Blubber

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tigerlace: What I did at work today
Elizabeth (tigerlace)
children open the boxes and thirstily slather themselves in the fat that we take so for granted. The rich blubber helps to flesh out their twiggy arms, fill in their cheeks and to smoothe the sharp edges in their...
mightylt: And Now: Drunk Sincerity
mightylt (mightylt)
fairly that such a furious, aerobic frenzy would not produce this obese nation But as Dionysus we revel in our blubber rolls fat wallets only allowed to eat, drink, be merry No need to trim our beautiful, bulbous waistline It ...
scortyorty: a trubute
scortyorty (scortyorty)
Blubber tweak......
x_k13_x: bacon in the soap
x_k13_x (x_k13_x)
licked my lips hmm its odd.. knowing that i just ate some fishscales and whale blubber but still i do not vomit.. haha meh i am currently staring at the......
lostsherpa: Yin and Yang
lostsherpa (lostsherpa)
of the doldrums. And now, I'm doing my best Apache impression. Beaches are fun. Exposed blubber is not.......
derniere_danse
derniere_danse (derniere_danse)
lange gezellige heenreis. Itzehoe. Bloeduitstortingen, blauwe plekken, gebroken nagels en een kapotte ring. Regen, Regen, Regen, Modder, Blubber, nog meer Blubber en nog meer Modder. Leuke nieuwe mensen ontmoet. Teveel gestoorde Duitsers gezien, verkleed als...
metao: Superstraight
metao (metao)
blubber boy!......
frondescence: The Adventures of Groin Boy & Crotch Girl....IN 3D!
Xina (frondescence)
response to, "How was your summer?" -cunt flap -bruxism -ghetto supa star -shady -blowjob twins -picante -chipotle -obsequious -flauta -softgel -fairy wand -wonka bar -karaoke -singed eyelashes -spongey -loose -tight -sparkly -homicidal -homosexual -placenta -mushy -coy -Melvin eats blubber -amniotic sac -plastic surgery -Alex Gaziano -chaffed -le sac gonflable -je suis suisse -Tammy Faye ('s cunt flap) -quash -chingy -jiggy my new insult for the...
lost_lonli_star: *update*
lost_lonli_star (lost_lonli_star)
and jackie for no fuckin reason..so yeha..i find it funny..we were bein "HAtErZ" haha..hatin on what? BLUBBER? dont think so..but yeah..i find it funny..and i found out that linda's movin to utah..with her...
black_rose_owl: R.I.P. Smoky-Puss.
Kurobara Fukurou (黒 薔薇 梟) (black_rose_owl)
05, my oldest cat passed on. Smoky was also know as HP (short for Her Pussiness), Blubber Gut (by my Dad) or just "Cat!" by Nicole (usually in an annoyed tone.) Her ...
barefootedglory
barefootedglory (barefootedglory)
substituted making everyone listen about my new bike for making everyone listen to me blubber. I was still kind of difficult on Saturday and for some reason, had difficulty t...
xhello_apathy: ask yourself-will I burn in hell?
xhello_apathy (xhello_apathy)
rather tedious. the highlights being a)burning ones internal organs to ash and pock holed blubber annnnd b) dousing it out with diet coke. Time for a merry merry song. ...
cymbalbabe
sleepdeprived (cymbalbabe)
blubber. well i thought the same would go for people. i was wrong. I...
marianne_mars
Marianne_Mars (marianne_mars)
blubber in my igloo And I knew you pigtails and all Grils when they fall And they said Marianne...
xxeuthanasiaxxx
with a spark ill go up in flames (xxeuthanasiaxxx)
so today was good good goodie good. hanging out with the coolest melissa nooney. :) tuna rubber little blubber in my iglooo. lmao. woo good times so yeah im SUPER happy cuz i got the new...
indecisiveyears: random thoughts
indecisiveyears (indecisiveyears)
being rather than the emotional rack that i am... My sarcastic, coinages drunk blubber often times does not seem too humble. I no longer have the vitiolic tinge ...
eevangelia: we are the champions!
eevangelia (eevangelia)
join a sport team i reckon! or at least go to the gym! im getting blubber hehehe! work has been up and down! one day, i feel like 'fuck this i ...
baaaad_kitty
baaaad_kitty (baaaad_kitty)
blubber midwife  when she's all angry i take out the bat and hit her in the head. then...
seraph_sword27
seraph_sword27 (seraph_sword27)
the incredibly fat, will be forced to wear extra clothing to cover their hideously blubber-filled bodies. If the person is so fat that no clothing will ever fit them, t...
alldoubtaboutit (in culturallyharry): Welcome!
of princes and little kings (alldoubtaboutit)
blubber, tweak! A warm and hearty welcome to each and everyone of you! As part of the...
witnness: seufz
witnness (witnness)
zufall...*grr* und die eine ist schon wieder am messages schreiben dass er ihrs ist bla blubber ....langsam sollte sie es sein lassen, ich werd das mal absprechen ich will eine c...
starseeingred
Star (starseeingred)
my arm. Never have to deal with food again. It's made me balloon, I have all this blubber. Eventually i'll have to eat something so i dont pass out. hope i dont binge. I need ...
culdesackid: Harry Potter Quiz!
Kathryn (culdesackid)
years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"Dumbledore Quote"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"Surprise Quote"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -HagridFun Quizzes by hala at BlogQuiz.NetAries Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz......
slytherinbound: Book Two: Chapter Thirteen
Almia Zittalani (slytherinbound)
Blubber, Oddment, Tweak Chapter Thirteen: Maybe I'll Go Out and Save the World Right Now Word Count: 431 Comments:...
palelipsmcgee: today's tour: the ocean
palelipsmcgee (palelipsmcgee)
blubber ......
solanum_nox
solanum_nox (solanum_nox)
the whale. 2: Oh yeah. 1: Do you know what that is called? 2: Uh no I don't. 1: Blubber! 2: Oh right. 1: Blubber!! 2: Yeah Blubber. 1:......
tiggitiger: :D:D
♥ Pwincess Alexandra's Journal ♥ (tiggitiger)
dolphins and jord and i were like in the boom net and there was jelly blubber things going under us and she screamed and we were both like shit but ...
nasty_bitch: kaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Like Keyser Soze, in a way (nasty_bitch)
ing kaboom and it's a quite a thing yes indeed. Woohoo! look at that blubber fly! I has drunk too much and typing is slow but the burritos ...
sillyshorty
Miss Allie (sillyshorty)
big ass dude SillySallyAllie: yeah because he was rich and full of LIFE SillySallyAllie: and WISDOM snowboarda394: and blubber SillySallyAllie: and HAPPINESS snowboarda394: and food SillySallyAllie: and PROSPERITY snowboarda394: and in need of liposuction SillySallyAllie: lmao omg... haha freshmen. ...
sarebare1718: plopppppp!
sarebare1718 (sarebare1718)
blubber. track. sore. protein shakes. diet. weightloss. trimmspa. buff-ness. myrtle beach. skinny. sexy. happy. boys. yay! That's the plan ;-) ♥......
sadaiche: The nerd on the train
sadaiche (sadaiche)
unfasionably loud shirt (t) and the kind of shorts that make you realise that leg blubber is probably a better insulator than any fashion statement......
xvwvx: Fatty Fat McFatson
xvwvx (xvwvx)
she smells. I guess it's because it's hard for her to reach in between the blubber to wash.......
raymondvill481: asteroid wigs Anglophobia
raymondvill481 (raymondvill481)
difference” – products traded in a similar way to spread bets. tipped nondestructively engines Prenticed:recognizing:blubber party poker Using those 50,000 centrifuges they could produce enough highly enriched...
hydtlmy: I work in Antartica, how about you?
.your alter-ego. (hydtlmy)
you freeze your butt off eating ice cream everyday, but then again you have blubber to keep you warm. I AM NOT A WHALE. or a polar bear but if...
dirty_faggot
dirty_faggot (dirty_faggot)
bigger titties than me!  It's not fair" "You just want to shake 'em!  Shake all that blubber!" "It's not fair!" "I'm glad he has six inches of padding!  Titties and ass!  Shake 'em!" This ...