911
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Aaron Hoffmeyer (shucknhusker)
4 AM because there was some animal stuck in the neighbors drainpipe...So we called 911 (my hobby). The cop came after an hour and brittany is like "This is our...
Aaron Hoffmeyer (shucknhusker)
4 AM because there was some animal stuck in the neighbors drainpipe...So we called 911 (my hobby). The cop came after an hour and brittany is like "This is our...
so_unfabulous (in plastics_x3): sugar, were goin down
sasha♥ (so_unfabulous)
septemberGrade level: 10Location: altanta, georgiaGender: femaleSingle/Taken: single:: Favorites ::Color: pinkTelevison show: the oc, reno 911, gilmore girlsMovie: mean girls, all adam sandler movies, & when harry met sallyBands/singers: taking back...
sasha♥ (so_unfabulous)
septemberGrade level: 10Location: altanta, georgiaGender: femaleSingle/Taken: single:: Favorites ::Color: pinkTelevison show: the oc, reno 911, gilmore girlsMovie: mean girls, all adam sandler movies, & when harry met sallyBands/singers: taking back...
shush: sad day
Silence (shush)
911 dispatcher for the Sacramento County Sherriff's Dept. My aunt is a deputy. My mother,...
Silence (shush)
911 dispatcher for the Sacramento County Sherriff's Dept. My aunt is a deputy. My mother,...
kmac5: countdown thingy
kmac5 (kmac5)
out13naps14working out15ping pong::14 Favorite Foods::1pizza2steak3kelbosa4fruit5strawberries6canalope7cherries8watermelon9spicy cucumbers (im serious)10fries11hot diggity dogs12uhh13uhh14uhh::13 Most Watched Shows::1Arrested Development2Lost3Reno 911!4Family Guy5Stella6Everybody Loves Raymond7Seinfeld8Sportscenter9Baseball Tonight10Simpsons11Sunday Night Baseball12Cold Pizza13Pardon The Interruption::12 Good Bands in your Opinion::1Gym Class...
kmac5 (kmac5)
out13naps14working out15ping pong::14 Favorite Foods::1pizza2steak3kelbosa4fruit5strawberries6canalope7cherries8watermelon9spicy cucumbers (im serious)10fries11hot diggity dogs12uhh13uhh14uhh::13 Most Watched Shows::1Arrested Development2Lost3Reno 911!4Family Guy5Stella6Everybody Loves Raymond7Seinfeld8Sportscenter9Baseball Tonight10Simpsons11Sunday Night Baseball12Cold Pizza13Pardon The Interruption::12 Good Bands in your Opinion::1Gym Class...
scophotch: scariest night turns into a sleepiest day.
the risk of getting caught steals a smile (scophotch)
grew long, and the lights got dimmer, the truliest of scariest events a-happened. siezure.panic. 911. ambulance. hospital. crying. needles. CAT scan. followed by no sleep. for anyone. everything is ...
the risk of getting caught steals a smile (scophotch)
grew long, and the lights got dimmer, the truliest of scariest events a-happened. siezure.panic. 911. ambulance. hospital. crying. needles. CAT scan. followed by no sleep. for anyone. everything is ...
awolf: Stalker
Trickster (awolf)
to study for a minute. I woke Jewel (well, tried to anyway) and called 911. The police came, spoke with a suspect, and scared him......
Trickster (awolf)
to study for a minute. I woke Jewel (well, tried to anyway) and called 911. The police came, spoke with a suspect, and scared him......
honda_2001: Robbery? Not for me!
honda_2001 (honda_2001)
ограблений! Обычный человек может в стрессовой ситуации может запомнить не более 3-x цифр! Поэтому - 911! Очень редко берут заложников. Ну, то, что отдавать все надо - это я и без него...
honda_2001 (honda_2001)
ограблений! Обычный человек может в стрессовой ситуации может запомнить не более 3-x цифр! Поэтому - 911! Очень редко берут заложников. Ну, то, что отдавать все надо - это я и без него...
steveo251980: not understainding
steveo251980 (steveo251980)
hang up on my wife and throw on some shoes,yelling to my mother to call 911 ......
steveo251980 (steveo251980)
hang up on my wife and throw on some shoes,yelling to my mother to call 911 ......
drninja
I Firmly Planted the Frag of Liberty (drninja)
3, 369, 999, 1001, 374, 274, 993, 528, 285, 365, 534, 101, 899, 357, 284, 911, 272, 890, 564, 628, 903, 292, 451, 550, 654, 439, 457, 905, 803, 449, ...
I Firmly Planted the Frag of Liberty (drninja)
3, 369, 999, 1001, 374, 274, 993, 528, 285, 365, 534, 101, 899, 357, 284, 911, 272, 890, 564, 628, 903, 292, 451, 550, 654, 439, 457, 905, 803, 449, ...
stasi_rainbow
Jesus H. Christ, Esq. (stasi_rainbow)
I'll tell you what I do want, though -- the second season of Reno 911 on DVD. ......
Jesus H. Christ, Esq. (stasi_rainbow)
I'll tell you what I do want, though -- the second season of Reno 911 on DVD. ......
zalia
Zalia Chimera (zalia)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 1021 1031 1041 1051 1061 1071 1081 1091 1101 1111 1121 1131 1141 1151 1161 1171 1181 1191 1201 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
Zalia Chimera (zalia)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 1021 1031 1041 1051 1061 1071 1081 1091 1101 1111 1121 1131 1141 1151 1161 1171 1181 1191 1201 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
cherub_ellie
cherub_ellie (cherub_ellie)
and anonymous comments excluded from rankings) 1 114 2 86 3 62 4 61 5 20 6 20 7 19 8 17 9 13 10 911 8 12 7 13 4 14 4 15 2 16 1 Total Commenters: 18 (2 not shown) Total Comments: 649 Report generated ...
cherub_ellie (cherub_ellie)
and anonymous comments excluded from rankings) 1 114 2 86 3 62 4 61 5 20 6 20 7 19 8 17 9 13 10 911 8 12 7 13 4 14 4 15 2 16 1 Total Commenters: 18 (2 not shown) Total Comments: 649 Report generated ...
doneril: Was Sick
Doneril ap Machta (doneril)
walk/do much else. The ambulance people were quite nice, but because my mom called 911, a police cruiser and fire truck came to the house as well. And because I...
Doneril ap Machta (doneril)
walk/do much else. The ambulance people were quite nice, but because my mom called 911, a police cruiser and fire truck came to the house as well. And because I...
xoxlmaxox
xoxlmaxox (xoxlmaxox)
got up to get a drink of water, my mom came in like screaming CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!! I was soo......
xoxlmaxox (xoxlmaxox)
got up to get a drink of water, my mom came in like screaming CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!! I was soo......
servbot: Please turn off the self destruct sequence.
Kuri (servbot)
911 921 931 941 951 961 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. I'm really...
Kuri (servbot)
911 921 931 941 951 961 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. I'm really...
grygon: July 13th
Grygon (grygon)
3 were alive. * neighbor's barn or house caught fire. i called 911 but several others had called before me. it was an anxious 5 or ...
Grygon (grygon)
3 were alive. * neighbor's barn or house caught fire. i called 911 but several others had called before me. it was an anxious 5 or ...
murdizcrazee
murdizcrazee (murdizcrazee)
911 then going to get papa john's. yes, i know it's midnight. hahaha, yea went to...
murdizcrazee (murdizcrazee)
911 then going to get papa john's. yes, i know it's midnight. hahaha, yea went to...
javamdk: Dream...
Joseph Robertson (javamdk)
and freaked out, the guy or girl with the gun ran... while the clerk called 911 immediately. The ambulance came, this guy strapped me down and took me inside the ...
Joseph Robertson (javamdk)
and freaked out, the guy or girl with the gun ran... while the clerk called 911 immediately. The ambulance came, this guy strapped me down and took me inside the ...
ponyfang: damn apatments!
ponyfang (ponyfang)
partment hunting which lasted about a 20 min after watching the 1st season of Reno 911 at Geoffrey’s house, we looked at one on esplanade (which was really nice but ...
ponyfang (ponyfang)
partment hunting which lasted about a 20 min after watching the 1st season of Reno 911 at Geoffrey’s house, we looked at one on esplanade (which was really nice but ...
badkittyx3x: ashes
badkittyx3x (badkittyx3x)
Rob came over around 5 and we drank a little and such. We watched Reno 911 hehehe I love that show. Then we talked for awhile outside on the deck ...
badkittyx3x (badkittyx3x)
Rob came over around 5 and we drank a little and such. We watched Reno 911 hehehe I love that show. Then we talked for awhile outside on the deck ...
love_me_dearly_: btw.
Kristen-Lauryn (love_me_dearly_)
my father. i was scared shipless. i was in the bathroom and im like.. cellfone. dial 911, have finger on send. so i did i walk down stairs and its my father. the end. i h...
Kristen-Lauryn (love_me_dearly_)
my father. i was scared shipless. i was in the bathroom and im like.. cellfone. dial 911, have finger on send. so i did i walk down stairs and its my father. the end. i h...
almst_an_island: Boring Day
Almost An Island (almst_an_island)
some fruit for snackies. Stan spent the night and we stayed up watching Reno 911 and crazy Bjork videos with scary nipple hairs! We went for a outside for a...
Almost An Island (almst_an_island)
some fruit for snackies. Stan spent the night and we stayed up watching Reno 911 and crazy Bjork videos with scary nipple hairs! We went for a outside for a...
its_loveee: Surveyyyy.
Carissa (its_loveee)
Your mom? 13 Most Watched Showso1. Degrassi.o2. Viva La Bam.o3. Pimp My Rideo4. VH1.o5. MTV.o6. Reno 911.o7. Trading Spaces.o8. I’mo9. not1o. that big11. of12. a13. douche.12 Good Bands In Your Opiniono1. ...
Carissa (its_loveee)
Your mom? 13 Most Watched Showso1. Degrassi.o2. Viva La Bam.o3. Pimp My Rideo4. VH1.o5. MTV.o6. Reno 911.o7. Trading Spaces.o8. I’mo9. not1o. that big11. of12. a13. douche.12 Good Bands In Your Opiniono1. ...
candlelight1228: Little girl faces felony charge for throwing rock at little boy
Candlelight (candlelight1228)
gang warfare when they sent three squad cars and a helicopter in response to a 911 call. Instead, they found an 11-year-old girl who had thrown a rock to defend ...
Candlelight (candlelight1228)
gang warfare when they sent three squad cars and a helicopter in response to a 911 call. Instead, they found an 11-year-old girl who had thrown a rock to defend ...
_faineant
_faineant (_faineant)
again sometime.. humm.. well we just went to his apartment.. he fell asleep and i watched reno 911 and son in law.. then came home.. my sister got me this really pretty shirt... its pink.. and ...
_faineant (_faineant)
again sometime.. humm.. well we just went to his apartment.. he fell asleep and i watched reno 911 and son in law.. then came home.. my sister got me this really pretty shirt... its pink.. and ...
whatamunky: bug bites >=[
whatamunky (whatamunky)
win a cruise! oh man, i hope we win. joey and i also got free reno 911 playing cards, a bunch of tiny little radios with batteries, a TON of garnier fructis ...
whatamunky (whatamunky)
win a cruise! oh man, i hope we win. joey and i also got free reno 911 playing cards, a bunch of tiny little radios with batteries, a TON of garnier fructis ...
ocean_ave19
Willy Wonka (ocean_ave19)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 1021 1031 1041 1051 1061 1071 1081 1091 1101 1111 1121 1131 1141 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
Willy Wonka (ocean_ave19)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 1021 1031 1041 1051 1061 1071 1081 1091 1101 1111 1121 1131 1141 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
oakleytexas1: rays of light through a shiner bock bottle...
oakleytexas1 (oakleytexas1)
weekend has been good. We got pretty drunk on Friday and were watching Reno 911, now that's some funny shit when your really drunk. We were being assholes ...
oakleytexas1 (oakleytexas1)
weekend has been good. We got pretty drunk on Friday and were watching Reno 911, now that's some funny shit when your really drunk. We were being assholes ...
mambomoneybags
Sir Mambo Moneybags III Esquire (mambomoneybags)
from the alley. we chilled hard at dave's house. stayed up real late watching reno 911, slc punk, the andy milonakissfkfsaons show, some weird show on adult swim (fuck, i ...
Sir Mambo Moneybags III Esquire (mambomoneybags)
from the alley. we chilled hard at dave's house. stayed up real late watching reno 911, slc punk, the andy milonakissfkfsaons show, some weird show on adult swim (fuck, i ...
fugitive247: Manic Monday
fugitive247 (fugitive247)
911 in a new window) Another all-nighter... Gotta love these manic cycles! The goofies will be awake...
fugitive247 (fugitive247)
911 in a new window) Another all-nighter... Gotta love these manic cycles! The goofies will be awake...
justafailure
.x.ƒailure.x.Àt.x.Ħeart.x. (justafailure)
was crazy. (Again..) I really don't remember anything.. except laughing my ass off at Reno 911. Heh'.. I worked my ass off Sunday morning in HOT ASS WHEATHER!- OUTSIDE, duh'. We...
.x.ƒailure.x.Àt.x.Ħeart.x. (justafailure)
was crazy. (Again..) I really don't remember anything.. except laughing my ass off at Reno 911. Heh'.. I worked my ass off Sunday morning in HOT ASS WHEATHER!- OUTSIDE, duh'. We...
doriangray__
doriangray__ (doriangray__)
your own blood spurting everywhere sends up such alarm bells that you find yourself desperately dailing 911 while splattering plasma all over the phone. It's the ultimate in self-aware suicide in that not...
doriangray__ (doriangray__)
your own blood spurting everywhere sends up such alarm bells that you find yourself desperately dailing 911 while splattering plasma all over the phone. It's the ultimate in self-aware suicide in that not...
cheapcoffee: Fish dicks and smashed potatoes
cheapcoffee (cheapcoffee)
than night shifts at the homeless shelter money. Speaking of the shelter, I called 911 this week. One of our residents, a large,......
cheapcoffee (cheapcoffee)
than night shifts at the homeless shelter money. Speaking of the shelter, I called 911 this week. One of our residents, a large,......
sinsnevergoaway
Darkspirit (sinsnevergoaway)
freaked out too and then walked to them...and to tell them that he's gonna call 911 but they......
Darkspirit (sinsnevergoaway)
freaked out too and then walked to them...and to tell them that he's gonna call 911 but they......
elrikard: Walking around white halls with white walls
elrikard (elrikard)
911 today. Wow. Have two kids and suddenly I am fascinated by child-rearing reality television. I...
elrikard (elrikard)
911 today. Wow. Have two kids and suddenly I am fascinated by child-rearing reality television. I...
tangibledark: 7 19
Incorporeal (tangibledark)
911 for the first time ever. Not for me, but for a client. I hope I...
Incorporeal (tangibledark)
911 for the first time ever. Not for me, but for a client. I hope I...
bewitched1nva
bewitched1nva,chuck,charlie,cuntessa,meemaw (bewitched1nva)
ny rapp score: 108. cary shields score: 109. raul esparza score: 1010. hairy chests score: 911. hunter foster score: 912. jonathan larson score: 913. tick tick boom score: 914. hairy ...
bewitched1nva,chuck,charlie,cuntessa,meemaw (bewitched1nva)
ny rapp score: 108. cary shields score: 109. raul esparza score: 1010. hairy chests score: 911. hunter foster score: 912. jonathan larson score: 913. tick tick boom score: 914. hairy ...
eanngmfas: God is very humorous...
eanngmfas (eanngmfas)
profusely and very not aware of my surroundings. Of course, they decide to call 911. ......
eanngmfas (eanngmfas)
profusely and very not aware of my surroundings. Of course, they decide to call 911. ......
gothicromance85: Can't think
gothicromance85 (gothicromance85)
911 and cried because I wanted my mom to love me enough to sit down and...
gothicromance85 (gothicromance85)
911 and cried because I wanted my mom to love me enough to sit down and...
prenny_moose
prenny_moose (prenny_moose)
minutes after getting home i pass out in the dining room, and my mom calls 911, and the......
prenny_moose (prenny_moose)
minutes after getting home i pass out in the dining room, and my mom calls 911, and the......
spoonerpsu
spoonerpsu (spoonerpsu)
911! Stella Daily Show Stella, four episodes in, hasn't gotten old yet as I worried it might. Still, no...
spoonerpsu (spoonerpsu)
911! Stella Daily Show Stella, four episodes in, hasn't gotten old yet as I worried it might. Still, no...
crudus_juvenis
would'nt you like to know... (crudus_juvenis)
barley breathe until after I found out he was okay...Mom finally ended up callin 911..they didnt think he needed 2 go to the hospital but stayed with him until the...
would'nt you like to know... (crudus_juvenis)
barley breathe until after I found out he was okay...Mom finally ended up callin 911..they didnt think he needed 2 go to the hospital but stayed with him until the...
innokentiy
Иннокентий (innokentiy)
911 Turbo с багажником на крыше... Видел сегодня на Покровке. В очередной раз пожалел об отсутствии фотоаппарата.........
Иннокентий (innokentiy)
911 Turbo с багажником на крыше... Видел сегодня на Покровке. В очередной раз пожалел об отсутствии фотоаппарата.........
bury_me_not
bury_me_not (bury_me_not)
staying at my place.. but everyone went camping. thank god lisa didnt. i have to call 911 because someone wa on my balcony.. that was scary.. i was skured so i lisa stayed...
bury_me_not (bury_me_not)
staying at my place.. but everyone went camping. thank god lisa didnt. i have to call 911 because someone wa on my balcony.. that was scary.. i was skured so i lisa stayed...
hollyshortlep3: Since it doesn't matter anymore...
Shannon (hollyshortlep3)
his could possibly relate to, I happen to like an obese octupous. Do I call 911? And if you have no idea what that means, I suggest you go through your ...
Shannon (hollyshortlep3)
his could possibly relate to, I happen to like an obese octupous. Do I call 911? And if you have no idea what that means, I suggest you go through your ...
inviktusz28
Weapon[R] (inviktusz28)
anyway and then sell it off. what is Mike gonna get next? perhaps a Porsche 911 turbo that can be had for a low 25k?, perhaps a Supra TT with a...
Weapon[R] (inviktusz28)
anyway and then sell it off. what is Mike gonna get next? perhaps a Porsche 911 turbo that can be had for a low 25k?, perhaps a Supra TT with a...
d_m_moose06: welcome to tupacs tavern, how may we shoot you?
d_m_moose06 (d_m_moose06)
911! there was a car accident and i was the first to report it. n__n they...
d_m_moose06 (d_m_moose06)
911! there was a car accident and i was the first to report it. n__n they...
wheretheresawil: Workout Update #15
Wil (wheretheresawil)
911 Other Stats n/a Game Stats GAME: Tales of Symphonia GAME ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Discovered Raine missing from Altessa's House, travelled to Altimira, talked...
Wil (wheretheresawil)
911 Other Stats n/a Game Stats GAME: Tales of Symphonia GAME ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Discovered Raine missing from Altessa's House, travelled to Altimira, talked...
barzelay: More Links Than You Can Fit In Your Mouth On A Dare
David Barzelay (barzelay)
911 really happens, and he comes up with a pair of links to prove it. In honor...
David Barzelay (barzelay)
911 really happens, and he comes up with a pair of links to prove it. In honor...
jackstud81091: great summer
jackstud81091 (jackstud81091)
in trouble 2ice this summer 1 being the dumbfuck i am i falced alarmed 911 and now im confined to my house long story. so anyway this summer i h...
jackstud81091 (jackstud81091)
in trouble 2ice this summer 1 being the dumbfuck i am i falced alarmed 911 and now im confined to my house long story. so anyway this summer i h...
xxkirahxmelanie
Kirah Melanie Hartley (xxkirahxmelanie)
is he died in his sleep. when kellye found him, she sarted CPR, called 911 and when the y got there she was doing CPR and the EMT guys told...
Kirah Melanie Hartley (xxkirahxmelanie)
is he died in his sleep. when kellye found him, she sarted CPR, called 911 and when the y got there she was doing CPR and the EMT guys told...
a_n_n_a_k_a_y: One, Two, Princes kneel before you, that's what I said now...
AnnaKay (a_n_n_a_k_a_y)
to bean Anna E. a whole lot. We watched a couple episodes of Reno 911 at my house after Applebee's, and then they both went home. This morning I woke ...
AnnaKay (a_n_n_a_k_a_y)
to bean Anna E. a whole lot. We watched a couple episodes of Reno 911 at my house after Applebee's, and then they both went home. This morning I woke ...
feueraffe: Argh
Spotted Elk (feueraffe)
before the thoughts, what happened was that my grandfather got sick, my grandmother called 911 and he went to the hospital. I get a call from my uncle while...
Spotted Elk (feueraffe)
before the thoughts, what happened was that my grandfather got sick, my grandmother called 911 and he went to the hospital. I get a call from my uncle while...
nvan25: I was bored.............
nvan25 (nvan25)
this is hard...7Weather channel?8PISTONS GAMES!!!930 minute meals lol10Great Hotels?11Star Trek (the older ones) Voyager12ummm Reno 911 ?13Simpsons::12 Good Bands in your Opinion::1Can we change this to Good Artist?2Ludacris3Common4Cold Play5Immortal Technique6John ...
nvan25 (nvan25)
this is hard...7Weather channel?8PISTONS GAMES!!!930 minute meals lol10Great Hotels?11Star Trek (the older ones) Voyager12ummm Reno 911 ?13Simpsons::12 Good Bands in your Opinion::1Can we change this to Good Artist?2Ludacris3Common4Cold Play5Immortal Technique6John ...
sekinin: OOC: Conrad's Stats
IC Conrad Weller (sekinin)
- Ganked from everyone - Guess who he loves mooo~~ooost . . . . Total comments: 529 1207 274 355 436 535 627 723 814 911 109 118 125 134 144 154 163 173 183 192 201 211 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
IC Conrad Weller (sekinin)
- Ganked from everyone - Guess who he loves mooo~~ooost . . . . Total comments: 529 1207 274 355 436 535 627 723 814 911 109 118 125 134 144 154 163 173 183 192 201 211 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
tarty: Update part deux
Emily (tarty)
just randomely decided to do it. So much odd things have gone on this summer, 911 getting called......
Emily (tarty)
just randomely decided to do it. So much odd things have gone on this summer, 911 getting called......
thecomicissmrt: full of wraps
Katie - The grandmaster of Funk (thecomicissmrt)
cemetary tour guide screamed at us the whole time "YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT ON 911?!?! IMAGINE HOW THESE MEN FELT!! IMAGINE IT!!!!! STAND ON THESE GRAVES AND IMAGINE IT!!!" i ...
Katie - The grandmaster of Funk (thecomicissmrt)
cemetary tour guide screamed at us the whole time "YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT ON 911?!?! IMAGINE HOW THESE MEN FELT!! IMAGINE IT!!!!! STAND ON THESE GRAVES AND IMAGINE IT!!!" i ...
2crazygurlz: SaTuRdAy
kiki N Rikki (2crazygurlz)
there.josie.....from da pussycats u know.......run run da po's po's are after us..Run run.....call 911 sam just got shot./.......riki is itchy in her pitches......she likes geeseeseseses... .samo likes yoko ...
kiki N Rikki (2crazygurlz)
there.josie.....from da pussycats u know.......run run da po's po's are after us..Run run.....call 911 sam just got shot./.......riki is itchy in her pitches......she likes geeseeseseses... .samo likes yoko ...
dolor_verum_est
iracundus scriptor (dolor_verum_est)
911 1011 1111 1210 139 149 159 168 178 187 197 206 216 226 235 245 255 265 275 285 294 304 314 324 334 343 353 363 373 383 392 402 412 422 431 441 451 461 471 481 491 501 511 521 531 541 551 561 571 581 591 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
iracundus scriptor (dolor_verum_est)
911 1011 1111 1210 139 149 159 168 178 187 197 206 216 226 235 245 255 265 275 285 294 304 314 324 334 343 353 363 373 383 392 402 412 422 431 441 451 461 471 481 491 501 511 521 531 541 551 561 571 581 591 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
lifeinpursuit88: past midnight posts
lifeinpursuit88 (lifeinpursuit88)
your lips So the alcohol burns warm with every sip Are you burning now? I'll dial 911 emergency, to cool you, cool you down And when you wake tomorrow morning with a ...
lifeinpursuit88 (lifeinpursuit88)
your lips So the alcohol burns warm with every sip Are you burning now? I'll dial 911 emergency, to cool you, cool you down And when you wake tomorrow morning with a ...
one_word_posts
Hold Fast (one_word_posts)
crews, that we really don't give a shit if your grandma is nauseous. Calling 911 at 4 in the morning just because you don't feel good is not a good...
Hold Fast (one_word_posts)
crews, that we really don't give a shit if your grandma is nauseous. Calling 911 at 4 in the morning just because you don't feel good is not a good...
homicidaljesusc: Bombs don’t kill people, wankers do.
homicidaljesuscat (homicidaljesusc)
fixated on only feeling empathy for those we feel akin to. From the word go, before 911 (and never......
homicidaljesuscat (homicidaljesusc)
fixated on only feeling empathy for those we feel akin to. From the word go, before 911 (and never......
jolefay: Dreams
A Cup of JO (jolefay)
across the street to the field they crashed in to try and help. Chris's 911 call worked because he had the GPS thing on and I didn't. Last night I...
A Cup of JO (jolefay)
across the street to the field they crashed in to try and help. Chris's 911 call worked because he had the GPS thing on and I didn't. Last night I...
rollotawok: HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW THE SOURCE OF THIS INFO? I NEED A SOURCE.
Hated & Proud (rollotawok)
Didn't Know About PETA Year Received† Adopted Killed Transferred % Killed % Adopted 2004 2,640 361 1,911 1 86.3 13.7 2003 2,224 312 1,911 1 85.9 14.0 2002 2,680 382 2,298 2 85.7 14.3 2001...
Hated & Proud (rollotawok)
Didn't Know About PETA Year Received† Adopted Killed Transferred % Killed % Adopted 2004 2,640 361 1,911 1 86.3 13.7 2003 2,224 312 1,911 1 85.9 14.0 2002 2,680 382 2,298 2 85.7 14.3 2001...
desperate4god: Leo to the Rescue!
desperate4god (desperate4god)
Leo took up a broom and entered the room with warnings about me calling 911 if he was bit. Eventually he proded the thing into a garbage can, whe...
desperate4god (desperate4god)
Leo took up a broom and entered the room with warnings about me calling 911 if he was bit. Eventually he proded the thing into a garbage can, whe...
noelql: Hmmm...
Lover of Sexy Geeks Everywhere (noelql)
911 4011 4111 4210 4310 4410 459 469 479 489 498 507 517 527 536 546 556 566 576 586 595 604 614 624 634 644 654 664 674 684 694 703 713 723 733 743 753 762 772 782 792 802 812 822 832 842 851 861 871 881 891 901 911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 1021 1031 1041 1051 1061 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. I suppose I should go work-out instead of spamming LJ. *sigh*......
Lover of Sexy Geeks Everywhere (noelql)
911 4011 4111 4210 4310 4410 459 469 479 489 498 507 517 527 536 546 556 566 576 586 595 604 614 624 634 644 654 664 674 684 694 703 713 723 733 743 753 762 772 782 792 802 812 822 832 842 851 861 871 881 891 901 911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 1021 1031 1041 1051 1061 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. I suppose I should go work-out instead of spamming LJ. *sigh*......
racygraycee: and excuse the yiddish...but men can be real schmucks
racygraycee (racygraycee)
seen this masterpiece. i'm addcited to the insanity. all i know is that with Reno 911 and Stella on right afterwards, hell, that's the best hour of TV that's worth watching...
racygraycee (racygraycee)
seen this masterpiece. i'm addcited to the insanity. all i know is that with Reno 911 and Stella on right afterwards, hell, that's the best hour of TV that's worth watching...
scatha36: Bad Fucking Morning
Danielle (scatha36)
and body spray and shit like that. people really do suck. i called 911 and they sent a cop over. i have to mail in for a......
Danielle (scatha36)
and body spray and shit like that. people really do suck. i called 911 and they sent a cop over. i have to mail in for a......
go_dookie
go_dookie (go_dookie)
see Bush Lying about anything (please feel free to debate me), So all you Farenight 911 fans.. Enjoy what......
go_dookie (go_dookie)
see Bush Lying about anything (please feel free to debate me), So all you Farenight 911 fans.. Enjoy what......
watme
.Luke. (watme)
911 For Peace" - MOBILIZE It's in the paper every day You see it in the headlines and...
.Luke. (watme)
911 For Peace" - MOBILIZE It's in the paper every day You see it in the headlines and...
charedxremains: Gay!
charedxremains (charedxremains)
s Information Center 2.Search ERIC 3.Eric Weisstein's World of Mathematics 4.Where did the ERIC Reading, English & Communication go? 5.911 Chef Eric 6.What happened to ERIC? 7.access to ERIC 8.CHEZ ERIC! 9.Eric Conspiracy Secret Laboratories 10.Wreckless Eric - Official ...
charedxremains (charedxremains)
s Information Center 2.Search ERIC 3.Eric Weisstein's World of Mathematics 4.Where did the ERIC Reading, English & Communication go? 5.911 Chef Eric 6.What happened to ERIC? 7.access to ERIC 8.CHEZ ERIC! 9.Eric Conspiracy Secret Laboratories 10.Wreckless Eric - Official ...
sarcasticah: Holy shit.
Mary Ellen (sarcasticah)
slept through it, and only woke up when my brother hollered for her to call 911. I think I am going to go have hysterics now.......
Mary Ellen (sarcasticah)
slept through it, and only woke up when my brother hollered for her to call 911. I think I am going to go have hysterics now.......
truant_officer: you see this guy.
EVERYTHINGISAPROGRAMEDREACTIONANDYOUBELONGHERE (truant_officer)
wall. I somehow gain control, stop under the sevier street bridge and fucking call 911 they say theyve already gotten warning and have allerted all police in the area. ...
EVERYTHINGISAPROGRAMEDREACTIONANDYOUBELONGHERE (truant_officer)
wall. I somehow gain control, stop under the sevier street bridge and fucking call 911 they say theyve already gotten warning and have allerted all police in the area. ...
blaze_solo: "Короче Склихосовский" или Вах по заказу №3
Blaze (blaze_solo)
------------------------------- Первым делом надо было выяснить, куда собственно ехать. Решили потестить билайны и мегафоны на предмет 911-подобного номера. --- Билайн -- полусонная и полувменяемая девушка, с трудом поняв, что мы от нее...
Blaze (blaze_solo)
------------------------------- Первым делом надо было выяснить, куда собственно ехать. Решили потестить билайны и мегафоны на предмет 911-подобного номера. --- Билайн -- полусонная и полувменяемая девушка, с трудом поняв, что мы от нее...
nimbius: Jul 31 17:06:58 localhost dhclient: DHCPACK from 192.168.1.1
John (nimbius)
professional, so calm, so collected. It sounded like something youd hear on rescue 911 or something. I probably shouldnt mention the nature of the call though, but it...
John (nimbius)
professional, so calm, so collected. It sounded like something youd hear on rescue 911 or something. I probably shouldnt mention the nature of the call though, but it...
_itachi_
Itachi Uchiha (_itachi_)
screaming Sasori's name so loud while he penetrated me, I thought the neighbors would alert 911. And suddenly.........as I was about to have the biggest climax of my life, someone bursts ...
Itachi Uchiha (_itachi_)
screaming Sasori's name so loud while he penetrated me, I thought the neighbors would alert 911. And suddenly.........as I was about to have the biggest climax of my life, someone bursts ...
pornomidget
I dream of shipwreck (pornomidget)
Palin] I've partly watched: The Office Series 2 Mr. Show Season 1 Pole to Pole [with Michael Palin] Reno 911 Season 2 I'm in the middle of downloading: The Office Christmas Special Deadwood Seasons 1 and 2 Dead L...
I dream of shipwreck (pornomidget)
Palin] I've partly watched: The Office Series 2 Mr. Show Season 1 Pole to Pole [with Michael Palin] Reno 911 Season 2 I'm in the middle of downloading: The Office Christmas Special Deadwood Seasons 1 and 2 Dead L...
heather_noel
heather_noel (heather_noel)
Within a couple of hours of her going to bed, she went downhill. We called 911, and she went in to the ER. She had a hard......
heather_noel (heather_noel)
Within a couple of hours of her going to bed, she went downhill. We called 911, and she went in to the ER. She had a hard......
stdogz: God Grant me the serenity
DarinsMom (stdogz)
was woken up by the world's worst headache. It was so bad I almost called 911. Seriously. I could feel my brain throbbing in my head. It was terrible. I ...
DarinsMom (stdogz)
was woken up by the world's worst headache. It was so bad I almost called 911. Seriously. I could feel my brain throbbing in my head. It was terrible. I ...
hugsandstabs: Stolen from Rotten Mangos.
Rip Torn (hugsandstabs)
coach carter, national treasure 3for $25 at blockbuster x. song you listened to = Public enemy- 911 is a joke x. song that was stuck in your head = My chemical......
Rip Torn (hugsandstabs)
coach carter, national treasure 3for $25 at blockbuster x. song you listened to = Public enemy- 911 is a joke x. song that was stuck in your head = My chemical......
syke
Syke (syke)
Grrr... although I could do without this episode dealing with the Korean war, 911 and a baby amidst warfare. :D (Almost as bad as the legs that kept...
Syke (syke)
Grrr... although I could do without this episode dealing with the Korean war, 911 and a baby amidst warfare. :D (Almost as bad as the legs that kept...
wrok
wrok (wrok)
like they just kept peeing and leaving -- I helped the guy up and called 911 and waited with him while everyone else JUST IGNORED WHAT WAS HAPPENING. people blow my ...
wrok (wrok)
like they just kept peeing and leaving -- I helped the guy up and called 911 and waited with him while everyone else JUST IGNORED WHAT WAS HAPPENING. people blow my ...
jenece: Supernannies on TV
jenece (jenece)
Nina Priore, their mother, her hand shaking. The Priores had sought help from "Nanny 911," a reality show on Fox that began last fall. The show dispatched Stella Reid, a...
jenece (jenece)
Nina Priore, their mother, her hand shaking. The Priores had sought help from "Nanny 911," a reality show on Fox that began last fall. The show dispatched Stella Reid, a...
lovewithnoface: Hmmm. Reminds me of orange floppy cones
Making Friends With Shadows On My Wall (lovewithnoface)
911 being so similar is unfortunate. By the way, also today I didn't get in...
Making Friends With Shadows On My Wall (lovewithnoface)
911 being so similar is unfortunate. By the way, also today I didn't get in...
kissable_queit
kissable_queit (kissable_queit)
cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head. You call 911 and they put you on hold. (its happened before!) You know that if you drive ...
kissable_queit (kissable_queit)
cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head. You call 911 and they put you on hold. (its happened before!) You know that if you drive ...
madilayn
Madilayn (madilayn)
911 921 931 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
Madilayn (madilayn)
911 921 931 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
slowcowtipper: 4 MONTHS!
Katie (slowcowtipper)
From the Heart Armor for Sleep - My Town Puddle of Mudd - Control Public Enemy - Reno 911 Yellowcard - Miles Apart Fastball - The Way Opm - El Capitan Unwritten Law - Seeing Red Red Hott ...
Katie (slowcowtipper)
From the Heart Armor for Sleep - My Town Puddle of Mudd - Control Public Enemy - Reno 911 Yellowcard - Miles Apart Fastball - The Way Opm - El Capitan Unwritten Law - Seeing Red Red Hott ...
ashesforautumn
Chris (ashesforautumn)
911. Jee.. i really would've loved to go see The #12 and Die Eleanor Die tommorow at the Living...
Chris (ashesforautumn)
911. Jee.. i really would've loved to go see The #12 and Die Eleanor Die tommorow at the Living...
geegeewisconsin: 9:11
geegeewisconsin (geegeewisconsin)
911 everywhere. That's a norm, I usually see it up to 5 times a day for...
geegeewisconsin (geegeewisconsin)
911 everywhere. That's a norm, I usually see it up to 5 times a day for...
xpioti: Doot do doooo!
Xi (xpioti)
never, ever ride horses unless you are with a buddy; horses can not call 911.) Banker was an absolute gentleman; he tried to wander off when I mounted, ...
Xi (xpioti)
never, ever ride horses unless you are with a buddy; horses can not call 911.) Banker was an absolute gentleman; he tried to wander off when I mounted, ...
mountainheather: Huh?!
Heather (mountainheather)
system in the building is currently down. If there is an emergency, please dial 9-911!" Oh great, now I feel safe!......
Heather (mountainheather)
system in the building is currently down. If there is an emergency, please dial 9-911!" Oh great, now I feel safe!......
trufenix: That is very hot and I will deal with it in the morning, but right now I am exhausted!
trufenix (trufenix)
911 and don thomas and blah blah blah, but about 3 pararaphs in I riggety-realized not...
trufenix (trufenix)
911 and don thomas and blah blah blah, but about 3 pararaphs in I riggety-realized not...
kinda_like_me: Oh my...
kinda_like_me (kinda_like_me)
name would be StupidAnd He/She would be a LlamaHis/Her best trick would be Making 911 or 1-900 phone calls in the middle of the night while you're asleepHe/She would...
kinda_like_me (kinda_like_me)
name would be StupidAnd He/She would be a LlamaHis/Her best trick would be Making 911 or 1-900 phone calls in the middle of the night while you're asleepHe/She would...
nickzedd
nickzedd (nickzedd)
WASHINGTON, At around 9 PM on September 29, Fairfax County, Virginia police responded to a 911 call describing an accident. However, they soon discovered they were not dealing with a ...
nickzedd (nickzedd)
WASHINGTON, At around 9 PM on September 29, Fairfax County, Virginia police responded to a 911 call describing an accident. However, they soon discovered they were not dealing with a ...
stugotz388: Let's misbehave!!!!
C# (stugotz388)
ke washing clothes/watching the Sopranos. Then tonight I went to Kim's house and watched Reno 911 until roughly an hour ago.. Yesterday I ate lunch with some minorities, then got cancelled ...
C# (stugotz388)
ke washing clothes/watching the Sopranos. Then tonight I went to Kim's house and watched Reno 911 until roughly an hour ago.. Yesterday I ate lunch with some minorities, then got cancelled ...
icystorm75: FIRE!
Christiana (icystorm75)
no fire alarms are going off in the building b/c there's not enough smoke yet. 911 was dialed, and one of our employees was already......
Christiana (icystorm75)
no fire alarms are going off in the building b/c there's not enough smoke yet. 911 was dialed, and one of our employees was already......
tuckermike: This makes me cry, I don't know about you...
tuckermike (tuckermike)
forever, DAMMIT! This was the man that keeped it together for me durring the entire 911 thing. In 2003 he secretly became a US citizen.......
tuckermike (tuckermike)
forever, DAMMIT! This was the man that keeped it together for me durring the entire 911 thing. In 2003 he secretly became a US citizen.......
tinydanza: Strokes are scary
tinydanza (tinydanza)
husband's name. "I wish I could go back to when I could have dial 911, and I didn't." And then it says "Strokes ruin lives. Call 911 ...
tinydanza (tinydanza)
husband's name. "I wish I could go back to when I could have dial 911, and I didn't." And then it says "Strokes ruin lives. Call 911 ...
karoknowzz
kaRo (karoknowzz)
anything when i think about it now i feel so fucking bad.......i should have called 911 ..........kiNda leaVes me thinking how could some adults be like that so irresponsible or ...
kaRo (karoknowzz)
anything when i think about it now i feel so fucking bad.......i should have called 911 ..........kiNda leaVes me thinking how could some adults be like that so irresponsible or ...
redcarpetworthy
kinda pretty; and pretty damn smart (redcarpetworthy)
surveyed the damage: a bent license plate holder and a few scratches on the bumper i called 911 to get some cops over and all of a sudden my toes start tingling then i......
kinda pretty; and pretty damn smart (redcarpetworthy)
surveyed the damage: a bent license plate holder and a few scratches on the bumper i called 911 to get some cops over and all of a sudden my toes start tingling then i......
emt2medic
emt2medic (emt2medic)
company I was working at and now work for the corporation who handles the 911 system for my city. I wanted to be just a number, to get lost in the...
emt2medic (emt2medic)
company I was working at and now work for the corporation who handles the 911 system for my city. I wanted to be just a number, to get lost in the...
gayferret
Shamess (gayferret)
911 921 931 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
Shamess (gayferret)
911 921 931 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
ampolirosunseen
ampolirosunseen (ampolirosunseen)
Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived...
ampolirosunseen (ampolirosunseen)
Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived...
pwetypawot_yerp
pwetypawot_yerp (pwetypawot_yerp)
Chinese zodiac sign: snake7. Hair color: dark brown8. Eye color: brown9. Height: 5'10''10. Shoe size: 911. Glasses, contacts or neither?: neither12. Braces?: used to have them13. Piercing/tattoos?: 2 in the ...
pwetypawot_yerp (pwetypawot_yerp)
Chinese zodiac sign: snake7. Hair color: dark brown8. Eye color: brown9. Height: 5'10''10. Shoe size: 911. Glasses, contacts or neither?: neither12. Braces?: used to have them13. Piercing/tattoos?: 2 in the ...
hippichic: what an accident
Hippichic (hippichic)
the scene with my cell phone so shocked I can hardly remember how to dial 911... Thank goodness people in several cars start running out to help the guy, one......
Hippichic (hippichic)
the scene with my cell phone so shocked I can hardly remember how to dial 911... Thank goodness people in several cars start running out to help the guy, one......
idelistpacifist
Oatmeal Spice (idelistpacifist)
luckily my mom had just gotten home for lunch, so she took car of calling 911 and overseeing everything. i can't really see from inside the house, but it's hard ...
Oatmeal Spice (idelistpacifist)
luckily my mom had just gotten home for lunch, so she took car of calling 911 and overseeing everything. i can't really see from inside the house, but it's hard ...
eksel: МОСКВА . нужна КРОВЬ ДЛЯ ДЕТЕЙ
eksel (eksel)
Для него можно также сдавать кровь любой > группы под обмен. Подробности у мамы +7 (911) 9853661 - Наталья > Михайловна. > > 2) НИКИТЕ ПЕТРАЧКОВУ из 31 больницы на Крестовском ...
eksel (eksel)
Для него можно также сдавать кровь любой > группы под обмен. Подробности у мамы +7 (911) 9853661 - Наталья > Михайловна. > > 2) НИКИТЕ ПЕТРАЧКОВУ из 31 больницы на Крестовском ...
_imperius: Comment Stats
Inferi (_imperius)
911 1011 119 129 139 147 157 166 176 186 196 205 215 225 235 245 255 265 275 285 294 303 313 323 333 342 352 362 372 382 392 402 412 422 432 441 451 461 471 481 491 501 511 521 531 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
Inferi (_imperius)
911 1011 119 129 139 147 157 166 176 186 196 205 215 225 235 245 255 265 275 285 294 303 313 323 333 342 352 362 372 382 392 402 412 422 432 441 451 461 471 481 491 501 511 521 531 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
kiddiewinkle: im so happy i could explode.
Jessica (kiddiewinkle)
know, i dont know...i miss hangin-out with her she was/is so much FUN! hahaha anyways reno 911 is like such a funny......
Jessica (kiddiewinkle)
know, i dont know...i miss hangin-out with her she was/is so much FUN! hahaha anyways reno 911 is like such a funny......
boykissings
boykissings (boykissings)
911-English3-Cartwright 803-IntegratedMath3-Winchester yay. so i went to registration..saw no one i knew except Scott Kain..which saddened me becasue...
boykissings (boykissings)
911-English3-Cartwright 803-IntegratedMath3-Winchester yay. so i went to registration..saw no one i knew except Scott Kain..which saddened me becasue...
ahoymematey
Take No Notice (ahoymematey)
I do - Placebo 3) Ruthless - something corporate 4) the irrationality of rationally - nofx 5) 911 for peace - anti-flag 6) Don't do me like that - Tom Petty and the heartbreakers 7)...
Take No Notice (ahoymematey)
I do - Placebo 3) Ruthless - something corporate 4) the irrationality of rationally - nofx 5) 911 for peace - anti-flag 6) Don't do me like that - Tom Petty and the heartbreakers 7)...
wyrd_twists: Legit 911 Call
wyrd_twists (wyrd_twists)
thinking do I ask if she wants help or do I intervene unbidden with a 911 call. But it's taken out of my hands......
wyrd_twists (wyrd_twists)
thinking do I ask if she wants help or do I intervene unbidden with a 911 call. But it's taken out of my hands......
ohsoshakalon
elyssa xof. (ohsoshakalon)
911 7 12 7 13 7 14 5 15 5 16 4 17 4 18 2 19 2 20 2 21 2 22 2 23 1 24 1 25 1 26...
elyssa xof. (ohsoshakalon)
911 7 12 7 13 7 14 5 15 5 16 4 17 4 18 2 19 2 20 2 21 2 22 2 23 1 24 1 25 1 26...
kimmiebits12: stolen from steve cause im bored
kimmiebits12 (kimmiebits12)
d a bear teddy Video game:: rush on n64...jessa and i are addicted Tv Show:: CSI reno 911 pimp my ride...i wish my ride was pimped Movie:: the notebook ladder 49 sweet home ...
kimmiebits12 (kimmiebits12)
d a bear teddy Video game:: rush on n64...jessa and i are addicted Tv Show:: CSI reno 911 pimp my ride...i wish my ride was pimped Movie:: the notebook ladder 49 sweet home ...
friendpersonpat
Pat Benware (friendpersonpat)
a little girl, she was screaming "Mommy" and "Stop it" over and over. I called 911, cops got over here. They didn't come to this condo, but apparently they took ...
Pat Benware (friendpersonpat)
a little girl, she was screaming "Mommy" and "Stop it" over and over. I called 911, cops got over here. They didn't come to this condo, but apparently they took ...
unspokenpast: Weeks Gone By
unspokenpast (unspokenpast)
if you even read it! A New House Guest Due to her lung cancer and calling 911 my grandmother came to my house so we can take care of her. When she...
unspokenpast (unspokenpast)
if you even read it! A New House Guest Due to her lung cancer and calling 911 my grandmother came to my house so we can take care of her. When she...
clubwonderslut
Danieru Miraa (clubwonderslut)
because you don't know where theocean is. Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You? brought to you......
Danieru Miraa (clubwonderslut)
because you don't know where theocean is. Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You? brought to you......
edichka2: sometimes things come in threes
edichka2 (edichka2)
Heather goes downstairs to check it out... and promptly hollers at me to call 911 -- the neighbors' house is on fire. I look out the window, and it's not...
edichka2 (edichka2)
Heather goes downstairs to check it out... and promptly hollers at me to call 911 -- the neighbors' house is on fire. I look out the window, and it's not...
moonbeamdanser: -.-
moonbeamdanser (moonbeamdanser)
awakened by a phone call at 5 am this morning... by someone from the 911 dispatch looking for me. She said they asked if I still worked at ...
moonbeamdanser (moonbeamdanser)
awakened by a phone call at 5 am this morning... by someone from the 911 dispatch looking for me. She said they asked if I still worked at ...
ramfungdunctual
king shit in his palace with alice (ramfungdunctual)
your house. If you cannot get a trained psychologist to arrive within hours, call 911 and request the Police to come over and subdue you with a barrage of tranquilize...
king shit in his palace with alice (ramfungdunctual)
your house. If you cannot get a trained psychologist to arrive within hours, call 911 and request the Police to come over and subdue you with a barrage of tranquilize...
sir_guilliam
Guilliam (sir_guilliam)
d back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Bubba is dead! What should I do? ...
Guilliam (sir_guilliam)
d back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Bubba is dead! What should I do? ...
starvinginfant: gargargar
fucking destroyer (starvinginfant)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
fucking destroyer (starvinginfant)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
phoenixfire74: What a fucking bunch of bullshit!!!
PhoenixFire (phoenixfire74)
her and her little girl. So of course I run into the kitchen and dial 911 give them......
PhoenixFire (phoenixfire74)
her and her little girl. So of course I run into the kitchen and dial 911 give them......
caletara
Psychotic (caletara)
boarding in the building Please don't eat the books If you pick up a phone and dial 911, it had better be an emergency because it does call the "real" police Iguanas are ...
Psychotic (caletara)
boarding in the building Please don't eat the books If you pick up a phone and dial 911, it had better be an emergency because it does call the "real" police Iguanas are ...
serene_ocean: My mom is in the hospital and I know she's okay but I'm still scared
serene_ocean (serene_ocean)
two thirty this afternoon, mom opened my door, crying and shaky, on the phone with 911. Nurses from the medical clinic came to our house, as did an ambulance. Everyone ...
serene_ocean (serene_ocean)
two thirty this afternoon, mom opened my door, crying and shaky, on the phone with 911. Nurses from the medical clinic came to our house, as did an ambulance. Everyone ...
streettothemax: DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
streettothemax (streettothemax)
in the car; TERRENCE the taurus; zachs house; the pool; ping pong; real world; reno 911; "do you......
streettothemax (streettothemax)
in the car; TERRENCE the taurus; zachs house; the pool; ping pong; real world; reno 911; "do you......
fab_rob_113: Another Drunken (normal) Night
fab_rob_113 (fab_rob_113)
cities I dispatch for had a complete power outage... always fun. People actually call 911 to inform you that their power is out, as if I didn't know that, and...
fab_rob_113 (fab_rob_113)
cities I dispatch for had a complete power outage... always fun. People actually call 911 to inform you that their power is out, as if I didn't know that, and...
pinkdevilx420: oh man.
pinkdevilx420 (pinkdevilx420)
and I looked over and was like, "Holy Crap, there is." So Kristi called 911 and very calmly told them about the fire, then we waited for the fire ...
pinkdevilx420 (pinkdevilx420)
and I looked over and was like, "Holy Crap, there is." So Kristi called 911 and very calmly told them about the fire, then we waited for the fire ...
whattacoolkid: boo to school
whattacoolkid (whattacoolkid)
closest thing to a chair in that part of the house. we had to call 911 and an ambulance came and took him away.......
whattacoolkid (whattacoolkid)
closest thing to a chair in that part of the house. we had to call 911 and an ambulance came and took him away.......
cemeterydrive08: yay!! i'm so happy
>< Abby >< (cemeterydrive08)
pounds in 1 week. yeah i bet u guys r like, "omg 2 pounds. call 911" but if i keep this up... 2 pounds every week. yeah i'll be fat ...
>< Abby >< (cemeterydrive08)
pounds in 1 week. yeah i bet u guys r like, "omg 2 pounds. call 911" but if i keep this up... 2 pounds every week. yeah i'll be fat ...
hiddenmyth
Queen Succa (hiddenmyth)
the headlights The things that I'm believing You're in the water that I'm drinking the sound of 911 The walls that protect me From the damage that you've done In this world you are with me But...
Queen Succa (hiddenmyth)
the headlights The things that I'm believing You're in the water that I'm drinking the sound of 911 The walls that protect me From the damage that you've done In this world you are with me But...
coughtupbydeath: 911
Me (coughtupbydeath)
911 on Comedy Central. It always makes me laugh, it's just SO stupid it's funny. Just got...
Me (coughtupbydeath)
911 on Comedy Central. It always makes me laugh, it's just SO stupid it's funny. Just got...
makemequiver
andrea nicole (makemequiver)
left he'll be 40 in november shaun and i laid around watching tv tonight--especially parts of reno 911 and the daily......
andrea nicole (makemequiver)
left he'll be 40 in november shaun and i laid around watching tv tonight--especially parts of reno 911 and the daily......
tabicat614: What a Day...
tabicat614 (tabicat614)
be starting my other job on monday, so I better freshen up my Nanny 911 skills since that is what I am going to be...I get my cell on Frid...
tabicat614 (tabicat614)
be starting my other job on monday, so I better freshen up my Nanny 911 skills since that is what I am going to be...I get my cell on Frid...
muyalto75: A toast
Mikey D (muyalto75)
one (and there have been many) reports that this was a disaster waiting to happen pre/911 assessment from FEMA (thank you Air America's "The Rachel Maddow Show" for this link). A ...
Mikey D (muyalto75)
one (and there have been many) reports that this was a disaster waiting to happen pre/911 assessment from FEMA (thank you Air America's "The Rachel Maddow Show" for this link). A ...
edkwon: old news to some i'm sure
Secret asian man (edkwon)
a clusterf**k) Here's why: Turned a record surplus into a record deficit had prior intelligence info/warnings about 911 and did nothing setting US science into the dark ages with his ban on stem cell...
Secret asian man (edkwon)
a clusterf**k) Here's why: Turned a record surplus into a record deficit had prior intelligence info/warnings about 911 and did nothing setting US science into the dark ages with his ban on stem cell...
public_policy
cas (public_policy)
criminal act or any crime, please contact the Ashland Police Department at 798-1227 or dial 9-911. college up here hasn't......
cas (public_policy)
criminal act or any crime, please contact the Ashland Police Department at 798-1227 or dial 9-911. college up here hasn't......
indigo_masterra: Служба 911 - Спасение девочки :)))
indigo_masterra (indigo_masterra)
одна фирма на случай, если в службе спасения никого не будет. Автоответчик: говорит служба 911. Извините, но в офисе никого нет, запишите сообщение о вашем несчастье, и как только кто-ниб...
indigo_masterra (indigo_masterra)
одна фирма на случай, если в службе спасения никого не будет. Автоответчик: говорит служба 911. Извините, но в офисе никого нет, запишите сообщение о вашем несчастье, и как только кто-ниб...
saraba
saraba (saraba)
steps crying. blood dripping from her head and shes holding her shoulder. i call 911, get to ride in the ambulance. so far from what i know is she dislocated...
saraba (saraba)
steps crying. blood dripping from her head and shes holding her shoulder. i call 911, get to ride in the ambulance. so far from what i know is she dislocated...
greennessss: Grandpa
AniinA (greennessss)
I had no idea what was going on. Then around 8, my mom called 911 and they rushed my grandpa to the hospital. Turns out, he had a ...
AniinA (greennessss)
I had no idea what was going on. Then around 8, my mom called 911 and they rushed my grandpa to the hospital. Turns out, he had a ...
rubyred83013
Rubyred83013 (rubyred83013)
was really creepy. and since renee was such a scaredy cat i had to call 911. w/e gtg......
Rubyred83013 (rubyred83013)
was really creepy. and since renee was such a scaredy cat i had to call 911. w/e gtg......
aimeelu
aimeelu (aimeelu)
e of two things, one, his friends are a bunch of weanies and they called 911 and skys gonna need two stitches or two hes hurt pretty, bad. the one ...
aimeelu (aimeelu)
e of two things, one, his friends are a bunch of weanies and they called 911 and skys gonna need two stitches or two hes hurt pretty, bad. the one ...
katanaofildram
Lynx Liore (katanaofildram)
vamos acercándonos es la tentación que me vuelve loco y me desespera 3. Emergancy call 911 shes pissed off at everyone 4. I was so high i did not recognize the fire...
Lynx Liore (katanaofildram)
vamos acercándonos es la tentación que me vuelve loco y me desespera 3. Emergancy call 911 shes pissed off at everyone 4. I was so high i did not recognize the fire...
myeternalspring
Sara (myeternalspring)
got an answering machine. Didn't know who else to call after that so I called 911. (It......
Sara (myeternalspring)
got an answering machine. Didn't know who else to call after that so I called 911. (It......
elko9: The Onion Does it again
elko9 (elko9)
could offer Katrina survivors from overseas. "The soldiers wanted to know if they could call 911 for anyone, or perhaps send some......
elko9 (elko9)
could offer Katrina survivors from overseas. "The soldiers wanted to know if they could call 911 for anyone, or perhaps send some......
irishrockette: blast from the old me
irishrockette (irishrockette)
overdose.No that dosent mean i was doin it. Just showed up and said CALL 911! Hes alright, and im glad. Just got home yay! very...sleepy ...
irishrockette (irishrockette)
overdose.No that dosent mean i was doin it. Just showed up and said CALL 911! Hes alright, and im glad. Just got home yay! very...sleepy ...
paranoyd: On the road again
The Strongening (paranoyd)
THE WRONG WAY. Apparently, it had been hit by someone else moments before, was calling 911, and I plowed right into it.......
The Strongening (paranoyd)
THE WRONG WAY. Apparently, it had been hit by someone else moments before, was calling 911, and I plowed right into it.......
acesspadesdice (in sinqueerlyyours): this is getting silly now
acesspadesdice (acesspadesdice)
911/2005/09/12/1126377227375.html $130 bucks is pricey for a jail cell even in the high season......
acesspadesdice (acesspadesdice)
911/2005/09/12/1126377227375.html $130 bucks is pricey for a jail cell even in the high season......
itstheendiswear: Hmmm
Fjarli (itstheendiswear)
911 was horrible and it was sad and we should never forget, but I really...
Fjarli (itstheendiswear)
911 was horrible and it was sad and we should never forget, but I really...
schteve13: Whelp! it be 911.
schteve13 (schteve13)
911 what a wonderfull day dont you think? its kind of hard to belive that 4...
schteve13 (schteve13)
911 what a wonderfull day dont you think? its kind of hard to belive that 4...
organ__origami: black dollar bills
cardiac atlas (organ__origami)
911.org/armageddon.htm i think the glaring truths in this piece are humorous. it encompasses all the ways that...
cardiac atlas (organ__origami)
911.org/armageddon.htm i think the glaring truths in this piece are humorous. it encompasses all the ways that...
tithonus: steyn on new orleans
the auroran sunset (tithonus)
trouble making add up. as usual there is much more in this and his other new orleans/911 article。......
the auroran sunset (tithonus)
trouble making add up. as usual there is much more in this and his other new orleans/911 article。......
bnsa: *** Disturbing Post ***
bnsa (bnsa)
t I'm going to post something that is very disturbing about what happened to some 911 dispatchers in New Oreleans. The point of this is because I share a connection ...
bnsa (bnsa)
t I'm going to post something that is very disturbing about what happened to some 911 dispatchers in New Oreleans. The point of this is because I share a connection ...
rashelley
Moonunit the Latchkey Kid (rashelley)
Jim & Terri's. AJ got bit by a dog last night. They had to call 911 and he had 2 stitches in his head, but other than that he's fine. ...
Moonunit the Latchkey Kid (rashelley)
Jim & Terri's. AJ got bit by a dog last night. They had to call 911 and he had 2 stitches in his head, but other than that he's fine. ...
megaweezle5000: possible video game?
WeeZle (megaweezle5000)
Catching, Special Attack ~The Clownz~ Saeroth Argur Molten hp: 6 df: 8 at: 9 sp: 8 ag: 6 rg: 5 ct: 4 sa: 8 Total: 6.75 #911 Shoulder Spikes, Spikes on Knees, Black Leather Boots, No Shirt, Bondage Shorts BullRush Gore Chasion Wyde...
WeeZle (megaweezle5000)
Catching, Special Attack ~The Clownz~ Saeroth Argur Molten hp: 6 df: 8 at: 9 sp: 8 ag: 6 rg: 5 ct: 4 sa: 8 Total: 6.75 #911 Shoulder Spikes, Spikes on Knees, Black Leather Boots, No Shirt, Bondage Shorts BullRush Gore Chasion Wyde...
dubplate: Update
J Mc Dub (dubplate)
average of 85-90 hours a week between my 2 jobs...... If anyone needs me, dial 911 and maybe it'll be me that comes and gets you. hmmm sleep. I might try...
J Mc Dub (dubplate)
average of 85-90 hours a week between my 2 jobs...... If anyone needs me, dial 911 and maybe it'll be me that comes and gets you. hmmm sleep. I might try...
danimal92186: core paper
danimal92186 (danimal92186)
dont have much to say, although lately i think ive caught the clock at 911 like everyday. thats not too cool. on a lighter note, i also catch...
danimal92186 (danimal92186)
dont have much to say, although lately i think ive caught the clock at 911 like everyday. thats not too cool. on a lighter note, i also catch...
indiana_jonesy: Random Top Ten Lists
It's My Life... (indiana_jonesy)
Saleen S7 8. MG MGB 7. BMW 2002 6. BMW Z3 5. Ferrari Scaglietti 4. Ferrari F40 3. Porsche 1973 911 Carrera......
It's My Life... (indiana_jonesy)
Saleen S7 8. MG MGB 7. BMW 2002 6. BMW Z3 5. Ferrari Scaglietti 4. Ferrari F40 3. Porsche 1973 911 Carrera......
powerpillpacman
James (powerpillpacman)
a random note - me and my mate karl are hoons... racing a porche carerra 911 and a nissan 200sx s-15 tonight... Im suprised we kept up considering the porche ...
James (powerpillpacman)
a random note - me and my mate karl are hoons... racing a porche carerra 911 and a nissan 200sx s-15 tonight... Im suprised we kept up considering the porche ...
lil_piggy05
lil_piggy05 (lil_piggy05)
are going to the nitro game...what fun and now david is beating me, call 911.. Holly is dead and her finger is broke courtesy of me... this is the...
lil_piggy05 (lil_piggy05)
are going to the nitro game...what fun and now david is beating me, call 911.. Holly is dead and her finger is broke courtesy of me... this is the...
ninky: I hate people.
Picture your past made (ninky)
going to hit him he jumped at my car. I pulled over and dialed 911, and as I did I saw him get up and start running towards the ...
Picture your past made (ninky)
going to hit him he jumped at my car. I pulled over and dialed 911, and as I did I saw him get up and start running towards the ...
emptyobsidian: Week week
emptyobsidian (emptyobsidian)
911 with C and her friends and that was great. Amusing also because apparent the Black...
emptyobsidian (emptyobsidian)
911 with C and her friends and that was great. Amusing also because apparent the Black...
_ack: My phone needs an intoxication detection function.
SL_acker (_ack)
there would have to be a few numbers that can be allowed. Such as 911 and a taxi company, and possibly my housemates numbers. But that's it. ...
SL_acker (_ack)
there would have to be a few numbers that can be allowed. Such as 911 and a taxi company, and possibly my housemates numbers. But that's it. ...
mervlander: FIRE!
mervlander (mervlander)
dvd of the first season of Rescue Me (the show about N.Y. city firemen after 911.) For people who haven’t seen it, It’s really quite a funny show--mostly drunken ...
mervlander (mervlander)
dvd of the first season of Rescue Me (the show about N.Y. city firemen after 911.) For people who haven’t seen it, It’s really quite a funny show--mostly drunken ...
dopamin
(dopamin)
's LiveJournal (Of users in friends list) 1 103 2 66 3 41 4 41 5 28 6 25 7 24 8 19 9 12 10 911 7 12 7 13 3 14 3 15 2 16 1 17 1 Total Commenters: 29 (12 not shown) Total Comments: 694 Report ...
(dopamin)
's LiveJournal (Of users in friends list) 1 103 2 66 3 41 4 41 5 28 6 25 7 24 8 19 9 12 10 911 7 12 7 13 3 14 3 15 2 16 1 17 1 Total Commenters: 29 (12 not shown) Total Comments: 694 Report ...
taylorwashere
TaylorWasHere (taylorwashere)
911 Calls....... Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not, but they are all true!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is...
TaylorWasHere (taylorwashere)
911 Calls....... Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not, but they are all true!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is...
wonderful_megan
Megan Ann (wonderful_megan)
the swimteam party at my house that went well. no drama happend..besides having to call 911. we lost horribly on thursday to lowville and yesterday we had invitationals at watertown ...
Megan Ann (wonderful_megan)
the swimteam party at my house that went well. no drama happend..besides having to call 911. we lost horribly on thursday to lowville and yesterday we had invitationals at watertown ...
sarns09
sarns09 (sarns09)
rally days some chick threw a glass bottle at ad guy we have to call 911 pretty exciting..wow i kno i could write alot more but i really dont want ...
sarns09 (sarns09)
rally days some chick threw a glass bottle at ad guy we have to call 911 pretty exciting..wow i kno i could write alot more but i really dont want ...
tu_deseo: а пахну я как выстиранная шерсть*(((
Tu_Deseo (tu_deseo)
911 ©alphina_angel WhiteStork's Quiz......
Tu_Deseo (tu_deseo)
911 ©alphina_angel WhiteStork's Quiz......
realitysuxgrl: Just a lil update on things...
Krystina (realitysuxgrl)
stuff I got sick. To make a long story short here are some key words: 911, heeve(rather than Steve), poop, I hate you, thank you,......
Krystina (realitysuxgrl)
stuff I got sick. To make a long story short here are some key words: 911, heeve(rather than Steve), poop, I hate you, thank you,......
jamiam: Harry Potter #6
Jam (jamiam)
itself, but when it comes immediately on the heel of 10 other strips, suddenly it's call-911-I-can't-breathe funny?) Laguna de Sherman. (Read the comic before you read the text)......
Jam (jamiam)
itself, but when it comes immediately on the heel of 10 other strips, suddenly it's call-911-I-can't-breathe funny?) Laguna de Sherman. (Read the comic before you read the text)......
fataljoker: Holy shit, what a day.
I am Yukrin/Jenn (fataljoker)
her fat kid. I took the girls hand and asked the woman if she call 911 or something because......
I am Yukrin/Jenn (fataljoker)
her fat kid. I took the girls hand and asked the woman if she call 911 or something because......
boy_like_you: Songs that make me...
boy_like_you (boy_like_you)
911 for peace ...makes you angry. Only One (LIES!!!!) but I like the song ...makes you...
boy_like_you (boy_like_you)
911 for peace ...makes you angry. Only One (LIES!!!!) but I like the song ...makes you...
lilith2005: Тест - последний раз:)
Лилит (lilith2005)
на ё (не помню откуда скачала, кому надо - намылю:): Результаты тестирования: Ваниар: 1313 Нолдор: 1139 Тэлери: 1244 Синдар: 1313 Нандор: 911 Авари: 1253 Эллери......
Лилит (lilith2005)
на ё (не помню откуда скачала, кому надо - намылю:): Результаты тестирования: Ваниар: 1313 Нолдор: 1139 Тэлери: 1244 Синдар: 1313 Нандор: 911 Авари: 1253 Эллери......
setzers_girl05: Bored bored bored.......
Meg (setzers_girl05)
ne right now Pet(s):To many to count! ****FAVOURTIES**** Colour(s):Blue and Red Show(s):Countdown With Keith Olbermann, The Daily Show, Reno 911!, Stella, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park Movie(s):Blues Brothers Actress(s):Carrie Fisher Actor(s):Alan Alda, Dan Aykroyd, Harrison ...
Meg (setzers_girl05)
ne right now Pet(s):To many to count! ****FAVOURTIES**** Colour(s):Blue and Red Show(s):Countdown With Keith Olbermann, The Daily Show, Reno 911!, Stella, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and South Park Movie(s):Blues Brothers Actress(s):Carrie Fisher Actor(s):Alan Alda, Dan Aykroyd, Harrison ...
zulnifica: A Song
zulnifica (zulnifica)
and smiles With machinery hanging over head Bright little eyes Dark hair and a fragile smile Help us someone 911, this little one's a robber! She's a total thief And has no mercy on me Reaching up at...
zulnifica (zulnifica)
and smiles With machinery hanging over head Bright little eyes Dark hair and a fragile smile Help us someone 911, this little one's a robber! She's a total thief And has no mercy on me Reaching up at...
mangoesnbananas: spoken word floating in my head...
keisha (mangoesnbananas)
with fascination same tv station broadcasting the genocide of another nation - Iraq talking bout homeland security 911 reminds me of... Rwanda Hiroshima Nagasaki Grenada Jamaica Panama Afghanistan Vietnam......
keisha (mangoesnbananas)
with fascination same tv station broadcasting the genocide of another nation - Iraq talking bout homeland security 911 reminds me of... Rwanda Hiroshima Nagasaki Grenada Jamaica Panama Afghanistan Vietnam......
antinea: Товарищу Роме посвещается - или операция "кобра"!!!
antinea (antinea)
как не стыдно, Ромик? Обратите внимание - начинается компромат. Все склоняются под тяжестью Ромикинового гнёта. Алё, 911?? Нас терроризируют. Тиран, узурпатор, сатрап - lj user !! если вы не заберёте нас...
antinea (antinea)
как не стыдно, Ромик? Обратите внимание - начинается компромат. Все склоняются под тяжестью Ромикинового гнёта. Алё, 911?? Нас терроризируют. Тиран, узурпатор, сатрап - lj user !! если вы не заберёте нас...
kaliko_mel
kaliko_mel (kaliko_mel)
a été 4 employés (en fait 3 employés plus ma boss) à se relayer au 911, y'avait 3 personnes de malades, dont ma partenaire qui risque d'être absente pour un ...
kaliko_mel (kaliko_mel)
a été 4 employés (en fait 3 employés plus ma boss) à se relayer au 911, y'avait 3 personnes de malades, dont ma partenaire qui risque d'être absente pour un ...
geeky_linz: FTW?
Professor X (geeky_linz)
boys in elevators:They're better than boys in escalators. I saw an episode of "Rescue 911" where a boy gets STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR! It sucked him right in! WTF! So...
Professor X (geeky_linz)
boys in elevators:They're better than boys in escalators. I saw an episode of "Rescue 911" where a boy gets STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR! It sucked him right in! WTF! So...
worksexbeerluck: BREEP BREEP BREEPbreeep breeep breep BREEP BREEP
worksexbeerluck (worksexbeerluck)
happened about two months ago, also. We have called: the fire department, the police, 911, the city, the number listed on the condo complex sign and all the numbers referenced...
worksexbeerluck (worksexbeerluck)
happened about two months ago, also. We have called: the fire department, the police, 911, the city, the number listed on the condo complex sign and all the numbers referenced...
softmadlaughter: bored at four fourteen am
raeu/phopwd (softmadlaughter)
Top Four TV Shows 1. monty python's flying circus 2. mystery science theatre 3. absolutely fabulous 4. reno 911 not in any order, just some of my favorites, oh and the shield! Name Your Top Four...
raeu/phopwd (softmadlaughter)
Top Four TV Shows 1. monty python's flying circus 2. mystery science theatre 3. absolutely fabulous 4. reno 911 not in any order, just some of my favorites, oh and the shield! Name Your Top Four...
spineshank1052: I'm not okay (I promise)
Trent Helms (spineshank1052)
kill himself and nearly suceeded, my other roomate work up intime to call for 911, He'll be okay, but I think it's left a bad mark on myself. I've been shaki...
Trent Helms (spineshank1052)
kill himself and nearly suceeded, my other roomate work up intime to call for 911, He'll be okay, but I think it's left a bad mark on myself. I've been shaki...
music_starlet: First steps toward becoming a recognized author
MuSiC StArLeT (music_starlet)
book on September 10th 2005 at Books & Books was awsome. My realtity novel "Call 911 on 9/11 at 9:11" just got published. Started at 5 PM in Coral Gables. There was s...
MuSiC StArLeT (music_starlet)
book on September 10th 2005 at Books & Books was awsome. My realtity novel "Call 911 on 9/11 at 9:11" just got published. Started at 5 PM in Coral Gables. There was s...
ann002: 911 emergency response...
ann002 (ann002)
like an obvious burglary. she waits a bit (why i don't know) and then calls 911. so she explains what happened and describes......
ann002 (ann002)
like an obvious burglary. she waits a bit (why i don't know) and then calls 911. so she explains what happened and describes......
annaberry: Why have an ordinary day....
annaberry (annaberry)
911 day? Okay, I knew I should have never left the house today. Twice I could...
annaberry (annaberry)
911 day? Okay, I knew I should have never left the house today. Twice I could...
valuedcustomer
Figaro (valuedcustomer)
y going to happen. I just want money now. I want an early 80's Porsche 911 and a honda cb 550 four and my designs turned into real clothes and ...
Figaro (valuedcustomer)
y going to happen. I just want money now. I want an early 80's Porsche 911 and a honda cb 550 four and my designs turned into real clothes and ...
rustybutterfly
rustybutterfly (rustybutterfly)
talking to police. My best friend here got alcohol poisoning and I had too call 911. Ya...real coool. For those who think drinking to the point of pucking is cool, ...
rustybutterfly (rustybutterfly)
talking to police. My best friend here got alcohol poisoning and I had too call 911. Ya...real coool. For those who think drinking to the point of pucking is cool, ...
so_fr3sh09
MiSZ ALYSSA♥ (so_fr3sh09)
next top model or csi miami? AMERiCAS NEXT T0P M0DEL gilmore girls or wild fire? NEiTHER nanny 911 or smallville? SMALLViLLE angel or alias? ALiAS las vegas or the closer? LAS VEGAS dancing with the ...
MiSZ ALYSSA♥ (so_fr3sh09)
next top model or csi miami? AMERiCAS NEXT T0P M0DEL gilmore girls or wild fire? NEiTHER nanny 911 or smallville? SMALLViLLE angel or alias? ALiAS las vegas or the closer? LAS VEGAS dancing with the ...
elrichthain: Christi Nowak
Chris Donovan (elrichthain)
banging against the concrete floor in the basement while seizing and comatose. Immediately called 911 and they rushed her to Kennestone hospital at 7:30-ish in the morning, where her heart...
Chris Donovan (elrichthain)
banging against the concrete floor in the basement while seizing and comatose. Immediately called 911 and they rushed her to Kennestone hospital at 7:30-ish in the morning, where her heart...
brenthog823: I wonder wonder wonder wonder who
brenthog823 (brenthog823)
from a long term relationship for two years now. It was 4 years ago that 911 took place, just seems like all this happened yesterday. When your young, adults will ...
brenthog823 (brenthog823)
from a long term relationship for two years now. It was 4 years ago that 911 took place, just seems like all this happened yesterday. When your young, adults will ...
celfic: Fic: So She Can Sing (SVU, Olivia/Alex, Olivia/Casey, PG-13)
celeria (celfic)
1250 Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Olivia/Alex, Olivia/Casey Notes: Just a one-shot post-ep for 7x03, "911." Spoilers, etc. Olivia got sort of rambly and introspective. Title comes very...
celeria (celfic)
1250 Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Olivia/Alex, Olivia/Casey Notes: Just a one-shot post-ep for 7x03, "911." Spoilers, etc. Olivia got sort of rambly and introspective. Title comes very...
brokenbeautiful
Anna Der. (brokenbeautiful)
her rages and fears -Anna needs more sophisticated drugs -Anna Needs Neuroblastoma Answers -Anna needs to call 911 -Anna needs more suspects the next time -Anna needs some serious rehab -Anna needs people to help her...
Anna Der. (brokenbeautiful)
her rages and fears -Anna needs more sophisticated drugs -Anna Needs Neuroblastoma Answers -Anna needs to call 911 -Anna needs more suspects the next time -Anna needs some serious rehab -Anna needs people to help her...
watchthe_sky: I'm hungry.
your mom (watchthe_sky)
DID IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. I grabbed my cell phone to dial 911, and it rang honestly......
your mom (watchthe_sky)
DID IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. I grabbed my cell phone to dial 911, and it rang honestly......
melbournian: Comment Stats Meme
melbournian (melbournian)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
melbournian (melbournian)
911 921 931 941 951 961 971 981 991 1001 1011 These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. Original idea from 's LJ Comment Stats Wizard. ......
ama_moonfire: the BIG update!
Ama (ama_moonfire)
my Dad’s birthday (Wednesday, October 5, 2005) my brother and I had to call 911 and get my Dad to the hospital after we noticed he was unresponsive to anyth...
Ama (ama_moonfire)
my Dad’s birthday (Wednesday, October 5, 2005) my brother and I had to call 911 and get my Dad to the hospital after we noticed he was unresponsive to anyth...
master_bratac: Miscellaneousness
master_bratac (master_bratac)
woods and called police. It was a banana slug. On October third, someone called 911 to report a fire. The dispatcher told him it was fog. Fort Clatsop...
master_bratac (master_bratac)
woods and called police. It was a banana slug. On October third, someone called 911 to report a fire. The dispatcher told him it was fog. Fort Clatsop...
dizzys84: opinion poll
Konnie (dizzys84)
911 dispatch) and the CS Police Department for over a month now......passed all my tests with...
Konnie (dizzys84)
911 dispatch) and the CS Police Department for over a month now......passed all my tests with...
starry_veil: Old quizzes.
starry_veil (starry_veil)
go, like I was last time. It was way too scary having to call 911. I was going through one of the documents where I save all of my quizzes, ...
starry_veil (starry_veil)
go, like I was last time. It was way too scary having to call 911. I was going through one of the documents where I save all of my quizzes, ...
dysgruntled
dysgruntled (dysgruntled)
e. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get ...
dysgruntled (dysgruntled)
e. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get ...
cherryberry347
TDUBYA (cherryberry347)
is girl, passed out, white as a ghost, puke all over...outside in the cold. we called 911, the ambulance came. then we called dsk. and went to the U club partied there, and ...
TDUBYA (cherryberry347)
is girl, passed out, white as a ghost, puke all over...outside in the cold. we called 911, the ambulance came. then we called dsk. and went to the U club partied there, and ...
smokejumper: burning car stinks and i miss my stuff already
Sena (smokejumper)
thing was burning. this all happened at about 10:30 saturday night. so then we called 911, and firetrucks......
Sena (smokejumper)
thing was burning. this all happened at about 10:30 saturday night. so then we called 911, and firetrucks......
hippie1025: Wanna Guess?
Danielle Schulman (hippie1025)
they said things like "well, it's not really 24 hour service") I had to call 911 and get the fire department out here. They poked holes in the insulation ...
Danielle Schulman (hippie1025)
they said things like "well, it's not really 24 hour service") I had to call 911 and get the fire department out here. They poked holes in the insulation ...
_ryancool: NEWBie/NEW/noob/rookie
RYAN (_ryancool)
every political punk band the lyrics actually have a worthwhile message. so anyways download: Bring The Noise 911 is a Joke Don't Belive The Hype Shut Em Down Hell the whole catalog......
RYAN (_ryancool)
every political punk band the lyrics actually have a worthwhile message. so anyways download: Bring The Noise 911 is a Joke Don't Belive The Hype Shut Em Down Hell the whole catalog......
satharis: Продолжаем разговор... о прецедентных текстах.
B. M. Satharis (satharis)
том же списке - Пелевин, Лимонов, Муаммар Каддафи, К.С. Льюс. 2. Top-five films, за последний год: Фаренгейт 911 *** Девятая рота ** Александр ** Гамлет (чей - непонятно) * Перл Харбор * Армагеддон * Эффект бабочки * Турецкий гамбит ...
B. M. Satharis (satharis)
том же списке - Пелевин, Лимонов, Муаммар Каддафи, К.С. Льюс. 2. Top-five films, за последний год: Фаренгейт 911 *** Девятая рота ** Александр ** Гамлет (чей - непонятно) * Перл Харбор * Армагеддон * Эффект бабочки * Турецкий гамбит ...
neely_ohara
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows (neely_ohara)
say that money can't buy you happiness, but the dvd of season two of "reno 911!" sure has helped me forget about my problems. next in line: season two of ...
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows (neely_ohara)
say that money can't buy you happiness, but the dvd of season two of "reno 911!" sure has helped me forget about my problems. next in line: season two of ...
kubly: Fires and Bob Nanna
Jack (kubly)
my computer chair and not helping this guy, then I hear him screaming to call 911. He was welding something, and the insulation caught on fire and went......
Jack (kubly)
my computer chair and not helping this guy, then I hear him screaming to call 911. He was welding something, and the insulation caught on fire and went......
gmagistrado: CELLULAR 911
gmagistrado (gmagistrado)
ASS. ANYWAYS...WE HAD ECCCS DIV COME AT OUR ROLLCALL TODAY TO TALK ABOUT THE WIRELESS E911 COMING THIS JANUARY. LOOKS LIKE CHP IS TRANSFERRING CELLULAR 911 TO LAPD STARTING WITH ...
gmagistrado (gmagistrado)
ASS. ANYWAYS...WE HAD ECCCS DIV COME AT OUR ROLLCALL TODAY TO TALK ABOUT THE WIRELESS E911 COMING THIS JANUARY. LOOKS LIKE CHP IS TRANSFERRING CELLULAR 911 TO LAPD STARTING WITH ...
bububorg: HOT DOGS FLAMBE!
bububorg (bububorg)
smoke. I definitely am seeing smoke through the door, so we proceed to get 911 on......
bububorg (bububorg)
smoke. I definitely am seeing smoke through the door, so we proceed to get 911 on......
la_sikka
la_sikka (la_sikka)
was fifteen I took a veritable cocktail of drugs, my sister found me and called 911. I was on suicide watch and committed......
la_sikka (la_sikka)
was fifteen I took a veritable cocktail of drugs, my sister found me and called 911. I was on suicide watch and committed......
drawmethesea: Heaven help us.
I'll draw you a tree. (drawmethesea)
the others. A passenger van skidding off the interstate, flipping several times, and then hitting a tree. Someone had already called 911. Watching your Grandmother's last few breaths. You had never seen her not being strong. On a very ordinary day in a not...
I'll draw you a tree. (drawmethesea)
the others. A passenger van skidding off the interstate, flipping several times, and then hitting a tree. Someone had already called 911. Watching your Grandmother's last few breaths. You had never seen her not being strong. On a very ordinary day in a not...
petah184: why
petah184 (petah184)
his sixties, he wears suspenders and he wets himself when he drinks. after calling 911 he never wants to go the hospital. he just wants the company. he was released...
petah184 (petah184)
his sixties, he wears suspenders and he wets himself when he drinks. after calling 911 he never wants to go the hospital. he just wants the company. he was released...
no_pantylines: Already a rough start.
Jessica Lynn (no_pantylines)
of the shower, I realized just what an awful idea that was. I called emergency 911, as I crawled, half-gone, to the......
Jessica Lynn (no_pantylines)
of the shower, I realized just what an awful idea that was. I called emergency 911, as I crawled, half-gone, to the......
supersmoke
I PUNCH INFANTS (supersmoke)
over for the one who resignedthe_ellcrysYour First Spouseromyno1Your First Affair5hfiftyAmount of money donated from supporters$4,911,517Amount of protestors camping outside the White House2,599,376Percentage of Americans who actually approve of what you're...
I PUNCH INFANTS (supersmoke)
over for the one who resignedthe_ellcrysYour First Spouseromyno1Your First Affair5hfiftyAmount of money donated from supporters$4,911,517Amount of protestors camping outside the White House2,599,376Percentage of Americans who actually approve of what you're...
rexbear: Way more than anyone ever wanted to know...
rexbear (rexbear)
Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:German / ItalianThe Shoes You Wore Today:Brown Rockport OxfordsYour Weakness:Porsche 911 Turbo (and polar bears of course)Your Fears:being aloneYour Perfect Pizza:Deep dish, sausage, ham, pepperoni, extra...
rexbear (rexbear)
Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:German / ItalianThe Shoes You Wore Today:Brown Rockport OxfordsYour Weakness:Porsche 911 Turbo (and polar bears of course)Your Fears:being aloneYour Perfect Pizza:Deep dish, sausage, ham, pepperoni, extra...
xstaticarmchair
xstaticarmchair (xstaticarmchair)
the same time his colon exploded. If I ever saw that lady I would call 911 and say someone is having a seizure and a panic attack at the same tim...
xstaticarmchair (xstaticarmchair)
the same time his colon exploded. If I ever saw that lady I would call 911 and say someone is having a seizure and a panic attack at the same tim...
sharee679: Autism and Law Enforcement: Recognition and Response Tips, Techniques and Safety
sharee679 (sharee679)
home and in the community • Preparing for an autism emergency • Alerting neighbors • Developing a handout • 911/999......
sharee679 (sharee679)
home and in the community • Preparing for an autism emergency • Alerting neighbors • Developing a handout • 911/999......
iwannabeunusual
Chelle (iwannabeunusual)
and she said, "Somthing wrong with my mother come to the house I'm calling 911!" In an instant I run to my car and come out of my parking lot...
Chelle (iwannabeunusual)
and she said, "Somthing wrong with my mother come to the house I'm calling 911!" In an instant I run to my car and come out of my parking lot...
rabidolphin: Nissan GTR
rabidolphin (rabidolphin)
turbo six-cylinder with a suspension designed by Lotus. The target competition is the Porsche 911 Turbo, which is the current reigning champ at Road and Track for their 0-100-0 test. Go,...
rabidolphin (rabidolphin)
turbo six-cylinder with a suspension designed by Lotus. The target competition is the Porsche 911 Turbo, which is the current reigning champ at Road and Track for their 0-100-0 test. Go,...
dorahatslackey: Somehow, it's hard for me to have much sympathy for this guy. . .
dorahatslackey (dorahatslackey)
attempting to base jump from the structure. The man, whose identity was not known, called 911 around 7 p.m. after his parachute became entangled in support wires for the tower about...
dorahatslackey (dorahatslackey)
attempting to base jump from the structure. The man, whose identity was not known, called 911 around 7 p.m. after his parachute became entangled in support wires for the tower about...
mylaeka: Teh happenin' day, yo
Mylaeka (mylaeka)
peanut butter square - I burned my hand and wrist badly - I witnessed a frantic 911 call from work - It was busy as hell - Had dinner with my Great Aunts from...
Mylaeka (mylaeka)
peanut butter square - I burned my hand and wrist badly - I witnessed a frantic 911 call from work - It was busy as hell - Had dinner with my Great Aunts from...
broken_image13: Why did they let me remember.....
LA (broken_image13)
. The two people living with me were being their usual selves, so I dialed 911. I felt the dripping of a warm, watery, sunset red liquid coming out of ...
LA (broken_image13)
. The two people living with me were being their usual selves, so I dialed 911. I felt the dripping of a warm, watery, sunset red liquid coming out of ...
senzubean: Oh this is just shameful...
senzubean (senzubean)
911 movie, due out in theatres this August. Maybe this is old news, but I just...
senzubean (senzubean)
911 movie, due out in theatres this August. Maybe this is old news, but I just...
mhairilynn
mhairilynn (mhairilynn)
going outside to look, James however, made us hide behind the door. Then we called 911 and told them we had heard a gunshot, we were told the......
mhairilynn (mhairilynn)
going outside to look, James however, made us hide behind the door. Then we called 911 and told them we had heard a gunshot, we were told the......
actn23: Things are different
actn23 (actn23)
would have. To make sure everyone knew I was the one who called 911. To somehow make it about me. It's not that I was egocentric ...
actn23 (actn23)
would have. To make sure everyone knew I was the one who called 911. To somehow make it about me. It's not that I was egocentric ...
aithneroad
Abby (aithneroad)
to download on the interweb. I found it on an album at work. It's about 911 and it's beautiful. Simply beautiful. As I raise my head to broadcast my objection As ...
Abby (aithneroad)
to download on the interweb. I found it on an album at work. It's about 911 and it's beautiful. Simply beautiful. As I raise my head to broadcast my objection As ...
newfieangel84: Babysitting
Dallas (newfieangel84)
My niece if she don't get her own way she takes fits, We need nanny 911. It could be worst. She is actually quite right now that God for small ...
Dallas (newfieangel84)
My niece if she don't get her own way she takes fits, We need nanny 911. It could be worst. She is actually quite right now that God for small ...
ravenonyx: $199 for a YEAR's worth of phone service
RavenOnyx (ravenonyx)
the $199 price!) This IS VoIP phone service, same as Vonage. Please be aware that 911 works differently on a......
RavenOnyx (ravenonyx)
the $199 price!) This IS VoIP phone service, same as Vonage. Please be aware that 911 works differently on a......
beemdoubleu
BeEmDoubleU (beemdoubleu)
911(993) Carrera 2 Cabrio. Интересно было сравнить ощущения со всем полученным до сих пор. на 993...
BeEmDoubleU (beemdoubleu)
911(993) Carrera 2 Cabrio. Интересно было сравнить ощущения со всем полученным до сих пор. на 993...
afailedattempt_: the subject is in custody.
jeffrey america (afailedattempt_)
this difference in age make? I know how it ends... she'll kill me quick. Call 911, I'm already dead but someone should be caught and held responsible for this bloody ...
jeffrey america (afailedattempt_)
this difference in age make? I know how it ends... she'll kill me quick. Call 911, I'm already dead but someone should be caught and held responsible for this bloody ...
tkarlan: The Passing of Eddie Guerrero
Erevan (tkarlan)
check if her were ok, turned him over, and found no life signs. He called 911, tried CPR, and still nothing. He was then proclaimed dead. Eddie Guerrero was born into ...
Erevan (tkarlan)
check if her were ok, turned him over, and found no life signs. He called 911, tried CPR, and still nothing. He was then proclaimed dead. Eddie Guerrero was born into ...
83_marathoner
83_marathoner (83_marathoner)
hot chili Giggling baby Warm hugs Turkey robot mazes Windy highway driving Apples to Apples to Scrabble Early bedtimes Royal Aquatic 911 Juggling tennis balls Algion sweaters ....these are a few things that have been happening in my recent life...
83_marathoner (83_marathoner)
hot chili Giggling baby Warm hugs Turkey robot mazes Windy highway driving Apples to Apples to Scrabble Early bedtimes Royal Aquatic 911 Juggling tennis balls Algion sweaters ....these are a few things that have been happening in my recent life...
fah_q_ho
Samantha (fah_q_ho)
911 funny as fuckk. they are chasing a man in a drink costume. whatevvvv. uhm im...
Samantha (fah_q_ho)
911 funny as fuckk. they are chasing a man in a drink costume. whatevvvv. uhm im...
zarquin: stolen from mr. henchman, he of the coolest last name ever
Didi (zarquin)
her daughter discovered wanted criminal Christopher Lessner in her closet. While the daughter called 911, Lessner jumped at them, so Buxton fired a shot in the air, ordering him on...
Didi (zarquin)
her daughter discovered wanted criminal Christopher Lessner in her closet. While the daughter called 911, Lessner jumped at them, so Buxton fired a shot in the air, ordering him on...
missinlinke: Happy Birthday
missinlinke (missinlinke)
is a new friend here and i'm eventually going to chew her ear about the 911 world that I want to join. (Hope that is ok Jess) I need......
missinlinke (missinlinke)
is a new friend here and i'm eventually going to chew her ear about the 911 world that I want to join. (Hope that is ok Jess) I need......
edodolev: В двух шагах от зимы...
edodolev (edodolev)
соответственно подружкой последнего - надумали ночью приготовить себе фондю. Ну и пиздец J 01. Или терь 911? Х/з… Крч, развлечение для всех наших. Часам к 7 собралась толпа в полсотни сонных ухмыляющийся нелюд...
edodolev (edodolev)
соответственно подружкой последнего - надумали ночью приготовить себе фондю. Ну и пиздец J 01. Или терь 911? Х/з… Крч, развлечение для всех наших. Часам к 7 собралась толпа в полсотни сонных ухмыляющийся нелюд...
mhm_its_taryn: crappy week
mhm_its_taryn (mhm_its_taryn)
sick... i feel like crap. i can tell this week is gonna be really bad... Call 911. I'm already dead but someone should be caught and held responsible for this bloody mess. i ...
mhm_its_taryn (mhm_its_taryn)
sick... i feel like crap. i can tell this week is gonna be really bad... Call 911. I'm already dead but someone should be caught and held responsible for this bloody mess. i ...
pink_moo
pink_moo (pink_moo)
:) YEAH BABY! I CAN COOK NOW! AND WE DID SECRET SANTA! OTHER NEWS: SEEN 911 LIVE-ABSOLUTLY SHOCKING, IM GLAD IT WAS FREE OF CHARGE. CHRITAMS PARTY TONIGHT! YEY! cLOTHES ...
pink_moo (pink_moo)
:) YEAH BABY! I CAN COOK NOW! AND WE DID SECRET SANTA! OTHER NEWS: SEEN 911 LIVE-ABSOLUTLY SHOCKING, IM GLAD IT WAS FREE OF CHARGE. CHRITAMS PARTY TONIGHT! YEY! cLOTHES ...
chewalicious: Love Letters
chewalicious (chewalicious)
(where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911.......
chewalicious (chewalicious)
(where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911.......
thelivelbow911: Rap About Me
thelivelbow911 (thelivelbow911)
favorite thing on Earth is Law & Order:Special Victims Unit. My favorite episode is 911, and I love The Elbow (which, from here on, is NOT the band, but a...
thelivelbow911 (thelivelbow911)
favorite thing on Earth is Law & Order:Special Victims Unit. My favorite episode is 911, and I love The Elbow (which, from here on, is NOT the band, but a...