Ketchup

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maukingbird: When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.
Ol' Kentucky Shark (maukingbird)
loss of one of the freshest and most imaginative voices in comics. Spilled a bunch of ketchup on lap. (and again a few days later) Was declaired "Steph's Coolest Friend!" with ...
jessezgirl96: 5 weird habits
jessezgirl96 (jessezgirl96)
be interrupted. it gets pretty specific. if i need something salted i salt it, ketchup: it's on the plate or item. also, i DO NOT mix my foods. i eat...
kaarmapeach
- - - (kaarmapeach)
got bored before the meeting, but we managed to entertain ourselves with our fake british accents, ketchup chips and camera whoring. umm, currently updating my ipod list any suggestions?......
hellinabox
Sam (hellinabox)
ketchup. and for once im not involved. every time we go out to a fast food...
jenny_lane: this plus that makes for a busy jenny
JennyLane (jenny_lane)
to become a UTF. i'll have you know that this costume is availabe in both a ketchup AND mustard variety.........
orangebitch: Ketchup
orangebitch (orangebitch)
ketchup for a while. I have an excuse. I moved closer to all the restaurants to...
sukintozu: Pictures
Jason (sukintozu)
Umm... Bubble Tea Mmmmmmm...Bubble Tea Mandy likes bubble tea. Last night we went to Big Burger. We had lots of ketchup at the table. Kenan likes ketchup. He really likes ketchup. Caution This was all Mandy's idea proceed with ...
emeniusleepus: Morp.
emeniusleepus (emeniusleepus)
played truth or dare and other stuff. I had to drink a shot of ketchup. ewww, courtney made me do that so then i made courtney drink a ...
shiningheart257: finally using it
shiningheart257 (shiningheart257)
im finally using it again, wow. today was a weird day, stupid thomas fucken put ketchup on my backpack and ran like a bitch. o well, too lazy to do anithing....
mr_igor: [LJ2ME] Ready, steady, go!
mr_igor (mr_igor)
ketchup - €3 zhgut!......
desirea002
desirea002 (desirea002)
we stumbled across this and then we went to a diner where grant pretty much drank ketchup and decided i wanted a photo reminder. these are snowwy shrubs i went to the city for ...
4thstreetmusing: best moment of my life
4thstreetmusing (4thstreetmusing)
ketchup you can put on them as a condiment. i shook the bottle to make...
newherebuthere3: w00t I'm cool!
Chelsea (newherebuthere3)
- Easiest person to talk to: either my sis or stephen E - Eggs: with ketchup E - Email: o8ochelcgco8o@hotmail.com F - Favorite color?: hot pink, florescent green, blue F - Food: olives ...
punkincake
punkincake (punkincake)
when the meat is twice as big as the bun and is accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice You've never taken public transportation You know what "Amish Country" is The ...
solarmel
solarmel (solarmel)
in my underwear & everthing. I always Knew that red stuff around Ronald McDonald's lips wasn't ketchup...                                      P.S. I was totally kidding about the underwear, ......
jelly_bean45: insomia with a side of ketchup...
jelly_bean45 (jelly_bean45)
ketchup all on my arm....how did I not notice that 5 hours ago ???......
sassyassnaz
princess carabao (sassyassnaz)
with a spoon. And breakfast was crap, I swear. Imagin pancit bihon that tastes like ketchup. The fuck! Ketchup! I know I shouldn't expect much from a cooking staff that ...
karo_lyn: busted 2 days later
Karo (karo_lyn)
hotdogs wrapped in bacon and smothered with grilled peppers and onions, mayo, mustard and ketchup - which sounds really weird but in reality is amazing. So we do that, then...
divideby0: Pumpkin Chili 2.0
Unaussprechlichen! (divideby0)
of cumin (mega-man stylez!) dash of oregano quick dash of cayenne oh yeah, a heaping gob of ketchup. Cut pumpkin in half, scoop seeds. Cook to soften- I put it cut-down on a plate...
randomspirits: deja vu
randomspirits (randomspirits)
hall i emerge with a fully "cooked" hot dog eager to add the condements of ketchup and mustard, dont forget the relish! gotta relish that stuff. In my......
malentendu: Filler Space
malentendu (malentendu)
hem. I collect them like some kind of freak hording fingernail clippings or maybe old ketchup bottles. It's just satisfying to have so much music that no matter what random ...
cookiesyum
jessie!! (cookiesyum)
point then we went to mcdonalds and got french frys and sarah freaked out cuz she got ketchup on her but......
indywind: k1 needs meatloaf
indywind (indywind)
or dissolved in liquid 1 can tomato sauce, or Campbells tomato soup concentrate, or ~3/4 cup ketchup ~1 tsp each garlic powder, pepper, basil ~1 tbs parsely flakes, worcestershire sauce Preheat oven to ...
sneakypete000
sneakypete000 (sneakypete000)
shout out: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARKY MARK MUETZEL!!! Also shout out to Culvers of Winona for the big ketchup cups, you rock my world. Yes, I need to lay off the Culvers.......
laurencebrowns: Antique ketchup bottle
laurencebrowns (laurencebrowns)
we knew that we definite to focus in providing you the appurtenant locations for antique ketchup bot. More info on antique ketchup bottle......
lo4trvl: pulp fiction
lo4trvl (lo4trvl)
lagging behind, so he was back to the kid tomato and went SMUSH and said ketchup!......
sarah_pearl: the last few weeks
Strawberry Shotrcake (sarah_pearl)
ketchup loves potatoes. 2 weeks ago, bentley in cone Bentley in cone stealing J's hat ......
woahitsahottguy
Ashley (woahitsahottguy)
about you. 1- My favorite color is pink 2- I think bob marley is sexy 3- I eat ketchup on everything 4- I'm not afraid to pick my nose in public 5- I LOVE hello ...
bittersweet_sun: Where the fuck have I been?
bittersweet_sun (bittersweet_sun)
g: Moses and Babe E - Easiest person to talk to: Jenesah E - Eggs: scrambled with ketchup E - Email: daily F - Favorite color? grey and green F - Food: = Hominy and ...
igneo: o.O
φλαμιχερος (igneo)
Ketchup (las del aserejé) van a representar a España en Eurovisión... o_O Mi pregunta al mundo es......
prolixfootle: Sophisticated Lady...
Dr. Panzer-Morph, 'cleanser' of societal parasites (prolixfootle)
condiment on this earth that you could take to heaven with you, what would it be? Ketchup, sad as that is. 2. When you're sitting home on a Saturday night, feeling ...
chicken_cutlet
Marcy Mothafuckin' Mayhem (chicken_cutlet)
an email and it goes a lil something like this: "God loves eating cake with ketchup in the rain in the rocky hills while doing a keg stand" i love her, lo...
udfencer: my favorite quotes - just because
Sea Lion (udfencer)
" "Do not concern yourself in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, ...
bitchy_mama (in f_a_t_2006): activties:::
bitchy_mama (bitchy_mama)
to each one.This is worth 10pts. You must have everyone. 1.A over weight celebrity: 2.French fries and ketchup: 3.A blue pen: 4.Turtles swimming: 5.A over weight lady in a swim suit: 6.A couple fighting: 7.A blind man: 8.A ...
katiekittie
Kate (katiekittie)
ketchup... ahhh i am so hungry! today i watch 3 hours of project runway, and though its...
zemus
G. (zemus)
ketchup Lays and Doritos. Mmm, I better not touch my keyboard too much or it'll...
tripple_b
Bringin Back The B-Boy, One Day At A Time (tripple_b)
ketchup mother fucker-- ill ZAP YO DUMB ASS"......
thesugareffect
on this stable ground (thesugareffect)
and plain cereal PB & J sandwich (Skippy Crunchy with Smuckers's Sugar Free Strawberry Preserve.) Rice Broccoli with ketchup/sesame tofu/vegetarian oyster sauce Koka instant noodles (Orig. stir fried or Mushroom) Mushroom spaghetti :3 Dou Miao Mushrooms Canned peanuts ...
moon_very_thin: Mimetic Memetics
Araniell (moon_very_thin)
order). i. Web Messenger, and the little games it plays. ii. Boys who manage to get ketchup all over everything (even when they don't even appear to have used ketchup with ...
razorblade_jinx: No hair
Diary of an id monster (razorblade_jinx)
r safe return my mental state has gone back to its normal peppy self. Granted Ketchup has yet to be found (I am thinking my loveable little Game Boy Advance ...
02_jnoelle_89: happy pi day. :)
.: JeNnA nOeLLe :. (02_jnoelle_89)
ketchup and mustard!                                                       language arts.everyone is smiling and has their eyes open. a rare find with...
lucifer_6669: Update
Me (lucifer_6669)
dollop of mayonese. Is there job really that hard? I ask for no mustard, no ketchup and they give me nothing. But whatever.......
catelin_elskank
catelin_elskank (catelin_elskank)
. Science she pretty much tlaked the whole time. Then we just chilled. at lucnh today.. there was no ketchup for my chicken. its the only awful thing that happaned. LA was amazing. i had fu talking with ...
broccoliveg: Tomato Dressing
broccoliveg (broccoliveg)
I found at the thrift store for 50 cents!Ingredients (Vegan): Fresh tomato red wine vineagar ketchup dijon mustard basil thyme ......
allyshone
allyshone (allyshone)
subsided rather quickly i had a hamburger consisting of close-to-burnt meat and a bun. no ketchup. no tomato. no lettuce. no onion. no mayo. no anything yummy. it was very dry joh...
abstractseaweed: No wonder Ruggles is so expensive
You know who (abstractseaweed)
ut had a hand-held shopping basket filled to the top with nothing but bottles of ketchup. Then I noticed that his polo said "Ruggles" on it. Seriously, wouldn't ...
cursedcrossbow
Kim Nguyen (cursedcrossbow)
Ketchup... straight from teh damn squeeze bottle!! Don't know why... I've always been teh ketchup vampire....
bitchykins630: facts
bitchykins630 (bitchykins630)
facts about me! 100. I eat my grilled cheese with onions on it and dipped in ketchup 99. My favorite movie is “How to lose a guy in 10 days” 98. I gained ...
feanarovardamir
feanarovardamir (feanarovardamir)
ketchup >_Click y a disfrutar d(^_^)b......
hottydottygirl
Liz (hottydottygirl)
million times and i never get bored of it, it's so awesome, it's kinda like ketchup, you just never get bored of it. my throat is irritated and it itches and ...
d_e_diets: 17th day
d_e_diets (d_e_diets)
2 x coffee - 5 x licorice drop diner: - fries + chicory salad + hamburger + ketchup + low fat yogurt - 2 x coffee I had 2.5 l. of water.......
perfectionisin: so far so good
Perfection is in (perfectionisin)
+ 8th C (62.5) 2pm Boca + 2pieces lettuce + ketchup (90) coffee total in *325* goal in *u 600* *out* gym after work today (45 min cardio + toning)......
kzone: cuz i was tagged
khristian (kzone)
don't know if these are weird but here we go... 1) I like eating condiments like ketchup, hot sauce, soy sauce, duck sauce, and the dips for chicken nuggets. I......
spartygrl13: finally feel the missing part.
Carli (spartygrl13)
things, liek putting you DAMN DISHES away. or washing the tops of the ketchup bottles. or leaving more than TWO TRAYS OF GREEK CUPS for me in ...
cherokee_se7en: I want me a piece of that
cherokee_se7en (cherokee_se7en)
ketchup...DIJON ketchup" The jackpot for this week's Super 7 is at 15 million. Stef and I bought...
_phthalo
abby (_phthalo)
sickly vacation isn'y even over yet. Ginger tea, zinc lozenges, that chinese dark cough syrup and ketchup chips have saved my life. Megan called me all concerned today, I think she thought......
linksnightmare: DAMN YOU ASHLEY
Howard (linksnightmare)
reason. 2. I leave the T.V. on when I sleep. 3. I will only eat eggs with Ketchup. 4. I sleep with jeans on. 5. I take my Nintendo DS into the bathroom with ...
dance_away
dance_away (dance_away)
Venice for the most number of bridges. Henry John Heinz did not found Heinz Ketchup in Waterloo, not did Waterloo's football team win their fifth superbowl this past winter; ...
greatunironic
Grace / Meridian Siler (greatunironic)
talked about deep-frying oreos, dipping them in peanut-butter, deep frying again, dipping them in ketchup, and deep frying again. Then, in my head, I just emptied a bottle of ketchup...
justlike_frank: what would you do if i sang out of tune? would you stand up and walk out on me?
justlike_frank (justlike_frank)
ketchup chemical lightsthe condiments are dripping late tonight,a dark sky's bright stars greyed outshotgun flight of...
ashamedofher
ashamedofher (ashamedofher)
space. I love the way the clouds turn pink when the sun goes down. I love the ketchup and mustard game. I love the booths at Dairy Queen. I love having conversations with myself ...
freakazoidd: WASHINGTON
freakazoidd (freakazoidd)
diamond in it.. I forgot what it was called. 7. Tried some interesting new foods. New zealand ketchup IS SO FREAKING GOOD 8. Went shopping down town and bought some cute clothes.. went to an...
fallacytruthxyz
fallacytruthxyz (fallacytruthxyz)
and walking Todays intake: 1/4 cup of white rice...34 cals Small piece of white bread with ketchup Total: 34 + a few cals then - some from exercising and sleeping in a little bit. &hea...
jimbo72: Livin' it Up at the Holiday Inn
jimbo72 (jimbo72)
pretty good too, and surprisingly reasonably priced. I can't forget to mention the ketchup bottle. It's a glass bottle with 2.25 ounces of ketchup...it's very cute. It...
syee730: Spring has sprung?
Stephanie Yee (syee730)
REPUBLIC - Spring break. Destination I: Bohemia, where 'no' means yes, beer is cheaper and ketchup, and everyone was someone's comrade only 17 years ago. Home of multiple defenestrations, loaves ...
neo_relina
Rachel (neo_relina)
es are shorter! 6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Unfortunately. 7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Mmm...once or twice a year beside them, but mostly ...
talimama: Sunday Madness!
talimama (talimama)
shindig. 11AM? 12PM? Foodwise, we've got: Me - hamburger/hotdog patrol (tomatoes, cheese, mustard, ketchup) Shirley - chicken wings with Greek lemon sauce Susanna - turkey meatballs + an Italian pasta...
tadbartimus
tadbartimus (tadbartimus)
ketchup. I am slicing my wrists.......
triceramolly: *Sings*
triceramolly (triceramolly)
evening. We danced in our underwear, ate ice cream, ate eggs with black beans and ketchup. "I love NyQuil man". "It says 'may cause drowsiness', what it should say is ...
feed_my_body: Devilled Chicken Wings
feed_my_body (feed_my_body)
ketchup 4 tbs Worcestershire sauce 4 tsp mustard powder 4 tsp Schwartz Paprika Hot 2 tsp...
foofoo93
Eric (foofoo93)
eeded comfort food (i.e. McDonald's french fries, piled with an excessive amount of salt and ketchup to maximize the probability of getting high blood pressure and clogged arteries). My ...
iceage: Conversational
JaSoN (iceage)
ketchup. Me: (confused) what? but then how do you eat food you don't want to taste? Wasn't...
nerdsareneat08: Day Five
karen (nerdsareneat08)
looked in the refrigerator and used a carton of soymilk and a huge bottle of ketchup. I didn't think the bottle of ketchup would work because it seemed like it ...
____guts
____guts (____guts)
wonderful life. snapzombieATTACK: goodbye can i repeat enough how much i hate her guts? i love las ketchup. and chamillionaire. I LOVE SPICS AND BLACK PEOPLE. im going to get plastic surgery to make me l...
hapytamynyc: I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Weiner
hapytamynyc (hapytamynyc)
everyone to be in love with me but I think being squirted with mustard and ketchup, smeared with pickle relish and layed gently into a warm, inviting soft hot dog ...
naitokurab: What the hell.
naitokurab (naitokurab)
I mean, right now it's about 11 in the morning and I'm eating a Ham-eggbeater-lowfatcottagecheese-ketchup-green salsa erm...I don't even know what the hell you would call it. I know! Healthy...
thomaswoof: Maybe this'll help
thomaswoof (thomaswoof)
......
xxmorningstar
Apathy.and.Decay (xxmorningstar)
to get it back), it rained all day Sunday, and the boys forgot to bring ketchup. Who can eat hot dogs without ketchup? We did do a lot of riding ...
halimaw: Mga Pag-ibig sa McDo
halimaw (halimaw)
niya. Kahit ilang beses kong sabihing patatas na ipinatubo sa mantika ang french fries, o ketchup na nilagyan......
betterjuice: Costco: 2 Weeks Later
Julian (betterjuice)
sweep the floor, take out the trash and replace with new trash bags, refill the ketchup, mustard, deli mustard, onions, relish, cup lids, straws, napkins and soda for the fountain. ...
karmadude100: LJ SPAM
karmadude100 (karmadude100)
be my complete range of spammy fillings. you could fill me with anything... Meat, ketchup maybe a bit of hair conditioner who knows? Maybe you could fill me full of...
zu_viel_madchen
zu_viel_madchen (zu_viel_madchen)
ketchup; didn't eat all of kaiser. water.......
liz_out_loud
liz_out_loud (liz_out_loud)
After we went to the beach, we went to this lame restaraunt, and I squirted ketchup all over me and my purse! x_x I felt like crap after that... To make ...
zerekile: I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
Zerekile (zerekile)
at me from his perch atop an old dish of potato salad and said, "Mmm ketchup." "Just get the hell out."......
ezmireldajean: Undeveloped ideas from my week of vacation
ezmireldajean (ezmireldajean)
all moved out -My dad had a dream where he was eating a big plate of ketchup with his fingers and my mom came up and smooshed the plate in his ...
bryonlestarfish: comma comma full stop
bryony (bryonlestarfish)
been out of the house for a few days and eating nothing but pasta and ketchup. the novelty quickly grew tired though and I have just realised how much fucking ...
amusingly: Was Cleaning Tonight...
Carol (amusingly)
a button myself plays into this. Now the question is, should he have the ketchup or mustard back? Decisions.......
mindyann: The joke of a life time!
01001101 01011010 (mindyann)
to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!" And now our feature presentation... Fin.......
ocean_highways
Bee (ocean_highways)
abitat,......
fl4k: Meeeeeeeeme
fl4k (fl4k)
acks. These rules should be included in your entry. 1. My hair is the color of ketchup and mustard mixed together and let sit in the open for a couple days. 2. ...
shinypennies: Halloween is Over
Echoy (shinypennies)
ketchup bottle, with the many other Halloweeners making my way from BART to Castro Street. ...
mysticmoose: on breakfast
... (mysticmoose)
I'm talking all the breakfast food groups - bacon, sausage, eggs, home fries with ketchup, toast with strawberry jam and a big mug of coffee with cream. So some...