Chimps

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savagepierre
Savage Pierre (savagepierre)
chimps, time for some weekend homework for any A.T.er who has any knowledge of interpreting dreams...
estr0jen
Jen (estr0jen)
fraud" (or something to that extent) yes... there is absolutely NO similarity between chimps and humans. scientists just get a cheap thrill out of opening their brains.. just...
keefybabe: Plong!
Keef Baker (keefybabe)
semblance of sense. It may be some time. Till then I'll leave you with this thought: If chimps have 99.9% of the same DNA as humans, do they taste the same?......
mada_ecks: Ok, now I think I won't get any work done...
Madadamus Rex (mada_ecks)
of jackasses, whores, wanna-be pimps, wanna-be thugs, tards, scum-bags, posers, wankers, sluts, reekazoids, freekazoids, chimps, chumps, and bitches. But this dude is different, for he is a NERD just like...
onthebrghtsde73: A quiz I bet I've taken before
Michelle (onthebrghtsde73)
Slump or Comeback Of The Year- Fall Out BoyMusic Video//Sugar, We're Going Down- Fall Out BoyAnimal//Chimps and kittensSport//HockeyCountry//United States of course :)Movie//Where The Heart Is & all of the Harry ...
missraederle
she-Rah! (missraederle)
it was something like this... you know how genetically humans are like 98% the same as chimps? it seems theyve discovered something else about human and chimp dna... male humans have ...
kerfuffled
karalynn (kerfuffled)
thanatology. biology of human social behavior is where it's at. i get to learn aobut chimps and bonobos and infanticide and child abuse. i need to get back on......
punzil504: A trained monkey could do my job...
Punzil504 (punzil504)
I'll give it a shot. Just remember... we're not brain surgeons. We're not astrophysicists. We're chimps, and for apes in captivity, this is not a bad gig.......
cat_bat: my family and the chimps
Cat_Bat (cat_bat)
Grandma and Grandpa came. We all went to a chimposium and they liked seeing the chimps and learning abou them. The chimps behaved themselves for the most part. After the ...
shubka723: You can almost hear the hoofbeats, can't you?
shubka723 (shubka723)
world is near. What with the tsunamis and the hurricanes and global warming and mad chimps running some of the world's most powerful counties into the ground, the apocolypse can ...
vertigo_skyy: Chimps
Danielle (vertigo_skyy)
CHIMPS.......
coleyfh4: Crashing waves
Nicole (coleyfh4)
write all this beautifil things for me...but yet...its too late...i hate you for this...i really do...chimps on......
edgerat: A poem
Roy Bayfield (edgerat)
and further out to sea. Every night I dream that I'm being chased by chainsaw-wielding, PCP-addicted chimps. every night I dream that I'm standing on the side of a lake,......
bullshit_magnet
bullshit_magnet (bullshit_magnet)
goodbyes. I then headed over to the Studio to visit Ms. Traub and finish my chimps... two are completely done, painted and all, I just finished the last one to ...
demonrattie (in fort_wayne)
Jenna (demonrattie)
45 minutes away from Fort Wayne, great place. I intern there. They have lions, leopards, chimps, tigers, bears, and field animals (camels, deer, goats, sheep, donkeys, ostrich, emus, minature horse). ...
opusfluke (in egfabt): Troop Training
Opus Fluke (opusfluke)
easier than we thought. Keep up the good work and if you need more Karate Chimps or KillBots just drop me subether e-mail, k? Cheers, The Dreaded Opus Fluke......
loveableme43
loveableme43 (loveableme43)
CHIMPS AND I WANT TO BE ONE :)......
drakklord: Please, Watch Your Step Surrealism Is Playing Footsie
Drake (drakklord)
back wheel would fall away unexpectedly. In attempt to cure the problem I introduced tried chimps, whom grunted unappreciatively. This seemed to have a profound effect on the chimps attitude ...
rosixx: Gorillas in the Mountains of the Moon
rosixx (rosixx)
experience. I think i should stay away from monkeys - in Murchison Falls we had chimps ambushing our......
leto_tariq: Evil forces are at work here...
leto_tariq (leto_tariq)
do now-a-days. I'm really not sure why, and until my tiny army of cigar-stealing chimps return, I probably won't know. Or something. So... why the simplistic, "can find better done by ...
cleareyedwolf: A Starved Yearning
Lucy Williams (cleareyedwolf)
them are pretty smart. But the dolphins stay at the aquarium and the chimps at the zoo. We go home to our dogs, cats, fish, lizards, and ham...
amalthya: *yawn*
Laura (amalthya)
still haven't been feeling great physically. But I can no longer say that two baby chimps haven't copulated on my left knee. Hehe It's been sort of a whirlwind couple ...
bridiep: Ask LJ, part II
bridie (bridiep)
to starve to death. Why do they not just eat each other? Especially since the chimps from whom the infection came would have turned cannibal without even thinking about it. Admittedly, ...
beetnik
twism (beetnik)
we got to see everything we wanted. Got to see The Sun Bears fighting, The chimps going nuts, A lioness right up close (wicked eyes) thanks to perspex goodness, Babboons ...
warriormouse: Remember Ponterbee
WarriorMouse (warriormouse)
Well -- for a start, I've been halfway across the galaxy, smacking mutant chimps with a wrench. Amd you know what that means. After all ... monkey's b...
hkruse: Glory's Movie Review: "28 Days Later"
Holly Kruse (hkruse)
nudity. Runtime: 113 min Country: UK / France Glory says: "For the love of God, stop those chimps from screaming! Whoops, I'm getting ahead of myself. I viewed this movie at...
rainst2531orm: botch nicely Julius
rainst2531orm (rainst2531orm)
because in some parts of the DNA sequence the genetic difference between humans and chimps is so large that those genes must have been isolated from each other nearly 10...