Jaws

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losttink: Crafts
losttink (losttink)
jaws to process. Unfortunately my rings didn't sell this week so I'm reluctant to process...
pucine: Eric
pucine (pucine)
He's so hot!!! I said hi and we had a brief chat. SA's and SE's jaws dropped when they saw him and they were asking me who the hell was ...
klgaffney: movie prattle: the grudge (or rule #138: k is Not Allowed to summon japanese evil spirits.)
Kamikaze (klgaffney)
as far as i'm concerned, was the Scariest Movie Ever Made. w argues it was jaws, but i was raised in a landlocked state, so i'm not all that impressed, ...
jonny_lawrey
jonny_lawrey (jonny_lawrey)
not entirely true. They were cut down… they were massacred. Women were sliced along their jaws, noses, eyes…their head crumbling and sliding down as two bloody pieces. As children tried ...
clockface
ĐAINish (clockface)
pants! ..snow pants darryl: hmm, animals that live in forests. ...cheetah.. daina: alright, characters in JAWS! ... Jaws DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A "DAINSTA" ......
mo_ira: awww.. he dream cheated on you.
mc delight <3 (mo_ira)
little picnic and walked on the rocks and then went swimming and i thought jaws was gonna kill us. :) then we left and drove around everywhere on the sh...
thelastboy
chief inspector blancheflower (thelastboy)
that a prominent feature of it was that i was in some real-life version of Jaws, but Jaws was this sentient force that actually inhabited the bodies of a bunch ...
luciangel
luciangel (luciangel)
jaws drop with a smirk on her face* Yes, it was pretty much planned. I've watched...
voyaging_moon: What's Wrong With My Priorities?
voyaging_moon (voyaging_moon)
happy day! Well, on this exciting day I woke up and had a shower *cue dramatic Jaws music* Gasp. Shock horror. And then…now wait for it……had breakfast *insert background cries of ...
ultra_151
ultra_151 (ultra_151)
would be beautiful pictures in which the sharks teeth were portrayed in magnificent colours and their jaws as pure pleasure gardens in which one could romp about splendidly". Feel free to picket/occupy/redecorate&nbs...
chiselwright: Bathroom
chiselwright (chiselwright)
serving us said "That will be at least £2500. It does include the suite." Our jaws dropped as we did the maths in our head - £2100 to fit a toilet,...
heavymetalsteve
heavymetalsteve (heavymetalsteve)
jaws dripping with disease fingers for use of weaponry mind spins in fervor of murder's design...
summer_vixen: Christmas in July
summer_vixen (summer_vixen)
in an extended yawn delivered the closing line "CH-A-A-A-W-CLIT." The distinctive snapping shut of Farfel's jaws after saying "CH-A-A-AW-CLIT" initially happened by accident during rehearsals for the......
pip_malloy
Pip (pip_malloy)
not yet obtained nor read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Please pick your jaws up and return them to their normal positions. This is completely normal for me. T...
oh_youve_got_it
Katie (oh_youve_got_it)
JAWS movie things about sharks (like if they can pull down barrels filled with air, or...
blade_babe: Now there is an odd couple
Punk (blade_babe)
that. I am really loving this year's Shark Week.  Mythbusters!!!  Right now they are doing the Jaws myths.  COOL!......
bopscotch: a strangely isolated place
bopscotch (bopscotch)
on Discovery Channel, kicking off with a special two-hour episode of MythBusters centered around "Jaws," which upped the ante of the myths in question... For instance, can a shark actually...
_____43euro
_____43euro (_____43euro)
up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin...
namastenancy: Only in San Francisco
namastenancy (namastenancy)
each year for), in which they're testing some of the shark stuff from the movie "Jaws." This would not be so post-worthy, even to me, except that one of the myths ...
firewednesday
I F E E L M Y S T E R I O U S T O D A Y (firewednesday)
rget it." But if I could tear his throat, and spill his blood between my jaws, and erase his name out for good, don't you know that I would? Don't ...
dmt81: 何だよこれ...
DMT - 81 (dmt81)
light. My name is Ao-shima, lightning-rod citizen of the dark country above the breaching jaws of space, leaving colors and pieces of reason here and there among the fray. ...
droxitr: I AM THE WALRUS koo koo ka koo koo ka koo koo ka choo
Droxitr (droxitr)
not use a Macintosh Instead you use a Tandy. Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy. Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants, Kompressor watch you scream because KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE. Kompressor also offers many valuable tips ...
jezzbug: IRON CHEF!
Barbeque MOGOBuggy (jezzbug)
up? So whats going on people? I've been in the ocean, and after seeing jaws, i'm freaking out. Cuase not only is jaws a 25 footer, but most shark...
albiknowrhiknow: i hate...
Alli (albiknowrhiknow)
doing so good lately, keeping myself composed... not having stupid nervous breakdowns. well my jaws tightening up and my eyes are watering. fuck!......
njsharkman (in sharkfans): mythbusters - jaws special part 2 - drops of blood, etc... NEED VHS TAPE!
Michael (njsharkman)
y tivo crapped out and mangled the Mythbusters which was on Thurs night, the second JAWS special. Not the one with the boat ramming, the shooting of the SCUBA tank, or ...
xogazox
Shari (xogazox)
Jaws.......
haydenjon: the morning after
haydenjon (haydenjon)
to head back to the south shore and go to a film festival. theyre playing jaws on the water somewhere and i guess brad pitt, gary oldman, matt damon, ben ...
optic: A New Low
optic (optic)
hands and a certain amount of hip movement -- so indecorous and frankly disturbing that jaws were dropped for yards around. Some of the people involved can plead the intervention ...
yourhomiegeorge: sd,,mfgsd
yourhomiegeorge (yourhomiegeorge)
say black I say white You say bark I say bite You say shark I say hey man Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars You say Rolls I say Royce You ...
musicluva444: weeeeeeeeeeee
Smugretchen Snegreejas (musicluva444)
Bond movie ever. But it's unintended hilarity makes up for that.) and... heh heh heh... JAWS!!!! We kept rewinding this one part- we must've rewatched it over twenty times- where ...
nekozumi: bleh
Vertigo (nekozumi)
Jaws I made a new layout. And this one doesn't blind people into screaming "MY EYES!!!"...
nikelai: "Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think...
Nikelai (nikelai)
vitim lays beside. Monsters curl and lurk about, savouring the sweet, sweet flesh. Licking life from their murderous jaws, inahling the golden scent, their victim lays silently still, ready for the final bite. Lights flicker above their ...
1qasw2: sad
1qasw2 (1qasw2)
nonsense. saying nobody loves you loves you. everytime she walks into a room, mental jaws drop, hearts are broken, the high point of life is reached, and all are willing...
emerald4719: worst movies ever? i disagree with some of them.
emerald4719 (emerald4719)
2: When Nature Calls 14. (x)The Avengers 13. (x)Grease 2 12. (x)The "Look Who's Talking" Sequels 11. ( )Jaws 4: The Revenge 10. ( )Waterworld 9. (x)The Blair Witch Project 8. (x)Showgirls 7. ( )It's...
_____brokedown: Reason Why Katy Grant Is Cooler than alot of people
Mentally_Abused (_____brokedown)
story):Sam you want to put the fucking backpack down? (by now me and arick have dropped jaws in amazement) (((Dylan gets his backpack back thanks to Katy, and Crystal(she got the backpack)))) That ...
iggiequeen: for your info.......
iggiequeen (iggiequeen)
eternal sunshine (a movie). and is only like the best movie ever! next to jaws three of coarse. i had a dream about mr. jhonson last night it was real...
poltr1: My inner attack dog.....
Jim (poltr1)
attack dog, like an akita or a pit bull, snarling and ready to sink my jaws without warning into the first person who provokes me. And when I do....look ...
larrikin: It would take the jaws of life to pry open these words....so pry open your heart
Heather (larrikin)
jaws of life to pry open these words....so pry open your heart That's great. Do I have...
coleon: Bad Movies
coleon (coleon)
OD'S CREATURES, LARGE AND LAME ANACONDA A*P*E THE BEACH GIRLS AND THE MONSTER THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION GOLIATH AND THE DRAGON JAWS: THE REVENGE KING KONG LIVES TROG CAN'T STOP THE MUSICALS BODY ROCK CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY GLITTER LOST ...
fanny_fanu: Reality Tv has finally had a most excellent idea...
fanny_fanu (fanny_fanu)
into the water. ITV is staging the one-hour special to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jaws. ---------------------------- How marvellous. ......
ohnoitsjo
go (ohnoitsjo)
, I was pretty sure that CHRIS AND RUBEN DO THE EXACT SAME POSE FOR EVERY PICTURE. EVER. NO EXCEPTIONS. So I went looking, and here is EVERY PICTURE EVER. You can see, SAME EXACT POSE. They appear to alternate positions,......
spiky_sharkie: #341
Luke W. a.k.a Spiky Shark (spiky_sharkie)
Jaws on tonight on TV. Hmm... More significant post later. =P......
wknpwrlessme
...m.a.t.t.k.i.t.t.r.e.l.l... (wknpwrlessme)
is: x_sceneshark_x this is thanks to shannon and breckan, as well as fauxhawks and the jaws theme. if u cant figure it out from there, then u dont really need...
jim_stark
Michael Thomas Blanding (jim_stark)
from drinking. Went to Tom's and played old school mega man 6, perfect dark, jaws. Rented "Saw" cause Tom hasn't seen it. It was still good, but the first t...
nansvision: Highs and Lows.
Nan (nansvision)
Jaws came today, and I installed and registered it without any problems. Low. It cost a...
euroford: London...again
euroford (euroford)
London. Today on the beach in Barcelona it was truly amazing. Absolutely stunning. Our jaws were on the ground. The water was filthy, so we didn't go for a swim....
navenus: ok, it's an ancient and decrepit meme, but i'm posting it all the same..
The Monkey Boy of Casamance (navenus)
winning with dinner through a straw (liquid diet cookbook for people who have had their jaws wired shut). | navenus is a mindless beast. | navenus is a feel-good book that reads ...
le_eh: Life Day
le_eh (le_eh)
dance numbers and guest stars doing skits. When Tabbes and I watched it, our jaws were either on the floor from the utter retardation of it all, or we were...
sam_storyteller: Cartographer's Craft, Ch. 12; PG. HBP-compliant; Spoilers.
sam_storyteller (sam_storyteller)
as he watched, and Padfoot leapt to catch it, crunching it up in his huge jaws. Harry leaned forward, trying to see who was down below. Remus, hair askew from ...
brisef: Dum da dum da dum.......PET RESCUERS!
brisef (brisef)
dog from its imminent demise at 12:30 last night. Snatched it right from the jaws of death. Well, ok. We found it wandering around and called the number on ...
sheriffjoe: I couldn't be HAPPIER!!!
sheriffjoe (sheriffjoe)
Ryan, Schindler's List, War of The Worlds, and Close Encounters of The Third Kind (and Jaws, E.T., The Color Purple, The Terminal, etc.). Your story has elements that a great ...
gunthar: Updated Fringe Schedule - With Audience Ratings!
Guy B. (gunthar)
NR Venue: Brave New Workshop - 2605 Hennepin Avenue 4:00 - Secret Identities - NR 5:30 - Jaws: The Musical! - NR 7:00 - GaME (Give a Man Enough) - 4 out of 5...
darthgaspar
Darth Gaspar (darthgaspar)
Ryan, Schindler's List, War of The Worlds, and Close Encounters of The Third Kind (and Jaws, E.T., The Color Purple, The Terminal, etc.). Your story has elements that a great ...
sarabian: The equaliser
Sarabian (sarabian)
jaws of victory, but we got there. Special thanks to Warne for getting another wicket :)......
poignant4u
poignant4u (poignant4u)
out on tape. There was also this kid that we affectionately refer to as jaws that wouldn't leave me alone. We only stayed maybe an hour before we ...
shady_momo: i love you more today than yesterday !
maureen (shady_momo)
jaws rubber banded together it is the suck! well ... orientation is this morning so i will...
yamchoppa: How to fight off a shark
yamchoppa (yamchoppa)
specifically, don't kick it in the nose. Go for the eyes or the gills. After Jaws came out, it seems people became totally crazily afraid of getting eaten by sharks. ...
darkmystic: Shame
Celeste (darkmystic)
street lamps. His eyes breathed into me and I breathed at the pace of his gasping, our jaws unhinged. My hand reached toward him as if to comfort. "Where's your mother?" Hooves clicked unsteadily on ...
russtopher (in ihaveanitchokay)
Russ (russtopher)
you meet me out in the lobby after the show, I'll be the guy stabbing jaws. There's not too many of us out there. Just look for the guy... stabbing ...
anime_memories: AFO: Not just another convention
anime_memories (anime_memories)
a working teenager, versus big company that holds my pay check in its very jaws. It didn't go down well. I still have my job of course, but I left...
sloth_czar: Dun dun.... dun dun....
Sloth Czar (sloth_czar)
Jaws 7: We're All Fucked" Coming to theaters JUNE 2666 ......
chained2thewall: JAWS!!!!
chained2thewall (chained2thewall)
Jaws. It was AWESOME!!! I totally think that if anyone ever has the opportunity to see...
tjeanxox: it fits.
taryn (tjeanxox)
k up your sleeping patterns again! Hooray! last night i went to miles' at 4am to watch JAWS(for the first time; terrible-i know). when i walked into his room i caught his face ...
boy_wonder42
boy_wonder42 (boy_wonder42)
found myself in the waiting room of the free-clinic reading "Big Bosoms and Square Jaws; The Biography of Russ Meyer, King of the Sex Film" and calculating what each va...
baaatman: Man, those bitches are FIERCE
mike, it's like "bike" but with an "m" (baaatman)
jaws like a Macaulay Culkin flick Born at "chez née" just like Dick Backflipping high scores like Guile's...
mserenityn
Jen (mserenityn)
Jaws 4. Jay L. 5. Ian 6. Amanda K. 7. Alison 8. Jay S. 9. Laura 10. Betsy 11. KD 12. Monica 13. Pat Mckamy 14. Ellen 15....
fallen_enkidu: The Death of Princes
Enkidu (fallen_enkidu)
But even in the face of utter despair, and even staring into the jaws of death, I feel no hated toward the world itself. I feel angry ...
absolutxaero: Post operation...
Garrett (absolutxaero)
I knew it was over and I was back in my hospital room with my jaws rubber banded shut! They were only shut like that for the first night though....and they ...
lilahwild
Lilah Wild (lilahwild)
horse and tobacco. I open my eyes. A stranger's hands expertly pulling apart my jaws. Eye to eye. Then with great deliberation he drops a gob of gathered spit int...
thehappyemokid: well hello there, folks
thehappyemokid (thehappyemokid)
back to normal. this weekend i got together with some friends and we watched jaws. it's a good movie i mean tehre are parts where the shark looks rather fak...
monstrsngelatin: Yo Baby, ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
monstrsngelatin (monstrsngelatin)
fresh with a new school, a new job, a new appartment and a fish named Jaws. She's also on the rebound. ;P Contestant #2:Penelope Loxley. Penelope is a 21 ...
kevos_thoughts: post operaion spew
kevin (kevos_thoughts)
one reading if you diden't know thursday Aug. 18 I had the operation on my jaws, Every thing wen as it was supposed to. I had my parents my grandparents, ...
murphydncr: ill be your number one with a bullet
murphydncr (murphydncr)
love my new watch. but u dont care. whatever. when we were jumping off the jaws bridge in MV, we climbed up the rope, and when i swung my leg over...
pidg: a review of one of a pidg "side project"
pidgin (pidg)
for his last WFMU Marathom premium, and one MP3 from someone merely named "Spaz" made jaws drop. No info whatsoever, this is possibly the most retarded thing ever conceived by ...
nasagroupie: Stopping Domesticate Violence Starts In the Tank
nasagroupie (nasagroupie)
be victims of domestic violence too. Its seems that my big male (his name is Jaws) took out his "frustations" (you know what kind of "frustations" I'm talking about) on ...
thejulie
Friends call me Julie, you can call me The Julie (thejulie)
before I went home Last good cry: a couple of weeks ago Last movie seen: I watched jaws 2 last night Last beverage drank: orange juice......
toshirobitches: 187 on a motha fuckin COP!
toshirobitches (toshirobitches)
and campus wide BBQ's every where... theirs a MIDNIGHT BBQ tomorrow and the movie jaws is playing and get this its playing in the gym next to the Olympic size...
280443: [000022]
280443 (280443)
whenever they laugh because they laugh so funny [I guess that's pain too, because my jaws and my stummy hurts from laughing too much]. I still think Masakazu Morita's voice ...
hybrid_angels: *sigh*
Zoe Donaldson (hybrid_angels)
ontop of each other, and grabbin their asses. and i mean...the footballers are all pretty ugly...their jaws are too square, they're too muscular, and too......
you_wanna_pumph: Im.....Back
you_wanna_pumph (you_wanna_pumph)
back...and bored as ever. I'm posting this coz Skillcorn told me to...so..yeah...Hello, just watched jaws...boom..it blew up...erm...well..since i last posted on here....me n tez have been going out a yea...
leoz: Roy Scheider in...
Lionheart (leoz)
JAWS......
furcoatnopants: Sleeeeeeeppppp
furcoatnopants (furcoatnopants)
berserk and threw a glass pot at Nigels car... I could hear him watching Jaws last night - He kept giggling at the gorey bits - o he was knackered...
zerofreak: My so called life...
Zerofreak (zerofreak)
make it......
_snapdragon
_snapdragon (_snapdragon)
ive tree in the carpark and lena comes around the corner, her eyes wide and jaws loose. you see, i haven't told her about sev and so she probably thinks ...
syntaxxx: the animal in you.
Julia (syntaxxx)
jaws is tonight)......
beloved_tree: Meme-travision!
Aspen Brittsdottir, the Slightly Deranged! (beloved_tree)
jaws of derringdo, who gacked it from saadiira, who had it from ladyteal, who begat Isaac...
zenabideacon: today
anthony (zenabideacon)
jaws till like 1 then rode my bike to postal center to give them my...
exceptone: hello loves.
exceptone (exceptone)
jaws, drew and jasmine, and a universal employee named sean, i would say the night was...
mawdsee
mawdsee (mawdsee)
OF SUMMER COMING REALL SOOONNN THE GREEN ROOM CRIPPS BONDI SKOOL HOLIDAYS SOON I DISLIKE RETRO BETTYS LATE MILKSHAKE MAKING MISSING JAWS YESTERDAY 12 STEPS SONG "NEW FOUND FRIENDS" SWEAT PATCHES PARKWAY DRIVE CD NOT BEING IN JB HI FI...
thisc0rrosion: Serious devastation
thisc0rrosion (thisc0rrosion)
sly looks AND MOVES like a big yellow and orange dinosaur. It's got hydraulic jaws that bite into the concrete and crush out sections of it, they are mounted ...
dalos03
Nick (dalos03)
way cool, and yeah some stuff happened but no biggie..We rode on The Mummy, and Jaws, where i had like another asthma attack or whatever happened.. then we went into ...
jennyjennjen263
jennyjennjen263 (jennyjennjen263)
now since we're going to homecoming and sort of um..going out...but..yeah. *Can see lots of jaws dropping, probably hurling and other acts of disgust happening* sooooooooo yeah. Practice tomorrow! I ...
apweiler: Long-due update
Julius Apweiler (apweiler)
never seen such a concerted and very nearly successful effort to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory... either way,......
odellephant: that emily rose movie is scurry.
Hello my name is: Awesome (odellephant)
jaws. 123456..... ♥......
sarahb91: Hi
sarahb91 (sarahb91)
Jaws On the computer Hi people, So it's Friday! I had a pretty good week overall. Nothing ...
satyreempire
satyreempire (satyreempire)
jaws half extended alcohol streaming in their blood toxic waste just up ahead they seemd zombie like repetitious to say the least from a particualr angle it reminded me of .........
greatfalls: Oh just love it!
greatfalls (greatfalls)
And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun ...
raegun (in balen)
rae (raegun)
not have gone down easily from a mere hunter's trap. A pair of iron jaws were nothing compared to a pair of tainted ones, and though the effort of ...
whitemagician
white magician (whitemagician)
of my mouth night end up at the bottom of my face do they replace bottom jaws? i'm a man trapped inside a man's body, and it stinks in here smells like onions, ...
truebluelala: Further Proof that Meghan is Crazy
Meghan (truebluelala)
the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious bandersnatch!" He took ...
goth_on_prozac
Aimee (goth_on_prozac)
I stayed till they got my patient out. They needed to use the jaws of life (yes, it's a real tool) to pull a new exit to......
faol_mathair: FALL!!! finally??
faol_mathair (faol_mathair)
tilt when she hits the floor in the morning either running or being jabber jaws. She has "no, no, no" down pat now. She even shakes her...
blnkfrnk
blnkfrnk (blnkfrnk)
but more annoying since all he seems to play is a rythmic version of the Jaws theme.) It occurred to me today that his sport could be called "kick-fencing" since ...
reiyel: (cloneness) interlude
Reiyel (reiyel)
attack him. He'd shot her, several times -- she'd finally fallen with her huge jaws snapping a few inches away from his leg. Even dirty, her black and white coa...
karaokequeen85: I don't come from Macau
Amanda hall (karaokequeen85)
to the box where you have to select what country you're from, for some reason jaws wasn't reading it properly. I tried to type it in instead but that didn't ...
julesflute: My Vaio Mishap
Julia (julesflute)
sending my Vaio to San Francisco for repair of the soundcard.  Through the testing of JAWS, Window-Eyes and MP3 files, I have determined that the problem is hardware related.  Hopefully, ...
stumpydave: Some Poo Came Out
David Dexter (stumpydave)
of a pretty girl pulling a face by sticking her fingers in her mouth and wrenching her jaws open. The thing is, I'm pretty sure they're not......
mexipina: When Bosses Attack
mexipina (mexipina)
of the sick or stray water buffalo swept under water to its death by the jaws of a calculating croc. Though often carefully studied in the wild (from a ...
_spiritspirals_: "Halo" peridol injections in the "temple"
_spiritspirals_ (_spiritspirals_)
sand swim vision swim show me again the nothing I have become I choose death over self peeling the jaws of your desire how you stand so still and residuous watching the beauty pass coin by coin until ...
vaempyr: Classic Movies ... bunny style.
Pike (vaempyr)
much for a while. 30 second "re-enactments" of classic movies ... by animiated bunnies. Jaws and Rocky Horror are my favs - see i you can find the "Easter Eggs"...
liquidamy: Change
liquidamy (liquidamy)
Jaws Of Defeat......
chillin_w_moses: Theo 1, Nature Zero
chillin_w_moses (chillin_w_moses)
Jaws Why?Because they cheated at twister The winner will be...You Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com ......
solsyztah: Wow
SolSyztah (solsyztah)
I knew I was lookin' purty hot and that's what was wonderful. Their jaws dropped. My purpose in life has been served. Hehehe. One of them was like, ...
eddiewillers: Hallowe'en
eddiewillers (eddiewillers)
a bunch of horror movie music and halloween sounds... I especially like the theme from Jaws when you turn the subwoofer way up. When the first knock on the door came, we...
dreamgasm: Kodiak Bear- Hunter, Gatherer, Movie Protagonist
dreamgasm (dreamgasm)
This relationship abruptly ends when, after misinterpreting one of Meg’s emails, Kodiak Bear mauls her. Jaws Kodiak Bear terrorizes a small fishing boat at sea. After five minutes of terrorizing, Kodiak Bear...
lauren_kh: one exam down, four to go! :)
lauren_kh (lauren_kh)
jaws is not reading this page properlyso I can't actually read what I'm writing. Apparenlty there...
greyblood
Fenrir Greyback (greyblood)
a bottle and Fenrir suddenly had the ability to hunt. Little necks snapping in his jaws like gingerbread and he alone could choose which little ones died and which little ...
eltonjack: the reel world
eltonjack (eltonjack)
next day? Do they go out for brunch and discuss their narrow escape from the jaws of death over a mimosa and some eggs benedict? Do they immediately seek therapy ...
sacra_imbri
Ocean of the Sky (sacra_imbri)
fickle thing, the poet's muse must be: Like fox he chase, and flits she through his jaws; Like sparrow, swift and agile, far and free. . . And calls him chase her, reach ...
kjtw
Jeremy (kjtw)
Jaws Why?Because they cheated at twister The winner will be...They already have too many arch nemeses, so you are on their friends list. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com ......
self_made_god: The Black Dahlia Murder - A Vulgar Picture
self_made_god (self_made_god)
the graveyard with pick and spade in tow this night shall birth forth our reckoning hell's jaws, now open wide a stare to pierce six feet of soil a love beyond this mortal coil as...
final_attempt: Modest Mouse
Steven (final_attempt)
buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said. The good times are killing me. Jaws clenching tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say? The...
thepage: *head tilt*
Remus the gay Werewolf and Snarky present THE PAGE (thepage)
jaws of life reached inside me and turned me inside out. Also Josh: You could use them...
aye_chalupa: Day 6
aye_chalupa (aye_chalupa)
my mouth busy and happy I must say, but ive always chewed gum. I have jaws like a steel trap because of it. LOL...Aye, dont ask.. Anywho... Day 6 and doing good, ...
sanguinedeity: Rhyme Off 3
sanguinedeity (sanguinedeity)
psycho Jesus' coughs For the chthonic transmogrifying hellish moths, To eviscerate and desecrate in their abyssal jaws. But desecrate the holy pit and they will lose their claws. Avowed revenge onto the revenant of...
shafted_: sigh
shafted_ (shafted_)
jaws of boredom.......
sagalina: In walks sagalina....
Sagalina (sagalina)
jaws are dropping. I only took me over eight months or more!!!!! where do i begin...
j3551c4: Currently Running Out of Excuses Not To Clean The House.....
j3551c4 (j3551c4)
which was an ok episode.... not the best.... for any of you that watched it "Jaws 5" was definitely the best part. If you haven't watched it.... look it up. American ...
nrevoldt5: Still a high driven anxious person
nrevoldt5 (nrevoldt5)
a live wire To many thoughts inside my soul Now it is taking it's toll I clench my jaws till my cheeks turn to stone Anxiety your not my friend, leave me alone I don't ...
chaoschild: Survivable year!
Elvy Siebert (chaoschild)
Jaws. I can work with that! I am optimistic about the year; it...
sillywoppat: Rawr
sillywoppat (sillywoppat)
Jaws Why?Because you peed in the pool. The winner will be...You Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Because my pee is THAT strong.......
gilechor: More Interesting and funny tests for that asshat to bitch about
George Moore (gilechor)
seek these things on your own terms. 60% spiritual.60% reason-oriented. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Your arch-nemesis is:Jaws Why?Because they left their gum on your bed post The winner will be...You are going to kill...
musical_ladders: last night...
hannah (musical_ladders)
uide and all of my AP books came to life and became monsters with snapping jaws... they chased me around all night. ......
kire_ecreip: blah!!!
kire_ecreip (kire_ecreip)
if people keep fucking saying shit about me wearing girl pants im gonna start stabbing jaws ok i wear girl pants okstop asking me......
mssinformation: Research.
Vinka-Anouska (mssinformation)
Heart, Dead Poet's Society, the sweet hereafter, The Godfather, Schindler's List, Bonnie and Clyde, Elephant, Jaws, Psycho, Dr. Strangelove, Apocalypse Now, The Exorcist, Chinatown, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Boogie Nights, ...
botheredbadger: hardcore, anyone?
anna (botheredbadger)
want them. i always like that). spent the rest of the afternoon watching Mythbusters and Jaws II. sarah brown and tyler came over at around 4:30 and......
bakerstreet
a brown area with points (bakerstreet)
trombones. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that I watched JAWS yesterday. If you've ever seen the movie, you'll know why. However, now I'm confused as ...
missnix85: It didn't work!
missnix85 (missnix85)
I could hang out with Laura C and partly so that I could get the jaws CD for the upgrade that was sent to my house. I tried to do the ...
blazing_ashes: Movies, Movies Everywhere
Ashley (blazing_ashes)
before he even figured out how to hook it up. Last weekend he successfully recorded Jaws from the TCM channel. Then, every evening we would record another movie. Y'know, taking ...
sunspider: 5 minute JAWS
Non-Prophet (sunspider)
}.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } 5 minute jaws, originally uploaded by sunspider. "...all I'm saying is that this MIGHT not be the shark..."Backtracking a...
darkangel451: JOHN WILLIAMS
Anne (darkangel451)
movie, Schindlers List, Saving Private Ryan, the Harry Potter movies, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Jaws, Superman, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E.T., The Big Chill, Jurrasic Park, Stepmom, An...
ingeniousdevice
ingeniousdevice (ingeniousdevice)
Jaws 4:Shark without a cause. it was stupid, but i got my legs eaten off,...
afullmoon: Ramblings
afullmoon (afullmoon)
o help correct my bite. While I have to say they have helped my jaws I hate them. I still get blisters on the inside of my mouth ...
mooningtiger
sean (mooningtiger)
constant I look at these plastic people, walkin n talkin it's just that their jaws are movin, but shit aint poppin you gonna tell me that cause im deaf I...
bonnabri: Just some stuff
bonnabri (bonnabri)
to play HP4 a little then after that i'm going to see if the movie Jaws recorded yet i'v never seen in before and i thought i'd check it out ...
auerbachtwins: Maui Winter Break 2006
auerbachtwins (auerbachtwins)
Jaws aka Peahi: Dinner out: ......
capecodgirl: Where Am I?
capecodgirl (capecodgirl)
thing was that the fire department, which lives next door, was practicing using their "jaws of life" in the parking lot when I got here. They had a car...
thebestmarkever: Things That You Should Know But Not Care About #052
(The Best) Mark (Ever) (thebestmarkever)
into after a while. Spooky? Not quite as spooky as the squaredness of all those jaws. It's incredible really that all three of those women look very different in the ...
quantumrelease: The Spider with a Mandibule Bigger than its Body
quantumrelease (quantumrelease)
jaws bigger than its body found in a cave some say it is blind, some say it...
katycolman: cold but its fine
katycolman (katycolman)
agency will have to talk to me soonish to get me sorted out with making jaws accessible with maps. what does anyone think? will it be done? also, finally, i ...
dinerah
Moonchild® (dinerah)
lace upon you now can bring up old issues, encouraging you to escape from the jaws of commitment. However, you may not be in a position to avoid the current ...
cletuspoo: tats.
Carrie Marie Fitzsimmons (cletuspoo)
that has my initials kind of 3-D like, sort of dangling out of the massive JAWs of a big shark. The shark would be......
prettyannamoon: Memeage!
the laughing cat (prettyannamoon)
watch. Strike out the movies you have never even heard of. accomplished - Citizen Kane aggravated - Jaws amused - Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl angry - A Few Good Men annoyed...
geetarlove112
geetarlove112 (geetarlove112)
skull made of cartilage or bone Jawless fishes – Agnatha – most primitive – lack jaws, feed by suction with the aid of a round, muscular mouth and rows of teeth Hagfishes...
sethangelus: my ode to the vagina
sethangelus (sethangelus)
away from me. Sometimes you get really hot and sweaty and I get dizzy and my jaws start......
ciarafribble
kilgore trout (ciarafribble)
everytime i listen to wintersleep, i am transported back to a magical land. wintersleep - jaws of life sometimes, i feel like i am steps away from being a girl in a...
tinybunny: Not yet a Queen.
Tinybunny (tinybunny)
think it was hungry, the poor thing, so I gave it some juice." I clacked my jaws in amazement. "I found it near a dead human queen. I think they are what ...
giftedcynic: How to survive a shark attack
Variance (giftedcynic)
in an ocean, listen carefully for the music, as demonstrated in the marvellous documentary film "Jaws." All shark attacks are preceded by the "daah-da, daah-da" chords, which will gradually become ...
myworldisstatic
Asia Rockstar (myworldisstatic)
Jaws with Spielberg at a picnic.......
thediaryoflust: Peter Benchley
The Diary of Lust (thediaryoflust)
who don't know who he was.. Shame on you! He was the author of "Jaws", "The Deep" and "The Island," which all spawned films. He died of Pulmonary ...
6257decrees: thinner anything maxims
6257decrees (6257decrees)
Jaws," about a series of gruesome shark attacks that cause panic in a placid beach resort,...
splatterguts: those too lazy to read, the guy who's responsible for the novel that influenced the movie JAWS died
Marky Splatterguts (splatterguts)
Jaws" that was the basis for the blockbuster movie that terrified beachgoers and kept many out...
foreverremember
foreverremember (foreverremember)
jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" Now: Old...
secretly_toxic
secretly_toxic (secretly_toxic)
jaws not made of glass.......
ghanistarkiller: Peter Benchley passes on at 65
Jean the Evenstar (ghanistarkiller)
Jaws' Author Dies Jaws author Peter Benchley died in his Princeton, New Jersey home on Saturday night....
askwhy: Progressive White Supremacy
AlwaysWithTheQuestions (askwhy)
Jaws of Darkness Do Devour It Up Requiem for the Imaginal Country And this is what...
dr_mills: this is the calm before the storm, but is it righteous?
Andrew Mills (dr_mills)
ht anticipation that stirs something deep and restless, this wilderness of mine, stretching its gaping jaws in the unrelenting decay of second upon second of compliant ignorance. the currents of intangible ...
taintedsight: Tainted Beginnings
taintedsight (taintedsight)
I've now endured all the various indignities of navigating this journal creation process with Jaws. Luckily, Livejournal has an audio link to that character verification obstacle. And it...
hemings: Glorifying the Daily Mail
Steve Hemingway (hemings)
presage a collapse in the polls, unless the Conservatives manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by choosing to turn in on themselves in......
flamingplatypus
Mistress of the Latvian Armpit Banjo (flamingplatypus)
done. Trekked to Rite Aid. Decoupaged my coffee table. Now I'm watching Jaws and waiting on dinner to get here. 1. FIRST NAME: Corrie 2. WHAT IS ...
tarotbabygirl
Deanna Jean (tarotbabygirl)
most creepy, and I loved it, and towards the end of the night we watched Jaws, which is always entertaining. Got the grade back for my Lesson 4 exam that ...
remirath13: Cool shit
Peter Ambrose (remirath13)
cheerfully he seems to grin, And neatly spread his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws!......
peachesncream34
peachesncream34 (peachesncream34)
since 9th grade bitchess 4. Four movies I can watch over and over 1. stand by me 2. Jaws 3. Disney princess movies.. truee ray 4. the godfather Four places I have lived 1.12 o'hara place for ...
scrpbk
orchid collector (scrpbk)
похожи)The snipe eel looks like a joke, ludicrously long and thin, with bird-like jaws that curve away from each other like a megaphone. So dysfunctional do these diverging...
aregan: SHAAAARK!
aregan (aregan)
JAWS was on the History Channel last night, as part of some special on shark attacks...
khelinski: RIP Dennis Weaver
...the LJ from the ordinary. (khelinski)
Jaws - there was DUEL. 'Gunsmoke' & ''McCloud' Actor Dennis Weaver Dies LOS ANGELES (AP) - Dennis Weaver,...
starsoakednites: broken glass
starsoakednites (starsoakednites)
pride as a million glass jewels dripped down the walls. They clambered through the window’s jaws and......
cuisinequeen: So Much Has Happened...
cuisinequeen (cuisinequeen)
Gross. I remember the S'mores Chewy bars were REALLY HARD! My poor jaws...further damaged. I should really take into account how this ED hurts various aspects ...
juleswilson
juleswilson (juleswilson)
midnight and a half Number of Fudge Rounds consumed: 8 Number of movies watched: 4 Number of them 'Jaws': 2.5 Number of drinks: 5 Number of them alchohalic: zero. all pineapple juice, I swear. Other miscellanious ...
everyroad2you: Buffy is just so wise....
everyroad2you (everyroad2you)
in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us... passion rules us all. And we obe...
pimpen_pnoy916
pimpen_pnoy916 (pimpen_pnoy916)
last ones left but life goes on..... [Verse One:] As I bail through tha empty halls breath stinkin' in my jaws ring, ring, ring quiet y'all incoming call plus this my homie from high school he's getting bye It's time to ...
thisparadise__: To Work On...
thisparadise__ (thisparadise__)
Nature programs with the salmon swimming upstream dodging with their last living urgency away from the open jaws of a mawing brown bear. We who both grew up in the warm part of...
bnsa: "New LJ Trend" I Remember When...
The Wolffman :-) (bnsa)
bicycle was your freedom to go to far away places... First run movies were $1.00 The Movie Jaws made me scared to go into the water... TV Dinners had Aluminum foil cover that......
wil_2005: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?
Wil (wil_2005)
Rouge (Three Colours Red) Amelie Say Anything... Some Kind of Wonderful Moulin Rouge Donnie Darko War of the Worlds (1952 version) Aliens Jaws Raiders of the Lost Ark Oddly enough the only one I havn't got on DVD is Aliens,...
jasgurl: Finally! The Torture is OVER!!
jasgurl (jasgurl)
Dicks continues to terrorize countless whale hunters, coming close to, but not quite, dying. Maybe Jaws is the new Moby Dick?......
kerendith
Sarah (kerendith)
Jaws doesn't count.) Mostly I've been reading mystery novels. (By David Dickinson, the Lord Powerscourt mysteries. Well,...
willcairns
willcairns (willcairns)
jaws/extortion/jungle fever on saturday but noone wants to drive me. ftw.......
yoshi08: Spring Break Part 2
yoshi08 (yoshi08)
get buttload of movies, and a new cd case, that holds 138 cds. Movies I purchased include: Predator Jaws The Muppet Movie Muppets Take Manhatten Freaked Lords of the Rings, Fellowship The Waterboy Muppets From Space x-Men not bad if i ...
masked_llama
masked_llama (masked_llama)
and the Incredible Hulk is a great coaster. On the other side, I recommend Jaws and Back to the Future. Very fun rides the both of them. The Shrek 4-D...
goinstyle: Fidget
goinstyle (goinstyle)
music. So that would make this a … poem She sits shuffling, Surveying, shifting, Stoically shredding Silent sentences Jaws set, the nail click. A glance. She draws forward, Reading the open letter. Her brow furrows. She chooses her next...
angelic_nl
Angelic (angelic_nl)
on that day and I'm not begging!" I was/ am so pissed off!!!! Well Tuesday=doomsday...my exam at Verhoeven...*Jaws theme playing* Oral or written..we'll see. First Friday......
damato_ervin: Diving great Waterman reflects on evolution of und
damato_ervin (damato_ervin)
before there were "liveaboard" diving safaris to the Maldives or Indonesia, before there was "Jaws," even before "Sea Hunt" was a gleam in Lloyd Bridges' eye, there was Stan Waterman...
weareelliott: Pizza Party
weareelliott (weareelliott)
unappealing man in front of us. While most people were standing there with open jaws or protecting their $2 pieces of pizza, Luke and I instinctively took it upon ...
stabmeintheback: An animated Gary Coleman?
שרה (stabmeintheback)
there was a 70s looking cartoon called 'The Gary Coleman Show'?! Allows adequate time for jaws to drop. Me neither. But apparently Comedy Central shows it on Sunday at 5a.m. ...
morsicle: The Hollywood bill on Scientology is coming due
Morsicle (morsicle)
ion for Hollywood types. But lately (and with most grateful thanks to South Park) people’s jaws have been dropping to the floor trying to comprehend just how nutty, stunningly bizarre, ...
captainalice: The Fight
captainalice (captainalice)
of his fur! Victorious, I tucked him under my arm to protect myself from his evil jaws! ......
smellytram
smellytram (smellytram)
as the overripe bananas we slice into our cereal bowls throwing ourselves into the jaws of some unknowable end" "If I were to let the newspapers I have bought in my...
cybered: Grrrrrrrr
cybered (cybered)
of annoying still,i'll see DM with vidar on monday. yay! i wish my tonsils wouldn't push my jaws that much......
digiteam: Disability Awareness
digiteam (digiteam)
Presentation to IA Staff Yesterday, Jesse Anderson gave Intermedia Arts' staff a short introduction to JAWS (screen reader software) and accessible web sites. Jesse is a member of the CTEP Accessibility...
knickers1138
Serena K.M. (knickers1138)
love to dance in shorts. 6. Binders really frighten me on account of their snapping jaws.......
saturnal_lace (in theaquacave): Movies
Jeanie (saturnal_lace)
Jaws"??? http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2705402?htv=12&htv=12&htv=12 And I know there is another shark movie being made: Megladon. Although I don't know when it comes out in theaters. What do you all think about all these movies?......
ardh: Oh Leather Daddys Oh Leather Daddys
ardh (ardh)
the families arrive from Michigan or Indiana for a weekend in Chicago and watch their jaws drop. On another amusing aside, the Illinois Family Institue has it's take on IML (they ...
gtfomyporch: awesome.
Justin (gtfomyporch)
ass, they are doing a retro film summer. http://www.ballantynevillage.com/bv/community/content.html?action=special I would love to see Raiders and Jaws in the theater. And they are showing The Proposition right now, I am thinking of...
piratekingchris
PirateKingChris (piratekingchris)
people actually follow the you-don't-have-to-wear-a-helmet law and smash their heads into windshields and break their jaws. Dumb fuck.......
chitter_nodrey: Boxisms, yay!
chitter_nodrey (chitter_nodrey)
Kids for Kids" potentially dirty sounding... "HO Star" Anything like the death star? "Anatomic Gel" "Esteoderm Bio Juice" "The Wobbler" "Vice Jaws Inc: The Soft Jaws Experts" "Estee Lauder Inc: Perfectionist Container" This was on the side of a...
arfy8820: Have One new shiny Toshiba!
arfy8820 (arfy8820)
, I will have a new laptop to play with! Of course, it'll come with jaws, but I'll quicly see to that. lol. It will be really good to be ...
p_posts_scripts: There Is Enough Food to Feed the World
el Dios de la Muerte (p_posts_scripts)
bstacle to saving the peoples of the world, to extracting masses of people from the jaws of starvation, disease, poverty and death, is fear. I believe that if the above ...
pirates_r_cute: Amore è attraente
Someone Somewhere Thinking of You (pirates_r_cute)
VENUS FLYTRAP...everyone is confused cause Bill doesn't know how to play...Amanda- its a movieMe- JAWS!!!!Then Eric and I played checkers and battleship and made a gigantic pyramid out of legos...
ally_catz: JAWS
ally_catz (ally_catz)
JAWS ON CHANNEL 26 RIGHT NOW!......
bec42: phew, time for a breather
bec42 (bec42)
KISS. Yes, THE KISS. The kiss that, when everyone saw it for the first time, their jaws dropped in shock. Well,......
frumpyfredda: [ I swear its true... I was just about to tell you I love you ]
Frumpy Fredda (frumpyfredda)
roses?Will he offer me his mouth? Yes!Will he offer me his teeth? Yes!Will he offer me his jaws? Yes!Will he offer me his hunger? Yes!Again, will he offer me his hunger? Yes! And will he starve without ...
jaded_chord
jaded_chord (jaded_chord)
jaws meeting the ground in shock, since I'm finally...updating. The only productive thing I've done since...
maelana: haha spiffy
maelana (maelana)
because of the jaw surgery. The braces will keep my teeth in place while my jaws heal, after the......
shark_heart: postscript:
shark_heart (shark_heart)
it's a good name and I am solely basing it on that. I am not Jaws. Get yo' paws offa my fin, offa my fin. that was terrible compared to ...
scubamay
scubamay (scubamay)
later, they were seperates.I had to half choke one, so that he would unlock his jaws!!scary.in other news...HA!well, the blonde did NOT work. right this minute i am sitting with ...
508wolfpack: kwisatz haderach
harry (508wolfpack)
jaws of Moloch climb on in weep no more darkness comes "tears unnumbered" mark my words day shall come again......
alenacat: canal tea
Queen of the Harpies (alenacat)
"icky anal herbs" "wand lodger" "vicar omit this" "salad job where" and "most enflamed" "cameras find hell", "bread jaws hole" and "by heck excel" "recycle each beck" and "sabre jowl head" "chic rank man" and "he...
rekindlyn: Bleak Horizon
Rekindled (rekindlyn)
breath on the back of my neck, I try to ignore it but my clenched jaws ache and the hated tears are a constant threat. My place of business has ...
ravenc4me: Posted using LJTalk...
Rachel Black (ravenc4me)
jaws. So far, it's not very accessible."......
krismaez: Just all about me
krismaez (krismaez)
ck lab named Velvet, and our three red eared sliders (turtles named Scully, Bumpy, and Jaws). We run a succesful print shop together, Zing Graphics, which this March has been ...
ladylibra86: update on interview
ladylibra86 (ladylibra86)
d be prooff reading. I didn't see what a big deal that was. I mean, Jaws will read the stuff back to me. I tried to explain that to him, ...
plasticentipede: Seven
plasticentipede (plasticentipede)
looked into the oak forest. In a clearing, bathed in golden sunlight was Kal. His jaws were open, revealing long, spider like mandibles that were dripping with venom or spit. ...
puppy_no: Letters
puppy_no (puppy_no)
broke, or were these really hard ones? From a "J" James Woods James Bond John Malcovich Jack Daniel's joy Jack Russell terriers Jaws (my favorite movie) jingle bells Jones,Tommy Lee jalapenos And from a "U" underwear that's pretty uncomfortable, uncomfortable things under ...
qwertier: Кельтская народная песня "Bitsoycle"
qwertier (qwertier)
say black I say white You say bark I say bite You say shark I say hey man Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars You say Rolls I say Royce You ...
fungalman: battle of the heroes pt. 2
fungalman (fungalman)
sword."tell me who you are if you don't want to die." the dragon clicked its jaws. "And this is Saphira." Harry stammered," it's a dragon?" " yes, and call her ...