911

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sanguinary
Stephen King's Sockpuppet (sanguinary)
911" off the list of "Things I Was Really Kinda Hoping I Wouldn't Ever Be Forced To Do".......
notjustcamilla: Why not...
notjustcamilla (notjustcamilla)
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_frank_n_furter: a survey
_frank_n_furter (_frank_n_furter)
clothing brand: idc » shoes: Converse » saying: ehhh: idk » tv show: mad tv, south park, reno 911 » sport: uhhh » vegetable: french cut green beans » fruit: papya, stawberries » candy: ehh » gum: extra » ...
ghett0ish
M i s t y ! (ghett0ish)
(because it's not like I really need to pay attention to what I'm doing for 911 calls or dispatching right?!). So anyhow I get on the internet at work when ...
billy_____lj: awesome
billy_____lj (billy_____lj)
was lenin plays lt. dangle on this comedy central series. and im like "what is reno 911!" low and behold i was right reno911! is legit.......
idiotic_gurl: Listen
idiotic_gurl (idiotic_gurl)
like Simple Plan?It's a GOOD band....I know you do if you don't.....CALL THE MENTAL ASYLUM PLEASE!!FBI!!!911!!!!!!!!!!!okay sry I have random outbursts!!!My first blink-182 song was Miss you...I think...or...ummm...I don't......
ramzan_mazaev: ПРЫЦЭБ
ramzan_mazaev (ramzan_mazaev)
911 GT В МАХАЧКАЛЕ НО ОН НЭ ТЮНЕНГЫВИЙ Я ...
widownecro: FUCK THE POLICE.........
jacob (widownecro)
lets see...last night i got in a wreck. i got hit by a drunk driver...and 911 sent a fucking cop just because they thought there was gonna be some "confrentation"(fighting) ...
eustuciavye
elif (eustuciavye)
that Diana was in a boat in Miami and it was sinking, so I called 911 but they couldn't hear me. Then I called Canadian 911 and they sent helicopters ...
__jyuushirou
IC!Ukitake (__jyuushirou)
was transported to... the middle of a busy road. And still didn't awaken. Someone called 911, and the hospital sent an ambulance out to get him, because.. they probably figured him...
osennyaya_ya: Малышу посвящается.. Коммент в тему...
osennyaya_ya (osennyaya_ya)
"наш" телефон стал для него почти вечно не\доступен-)) буду говорить дельно... -)я улыбаюсь тебе под 911... где я?ты знаешь... купив вчера домой 2 пинты мороженого, я решила обпиваться теперь тут...
namrey2: wow, that New Years Blew...
namrey2 (namrey2)
letely sucked for me. I stayed at my house, with my parents, knitting, watching Reno 911 episodes. no, seriously, thats what i did. then today, i woke up at three. So! ...
immortal_d: Myths & Propaganda 1.0
immortal_d (immortal_d)
of the masses. How many people even after nearly 3,000 people were killed on 911 complained about long slow lines for security at airports. Americans are even willing to ...
punky_pixie: Come see me!!
Meg (punky_pixie)
Combination When: Saturday January 21st (this saturday!); Doors open @ 7pm Where: Mendelssohn Theatre, Michigan League, 911 N. University, Ann Arbor cost: $5 at the door Rare Combination starts at 7:30, we start dancing...
paveldobre: ДР
Добрый (paveldobre)
911-2190240......
shadowcasting: What's that supposed to mean?
Jenny (shadowcasting)
ll, at least a recurring event in my dreams. What is it, you ask? Calling 911. More accurately, in my dreams I keep TRYING to call 911, but I can't. ...
dragonbane: Stolen from
Rich (dragonbane)
science score: 97. poetry score: 98. paganism score: 99. programming score: 910. soccer score: 911. cooking score: 912. monty python score: 813. mecha score: 814. star wars score: 815. uncondi...
officerwannabe: January 19, 2006
Officer Wannabe (officerwannabe)
all, you know. Well, they called me last Thursday and I got to do 911 stuff at the Arlington Fire Station. We had one call all night long. ...
pen_name_rio: Heart Attack
pen_name_rio (pen_name_rio)
dialed my extension and says "... would you do me a favor and call 911, I am having some issues." My heart in my throat I tell him I...
brst: Big Questions about the Cisneros case.
brst (brst)
into court? They've have 5 years of Bush to do so. This is more of what the 911 commission noted helped bin Laden attack our country, the incessant scandalmongering of the Republican ...
ogonyok: Кстати,
ogonyok (ogonyok)
911.ru . Там все криво, но пользоваться можно :)......
insomnia_kitty: Friday Fiver
Kitten (insomnia_kitty)
cravings all go a long way towards what I would say at a given moment. 911 Wings with blue cheese, roast turkey, eggrolls (homemade). 5. Green eggs and ham: would you ...
truepixie: Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Honey Bunches of Death (truepixie)
was going to be late, because I had to stop a Park Street and call 911 because some woman fell down the stairs and wasn't getting up. I left when ...
apparent: актуальное
AK (apparent)
погибающих бездомных на ночных улицах Москвы, вы можете сообщить в Службу помощи бездомным по тел 76–44–911, с 20.00 до 06.00 ежедневно, они по ночам ездят и подбирают замерзающих бомжей. Если нужна срочная...
ibitchslapyou: Let's make out!!!!
Heidi (Jose the Wise) (ibitchslapyou)
her mom said to put ice on it, and then CG had to go. Called 911 and a hottie......
razor_lines: The longest week of my life...
LudaKris+in (razor_lines)
cray-z, but still a lucky bitch. I don't know anyone else who can call 911 and tell them I'm on LSD and I'm about to die if they don't send...
stephy0416: R.I.P. Red!!!!:(
stephy0416 (stephy0416)
her, but she started trying to fight everybody. She left and my aunt called 911 and told them about her being messed up and driving, but by the time they...
rabidpotterfan: shit
Gillianne (rabidpotterfan)
in a continuing ed class for work today. I'm sure as hell not calling 911...as much as this hurts I don't think it qualifies as enough of an emergency ...
moonlit_sonata
Remmy! (moonlit_sonata)
this and followed my father's car as it turned into the side road and called 911 for them.......
jdesjardins: Da News
J (jdesjardins)
reason or another during Bush's reign thus far. This would be including the hurricanes, 911, border protection, and the health care program fiasco. ----------------------------- Corporate media is still or, ...
sea_of_roses: warning: she might break!
Kitty (sea_of_roses)
with cindy(the roomie) and patrick(short patrick). it was lovely because I hadn't seen the 911 episode yet. It was hella good. Then I tried to do my prelab for biology....
gardenmodular: please don't lunge at me and called me a fucking bitch, sir.
ess (gardenmodular)
911 at liberty. awesome.......
fyanna
fyanna (fyanna)
английского варианта. Прокрутила нам рекламный ролик. У англичан эта передача называется как-то вроде "Психолог 911". Там показывают семьи, где есть какие-то проблемы с детьми (не с наличием детей, а с...
buzzybeebeth: No Details
Beth (buzzybeebeth)
Shawn, and I’m glad you are feeling mostly better! Oh, Aunt Mary had to call 911 this morning and grampa is now in the hospital…no details yet.” I swear to God ...
violetbloom: And Hilarity Ensued
Lara (a.k.a. Violet Bloom) (violetbloom)
Rd., Edgewood, obstructing the flow of traffic. Officials at a high school in Harford County called 911 to report an underage cigarette smoker. An Edgewood resident appeared 'very confused' after reportedly locking ...
jenn_lynn_nc
Jennifer (jenn_lynn_nc)
the job you do. I'm sorry you both had to be witness to the 911 call and this horrible ordeal. **HUGS**)) Mother of four slain; husband arrested. Excerpt from the ...
sportsgal25
Sportsgal25 (sportsgal25)
call back when they trace where the calls are being made from. Phone rings...) HER: H-h-hello? 911: We've found out where the signal is coming from...he's in your house! HER: Oh my god!...
veraboat: infinity alarm fire!
..::...:::..:.::.:.:..:::..::..:.::.:.::..::..:::. (veraboat)
were a couple grassfires by the southbound feeder on 35! I was going to call 911 but I realized that it would just call Houston, so I didn't. Apparently somebody ...
micahtron
butt fuzz (micahtron)
don't remember any of this). so, understandably, they start freaking out and they call 911. i get carted to the hospital in an ambulance (i asked sean if they put...
thejollyorngman: life is good
thejollyorngman (thejollyorngman)
myself with an extra $103,280.00 i think i'll go ahead and get myself that porshe 911 Carrera S. dinner after that than after......
jenna_ration
Jennnnnnna (jenna_ration)
together and found a note on the door that said dont come inside, call 911. He did so and his dad shot himself in the head. R I P John...
kliph: Evitability
Kliph (kliph)
r huge, hundred or so foot tall trees fell on the roof. I called 911 and was put on hold. On my way to work my arm began to throb. ...
xo_dreamfar_xo
xo_dreamfar_xo (xo_dreamfar_xo)
while i was walking back from my first Improv class I had to call 911 because I couldnt move i was in so much pain and then I was brou...
satanslisunbeam: Uh...so...yeah...
satanslisunbeam (satanslisunbeam)
hectic, but nothing like the shit storm that was last week. The student we called 911 for last week, was readmitted to the hosptial Friday evening. They were attempting to ...
sweet___xox
i'm lying just to keep you here. (sweet___xox)
address. You can dial his mom’s office (where he works) faster than you can peck-out 911. But he doesn't know.His screenname, that generic one with his first name followed by ...
drusillamac: Stolen from
Patron Saint of Women With No Morals ^_^ (drusillamac)
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eyeheartblank: information overload
eyeheartblank (eyeheartblank)
a single detail. here's a preview: -getting yelled at by my fucking mother-in-law -someone calling 911 for THE MOST ricockulous reason EVER EVER EVER -cinnamon babka from zabars deli in the uppper...
cph9680: The Cold Cold Ground
cph9680 (cph9680)
there. There was a story on the news earlier about people tying up the 911 switchboards, and......
ericthefish
ericthefish (ericthefish)
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amigoist: дибилизм...
FdOOcHЪ (amigoist)
the company ICQ. Do you understand me? FdOOcHЪ yes FdOOcHЪ и что? Elena My office of number AC-3478, telephone number : 8(34-911) 321-54-22 (USA) FdOOcHЪ я Вас знаю? Elena I only speak English. Please talk on the English! FdOOcHЪ I know you? Elena Our ...
emilydm: Bang bang you're dead
Emily-DM (emilydm)
911. I was in the washroom when I heard a noise outside the window. I went out...
jlamazonwarrior: I am so dead @.@
"The" Amazon Warrior (jlamazonwarrior)
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misslys: I think it's all going to work out fine...
misslys (misslys)
huge big thankyou to Lauren and Cassie. You know why... and to Jacqui and Pam 911... that cracked me up. Saturday night, pokies, lost $3. Bank, Coyote Ugly, Brad, Bank, Boy, ...
mad_medusa: oh my ......FUCK
mad_medusa (mad_medusa)
if he had a cell phone, when he told me yes I had him call 911. I started walking up to the man in......
tfofurn: Life's Littlest Victories: Battery Life and Spambusting
Scott Ventura (tfofurn)
consuming battery power by leaving the GPS doodad active even when I wasn't calling 911. I'd turned it on with the expectation that I'd see better features in some...
squirrella: This is the week that never ends...
SqrlJam (squirrella)
(yup, past-tense) plans with on Monday, I'm gonna be emailing you. We have a Mom-911 situation. And now, some prep work.......
nemo71: Okay, I'm back.
nemo71 (nemo71)
as my mom tried to wake her up after a 13 hour sleep. I called 911 and tried to give her heart massages until the paramedics arrived. She was flatlined. ...
bratling: meme!
Still the prettiest (bratling)
distant second. but if i can't be a pure motorcycle guy, then.... I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, ...
burning_brain: If I could only remember...
The Cad (burning_brain)
ly remember who the fucking idiots were who told me how biased the film Farenheit 911 was, how when Michael Moore showed daily life in Iraq before the bombing, they ...
sebboi: Got me thinking...
Tim (sebboi)
the Telecommunications Grid, and even a phone line without service can be used to dial 911, for example. It is as much a municipal resource as indoor plumbing and electricity, ...
flashfire3296
Flashfire (flashfire3296)
with Sean's butt to the guy who told Ben he smelled...so much. the 911 wings were classic, im sure that video will be up soon. we found ...
bethoven: Дилемма 21 века
Росита Омлетас (bethoven)
911.........
pearl_mary
pearl_mary (pearl_mary)
если, не дай бог, температура на одно деление выше 37 поднялась, то все, можно вызывать 911, реанимационную бригаду и священника (так, на всякий случай, мало ли что). Потому что человек ...
satch: Seattle trip report, in brief
satch (satch)
rockfish. Friday: Work at the Seattle office. Reza took me out to lunch in his new 911. That car handles curves even better than I do. Friday night: Dinner and gaming with ...
optamix: This is very cool
Timothy Moore (optamix)
911 Turbo. ......
kashiichan: Stolen from
カシイちゃん (kashiichan)
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ryuze: at work
ryuze (ryuze)
911 twice last night. first was because someone was bleeding down thier face in our parking...
mismoosie
mismoosie (mismoosie)
until 5pm. In case you've never seen these, check them out. But have 911 on speed dial, because you just might die of cuteness: www.cuteoverload.com www.stuffonmycat.com I've already done my German ...
overreadsusc180: Insights on Porsche 911 Snow Tires info from Disco
overreadsusc180 (overreadsusc180)
911 Snow Tires info than you can put your mind around - search our tires-driven site More info on Nitto Tire For Sale......
guerra_rosa: whoa!
guerra_rosa (guerra_rosa)
that ruins my girl high. sadness. oh man drama at work. girl+boy= fight fight fight 911 had to be called aye it was scuury. my face is burning but yet very soft,...
_norain: adorable.
_norain (_norain)
(where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911. But she doesn't know.......
lord_lime: Rambling thoughts
K. Edwards (lord_lime)
new company's contract is pretty specific on response time criteria, but also that the 911 ambulances won't be used for non-emergency / contract calls. That lasted for about a...
phoenixdarkness: Top Commenters!
phoenixdarkness (phoenixdarkness)
and anonymous comments excluded from rankings) 1 71 2 69 3 22 4 20 5 18 6 13 7 11 8 10 9 10 10 911 8 12 5 13 2 14 2 15 1 16 1 17 1 Total Commenters: 19 (2 not shown) Total Comments: 455 Report ...
fuzationism: Take one! Random Shit.
Viv (fuzationism)
If he jumps out and attacks her right there, I will kill you. V: The number's 911; look into it. A: Have you checked on the kids,......
roshismomma: macky has rsv....
Larissa (roshismomma)
now, he can be home, but i am to bring him in (or just call 911) stat if he gets really bad. gaaaaaah. can i have some vibes......
utreehuginhippi: With the surgical precision of a shotgun.
Katie (utreehuginhippi)
to numb your blown mind. Even if we had an EMS agency, no one would call 911 to use it because we're dispatched through the police. There's no way we would ...
kujoe17: Crazy Kid...
Joseph M. Schaffer Jr. (kujoe17)
nutshell... I electrocute my son with a camera battery, so he repays me by calling 911 from a spare cell phone that we dont' use anymore. He can't even form sentences y...
moshlikeit1999: Status Report
moshlikeit1999 (moshlikeit1999)
tomorrow during the labs open hours, should take 2 hours need to watch Tango, Fahrenhiet 911, and rewatch The Hours of the Furnances, generate a thesis and write 8 pages on...
newsofdoom: Canadian father kills wife and two kids
newsofdoom (newsofdoom)
of Doom. Please leave any comments there.Canada Father charged in death of wife, two children placed 911 call: police: Reason to Blow Up the World:… An estranged father who now faces first-degree murder ...
jedhsu
Jedi 50 00 0 (jedhsu)
911 challenge tomorrow? It'll be fun. If no one goes david won't go. =[......
pbphoto: Never did want to be a fire fighter...
pbphoto (pbphoto)
there's a car in flames on the street below. I grab the phone, call 911, and throw on my clothes. I get out of the building and head out t...
patrodz: Wroom wroom
Patrick Rodriguez (patrodz)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive,...
bizza_p: O_o
Elizabeth (bizza_p)
and EMT can take a hike too. So, to make things clear, I'll run call 911 and someone else can do CPR. In other news, my trip to the baby's ...
pyraterose: ninties tv shows rocked my face off
pyraterose (pyraterose)
911? They should bring that show back. It rocked....and the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers...my friend...
thepeephole: JOSH CALLED ME NICE
thepeephole (thepeephole)
he doesn't know the others.   End of story. JOSH THINKS I'M NICE!!!   (since i've called 911 for him twice now)......
wemightcollide
Katie (wemightcollide)
to be nothing. im going to see how i feel tomorrow. i cant believe my ra called 911.........
rat_bastard_bob: The revolt may be just beginning
rat_bastard_bob (rat_bastard_bob)
it's caffeine withdrawl? I decided against shaving this morning, haven't taught the cat to call 911 yet. Almost fell over in the shower, and then again picking up shoes to put on....
lightningjim: CNN Produces Balanced Piece On Sheen 9/11 Comments
lightningjim (lightningjim)
911 Blogger | March 23 2006 Comment: We are amazed and flabbergasted by how fair this piece...
eidersatloid448: 911 dispatchers achieve excellence
eidersatloid448 (eidersatloid448)
911 dispatchers have achieved their Emergency Medical Dispatch (EMD) certification.......
mnemonicspark: Crazy People
mnemonicspark (mnemonicspark)
onspiracy, how hes a terrorist hunter. But he believes that the Goverment carried out 911 (Which has been disproven many times by far more reputable sources then the sources ...
_morning_glow: my list
what charming underclothes you both have (_morning_glow)
quiet night at home", "you & i", "role of a lifetime", "portrait of a girl", "911 emergency", "you touch my soul", "warning", "all grown up", "dying to fit in") • beauty ...
tigertael
TigerTael (tigertael)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive,...
callaghan_e268: Blind leads blind from local fire (w/video)
callaghan_e268 (callaghan_e268)
through heavy smoke to escape from her burning house Monday night. ... He then called 911 on his cordless phone, he said .........
piscafish
Laura (piscafish)
so bad. i think i almost lost her at one point while katy was calling 911. and the worst part was that her stupid friends who......
deepfriedracoon: eh, I needed an update
Jesse (deepfriedracoon)
se, and deny the same people who you expect to show up when you call 911, a chance to work on their skills to, when the shit hits the fan, ...
fanouriosr802: Blind leads blind from local fire (w/video)
fanouriosr802 (fanouriosr802)
through heavy smoke to escape from her burning house Monday night. ... He then called 911 on his cordless phone, he said .........
doclathropbrown: Weird dream
DocLathropBrown (doclathropbrown)
down the guy or what, but I know I was yelling for someone to dial 911, and ended up getting her to the hospital on a bus, though the bus ...
star_dust_pix
Hannah (star_dust_pix)
....
florida_edler85: Voices From The Rubble
florida_edler85 (florida_edler85)
attacks and the New York Times battled the city of New York for release of 911 phone call tapes made during the horrific nightmare. ... want to watch replays of ...
glynfoodlover
glyn (glynfoodlover)
Bears came home later and they were pissed off! They went upstairs to call 911 but when they got there the girl smelled so bad that they all died. Her...
liquidmorpheme: message to the click-click-boomers
liquid morpheme (liquidmorpheme)
911 world, I wonder how you can continue to say that with a straight face. Military quaqmires....
breakny: Getting Better
breakny (breakny)
911 and getting him arrested for domestic abuse. Sounds very familiar, except he has a...
tironsshadow: did it, so I did too!
Lee (tironsshadow)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and...
chiclarper: Screech, BANG, ouch!
Veiled Lotus (chiclarper)
snap of my neck, and my neck hurt so bad, I was crying. Terry called 911 4 times in under......
tiggerscaper: Ebay antics of the computer illiterate
tiggerscaper (tiggerscaper)
bad new it is no longer available for sale, apparently it doesn't have the GPS 911 thing. She could get a new system, which apparently will cost $3000. She is ...
rubixcube_: society's ignorance
RubixCube (rubixcube_)
all. I have no more to say but an offering of this article: A Boy Dials 911, only to have the operator assume its a prank call. His mother is now d...
lockedangel: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Her (lockedangel)
911, what happens when 911 hangs up on you? This little boy is on his own now...
jedi_grrl: So a project that shouldn't have taken more than an hour or two...
jedi_grrl (jedi_grrl)
header looks weird in firefox: http://warner.english.ucsb.edu/2006/spring/engl236 - any ideas?) Woke up to NPR playing 9/11 911 tapes - vaulted out of bed to avoid hearing a woman who was on the...
reaping2057: subsegments Bamberger ancient
reaping2057 (reaping2057)
road receptor. phentermine Police on Wednesday released the tape and transcript of Kelsey's 911 call.......
caffeyregina
caffeyregina (caffeyregina)
911 because zach morris told her to. and then they called her back. and that is really funny and i never wanted to forget it.......
tooleftfeet
Joey (tooleftfeet)
911+change&pl=true......
distractiion: I find myself choking
caitlyn. (distractiion)
quick, before it all becomes infected. He's screaming, searching frantically for a phone- calling 911. She doesn't believe this to be an emergency, but she let's him do what he...
unheardrocker: pwnage
Joseph (unheardrocker)
911 Emergency. What's your emergency? Me: Yes, I have been raped. Operator: Sir, did you get a look...
universitetus: Мы сегодня чуть ли не сгорели!
universitetus (universitetus)
окно, дым идет из-под нас... Ну думаю, попали, кричу Летисии собираться, хватаю телефон набираю 911, я оказался вторым звонившим, вопросов много не спрашивали и я резко от телефона метнулся в...
svetik_forever: С дороги!!!!!!
Солнышко (svetik_forever)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and...
fajry: Хе-хе, прикол...
Driada (fajry)
911.ru, на сайте ентом висит баннер, на который периодически предлагают кликнуть вместо оплаты услуг сайта (если...
you_cad
Andrea (you_cad)
911 Loose Change 2nd Edition." http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848&q=loose+change Time to move out of America.......
christinaachaos
christinaachaos (christinaachaos)
had someone in your room of the opposite sex8) watched porn9) bought porn10) done drugsTOTAL: 911) taken pain killers12) taken someone else's prescription medicine13) lied to your parents14) lied to ...
shelann: house-sitting
shelann (shelann)
the house and when I went to check (with phone in hand ready to call 911 because I'm that paranoid) nothing was there. I love the feeling of independence, of ...
aenodia: CYA
aenodia (aenodia)
911, authorities to be called By Stephanie Innes ARIZONA DAILY STAR Desert aid workers who come across gravely ill...
_morwen_
Morwen (_morwen_)
911-169-6476. Такие дела.........
purple_oblivion
Tracy (purple_oblivion)
911 error early this morning or something. =\ I got the back-end of the report on...
nickitty: it didn't say how much my maintenance costs...
A mass of walking contradictions (nickitty)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and...
slydondominic: Stolen...
Dominic S. Little (slydondominic)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and...
bluestareyed: I wish this was a fucking joke....
Dorian (bluestareyed)
y Jonathan Hutson Mon May 29, 2006 at 07:58:55 PM EST A new Christian video game evokes 911. Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake ...
justaltalking
justaltalking (justaltalking)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and...
gollian: Мне нравиться фолк и метал
gollian (gollian)
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blade_babe: My granddad just suffered a stroke
Celtic Woman - A Goddess With A Temper (blade_babe)
m and heard it in his voice, picked up my step mom's cell and called 911 for him, while keeping my granddad on the phone. These are a few ...
gaia2: Spent the weekend in the hospital...
gaia2 (gaia2)
family that way; I'm not really sure why the urge was so strong. I called 911 and they directed me to Botsford Hospital, but I kept getting lost, and my ...
lalacampbell
leigh-anne campbell (lalacampbell)
outie?- innie.. outties are gross and i think they look ugly10.What size are your shoes?- 911.How much do you weigh? i think that's what......
sailmirror
olinka (sailmirror)
not knowing what to do, whether to take her to the emergency room or call 911 or try to do something myself. The nighbors heard her fall and ran out ...
x_wraith_x: Bleeeh
wraith (x_wraith_x)
But yeah we had to stick around and call cops and stuff. Except I called 911 heh. Blame too much American TV. I met Kayleigh(?) and Laura yesterday, they are lovely ...
amethystgoddess: Fast food emergency!
Azurite (amethystgoddess)
911 call (yeah, you don't hear that phrase too often) on Howard Stern. There was a...
blackchurch (in cultmotorcycles): Stolen Custom Ducati X Posted
lazarus blackchurch (blackchurch)
C 4 N 5 P B 0 0 7 7 8 8 If found please call 911 or 800-824-7061 Stolen from NW 10th and Marshal in Portland Oregon between 1 and 9 ...
guti27
guti27 (guti27)
911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and...
maks_ks
maks_ks (maks_ks)
357-м поезде я отправляюсь в САМАРУ!!! Сегодня купил билет, тока сука дорогой чё та.. 911 руб... да пофиг, главное свалить к родне! Более того теперь в поезде не надо будет...
formyspankystar: I made my bed and I sleep like a baby.
formyspankystar (formyspankystar)
One of my little ladies had a mishap this morning and I had to call 911 and she was lying on the stretcher crying and she goes, "Heeelp meee". And ...
varsindarkin: Reno 911 Is My New Love
Billy Wang (varsindarkin)
911 debuted tonight and holy crap, it hasn't lose any flavor. The hilarious, the offbeat,...
ra1nfall: Suicide is painless...
Rainfall (ra1nfall)
911 yet. I'm not suicidal. I'm just singin' along... About seven years ago my life has changed....
friendinmoscow: another one (it's good though)
friendinmoscow (friendinmoscow)
Purple > > > > 3. Ghosts > > > > 4. The Corporation 5. Farenheit 911 6.......
sketchartists: "Honesty" Premieres
Anya (sketchartists)
latest series to hit Comedy Central's Motherload. The first episode, Wedding, features: MATHER ZICKEL (Reno 911), ANN CARR (Giant Tuesday Night), and KURT BRAUNOHLER (Hot Tub) If you're on a PC, you...
acidinmyspam: we don't need a jet ski!
Heather (acidinmyspam)
with my sister and Nikki and Elyse, my texas girls. And now I'm watching Reno 911 and eating Wheat Thins. Life is pretty fantastic right now. Although when I'm ...
whorexxx
whorexxx (whorexxx)
by a pervert while riding my horse. When I returned to the ranch I called 911 and reported him. Shortly, a police officer arrived and I gave him detailed info. ...
theamyrlin: Funny story, my brother's birthday, PSYCH
Kim (theamyrlin)
911; that cop is cute! It is times like these where you really have to wonder about...
akaliss: Вот такой вот юморок...
akaliss (akaliss)
и работать.* Одинокий мужчина познакомится с одинокой женщиной с целью создания одинокого ребёнка. * В службу 911 поступил тревожный звонок. Спасатели занервничали, но трубку......
dpcfmander: How much of Windows can *you* delete?!!
dpcfmander (dpcfmander)
problem that I have or someone calls to ask me about. Get it? Instead of 911 for help, it's 411 for info and because people are too fucking (man, that ...
tika_faeri: Pop:Pop:Bubble Wrap:Pop
Tika (tika_faeri)
was fun. We saw "Dirty Little Showtunes," which was really fucking hilarious. "The 911-tapes" was good in concept but TERRIBLE in execution, not all that enjoyable. "Swindling ...
vercon: Work
Vercon Systems (vercon)
to my life and well being. Apparently after we got him out he phoned 911 on us. Emergency got back to us and asked us if we need help removi...
killerusagichan: Funny story
Becky (killerusagichan)
know this, you can't get an outside line. A guy was trying to dial 911, but it wasn't going through. The phone system, recognizing 911 as a call ...
wirtnet
wirtnet (wirtnet)
911-7704160......
youwantthetruth: need to post this normally...
That guy in search of what's within. (youwantthetruth)
911 call EVER.......
tiffanigu1: Orbus signs generic depression drug
tiffanigu1 (tiffanigu1)
Hunter College student who swallowed handfuls of Tylenol, then saved her own life by calling 911, was in......
nici_o_problema: Elossa ollaan.
Vilja & Ville (nici_o_problema)
torkut kanavan varrella ja helteessa (+28C) tarpeeksi hortoiltuamme hyppasimme iltajunaan. Tv hemmottelee meidat pilalle: -Michael Mooren "Fahrenheit 911" ranskaksi dubattuna -Speed (kylla, Keanu Reeves alkuperaisessa, lukemattomia parodioita synnyttaneessa action-hitissa) -Jalkapalloa San Marino- Saksa (0-7) -Jalkapalloa ...
88l71: Livin' like a rock star...
88l71 (88l71)
of the whole thing is that most people only think of Porsche as making the 911 series, and unless you're into Euro sports cars you probably don't remember the 924, ...
babydoll_2322: Please Remember.
If you ride me... you have to love me... (babydoll_2322)
mother, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, cousin, co-worker, best friend, love of their life. The 911 operators who fielded the many frantic calls for help. The firefighters, police, and port au...
buddha4281: 911 and a job
MAtt (buddha4281)
ically everything.......
kiza_s0ze
Ollie DuBose (kiza_s0ze)
911.wmv......
shrubman: ******* snegsyka
shrubman (shrubman)
арки купил!!! свежий дрэг номер 11 ;) так што есси чо - мой телефон по прежнему 911 :) www.almostrealistic.net......
whoreofbabalon: 911 PROPHECY APOCALYPTIC VERSION WTC NWO ALEISTER CROWLEY
Gypsyflamme (whoreofbabalon)
"911 PROPHECY APOCALYPTIC VERSION WTC NWO ALEISTER CROWLEY" on Google Video ...
hufflepuffskb: T.O. Crap
hufflepuffskb (hufflepuffskb)
a week ago, so I would not be surprised if they planned this there.Who called 911?  TO's publicist.  Who would be better then her to get in on the scheme?  ...
timofsuburbia: 9/11 Mysteries (Full Length, High Quality)
timofsuburbia (timofsuburbia)
this link on! World Trade Center WTC twin dowers controlled demoltion thermate thermite explosions 9/11 911 9-11 september 11 11th truth conspiracy theory theories theorist george bush dick cheney donald rumsfel...
angieblue: shooting at Amish schoolhouse
angela (angieblue)
said. Police surrounded the one-room school in southeastern Lancaster County late Monday morning. The Lancaster County 911......
kyleestar
kyleestar (kyleestar)
room, next door, and ra’s Boy came into clean the concrete Went to emilys She didn’t really care. 911 wouldn’t answer walked to class got stopped by people playing guitar gave money saw my great grandma (who ...
vanlooping: отличные колеса..
vanlooping (vanlooping)
10 бальной шкале. Начальная цена лота 2000 рублей за единицу.. 2000 рублей раз! e-l: mom2@mail.ru +7 911 953 7789......
ironmaxxx: Атака на Америку?
ironmaxxx (ironmaxxx)
подвергают страну опасности." 11 вересня 2001 рроку... Ось тут декілька цікавих зсилок з цього приводу... http://www.serendipity.li/wtcr.html http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/pentagon_ru.htm#Main http://thewebfairy.com/911/demolition/controlled.htm......
kaylaja: 9/11 Mysteries (Full Length, High Quality)
Kaylaja (kaylaja)
this link on! World Trade Center WTC twin dowers controlled demoltion thermate thermite explosions 9/11 911 9-11 september 11 11th truth conspiracy theory theories theorist george bush dick cheney donald rumsfel...
nyteblade: I can't just....stay here
Fuck Up (nyteblade)
flipped out, went fucking suicidal. Sent me pictures of cutting himself. Ofcourse I called 911. THey tok him to Netcare and the dogs got loose. I spent all night looking...
belka_relaxxx: сон
belka_relaxxx (belka_relaxxx)
колодца и расплакалась, пыталась им сделать иссскуственное дыхание, бесполезно. Звоню в скорую там какой-автоответчик, звоню 911 то же самое. И тут приходит бабушка, я говорю что они мертвы, а бабушка говорит, что...
backinforth
mayhemworks (backinforth)
fucking insomniac, dave attel has nothing on me! it's to early to think. so another quicky: -20 questions! -911 -unfolded laundry -bacon -unwelcomed guest -fucked over -going crazy!!......
3ve3do4ka_red: ноябрьский ТАТ (повторно)
3ve3do4ka_red (3ve3do4ka_red)
911 или по тел. 8-926-593-25-41 СЕГОДНЯ. Завтра, т.е. в понедельник, буду заказывать проездные и нужно точно знать...
sufi786: LEARN TO LOVE YOUR LORD FROM THIS SUFI SAINT Abu Othman al-Hiri
sufi786 (sufi786)
under the influence of Abu Hafs al- Haddad. He visited al-Jonaid in Baghdad, and died at Nishapur in 298 (911). The education of Abu Othman-e Hiri “My heart even in the days of my childhood was always seeking after ...
genuine_stacey
Катерина (genuine_stacey)
пытается что-то нажать, потом возвращает мне и говорит, а вы не позвоните за меня в 911? Я так выразительно на него смотрю и спрашиваю, мол, что-то не в......
kai_tandesu: One crazy night...
→かィィたん♪ (kai_tandesu)
screaming: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh My god! My leg it is broke, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH someone help!" My mom called 911 and she said "There has been a car wreck......
x_yazoo_x: If I hear the word 'disaster' I'm going to lose it!
Christina... What a name. (x_yazoo_x)
my humble opinion if a disaster struck the Island I think someone would call "911". Or at least I'm hoping they would. Nah, it's a good project. Just VERY t...
iplayrisk: Two things.
iplayrisk (iplayrisk)
when it's done and all loaded up but this is the room. Second. http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp A woman actually calls 911 because they wont make her burger how she wants it. Fucking ridiculous.......
xocasxo: weird shit
Cassi (xocasxo)
because of an accidental overdose of anti-depressants and some other drug.. he tried to call 911 but by the time they......
camilla_n: Happy Holidays!
camilla_n (camilla_n)
Tree Hill obsesser, and I spend a lot of time at One Tree Hill writers 911. You're most likely to catch me in the Brooke and Lucas thread, or Lucas ...