Cops
1,000 postspain2the_bone: holy shit
pain2the_bone (pain2the_bone)
scary shit. Frist, a party me and my friends were at got busted...by the cops. and it was scary as hell. I didn't get caught cause I was DD but...
pain2the_bone (pain2the_bone)
scary shit. Frist, a party me and my friends were at got busted...by the cops. and it was scary as hell. I didn't get caught cause I was DD but...
agreeneyedgirl: boredom!!
agreeneyedgirl (agreeneyedgirl)
Lip Piercing. You little punkass kid, get off my freaking lawn! And stop making the rent-a-cops......
agreeneyedgirl (agreeneyedgirl)
Lip Piercing. You little punkass kid, get off my freaking lawn! And stop making the rent-a-cops......
consciousdefect: Shocking Relevation Within Crusty Chateau
spydr (consciousdefect)
cops! There's a cop outside!" Val shouts. The next several moments were of the four...
spydr (consciousdefect)
cops! There's a cop outside!" Val shouts. The next several moments were of the four...
shucknhusker: All Aliens go to Heaven
Aaron Hoffmeyer (shucknhusker)
after an hour and brittany is like "This is our first night here and the cops have already been called" haha. Jory insisted it was going to......
Aaron Hoffmeyer (shucknhusker)
after an hour and brittany is like "This is our first night here and the cops have already been called" haha. Jory insisted it was going to......
portraitinflesh: It reminds me of a laxative commercial.
PsychodelicateGirl (portraitinflesh)
nd i missed michael...and i was drunk and it was oh so fun. The the cops came which was funny, and no one hid in the grass..lol now i ...
PsychodelicateGirl (portraitinflesh)
nd i missed michael...and i was drunk and it was oh so fun. The the cops came which was funny, and no one hid in the grass..lol now i ...
sanityinwords
SanityInWords (sanityinwords)
a party like Bengi's last one. Although the female element was nice. Stupid cops. Still waiting on insurance cards so I can get my kidneys......
SanityInWords (sanityinwords)
a party like Bengi's last one. Although the female element was nice. Stupid cops. Still waiting on insurance cards so I can get my kidneys......
inlovethanh: pit party
Sandra McKee (inlovethanh)
i DONT KNOW eating pizza hummy....he drives soo fast......ummm ya some poeplesaid there were cops on the toher road soo we all run to the cars and left really really...
Sandra McKee (inlovethanh)
i DONT KNOW eating pizza hummy....he drives soo fast......ummm ya some poeplesaid there were cops on the toher road soo we all run to the cars and left really really...
special_k26
special_k26 (special_k26)
PURPLEdancinduck (1:16:10 AM): Standin' on the corner straight slangin' rocks Aw ahit! Here comes the muthafuckin' cops! So I dash, I ducks, and I hides behind a tree Makin' sure the muthafuckas don't see...
special_k26 (special_k26)
PURPLEdancinduck (1:16:10 AM): Standin' on the corner straight slangin' rocks Aw ahit! Here comes the muthafuckin' cops! So I dash, I ducks, and I hides behind a tree Makin' sure the muthafuckas don't see...
make_the_time: Can You Do A Pig?
Another Radiohead (make_the_time)
for the week! So, on the news today, a colored man shot and killed 3 cops, and stole a car. Now, people are suing GTA's retailers Wal-Mart and Gamestop, and ...
Another Radiohead (make_the_time)
for the week! So, on the news today, a colored man shot and killed 3 cops, and stole a car. Now, people are suing GTA's retailers Wal-Mart and Gamestop, and ...
callmenerwanda7: A Whisper in Time lasts forever
callmenerwanda7 (callmenerwanda7)
cops and robbers with my little toy gun i brought all of the criminals to justice and when i...
callmenerwanda7 (callmenerwanda7)
cops and robbers with my little toy gun i brought all of the criminals to justice and when i...
smokeymacpot: Ain't found a way to kill me yet.
♪ Breast Milk ♪ (smokeymacpot)
the most amazing person ever tomorrow and Friday. Makes me happy. My hair is fucked. Cops in Chelsea/Shelby County are dumb. I had my arm through that little triangle window ...
♪ Breast Milk ♪ (smokeymacpot)
the most amazing person ever tomorrow and Friday. Makes me happy. My hair is fucked. Cops in Chelsea/Shelby County are dumb. I had my arm through that little triangle window ...
the_anguisette: The Stupidity of Corporate
Anguisette (the_anguisette)
on Shrink, right? How you umm...NEVER confront someone, and you only call the cops if you see them take something? So it was 5ish, shift change. So somehow i...
Anguisette (the_anguisette)
on Shrink, right? How you umm...NEVER confront someone, and you only call the cops if you see them take something? So it was 5ish, shift change. So somehow i...
chadrtaylor: Life
Chad (chadrtaylor)
even used my word quixotic on me because I got its meaning mixed up>..< damn cops, did I ever tell you I hate all cops? (well..all but one.. )anywayz, imma ...
Chad (chadrtaylor)
even used my word quixotic on me because I got its meaning mixed up>..< damn cops, did I ever tell you I hate all cops? (well..all but one.. )anywayz, imma ...
hyperjy86: In need of a vacation
Yes Jennie (hyperjy86)
side swiped me. no real noticeable damage to my car, so we didnt call the cops. I have been working about 50-60 hours a week. It sucks. I feel like I ...
Yes Jennie (hyperjy86)
side swiped me. no real noticeable damage to my car, so we didnt call the cops. I have been working about 50-60 hours a week. It sucks. I feel like I ...
gvonk: In the news...
Garrett M Vonk (gvonk)
think using your 19-month old baby as a shield in a shootout with the cops is one of the most despicable acts I've heard of in a long time. ...
Garrett M Vonk (gvonk)
think using your 19-month old baby as a shield in a shootout with the cops is one of the most despicable acts I've heard of in a long time. ...
marconiplein
word imperfect (marconiplein)
situations i am remarkably NOT curious. given my beliefs and what i know about the cops i should be. i wonder if this is a sign that i should move?......
word imperfect (marconiplein)
situations i am remarkably NOT curious. given my beliefs and what i know about the cops i should be. i wonder if this is a sign that i should move?......
fandeathvictim
fandeathvictim (fandeathvictim)
cops got the guy. Im just sorry it took someone else getting hurt for my family to get closure.......
fandeathvictim (fandeathvictim)
cops got the guy. Im just sorry it took someone else getting hurt for my family to get closure.......
bearystl
Bearystl (bearystl)
e got robbed this morning. When I left for lunch, there were about 30 cops swarming the area - it looked like opening day at a Dunkin Donut. ...
Bearystl (bearystl)
e got robbed this morning. When I left for lunch, there were about 30 cops swarming the area - it looked like opening day at a Dunkin Donut. ...
dorksquad55
kenny kaos (dorksquad55)
i saw it from across the street right before courtney and i left and the cops showed up. o well, it looked like someone got fucked up.......
kenny kaos (dorksquad55)
i saw it from across the street right before courtney and i left and the cops showed up. o well, it looked like someone got fucked up.......
rkrkxx: Don't let me near your car, lest you want flat tires...
annie (rkrkxx)
the hookers kelsey said walked around down there at night....but there were so many cops there weren't any. So we drove around and acted drunk out of our minds. At...
annie (rkrkxx)
the hookers kelsey said walked around down there at night....but there were so many cops there weren't any. So we drove around and acted drunk out of our minds. At...
aeroaggiesmith: heal me...
Michelle (aeroaggiesmith)
a crazy high tech one (so yeah don't bother trying to break in here cops will be on your butts in about 3 mins). Anyway, he was saying he ...
Michelle (aeroaggiesmith)
a crazy high tech one (so yeah don't bother trying to break in here cops will be on your butts in about 3 mins). Anyway, he was saying he ...
dotfic: Fic rec: Stray bullets
dotfic (dotfic)
like a version of "Gotham Central" that looks at priests and social workers instead of cops, but it's not. It's quite different). Check out the latest, Father Daniel. Then go read ...
dotfic (dotfic)
like a version of "Gotham Central" that looks at priests and social workers instead of cops, but it's not. It's quite different). Check out the latest, Father Daniel. Then go read ...
big_georgie
George Sprague (big_georgie)
camp and chased him to his camper using a 4 wheeler threatening to call the cops if he wasn't gone in 5mins, reving the engine while doing cricles around his......
George Sprague (big_georgie)
camp and chased him to his camper using a 4 wheeler threatening to call the cops if he wasn't gone in 5mins, reving the engine while doing cricles around his......
the_justice
the_justice (the_justice)
have been worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop say I love cops, for anyone but me Your private eye. And you found everything you need to make a life ...
the_justice (the_justice)
have been worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop say I love cops, for anyone but me Your private eye. And you found everything you need to make a life ...
wiltedrose_3: holy shit!!!
wiltedrose_3 (wiltedrose_3)
car going by or something...so i kept on walking and i come across two cops who were searching this guy...i was like oh great why do i have to b...
wiltedrose_3 (wiltedrose_3)
car going by or something...so i kept on walking and i come across two cops who were searching this guy...i was like oh great why do i have to b...
bmuscottie1: drunk in public...
Scott (bmuscottie1)
chill and drink (michelle, jeff, and myself). things were going fine until the park rent-a-cops showed......
Scott (bmuscottie1)
chill and drink (michelle, jeff, and myself). things were going fine until the park rent-a-cops showed......
dseraph
Nibbler (dseraph)
i have to worry about my shit being stolen while i am at work. The cops said they couldnt get any usable fingerprints off my car, and that i was ...
Nibbler (dseraph)
i have to worry about my shit being stolen while i am at work. The cops said they couldnt get any usable fingerprints off my car, and that i was ...
staceybaxter: You got menthol!? Hook me up baby!
whiskey works better than beer (staceybaxter)
. . . Dont Do it. Theres a good chance it's only because two cops are coming you're way and he doesn't want to get the wrap for open ...
whiskey works better than beer (staceybaxter)
. . . Dont Do it. Theres a good chance it's only because two cops are coming you're way and he doesn't want to get the wrap for open ...
wikitlette420: ugh.
wikitlette420 (wikitlette420)
damn fight with my mom but i didnt get kicked out she called the cops on me cops i went off on her at home.....shit u dont even no. ...
wikitlette420 (wikitlette420)
damn fight with my mom but i didnt get kicked out she called the cops on me cops i went off on her at home.....shit u dont even no. ...
ge_st_alt: U.N. panel: No country should dominate Web
ge_st_alt (ge_st_alt)
it intended to maintain control over the computers that serve as the Internet's principal traffic cops. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8576149/ In a report released Thursday, the U.N. panel outlined four possible options for the ...
ge_st_alt (ge_st_alt)
it intended to maintain control over the computers that serve as the Internet's principal traffic cops. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8576149/ In a report released Thursday, the U.N. panel outlined four possible options for the ...
only_in_dreemzz: HE WANTS TO KILL A COP.
abso fucking lutley (only_in_dreemzz)
that was parked at the school board office... or something. and so the cops called my dad at 4 in the morning and made him bring me home. ...
abso fucking lutley (only_in_dreemzz)
that was parked at the school board office... or something. and so the cops called my dad at 4 in the morning and made him bring me home. ...
xstaroftheseax
xstaroftheseax (xstaroftheseax)
ever. And ooooooo there was a mysterious backpack found so there were all theese cops and like a swat team. I was a little frightened. Then we saw Averi. They...
xstaroftheseax (xstaroftheseax)
ever. And ooooooo there was a mysterious backpack found so there were all theese cops and like a swat team. I was a little frightened. Then we saw Averi. They...
tukativa: well.
Corey (tukativa)
far as the eye can see. oh, and btw, i don't trust aston. or their cops. the ones that stop you for no reason and keep you away from your d...
Corey (tukativa)
far as the eye can see. oh, and btw, i don't trust aston. or their cops. the ones that stop you for no reason and keep you away from your d...
mysongsunspoken: Dream Update
mysongsunspoken (mysongsunspoken)
Mike to get beer and I got coolers, and we parked at Vanessas and the cops kame and raided everyones car and poured out all their liqour, So mike and ...
mysongsunspoken (mysongsunspoken)
Mike to get beer and I got coolers, and we parked at Vanessas and the cops kame and raided everyones car and poured out all their liqour, So mike and ...
sandy_dreams: dear god, this redness is frying my brain
chlesea.....thats right.chlesea. (sandy_dreams)
kid is so booked up. its crazy talk. dont hide the drugs in your pants, the cops are not afraid to go there. dear goodwin. good luck today. seriously. i miss you. i ...
chlesea.....thats right.chlesea. (sandy_dreams)
kid is so booked up. its crazy talk. dont hide the drugs in your pants, the cops are not afraid to go there. dear goodwin. good luck today. seriously. i miss you. i ...
dreamplum: Works in Progress update
Kitten in a Mitten (dreamplum)
just gettin' steamy (this is the thing with the gay bar getting raided by the cops that I posted the first two sentences of two......
Kitten in a Mitten (dreamplum)
just gettin' steamy (this is the thing with the gay bar getting raided by the cops that I posted the first two sentences of two......
marvelahs: Three things can and have made this day better:
kievbaby (marvelahs)
my shag shawl, my new jean skirt, and heels, damn it. Servers dressed as Ukrainian cops. The best chicken salad ever. "Hawaiian" pizza: pineapple, chicken, black olives. And then all ...
kievbaby (marvelahs)
my shag shawl, my new jean skirt, and heels, damn it. Servers dressed as Ukrainian cops. The best chicken salad ever. "Hawaiian" pizza: pineapple, chicken, black olives. And then all ...
bmore_emo
bmore_emo (bmore_emo)
partying to much so latley my life has been surrounded by major drug deals, cops, coke, whatever but i dont like it too much i am leaving with my...
bmore_emo (bmore_emo)
partying to much so latley my life has been surrounded by major drug deals, cops, coke, whatever but i dont like it too much i am leaving with my...
manjisnowcone
manjisnowcone (manjisnowcone)
cops on me. I'm staying with my sister now, about 2 miles away from wilmington. I have...
manjisnowcone (manjisnowcone)
cops on me. I'm staying with my sister now, about 2 miles away from wilmington. I have...
samnshawn111: WOW
samnshawn111 (samnshawn111)
love/like/interested in.... so... far... my summer has been fun except for the fact that cops stroll down my street 3 deep... yea.. three cops in a car... you know they...
samnshawn111 (samnshawn111)
love/like/interested in.... so... far... my summer has been fun except for the fact that cops stroll down my street 3 deep... yea.. three cops in a car... you know they...
scabrendan: It had to happen eventually...
SCABrendan (scabrendan)
bly just dumb kids. All they got was a jar of Ashley's change, so the cops didn't even want to check it out and file a report, but they went ...
SCABrendan (scabrendan)
bly just dumb kids. All they got was a jar of Ashley's change, so the cops didn't even want to check it out and file a report, but they went ...
1wtchywmn
1wtchywmn (1wtchywmn)
feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. Nelson Mandela ~~ What the hell are these cops suppose to do? A man uses his "baby" as a shield as he's shooting...
1wtchywmn (1wtchywmn)
feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. Nelson Mandela ~~ What the hell are these cops suppose to do? A man uses his "baby" as a shield as he's shooting...
angeluskisses00: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Angeluskisses00 (angeluskisses00)
parked illegally too. Poor mom. Shes sad. I had to call the cops for her....and then rush to my appt. some little kid is screaming outside ...
Angeluskisses00 (angeluskisses00)
parked illegally too. Poor mom. Shes sad. I had to call the cops for her....and then rush to my appt. some little kid is screaming outside ...
shatter707: U.N. Plans How to Take Control of the Internet
Shatter (shatter707)
intended to maintain control over the computers that serve as the Internet's principal traffic cops. In a report released Thursday, the U.N. panel outlined four possible options for the future...
Shatter (shatter707)
intended to maintain control over the computers that serve as the Internet's principal traffic cops. In a report released Thursday, the U.N. panel outlined four possible options for the future...
alecia0804: *_Another Random Survey_*
alecia0804 (alecia0804)
makes you happy? my mom, and friends. and booze ;) What upsets you? boys, chemistry, cops First: First best friend: Nicole. :-) First boyfriend: Jeff.. aww First real memory of ...
alecia0804 (alecia0804)
makes you happy? my mom, and friends. and booze ;) What upsets you? boys, chemistry, cops First: First best friend: Nicole. :-) First boyfriend: Jeff.. aww First real memory of ...
wardrich
Richard (wardrich)
we went to a bar and firetrucks went in the direction of the buildings. Cops came into the bar and Kori hid under the table that I was at. Then...
Richard (wardrich)
we went to a bar and firetrucks went in the direction of the buildings. Cops came into the bar and Kori hid under the table that I was at. Then...
unspokensecrets: you can't exist without a frame...
unspokensecrets (unspokensecrets)
into the hallway only to enter the scene of some bizarre police confrontation. Two cops were cornering this gentleman in my hallway and I was told "Ma'am would you plea...
unspokensecrets (unspokensecrets)
into the hallway only to enter the scene of some bizarre police confrontation. Two cops were cornering this gentleman in my hallway and I was told "Ma'am would you plea...
ninasoldada: no.
zero (ninasoldada)
Copsb.) Animal Cops orc.) one of the countless Girls Gone Wild videos?Other than that, my life...
zero (ninasoldada)
Copsb.) Animal Cops orc.) one of the countless Girls Gone Wild videos?Other than that, my life...
wishing_i_was
snelling (wishing_i_was)
limit while blasting "the rap music" with the windows down. we passed two state cops on the way. haha. we bounced right into the parking lot and people were sta...
snelling (wishing_i_was)
limit while blasting "the rap music" with the windows down. we passed two state cops on the way. haha. we bounced right into the parking lot and people were sta...
kat2050
LiL RoXy GiRL (kat2050)
was in North Carolina fourth of July they were drinking literally all day and night.. The cops ended up coming out that night because we had a bonfire in the middle of the...
LiL RoXy GiRL (kat2050)
was in North Carolina fourth of July they were drinking literally all day and night.. The cops ended up coming out that night because we had a bonfire in the middle of the...
ufo8mykat: Drunk Driver
ufo8mykat (ufo8mykat)
was. Police report filed. hit and run. I got the tag. The cops found an empty 40 in the back seat of their car. I found a...
ufo8mykat (ufo8mykat)
was. Police report filed. hit and run. I got the tag. The cops found an empty 40 in the back seat of their car. I found a...
cherrypop53
cherry (cherrypop53)
good care of me i love him. my buddy ace got in trouble by the cops for peeing on a tree. god people have the worst luck. i smoked so ...
cherry (cherrypop53)
good care of me i love him. my buddy ace got in trouble by the cops for peeing on a tree. god people have the worst luck. i smoked so ...
___falsepassion
chelsea. (___falsepassion)
one oclock in the morning and shes going pretty fast and i see some cops so i tell her to slow down and she does and then some crazy guy...
chelsea. (___falsepassion)
one oclock in the morning and shes going pretty fast and i see some cops so i tell her to slow down and she does and then some crazy guy...
thefirst
Shendra (thefirst)
#3 rolls in and I buzz him in too. About five minutes later, The three cops inside come out with some girl looking about 18 in a white shirt, and ...
Shendra (thefirst)
#3 rolls in and I buzz him in too. About five minutes later, The three cops inside come out with some girl looking about 18 in a white shirt, and ...
sabbitha: history number 70-2
sab (sabbitha)
an hour later i come back out and walk up that street to find the cops only now taking down the tape. as i pass one, turn to him "can i ...
sab (sabbitha)
an hour later i come back out and walk up that street to find the cops only now taking down the tape. as i pass one, turn to him "can i ...
jadedeath: unfortunately... it doesn't have the option for Uwe Boll movies as weapons...
Jade Death (jadedeath)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
Jade Death (jadedeath)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
xcrishx: If Ever
xcrishx (xcrishx)
turn around you're gone But tonight i won't tell anyone I should call the cops Or i should call your father But you're sayin' you don't care So maybe ...
xcrishx (xcrishx)
turn around you're gone But tonight i won't tell anyone I should call the cops Or i should call your father But you're sayin' you don't care So maybe ...
edfnblair: Show review
edfnblair (edfnblair)
cops are lame. "GET IN THE CLUB OR GO HOME!" RARRGH NO HANGING OUT IN A BACK...
edfnblair (edfnblair)
cops are lame. "GET IN THE CLUB OR GO HOME!" RARRGH NO HANGING OUT IN A BACK...
xnakedxjadex: what a night
xnakedxjadex (xnakedxjadex)
cops showed up!!! DAMN IT.. Cory, Craven, Jenny I love you guys. Pete Im sorry I...
xnakedxjadex (xnakedxjadex)
cops showed up!!! DAMN IT.. Cory, Craven, Jenny I love you guys. Pete Im sorry I...
uberaeryn: SG-1
uberaeryn (uberaeryn)
constant nagging of Teal'c and the 'Hey! Ain't this fun? Doncha miss it? C'mon, buddy cops, you and me!' "Bullets bounce!" Hee! And the implied crush on Carter? Cute.......
uberaeryn (uberaeryn)
constant nagging of Teal'c and the 'Hey! Ain't this fun? Doncha miss it? C'mon, buddy cops, you and me!' "Bullets bounce!" Hee! And the implied crush on Carter? Cute.......
fluxystar
Fluxy Star (fluxystar)
lot, and then fed little pieces to some birds. Then we drove home, followed some cops and eventually back home. wow.. so later that night Hilary and Sarrah picked me up. ...
Fluxy Star (fluxystar)
lot, and then fed little pieces to some birds. Then we drove home, followed some cops and eventually back home. wow.. so later that night Hilary and Sarrah picked me up. ...
lizahippie: day #2 away from the clan!
lizahippie (lizahippie)
cop! We were only a few inches away from his gun! It was sooooooooooooooooooooo cool! Cops are funny...lol Later... The electricity went off in her house as we were about to go ...
lizahippie (lizahippie)
cop! We were only a few inches away from his gun! It was sooooooooooooooooooooo cool! Cops are funny...lol Later... The electricity went off in her house as we were about to go ...
cantstopprinced
all the ladies say (cantstopprinced)
locations out west. everyone move out here. there is only one problem. THE FUCKING COPS. shit i thought texas was bad but cali cops are sick. or i should say...
all the ladies say (cantstopprinced)
locations out west. everyone move out here. there is only one problem. THE FUCKING COPS. shit i thought texas was bad but cali cops are sick. or i should say...
shingomaniac
shingomaniac (shingomaniac)
cops are doing spot checks in busses and giving people pointers on how to spot a...
shingomaniac (shingomaniac)
cops are doing spot checks in busses and giving people pointers on how to spot a...
starburstchick
Jessica (starburstchick)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
Jessica (starburstchick)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
steel_lily33: Arts Fest
steel_lily33 (steel_lily33)
the summer. It rivals a fall football weekend with 2 rival festivals, 100,000+ people, cops (including the ones on horsies, my fave!), and craziness galore. I went to the...
steel_lily33 (steel_lily33)
the summer. It rivals a fall football weekend with 2 rival festivals, 100,000+ people, cops (including the ones on horsies, my fave!), and craziness galore. I went to the...
loretta78: Could this day get any worse? MEH
Loretta (loretta78)
cops. I hate them. 2) I missed the deadline for submitting a conference paper proposal....
Loretta (loretta78)
cops. I hate them. 2) I missed the deadline for submitting a conference paper proposal....
g00mb4: GQ Updates
g00mb4 (g00mb4)
Thugs, and Authorities 1920" it's set in the 1920's (obviously) and you play either cops or mobsters. You get 1 character of renown, and 5 croonies who are his gang....
g00mb4 (g00mb4)
Thugs, and Authorities 1920" it's set in the 1920's (obviously) and you play either cops or mobsters. You get 1 character of renown, and 5 croonies who are his gang....
thevanillaninja
Bryan J. (thevanillaninja)
cops are so lazy. tonight I.. turned without a signal, into the wrong lane, with no right rear tail...
Bryan J. (thevanillaninja)
cops are so lazy. tonight I.. turned without a signal, into the wrong lane, with no right rear tail...
krhainos: liquid crystal display?
KRHAiNOS (krhainos)
COPS episode about meth) (01:46:53) KRHAiNOS: i almost typed LSD (01:46:54) KRHAiNOS: XD (01:46:57) KRHAiNOS: LSD is also colorful. (01:47:05)...
KRHAiNOS (krhainos)
COPS episode about meth) (01:46:53) KRHAiNOS: i almost typed LSD (01:46:54) KRHAiNOS: XD (01:46:57) KRHAiNOS: LSD is also colorful. (01:47:05)...
mildredpierce: cops suck
your ass is judy jetson (mildredpierce)
for driving around the neighborhood, and had my car searched for being suspiciously nonchalant. cops can be such dicks. At least he didn't find anything. Why is it that the...
your ass is judy jetson (mildredpierce)
for driving around the neighborhood, and had my car searched for being suspiciously nonchalant. cops can be such dicks. At least he didn't find anything. Why is it that the...
abyss_of_colors: Working on icons and quizzes
abyss_of_colors (abyss_of_colors)
no 'the'. *huge smile*) Nuriko (Fushigi Yugi...by fav. character btw) Yomiko Readman (R.O.D. hell yeah!) Home Movies Animal Cops (Detroit and Houston...shut up!) Read Or Dream Mamoru (Sailor Moon...'cause that guy doesn't have much fan lovin') Oh...
abyss_of_colors (abyss_of_colors)
no 'the'. *huge smile*) Nuriko (Fushigi Yugi...by fav. character btw) Yomiko Readman (R.O.D. hell yeah!) Home Movies Animal Cops (Detroit and Houston...shut up!) Read Or Dream Mamoru (Sailor Moon...'cause that guy doesn't have much fan lovin') Oh...
emocratic: Bloody Sunday
emocratic (emocratic)
Sunday (The Backwards Movie) Cast: Mathias as David = Disturbed individual that acts normal. Abuses the "no cops in Chillicothe" Fact. Joshua as Zach = Recently Moved to Chillicothe and became......
emocratic (emocratic)
Sunday (The Backwards Movie) Cast: Mathias as David = Disturbed individual that acts normal. Abuses the "no cops in Chillicothe" Fact. Joshua as Zach = Recently Moved to Chillicothe and became......
jellykarma: WoOt! 69%
jellykarma (jellykarma)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
jellykarma (jellykarma)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
insaanety: Gooone
Come and dig it (insaanety)
he was a friend or a foe cuz he brought all his friends and the cops came so we headed home. He was hella funny though. Well a good thing ...
Come and dig it (insaanety)
he was a friend or a foe cuz he brought all his friends and the cops came so we headed home. He was hella funny though. Well a good thing ...
sour_claudz: i like my sugar with coffee and cream :)
Claudia Alvarado =) (sour_claudz)
to see g-ma. She always makes everything better. Picked up some pics from Wal-Mart. Drove back from there. Cops were around and they were totally clueless about my lack of license. Rebel Rebel ;) Got home. Changed. M...
Claudia Alvarado =) (sour_claudz)
to see g-ma. She always makes everything better. Picked up some pics from Wal-Mart. Drove back from there. Cops were around and they were totally clueless about my lack of license. Rebel Rebel ;) Got home. Changed. M...
roby_packer: cameras and their americans
roby_packer (roby_packer)
lar and fall under knife caught w/ pot- they put it out cameras on almost every corner few cops on the street the british know world politics (maybe i just don't) big brother is most ...
roby_packer (roby_packer)
lar and fall under knife caught w/ pot- they put it out cameras on almost every corner few cops on the street the british know world politics (maybe i just don't) big brother is most ...
tinkerbelle_16: fun times
tinkerbelle_16 (tinkerbelle_16)
ur head out of the gutters its not for sexual reasons, i used to play cops and robbers in my old neighborhood) and anyway meg started playing with these handcuff ...
tinkerbelle_16 (tinkerbelle_16)
ur head out of the gutters its not for sexual reasons, i used to play cops and robbers in my old neighborhood) and anyway meg started playing with these handcuff ...
acidwarp: weird dream
acidwarp (acidwarp)
my former room-mate and one of his friends gang-raped and murdered a blonde girl. The cops had me dead to rights and I woke up so scared.......
acidwarp (acidwarp)
my former room-mate and one of his friends gang-raped and murdered a blonde girl. The cops had me dead to rights and I woke up so scared.......
i_dare_myself: the hungry girl is gone
i_dare_myself (i_dare_myself)
one night last week she got arrested in what was clearly a sting. The cops appeared suddenly, surrounded a car full of crack heads, and took only her. ...
i_dare_myself (i_dare_myself)
one night last week she got arrested in what was clearly a sting. The cops appeared suddenly, surrounded a car full of crack heads, and took only her. ...
hailz1989: SUPER BORED!
Haley (hailz1989)
of the house: nope Played spin the bottle: yes Toliet-papered someone's house/property: nope Tutored someone: yes Called the cops: nope Eaten Filet Mignon: no Had a crush on a teacher: nope..Ive thought a teacher was attractive...
Haley (hailz1989)
of the house: nope Played spin the bottle: yes Toliet-papered someone's house/property: nope Tutored someone: yes Called the cops: nope Eaten Filet Mignon: no Had a crush on a teacher: nope..Ive thought a teacher was attractive...
maasaction007
maasaction007 (maasaction007)
cops know the location of our house more than they need to... Cop 1: Hey do you...
maasaction007 (maasaction007)
cops know the location of our house more than they need to... Cop 1: Hey do you...
_killyou_
_killyou_ (_killyou_)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
_killyou_ (_killyou_)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
this_is_song: omg!!!11!!
Shindou Shuichi (this_is_song)
along with alot of things they bought with Yuki's money. We called the cops and they were arrested them. I only got to be with him for 2...
Shindou Shuichi (this_is_song)
along with alot of things they bought with Yuki's money. We called the cops and they were arrested them. I only got to be with him for 2...
tadakimacun
Carly Brown (tadakimacun)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
Carly Brown (tadakimacun)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
queen_of_nothin
queen_of_nothin (queen_of_nothin)
take all of the sexual harassment from my boss any more. Also the cops will shut down the business soon. If you want to know why just ...
queen_of_nothin (queen_of_nothin)
take all of the sexual harassment from my boss any more. Also the cops will shut down the business soon. If you want to know why just ...
quityourdayjob: Busy free time
quityourdayjob (quityourdayjob)
dancing at her aunts. we've decided that we're gonna go clubbing... girls only... also the cops showed up.. four of them cuz meagan was screaming as if she was getting......
quityourdayjob (quityourdayjob)
dancing at her aunts. we've decided that we're gonna go clubbing... girls only... also the cops showed up.. four of them cuz meagan was screaming as if she was getting......
snacktor
Roadie (snacktor)
three drawings she has completed for our cd cover. should be pretty sweet. rawr. P.S. cops are annoying.......
Roadie (snacktor)
three drawings she has completed for our cd cover. should be pretty sweet. rawr. P.S. cops are annoying.......
nissanskyline14
nissanskyline14 (nissanskyline14)
like: me - Your weakness: not being scared infront of a cop :-o - Your fears: idk, cops i guess. - Your perfect pizza: CHEESE - Goal you'd like to achieve: passing high school ...
nissanskyline14 (nissanskyline14)
like: me - Your weakness: not being scared infront of a cop :-o - Your fears: idk, cops i guess. - Your perfect pizza: CHEESE - Goal you'd like to achieve: passing high school ...
shefox: News To Me
Diana (shefox)
ay shootings. Also a drunken father who was aslo on drugs was firing at the cops while holding his 18 month old daughter as a human shield. Well, he and ...
Diana (shefox)
ay shootings. Also a drunken father who was aslo on drugs was firing at the cops while holding his 18 month old daughter as a human shield. Well, he and ...
puresunshine899: screaming silent lullabies.
Cayla (puresunshine899)
these guitar lessons set up. i just ate a cream cheese sandwich. there were a bajillion cops on ruston way tonight. i got a new phone, ot replace my piece of shit one. i...
Cayla (puresunshine899)
these guitar lessons set up. i just ate a cream cheese sandwich. there were a bajillion cops on ruston way tonight. i got a new phone, ot replace my piece of shit one. i...
apricotica: Waiting for the five-oh
La Chingadera con Queso (apricotica)
the panel under the steering column had been jimmied off. We called the cops cos it looked like someone had been trying to steal the car. If it...
La Chingadera con Queso (apricotica)
the panel under the steering column had been jimmied off. We called the cops cos it looked like someone had been trying to steal the car. If it...
hellsempress: "It's not enough, just a touch..."
Sorcerella (In your pants) (hellsempress)
our asses off at every scene. It was great. So get this shit: the cops have had to come to the Lib every day since Friday. Friday it wa...
Sorcerella (In your pants) (hellsempress)
our asses off at every scene. It was great. So get this shit: the cops have had to come to the Lib every day since Friday. Friday it wa...
hfx_ben: Maybe it's time for a mid-course correction ...
Togo of Grand Smials (hfx_ben)
s'posed to think you're more adapted. Right. Right. Right. What /you/ understand is a) the cops are on your side, and b) you're more liquid. Sooooooooo, you're actually fascists. And I'm ...
Togo of Grand Smials (hfx_ben)
s'posed to think you're more adapted. Right. Right. Right. What /you/ understand is a) the cops are on your side, and b) you're more liquid. Sooooooooo, you're actually fascists. And I'm ...
rishelle: fuck
rishelle (rishelle)
nothing.I hate my job! I'd rather be I don't know, getting in trouble by the cops than working here. I get underpaid, the people are bitches. I told my parents ...
rishelle (rishelle)
nothing.I hate my job! I'd rather be I don't know, getting in trouble by the cops than working here. I get underpaid, the people are bitches. I told my parents ...
adoresixtyfour: Good Deeds
adoresixtyfour (adoresixtyfour)
cops have a pretty lousy reputation for being surly, fat and more likely to be found...
adoresixtyfour (adoresixtyfour)
cops have a pretty lousy reputation for being surly, fat and more likely to be found...
miss_abs
miss_abs (miss_abs)
nightlight me marlie and kreg drove around doing crap. went othe playground and the cops ran us off.... so we come to my house. joey and jordan come here..... joey...
miss_abs (miss_abs)
nightlight me marlie and kreg drove around doing crap. went othe playground and the cops ran us off.... so we come to my house. joey and jordan come here..... joey...
lilacrosebeauty: HOLY CRAP!!!
Ash (lilacrosebeauty)
Springfield. Details are delicious. Two dozen people were indicted by a federal grand jury. Cops say Damien Foxx, 26, and his cohorts allegedly pushed through 1,000 kilos of pot between...
Ash (lilacrosebeauty)
Springfield. Details are delicious. Two dozen people were indicted by a federal grand jury. Cops say Damien Foxx, 26, and his cohorts allegedly pushed through 1,000 kilos of pot between...
jiro_no_jojo17: The Results (since Sana doesn't believe me)
Jo (jiro_no_jojo17)
parking violations and ignoring signsthat say DO NOT WALK ON THE GRASS. But if upsetting rent-a-cops is your thing, you andhim will get along just fine. Who's Your Jrock Partner...
Jo (jiro_no_jojo17)
parking violations and ignoring signsthat say DO NOT WALK ON THE GRASS. But if upsetting rent-a-cops is your thing, you andhim will get along just fine. Who's Your Jrock Partner...
painawaits
Little Android Kayt (painawaits)
frantic that he had gotten into a bad accident or something like that. Well, the cops pulled him over and interrogated him because they thought he was a murderer. And ...
Little Android Kayt (painawaits)
frantic that he had gotten into a bad accident or something like that. Well, the cops pulled him over and interrogated him because they thought he was a murderer. And ...
midnightscamp: Hello, world!
midnightscamp (midnightscamp)
cops will confiscate my laptop and find this journal. Oh well. I tried several...
midnightscamp (midnightscamp)
cops will confiscate my laptop and find this journal. Oh well. I tried several...
xemokidcries: Speeding Tickets and Money Orders go hand in hand.....
xemokidcries (xemokidcries)
cops I've been doing some thinking and......I am a hollerback girl....oh it is my shit Speaking of that...
xemokidcries (xemokidcries)
cops I've been doing some thinking and......I am a hollerback girl....oh it is my shit Speaking of that...
sagittaire: Varied and sundry things.
The Intrepid Sagittaire (sagittaire)
the baccanalian madness that is Arts Fest. There was much drunken stumbling past mounted cops, burning things, absurd discussions involving zombie bullfrogs and MagLite flashlights, political commentary until dawn, ...
The Intrepid Sagittaire (sagittaire)
the baccanalian madness that is Arts Fest. There was much drunken stumbling past mounted cops, burning things, absurd discussions involving zombie bullfrogs and MagLite flashlights, political commentary until dawn, ...
hangingsally
Robi-Fucking-Ann (hangingsally)
weeks, i hope its good and i hope no one fights, i dont want the cops to be there,......
Robi-Fucking-Ann (hangingsally)
weeks, i hope its good and i hope no one fights, i dont want the cops to be there,......
dork_vjb: Don't Be Silly Wrap Your Willy-
v i k k i . * (dork_vjb)
house at 7 in the morning beating on the door for us to call the cops. lol. tey......
v i k k i . * (dork_vjb)
house at 7 in the morning beating on the door for us to call the cops. lol. tey......
welovethehearts: fuck roseville
Closet Freak (welovethehearts)
i was gonna rob the place and the cashier was scared. he threatened to call the cops. why? because i wore a hood inside a gas station store and apparently ONLY ROBBERS WHERE ...
Closet Freak (welovethehearts)
i was gonna rob the place and the cashier was scared. he threatened to call the cops. why? because i wore a hood inside a gas station store and apparently ONLY ROBBERS WHERE ...
cutiex0x: BESTEST BECH TRIP!!!
_kins * (cutiex0x)
much fun at the beach beach it consisted of..... GETTING ran off the road by the cops.. getting in trouble by te cops. HOTT BOYS.getting tan.partying.being with my family.EATING.doing the SKY ...
_kins * (cutiex0x)
much fun at the beach beach it consisted of..... GETTING ran off the road by the cops.. getting in trouble by te cops. HOTT BOYS.getting tan.partying.being with my family.EATING.doing the SKY ...
littleredkitten (in punx4christ): prayers needed, folks...
littleredkitten (littleredkitten)
ve been under some major attacks from the city lately. our neighbors have been sending cops over simply because there are kids standing in front of our building, they've been ...
littleredkitten (littleredkitten)
ve been under some major attacks from the city lately. our neighbors have been sending cops over simply because there are kids standing in front of our building, they've been ...
colinendeman: WOW!!!!!
colinendeman (colinendeman)
cruising in when I get bored. A Raven Black R1. I wonder how cool the cops are around these parts. I know back in LA, I could barely get away w...
colinendeman (colinendeman)
cruising in when I get bored. A Raven Black R1. I wonder how cool the cops are around these parts. I know back in LA, I could barely get away w...
dagrouch88
osccc (dagrouch88)
shut her up hahaha, my father told me thats bad tho..uh ohh hahaha, so yea cops......
osccc (dagrouch88)
shut her up hahaha, my father told me thats bad tho..uh ohh hahaha, so yea cops......
iyou_no_yume: A dream about getting a job
Iyouboushi (iyou_no_yume)
woman there, and was talking to her. Before I could ask for an application, cops busted in and arrested -everyone-. Then we were all searched. I must have had ...
Iyouboushi (iyou_no_yume)
woman there, and was talking to her. Before I could ask for an application, cops busted in and arrested -everyone-. Then we were all searched. I must have had ...
jayjah
Jadah (jayjah)
have been worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me Your private eye I like this song, it's pretty cool. my friend ...
Jadah (jayjah)
have been worth it to stand in line And you won't have to stop Saying "I love cops" for anyone but me Your private eye I like this song, it's pretty cool. my friend ...
sofftel
sofftel (sofftel)
by mike, her ex b/f, only 15 min. earlier. so i took her to the cops in wappingers and they ent us to the cops in highland (cuz that's where ...
sofftel (sofftel)
by mike, her ex b/f, only 15 min. earlier. so i took her to the cops in wappingers and they ent us to the cops in highland (cuz that's where ...
xoitzrachelxo: I FINALLY HATE SOMEONE FER ONCE.....
xoitzrachelxo (xoitzrachelxo)
BITCH!! shes a little horror who cheats on her husband.. then she called the cops n said that my brother was goin to harass her when she went home.. cus...
xoitzrachelxo (xoitzrachelxo)
BITCH!! shes a little horror who cheats on her husband.. then she called the cops n said that my brother was goin to harass her when she went home.. cus...
canaryyellowx: Ahhhh so weird
canaryyellowx (canaryyellowx)
to evanston to get milkshakes, and all of a sudden we see all of these cops cars and fire engines everywhere. Then we passed by them and there was a ...
canaryyellowx (canaryyellowx)
to evanston to get milkshakes, and all of a sudden we see all of these cops cars and fire engines everywhere. Then we passed by them and there was a ...
lonewolfx0: ::Shrugs::
LoneWolfX0 (lonewolfx0)
game and got my money back, then lost like 10 bucks after that.... had the cops called on us cuz David didnt wanna invite his neighbor......
LoneWolfX0 (lonewolfx0)
game and got my money back, then lost like 10 bucks after that.... had the cops called on us cuz David didnt wanna invite his neighbor......
yunni: Urg Arg?
yunni (yunni)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
yunni (yunni)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
_scorp
Slava Kritov (_scorp)
armed fugitive's fondness for online games led to his capture by Taiwan police last week. Cops had been searching for Chang Hsi-ming (AKA Evil Dragon) on suspicion of murder, illegal ...
Slava Kritov (_scorp)
armed fugitive's fondness for online games led to his capture by Taiwan police last week. Cops had been searching for Chang Hsi-ming (AKA Evil Dragon) on suspicion of murder, illegal ...
sexythang6989: hey peeps
sexythang6989 (sexythang6989)
my days and shit like that. today I woke up at 9 am because the cops came to our door. The reason for that is because we had a garage ...
sexythang6989 (sexythang6989)
my days and shit like that. today I woke up at 9 am because the cops came to our door. The reason for that is because we had a garage ...
sandoval
sandoval (sandoval)
another watch from stand and says he'll take that watch, jeweler gets angry and calls cops, guy beats up jeweler and smacks around cops, guy gets the not guilty verdict. well, ...
sandoval (sandoval)
another watch from stand and says he'll take that watch, jeweler gets angry and calls cops, guy beats up jeweler and smacks around cops, guy gets the not guilty verdict. well, ...
button_utton: Ah, the library regulars...
that kid you never see (button_utton)
am rude. I hope he doesn't start masturbating, I would hate to have to call the cops on him. I have grown accustomed to him, even though he is crazy-in-a-harmless-way. This is a ...
that kid you never see (button_utton)
am rude. I hope he doesn't start masturbating, I would hate to have to call the cops on him. I have grown accustomed to him, even though he is crazy-in-a-harmless-way. This is a ...
i_am_badger: Drama
Vampire Pomeranian (i_am_badger)
being sent to court because he then married this girl. This is why the cops were here a few days ago. A new development, which I have had no cho...
Vampire Pomeranian (i_am_badger)
being sent to court because he then married this girl. This is why the cops were here a few days ago. A new development, which I have had no cho...
cloudfoot: THE WEEK IN REVIEW...
cloudfoot (cloudfoot)
then i asked how he was doing. "They beat me, Robert." HE was speaking about the cops who'd arrested him. now that......
cloudfoot (cloudfoot)
then i asked how he was doing. "They beat me, Robert." HE was speaking about the cops who'd arrested him. now that......
aft3rglow
Missy (aft3rglow)
cops came knocking on the door last night around 11:15. It's good to know your neighbors...
Missy (aft3rglow)
cops came knocking on the door last night around 11:15. It's good to know your neighbors...
sailormoonie
M. See Hammer (sailormoonie)
Juice Goof Troop G.I. Joe (only because my brother watched it) Transformers (again, my brother) Power Rangers Sailor Moon Teddy Ruxbin COPS (cartoon version) Polka Dot Door Under the Umbrella Tree Fred Penner Shera / Heman The Adventures of Batman and Robin Saved...
M. See Hammer (sailormoonie)
Juice Goof Troop G.I. Joe (only because my brother watched it) Transformers (again, my brother) Power Rangers Sailor Moon Teddy Ruxbin COPS (cartoon version) Polka Dot Door Under the Umbrella Tree Fred Penner Shera / Heman The Adventures of Batman and Robin Saved...
shag_filthy: long ass mother fuckin entry
Aaron Sutherland (shag_filthy)
and they live in this community thing, well the cops were called and the told us if it happened again they would arrest us ...
Aaron Sutherland (shag_filthy)
and they live in this community thing, well the cops were called and the told us if it happened again they would arrest us ...
kristinkyness
kristinkyness (kristinkyness)
cops called on me -being a psycho -knowing i was right -and that i still am -how nothing with change -when...
kristinkyness (kristinkyness)
cops called on me -being a psycho -knowing i was right -and that i still am -how nothing with change -when...
tamara5698: "wow" lol
tamara5698 (tamara5698)
WW! Then to Jims... that was... scary...rough night there tho.. um...we left at 11.. as the cops rolled up...lol And the rest of the night was...smooth riding:)))Finally...:O ...
tamara5698 (tamara5698)
WW! Then to Jims... that was... scary...rough night there tho.. um...we left at 11.. as the cops rolled up...lol And the rest of the night was...smooth riding:)))Finally...:O ...
lynx_child: Cops
lynx_child (lynx_child)
cops. Since I don't speed, I haven't been pulled over yet, but most people I get into...
lynx_child (lynx_child)
cops. Since I don't speed, I haven't been pulled over yet, but most people I get into...
cynicjitterbug
StripedSocks (cynicjitterbug)
and still up, now is the time to break break the law. all the cops in the region are at wawa. I decided to speed on jamestown road. ...
StripedSocks (cynicjitterbug)
and still up, now is the time to break break the law. all the cops in the region are at wawa. I decided to speed on jamestown road. ...
cubeit: No fucking subject! Okay! Back off!
cubeit (cubeit)
able to stay out. I looked in windows of friends and enemies until I saw cops. That killed the spying spirit. I'm drinking water and slouching. It feels good. I hate ...
cubeit (cubeit)
able to stay out. I looked in windows of friends and enemies until I saw cops. That killed the spying spirit. I'm drinking water and slouching. It feels good. I hate ...
jcricket: im pulling an amber.
throw away your map. (jcricket)
40's together. its all about the sleepovers and you know. stuff. dont look its the cops man. no but seriously chinese gangstas make every thing. even air. (funniest thing i ...
throw away your map. (jcricket)
40's together. its all about the sleepovers and you know. stuff. dont look its the cops man. no but seriously chinese gangstas make every thing. even air. (funniest thing i ...
peanut115
peanut115 (peanut115)
12 times in the past month but all that has stopped now because the cops cought the little fuck face that was doing it it is really bad when your ...
peanut115 (peanut115)
12 times in the past month but all that has stopped now because the cops cought the little fuck face that was doing it it is really bad when your ...
haydensgurl: hey!!!no fair!!!
haydensgurl (haydensgurl)
call him where are you? and hes like the car broke down and the cops told me to go back to stl when he got the car fixed cuz hes...
haydensgurl (haydensgurl)
call him where are you? and hes like the car broke down and the cops told me to go back to stl when he got the car fixed cuz hes...
skjaf: day 1 tuesday night
Skjaf (skjaf)
am an idiot....what did i do? Said holy fuck thats so not cool of the cops and can i get another cold one fast! ......
Skjaf (skjaf)
am an idiot....what did i do? Said holy fuck thats so not cool of the cops and can i get another cold one fast! ......
flakkito: Saturday's shindig
flakkito (flakkito)
you should kick yourself right now! The people were cool and crazy and the cops didn't show up until we were done, so all in all it went perfectly. Los...
flakkito (flakkito)
you should kick yourself right now! The people were cool and crazy and the cops didn't show up until we were done, so all in all it went perfectly. Los...
watch_her_slip: Not-so-random acts of violence...
[Your makeup looks so great next to his teeth] (watch_her_slip)
him. There is no way that I can make him...I mean I cant call the cops or A lawyer or anything like that.. because it's only like-- 30 damn dollars. ...
[Your makeup looks so great next to his teeth] (watch_her_slip)
him. There is no way that I can make him...I mean I cant call the cops or A lawyer or anything like that.. because it's only like-- 30 damn dollars. ...
x_johnnycore_x
johnnyb (x_johnnycore_x)
josh had to go pick up his brother and his druggie friends. i bet the cops followed them b/c as soon as they got back someone said the cops were ...
johnnyb (x_johnnycore_x)
josh had to go pick up his brother and his druggie friends. i bet the cops followed them b/c as soon as they got back someone said the cops were ...
sugarpie3260: PiSsEd!!!
sugarpie3260 (sugarpie3260)
and her mom got on the phone and told Jordan she was gonna have the cops at her house. So we left cause Adri wouldn't......
sugarpie3260 (sugarpie3260)
and her mom got on the phone and told Jordan she was gonna have the cops at her house. So we left cause Adri wouldn't......
heartexumed: FUCK THE POLICE
Natasha. (heartexumed)
it was. So she says NO and I don't say shit because really I hate cops. It might sound like a stupid thing. But the fucking cops don't have to ...
Natasha. (heartexumed)
it was. So she says NO and I don't say shit because really I hate cops. It might sound like a stupid thing. But the fucking cops don't have to ...
oceanoazul
oceanoazul (oceanoazul)
cops: So we are driving down orlando about to turn onto my street and my brother sticks...
oceanoazul (oceanoazul)
cops: So we are driving down orlando about to turn onto my street and my brother sticks...
satan_is_santa: oh my god a hammock!
all brennan, all the time (satan_is_santa)
a little kid place like austins park and pizza or chuck e cheeze without having cops after me. i mean wtf, seriously. i dont know whats my moms fucking problem, ...
all brennan, all the time (satan_is_santa)
a little kid place like austins park and pizza or chuck e cheeze without having cops after me. i mean wtf, seriously. i dont know whats my moms fucking problem, ...
xannan_loki
Loki (xannan_loki)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
Loki (xannan_loki)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
woahitsahottguy: "I Fucking Love Life..."
Ashley (woahitsahottguy)
die young Slow motion See me let go What a brother knows Slow motion See me let go Now the cops will get me But girl, if you would let me I'll take your pants off I gotta a...
Ashley (woahitsahottguy)
die young Slow motion See me let go What a brother knows Slow motion See me let go Now the cops will get me But girl, if you would let me I'll take your pants off I gotta a...
fourboysinbed: Stolen!!!!
dance machine. (fourboysinbed)
to sleep really freaked out. I wrote it off as a crazy hallucination. Police Involvement: The cops got called out to my......
dance machine. (fourboysinbed)
to sleep really freaked out. I wrote it off as a crazy hallucination. Police Involvement: The cops got called out to my......
mrslunk: a zombie ate my baby....
mrslunk (mrslunk)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
mrslunk (mrslunk)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
doyles_law: Life is getting too weird...
Kristina (doyles_law)
decision last night that I'm getting the hell outta Memphrica and away from the cops. I'm headed out west!! Logan, Utah here I come. Well if all goes well. It...
Kristina (doyles_law)
decision last night that I'm getting the hell outta Memphrica and away from the cops. I'm headed out west!! Logan, Utah here I come. Well if all goes well. It...
bible_isnt_food: A qick refrence to the passing life of me... events of the last 2 daze or so.
bible_isnt_food (bible_isnt_food)
My friend Dono (donovan) was arrested. He is 15, but all the cops think he is 19. He was arrested for arsen... He is in big p...
bible_isnt_food (bible_isnt_food)
My friend Dono (donovan) was arrested. He is 15, but all the cops think he is 19. He was arrested for arsen... He is in big p...
impossibility: Argggh.
such a thing is an (impossibility)
his hose and using his water to fill their pool'. He ended up calling the cops and everything. So these people have to pay his electric bill (they......
such a thing is an (impossibility)
his hose and using his water to fill their pool'. He ended up calling the cops and everything. So these people have to pay his electric bill (they......
selenite: Eyewitness in Iraq
Karl Gallagher (selenite)
cops had nailed the beheaders, rescued the woman, found this cache and left us to clean...
Karl Gallagher (selenite)
cops had nailed the beheaders, rescued the woman, found this cache and left us to clean...
chelseacheer210: hey
chelseacheer210 (chelseacheer210)
the little kids! and on sunday night me and madison got pulled over by the cops because we were riding these polaris ranger things on the rode at like 11:30it ...
chelseacheer210 (chelseacheer210)
the little kids! and on sunday night me and madison got pulled over by the cops because we were riding these polaris ranger things on the rode at like 11:30it ...
ifreakinrock317: Wow! Crazy day!
ifreakinrock317 (ifreakinrock317)
here that is in trouble tor something, I'm not really sure what, but there are cops SWARMING the hotel, staking out his room, and yeah. The FBI has been calling ...
ifreakinrock317 (ifreakinrock317)
here that is in trouble tor something, I'm not really sure what, but there are cops SWARMING the hotel, staking out his room, and yeah. The FBI has been calling ...
wakingthedream: Cops..
Waking The Dream (wakingthedream)
ack window, well today some old lady across the alley saw it and called the cops...UH OH!. The cop and the old lady didnt believe me that a lived there, ...
Waking The Dream (wakingthedream)
ack window, well today some old lady across the alley saw it and called the cops...UH OH!. The cop and the old lady didnt believe me that a lived there, ...
goblin_shark: making plans to break plans??!!
Ben "Jamin" Frable (goblin_shark)
the ending was retarded... Then on friday i went to Falls Church and played cops and robbers, that was fun cept not too many ppl showed up and we only...
Ben "Jamin" Frable (goblin_shark)
the ending was retarded... Then on friday i went to Falls Church and played cops and robbers, that was fun cept not too many ppl showed up and we only...
jeanniemofo
the notorious J.R-C. (jeanniemofo)
cops break up party, i am beligerant and yell at cop almost getting myself arrested. cops pull...
the notorious J.R-C. (jeanniemofo)
cops break up party, i am beligerant and yell at cop almost getting myself arrested. cops pull...
wandering_night
Lacey (wandering_night)
Well it turned into this huge fiasco because the lady then decided to call the cops even though it was private property and they can’t do anything. Of course my ...
Lacey (wandering_night)
Well it turned into this huge fiasco because the lady then decided to call the cops even though it was private property and they can’t do anything. Of course my ...
_not_ur_star_: Cait8805 (12:19:34 AM): and i like how when you get excited you say nigga
_not_ur_star_ (_not_ur_star_)
and doreen are going away. Sunday till tuesday. hahahaha so having a party. not a big one tho. the cops have coem to my house so many times lately that if like one more person...
_not_ur_star_ (_not_ur_star_)
and doreen are going away. Sunday till tuesday. hahahaha so having a party. not a big one tho. the cops have coem to my house so many times lately that if like one more person...
_bellarina_
_bellarina_ (_bellarina_)
nd drunk and ran over a stop sign and cracked open the oil tank. The cops found them trying to pull it out from under the car and called a ...
_bellarina_ (_bellarina_)
nd drunk and ran over a stop sign and cracked open the oil tank. The cops found them trying to pull it out from under the car and called a ...
ynotswim: Bomb scare
ynotswim (ynotswim)
cops blocking out the sidewalk next to the steps at the subway entrance. Overdosed with curiousity...
ynotswim (ynotswim)
cops blocking out the sidewalk next to the steps at the subway entrance. Overdosed with curiousity...
paviowns
Pavi (paviowns)
hursday night races and to tell you the truth it was not that great the cops serously need to calm the fuck down and let kids have some fun shit ...
Pavi (paviowns)
hursday night races and to tell you the truth it was not that great the cops serously need to calm the fuck down and let kids have some fun shit ...
foxym0xie
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face (foxym0xie)
the past few days, since this apartment has turned into a hazy purple episode of Cops. Yesterday I was in the kitchen and Cameo was like "Oh sorry about the dishes, ...
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face (foxym0xie)
the past few days, since this apartment has turned into a hazy purple episode of Cops. Yesterday I was in the kitchen and Cameo was like "Oh sorry about the dishes, ...
lonemagpie: Shootouts in the underground
lonemagpie (lonemagpie)
Pakistani" shot five times, while wearing an unusually thick coat, pursued by about 20 armed cops. It's probably not cops getting randomly jumpy this time- it was several plain-clothes armed ...
lonemagpie (lonemagpie)
Pakistani" shot five times, while wearing an unusually thick coat, pursued by about 20 armed cops. It's probably not cops getting randomly jumpy this time- it was several plain-clothes armed ...
mahaloluinoa: News of the obvious
Often Imitated - *Never* Duplicated (mahaloluinoa)
riding the Metro today. I'm sure the police car parked outside Takoma featuring the cops sitting there doing nothing will be making everyone feel much safer. If they even try ...
Often Imitated - *Never* Duplicated (mahaloluinoa)
riding the Metro today. I'm sure the police car parked outside Takoma featuring the cops sitting there doing nothing will be making everyone feel much safer. If they even try ...
iwasthedamage: Fuck the Police
iwasthedamage (iwasthedamage)
so everything was going fine we were all just hanging out and then the cops came and fucking busted us. luckily danny and i had gone upstairs not ...
iwasthedamage (iwasthedamage)
so everything was going fine we were all just hanging out and then the cops came and fucking busted us. luckily danny and i had gone upstairs not ...
ursula31072: stupid movies this weekend .
stephen (ursula31072)
looking for another (corpses) ? You wont get it , this ones based on the cops brother seeking revenge . Rednecks with guns is what its about , although you ...
stephen (ursula31072)
looking for another (corpses) ? You wont get it , this ones based on the cops brother seeking revenge . Rednecks with guns is what its about , although you ...
allelujiah: Update!
allelujiah (allelujiah)
only reason I got caught in the intersection when the light turned red was because cops were pulling people over about 10 yards past the intersection. So lame. The ticket ...
allelujiah (allelujiah)
only reason I got caught in the intersection when the light turned red was because cops were pulling people over about 10 yards past the intersection. So lame. The ticket ...
hollygrace040: HAHAHA FUNNY NIGHT!
hollygrace040 (hollygrace040)
car:: T-Holly Get in the car! K-yeah get in :honks horn: H-if you guys keep honking horns the cops are going to come and......
hollygrace040 (hollygrace040)
car:: T-Holly Get in the car! K-yeah get in :honks horn: H-if you guys keep honking horns the cops are going to come and......
sweet_hottstuff: hey
Geena (sweet_hottstuff)
nicholie's house for a week last it was soooo much fun we got chased by cops had breakfast at 2:30pm ate dinner at 12am met soo many kool new ppl ...
Geena (sweet_hottstuff)
nicholie's house for a week last it was soooo much fun we got chased by cops had breakfast at 2:30pm ate dinner at 12am met soo many kool new ppl ...
circular_logic0: ....
circular_logic0 (circular_logic0)
cops around the new york subways, juuuuuuuuust a bit scary..... God damn religious fucks. Why can't they stick to killing each other?......
circular_logic0 (circular_logic0)
cops around the new york subways, juuuuuuuuust a bit scary..... God damn religious fucks. Why can't they stick to killing each other?......
ups_______downs: disbelief
robin (ups_______downs)
And I’m all up in my piss I shot five homies And I’m running from the cops I got sicks mo bullets in my fuckin glock I’ve got two Two Two Two More lives And I’m ...
robin (ups_______downs)
And I’m all up in my piss I shot five homies And I’m running from the cops I got sicks mo bullets in my fuckin glock I’ve got two Two Two Two More lives And I’m ...
somewhat_emo333
Faux Pas! (somewhat_emo333)
me A young nigga on a warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin in LA Yo Dre, I got somethin to say Fuck the police (4X) Beats any of ...
Faux Pas! (somewhat_emo333)
me A young nigga on a warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin in LA Yo Dre, I got somethin to say Fuck the police (4X) Beats any of ...
starlitscarlett: last night
lindsey scarlett (starlitscarlett)
COPS BAAAAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA......
lindsey scarlett (starlitscarlett)
COPS BAAAAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA......
audbat
audbat (audbat)
josh and listened to cd's and records till 5:00 a.m. was rudely awakened by the cops pounding on the door. Some fucking assholes decided to make a fucking mess in ...
audbat (audbat)
josh and listened to cd's and records till 5:00 a.m. was rudely awakened by the cops pounding on the door. Some fucking assholes decided to make a fucking mess in ...
timburtonist: sometimes i fall and hurt myself
timburtonist (timburtonist)
a heart beat! that was so much fun, i especially loved running from the cops and stealing that bike. whoa, guys, we are eXtreme. and that's all ...
timburtonist (timburtonist)
a heart beat! that was so much fun, i especially loved running from the cops and stealing that bike. whoa, guys, we are eXtreme. and that's all ...
idioteque53
idioteque53 (idioteque53)
lights.....ive been going through as many as i can, i'm starting to think the cops will be on to me. im trying to write lyrics alot, but everythings so...
idioteque53 (idioteque53)
lights.....ive been going through as many as i can, i'm starting to think the cops will be on to me. im trying to write lyrics alot, but everythings so...
mhutch
Matthew James (mhutch)
at home with your Ani Difranco tapes again. (chorus) it's half past ten, no sign of cops......
Matthew James (mhutch)
at home with your Ani Difranco tapes again. (chorus) it's half past ten, no sign of cops......
coboltred: Norrland
coboltred (coboltred)
long during winter :) Drove 1300km monday to tuesday. Cool drive being there are no cops at all, just drive like you feel like! Well, been here a few days, going home...
coboltred (coboltred)
long during winter :) Drove 1300km monday to tuesday. Cool drive being there are no cops at all, just drive like you feel like! Well, been here a few days, going home...
zalriva1
Zal (zalriva1)
at work tonight, busy and happy and sweaty... Got flashed 3 times! No conga lines of cops though, sorry ... The Coed and my "landlord" came in for a while tonight, more on...
Zal (zalriva1)
at work tonight, busy and happy and sweaty... Got flashed 3 times! No conga lines of cops though, sorry ... The Coed and my "landlord" came in for a while tonight, more on...
freefall468: if kittens never grew into cats, i'd like em
Joostin/Justy/Hoostin/Huusty (freefall468)
one and we always do at her house. we needed to be careful because cops patrol......
Joostin/Justy/Hoostin/Huusty (freefall468)
one and we always do at her house. we needed to be careful because cops patrol......
kirsten141
I loVe you boO* (kirsten141)
was a man-hunt going on in my neighbor hood last night. Scary Shit. There were cops all over & helicopters flying above us for about 30minutes. I was scurrreeedd... I ...
I loVe you boO* (kirsten141)
was a man-hunt going on in my neighbor hood last night. Scary Shit. There were cops all over & helicopters flying above us for about 30minutes. I was scurrreeedd... I ...
rm
rm (rm)
either and it's just all some big mistaken identity thing in a place where the cops usually don't even have guns -- well that's going to change the dialogue in ...
rm (rm)
either and it's just all some big mistaken identity thing in a place where the cops usually don't even have guns -- well that's going to change the dialogue in ...
naikuu: am i the only one who sees this as REALLY MESSED UP??
Naikuu (naikuu)
es. those are about the only facts, because witness reports are different than what the cops say happened. witnesses say the man tripped and fell, and then then police opened ...
Naikuu (naikuu)
es. those are about the only facts, because witness reports are different than what the cops say happened. witnesses say the man tripped and fell, and then then police opened ...
nextcmprincess: FL!!!!!!!!
nextcmprincess (nextcmprincess)
long distance thing. He's orriginally from D-town. He used to be Animal cops Detroit b4 he moved to FL. He's kewl. He makes me feel special....
nextcmprincess (nextcmprincess)
long distance thing. He's orriginally from D-town. He used to be Animal cops Detroit b4 he moved to FL. He's kewl. He makes me feel special....
betsayy08: fridayyy niteeee
bEtSaYy (betsayy08)
we ate.. then we kalled franchize.. and all them came overr to wendys.. but then tha cops sed we had to leave soo we went over to a different parkin lot..it was me,courtney,...
bEtSaYy (betsayy08)
we ate.. then we kalled franchize.. and all them came overr to wendys.. but then tha cops sed we had to leave soo we went over to a different parkin lot..it was me,courtney,...
sixtieslvr: Quiz thingy....
sixtieslvr (sixtieslvr)
us cigaretts and drugs and alcohol and stuff lol Then they threatened us, the cops showed up questioning everyone involved and looking around for them lol We were ...
sixtieslvr (sixtieslvr)
us cigaretts and drugs and alcohol and stuff lol Then they threatened us, the cops showed up questioning everyone involved and looking around for them lol We were ...
da_chort_mach3: millions of miles a second!
da_chort_mach3 (da_chort_mach3)
a sixteen year old goat that was eyeing me all night. Then... ! The cops, the bastards tried to break up the party so i had to make a quic...
da_chort_mach3 (da_chort_mach3)
a sixteen year old goat that was eyeing me all night. Then... ! The cops, the bastards tried to break up the party so i had to make a quic...
aunt_stephie
Stephanie (aunt_stephie)
just replaced John on the board, so he was a total asshole and called the cops on us. The......
Stephanie (aunt_stephie)
just replaced John on the board, so he was a total asshole and called the cops on us. The......
invisible_charm
Screwing The System One Emo-Boy at a Time. (invisible_charm)
. who hit on me. coastgaurds. who buy us beer. my mom. who is "ohkay" with me coming home too late. cops who let me speed by them. wraps which are delicious and old men. who laugh when i accidently hit ...
Screwing The System One Emo-Boy at a Time. (invisible_charm)
. who hit on me. coastgaurds. who buy us beer. my mom. who is "ohkay" with me coming home too late. cops who let me speed by them. wraps which are delicious and old men. who laugh when i accidently hit ...
hypeshalwin: I wish I had an Oscar Meijer weiner.
hypeshalwin (hypeshalwin)
I saw Alex Dravin eat the candy bar! Running down 28th street from the cops at 5am to get Dunkin Donuts. I hope they get hit by a fucking truck....
hypeshalwin (hypeshalwin)
I saw Alex Dravin eat the candy bar! Running down 28th street from the cops at 5am to get Dunkin Donuts. I hope they get hit by a fucking truck....
ezy_ryder
ian (ezy_ryder)
cleared like 600 bucks! i cant remeber how many close calls we had with the cops last night, i cant even keep count.......
ian (ezy_ryder)
cleared like 600 bucks! i cant remeber how many close calls we had with the cops last night, i cant even keep count.......
everlong77
Kylie (everlong77)
good. brian mcfadden was there as well. anyway did u hear that the guy which the cops shot 5 times in......
Kylie (everlong77)
good. brian mcfadden was there as well. anyway did u hear that the guy which the cops shot 5 times in......
iheartkermit
Ashley (iheartkermit)
e shoving occured while Dawn locked them outside; meanwhile, I'm on the phone with the cops telling them whether there are weapons involved and whether or not the man appears ...
Ashley (iheartkermit)
e shoving occured while Dawn locked them outside; meanwhile, I'm on the phone with the cops telling them whether there are weapons involved and whether or not the man appears ...
purplemargarita
Chera Jo (purplemargarita)
one weekend. what am i gonna do? party at my house was krunk last night..til the cops showed up. thank goodness nobody got in trouble. seriously, it was really really scary. but ...
Chera Jo (purplemargarita)
one weekend. what am i gonna do? party at my house was krunk last night..til the cops showed up. thank goodness nobody got in trouble. seriously, it was really really scary. but ...
stellanoelle: Au Pairing
liz (stellanoelle)
Austic cousin isn't even that hard to watch either. Got pulled over by the cops in my little volvo. What a laugh, guess the lights are bad, but he really...
liz (stellanoelle)
Austic cousin isn't even that hard to watch either. Got pulled over by the cops in my little volvo. What a laugh, guess the lights are bad, but he really...
innocentxhope: best 12 hours.
Kaitlyn (innocentxhope)
we got kicked off this private beach. some losah was going to call the cops on us and i gave him such an attitude. i kinda hoped the cops showed...
Kaitlyn (innocentxhope)
we got kicked off this private beach. some losah was going to call the cops on us and i gave him such an attitude. i kinda hoped the cops showed...
captain_fancy
Alison (captain_fancy)
hurts. bad slip n slide. i hid in the corner of the basement when the cops came like a little bitch. hey, i was scared. they didn't even come inside. ...
Alison (captain_fancy)
hurts. bad slip n slide. i hid in the corner of the basement when the cops came like a little bitch. hey, i was scared. they didn't even come inside. ...
sarahmanader: so...update?
sarahmanader (sarahmanader)
rig for officiating (mic and radio !!), then had to tell Brad they called the cops on his little brother because he 'smelled like he'd been smoking pot', then Josh ...
sarahmanader (sarahmanader)
rig for officiating (mic and radio !!), then had to tell Brad they called the cops on his little brother because he 'smelled like he'd been smoking pot', then Josh ...
mispelled_
lady madonna (mispelled_)
five hours. the show was good. keith and anna are so nice, the cops took a case of annas beer and vodka even though she's 22. ......
lady madonna (mispelled_)
five hours. the show was good. keith and anna are so nice, the cops took a case of annas beer and vodka even though she's 22. ......
architect01040: This is the LAST straw
architect01040 (architect01040)
you Architect 01040 [12:49 A.M.]: I swear to god. I will call the cops. I am not fucking joking anymore. No jury......
architect01040 (architect01040)
you Architect 01040 [12:49 A.M.]: I swear to god. I will call the cops. I am not fucking joking anymore. No jury......
psychoblabber_: falling away from you, no chance to get back home
psychoblabber_ (psychoblabber_)
Rejects... yea ummm so that was a gorey movie lol. I can't believe they had cops there for that movie... I guess they were scared some strange cult freaks were ...
psychoblabber_ (psychoblabber_)
Rejects... yea ummm so that was a gorey movie lol. I can't believe they had cops there for that movie... I guess they were scared some strange cult freaks were ...
counter_flail
Android Assassin, MODEL #37-S (counter_flail)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
Android Assassin, MODEL #37-S (counter_flail)
anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops...to find the line is busy.Your lover got bit. What do you do?OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her ...
charolastra_lo: Terrorism, blah, blah, blah
charolastra_lo (charolastra_lo)
rushed voice was all like "This train is faulty. Get off immediatly!" There were cops everywhere. So they took the tram but now I'm stuck at the office. Nothing on...
charolastra_lo (charolastra_lo)
rushed voice was all like "This train is faulty. Get off immediatly!" There were cops everywhere. So they took the tram but now I'm stuck at the office. Nothing on...
msm0nster: te he..
MsM0nster: * Jenna * (msm0nster)
Cops and the Dave Brockie Experience (thanks, big daddy ......
MsM0nster: * Jenna * (msm0nster)
Cops and the Dave Brockie Experience (thanks, big daddy ......
daladyaphrodite: Balmer!!! *yoinked happily from
Rebekah (daladyaphrodite)
city. You've ever gotten 6 peices of chicken for $1.99 that fit on one slice of bread. Cops constantly pull your car over if you have an orange......
Rebekah (daladyaphrodite)
city. You've ever gotten 6 peices of chicken for $1.99 that fit on one slice of bread. Cops constantly pull your car over if you have an orange......
piecesofme17
Brit Lew (piecesofme17)
and he took some and left their wallets & credit cards in the yard. the cops have been up and down the street today. people are fucked up.......
Brit Lew (piecesofme17)
and he took some and left their wallets & credit cards in the yard. the cops have been up and down the street today. people are fucked up.......
xanialei: Hey, I'm updating!!
Sarah (xanialei)
time-wise. I did the photoshoot with Brad's friend, Andrew, on Friday. It went well, until the cops showed up. That sucked.......
Sarah (xanialei)
time-wise. I did the photoshoot with Brad's friend, Andrew, on Friday. It went well, until the cops showed up. That sucked.......
black_summer
ash (black_summer)
cops. social services. court dates. last night i almost lost it all. i dont know if i regret it or...
ash (black_summer)
cops. social services. court dates. last night i almost lost it all. i dont know if i regret it or...
cheryl_anne
Cher (cheryl_anne)
gonna go to Jamie's but ended up not going... turns out they were chased by cops or something at Adobe Bluffs? Whatever. So then Saturday I went downtown with my ...
Cher (cheryl_anne)
gonna go to Jamie's but ended up not going... turns out they were chased by cops or something at Adobe Bluffs? Whatever. So then Saturday I went downtown with my ...
throughbeinco0l
Christina (throughbeinco0l)
went to some northside party that had 3 kegs. ran into medina(s) and miguel. cops came though so we all left. got food at los gallos and gedi, neil and...
Christina (throughbeinco0l)
went to some northside party that had 3 kegs. ran into medina(s) and miguel. cops came though so we all left. got food at los gallos and gedi, neil and...
niceguy_nm: wow
niceguy_nm (niceguy_nm)
i was reminded yet again. on my way to work i heard on the radio that cops were chasing a tan colored ford expedition around. one lady called in to say ...
niceguy_nm (niceguy_nm)
i was reminded yet again. on my way to work i heard on the radio that cops were chasing a tan colored ford expedition around. one lady called in to say ...
meccahi: Tickety Tap Baby
meccahi (meccahi)
to weather.. but Saturday the Tornado sirens blew and from what I gleaned the cops came to the site to let security know that we had to shut down (...
meccahi (meccahi)
to weather.. but Saturday the Tornado sirens blew and from what I gleaned the cops came to the site to let security know that we had to shut down (...
undinesprite
undine (undinesprite)
the wrong number and size of canopies to be delivered. And the local rent a cops insisting that the event was cancelled. Happily, it all appears to be straightened out. ...
undine (undinesprite)
the wrong number and size of canopies to be delivered. And the local rent a cops insisting that the event was cancelled. Happily, it all appears to be straightened out. ...
obsidianmatt: Gunshots!
Berien McCochiner (obsidianmatt)
... gunfire. Right out back and loud as hell, musta been close. I called the cops, and they said they already had a couple calls and had a couple officers ...
Berien McCochiner (obsidianmatt)
... gunfire. Right out back and loud as hell, musta been close. I called the cops, and they said they already had a couple calls and had a couple officers ...
tiker_tape: Thoughts on the London police shooting ...
tiker_tape (tiker_tape)
English in that time. That is the only possible explanation, because when the cops told him to stop, he ran. That's bright there, kid. London has just...
tiker_tape (tiker_tape)
English in that time. That is the only possible explanation, because when the cops told him to stop, he ran. That's bright there, kid. London has just...
codeine_sleep
codeine_sleep (codeine_sleep)
BSOM 07/30 Hartford, CT w/ BSOM 07/31 Allston, MA @ The Library w/ BSOM, Kirrotu, Send More Cops, Third Death 6pm $5 08/1 Syracuse, NY w/ BSOM 08/2 Rochester, NY w/ BSOM 08/3 Toronto, Canada ...
codeine_sleep (codeine_sleep)
BSOM 07/30 Hartford, CT w/ BSOM 07/31 Allston, MA @ The Library w/ BSOM, Kirrotu, Send More Cops, Third Death 6pm $5 08/1 Syracuse, NY w/ BSOM 08/2 Rochester, NY w/ BSOM 08/3 Toronto, Canada ...
noizyworld: It's official kids ... I'm 21!
Cristina (noizyworld)
7:30 and the first 2 hours fly by. I'm either a) reading newspapers b) writing cops or c) writing breaking news. Today was cops. It worked out well. This weekend was ...
Cristina (noizyworld)
7:30 and the first 2 hours fly by. I'm either a) reading newspapers b) writing cops or c) writing breaking news. Today was cops. It worked out well. This weekend was ...
crimsonlily13: I have to vent..just for a minute.
Lily (crimsonlily13)
COPS Charlie made me watch last night. Well, he didnt make me, he just refused...
Lily (crimsonlily13)
COPS Charlie made me watch last night. Well, he didnt make me, he just refused...
darkhybrid: So long, and good night..............
You will squeeze the life outta me....... (darkhybrid)
her from a few years ago cause he dated her friend. So I called the cops......
You will squeeze the life outta me....... (darkhybrid)
her from a few years ago cause he dated her friend. So I called the cops......
hopeunknown
+ danielle _________ + (hopeunknown)
Raynham police cars, a firetruck, and an ambulance outside. my god, it IS true that Raynham cops never have anything to do. haha interesting way to start my day.........
+ danielle _________ + (hopeunknown)
Raynham police cars, a firetruck, and an ambulance outside. my god, it IS true that Raynham cops never have anything to do. haha interesting way to start my day.........
musedmusic: Funny (haha)
musedmusic (musedmusic)
mayor spends money on a city-wide spaghetti sauce campaign and doesnt have enough money for cops, firemen, and education. You can walk to Connecticut. "Wicked good" makes sense. You actually get these jokes ...
musedmusic (musedmusic)
mayor spends money on a city-wide spaghetti sauce campaign and doesnt have enough money for cops, firemen, and education. You can walk to Connecticut. "Wicked good" makes sense. You actually get these jokes ...
lilmafia69420
Saralyn (lilmafia69420)
all went to the beach...it was a lot of fun then we left cuz the cops came so we went to nicks house and it was okay...then wednesday markell and ...
Saralyn (lilmafia69420)
all went to the beach...it was a lot of fun then we left cuz the cops came so we went to nicks house and it was okay...then wednesday markell and ...
se7en4eva
se7en4eva (se7en4eva)
age.asp This incident happened earlier, but me and my dad went to the mall around 4? Saw cops blocking all the entrances, except for the cityside where the theatre is... Did some ...
se7en4eva (se7en4eva)
age.asp This incident happened earlier, but me and my dad went to the mall around 4? Saw cops blocking all the entrances, except for the cityside where the theatre is... Did some ...
blt826: okok i must update
blt826 (blt826)
lately but i dunno if i wanna type it all. you know, i keep seeing cops everywhere on the roads. and i when i went to SC i took it as...
blt826 (blt826)
lately but i dunno if i wanna type it all. you know, i keep seeing cops everywhere on the roads. and i when i went to SC i took it as...
liblloyderal: Grand Theft Auto is not the problem
liblloyderal (liblloyderal)
cops and then was in a police car chase. He was arrested, and faces a guilty...
liblloyderal (liblloyderal)
cops and then was in a police car chase. He was arrested, and faces a guilty...
tryin2bgood: quick update
Darshane (tryin2bgood)
for myself. With Hunter. Came up with $200 to pay my bill so maybe the cops won't come get me. I'm hoping they'll just forget about me. That would be ...
Darshane (tryin2bgood)
for myself. With Hunter. Came up with $200 to pay my bill so maybe the cops won't come get me. I'm hoping they'll just forget about me. That would be ...
nienie990: Stole from Caige...
Tiffanie (nienie990)
think famous.. like I know this dude that did counterfit money at BBMS and the cops came for him and everything........
Tiffanie (nienie990)
think famous.. like I know this dude that did counterfit money at BBMS and the cops came for him and everything........
tjhooker: america.. land of the bitch
teamCORSICA (tjhooker)
wasnt fuckwithable in the first place)??? most of the stories you hear about how the cops are sooo racist and so-and-so only got stopped because they were *insert race darker ...
teamCORSICA (tjhooker)
wasnt fuckwithable in the first place)??? most of the stories you hear about how the cops are sooo racist and so-and-so only got stopped because they were *insert race darker ...
lucem_fero
lucem_fero (lucem_fero)
ice-cream melted all over my hand. Then we played a game about laughing, and played cops and robbers until long after Gilligan's was closed. And Bonnie actually wanted me on ...
lucem_fero (lucem_fero)
ice-cream melted all over my hand. Then we played a game about laughing, and played cops and robbers until long after Gilligan's was closed. And Bonnie actually wanted me on ...
n8bargmann
n8bargmann (n8bargmann)
gulp slupy in the left hand. I am just riding and rockin out when 2 cops pull me over on the cliff avenue bridge just after 14th ST. I was ...
n8bargmann (n8bargmann)
gulp slupy in the left hand. I am just riding and rockin out when 2 cops pull me over on the cliff avenue bridge just after 14th ST. I was ...
d4rk_h3lm37
Maximilian Fury (d4rk_h3lm37)
soon ended up and pulled into the parking lot. I assume she called the cops from there, but I payed......
Maximilian Fury (d4rk_h3lm37)
soon ended up and pulled into the parking lot. I assume she called the cops from there, but I payed......
djbeestie
DJbeestie (djbeestie)
thing years ago I might not be alone Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take it’s place...hey ...
DJbeestie (djbeestie)
thing years ago I might not be alone Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take it’s place...hey ...
wemothefunny
wemothefunny (wemothefunny)
water and i geuss it wasnt ok to drink and i didnt know. so the cops are like yeah you can have intestine problems. well they were right and it ...
wemothefunny (wemothefunny)
water and i geuss it wasnt ok to drink and i didnt know. so the cops are like yeah you can have intestine problems. well they were right and it ...
sexmeupglitter: night busted
sexmeupglitter (sexmeupglitter)
up about 1 hr and 30 min late and when we got there we saw the cops there people getting arrested.. basically it had been busted before we even got to step ...
sexmeupglitter (sexmeupglitter)
up about 1 hr and 30 min late and when we got there we saw the cops there people getting arrested.. basically it had been busted before we even got to step ...
labelleizzy: wtf update
Liz (labelleizzy)
and cuddly. I also found some more fingerprintable materials that I think the cops might be able to use to get a line on the guy (downside, they are...
Liz (labelleizzy)
and cuddly. I also found some more fingerprintable materials that I think the cops might be able to use to get a line on the guy (downside, they are...
individuallyone: Sweatin' my ass off
~*~*Star Child*~*~ (individuallyone)
people. To sum up my vacation...I remember clean streets, tall Canadians, lots of alcohol, cops, throwing up, Canada's Wonderland, Indians, shopping, CN Tower, driving my cousin's new Infiniti. ...
~*~*Star Child*~*~ (individuallyone)
people. To sum up my vacation...I remember clean streets, tall Canadians, lots of alcohol, cops, throwing up, Canada's Wonderland, Indians, shopping, CN Tower, driving my cousin's new Infiniti. ...
stevo_the_lameo: OH HO HO HO HO <~ insane anime laughter
stevo_the_lameo (stevo_the_lameo)
rch sign, there was a cop, a search, and a frantic escape from DOOM said cops. They finally made it back home sometime between 430 and 5. Idiots ...
stevo_the_lameo (stevo_the_lameo)
rch sign, there was a cop, a search, and a frantic escape from DOOM said cops. They finally made it back home sometime between 430 and 5. Idiots ...
cupcakebcs: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha goin do?
cupcakebcs (cupcakebcs)
COPS and the theme song is stuck in my head. So I'm like extremely bored right...
cupcakebcs (cupcakebcs)
COPS and the theme song is stuck in my head. So I'm like extremely bored right...
xxyouxfailxmexx: Zee Update!
FrankiexKillcore (xxyouxfailxmexx)
Cops and funny convo's... spontanious road trips and drinking haha. So saturday kati and i decided to...
FrankiexKillcore (xxyouxfailxmexx)
Cops and funny convo's... spontanious road trips and drinking haha. So saturday kati and i decided to...
0xbigxredx0: x0. Prowlers And Rapists And Guns- 0h My!!!!!
0xbigxredx0 (0xbigxredx0)
when i was hangin out with some kids from my neighborhood, i find out that cops were looking for a "prowler", "rapist", and suspicious kids with guns in MY frickin ...
0xbigxredx0 (0xbigxredx0)
when i was hangin out with some kids from my neighborhood, i find out that cops were looking for a "prowler", "rapist", and suspicious kids with guns in MY frickin ...
evry1luvsirish
Kelly (evry1luvsirish)
my clothes on.. but then since everyone was "afraid" of the water and or cops we went back to my house and swam there.. it was fun.. then allie had...
Kelly (evry1luvsirish)
my clothes on.. but then since everyone was "afraid" of the water and or cops we went back to my house and swam there.. it was fun.. then allie had...
jmzee52: Did I do that? Uh, it ain't my fault!
Jamie <3 (jmzee52)
people say they slept with their sister, other people are like, wtf and call the cops on you?" ::audience laughs:: "well..adam and eve had like 3 daughters and some sons...SOMEBODY HAD TO ...
Jamie <3 (jmzee52)
people say they slept with their sister, other people are like, wtf and call the cops on you?" ::audience laughs:: "well..adam and eve had like 3 daughters and some sons...SOMEBODY HAD TO ...