Donald Rumsfeld

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n0poeticdvice (n0poeticdvice)
Donald Rumsfeld, US defense secretary, twice offered to resign amid the Abu Ghraib torture scandal, President...

xavierc: Holy Crap
Xavier (xavierc)
Donald Rumsfeld on the radio welcoming him. He was reassuring Howard that Australia wasn't at any...

rciaodree: From the Mind of Rummy
Octopus Grigori (rciaodree)
mind of that idea. Secretary of Defense and Chief War on Terror Thought-Channeler Donald Rumsfeld knows for a fact that the invasion of Iraq had nothing whatsoever to ...

redwitchesbrew: News Article About George W. Bush
Mz. Witchipoo (redwitchesbrew)
to terrorism. So fighting them there means it's more likely we'll have to fight them here? Donald Rumsfeld acknowledged yesterday that sophisticated......

milkmandan10
Danny (milkmandan10)
guy that I can't figure out And on the "red" team: *Dick Cheney *Colin Powell *Arnold Schwarzeneggar *Condi Rice *George W. Bush *Donald Rumsfeld *Sean Hannity *Newt Gingrich *Bill O'Reilly *And I'm pretty......

kaenhoushaki: OMFG...meme!!!!
Kaenhoushaki (kaenhoushaki)
characters you're going to use. 1. John Edwards 2. Dick cheney 3. Colin Powell 4. Rush Limbaugh 5. Paul Wolfowitz 6. Donald Rumsfeld 7. Tim Russert 8. Andrew Card 9. Bill Clinton 10. Patrick Leahy 11. George W Bush 12. Ted Kennedy (hehehhe....random ...

jesurgislac: Looting just happens, says Rumsfeld.
JeSurgisLac (jesurgislac)
Donald Rumsfeld has been strangely silent about the looting in New Orleans. Wonder why?......

tommybarbarella: NATIONAL RESPONSE PLAN, or How It Really Was The Feds' Fault
tommybarbarella (tommybarbarella)
of agreement, Federal departments and agencies" commit to implementing the plan. It is signed by Donald Rumsfeld, Tom Ridge, Tommy Thompson, Porter Gross, John Ashcroft, Colin Powell, Robert Mueller, Michael ...

lilbjorn: Letter to the Boston Globe
little bear (lilbjorn)
the Bush White House know what it means to take responsibility for something? When Donald Rumsfeld took "responsibiliity" for the torture at Abu Ghraib, it did not signal that ...

god_dreadin_jew
god_dreadin_jew (god_dreadin_jew)
parades paved with flowers in Baghdad, what Dick Cheney is to visionary energy policy, what Donald Rumsfeld is to basic war planning, what Tom Delay is to ethics and......

pchou: Bush, The Caring President
Paul Chou (pchou)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian...

doktor_ferro: If You're ReAlLy BoReD...
doktor_ferro (doktor_ferro)
on the screens behind the Architect provide some sweet scenery to chew upon. You can actually see Donald Rumsfeld and George W on the background monitors while The Architect says "...varying grotesqueries of your ...

notenoughkicks: a call to arms
Jordan (notenoughkicks)
think that's possible.) in any case. halo. be there or be.... you know.... + a joke for ya: Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 ...

thefemmevixen: Hysterical
TheFemmeVixen (thefemmevixen)
me very well. So, after I told him I was a Democrat, he said this: Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, ...

schnook121
Sam I AM (schnook121)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing: "Yesterday,terrorists killed 2 Brazilian civilians in Iraq." "OH NO!"...

elektra_lyte: Rumsfeld Briefing
elektra_lyte (elektra_lyte)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were...

sickbag: Quick Joke
sickbag (sickbag)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian...

orochi_nin: A Little Jokie Joke
orochi_nin (orochi_nin)
Donald Rumsfeld is going the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian...

nystana: Memes.
Jazz (nystana)
take up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?" "About a gallon........" ************* Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian...

mosssnack: Useful Idiot
mosssnack (mosssnack)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing, and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian...

irish_wiccan: Joke of the day...
Neil (irish_wiccan)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers...

waguardgirl: joke
waguardgirl (waguardgirl)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily > briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 > Brazilian...

ohnoitfelloff
Ian (ohnoitfelloff)
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" cries the President, "....

awestruckpagan
Amy (awestruckpagan)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers...

dangele
dangele (dangele)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3...

olivia218: say that again?!
olivia218 (olivia218)
there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know that we don't know." ~Donald Rumsfeld, trying to CLARIFY the war on terrorism during a Pentagon briefing......

kyadoshi: The colbert report. It's french... Bitch!
Николас - Memoirs of a Radical Dreamer (kyadoshi)
have to worship the god you have, and not necessarily the one you want." ~ Donald Rumsfeld. ......

dragon_4c: A couple of jokes
dragon_4c (dragon_4c)
right to bear arms is only slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears..... > Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes > by saying: "Yesterday, 3 ...

wiideawake
Rin (wiideawake)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3...

carolyn4beans
Beanie (carolyn4beans)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3...

micromachinewar
micromachinewar (micromachinewar)
donald rumsfeld the other day. and then i saw someone that had hair that looked like donald...

sickboy
mr. happy go lucky (sickboy)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers...

mocaffo: Brazillian
mocaffo (mocaffo)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers...

lalalanono
Avocado Swiss Chicken Sandwich (lalalanono)
but then I thought, you know what? A man wouldn't second guess himself like this. Donald Rumsfeld never says, 'Hey, I can't be Secretary of Defense. I've never even served ...

acksynjacksyn: Saddam..or NO.
acksynjacksyn (acksynjacksyn)
creation of a 'global Pax Americana' was drawn up for Dick Cheney (now vice- president), Donald Rumsfeld (defence secretary), Paul Wolfowitz (Rumsfeld's deputy), George W Bush's younger brother Jeb and......

ikkin (in lcyd): stop me if you've heard this one
Jasmine Nicole Bruns (ikkin)
Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concluded by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers...

pure_agnostic: The Tragedy of MacBush
The Kensho Agnostic (pure_agnostic)
Reid Thane Angus - Senator Patrick Leahy Thane Cathness - Senator Rick Santorum Seyton - Secretary Donald Rumsfeld Witch 1 - Karl Rove Witch 2 - Tom Delay Witch 3 - Alberto Gonzales The play is...

augiefaerie: S'been awhile, but I found this to be funny
Augie (augiefaerie)
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh no!" exclaims the...

yrosalita: the more things change, the more they stay the same
yrosalita (yrosalita)
warrants to gather foreign intelligence, according to newly disclosed government documents. George H.W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are cited in the documents. The roughly 200 pages of historic records...

superataripong: Nick vs. Chinese Food, and The Pittsburgh Steelers
LCPL. Nick Houghton (superataripong)
crack up laughing. its all about shock and awe kids. and i'm fucking donald rumsfeld of the dating war. 1. the first time i ever met alysha wells, ...

fontaine85: Coffee with the FT: On love and war (Financial Tim
fontaine85 (fontaine85)
Donald Rumsfeld, we were in the bar at Shannon Airport on the way back from his...

musicjulie: Jokes
Julie (musicjulie)
of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." "But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor." "We can't......

uncagedbird: Friday Funny...
-t, of the leaf (uncagedbird)
Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and...

mixer2435: News Of the Effed Up--Destination: New York City
mixer2435 (mixer2435)
Donald Rumsfeld announced an Aggressive Campaign to Brainwash the Muslim World.Secretary Rumsfeld, holding a half-full (or...

lehior: No Big Deal, Pentagon Says (Washington Post)
lehior (lehior)
Donald Rumsfeld, says. Well-meaning, honest mistakes: no big deal. That's how the Secretary of Defense describes...

cryanesthesi67: Gawker Stalker: George Clooney Beats Small Child w
cryanesthesi67 (cryanesthesi67)
Donald Rumsfeld, Lindsay.........

bluntmouse: I just love stupid shit
bluntmouse (bluntmouse)
Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, "Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad." Bush...

tisha_leticia: Want a good laugh?
Caution: It's Tisha to you! (tisha_leticia)
as I like Bush, I thought this joke was hysterical. So I had to share it. Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed ...

kelleyc: wah wah waaaah
kelleyc (kelleyc)
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were...

peacnluv: BREAKING NEWS!
peacnluv (peacnluv)
protractor, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He...

formella: The End DOES NOT justify the means...
Mark Formella (formella)
save them from evil.  She is in an asylum, why aren't G.W., Uncle Dick and Donald Rumsfeld there too?......

timofsuburbia: 9/11 Mysteries (Full Length, High Quality)
timofsuburbia (timofsuburbia)
9/11 911 9-11 september 11 11th truth conspiracy theory theories theorist george bush dick cheney donald rumsfeld paul wolfowitz......

kaylaja: 9/11 Mysteries (Full Length, High Quality)
Kaylaja (kaylaja)
9/11 911 9-11 september 11 11th truth conspiracy theory theories theorist george bush dick cheney donald rumsfeld paul wolfowitz......

andika_p: BUSH's DICTIONARY
andika_p (andika_p)
Ashcroft - Big Brother. England - Home of cheerleader captain Tony Blair. Osama bin Laden - Who? Donald Rumsfeld - Mr. Wargasm. Coalition of the Willing - All the little countries who know we'd...

vivaine666: Breaking News
Sheila (vivaine666)
Donald Rumsfeld just stepped down. I guess everyone thinking you suck at your job and...

beachgirl12: times are a-changing..
Christie (beachgirl12)
watch the news right now. it's too depressing. democrat control of the house? donald rumsfeld stepping down? nancy pelosi? wha? *deep breath* one month until ...

jack_rabbi: Texas A&M makes national news!
Lord Echeleon's Archnemesis (jack_rabbi)
made public by now, but I'm sharing it anyway: So in case you haven't heard yet, Donald Rumsfeld resigned as Secretary of Defense today, and replacing him is current Texas A&M ...

seratonein: everything's coming up milhouse!
Fast Hands Mean Less Whipping (seratonein)
initiatives failed by big enough margins to keep them from coming back for awhile. + donald rumsfeld resigned. even better, bush knew it was going to happen last week but de...