Q-Tip

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soschech
I NEED A HERO! (soschech)
all that's on it is A.C. Newman, A Flock of Seagulls, New Order, Nirvana, Q-Tip and The Pharcyde. Hahah oh well! I think I'm going to go drink some...
woodpigeon: muthafuckin' ow.
woodpigeon (woodpigeon)
this. the next time YOUR doctor tells you, "i'm just going to insert this 8-inch q-tip into the head of your penis and it might just sting real quick for a...
redniss: 'Bout damn time
Idle words (redniss)
color? This guy Justin I know is VERY TALL. I had it coming. We couldn't find Wendall a Q-tip. I have no idea who this chick is. ......
tvsnick: Summer Sonic Schedule
ニックちゃん (tvsnick)
the Radio (14:05, Intex 4) The Arcade Fire (14:50, Intext 5) M.I.A. (15:55, Zepp) The Roots (18:15, Zepp) Q-Tip (19:45, Zepp) I had to make some tough decisions. For example, I chose to see Bloc...
justuptight: Word of Advice
Perry, eh? (justuptight)
dom: 1. Take two stuffed animals. Put them aside. 2. Turn up some rap music. Stuff like Q-Tip, R Kelly collabos, Nelly are best. Shit to dance to. 3. Start making animals freak ...
_by_starlight_: annoyance
_by_starlight_ (_by_starlight_)
lj. ergh! i'm dumb...now to go get ready for work. *stabs self in ear with q-tip*......
maymay5: poodle poodle poodle!
Megan (maymay5)
and dried a standard poodle with dread locks! It was so cool! Ya know that Q-tip fluff thing poodles normally have on the top of their heads? Well, this guy ...
ladyshara: Ahem
Shara (ladyshara)
dry nshide ur mout?), en pply eh earwacksh-colred shit o eh shore it a Q-tip. En old my ower ip out to ry eh shpot or 60 shecinds. Hensh ee...
superdeeduperu: umm
superdeeduperu (superdeeduperu)
handle? Am I just not dumb enough for you? Am I not 5'2 and small like like a q-tip enough for you? O but when I'm there It's all good because then I am there with ...
chanpuppy: Belly button badness
Chan (chanpuppy)
could be rank, huh? No one tells me these things! Anyhow, after a bit of q-tip fucking my belly button with some hydrogen peroxide, it smells like nice clean Chan ...
almightysim: Takeshi Kaga loves bell peppers!
almightysim (almightysim)
me a minor bit infected, kinda like a canker. So after Listerbombing it (taking a Q-tip, dipping it in Listerine, and jamming it in the hole. Hurts like bajesus but ...
therealmc: NYC NIGGA!!!
this is real life (therealmc)
we didn't shop that much, and we didn't see anything really noteworthy, except maybe q-tip at a crosswalk. but this weekend restored my faith in guys, and summer. no more...
missnickers: Playing Catch Up
Nicole (Nikki, Nickers, Smokin' Hot Nic, etc ;) (missnickers)
moments this weekend when I, somehow, managed to get the cotton end of a q-tip lodged and stuck in my ear canal. It just came off the q-tip,...
cutenshy69
Jules (cutenshy69)
is the best!    Random Homer quotes Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will... If you really want s...
disse_alguem: Power Surges
disse_alguem (disse_alguem)
long. She always makes me laugh like no other. Shovin a dirty q-tip in my face.. I dunno how she found that shit in the alley. ...
ipostman
postman (ipostman)
Changed The Postal Service We Can Make It Better (Ft Talib Kweli, Q-Tip, Common & Rhymefest) Kanye West Gratitude Beastie Boys Stir It Up Bob Marley & The Wailers Change Clothes Jay-Z(The Grey Album) More ...
vena831: "I'm The King Of The South, There Is None Flyer"
vena831 (vena831)
the name T.I.P. However, because there was another artist on the record label named Q-Tip they did not want the fans to become confused. he then dropped the "p" to...
pretty_kitty921
pretty_kitty921 (pretty_kitty921)
God hates you lol Life called you failled! lol Shut up voices or i'll poke you with a Q-tip again! Let's play carpenter .... first we get hammered and then I nail you......
femmelerouge
Courteney (femmelerouge)
Q-tip because a sinus infection has led to nostril's so dry that speaking, smiling, or breathing...
undying_life: Fucking Nuts
undying_life (undying_life)
culous. Besides I fucking clean up. I mean fine I dont go around with a q-tip but I make sure shyt is straight and whatever. Ugh Im also sick of ...
scott644: hopeless beggar
scott644 (scott644)
where I caught him after he save the world yet again from the dread evil q-tip: http://4dw.net/moonfriend/showoff/050910/PolarBear.jpg The name's Polar Bear (three guesses why - first two don't count!). He's a ...
onelisamarie: <3
LISA (onelisamarie)
cleaning my knee. And saying the phrase "is it in yet?" when she stuck the Q-tip in that shit. To La Fawn-for forgiveness. To Matthew-for always answering the phone with ready advice. ...
theh0ly0ne
Holly (theh0ly0ne)
Q-tip.......
thallium: The Pros & Cons of Breathing - Con #937538
Tl 81 (thallium)
noise music when I'd just killed my hearing in the face with a lethal double-edged q-tip. Fast forward to this morning when I went to the medical clinic and was greeted ...
extreme_jew: On-air threat puts radio station in lockdown
Amanda Rush (extreme_jew)
comment made by news anchor Dave Foulk when he referred to an elderly man as a Q-tip, threatened to get a gun and shoot Foulk. That forced the station into lockdown. "You want to ...
hellcat13: The wound is starting to smell a little like almonds....
hellcat13 (hellcat13)
i get my stitches out... its kinda gross, i have cleaned it with a wet q-tip but that just not cutting it..lol anyway.. i totally forgot to post (because i was more ...
wolfiegoatjerk: Women: God's giant mistake.
Morbid Lee O'beice (wolfiegoatjerk)
How liberating! Or i can talk about how i've denounced the use of Q-tips. (take that, q-tip making companies). You've fooled us into leaving cotton debris ...
miamimike1803: February Song of the Month 2006
Miami / Mike O (miamimike1803)
Q-Tip......
gabbicuppy: Aloe juice
Steph (gabbicuppy)
Q-tip in my mouth thats soaked w/ aloe vera juice. Why? Because I have a cancer...
muja_vaca: an update
muja_vaca (muja_vaca)
with your first purchase. hot stuff right?! Featured artists include Erykah Badu, Justin Timberlake, India.Arie, Q-Tip, John Legend, Jill Scott, Stevie Wonder, will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas, Pharoahe Monch, ...
apotheosis_1
Rain (apotheosis_1)
I have been alive for 58% of his life.), will mistake a screwdriver for a q-tip. The resulting blast of air from the puncturing of his eardrum will cause ...
caileagleisg: Q-tips
Kelly (caileagleisg)
I cannot hear out of my left ear. You know how you're not supposed to stick Q-tips down your ears? Okay, maybe you don't. A lot of people don't actually know ...
nofx_rhomb: Like Today.
The Master-Slave Dialectic (nofx_rhomb)
triple-s, and wash the previous evening off me. Now out the shower, get dry, shove a q-tip in my ear, well, what do we have here? It appears as if a piece of me...
genovabomb: The Unknown
Geneva Pfalser (genovabomb)
do a troat swab and culture. That means they are going to take a long q-tip, swab the back......
cryptocracy: I'm not a Quiter
cryptocracy (cryptocracy)
to suggest! Lifeisfickle gave me Q... a long ass time ago. (Does "long ass" make any sense?)... Quintessential Q-tip Questionair Quotable Qualitive Quantitive Quackish Qualifier Quip Quinsy......
mr_q_tip: hello everybody..................
mr_q_tip (mr_q_tip)
q-tip and I live in a nice building in Jackson heights in new york city. You...