)
through 2 ziploc bags in a cupboard in the kitchen, and on top of the refrigerator behind the cereal. I'm starting to think that nowhere is safe.......
sweetvoicegirl (sweetvoicegirl)
through 2 ziploc bags in a cupboard in the kitchen, and on top of the refrigerator behind the cereal. I'm starting to think that nowhere is safe.......
fus: Goodbye
Vineeth (fus)
folded And in the lower shelf On the right. I took the blue one. The spices are in the refrigerator Above the eggs There are two of those. The coffee machine Switch it off when empty. I am going ...
Vineeth (fus)
folded And in the lower shelf On the right. I took the blue one. The spices are in the refrigerator Above the eggs There are two of those. The coffee machine Switch it off when empty. I am going ...
paperjack
nurhidayah bt shamsudin (paperjack)
tea THINGS TO BE DONE TONIGHT 1.cleaning up my room 2.throwing my rubbish and Aini`s 3.stealing food from Aini`s refrigerator......
nurhidayah bt shamsudin (paperjack)
tea THINGS TO BE DONE TONIGHT 1.cleaning up my room 2.throwing my rubbish and Aini`s 3.stealing food from Aini`s refrigerator......
kaffiene
Kathryn (kaffiene)
the bad things..wish i were an optimist. I want lunchtime *goes off to ravage the refrigerator*......
Kathryn (kaffiene)
the bad things..wish i were an optimist. I want lunchtime *goes off to ravage the refrigerator*......
sofitheteacup
SofiTheTeacup (sofitheteacup)
week. Bedding, shoes, towels, shoes, lamps, shoes, a chair-- oh, and shoes. With a matching bag. A refrigerator and microwave and digital camera. And then a green shirt and blue jeans. My second pair t...
SofiTheTeacup (sofitheteacup)
week. Bedding, shoes, towels, shoes, lamps, shoes, a chair-- oh, and shoes. With a matching bag. A refrigerator and microwave and digital camera. And then a green shirt and blue jeans. My second pair t...
redbrickrose
Hannah (redbrickrose)
on myself or somehow hitting myself in the head and/or face with something like the refrigerator door, the mop handle or a pastry plate. Yesterday I gouged the pointer finger ...
Hannah (redbrickrose)
on myself or somehow hitting myself in the head and/or face with something like the refrigerator door, the mop handle or a pastry plate. Yesterday I gouged the pointer finger ...
matchstickcats: horseheadedfleshwizard
rachel (matchstickcats)
furniture until our visas come in, and for the time being we are without a refrigerator or air conditioner. and we are hella poor. so if anyone wants to come ...
rachel (matchstickcats)
furniture until our visas come in, and for the time being we are without a refrigerator or air conditioner. and we are hella poor. so if anyone wants to come ...
junkieonline: Not bright.
junkieonline (junkieonline)
my room and saw my Nathan kneeling on the kitchen floor, looking under the refrigerator. I asked him what he was doing and when he turned to talk to me,...
junkieonline (junkieonline)
my room and saw my Nathan kneeling on the kitchen floor, looking under the refrigerator. I asked him what he was doing and when he turned to talk to me,...
avalonianlord: Today's Trial
avalonianlord (avalonianlord)
refrigerator and tomorrow I will be finally leaving for Perk. Oh man I can't wait....
avalonianlord (avalonianlord)
refrigerator and tomorrow I will be finally leaving for Perk. Oh man I can't wait....
tiny1219: The Apartment!
tiny (tiny1219)
are some pics of the apartment. Here's the bedroom: Kitchen... small, but useful: Oven, Window, Refrigerator: We sleep in the living room... that's where the ac is. I want to make...
tiny (tiny1219)
are some pics of the apartment. Here's the bedroom: Kitchen... small, but useful: Oven, Window, Refrigerator: We sleep in the living room... that's where the ac is. I want to make...
jadedmandarin
The Trunk Gnome (jadedmandarin)
from remembering the number of stairs at night to opening the correct side of the refrigerator to get milk. When......
The Trunk Gnome (jadedmandarin)
from remembering the number of stairs at night to opening the correct side of the refrigerator to get milk. When......
warming_embrace: My New Journal!!!!
warming_embrace (warming_embrace)
refrigerator and that's just about it...lol.I've mostly just worked on my website which STILL isn't finished,it's...
warming_embrace (warming_embrace)
refrigerator and that's just about it...lol.I've mostly just worked on my website which STILL isn't finished,it's...
tickleme_helmo: Forgive me.
Rebecca (tickleme_helmo)
just to say that I don't know what to say in here. I opened the refrigerator today in a quest to find melons, and instead I found plums. I took ...
Rebecca (tickleme_helmo)
just to say that I don't know what to say in here. I opened the refrigerator today in a quest to find melons, and instead I found plums. I took ...
sweet_disaster_: Brr! It's cold in here! Must be some...frigidness? ..in the atmosphere!
sweet_disaster_ (sweet_disaster_)
refrigerator is too cold...I'm drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper slushie right now!......
sweet_disaster_ (sweet_disaster_)
refrigerator is too cold...I'm drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper slushie right now!......
tooshort4myego: I hate Los Angeles
tooshort4myego (tooshort4myego)
parking ticket from officer B. Garret (you're a whore B. Garret), I hate that my refrigerator and stove are NFG, so I can't have anything perishable or cookable, and I ...
tooshort4myego (tooshort4myego)
parking ticket from officer B. Garret (you're a whore B. Garret), I hate that my refrigerator and stove are NFG, so I can't have anything perishable or cookable, and I ...
butterflyz54 (in ferrisstate)
Annabelle (butterflyz54)
comes with the ladder and with all the screws and such. $70 1.7 cubic foot refrigerator: white..perfect for those single rooms...$30 and a 4 cubic foot refrigerator:brown..$50 Everything is used...obviously, but in ...
Annabelle (butterflyz54)
comes with the ladder and with all the screws and such. $70 1.7 cubic foot refrigerator: white..perfect for those single rooms...$30 and a 4 cubic foot refrigerator:brown..$50 Everything is used...obviously, but in ...
dopeynowhere: Ha-Ra
Dopey Nowhere (dopeynowhere)
to the bookstore, let myself in, and went back and put everything in the tiny refrigerator Ron and Maria keep......
Dopey Nowhere (dopeynowhere)
to the bookstore, let myself in, and went back and put everything in the tiny refrigerator Ron and Maria keep......
infernale
infernale (infernale)
to your face. 3. Lock your self in a room, closet, car (or refrigerator) with a tank of nitrous and open it, -- unless the room is well ...
infernale (infernale)
to your face. 3. Lock your self in a room, closet, car (or refrigerator) with a tank of nitrous and open it, -- unless the room is well ...
behindmirrors: Thingy.
Sarah (behindmirrors)
meal?People.Did leave the stove on again?Yes, and then when the pilot light on the refrigerator clicked on, her apartment blew up, thanks to the dynamite.How would survive on ...
Sarah (behindmirrors)
meal?People.Did leave the stove on again?Yes, and then when the pilot light on the refrigerator clicked on, her apartment blew up, thanks to the dynamite.How would survive on ...
iheartpaceyw
Michelle (iheartpaceyw)
when I was here having a blast but didn't actually have anything to do. My refrigerator no longer cools so I have to get someone out here to fix it from...
Michelle (iheartpaceyw)
when I was here having a blast but didn't actually have anything to do. My refrigerator no longer cools so I have to get someone out here to fix it from...
speed8ump: Whine, whine, bitch, moan...
Scott (speed8ump)
hope of getting productive work done today. Oh, and did I mention that 's refrigerator died? Maybe I should just be a farmer. It seems all of my ...
Scott (speed8ump)
hope of getting productive work done today. Oh, and did I mention that 's refrigerator died? Maybe I should just be a farmer. It seems all of my ...
shortbuscolin: in search of feline companion. meow.
shortbuscolin (shortbuscolin)
i move into an apartment next week. so thats a plus. ah to have a refrigerator and groceries. to eat whenever i so desire. i'll feel spoiled for some time. ...
shortbuscolin (shortbuscolin)
i move into an apartment next week. so thats a plus. ah to have a refrigerator and groceries. to eat whenever i so desire. i'll feel spoiled for some time. ...
miamilisa
MiamiLisa (miamilisa)
power again. Now, we have to throw out most of the food in the refrigerator becuse it has probably gone bad. Went out and surveyed soem of the ...
MiamiLisa (miamilisa)
power again. Now, we have to throw out most of the food in the refrigerator becuse it has probably gone bad. Went out and surveyed soem of the ...
jonelles
jonelles (jonelles)
Sofa 2. Bookshelf 3. thousands of videos 4. queen sized bed :) 5. T.V 6. kitchen bench 7. bathroom sink ...IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR: 1. milk 2. bacon 3. jam 4. Carrots 5. maple syrup 6. a ridiculous amount of cheese 7. soft drink ...YOU CAN'T ...
jonelles (jonelles)
Sofa 2. Bookshelf 3. thousands of videos 4. queen sized bed :) 5. T.V 6. kitchen bench 7. bathroom sink ...IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR: 1. milk 2. bacon 3. jam 4. Carrots 5. maple syrup 6. a ridiculous amount of cheese 7. soft drink ...YOU CAN'T ...
abstractcarrots: Well, that day has finally arrived..
Alisha (abstractcarrots)
and gas are shut off so there is no light or or hot water or refrigerator... we had talked about......
Alisha (abstractcarrots)
and gas are shut off so there is no light or or hot water or refrigerator... we had talked about......
mzzzunderstood
私が死ね鯨波、それから意志私は眠る。 (mzzzunderstood)
or point someone towards my profile. if you're in a comfortable home with a full refrigerator AND INTERNET ACCESS......
私が死ね鯨波、それから意志私は眠る。 (mzzzunderstood)
or point someone towards my profile. if you're in a comfortable home with a full refrigerator AND INTERNET ACCESS......
mammatrouble
troubldgal (mammatrouble)
BEST SELLER LIST You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Your Nightmares Are Real! Grandpa Gets a Casket Dad’s ...
troubldgal (mammatrouble)
BEST SELLER LIST You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Your Nightmares Are Real! Grandpa Gets a Casket Dad’s ...
lauramander: Dirge Fucktory
$atan's $ense of Humor (lauramander)
last Dirge Factory, a stack of CDs, and a painting of my face on a refrigerator magnet. Met a sweet little boy from Germany and a couple of other local ...
$atan's $ense of Humor (lauramander)
last Dirge Factory, a stack of CDs, and a painting of my face on a refrigerator magnet. Met a sweet little boy from Germany and a couple of other local ...
lainey05
lainey05 (lainey05)
am helping marisa kitty move in today and that will be fun. except carrying my refrigerator. maybe andrew beach and brian ku will see us and help. I like the internet ...
lainey05 (lainey05)
am helping marisa kitty move in today and that will be fun. except carrying my refrigerator. maybe andrew beach and brian ku will see us and help. I like the internet ...
cmpurdy: quiz and update
Cassie (cmpurdy)
another desk 5. tons and tons of books 6. playpen w/toys 7. tons and tons of DVDs ...IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR: 1. Pepsi 2. Cheese 3. Yogurt 4. sugar free juice 5. teething rings 6. ceclor 7. kethcup, mustard, etc ...YOU CAN'T LIVE ...
Cassie (cmpurdy)
another desk 5. tons and tons of books 6. playpen w/toys 7. tons and tons of DVDs ...IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR: 1. Pepsi 2. Cheese 3. Yogurt 4. sugar free juice 5. teething rings 6. ceclor 7. kethcup, mustard, etc ...YOU CAN'T LIVE ...
asphyxia_____
Get Behind Me Satan (asphyxia_____)
diet coke 2. Item directly to your right glasses case 3. What is on the front of your refrigerator? magnets, photos 4. Spicy or not spicy: not spicy 5. Favorite drink: pepsi max 6. Favorite food: rice cakes with tomato ...
Get Behind Me Satan (asphyxia_____)
diet coke 2. Item directly to your right glasses case 3. What is on the front of your refrigerator? magnets, photos 4. Spicy or not spicy: not spicy 5. Favorite drink: pepsi max 6. Favorite food: rice cakes with tomato ...
cunningminx (in ethical_sluts): Polyamory Weekly #24!
cunningminx (cunningminx)
poly cards in the offing? A taste of poly smut, facing monogamy, jealousy as a refrigerator, and a poly mission statement. Questions? Comments? Feedback? Erotica? Email minx at cunningminx@gmail.com or ...
cunningminx (cunningminx)
poly cards in the offing? A taste of poly smut, facing monogamy, jealousy as a refrigerator, and a poly mission statement. Questions? Comments? Feedback? Erotica? Email minx at cunningminx@gmail.com or ...
cunningminx (in polyfi): Polyamory Weekly #24!
cunningminx (cunningminx)
poly cards in the offing? A taste of poly smut, facing monogamy, jealousy as a refrigerator, and a poly mission statement. Questions? Comments? Feedback? Erotica? Email minx at cunningminx@gmail.com or ...
cunningminx (cunningminx)
poly cards in the offing? A taste of poly smut, facing monogamy, jealousy as a refrigerator, and a poly mission statement. Questions? Comments? Feedback? Erotica? Email minx at cunningminx@gmail.com or ...
julival: a day in the life of the office newbie
julival (julival)
mean five. i ate lunch at my desk (there is a really nice breakroom, equipped with refrigerator/freezer, microwave, coffee maker, sink, and lots of......
julival (julival)
mean five. i ate lunch at my desk (there is a really nice breakroom, equipped with refrigerator/freezer, microwave, coffee maker, sink, and lots of......
lostsoul27
Wolf Worshipper (lostsoul27)
I was helping my newest kitten, "Sidney", remove a toy mouse from underneath the refrigerator, it dawned on me. Yes, my canine and feline are wonderful, indeed. I ...
Wolf Worshipper (lostsoul27)
I was helping my newest kitten, "Sidney", remove a toy mouse from underneath the refrigerator, it dawned on me. Yes, my canine and feline are wonderful, indeed. I ...
my_blackflag
kelsey (my_blackflag)
i guess. what there was: when katie came over last year and we found pickles in my refrigerator called "sweet midgets" we thought it was so fucking funny, we laughed seriously for ...
kelsey (my_blackflag)
i guess. what there was: when katie came over last year and we found pickles in my refrigerator called "sweet midgets" we thought it was so fucking funny, we laughed seriously for ...
crystalsor: Directions: Type "[your name] is" with the quotes into a Google search, then pick out your favorite
Emily (crystalsor)
algebra, but Emily is more interested in the moonlight. Emily is horrified to find an empty refrigerator Emily is clearly......
Emily (crystalsor)
algebra, but Emily is more interested in the moonlight. Emily is horrified to find an empty refrigerator Emily is clearly......
sellinder: Just a litte break.
Sheryl (sellinder)
just about melted because although they said there was a freezer it was only a refrigerator! I helped clean the store with no air or bathroom while the power was ...
Sheryl (sellinder)
just about melted because although they said there was a freezer it was only a refrigerator! I helped clean the store with no air or bathroom while the power was ...
baybeoutcast: a warm fuzzy feeling...
baybeoutcast (baybeoutcast)
refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders...
baybeoutcast (baybeoutcast)
refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders...
atlgangstaho: Hey, let's label ourselves!
atlgangstaho (atlgangstaho)
Vans?: no Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: does stuffing 3 people in a refrigerator......
atlgangstaho (atlgangstaho)
Vans?: no Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: does stuffing 3 people in a refrigerator......
calvin_would
Waiting for Calvin (calvin_would)
I did a pretty good job making the house presentable. Well, except for that refrigerator magnet that proudly proclaims "PORN IT'S CHEAPER THAN DATING" and has the picture of ...
Waiting for Calvin (calvin_would)
I did a pretty good job making the house presentable. Well, except for that refrigerator magnet that proudly proclaims "PORN IT'S CHEAPER THAN DATING" and has the picture of ...
digitizer01
digitzer01 (digitizer01)
early birthday present is just aching to be partied with. - The beer I'm filling my refrigerator with needs to be consumed If enough people cannot make it next week we'll come ...
digitzer01 (digitizer01)
early birthday present is just aching to be partied with. - The beer I'm filling my refrigerator with needs to be consumed If enough people cannot make it next week we'll come ...
sheeponweed: I am so going to the eighth circle...
Ingred (sheeponweed)
piece of orange paper and a broken pencil. 3. What is on the front of your refrigerator: Magnets and a wipe-off board (with a ghost drawn on it). 4. Spicy or not ...
Ingred (sheeponweed)
piece of orange paper and a broken pencil. 3. What is on the front of your refrigerator: Magnets and a wipe-off board (with a ghost drawn on it). 4. Spicy or not ...
somestrange: Watch While You Eat
James (somestrange)
apocalypse I have seen yet. No, not "Maid in Manhattan" on DVD. I saw a refrigerator with a TV in it. Someone did not open a fridge and place a TV ...
James (somestrange)
apocalypse I have seen yet. No, not "Maid in Manhattan" on DVD. I saw a refrigerator with a TV in it. Someone did not open a fridge and place a TV ...
hellybelly: YOU COULD WIN!
Hoochie Minh (hellybelly)
probably the only person (if any!) who votes will receive one AMAZING item from my refrigerator and a bag of pre-owned catnip!......
Hoochie Minh (hellybelly)
probably the only person (if any!) who votes will receive one AMAZING item from my refrigerator and a bag of pre-owned catnip!......
jessiemo: Heat Seater
Jessica (jessiemo)
dates there from now on...the ante has been officially upped; you need to earn your keep. My refrigerator is filled with beer and vegetables, in preparation for the weekend. Brilliant. I got a ...
Jessica (jessiemo)
dates there from now on...the ante has been officially upped; you need to earn your keep. My refrigerator is filled with beer and vegetables, in preparation for the weekend. Brilliant. I got a ...
reaperdelamorte: My brother is an asshole. Indeed he is.
reaperdelamorte (reaperdelamorte)
refrigerator door and on the top, he had placed his money so the dollar bills fell....
reaperdelamorte (reaperdelamorte)
refrigerator door and on the top, he had placed his money so the dollar bills fell....
dumbmoose: Creative Writing Short Story
dumbmoose (dumbmoose)
the room. From her little hiding place between the kitchen counter and the old yellow refrigerator she could see her Mother’s frail body collide with the wall at an impossible ...
dumbmoose (dumbmoose)
the room. From her little hiding place between the kitchen counter and the old yellow refrigerator she could see her Mother’s frail body collide with the wall at an impossible ...
superpoohbear02
Suzy (superpoohbear02)
AIR CONDITIONER, so it is really hot in here. We lost any food in our refrigerator due to power outage and looters. Though all they stole......
Suzy (superpoohbear02)
AIR CONDITIONER, so it is really hot in here. We lost any food in our refrigerator due to power outage and looters. Though all they stole......
drstrangelove07: NO EFFIN WAY!
drstrangelove07 (drstrangelove07)
are braving the highways--and germs--tomorrow and driving in to NO to get my "work clothes," refrigerator smells be damned.) Money? CHECK (Got my FEMA money. I think it's been deposited in......
drstrangelove07 (drstrangelove07)
are braving the highways--and germs--tomorrow and driving in to NO to get my "work clothes," refrigerator smells be damned.) Money? CHECK (Got my FEMA money. I think it's been deposited in......
senatahjack
Jack (senatahjack)
a lot more concerned with getting my assignments in on time, I'm actually achieving a refrigerator-worthy grade report for the first time since the early years of elementary school. ...
Jack (senatahjack)
a lot more concerned with getting my assignments in on time, I'm actually achieving a refrigerator-worthy grade report for the first time since the early years of elementary school. ...
vintagekitten04: :.just.cuz.im.da.cool.cat.:
Tiffany (vintagekitten04)
that keep me going to 4 am king of queens:-delightfully stupid magnetic poetry:-art on a refrigerator nostalgia:-that warm fuzzy feeling. randomness:-captain random to the rescue! stargazing:-when you make a wish ...
Tiffany (vintagekitten04)
that keep me going to 4 am king of queens:-delightfully stupid magnetic poetry:-art on a refrigerator nostalgia:-that warm fuzzy feeling. randomness:-captain random to the rescue! stargazing:-when you make a wish ...
xmm_sam: Brownies
xmm_sam (xmm_sam)
the kitchens? Rogue is perched on the edge of the counter, right next to the refrigerator. The slow hum of equipment floats around from the ovens,......
xmm_sam (xmm_sam)
the kitchens? Rogue is perched on the edge of the counter, right next to the refrigerator. The slow hum of equipment floats around from the ovens,......
brad_ley_jamesh: Ham & Cheese, Domino's, Computer Class, a Drying Rack, and The Sopranos
Brad (brad_ley_jamesh)
get some rest. I've got some ham and cheese sandwiches stocked up in the refrigerator: Those things are great and they're only $1.50 at any convenience store around here. ...
Brad (brad_ley_jamesh)
get some rest. I've got some ham and cheese sandwiches stocked up in the refrigerator: Those things are great and they're only $1.50 at any convenience store around here. ...
barberry_pie: Last night funny
barberry_pie (barberry_pie)
see my girlfriend, naked, eating her apple tasty thing in the light of an open refrigerator door. The crinkling and crunching is coming from the Starbucks bag that she's ...
barberry_pie (barberry_pie)
see my girlfriend, naked, eating her apple tasty thing in the light of an open refrigerator door. The crinkling and crunching is coming from the Starbucks bag that she's ...
asampleinajar: Based on a true story
asampleinajar (asampleinajar)
he dishes away, and I was hovering around them as usual, walking over to the refrigerator every so often to play with the magnets on it. We had just eaten ...
asampleinajar (asampleinajar)
he dishes away, and I was hovering around them as usual, walking over to the refrigerator every so often to play with the magnets on it. We had just eaten ...
eggplant_urbino: on peut tuer quelqu'un en cachette... les jésuites m'ont dit
eggplant_urbino (eggplant_urbino)
learned that within me lay an invincible summer. ... I like this sheep.. and my refrigerator just started making really loud noises. See how malleable I am?......
eggplant_urbino (eggplant_urbino)
learned that within me lay an invincible summer. ... I like this sheep.. and my refrigerator just started making really loud noises. See how malleable I am?......
tiefenthaler: some writtings!
tiefenthaler (tiefenthaler)
refrigerator for years! no, fuck.. no FUCK U! I take off the lid, I give the shit a...
tiefenthaler (tiefenthaler)
refrigerator for years! no, fuck.. no FUCK U! I take off the lid, I give the shit a...
deathbyafeather: Children's Books That Never Made It.....
Olga The Destroyer (deathbyafeather)
Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15.......
Olga The Destroyer (deathbyafeather)
Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15.......
singr1885
singr1885 (singr1885)
refrigerator off at work yesterday afternoon because there were some not too pleasant smells radiating out...
singr1885 (singr1885)
refrigerator off at work yesterday afternoon because there were some not too pleasant smells radiating out...
onlyunjeu
Joe (onlyunjeu)
ultimate goal, thus far, has been accomplished. I got my senior pictures hung up on the refrigerator, right next to my brother and sisters photos. While I didn't actually have to do ...
Joe (onlyunjeu)
ultimate goal, thus far, has been accomplished. I got my senior pictures hung up on the refrigerator, right next to my brother and sisters photos. While I didn't actually have to do ...
shiftyeyedbaby: Portfolio Piece number dos
shiftyeyedbaby (shiftyeyedbaby)
to drink all that water? Boy, am I thirsty.” Kevin walked over to the refrigerator in a daze and opened it to find only two cans of soda and a...
shiftyeyedbaby (shiftyeyedbaby)
to drink all that water? Boy, am I thirsty.” Kevin walked over to the refrigerator in a daze and opened it to find only two cans of soda and a...
corymeister: JOURNAL OF DOOM!
corymeister (corymeister)
we built lots of stuff on it for the game. We built a giant refrigerator and cannons. We built jail cells, houses, monsters and all sorts of stuff. ...
corymeister (corymeister)
we built lots of stuff on it for the game. We built a giant refrigerator and cannons. We built jail cells, houses, monsters and all sorts of stuff. ...
moomoomama: Joy for emotional breakdowns.
BigMoo (moomoomama)
dog. I don't give a shit about yours." --Ron White "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm ...
BigMoo (moomoomama)
dog. I don't give a shit about yours." --Ron White "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm ...
breakingmybak
i could be your heroin (breakingmybak)
of a vacuum. You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'. Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator when you were growing up.......
i could be your heroin (breakingmybak)
of a vacuum. You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'. Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator when you were growing up.......
laurs74: Missing you afterall.
laurs74 (laurs74)
refrigerator stops, and suddenly it's quiet. I never noticed the ceilings were so low, I never saw all...
laurs74 (laurs74)
refrigerator stops, and suddenly it's quiet. I never noticed the ceilings were so low, I never saw all...
my_neck: In your honor, Michael.
a . r u d d (my_neck)
Yes, I have performed the magic underneath that car over there and also in the refrigerator. I actually had to get the magic cleaned off of the ceiling. And now, ...
a . r u d d (my_neck)
Yes, I have performed the magic underneath that car over there and also in the refrigerator. I actually had to get the magic cleaned off of the ceiling. And now, ...
bozone
bozone (bozone)
the sides. The bookshelves ponder thoughts And tell them to the stove. You are what you eat Intones the refrigerator. In the background the speakers Warp time while the radio Pretends time doesn't exist. Out of synch with ...
bozone (bozone)
the sides. The bookshelves ponder thoughts And tell them to the stove. You are what you eat Intones the refrigerator. In the background the speakers Warp time while the radio Pretends time doesn't exist. Out of synch with ...
ljless_mike: Disappointed
ljless_mike (ljless_mike)
the "contact" button is gone from my web site and that my rant calling for refrigerator pics is gone. Here's why: although many of you sent in some really nice ...
ljless_mike (ljless_mike)
the "contact" button is gone from my web site and that my rant calling for refrigerator pics is gone. Here's why: although many of you sent in some really nice ...
bloodyoranges
bloodyoranges (bloodyoranges)
money at the gas station store. I felt rather parched so I went to the refrigerator to grab a "Nes-Quick" (ah, so delicious!) as I reached for the little bottle ...
bloodyoranges (bloodyoranges)
money at the gas station store. I felt rather parched so I went to the refrigerator to grab a "Nes-Quick" (ah, so delicious!) as I reached for the little bottle ...
stephen_grey: god bless the drugs in all my heart.
stephen_grey (stephen_grey)
refrigerator, the crisper is full. The meat drawer is overflowing with rotten hams, turkeys, and cheeses,...
stephen_grey (stephen_grey)
refrigerator, the crisper is full. The meat drawer is overflowing with rotten hams, turkeys, and cheeses,...
deepfry
Deepfry (deepfry)
is ken kesey's daughter. how cool is that! regardless, she still needs to replace the refrigerator. unless it was, like, ken kesey's in which case i'll keep it...even if it is...
Deepfry (deepfry)
is ken kesey's daughter. how cool is that! regardless, she still needs to replace the refrigerator. unless it was, like, ken kesey's in which case i'll keep it...even if it is...
fireflyfaery: *click*
Lara (fireflyfaery)
a misleading feeling, but help, I'm sticking to it for now. I have a working refrigerator. I have the correct number of refrigerators. My Dad came over and didn't crack ...
Lara (fireflyfaery)
a misleading feeling, but help, I'm sticking to it for now. I have a working refrigerator. I have the correct number of refrigerators. My Dad came over and didn't crack ...
esquire20: House closing in one week!!
Sparky (esquire20)
This'll be the first house that belongs to me. I have to buy a refrigerator and somehow come up with a chainlink fence before winter sets in, but it's ...
Sparky (esquire20)
This'll be the first house that belongs to me. I have to buy a refrigerator and somehow come up with a chainlink fence before winter sets in, but it's ...
qafhaven: 030. Death
qafhaven (qafhaven)
characters) belong to the creators Hunter placed a single egg on the top shelf of the refrigerator. "I’ll be right back!" he called through the house. "My stupid fucking egg is ...
qafhaven (qafhaven)
characters) belong to the creators Hunter placed a single egg on the top shelf of the refrigerator. "I’ll be right back!" he called through the house. "My stupid fucking egg is ...
umbrazero: Sleep deprivation at its peak!
Umbra Zero (umbrazero)
realizing he had nothing to drink with his sandwich he moves slowly to the refrigerator door and opens it to get a Pepsi(tm). The light does not come o...
Umbra Zero (umbrazero)
realizing he had nothing to drink with his sandwich he moves slowly to the refrigerator door and opens it to get a Pepsi(tm). The light does not come o...
You Know You're a Pothead When...
Project_Revolution (twister6284)
N' Out Burger more than 8 times a week. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are ...
Project_Revolution (twister6284)
N' Out Burger more than 8 times a week. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are ...
myq_kootz: Sick Day
Coutts (myq_kootz)
culinary breakthrough. I invented something delicious. All of the food in our refrigerator seemed boring, plus I was sick of the same food every day. So I...
Coutts (myq_kootz)
culinary breakthrough. I invented something delicious. All of the food in our refrigerator seemed boring, plus I was sick of the same food every day. So I...
shaunw1: Still losing, but tired
Shaun Wright (shaunw1)
that are totally taking over. As a result, I come home and just raid the refrigerator. I suppose I'm going to have to go back to focusing on exercise ...
Shaun Wright (shaunw1)
that are totally taking over. As a result, I come home and just raid the refrigerator. I suppose I'm going to have to go back to focusing on exercise ...
sunnytomorrow: New roommate!
Koby Osikowicz (sunnytomorrow)
meet him! I've been cleaning all afternoon, straightening everything up, making room in the refrigerator for anything he's bringing, and making a big welcome banner. I also moved all my...
Koby Osikowicz (sunnytomorrow)
meet him! I've been cleaning all afternoon, straightening everything up, making room in the refrigerator for anything he's bringing, and making a big welcome banner. I also moved all my...
ms_yoon
ms_yoon (ms_yoon)
ople ever. i witnessed her fall off a chair and bang her head in to a refrigerator and yelp " im in the wolf pack " . Andrew cracking up and ...
ms_yoon (ms_yoon)
ople ever. i witnessed her fall off a chair and bang her head in to a refrigerator and yelp " im in the wolf pack " . Andrew cracking up and ...
worldbanddxer: Astronomy, et al
worldbanddxer (worldbanddxer)
t cameras? And, on antoher subject entirely, my back hurts...and i think, therefore i have a refrigerator. Remember, kids...Its not what your country does for you, it's what you give to ...
worldbanddxer (worldbanddxer)
t cameras? And, on antoher subject entirely, my back hurts...and i think, therefore i have a refrigerator. Remember, kids...Its not what your country does for you, it's what you give to ...
dee8687: Home again...
Dixie Jean (dee8687)
come to the realization that men cannot for themselves. Do you know what's in his refrigerator? Potato salad, some milk, some......
Dixie Jean (dee8687)
come to the realization that men cannot for themselves. Do you know what's in his refrigerator? Potato salad, some milk, some......
thecriminalcop
the criminal cop (thecriminalcop)
ing and exchanging of words that I couldn’t understand from her. She then slammed the refrigerator door and one of the magnetic angles fell and broke. She didn’t notice and ...
the criminal cop (thecriminalcop)
ing and exchanging of words that I couldn’t understand from her. She then slammed the refrigerator door and one of the magnetic angles fell and broke. She didn’t notice and ...
zandimonious: Internet
Andrew (zandimonious)
I should report. When I first returned to my home, we did not have a refrigerator, internet access (though we did pick up a wireless signal from a neighbor), cable ...
Andrew (zandimonious)
I should report. When I first returned to my home, we did not have a refrigerator, internet access (though we did pick up a wireless signal from a neighbor), cable ...
itayist: Such update shall I give.
itayist (itayist)
cancelled due to copyright infringment. Still no car license. My math teacher died this week. And my refrigerator broke down. On the other hand, I'm back to my old D&D3E campaign, My creative juices are...
itayist (itayist)
cancelled due to copyright infringment. Still no car license. My math teacher died this week. And my refrigerator broke down. On the other hand, I'm back to my old D&D3E campaign, My creative juices are...
brennypants: Progress report.
brennypants (brennypants)
Mousse didn't set up right. It could have just needed more time in the refrigerator, but it was just too liquidy. I figure I got a B on the Fina...
brennypants (brennypants)
Mousse didn't set up right. It could have just needed more time in the refrigerator, but it was just too liquidy. I figure I got a B on the Fina...
melodyrider: Puzzling behavior
Anything but Joey (melodyrider)
what I've seen or heard reports on are quite baffling. Be warned, if you find office refrigerator politics frustrating, this may touch a nerve or two. For starters, some have......
Anything but Joey (melodyrider)
what I've seen or heard reports on are quite baffling. Be warned, if you find office refrigerator politics frustrating, this may touch a nerve or two. For starters, some have......
wandatinasky: the evening rantings.
wandatinasky (wandatinasky)
wall all of it's own. she glowed, momentarily, illuminated by light of match, light of refrigerator opened and a small smile spread across her face. glowing...
wandatinasky (wandatinasky)
wall all of it's own. she glowed, momentarily, illuminated by light of match, light of refrigerator opened and a small smile spread across her face. glowing...
zephyrgirl: Life offers very few absolutions
zephyrgirl (zephyrgirl)
hard and frustrating business. I have this really strong urge to paint my refrigerator door or my dog whos name is jade. My hands kind of creep me out....
zephyrgirl (zephyrgirl)
hard and frustrating business. I have this really strong urge to paint my refrigerator door or my dog whos name is jade. My hands kind of creep me out....
xmr_rogue: Rahne: Log
Rogue (xmr_rogue)
day. The appliances are all state-of-the-art, done up in glossy black. A huge side-by-side refrigerator is set against one wall, counters either side of it with cupboards above. Into the...
Rogue (xmr_rogue)
day. The appliances are all state-of-the-art, done up in glossy black. A huge side-by-side refrigerator is set against one wall, counters either side of it with cupboards above. Into the...
malignantcoil: What a new year... again,
Chantel (malignantcoil)
t that well. The little things are upsetting sometimes like when you look into your refrigerator and realize that you have a whole gallon of milk that expired today and ...
Chantel (malignantcoil)
t that well. The little things are upsetting sometimes like when you look into your refrigerator and realize that you have a whole gallon of milk that expired today and ...
goodtwin02: Got my fill of babies!
goodtwin02 (goodtwin02)
made me laugh after he left, when I found some of his legos in the refrigerator. I'm not quite sure how they ended up in there but I have ...
goodtwin02 (goodtwin02)
made me laugh after he left, when I found some of his legos in the refrigerator. I'm not quite sure how they ended up in there but I have ...
baddaymonkey: 5:30am to you, 2:30pm to me
baddaymonkey (baddaymonkey)
"appartment" is not really that, i'm living in a room with a shower and a refrigerator in it... my parents say I can look for another place, but everyone says ...
baddaymonkey (baddaymonkey)
"appartment" is not really that, i'm living in a room with a shower and a refrigerator in it... my parents say I can look for another place, but everyone says ...
vinylfiend
vinylfiend (vinylfiend)
interesting. im not really dependant on any of them it seems. though having a refrigerator would have been nice, to like keep food coldish so it doesnt go badish. ...
vinylfiend (vinylfiend)
interesting. im not really dependant on any of them it seems. though having a refrigerator would have been nice, to like keep food coldish so it doesnt go badish. ...
tech_n_tard: 04 January
tech_n_tard (tech_n_tard)
kind of like miracle whip but you can leave a miracle baby out of the refrigerator longer......
tech_n_tard (tech_n_tard)
kind of like miracle whip but you can leave a miracle baby out of the refrigerator longer......
antivirus33: Antique Style Refrigerator, refrigerator, Big-Refr
antivirus33 (antivirus33)
Refrigerator for free! refrigerator at Big-Refrigerator-Guide.info is gigantic and constantly updating and growing. More info on Antique Style Refrigerator......
antivirus33 (antivirus33)
Refrigerator for free! refrigerator at Big-Refrigerator-Guide.info is gigantic and constantly updating and growing. More info on Antique Style Refrigerator......
blockycurvature (in lawfulorder): Case 001: Search Location: Victim's Apt.
Ori (blockycurvature)
a TV and couch in the living area, a bed and wardrobe in the bedroom, refrigerator and stovetop in the kitchen, etc. (Example: Player: Goren walks into the bedroom and starts looking ...
Ori (blockycurvature)
a TV and couch in the living area, a bed and wardrobe in the bedroom, refrigerator and stovetop in the kitchen, etc. (Example: Player: Goren walks into the bedroom and starts looking ...
prplpens: Listen Closely
prplpens (prplpens)
so good echoing in my ears. right now i hear a lot of humming (refrigerator) and whirring (laptop) punctuated by the clanging of my wind chimes being tossed around ...
prplpens (prplpens)
so good echoing in my ears. right now i hear a lot of humming (refrigerator) and whirring (laptop) punctuated by the clanging of my wind chimes being tossed around ...
mr_mitten: Hehehe... LJ
mr_mitten (mr_mitten)
1988 (thanks Ryan), I'm trying to get something to drink from the fridge. In our refrigerator we always had two plastic pitchers filled with juice. One of these pitchers was ...
mr_mitten (mr_mitten)
1988 (thanks Ryan), I'm trying to get something to drink from the fridge. In our refrigerator we always had two plastic pitchers filled with juice. One of these pitchers was ...
bishka_baby: Drunken Wrestlers
bishka_baby (bishka_baby)
bar. Back at the apartment the two stumbling drunks began to wrestle. This involved the refrigerator flying out of place, pecan shells flinging themselves across the den, and......
bishka_baby (bishka_baby)
bar. Back at the apartment the two stumbling drunks began to wrestle. This involved the refrigerator flying out of place, pecan shells flinging themselves across the den, and......
emerald_fae
emerald_fae (emerald_fae)
Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of......
emerald_fae (emerald_fae)
Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of......
cobaltium: Drool
Defender of the Apostrophe (cobaltium)
refrigerator comes into view. CushBlob FatPants: "...ice cream." The Slim and the Athletic: "What? What did you...
Defender of the Apostrophe (cobaltium)
refrigerator comes into view. CushBlob FatPants: "...ice cream." The Slim and the Athletic: "What? What did you...
wetzel: whoops
Alex (wetzel)
giant letters on the side. poor mailroom keeping my sweatpants, tea, and cutting board in the refrigerator.......
Alex (wetzel)
giant letters on the side. poor mailroom keeping my sweatpants, tea, and cutting board in the refrigerator.......
russellb
RussellB (russellb)
you'd need to pick one of the larger branches), and without even requiring a working refrigerator: 25lb bag of dried pinto beans for $8.99 10lb bag of (basmati) brown rice for $9.99: ...
RussellB (russellb)
you'd need to pick one of the larger branches), and without even requiring a working refrigerator: 25lb bag of dried pinto beans for $8.99 10lb bag of (basmati) brown rice for $9.99: ...
rubyfridays: Kellogs Pop Tarts
rubyfridays (rubyfridays)
refrigerator. Cherry tops my list! Blueberry, double chocolate, french toast, apple and strawberry come in second. :)......
rubyfridays (rubyfridays)
refrigerator. Cherry tops my list! Blueberry, double chocolate, french toast, apple and strawberry come in second. :)......
crackityjones51: Now here's all right
Crack Crack, Crackity Jones, woo ut woout! (crackityjones51)
first journey alone in the city, all systems go. The next mission: clean the refrigerator which came with ben and jerrys, a slurpie, and some other things I don't ...
Crack Crack, Crackity Jones, woo ut woout! (crackityjones51)
first journey alone in the city, all systems go. The next mission: clean the refrigerator which came with ben and jerrys, a slurpie, and some other things I don't ...
vaseline_love: if you ask me "are you okay?" i will break down and cry
ASHLEY is RAD (vaseline_love)
the menu. sometimes i clean. sometimes i think too much. and it makes me paranoid and cry in the refrigerator. mostly i complain even though, i have fun with {most of the} people there. 9 more {school} ...
ASHLEY is RAD (vaseline_love)
the menu. sometimes i clean. sometimes i think too much. and it makes me paranoid and cry in the refrigerator. mostly i complain even though, i have fun with {most of the} people there. 9 more {school} ...
zephyr_song: Rutabaga
Zephyr (zephyr_song)
with a suprising ability to avoid being eaten. I found one on top of the refrigerator with little green leaves sprouting out of the two little "eyes" it appears to ...
Zephyr (zephyr_song)
with a suprising ability to avoid being eaten. I found one on top of the refrigerator with little green leaves sprouting out of the two little "eyes" it appears to ...
hachface
Mike H. (hachface)
something edible. They found stale cereal, party crackers dating back to Christmas, and a refrigerator populated with mayonnaise and ketchup bottles. In desperation they......
Mike H. (hachface)
something edible. They found stale cereal, party crackers dating back to Christmas, and a refrigerator populated with mayonnaise and ketchup bottles. In desperation they......
princess_saraj: I HATE wednesdays
Sara (princess_saraj)
already), stumble downstairs, and grab a soda (and yes, i said soda) from the refrigerator and plop down in my desk chair for my 8 AM shift. I then stare at...
Sara (princess_saraj)
already), stumble downstairs, and grab a soda (and yes, i said soda) from the refrigerator and plop down in my desk chair for my 8 AM shift. I then stare at...
failurebydesine: The Mold Scene
V I N N Y (failurebydesine)
refrigerator was unplugged before i left for break...and an old container of milk...an open bottle of...
V I N N Y (failurebydesine)
refrigerator was unplugged before i left for break...and an old container of milk...an open bottle of...
rebelmuse: Forgive me father for I have sined, it's been 13 years since my last confession
Vic (rebelmuse)
refrigerator still sounds at night Just to pass the time away Keeps working, no one needs it When it's...
Vic (rebelmuse)
refrigerator still sounds at night Just to pass the time away Keeps working, no one needs it When it's...
silera
i am a fish (silera)
refrigerator hoping to find just 3 bottles of wine, but ti my surprise, there was a...
i am a fish (silera)
refrigerator hoping to find just 3 bottles of wine, but ti my surprise, there was a...
gouka_nezumi: more updates on my ass condition
gouka_nezumi (gouka_nezumi)
refrigerator, The door is closed, The lights are out, And the butter's getting hard. What a splendid pie, Pizza-pizza pie, Every minute,...
gouka_nezumi (gouka_nezumi)
refrigerator, The door is closed, The lights are out, And the butter's getting hard. What a splendid pie, Pizza-pizza pie, Every minute,...
kindofanonymous
kindofanonymous (kindofanonymous)
takes place in the family’s kitchen, where a fly finds its leg caught in the refrigerator door. The clip......
kindofanonymous (kindofanonymous)
takes place in the family’s kitchen, where a fly finds its leg caught in the refrigerator door. The clip......
jerrifergussen: My favorite nun
jerrifergussen (jerrifergussen)
refrigerator and proceeded to attempt to break it into two halves with my bare hands. ...
jerrifergussen (jerrifergussen)
refrigerator and proceeded to attempt to break it into two halves with my bare hands. ...
the1withtheeyes
The One With the Eyes (the1withtheeyes)
why would I clean you.' It's loudest from the couch. I can hear the damned refrigerator, picking away at my brain, reminding me I'm alone. I suppose I've come used ...
The One With the Eyes (the1withtheeyes)
why would I clean you.' It's loudest from the couch. I can hear the damned refrigerator, picking away at my brain, reminding me I'm alone. I suppose I've come used ...
bluebottlebutte
bluebottlebutterfly (bluebottlebutte)
taking in the Comedy Central standup countdown thing.... Found a Skor bar in the refrigerator just now. I think the last time I bought a Skor bar was when band...
bluebottlebutterfly (bluebottlebutte)
taking in the Comedy Central standup countdown thing.... Found a Skor bar in the refrigerator just now. I think the last time I bought a Skor bar was when band...
alfredprufrockj
Alfie (alfredprufrockj)
The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the ...
Alfie (alfredprufrockj)
The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the ...
robo_tom: pharisee moment
Tom (robo_tom)
I thought of something really legalistic "does food automatically become unblessed once it enters the refrigerator?... like if you have a meal that is blessed... when you put it in the...
Tom (robo_tom)
I thought of something really legalistic "does food automatically become unblessed once it enters the refrigerator?... like if you have a meal that is blessed... when you put it in the...
bigdenbear: Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
SantiagoBear (bigdenbear)
status symbol land. Another day with not much accomplished. I woke up to find that the refrigerator door had been standing open all night. I hate when that happens. Got my W2 ...
SantiagoBear (bigdenbear)
status symbol land. Another day with not much accomplished. I woke up to find that the refrigerator door had been standing open all night. I hate when that happens. Got my W2 ...
spacklegeek: I bring you...
Spackle (spacklegeek)
Gods Who Make Much Better Desserts. Christmas passed. The Fruitcake lived a cautious life in our refrigerator. New Year's passed. The Fruitcake believed it might survive unscathed. The First Day ...
Spackle (spacklegeek)
Gods Who Make Much Better Desserts. Christmas passed. The Fruitcake lived a cautious life in our refrigerator. New Year's passed. The Fruitcake believed it might survive unscathed. The First Day ...
in_sidious
in_sidious (in_sidious)
were to be dropped from. Four magnets of varying strengths were tested; these were standard refrigerator magnets of generally low, but different, strengths: 5.57, 4.61, 0.44, and 0.33 Teslas respectively. ...
in_sidious (in_sidious)
were to be dropped from. Four magnets of varying strengths were tested; these were standard refrigerator magnets of generally low, but different, strengths: 5.57, 4.61, 0.44, and 0.33 Teslas respectively. ...
qshoe1989: Poem For You
qshoe1989 (qshoe1989)
anders once more, -hard to stop thinking about you Searching for an evening snack, My eyes roam the refrigerator settling on the cheddar cheese, I only eat sharp, never the mild, -hard to stop thinking ...
qshoe1989 (qshoe1989)
anders once more, -hard to stop thinking about you Searching for an evening snack, My eyes roam the refrigerator settling on the cheddar cheese, I only eat sharp, never the mild, -hard to stop thinking ...
temperance14: We need an Exquisite Corpse...
temperance14 (temperance14)
refrigerator magnet words. Give me, in short sentences, answers/response/creamy fillings to the following: If I could __________ I would __________ and ___________ until ____________. Thank you. OK, don't all rush at once.......
temperance14 (temperance14)
refrigerator magnet words. Give me, in short sentences, answers/response/creamy fillings to the following: If I could __________ I would __________ and ___________ until ____________. Thank you. OK, don't all rush at once.......
yulan: Boring day
yulan (yulan)
time to eat lunch but nothing was left in the table so that I searched refrigerator to find some food that was left before. However, the food which my mother ...
yulan (yulan)
time to eat lunch but nothing was left in the table so that I searched refrigerator to find some food that was left before. However, the food which my mother ...
neosnaps
Snap$ (neosnaps)
refrigerator and grabbed a coke? but you didn't know that this was the coke that...
Snap$ (neosnaps)
refrigerator and grabbed a coke? but you didn't know that this was the coke that...
gabbachoo: Hello all!
gabbachoo (gabbachoo)
between those activities. The cousin spawn and her entourage are finally gone after two months of refrigerator-emptying, snooping and needless gossip. Moo is finally allowed out of his pen (rabbit-mansion) again. ...
gabbachoo (gabbachoo)
between those activities. The cousin spawn and her entourage are finally gone after two months of refrigerator-emptying, snooping and needless gossip. Moo is finally allowed out of his pen (rabbit-mansion) again. ...
foundmyplace
april (foundmyplace)
self contro, i really do...just not with you. I have three 40's in my mini refrigerator.. Make this weekend great.......
april (foundmyplace)
self contro, i really do...just not with you. I have three 40's in my mini refrigerator.. Make this weekend great.......
garnettrees: Like Anya, I have Bunny Issues
Meredith Bronwen Mallory (garnettrees)
Over-Ambitious Clex Bunny of Doom? Hmmm? *tries to whack Carol, who's out of reach, sitting on the refrigerator and laughing her arse off* ... can we cancel February, or something? ^_~;;; -Meredith......
Meredith Bronwen Mallory (garnettrees)
Over-Ambitious Clex Bunny of Doom? Hmmm? *tries to whack Carol, who's out of reach, sitting on the refrigerator and laughing her arse off* ... can we cancel February, or something? ^_~;;; -Meredith......
cooper_reese: Out of sorts and off routine
Cooper Reese (cooper_reese)
wanted something warm and maybe a bit salty. I found some eggs in the refrigerator and cracked......
Cooper Reese (cooper_reese)
wanted something warm and maybe a bit salty. I found some eggs in the refrigerator and cracked......
ylielihan: What a way to start my work week
ylielihan (ylielihan)
refrigerator for whatever breakfast I could hijack--half a ham and cheese croissant, two slices of yellow...
ylielihan (ylielihan)
refrigerator for whatever breakfast I could hijack--half a ham and cheese croissant, two slices of yellow...
efrit: "I feel pretty and witty and gay"
Samantha (efrit)
refrigerator has soda, pizza, beer perhaps. In mine, there are . That was taken last week. The...
Samantha (efrit)
refrigerator has soda, pizza, beer perhaps. In mine, there are . That was taken last week. The...
cattnip
cattnip (cattnip)
costs (which means more cash for those things I will need right away like a refrigerator and not going into credit card debt to get them) 2. I'm a very ...
cattnip (cattnip)
costs (which means more cash for those things I will need right away like a refrigerator and not going into credit card debt to get them) 2. I'm a very ...
inkwrat
inkwrat (inkwrat)
refrigerator? That's one of the ones that just showed up there one day, but it's been...
inkwrat (inkwrat)
refrigerator? That's one of the ones that just showed up there one day, but it's been...
sam_sheezy (in seattlebuysell): Lookin' for a sexy place to call home?
Don't fuck with the PIMP CREW! (sam_sheezy)
Olive) in the Park Summit Condominiums. Contains all appliances, including brand new stainless steel dishwasher, refrigerator, and hood vent. Matching stainless steel oven and stove. New garbage disposal. Stackable washer and...
Don't fuck with the PIMP CREW! (sam_sheezy)
Olive) in the Park Summit Condominiums. Contains all appliances, including brand new stainless steel dishwasher, refrigerator, and hood vent. Matching stainless steel oven and stove. New garbage disposal. Stackable washer and...
karolja: Toy Soldiers: Go When I Am Lost (PG)
Seen And Unseen (karolja)
space next to the stove, smile fading only a little. “I believe the new refrigerator will be here by next week. Downstairs in the basement—“ a door on ...
Seen And Unseen (karolja)
space next to the stove, smile fading only a little. “I believe the new refrigerator will be here by next week. Downstairs in the basement—“ a door on ...
idontgetpeople
Miss. Blake (idontgetpeople)
like Yoshi's except more food and less expensive..... and I have it in my mini refrigerator just wanting to be eaten, but my fricken......
Miss. Blake (idontgetpeople)
like Yoshi's except more food and less expensive..... and I have it in my mini refrigerator just wanting to be eaten, but my fricken......
retc: It's a real home!
retc (retc)
Refrigerator was delivered yesterday. Took some convincing and bribery to get the delivery people to...
retc (retc)
Refrigerator was delivered yesterday. Took some convincing and bribery to get the delivery people to...
bix02138: welcome to lapland
bix02138 (bix02138)
need to go to work to retrieve as tray of freakishly wonderful cheeses from the refrigerator (monday morning, people will need that space for bologna sandwiches, yogurt with pellets of ...
bix02138 (bix02138)
need to go to work to retrieve as tray of freakishly wonderful cheeses from the refrigerator (monday morning, people will need that space for bologna sandwiches, yogurt with pellets of ...
blondbylaw
Livvy (blondbylaw)
hair you know i dont speak spanish! in english please... what? you pooped in the refrigerator? and you ate the entire wheel of cheese? thats -- im not even mad --...
Livvy (blondbylaw)
hair you know i dont speak spanish! in english please... what? you pooped in the refrigerator? and you ate the entire wheel of cheese? thats -- im not even mad --...
weylin527: valentine's day...
Weylin Fairchild (weylin527)
some due to my lack of knowledge about flowers and that they belong in the refrigerator, lol. anyways, i think i'll make it up to her, somehow, has to ...
Weylin Fairchild (weylin527)
some due to my lack of knowledge about flowers and that they belong in the refrigerator, lol. anyways, i think i'll make it up to her, somehow, has to ...
aquaaries75: Am i going insane?
Lauren (aquaaries75)
afraid of me. Let me ask you, what does reindeer feet on a roof, a refrigerator, a heater, a person taking a shower, a dryer, rain and thighs slapping together ...
Lauren (aquaaries75)
afraid of me. Let me ask you, what does reindeer feet on a roof, a refrigerator, a heater, a person taking a shower, a dryer, rain and thighs slapping together ...
sherlock_watson: Cuisin-Art
sherlock_watson (sherlock_watson)
kitchen around. I think it should look interesting. She wants to put the refrigerator by where the microwave is, and turn the oven 90° to the right. ...
sherlock_watson (sherlock_watson)
kitchen around. I think it should look interesting. She wants to put the refrigerator by where the microwave is, and turn the oven 90° to the right. ...
joy_incarnate: Acts of pure Genius
joy_incarnate (joy_incarnate)
glance into the open door and the little girls mom closes Fred's head in the refrigerator door. "I'm stuck!! Let me out!!" Fred pulls violently against the jam with ...
joy_incarnate (joy_incarnate)
glance into the open door and the little girls mom closes Fred's head in the refrigerator door. "I'm stuck!! Let me out!!" Fred pulls violently against the jam with ...
mouseworks: Laughing out loud
mouseworks (mouseworks)
and I don't know how many to go. They've made a nest in the refrigerator insulation. I suspect that when I get paid for the novel, I should ...
mouseworks (mouseworks)
and I don't know how many to go. They've made a nest in the refrigerator insulation. I suspect that when I get paid for the novel, I should ...
xfairy_kittyx
xfairy_kittyx (xfairy_kittyx)
at 9:45 + shower + making a rebuttal "announcement" to the note my mother left of the refrigerator. + banana pancakes and strawberry waffles at C's for breakfast + Wal-Mart to buy Rent and ...
xfairy_kittyx (xfairy_kittyx)
at 9:45 + shower + making a rebuttal "announcement" to the note my mother left of the refrigerator. + banana pancakes and strawberry waffles at C's for breakfast + Wal-Mart to buy Rent and ...
pisces_23
AdRiAnA*___ (pisces_23)
my laundry before it gets cold and wrinkled... I still post my report card on the refrigerator door. who will i become? I do wanna move forward though.Move out. Leave the city. Make ...
AdRiAnA*___ (pisces_23)
my laundry before it gets cold and wrinkled... I still post my report card on the refrigerator door. who will i become? I do wanna move forward though.Move out. Leave the city. Make ...
talinjatheninja
talinjatheninja (talinjatheninja)
more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are ...
talinjatheninja (talinjatheninja)
more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are ...
cathy_85: World's most annoying email!
cathy_85 (cathy_85)
UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open......
cathy_85 (cathy_85)
UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open......
mistressindi: will you still need me, will you still feed me
indi (mistressindi)
nice girl and send me pictures at christmas so i can stick them to my refrigerator. Ceeg: *giggle* ... Ceeg: and now Katie wants to know if we're getting back together. CAN'T ...
indi (mistressindi)
nice girl and send me pictures at christmas so i can stick them to my refrigerator. Ceeg: *giggle* ... Ceeg: and now Katie wants to know if we're getting back together. CAN'T ...
cc_volunteer: A cold story.
cc_volunteer (cc_volunteer)
refrigerator, but I kept putting it of. But now I had to, because someone didn't close...
cc_volunteer (cc_volunteer)
refrigerator, but I kept putting it of. But now I had to, because someone didn't close...
biophile6: More unbelievables
Biophile (biophile6)
yourself as an LJ friend. So I did. I love me. And Seen in Best Buy: 2) Refrigerator with TV in the door Do we really need that? 3) Plantronics headset with sparkly star ...
Biophile (biophile6)
yourself as an LJ friend. So I did. I love me. And Seen in Best Buy: 2) Refrigerator with TV in the door Do we really need that? 3) Plantronics headset with sparkly star ...